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How do you spell "boudoir"?
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I'm so far off, I'm not
getting the auto-correct.
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So which girl are you
texting now, the coffin-maker?
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Oh, you're thinking about Jamie.
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Nah, nah. She kinda disappeared
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into her busy season,
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so this is Rhonda.
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Oh, is this the girl
with the yogurt mouth?
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That's Simi Valley Sue.
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Rhonda is Willem Dafoe's assistant.
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No, she's n... Rhonda's
the army reservist.
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Boy, you are on such a tear
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with the ladies, Winston.
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Your boy cleanin' up.
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Not thinking about Aly.
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And Rhonda, you know, she's cool, man.
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I'm having the most fun with her.
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She really keeps me on my toes.
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And y'all know Winston
love being on his toes.
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- Definitely, definitely.
- You know, actually,
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she's poppin' by later.
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You guys will get to meet
her before the wedding.
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Before the... she's
coming to our wedding?
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Yes. Winston, you're gonna bring this
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flavor of the month to our wedding?
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- Well, I was...
- She's gonna be in wedding photos?
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, gather round, grandchildren.
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Look at Uncle Winston, and this woman
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who is not Willem Dafoe's assistant.
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Well, I am excited to meet her.
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Can you tell us some basics?
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Her-her last name, her rank...
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Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff.
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I've only been on two
dates with her, so...
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Two dates, how do we even know
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that she's fighting for our army?
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Hey! Are we looking at the
owner of a new used car?
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No. I wish.
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Billy from Car County started
playing misogynist bingo
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with me as soon as I walked in the door.
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He called me "dollface."
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Started pointing out
all the room in the trunk
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for my shopping bags.
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Then, he explained
four-wheel drive to me.
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I don't need four-wheel
drive explained.
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It's very well named.
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Like World Series of Poker
champion, Chris Moneymaker.
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Continue, though.
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Okay, you know how you
get back at this guy?
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Huh. You do the entire thing online.
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You set up an e-mail address,
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but under a dude's name.
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Yes. I love it.
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Help! Help!
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There's some lunatic after me!
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- Oh, my God!
- Call 911!
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Call 911!
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Please, somebody help me.
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Winston! Winston, go...!
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Oh, my God! Stay there! Wait!
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Don't pull it out.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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You just got Rhonda'd.
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Rhonda'd!
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What's your last name?
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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I'm almost done with my "Jeff
Day" e-mail to the dealer.
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I've constructed a very
rich back story for him.
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- Listen to this, listen to this.
- Okay.
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He wrote this while
on break from his job,
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which is hanging telephone line.
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He should have a desk job by now,
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but the ground has always
been trouble for him.
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Yeah, the poles are safer.
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And sometimes, at dusk,
he can see his buddies
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from Desert Storm dancing in the static.
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- That's beautiful.
- Yeah, it's okay.
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So you need a dude pass
before you send it off, right?
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No, I don't need a dude pass.
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No, no. Listen to this.
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My wife is on my nuts.
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I need two grand off the MSRP.
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Go, Clips.
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- Go, Clips! Good, yeah.
- Hey, Nick,
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if anyone's gonna give Jess a dude pass,
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it's gonna be me.
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A dude pass.
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Not a pretty-boy pass.
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Not a "I make my money
from my mind" pass.
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Not a "I look like the cute
benchwarmer on an NBA team,
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"but I'm not good enough to play."
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- Are you done?
- After I take my dude pass,
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why don't you take a short guy pass?
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Why don't you take a snake voice pass?
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Is it frustrating for you
when you go to concerts
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and you can't see the stage
'cause you're so short?
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It can be.
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It can be!
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I know we're in an awkward situation.
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I used to date Nick, now
I'm dating Sam, again.
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I thought we were over all this.
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And now every time I turn around,
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you guys are in some kind of turf war.
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Are we in a turf war? I
didn't even notice, you punk.
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This can't go on forever.
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Let's just get our emotions out there.
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Let's just express ourselves...
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I'm good. I don't...
