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To Cece,
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for booking her first
client's first modeling gig.
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Hey!
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- Cheers.
- And to Winston
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for making Donovan the face
of LAPD's recruitment campaign.
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I just hope he doesn't look
better in blue than I do.
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- Wink.
- Oh, he definitely will. He's a model.
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So in honor of this occasion,
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we all got you gifts
for your home office.
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You may know it by its former name,
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the dining room table.
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Me first. A cubicle,
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- swinging balls,
- Mm.
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an outgoing mailbox,
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a cartoon that is very
derogatory towards Mondays.
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- So thoughtful, babe.
- Will that mailbox be functional?
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If it wasn't, it would
just be a box, wouldn't it?
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So can I buy a stamp for this letter?
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It's not a post office, man.
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- Who else has a gift?
- Whoo! Bull button.
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You press that,
guaranteed crowd pleaser.
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- Bull!
- Ooh!
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I got something better.
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Noise-canceling headphones.
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Thank you. Wow.
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- Yeah, are those mine?
- Yes.
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- They're broken.
- Oh, nothing is ever truly broken.
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All right, well, I got
you a filing cabinet
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to file all the
headshots of your clients.
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FYI, Ferguson's in one of
those drawers making fluffies.
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"Fluffies" is cat farts.
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Bull!
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Do you have a stamp for this letter?
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Is that a bill from when
you were in the hospital?
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Oh, this? Yeah, it is.
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Turns out they, uh, they
charge for new knees.
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I feel so bad.
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I should pay that.
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- What? Why?
- Seriously?
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Oh my God, your bad knee! Oh, my God!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But wait a second,
why do you want to pay?
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I turned your knee
into a bag of marbles.
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I should pay your medical bill.
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This is my only bill,
and it's just a baby bill.
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You know, it's so small and
cute, like my nephew Baby Bill.
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- Give me that baby.
- I feel bad, but okay.
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Wait, how did you...
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I studied pickpocketing
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when I played the Artful Dodger
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in my college production of Oliver!
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Oh, wow, that's so cool.
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- Oh, wait, so did I.
- What...
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Ow, Winston,
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straighten your arms when you eat.
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You don't think I want to?
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- Ain't no room, fam.
- Straighten your arms, fam.
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- Then how am I gonna reach my food?
- Oh.
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Okay, I'm sorry, the
cubicle will be gone soon,
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but this is a real
make-or-break moment for me.
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Either I'll look back at this as my
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"Steve Jobs in the garage" phase,
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or that misguided month
where I tried to be a manager
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at the dining room table.
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You are absolutely Jobs.
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And I'm Woz sitting next to
you the whole time in a...
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slightly lower chair.
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And speaking of jobs, by the way,
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you guys need to be like Winston
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and start getting jobs for Donovan.
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Don't you basically work on
ads for a living, Schmidt?
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Yeah, well, my current
account is for a menopause pill
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that eliminates night sweats.
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Oh, you're repping EstroFuel?
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Yes. Chest bump.
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You know, maybe I could use Donovan
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for the cover of The
Pepperwood Chronicles.
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I mean, he wouldn't be Pepperwood but...
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- Gator!
- Oh, Gator!
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It's perfect.
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- He could be a great Gator.
- Why don't you just use a real gator?
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What?
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Gator is Pepperwood's best friend...
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- and clairvoyant brother.
- Mm.
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Oh, my bad. Sorry, I
haven't read it yet.
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- What?
- What?
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- Doesn't matter.
- Clear the next 24 hours.
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- You haven't read it?
- It's really not that big of a deal.
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I also don't have an extra hard copy
so let's just talk about something else.
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Ooh, you can take mine.
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I've highlighted the more sexual parts.
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I'm not ashamed.
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- Great.
- Great.
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Now you get to read it.
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Now I get to read it.
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Robby's hospital bill is only $400.
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- That seem low to you?
- Did he have a minor procedure?
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No, he had what the doctors
call "a full Frankenstein."
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- They put dog bones in his knee.
- Then that's way off.
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It's got to be much higher.
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Do you think he thinks I
can't afford the full amount?
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What? Teachers have money.
