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Guess what! I got balloons.
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From a guy in a van.
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I love this neighborhood.
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I just love it.
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Oh, what does that...?
"Me so horny." Very good.
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"No credit, no problem!"
And "Happy 100th, Jane!"
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I don't think she made it,
but she lived a good life.
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Shut up!
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Who booby-trapped me?
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Stop! Shut up!
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It's my mom.
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Get off of me!
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- Yeah, Mom, hey.
- Nick's just mad
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'cause that punk-ass balloon
beat his ass.
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Hey, no huffing.
Come on, guys.
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Take these seriously, Winston.
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I didn't buy the balloons
to have you guys...
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If you do that one more time,
I'm gonna break your faces in.
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Uh, my dad died.
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Yeah, I guess he had
a heart attack.
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I got to go back to, uh, Chicago
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and, uh, go to the
funeral and everything.
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Well, are you guys
gonna say anything or...
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- That's terrible, Nick.
- Wow, we're so sorry.
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If there's anything we can do,
please.
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Come here.
Not Walt. Just...
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- Give me a hug.
- Nick.
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We love you.
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Love you, Nick.
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Stay strong.
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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So this is where
Nick Miller grew up.
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Well, except for the fall of '88
to spring of '89.
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That was our van year.
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I just want you to know
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- I am here for you.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna be strong
for you, man.
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You know, I really
did love Walt.
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He was my dad, Winston.
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Yeah, but, I mean, he loved me
more than he loved you.
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- He told me that.
- Yeah, he told me that, too, actually.
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Sorry.
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- You okay, Schmidt?
- I didn't want
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to make this about me, but...
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the airline lost my bag.
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I wanted to look fantastic
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for your father's funeral.
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Now I have nothing
but the schmatta on my back.
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All right. Let's do this.
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Uh, Jess, we should warn you.
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Nick's family--
a little crazy.
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- It's called pop!
- Just call it soda.
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- It's soda, all right?
- It's not! It's not!
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Hey, Uncle Nicky.
Hey, man.
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- No, it's called soda.
- It's called pop!
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It's called soda.
It's called soda.
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Why would you call it
soda if it's pop?
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- You call your dad pop!
- Hey.
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- It's Nick.
- Hey. Nickels.
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My brother Nick's back, guys.
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- My condolences, all right?
- Hey, thanks for making it out.
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Sorry about that.
Your brother's being a douche.
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Yeah. I'm not being a douche!
I'm emotional!
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- Oh, God...
- You've been a douche all day.
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- I mean, why?
- I know. I know.
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You been... you been
crying a bunch, buddy?
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- No.
- He'll get your shoulder all wet, too.
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Hey, look, don't do
the hair-pull. It's so intimate.
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- You okay?
- I'm not okay!
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Jamie, here's what I need you
to do: Grab a bunch of kids
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and teach them how
to build a snowman outside.
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I can't do that!
I already did it already!
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- He put the carrot in the crotch.
- Why'd you put the carrot in the crotch?
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- 'Cause they told me to!
- They're kids.
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Those kids are cool!
I wanted to hang out!
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Don't trust cops.
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Nicky!
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- Hey, Ma.
- Oh.
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Oh. I miss him, Nicky.
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- Yeah, I know, Ma.
- That bastard was a saint.
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A saint.
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The bastard.
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I know. Come here. Hey.
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This is getting
very personal. May...
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Maybe none of us should go
to the funeral.
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The early buzz on this thing is
that it's gonna be a real drag.
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- So what still needs to get done?
- We need to, uh, get the groceries,
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- uh, plan the funeral, call the paper...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you say "plan the funeral"?
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That's why you're here, Nicky.
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You take care of everything.
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- I got the napkins!
- Oh, that's so hot.
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- Great, Jamie.
- Is Nick taking care of people?
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Yeah, with Pop-Pop coming
and going, Nick had to step up
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and be the man of the family.
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Pretty much takes care
of all of them.
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Don't laugh when they call him
responsible.
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They don't know
why that's hilarious.
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Um... Oh... Hi, Mrs. Miller.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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- If there's anything I can do to help, I...
- Who are you?
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Jess.
- This is Jess, my new roommate.
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- Um, so nice to meet you.
- I've told you about her.
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Winnie and Fat Schmidt I know.
Hey, boys.
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I just wanted to say that
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I'm here and happy
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- to do anything.
- Is she a Spanish?
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Um... I'm from Portland, Oregon.
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Land of books.
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Trailblazers.