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- I got nothing.
- Yeah, I mean, everything's fine.
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- You feel good?
- Yeah, I feel great.
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You feel good, I feel good.
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- Yeah, I got nothing to talk about, yeah.
- We're good, man.
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I don't feel nothin' towards you man.
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You can spit on the
bottom of my shoe, dude.
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Let's...
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This is what you want for our nuptials?
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Shenanigans?
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This is our wedding, Cece,
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not "Ernest Goes to Our Wedding."
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Can't we just revoke Winston's plus one?
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Okay, look, I'm sure
there's more to Rhonda
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than just pranks, all right?
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We owe it to Winston to get to know her.
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Well, let's start at the beginning.
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Tell us about your childhood.
Where'd you grow up?
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- Well, I grew up in Baltimore.
- Oh.
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I don't like to talk about it
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around new people,
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but we were homeless.
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Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
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I had no idea.
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It was tough.
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We didn't have money
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for food, clothes, toys.
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My brother and I adopted a rat.
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I remember, we called
the rat Singular Wireless.
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He was sweet.
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Until he ate my brother's
pinkie toe clean off.
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What?
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He bit it like a baby carrot.
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Just.
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It woke me up.
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That snap, that snap.
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In the end, we laughed about it,
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'cause what else can you do?
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Just Singular being Singular.
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Gosh darn it.
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He ran away after a while...
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my brother, not the rat...
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he didn't get far,
obviously, not with nine toes.
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Listen, it wasn't a great childhood,
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and I know that I come on strong,
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but I guess, if I can
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scare people with my pranks,
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then I know I'm not the
only one who's scared.
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What a cruel, terrible world we live in.
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I had no idea.
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I'm so, so, so, sorry.
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You're stupid, Schmidt.
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And you're-you're stupid, too, Cece,
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Stupid.
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Okay, wait, so the en... the en...
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the entire story is a lie?
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Rhon. Da'd.
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Pow-pow.
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Need a little more of this.
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Anybody else want some, uh, wine?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I salted it.
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You salted the wine?
How is that even a prank?
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You just told her that you
salted it before she took a sip.
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Unless of course that the prank
is that there's no salt in it.
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Yes, there's salt.
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There's most definitely salt in that.
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This is delightful.
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Mr. Day, I, too, love Sons of Anarchy.
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You drive a pretty hard bargain.
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I agree to your terms!
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You just have to sign
the papers in person.
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I'm at the dealership for another hour.
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Ah, I did not think this through.
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Nick... I have hit a
snag in my car buying.
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I'm not surprised you came to me.
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I heard you and, uh,
Dr. Trap-Jaw last night,
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and he climaxes like a woman.
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That was me.
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Then you sound like a
woman when you climax.
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- I am a woman.
- What's your point?
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We're still on your point.
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I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
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My point is...
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your car deal went south,
and so you need Nick Miller
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to twist some nips for you, yeah?
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Nope. The nips have
already been twisted.
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All I need right now is someone
to pretend to be Jeff Day.
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And I would ask Sam, but
he's in a procedure all day.
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He's de-webbing some kid's toes.
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It sounds whimsical, but
it's actually very serious.
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Why would you go to him?
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He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
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The deal has already been closed.
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Right now, I just need,
literally, any man.
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If I could wish
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a mannequin to life, I would.
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Oh, Jessica.
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You understand that fate
fused that kid's toes together.
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And Dr. Sam is the man for that job,
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but I'm the man for this job.
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So if you excuse me,
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let me get my Julius
Pepperwood disguise.
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Wait, no, no, no. You don't understand.
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I just need you to
pretend to be Jeff Day.
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- Well, I need some sort of disguise.
- Absolutely not.
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- What about a mustache?
- That's a disguise.
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- Not if I grow one.
- We're in the car in ten minutes.
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You gonna grow a
mustache in ten minutes?
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No man could do that.
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Scientifically impossible.
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Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
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See ya in the car.
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All right, now remember,
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Jeff Day is a lovable schnook,
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who makes sausage in his spare time.