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You guys know how large I
live. I'm flush with cash.
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I'm paying that bill.
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I'm going to the bank right now.
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I'm probably gonna take a limousine.
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Taking a limo to the bank.
What is she, a cartoon cat?
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- He kills it every time.
- Every time, man.
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I'm sorry we got in a fight.
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- I feel close again.
- I'm not.
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Okay, Donovan, you
just caught a shoplifter
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and now you're celebrating
with a street taco.
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That's exactly it!
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- Get him, Donovan.
- I love this.
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- Get him, Cece.
- Yeah, okay.
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Donovan, you're a natural cop.
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Hey, what agency are you from? 2L?
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Oh, um, hmm,
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I'm... from an agency that is
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- uh, quite, um... but...
- Cece's Boys.
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Cece's Boys, where the men are boys,
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and the-and the boys are Cece's.
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- All right.
- You like it?
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I love it.
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You're going downtown!
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Anything you say, Officer.
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Oh, hi, Jess.
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- That was really good.
- Just laying down a stanky B line.
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Cool, cool. Hey, um,
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I feel like Baby Bill here
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has a lot of brothers and sisters.
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So what's the real total?
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No, Jess, that's it, I swear.
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Come on, Robby, $400?
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I know what's going on here.
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You think I'm too poor to pay.
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- I...
- But you know what?
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Would a poor person...
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do this?
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How much is it? How much?
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Jess, I'm not gonna tell you, okay?
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Unless you ask me repeatedly,
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in which case I'll
eventually crack. Damn it.
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- What's the total?
- Uh.. no.
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- What's the total?
- No.
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- What's the total?
- Not gonna tell you.
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What's the total?
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$200,000.
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Seinfeld.
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Moment of truth.
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Yep, here it is.
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So please don't feel
any pressure to like it,
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even though I spent
7,000 hours writing it.
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So without further ado,
or as Pepperwood would say,
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"Ah-don't."
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You'll get that when you read it.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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I cannot wait to read this.
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I cannot wait to R-E-A...
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- Jess!
- Jess!
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Hey, there she is.
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Oh, me, hey.
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Sorry to interrupt. Are you
re-reading The Pepperwood Chronicles?
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It is actually my very first time.
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- A TPC virgin.
- Yeah.
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"Ah-don't..." believe it.
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- I'll get out of your hair.
- No, no, no, stay.
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No, what is all that
stuff in your hands?
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I'm totaling my assets.
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It's really bleak.
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You can't say that and
then not elaborate, right?
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No, I feel like we
should really unpack this.
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- Really?
- Definitely.
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Thanks, guys.
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Well, Robby's medical bills
are a fifth of a million dollars
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and I'm freaking out.
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I almost rounded up all my ballet flats
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and sold them on
flattyflattyboomboom.com,
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the premier website for used flats.
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Well, there are other options.
There are other options.
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Um, as somebody who passed
the bar exam eight years ago,
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I could offer you legal expertise.
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I could read the medical paperwork.
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Oh! An almost lawyer
and a sort of doctor.
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Lucky me. Okay.
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Strategy sesh in the cubicle.
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I'll meet you guys there.
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Or we can go... all go
together if you want.
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- Together.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, let's go together.
- Great.
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I rewrote the EstroFuel
ad to star a hunk,
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and I got Donovan the gig.
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Whoo!
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- Hey, everybody,
- Yes!
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I just want to let you
know, I've thought about it,
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and I'm quitting modeling
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to focus on applying to police school.
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Honey, that is a very
radical career change, okay?
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That's why I like it.
I can't be tied down.
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Picture this:
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your mom has night sweats.
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She needs relief.
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Luckily, she has a handsome son
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to go pick up her supplements,
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because menopause isn't
just about women anymore.
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EstroFuel:
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putting the men back in menopause.
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Starring Donovan.
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Wow.
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That's... wow, what an opportunity.
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But I'm becoming a cop.
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No. No!
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You are the face of EstroFuel.
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- The shoot is tonight.
- Oh, my God, it's tonight?
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And I told my boss that
Cece's Boys would be there.
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- You told your boss...
- Thank you, I'll see you there.
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Winston, you ready for the tour?