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Hmm.
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Are you guys, uh...
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- Jamie, I'm begging you to shut up.
- Your father always wanted
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to have a funeral
just like Elvis had,
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so that's what
we're gonna give him.
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- A funeral like Elvis had?
- That means...
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12 white limos
and an Elvis impersonator...
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Dad's gonna get the funeral
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you want him to have, okay?
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So tell me what needs
to get done,
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and I'll just do it.
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Oh, the eulogy.
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You...
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- you'll do the eulogy, right?
- Oh...
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I don't think I should do it.
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You just say a bunch
of nice stuff all in a row.
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- Do it, College. You got it.
- Nick, you have to.
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- You should do it.
- Come on, Nicky.
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You should do it. Do a good poem.
Do one of your good ones.
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Come on, man.
You got to.
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Yeah, okay. Sure. I'll, uh...
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That's my boy.
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He takes care of everything.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Jess.
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It's like a whole
secret life for you.
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You're not even looking
at the numbers.
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Aunt Ruthie used to call this
the Iron Jew.
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Wow.
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Are you having time
to process this?
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Yeah, I'm just
trying to figure out
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the level of Elvis impersonator
we can afford.
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Uh-huh.
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And I think a white one's
out of reach.
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Is there anything
I could do to help?
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- The eulogy.
- Sorry?
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Oh, that would be really helpful 'cause
that's been getting in my way a little bit.
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I didn't really know
your dad except...
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the one hour that I
committed fraud with him.
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That's all there is
to know, really.
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I think that's, you know,
one task
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I think maybe
is better if you...
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Look, I've got to figure out
an Elvis theme.
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You know, Elvis-themed flowers
and food and music all in a day.
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I just... You asked
if there was anything
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you could do, and there is.
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Okay.
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- Yay! Thank you.
- I'll do it.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you are the best.
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- Hey, Nick.
- Yeah.
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For Elvis-themed music,
what about Elvis?
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I'm really...
I'm so slammed right now.
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I can't hear, like, new stuff.
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Looking good, man.
This was Walt's best suit.
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Look at all these buttons,
Winston.
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I look like a remote control.
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- It looks good.
- I can't mourn in this.
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- I don't even know how to use these buttons.
- Hey, look,
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we're not mourning, okay?
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This is a celebration, you know?
That's what funerals are about...
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Winston, I just can't go
to the funeral, okay?
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- I don't want to go!
- What the hell is the problem?
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Look, I really want
to support Nick. I do.
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I want to support his family.
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I want to be there
for him, but...
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I'm scared of death.
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Uh... wow. Uh...
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Schmidt, you know,
death is natural, you know?
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It's a natural part of life.
Everybody's scared of death.
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Death, Winston.
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Death. Death.
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And let me ask you something,
Winston:
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What's with this
open casket thing?
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All of a sudden,
I-I got to walk in
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and I got to see the carcass?
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That's crazy.
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What if... what
if his eyes open?
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What if his eyes open,
and then he comes
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and haunts all of us?
Why do... Why...
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Literally, why are
the buttons on here?
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Because they're not holding
anything together,
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yet I don't know
which buttons are buttoned.
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How do you get this thing off,
Winston?!
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I don't understand this
middle-class button system!
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Get it off of me!
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So I don't think I'm gonna go
to the funeral, man.
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I think I'm gonna hang back.
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So, um, I'm helping Nick
with the eulogy.
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I'll give you the goods
on Walt, Glasses Face.
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My pop had a table
at every diner in the city.
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He had silverware from
the finest hotels in the area.
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He had a gold chain
as thick as floss.
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But, like, thick floss.
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Wait, Walt's got that chain?
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Yeah, he got that chain.
That's his chain.
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That was my dad's chain.
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No, it was Walt's
signature piece.
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No, he got that from
the Seiko watch deal.
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No, he got it from
the dishwasher arrangement.
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- No, he didn't.
- Yes, he did.
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My dad took a dart
in the eye for that.
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I don't care what
your dad took a dart
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- in the eye for.
- Guys. Guys, guys, guys.
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- Can we refocus?
- I can't!
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Because he's accusing
my father of thievery!
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Hey!
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- Can we just talk about Walt?
- Yeah, so what's the deal
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with you and Nick?
Are you guys, uh...
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Could you...
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could you stop doing that
with your eyebrows?
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Please stop
doing... Stop.
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- They're doing it. They're doing it.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Whoever denied it supplied it.
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Now, this would be the casket.
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And now I'm dead.