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You work for the phone company,
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so you call the phones "units."
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All right, what's my back story?
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Units, that's good. Uh, you're my wife.
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You spend all day making sausages,
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and clucking with the other
hens on the kitchen unit.
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No, no. I'm a disgraced
ice-skating sensation.
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I got ex-communicated from the sport
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for protesting that nudie fabric.
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And then I broke my butt.
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Right, and which toe is webbed?
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Ugh, Nick, that's real life.
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Ugh. This is gonna be a disaster.
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Abort, abort.
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Dollface!
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You're back!
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Hi. I am, I am.
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Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
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with my husband Jeff.
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Jeff Day.
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Lover of meats, enemy of nonsense.
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Put her there.
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- Nice mustache.
- My guy.
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All right.
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Oh, excuse me for a minute.
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I have to go feed the meter.
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Uh, excu... before you go,
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can you please fill us in
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on all active pranks at this table?
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I think you found them all, okay?
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Relax.
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Oh, wait! Winston...
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I put a watch battery
in your huevos rancheros.
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In the huevos?
259
00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:40,698
No, you did not.
260
00:08:40,699 --> 00:08:42,867
Winston, she's been sitting
down this whole time.
261
00:08:42,868 --> 00:08:45,202
Does she have someone working
with her in the kitchen?
262
00:08:45,203 --> 00:08:46,871
Can you explain to me how that's funny?
263
00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:49,206
'Cause you could have cracked
a molar or choked to death.
264
00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,374
It's hilarious.
265
00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,895
'Cause what if I choke on the battery?
266
00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:52,868
You know what I mean?
267
00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:54,211
Or if the battery breaks
268
00:08:54,212 --> 00:08:55,546
open inside of me, you know?
269
00:08:55,547 --> 00:08:58,249
and causes all kinds of... no?
270
00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:01,218
What-what? You guys don't like her?
271
00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:02,386
- Mm...
- Uh...
272
00:09:02,387 --> 00:09:03,490
And I mean, look, I get it.
273
00:09:03,491 --> 00:09:04,622
She might not be the one,
274
00:09:04,623 --> 00:09:06,423
but come on, at least
we're having fun, right?
275
00:09:06,424 --> 00:09:07,958
We gave her a chance, okay, Winston?
276
00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:09,593
But I am scared to touch my food,
277
00:09:09,594 --> 00:09:11,537
and I don't want to feel
that way at our wedding.
278
00:09:11,538 --> 00:09:13,097
- Yes.
- Winston, it brings me no joy
279
00:09:13,098 --> 00:09:14,298
to do this, whatsoever,
280
00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:15,766
but I'm revoking your plus one.
281
00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,434
You gave me that plus one,
282
00:09:17,435 --> 00:09:18,869
which means I can bring anyone.
283
00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:21,038
Plus one means plus anyone.
284
00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,540
For the Schmidt-Parikh wedding,
285
00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,208
it's a plus the one.
286
00:09:24,209 --> 00:09:26,277
You just had that one locked
and loaded, didn't you?
287
00:09:26,278 --> 00:09:28,305
- Excuse me, sir? Here's your check.
- Oh, my God!
288
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,807
That's my face. Why is that my face?
289
00:09:29,808 --> 00:09:30,881
Ha-ha!
290
00:09:30,882 --> 00:09:32,449
No, no, no, no.
291
00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,251
Save it.
292
00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:36,053
It's gonna be wasted on these two.
293
00:09:36,054 --> 00:09:38,222
Let's get out of here.
294
00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:40,791
How did she get a mask of my face?
295
00:09:42,093 --> 00:09:44,795
Oh... did they just
stick us with the bill?
296
00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:46,764
N... no.
297
00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:49,133
She left, like, $300.
298
00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:51,101
Who does this prank?
299
00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:52,436
Thanks for meeting with us.
300
00:09:52,437 --> 00:09:54,438
I don't know... what made me think
301
00:09:54,439 --> 00:09:57,308
I could have possibly
bought a car by myself.