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- Hmm?
- The what?
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Huh? Yea...
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Here's what happened,
let me explain this.
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Um, I offered Don a
tour of the precinct,
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he accepted, and now it's happening.
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- Okay, Winston? Winston!
- Yeah?
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You better make sure that
this is the worst tour
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that you've ever given
anyone in your life.
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And that's gonna be tough.
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I've given some really bad tours.
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Okay, does this rendering represent
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the incident in question?
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There was way more blood.
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Wait, come on, it was not this violent.
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It was way worse. Grown men fainted.
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Jess, I found something.
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The hospital billed Robby for
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the Larry King Preemptive
Memorial Post-Op Recovery Suite.
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That's obviously a mistake.
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Uh, that's not a mistake, actually.
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I needed a private room
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because a lot of times in my dreams,
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I'm thinking about concerts
that I really enjoy going to,
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so it's just a lot of me
clapping and singing along.
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I can't afford this.
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Well, you don't have
to, just let me pay.
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No, you don't pay. I pay!
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What if no one pays?
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From my drawing, I
don't see any signage.
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Do you see any signage?
So here's my question.
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Do you remember seeing
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any safety signs near the machine?
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- This is important.
- There was just a poster saying that
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they were closed on Veteran's Day.
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That's what I wanted to hear.
255
00:08:58,251 --> 00:09:00,092
Folks, we got a lawsuit.
256
00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:01,083
- Good job.
- Great.
257
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,326
Seriously, guys, just let me pay this.
258
00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:03,428
Say that one more time.
259
00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:05,358
Say that you're gonna pay one
more time and see what happens.
260
00:09:05,383 --> 00:09:06,850
Wow, okay.
261
00:09:06,886 --> 00:09:08,886
You know what usually calms me down?
262
00:09:08,921 --> 00:09:11,514
- A good mall walk.
- No, we're suing the gym.
263
00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:12,803
Nick, take it away.
264
00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:15,115
Well, I would love to, but legally,
265
00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,178
I can't practice law.
266
00:09:16,203 --> 00:09:18,095
Yeah, I have a really good
lawyer, she's an animal.
267
00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,163
So you're on board now?
268
00:09:19,198 --> 00:09:21,232
Yeah, I just go with the flow.
269
00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:22,647
I'm gonna call my gal.
270
00:09:23,936 --> 00:09:25,412
- We need the office.
- What's wrong?
271
00:09:25,437 --> 00:09:28,506
Yeah, so, Schmidt booked Donovan
a photo shoot at Ass Strat,
272
00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:30,139
but Donovan just quit modeling
273
00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:31,597
so that he could become a cop.
274
00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:32,643
A cop?
275
00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:34,211
It's my boss, Kim.
276
00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:35,296
God, I hate her.
277
00:09:35,321 --> 00:09:38,318
Hello, Kimberly. You sound
like your skin looks amazing.
278
00:09:38,343 --> 00:09:40,629
All right, Reagan,
you can get to reading.
279
00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,753
We can stick around if you want us to.
280
00:09:42,795 --> 00:09:44,076
- I don't think it's necessary.
- You need us?
281
00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:45,256
- We'll stick around for you.
- I don't think so.
282
00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:46,220
Yeah, we'll stick around.
283
00:09:46,245 --> 00:09:47,248
- Winston!
- Winston!
284
00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:48,281
Me!
285
00:09:48,306 --> 00:09:50,162
Did you make police work
look as boring as possible?
286
00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,794
I want so badly to tell you yes,
287
00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:53,529
but there was a situation.
288
00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:56,532
Protect and serve, more
like protect and snooze.
289
00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,203
Yeah, this is boring.
290
00:09:59,228 --> 00:10:00,654
Bishop,
291
00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,233
a word.
292
00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:05,674
And the word is...
293
00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:08,608
"moo."
294
00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,045
Moo!
295
00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:13,397
Shut up! I-I'm the C.O.W.?
296
00:10:13,422 --> 00:10:15,129
I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?
297
00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:17,872
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
298
00:10:17,897 --> 00:10:18,903
♪ Moo moo ♪
299
00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:21,557
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
300
00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:22,732
♪ Moo moo ♪
301
00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:23,897
I'm home!