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- So approach me and don't be afraid.
- Just promise
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not to move, all right?
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- That's what I'm afraid of most.
- Are you k... are you kidding me?
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- Also, you can't breathe.
- Schmidt, I need to breathe, okay?
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Because I'm coaching you, and
also for regular life reasons.
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Now, just calm down,
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find a joyful memory and
let it lift you to the sky.
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You left us too soon,
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- you beautiful black butterfly.
- Start over.
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You know, when we first met,
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I thought that we
would be rivals.
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For Nick's attention,
for who wore Easter colors best.
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And then rivalry
became friendship.
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We've laughed, we've swum.
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You cut my toenails.
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Are you the brother
that I never had?
244
00:08:52,779 --> 00:08:54,847
No.
245
00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:57,816
- You're the brother that I've always had.
- That was beautiful.
246
00:08:57,883 --> 00:08:59,584
- What are you doing, man?!
- You moved! Whoa! What the hell?
247
00:08:59,652 --> 00:09:01,236
Of course I moved!
I'm not a real dead person!
248
00:09:01,404 --> 00:09:02,838
- You ghoul!
- Why do I do this for you?
249
00:09:02,906 --> 00:09:04,472
Forget it, man.
I'm never going to this thing.
250
00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,075
- You just made it worse.
- What's wrong with you?
251
00:09:06,142 --> 00:09:07,475
$2,000?
252
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:09,244
What if it wasn't
six feet under?
253
00:09:09,912 --> 00:09:11,146
- How much for three feet?
- I've gone through
254
00:09:11,214 --> 00:09:12,847
half a pack of ciggie gum here.
255
00:09:12,915 --> 00:09:15,316
- You want some of my weed?
- Where are we on the food?
256
00:09:15,383 --> 00:09:16,751
We-we got
to have Elvis food.
257
00:09:16,819 --> 00:09:19,386
- Ma, I'm making calls right now.
- It's got to be perfect.
258
00:09:19,454 --> 00:09:20,587
It's gonna be perfect.
You just got to let me do it.
259
00:09:20,613 --> 00:09:21,813
If the food isn't
Elvis-themed,
260
00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:24,544
- does it matter that much?
- You got a problem with Elvis?
261
00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:25,530
- I don't...
- No, she didn't say that.
262
00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:27,098
I'm gonna have to call you back.
No, she didn't say that.
263
00:09:27,124 --> 00:09:28,587
- She didn't say that about Elvis.
- I was just suggesting
264
00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,597
that maybe the Elvis theme
doesn't matter as much...
265
00:09:30,664 --> 00:09:32,099
You don't think Elvis
is important?
266
00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:33,967
- She knows Elvis is important, Ma!
- Elvis is everything!
267
00:09:34,035 --> 00:09:36,236
I know. He's the King.
He's the King.
268
00:09:36,303 --> 00:09:38,605
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
He's the King.
269
00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,974
- Jess.
- Nick...
270
00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,882
I'm here to help, but I
can't write this eulogy.
271
00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:44,835
Wait, what?
272
00:09:44,878 --> 00:09:47,046
- Do you want some of my weed?
- I asked you to do one thing.
273
00:09:47,114 --> 00:09:49,181
- I need you to write the eulogy.
- But I didn't know Walt.
274
00:09:49,249 --> 00:09:51,784
Nobody wants to hear what I have
to say about my dad.
275
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,753
It doesn't matter what you say.
You just... you h...
276
00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,287
you have to say good-bye to him.
277
00:09:55,355 --> 00:09:57,489
I'm not asking you
to do too much.
278
00:09:57,557 --> 00:10:00,458
Just write my father's eulogy.
279
00:10:00,525 --> 00:10:01,793
I can't handle this!
280
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,928
- Nick.
- My dad's chain!
281
00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:05,009
- Nick.
- I want that chain!
282
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,931
Hey, Nick! Nick!
He popped me right in my cherry!
283
00:10:06,999 --> 00:10:08,800
That's not what that means,
Jamie!
284
00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:10,268
- Then what does it mean?!
- Nick!
285
00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,436
Where are you going?
286
00:10:13,004 --> 00:10:15,140
I forgot my jacket.
It's really cold outside!
287
00:10:15,207 --> 00:10:16,339
Nick, wait!
288
00:10:17,207 --> 00:10:18,074
Ow!
289
00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:29,530
- Hey.
- Hey.
290
00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:31,132
When's the last time
you saw Nick?
291
00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:32,483
- Is he not here?