302
00:09:57,309 --> 00:09:58,972
You were right to get
your hubby involved.
303
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,344
Now, Mr. Day,
304
00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,613
your mind seemed pretty
made up over e-mail.
305
00:10:02,614 --> 00:10:04,949
Look, Billy, I wish, uh,
we could get twin hogs,
306
00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,650
but then the missus would stop giving me
307
00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:08,352
that sweet potato pie.
308
00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:09,687
You know Jeff Day,
309
00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,856
I need my sweet potato
pie every four hours.
310
00:10:11,857 --> 00:10:13,157
Ain't that right, baby?
311
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:14,618
I married a hungry man.
312
00:10:14,619 --> 00:10:16,202
If you're open to other options,
313
00:10:16,203 --> 00:10:17,862
we just got a consignment of vehicles
314
00:10:17,863 --> 00:10:19,096
that we are looking to move
315
00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,598
at rock bottom prices.
316
00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:23,100
I had my heart set on
that cute little car
317
00:10:23,101 --> 00:10:24,844
that you showed me in
that e-mail you wrote.
318
00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:29,607
Had a really big makeup mirror,
and I sure was excited about it.
319
00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:31,442
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, buh-buh...
320
00:10:31,443 --> 00:10:33,947
There's no harm in hearing what
the catch of the day is, right?
321
00:10:33,948 --> 00:10:35,112
- No harm.
- Exactly.
322
00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:37,147
Billy, Jeff needs to
take his omega-3 pill.
323
00:10:37,148 --> 00:10:39,291
- Could you grab us a glass of water?
- Not a problem.
324
00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:40,549
I got a bad ticker myself.
325
00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,819
Not... uh...
326
00:10:43,239 --> 00:10:44,428
I had him right where I wanted him.
327
00:10:44,429 --> 00:10:45,837
He's trying to bait and switch us,
328
00:10:45,838 --> 00:10:47,501
and you're gobbling
it up like an old king
329
00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,800
with a turkey leg.
330
00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:50,835
You're leaving money on the table.
331
00:10:50,836 --> 00:10:52,470
I can smell it.
332
00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,005
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
333
00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:55,749
and then I'm going to
get you a better deal.
334
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,341
He thinks he's fishing for me.
335
00:10:57,342 --> 00:11:00,878
Nah, I'm fishing for
him, but from the water.
336
00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:02,146
You're in way over your head.
337
00:11:02,147 --> 00:11:04,382
Right where a fish wants to be.
338
00:11:04,383 --> 00:11:06,150
Here's your water, and...
339
00:11:06,151 --> 00:11:08,886
take as many mouse pads as you want.
340
00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:10,888
- Quit stalling me.
- Smart.
341
00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:12,724
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
342
00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:13,991
These vehicles are a lot bigger
343
00:11:13,992 --> 00:11:15,415
than what you were e-mailing about.
344
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:16,994
Well, a car can never be too big,
345
00:11:16,995 --> 00:11:18,930
and a pot can never be too sweet.
346
00:11:20,099 --> 00:11:21,632
I hear ya, so I guess,
347
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,336
don't waste your time
with anything smaller
348
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:24,635
- than a two liter?
- Two liter?
349
00:11:24,636 --> 00:11:26,471
I want a car, not a Mountain Dew.
350
00:11:29,341 --> 00:11:31,209
You want to send this
girl out on to the road
351
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:33,177
with a little bulk,
in case she gets hit,
352
00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:35,713
or more likely, hits
someone, am I right?
353
00:11:35,714 --> 00:11:38,149
- While she's text messaging.
- They can't stop.
354
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,051
They're beautiful, but...
355
00:11:40,052 --> 00:11:41,419
I like you.
356
00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,363
Honey, don't forget how
much research you put in.
357
00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:44,989
You don't want to throw that all away,
358
00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:46,657
like I did with my skating career.
359
00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:48,601
Jeff, you clearly know
your way around an engine.