302
00:10:23,951 --> 00:10:25,428
Well, congratulations, Winston,
303
00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,373
on finally making C.O.W.
304
00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:28,631
And damn you!
305
00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:30,834
Cece, we're gonna have go
put out a menopause fire.
306
00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:32,115
- Let's go!
- I made C.O.W., though.
307
00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,780
I made C.O.W., we ain't
forgetting about all that.
308
00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:35,693
Okay, so, my lawyer
says I don't have a case
309
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,583
against the gym because
I signed a waiver.
310
00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:40,109
A waiver? Jess, you did not
say anything about a waiver.
311
00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:41,506
Was that it?
312
00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:43,145
She didn't advise me on anything else.
313
00:10:43,181 --> 00:10:44,313
Okay.
314
00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:45,781
No one says the word "advise"
315
00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:47,783
unless they got advice,
so what did she advise?
316
00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:50,119
Uh... oh, no.
317
00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:51,623
- What did she advise?
- She didn't... it just wasn't...
318
00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,089
- What did she advise?
- It didn't...
319
00:10:53,114 --> 00:10:54,600
Come on, what did she advise?
320
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,764
- She advised that I sue!
- I knew it! Who?
321
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,912
You.
322
00:10:58,571 --> 00:11:00,103
Me?
323
00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,921
- Nick, can I read your book?
- I was just about to suggest it.
324
00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:04,937
- Let's get out of here.
- Schmidt and Cece need me.
325
00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:11,285
Whoa! God, what's that smell?
326
00:11:11,553 --> 00:11:13,739
I'm not gonna sue you,
Jess. Was that not clear?
327
00:11:13,764 --> 00:11:15,778
I told my lawyer that you're
just an innocent bystander.
328
00:11:15,803 --> 00:11:18,348
Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall?
329
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:22,098
I mean, there is a big sale
at this Japanese cereal store.
330
00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:23,514
It sounds amazing.
331
00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:26,349
You really think I was an
innocent bystander, do you?
332
00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:27,842
- Is that bad?
- Yeah.
333
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,082
I'm just saying that
I don't really think
334
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,614
that you, uh, ever do anything wrong.
335
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:35,318
- Anything? Ever?
- Oh, we're starting to get into this.
336
00:11:35,343 --> 00:11:38,434
Look... I know a great place
where we can hash this over.
337
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:39,790
It's a place called Hash It Over.
338
00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:41,209
It's in the food court at
the mall, it's a hash brown...
339
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,264
We're not going to the mall.
340
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,124
- Why are you watching...
- Why am I watching you?
341
00:11:53,149 --> 00:11:54,163
Why are you?
342
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:55,561
- I'm not anymore.
- Okay.
343
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,124
Weird to watch.
344
00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,241
That's why I'm not gonna do it.
345
00:11:58,266 --> 00:11:59,467
- Great.
- Bye.
346
00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:01,405
I thought this was about
a bill, but apparently,
347
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,863
it's about our whole relationship.
348
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,934
How could I date someone who
doesn't see me realistically?
349
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,389
- No, but, Jess...
- I mess stuff up all the time.
350
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,772
Ask Nick. He knows.
351
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,255
Nick, do I mess things up?
352
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,045
You know it, baby. Bye!
353
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,215
I promised I wouldn't come back,
354
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:18,021
but it is a little
uncomfortable out there.
355
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:22,202
Jess, I know that you have flaws.
356
00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:23,819
Okay, name one.
357
00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,999
Uh... Easy.
358
00:12:26,024 --> 00:12:28,053
You walk too fast through a museum.
359
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:30,655
Although, it is pretty good,
because we get to see everything
360
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,467
and then we have time
for the cafe afterwards.
361
00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:34,639
I'm gonna say that overall
it enriches the experience.
362
00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:36,083
That is just a compliment!
363
00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:39,194
I will be in the cubicle
drinking myself numb.
364
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,574
- Please, keep fighting.
- Appreciate it.
365
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,397
I am paying a top-notch photographer
366
00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,358
to sit around and bitch
about how hard it is
367
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:47,265
to find French
cigarettes in Los Angeles.