- What are you guys talking about?
292
00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:33,885
Schmidt, if you want to
hear what we're saying,
293
00:10:33,952 --> 00:10:35,319
- come over here.
- Don't shout across the room.
294
00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:36,654
It's bad luck to see the body
before the funeral.
295
00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,289
No, that's, like,
a wedding thing, Schmidt.
296
00:10:38,356 --> 00:10:39,589
Shh.
297
00:10:39,657 --> 00:10:40,490
I think I said something
to Nick.
298
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,758
I think this is my fault.
299
00:10:41,826 --> 00:10:43,894
Hey, everybody!
I brought Elvis!
300
00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:45,495
- Funeral saved.
- What?
301
00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,831
- Hey, happy funeral, Jess.
- What happened?
302
00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,499
What happened is I found
this guy at the bar
303
00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,001
and he fits into the costume,
304
00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:52,803
so for 20 bucks,
he's gonna be Elvis.
305
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,321
I thought you wanted me
to kill Elvis for 20 bucks.
306
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,456
Then why would I give
you the outfit, Brendan?
307
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:58,874
The element of surprise?
308
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,109
- Yeah.
- The mirror effect?
309
00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:01,410
- He's gonna be perfect.
- Mmm.
310
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:03,079
Whose birthday is it?
311
00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:04,113
No, it's my dad's funeral.
312
00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:05,280
I'm gonna go find cake.
313
00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:06,588
How much have you had to drink?
314
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,350
One dozen beers.
And I wrote...
315
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,285
I did what you asked me
to do, Jessica.
316
00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:12,073
- I wrote the, uh, gigleography.
- The what?
317
00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,688
- The gigleography.
- A "gigleography"?
318
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,090
Urology.
319
00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,758
Elegy?
Eulogish.
320
00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:17,892
You wrote the eulogy.
321
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,081
That's what I've been saying
322
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:19,994
the whole time--
it's right here.
323
00:11:20,062 --> 00:11:22,296
"Walt Miller. Am I right?"
324
00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:24,699
Am I right? Am I right?
325
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,101
- That's terrible.
- Googaliogy!
326
00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,568
All right, here's
what we're gonna do.
327
00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:31,338
I'm gonna sober up Nick
and... and Elvis.
328
00:11:31,405 --> 00:11:33,440
You, go buy us some time.
329
00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,342
All right, Schmidt,
stop asking people
330
00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:37,570
- if they can smell the body. That is rude.
- I'll try.
331
00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:39,412
- It's inappropriate and it's offensive, okay?
- Okay, but I just...
332
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,748
- All right? It's what I...
- ...it's what I'm thinking.
333
00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,582
I got this. Shh. I got this.
334
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,570
- Just don't say anything, okay? Come on.
- Hi...
335
00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:51,190
Uh... the chain.
336
00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:54,393
Some... someone should stop...
337
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,162
'Cause he's taking the chain.
338
00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:00,132
Hey, hey, quit it, man.
339
00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:01,432
- Don't do that.
- Hey, beat it, Cali.
340
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,467
Long Island, son.
341
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,369
- I don't care.
- Get off of it, man.
342
00:12:04,436 --> 00:12:05,771
- Just stop it. Stop it.
- You touching me? You touching me?
343
00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,172
- Yeah, I'm touching you.
- You don't touch me.
344
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,807
- I don't want to go near that.
- You don't touch me!
345
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,075
- Quit it.
- Do you want to go?
346
00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:13,444
Come on, do it.
Come on, come on.
347
00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:14,579
- Here we go.
- Get away from Walt's chain, man!
348
00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:15,545
I'm just saying...
349
00:12:15,613 --> 00:12:17,281
I... n-no! N-n-n-n-no!
350
00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:19,150
Please, no, no, no, no! No!
351
00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:20,751
- Desecration!
- Shut up.
352
00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:21,718
Shut up.
353
00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:22,753
There's no desecration.
354
00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:24,855
Don't interrupt me.
355
00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:26,023
That's my dad's chain,
and I'm taking it.
356
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:28,025
- Shut your mouth.
- What's wrong with you?
357
00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:30,060
Bobby, shut up.
358
00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:35,499
Dude, he's dead.
What are you doing?
359
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,967
- What are you doing?
- Ooh!
360
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:40,003
- What are you doing?
- I'm not afraid.
361
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:41,704
- Not afraid of what?
- I'm not afraid.
362
00:12:42,272 --> 00:12:43,873
I can do this.