360
00:11:48,602 --> 00:11:50,328
What are we talkin', 5.0?
361
00:11:50,329 --> 00:11:52,497
You want the bird to
sing in my underpants,
362
00:11:52,498 --> 00:11:53,681
I'm gonna need double digits.
363
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:54,866
- Oh, yeah,
- Jeff.
364
00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:55,700
baby!
365
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:56,601
Oh, yeah.
366
00:11:56,602 --> 00:11:57,602
Yeah!
367
00:11:57,603 --> 00:11:59,270
- It's gonna sing.
- Boom.
368
00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,038
You get me.
369
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:05,610
Excuse me. I have to take this.
370
00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:08,019
It's Oksana Baiul.
Honey, get the car I want,
371
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,214
or the only pie you'll be
eating is out of the garbage.
372
00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:13,918
Hey, I thought you were de-webbing.
373
00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:15,513
Well, it took less time than I thought.
374
00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:17,057
Yeah, he only wanted his big toe free,
375
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,489
so he could wear flip-flops.
376
00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:19,553
- How's the new car?
- Ugh!
377
00:12:19,554 --> 00:12:21,192
Don't make a thing out of it,
378
00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:23,494
but I had to ask Nick to be Jeff Day.
379
00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:24,829
You asked Nick for help, not me?
380
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,197
Well, you were in surgery,
381
00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:27,798
and he was the only person I could find,
382
00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:29,233
but he's screwing it up so much
383
00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:31,702
that I really wish I'd
"Reverse-Tootsie'd."
384
00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:34,105
Of course he's screwing up.
He's a little human porkchop.
385
00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:36,073
- I'm on my way.
- Wait, don't come. Don't come.
386
00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:37,375
I could be Jeff Day.
387
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:38,842
I just need to find a fake mustache.
388
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,426
What is it with you guys and mustaches?
389
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,229
Look, I have the
situation un-under control.
390
00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:49,253
Cutting Winston's plus one
creates a real ripple effect.
391
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:50,888
Jason gets bumped from 14.
392
00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,423
Ruthie gets bumped from 6,
393
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:54,725
landing Tyler right next to the bar,
394
00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:56,427
which feels like tempting fate.
395
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:58,291
Yeah, you know what? The
more I think about it,
396
00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:00,591
we may have judged Rhonda
a little too harshly.
397
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:01,975
Maybe you're right. You know what?
398
00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:04,001
If Winston is happy, with Lady Kutcher,
399
00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,770
we should support him.
400
00:13:05,771 --> 00:13:07,338
What's the worst that can happen?
401
00:13:07,339 --> 00:13:10,274
Maybe she'll put some
cellophane over the toilet bowls.
402
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:13,010
Hopefully, my Uncle Randy doesn't get
403
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:15,146
fired up at the buffet.
404
00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:17,782
Hey, guys.
405
00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:20,245
We were just talking, and
we're sorry about earlier.
406
00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:21,572
Oh, listen, I've been thinking
407
00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:23,721
about what you said,
and maybe you're right.
408
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:26,290
I want the woman that I bring
to your wedding to be special.
409
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,292
Special like...
410
00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:30,561
my wife.
411
00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:35,633
We got married!
412
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:38,970
What?!
413
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,960
You got married!
414
00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:46,744
Well, look, you guys
said to be more serious,
415
00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:50,316
and nothing's more serious
than holy matrimony.
416
00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:52,061
I mean, this is what
you guys wanted, right?
417
00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,720
No! No! This is insane.
418
00:13:53,721 --> 00:13:56,493
And we were totally out of
bounds in the first place.
419
00:13:56,494 --> 00:13:58,061
We never should have interfered
420
00:13:58,062 --> 00:13:59,329
- in your love life.
- No.
421
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,624
- Got you again!
- Boom!
422
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,848
That's what we needed to hear.
423
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:04,668
Huh? Wait. What?
424
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,896
What, so you... wait a minute.
425
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,040
You're not actually married?
426
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,239
Oh, thank... thank goodness.