368
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,514
- Where's the model?
- Changing.
369
00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:52,686
Yeah, um, uh, Donovan,
are you almost ready?
370
00:12:52,711 --> 00:12:54,569
I am changing.
371
00:12:54,594 --> 00:12:56,289
I am Donovan.
372
00:12:56,324 --> 00:12:57,553
What agency did you use again?
373
00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:59,147
Cece's Boys.
374
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:01,702
Look... Cece herself showed
up. She's very hands-on.
375
00:13:01,727 --> 00:13:03,303
That's your wife. I've
met her many times.
376
00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:04,553
Schmidt, if this falls through...
377
00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:06,045
Look, my client will be here,
378
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:09,663
and if for some reason he's
not, that is on me and only me.
379
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,756
I'm gonna go shout into a toilet.
380
00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,616
Okay, well, what are we gonna do now?
381
00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:16,307
Babe, we are not gonna
do anything, okay?
382
00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:17,865
You have done so much for me,
383
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:20,826
more than any normal
person, and I love you.
384
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,883
But if I am gonna graduate
from the dining room table,
385
00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:27,710
I need to learn how to
manage my clients on my own.
386
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,222
Okay.
387
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,792
Oh, man, that was intense.
388
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,543
Uh, also, Schmidt, I printed
something... do you know where it went?
389
00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:36,685
- Not now.
- Okay.
390
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,334
Okay, it's voice mail.
391
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,633
Donovan...
392
00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:43,318
I know that you don't
want to be tied down, okay?
393
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,972
But that's why being a model is...
394
00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,287
perfect for you.
395
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,043
Because if you're a cop,
396
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:51,521
then you're just gonna be a cop.
397
00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:55,915
But if you're a model,
then you can be everyone.
398
00:13:56,334 --> 00:14:00,186
You can be an ice cream man,
a rocketeer, a jewel thief,
399
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:02,647
or an underwear guy in
a 10 million dollar loft
400
00:14:02,672 --> 00:14:04,591
whose only furniture is a telescope.
401
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,481
So, help me...
402
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:08,357
help you...
403
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:11,431
become the everyone that you can be!
404
00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:13,216
- That's how you do it!
- That was awesome!
405
00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,295
- Yes!
- Right?
406
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,701
That was amazing.
407
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:17,482
It felt good.
408
00:14:17,507 --> 00:14:19,240
- You think it worked?
- Couldn't tell you.
409
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:20,670
I know you're capable of messing up.
410
00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:22,287
Really? Because you won't even admit
411
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,771
that the gym thing is my fault.
412
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,459
Your lawyer wants you to sue me,
413
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:27,951
and frankly, I agree with her.
414
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,638
- So sue me.
- I am not gonna sue you.
415
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,601
Then how can I ever trust you?
416
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,646
That doesn't make any sense.
417
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,107
You know what? If
you're not gonna sue me,
418
00:14:34,132 --> 00:14:35,255
- then get out of here.
- Fine.
419
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,537
But I will tell you this:
420
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:40,099
you will not be hearing from my lawyer.
421
00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:42,013
- Bye, Nick.
- See you, Robby.
422
00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:43,364
I forgot you were there.
423
00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:44,536
Reagan was right.
424
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:47,400
These noise-canceling
headphones are really broken.
425
00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:49,036
I could hear everything.
426
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:56,019
God, why are tiny rakes so soothing?
427
00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:59,489
You know, I think I'm finally
starting to understand momentum.
428
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:02,630
Which, apparently,
my book does not have.
429
00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:04,794
Nick, everyone loves it.
430
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,011
Robby wrote fan fiction for it.
431
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,599
- He wrote fan fiction?
- Yeah.
432
00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:10,768
- That means the world to me.
- He loves it so much.
433
00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:13,395
Don't take this the wrong
way about Robby, but...
434
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,878
he is way too good for you.
435
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:17,408
He's way too good for everybody.
436
00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:18,816
I know.
437
00:15:18,841 --> 00:15:20,417
What is wrong with me?
438
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,683
Oh...
439
00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:24,368
Any insight, ex to ex?