363
00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:47,242
I can do this all day.
364
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,911
- Come on, don't do that.
- All day, son.
365
00:12:48,945 --> 00:12:50,665
Come on, don't-don't
put your head in there.
366
00:12:50,713 --> 00:12:52,633
- Don't put your head in there, all right?
- All day.
367
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,016
- Dude, that's my uncle.
- Come get your chain, Boston!
368
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,217
What? All day!
369
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:57,552
All day! All day!
370
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,554
- All day!
- I don't need it.
371
00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:02,424
- I don't want it.
- What's up!
372
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,591
I know you told me to
write it, but I couldn't.
373
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,493
I didn't have anything to say.
374
00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:07,761
You're mad at me.
375
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,530
You've got the mad face.
376
00:13:09,597 --> 00:13:11,598
I'm not mad at you, Nick.
377
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,966
I'm not mad at you.
378
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,868
I have your back.
379
00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:17,538
No matter what, no matter
how stupid it gets, and...
380
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:20,239
you and I both know
381
00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:22,842
it can get really,
really stupid.
382
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:25,712
- I am the stupidest of all the stupid boys.
- No.
383
00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:29,215
I'm gonna be there,
and I'm gonna hold your hand,
384
00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:31,484
and I wanted
to tell you that last night,
385
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:33,453
but you ran away.
386
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,221
Yeah.
387
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:41,660
I want to meet your mom.
388
00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:42,994
Oh, my God.
389
00:13:43,062 --> 00:13:44,796
Hey, Elvis!
390
00:13:44,864 --> 00:13:47,399
What are we going to do, Winnie?
391
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,735
- Everyone's waiting.
- Mrs. Miller, how about I just
392
00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:51,035
go up there
and I say a few words?
393
00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,737
- Keep it light, keep it happy.
- Right.
394
00:13:52,804 --> 00:13:55,105
Don't mention the felony thing.
395
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,107
Or Paraguay,
396
00:13:57,175 --> 00:14:00,243
or the storage space.
397
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,578
Hey, y'all.
398
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,747
Ah...
399
00:14:03,814 --> 00:14:05,648
Now, some of y'all know me.
400
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:06,816
I am Winston.
401
00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:10,754
And I look at today
as a celebration.
402
00:14:10,821 --> 00:14:11,755
- So let's have a party.
- That's right.
403
00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:13,423
You know, because a party
404
00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:15,724
is what Walt would have...
405
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,701
A party is...
406
00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:27,335
a party, uh...
407
00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:33,741
- Walt would have wanted us to have a party.
- Oh, dear.
408
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:38,045
I can do this.
409
00:14:38,113 --> 00:14:40,281
I can do this, I can do this.
410
00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:51,090
Oh, Walt!
411
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,194
I can't do this no more, Walt!
412
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,134
Hey. You done with this?
413
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,335
Hey! What's going on?
414
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,638
- This is Elvis?
- No...
415
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,145
This funeral's
going down the toilet.
416
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,407
I promised Walter it'd be
417
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,042
beautiful and full of life.
418
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,811
I promised.
419
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:12,812
I'm sending everyone home.
420
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,413
Wait. Bonnie.
421
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,549
Are you tapping me on
the shoulder, girlie?
422
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,550
Let me make this totally clear.
423
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:19,751
I don't want you here.
424
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,919
I don't know you.
425
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,320
I don't know your people.
426
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,156
You tap me twice?
427
00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:26,858
I... please wait for Nick.
428
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,959
It's important.
429
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:29,761
Then why is he not here?
430
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,263
No eulogy? No Elvis?
431
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,765
I'd rather not have a funeral
432
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,466
if it's not gonna
honor my husband.
433
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:41,004
And I'm out.
434
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,275
I want to thank you for coming,
435
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:49,012
but it's, uh, over now, so...
436
00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:54,283
Stop the funeral!
437
00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:55,852
Everybody sit down.
438
00:15:58,589 --> 00:16:00,823
This is the King.
439
00:16:00,891 --> 00:16:01,724
What the hell?
440
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:03,359
I think you mean...
441
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,427
"What the heaven?"
442
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,028
Mama.
443
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,096
It's Elvis.
444
00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:11,199
♪ As the snow flies ♪
445
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:14,302
♪ On a cold and gray Chicago ♪
446
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,370
What is this?