427
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,463
It was... it was just a prank.
428
00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:12,470
- It was just a prank. Okay.
- Just a prank.
429
00:14:12,471 --> 00:14:15,279
How did you guys get such a
realistic marriage certificate?
430
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,613
Does it look realistic?
431
00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:18,318
Oh, that's good. They
did a good job on it,
432
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,828
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
433
00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:21,151
We got you.
434
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,153
We found a same-day chapel,
435
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,655
and then we got married,
436
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,923
as a prank.
437
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,083
- Wha-uh...?
- So-so you really did get married?
438
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,418
Y'all can't keep up.
439
00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:34,619
How is really getting
married, Winston, a prank?
440
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,287
The authenticity of the marriage
441
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:38,089
is what makes it a great prank.
442
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,791
- Come on, guys.
- Yeah.
443
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,375
- Says who?
- Hold on. wh... no, please.
444
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:42,860
Let them explain. Please explain.
445
00:14:42,861 --> 00:14:44,629
We've already explained it.
446
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:48,299
A simple prank is a strong prank.
447
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,468
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
448
00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,637
Let's just say... I don't know,
449
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,672
I told you that I cut
my pinkie finger off,
450
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:57,175
and then I actually cut
my pinkie finger off.
451
00:14:57,176 --> 00:14:58,676
Mm.
452
00:14:58,677 --> 00:15:00,178
- Is that a prank?
- Is that a prank?
453
00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:01,562
Well, I would not see that coming.
454
00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,314
Okay.
455
00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:04,816
Different direction.
456
00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:06,985
Let-let's say that I-I told you
457
00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:08,353
that I invested all of my money
458
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:09,721
into boogie boards.
459
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:10,755
That's just a lie.
460
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:12,969
And then I took you
461
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:15,259
to my accountant's office,
and sitting behind the desk
462
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:17,829
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
463
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,530
Hmm, still sounds like a lie.
464
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:23,071
And then my real accountant came out
465
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:24,673
and showed you the books
466
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,641
and, in fact, I had invested
467
00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:29,177
all of money in boogie boards.
468
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,812
That's definitely a prank.
469
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:32,647
- Yeah, that would get me.
- That's-that's a good one.
470
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:33,948
- That's crazy, yeah.
- That's a good one.
471
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:35,149
- That's a good one.
- I don't understand this.
472
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,218
Okay, so this is like a lifelong prank?
473
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:39,059
Oh, no, no, we're getting
it annulled tomorrow.
474
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,750
- Oh, right.
- Tonight's the honeymoon.
475
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,223
Listen, a little marriage advice...
476
00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:44,192
I would know because I'm married...
477
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,029
a happy wife, uh, a happy life.
478
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,764
- Have you heard the saying before?
- Mm.
479
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,628
- I'm questioning everything right now.
- I swear, I swear... I swear...
480
00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:53,869
He's about 5'10".
481
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,537
Maybe a mustache.
482
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,205
Sometimes he just sits in
the bathroom buying music.
483
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,752
Do you think you could check in there?
484
00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:00,096
- Is that him in the RV?
- Oh, no.
485
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,618
He wouldn't be in an RV.
486
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:05,280
He is, he is. That's him in the RV.
487
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,121
You look natural behind
the wheel of that baby.
488
00:16:07,122 --> 00:16:09,065
I felt like myself for
the first time in my life.
489
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:09,872
Hey, Jeff.
490
00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:11,240
Where were you,
491
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,075
and why weren't you answering your unit?
492
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,210
- Excuse me.
- Excu... yeah.
493
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:15,878
Good stuff, Billy. Thank you.
494
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,604
- Ow.
- Is this you doing your plan?
495
00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:19,428
I don't know.
496
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,862
He keeps changing things up.
497
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,264
He's very good at his job.
498
00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:24,633
Hey, how ya doin'? I'm Jeff Day.
499
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,401
My brother.
500
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,936
Geoff with a "G."
501
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:30,320
- Yeah, I came as soon as I could.
- I don't know why.