440
00:15:24,393 --> 00:15:26,160
Of what's wrong with you?
441
00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:29,739
Oh, this feels like a trap.
442
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,792
Well, you know, maybe
when things are going good,
443
00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:35,753
you get scared and you look
for reasons to doubt it.
444
00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:37,005
Yeah.
445
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,074
Is that what happened with us?
446
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,802
I mean, I can't begin to
understand what happened with us,
447
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:42,927
but maybe.
448
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,816
So, what are you gonna do about Reagan?
449
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,772
I don't know. Her opinion
means a lot to me, so...
450
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:50,107
Well, I think that's good you're
letting yourself be vulnerable.
451
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:51,480
Was I not that with you?
452
00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:52,980
Who knows what happened with us?
453
00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:55,380
We were just kids. Like...
454
00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:58,126
you had a box, and I wanted
you to get a bank account.
455
00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:00,160
- Well, they're kind of the same thing.
- Well...
456
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:02,753
You wanted to live on a lake;
I wanted to live on Mars.
457
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:04,769
You wanted to be a truck driver on Mars,
458
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,691
- which is impractical.
- Well, I need to work. I need to work.
459
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,299
- I don't want to fight with you.
- Let's not fight.
460
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:11,429
Let's not get into the details again.
461
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:13,164
Look, to getting older and wiser.
462
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:15,559
And hopefully, a little bit better.
463
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,584
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
464
00:16:21,004 --> 00:16:23,292
All right, time to face the music.
465
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:25,809
Yeah.
466
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:28,324
Relationships are so hard.
467
00:16:28,714 --> 00:16:30,114
I know.
468
00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:33,949
But we can't stay in
here forever, can we?
469
00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:45,829
No, we can't.
470
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,869
No, we can't.
471
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,760
Okay.
472
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,610
I'm taking the gin with me, though.
473
00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:59,524
Alcohol is kind of a
cubicle for the insides.
474
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,509
Nick, you're like a...
475
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:03,203
drunk Maya Angelou.
476
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:05,477
Not the first time I heard that.
477
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,680
No, I don't want to buy your weed.
478
00:17:07,705 --> 00:17:10,953
Yes, I understand how primo it is.
479
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,959
Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end.
480
00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:17,094
Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan.
481
00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:18,203
Hey.
482
00:17:18,228 --> 00:17:20,703
That's Winston. I know
these people, Schmidt.
483
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:23,781
I've met them, and their
pictures are everywhere.
484
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:25,328
Why is everyone standing around?
485
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:26,930
- Yes!
- Donovan!
486
00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:29,047
Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop.
487
00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:31,031
My manager convinced me to be a model.
488
00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:33,742
Welcome to Cece's Boys, Donovan.
489
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,608
Oh, yes.
490
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,077
Kim is happy.
491
00:17:51,192 --> 00:17:52,706
- Hey.
- Hi.
492
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,140
Cool windbreaker.
493
00:17:56,165 --> 00:17:57,598
- Is that new?
- Yeah.
494
00:17:57,623 --> 00:17:59,904
I just went to the mall; I
did a little retail therapy.
495
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:00,873
Yeah.
496
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:02,857
Look, I'm really sorry about today.
497
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,549
I shouldn't be looking
for things to go wrong.
498
00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:08,146
It's just... a thing that I do.
499
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,591
I'm sorry, too.
500
00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:11,349
I mean, sometimes I act more like a...
501
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,060
superfan than a boyfriend.
502
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,458
And I don't want to do that with you.
503
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,396
I don't want to do my thing, either.
504
00:18:16,421 --> 00:18:17,654
It's going really well.
505
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,979
Especially considering it started
506
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,404
with you dropping 175
pounds of iron on my face.
507
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,062
So you admit it's my fault!
508
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:26,355
Okay, I'll admit that...
it's half your fault.
509
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:30,193
I mean, look, I could have yelled out
and said "stop" or something, but...
510
00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:32,436
I wanted you to kiss me.
511
00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:33,670
And hey,
512
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,373
I'm paying that medical bill, okay?
513
00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:36,951
Because... I'm rich.
514
00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:39,591
Okay, fine. But I am knitting you
515
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,904
$200,000 worth of scarves.