502
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:31,873
I explicitly told you not to.
503
00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:34,034
Yeah, why don't you take a
hike? No one needs you here.
504
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,338
The reason she came to me first.
505
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,244
Sorry, Billy.
506
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,446
There's a little bit of bad blood
507
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:38,880
between my brother and my husband.
508
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,215
She may have come to you for help,
509
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,750
but you're clearly not
getting the job done,
510
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,618
which is why she'll always
come back for my help.
511
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,246
As soon as you get a helping of my help,
512
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:46,790
- you're never the same.
- No one helps
513
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:48,183
me better than I help myself.
514
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,567
I told you if you'd just guide me.
515
00:16:49,568 --> 00:16:51,059
Let's not get into that now.
516
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,604
I don't really know what
you guys are talking about,
517
00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:53,908
but are you still buying the RV?
518
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,568
No! I'm not buying an RV.
519
00:16:55,569 --> 00:16:57,709
Honey, he's giving us a great price.
520
00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:00,178
- Why don't you get those numbers?
- Don't get those numbers.
521
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:02,082
- Why don't you go get them?
- Stay right there.
522
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,017
Why do women always
bring your drama in here?
523
00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:06,019
Oh, you're blaming me?
524
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,887
Hah! All right.
525
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:11,557
I'd like to test-drive
my car right now.
526
00:17:13,861 --> 00:17:15,684
I showed you where all
the mirrors are, right?
527
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:18,443
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
528
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,534
Now you guys are listening to me!
529
00:17:21,535 --> 00:17:24,504
Get ready for the scariest
test-drive of your lives.
530
00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:30,009
I don't care if you're hot.
531
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,611
I'm always cold!
532
00:17:31,612 --> 00:17:33,515
- Slow down!
- Oh, man, this speed...
533
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:34,776
- God!
- Oh, God!
534
00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:39,424
You're gonna give me what I want.
535
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,525
I can't give you a thing
536
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,853
until I talk to my manager.
537
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,477
You're talking to me. I know you need to
538
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,030
get rid of this 2017.
539
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,097
It's the end of the month.
540
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,444
I know you haven't made your nut.
541
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,068
Okay, I'll give you the original deal.
542
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,036
- The one from the e-mail.
- You'll do better.
543
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,203
I want Bluetooth.
544
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,443
I want voice activation.
545
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,946
- Oh, God! No, no!
- No, no, no, no, no! No!
546
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,814
Whoa! Okay, okay... Okay-kay-kay...
547
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,951
I want to feel like
I'm driving a spaceship.
548
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,815
- Anything you want.
- That's impressive.
549
00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:09,087
Oh, that was impressive.
550
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,422
- You're really good at this, Jess.
- Really good.
551
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,923
Now for you two, jokers.
552
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,658
I'm sorry I went rogue, Jess.
553
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,926
I'm sorry, too.
554
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,390
- You told me not to come, but I did.
- Don't apologize to me.
555
00:18:17,391 --> 00:18:18,463
Talk to each other.
556
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,299
Figure out a way to both be in my life.
557
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,768
Otherwise, I'm gonna
turn the heat up to 90.
558
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,837
I'm gonna turn the radio to Pink.
559
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,007
And I am going to find
a cobblestone street.
560
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,951
Oh, no, please don't. I
gotta go to the bathroom.
561
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:31,977
Shut up, Billy!
562
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,545
You have a little boy's name.
563
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,512
You are so mean!
564
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,577
Now solve it.
565
00:18:35,578 --> 00:18:36,798
Deal with your emotions.
566
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:37,743
Jess, you don't get it.
567
00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:40,497
The stuff between Sam
and I is deep guy stuff.
568
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:41,559
It's untalkable.
569
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,292
That's right. I punched him twice.
570
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:44,555
And I stole his girlfriend.
571
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,890
We're talking about
adultery and violence.
572
00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:49,226
That part of the male brain
has not been civilized.
573
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:51,530
So you're just gonna feud forever?