516
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,224
Final offer.
517
00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:45,029
Deal.
518
00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,294
Now stand still... I'm coming
in for the romantic gesture.
519
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:49,553
Oh!
520
00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:51,725
Are you wearing perfume?
521
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,146
I hugged a limo driver.
522
00:18:55,591 --> 00:18:57,928
- Oh, my God! Nick!
- Geez.
523
00:18:57,963 --> 00:19:00,013
Oh, my God.
524
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,537
Oh... uh...
525
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:03,810
I, uh...
526
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,368
Fell asleep on my book.
527
00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:06,908
It's okay.
528
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:09,724
Agatha Christie's husband, David...
529
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:12,431
notoriously hated her writing.
530
00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:13,889
Hated it.
531
00:19:13,914 --> 00:19:15,447
But they had other things, you know?
532
00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:16,982
They had surfing, dogs...
533
00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:19,626
they... they rescued a lot of dogs...
534
00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:20,818
had electric sex...
535
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,021
I'm afraid I'm not gonna like your book.
536
00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:23,131
Thank you for stopping me...
537
00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:24,146
I don't even know what
I was talking about.
538
00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:26,098
I don't know anything
about Agatha Christie.
539
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:29,323
Honestly, I've never
really liked fiction.
540
00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:30,662
It puts me to sleep.
541
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:32,286
Okay.
542
00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:34,277
That helps, to know that.
543
00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:36,829
Why didn't you just say that before?
544
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,178
I was embarrassed,
545
00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:40,536
and I didn't want you to think
546
00:19:40,561 --> 00:19:43,361
that I'm not excited to
read your book, because I am.
547
00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:44,669
I am excited.
548
00:19:44,694 --> 00:19:46,893
So... you're excited to read my book,
549
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,924
you just might fall
asleep when you read it,
550
00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,080
but it's not personal.
551
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,158
Yes.
552
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:52,315
Okay.
553
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:57,376
- It's a lot of pages.
- It is, yeah.
554
00:19:57,401 --> 00:19:59,901
Would it help if I read
some of it out loud?
555
00:19:59,926 --> 00:20:01,845
Just so you get the New Orleans flavor?
556
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,275
I think it will.
557
00:20:08,421 --> 00:20:11,964
"Julius Pepperwood loved
three things in his life...
558
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:13,966
"his gumbo...
559
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,768
"his sex...
560
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,499
"and more of that sweet gumbo.
561
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:22,374
"Her legs were as long as the deep..."
562
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,710
You have got to be kidding me!
563
00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:26,117
Just kidding.
564
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,968
What's wrong with the house again?
565
00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:31,976
Well, I'm just worried
about this one room.
566
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,648
- Mm-hmm.
- It feels like it's becoming...
567
00:20:34,673 --> 00:20:36,046
your home office.
568
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,031
Oh, my God.
569
00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:41,906
I can't believe that you did this!
570
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,230
It's...
571
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:46,663
It's so amazing.
572
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:49,201
- Look at that. EstroFuel.
- And a...
573
00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,820
framed, shirtless picture of you.
574
00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:54,015
Well... I'm the original Cece's boy.
575
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,601
OGCB fo' life.
576
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:58,249
I love it so much,
babe. I love it so much,
577
00:20:58,274 --> 00:20:59,796
I can't wait to start working here.
578
00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:01,929
And I'm gonna start
working here right now.
579
00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:04,917
This very second while
there are no distractions.
580
00:21:04,942 --> 00:21:06,710
N-no d... no distractions.
581
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:08,831
It's perfect. Thank you. Total silence.
582
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:10,390
It's incredible. What a sanctuary.
583
00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:11,926
Complete silence. You got it.
584
00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:13,865
I love you. Have fun.
585
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,423
You... No distractions.
586
00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:19,453
Abort. Abort. Abort.
587
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,279
But Robby wrote a Cece's
Boys theme song for the band.
588
00:21:22,304 --> 00:21:24,874
- Schmidt?
- Scatter! Scatter! Go, go!
589
00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:32,054
♪ Los Cece's Boys. ♪
590
00:21:32,102 --> 00:21:34,571
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