574
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,865
I'll teach my sons to hate his sons
575
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,599
and I expect the same from him.
576
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,867
- You got it.
- Thank you.
577
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,455
If you insist on hating each other,
578
00:18:58,456 --> 00:18:59,654
do it while I'm not around.
579
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,323
The moment I walk in the room,
580
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:02,657
I want some convincing
581
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,693
dude on dude friendship stuff.
582
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,194
I want high-fives.
583
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,195
I want golf tips.
584
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:09,164
When a hot waitress walks by,
585
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,665
I want to see a real nudge-nudge.
586
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:11,760
Hubba, hubba.
587
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:13,224
Keep your hands on the wheel!
588
00:19:13,225 --> 00:19:14,202
Easy! Jess!
589
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,840
I can do it if he can.
590
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:20,475
I can do it even if he can't do it.
591
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,446
Are you wearing a fake mustache?
592
00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,314
Yeah.
593
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,283
Thanks for coming to my annulment, guys.
594
00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:30,151
Yeah, well, we should
get to know your ex-wife.
595
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,153
Yeah, like, did she make
that mask of my face,
596
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,289
or does she have a mask guy?
597
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,917
Rhonda's in here.
598
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,461
Is it weird that I'm a little nervous?
599
00:19:37,462 --> 00:19:39,129
- Yes.
- Yeah.
600
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,867
Rhonda.
601
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,135
Will you make me the most
602
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:49,204
hilarious man in the
world by being my ex...
603
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:52,249
- Come on!
- Rhonda's a boy! Rhonda's a boy!
604
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,174
You ain't Rhonda.
605
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,743
- Winston Bishop?
- Y-y-yes.
606
00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,344
I'm supposed to play you this.
607
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,847
Oh, here we go.
608
00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:02,250
Winston, I think we should
postpone our annulment.
609
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:06,921
Until you put the pieces
of your mind back together.
610
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:11,059
I wish I could see your face right now.
611
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,394
But I can't,
612
00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:13,928
because I got called up for duty.
613
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,698
Bye-bye, hubby.
614
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:21,569
That's...
615
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,171
Wait, so we're still married.
616
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,406
Yeah.
617
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,999
But then how... but then how you gon...
618
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,343
we were... we were co-pranksters.
619
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,011
How you gonna prank your co-prankster?
620
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:33,515
Hmm... I get it.
621
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:36,251
I finally get the prank now, man.
622
00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:38,353
You got Rhonda'd.
623
00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:40,021
I made Billy my baby.
624
00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:42,090
I made that little bitch
a bottle, right guys?
625
00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:44,059
- You did a great job, honey.
- You did awesome.
626
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,393
What a terrific hybrid vehicle.
627
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:46,761
I'm glad that the previous owner
628
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,297
scraped off all the
"Co-exist" bumper stickers.
629
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:50,429
So I have no options.
630
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,733
I have no options. Okay, well...
631
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,435
Sleep with both eyes open, you idiot.
632
00:20:53,436 --> 00:20:55,070
It's one eye, you idiot.
633
00:20:55,071 --> 00:20:57,439
- Cut your chance in half, you idiot.
- Idiot.
634
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,274
Hey, don't bill me for this.
635
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:01,801
- Sorry, that was my divorce lawyer.
- What?!
636
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,279
Yeah, it's been a day. So I got married.
637
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,314
Then my wife was shipped overseas.
638
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:07,582
And I remain married.
639
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,418
What? Who? When? How? What?
640
00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:12,587
Yeah, he married Rhonda. As a prank.
641
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:14,856
Wait, you're really married, Winston?
642
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,058
I-I'm not sure I understand the prank.
643
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,893
The prank is, is that
Winston's on the hook
644
00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:20,395
to send care packages to Germany
645
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:21,629
for the next six months.
646
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,064
Rhonda'd.
647
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,733
Guys, let's just celebrate
648
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,468
how hilarious my situation is,
649
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:28,069
and in a very real way,
650
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,904
don't tell my mama.
651
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:35,827
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