447
00:16:15,437 --> 00:16:17,171
♪ A poor little baby child ♪
448
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:18,707
♪ Was born ♪
449
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:22,877
♪ In the ghetto ♪
450
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:27,147
♪ In the ghetto ♪
451
00:16:27,215 --> 00:16:29,316
♪ And his mama cried ♪
452
00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:32,119
♪ Cause if there's one thing
that she don't need ♪
453
00:16:32,186 --> 00:16:35,355
♪ It's another
hungry mouth to feed ♪
454
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:41,761
♪ In the ghetto ♪
455
00:16:43,531 --> 00:16:45,598
♪ In the ghetto ♪
456
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:48,401
You know, this is
every day in North Korea.
457
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:49,769
♪ Down in Chi-town ♪
458
00:16:51,104 --> 00:16:54,040
♪ In the ghetto ♪
459
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:56,675
♪ In the ghetto. ♪
460
00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:57,943
I'm gonna hit her.
461
00:16:58,011 --> 00:17:00,111
Mom, please.
462
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:01,980
Dad would've liked this.
463
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:03,615
He would've faked
464
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:05,884
a slip and fall
and sued the funeral home.
465
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:08,554
But he would've liked this.
466
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:11,488
Thank you, Jess.
467
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:12,790
You're welcome, Mama.
468
00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:14,959
Oh...
469
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,370
I used to always tell my dad
470
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:29,940
that I hated Elvis
just to piss him off.
471
00:17:31,007 --> 00:17:32,776
And he would get really mad
472
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,612
the way Walt
could get really mad.
473
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,381
And, uh,
he would turn it up loud
474
00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:42,118
just to spite me and sing
all the Elvis songs.
475
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,223
He was very good at gambling.
476
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,594
He had a great mustache.
477
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:55,731
- Hey, man.
- What?
478
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,967
And he was so mean to cabbies
in such a cool way.
479
00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:02,204
And he never was scared.
480
00:18:03,872 --> 00:18:06,108
How did he do that?
481
00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:13,215
I don't know if Walt was...
482
00:18:13,282 --> 00:18:15,316
a good guy or a bad guy
483
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:17,951
in the whole scheme
of things, you know.
484
00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:23,357
But he was my dad,
and I'm sure gonna miss him.
485
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:44,644
You okay, Mama?
486
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:47,513
Yeah, I'm gonna be okay, Mama.
487
00:18:49,349 --> 00:18:50,782
♪ 'Cause if there's one thing ♪
488
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,551
♪ That she don't need ♪
489
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:57,022
♪ It's another hungry
mouth to feed ♪
490
00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:59,858
♪ In the ghetto ♪
491
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,996
♪ In the ghetto ♪
492
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:11,969
♪ In the ghetto ♪
493
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:15,406
♪ In the ghetto ♪
494
00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:17,808
♪ In the ghetto ♪
495
00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:19,143
♪ In the ghetto ♪
496
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,645
♪ - In the ghetto ♪
497
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:22,912
♪ In the ghetto ♪
498
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,548
♪ In the ghetto ♪
499
00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:26,816
I really feel transported
to the ghetto.
500
00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:29,719
♪ In the ghetto,
in the ghetto... ♪
501
00:19:32,018 --> 00:19:34,853
You owe me a gold chain, or at
least the price of a gold chain.
502
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,921
Or maybe just a giant lobster.
It's all about the gesture,
503
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,190
and I will get my gesture.
504
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:42,358
My face touched the mustache
of a carcass today, Bobby.
505
00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:43,560
I'm not afraid of you.
506
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,728
I got some advice for you:
Stay out of Boston.
507
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:47,797
- What, you gonna keep me out of the whole city?
- I work TSA at Logan.
508
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:50,266
I'll put a gun in your luggage.
509
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,402
Why do you got to bring
weapons into it, Bobby?
510
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,687
Hey, wh-where do you think
you're going with that hat?
511
00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:57,056
Bonnie, I just really wanted
something to remember him by.
512
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,204
Uh-huh. Empty your pockets.
513
00:19:58,258 --> 00:19:59,924
Okay, look, all I got
514
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,427
is this fishing wire
515
00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,128
and a Wrigley ticket stub
with a button,
516
00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:05,630
and then there's the...
517
00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,632
there's the leg
to his favorite chair,
518
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,234
and there's the...
519
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,002
Come.
520
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,904
You keep it all.
521
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,142
Hey, Bonnie.
522
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,110
- Oh, sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
523
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,445
I almost tapped you.
524
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,614
You scare me.
525
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,851
Pretty fun weekend
all in, though, right?
526
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,586
I packed you a snack
for the trip.
527
00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:31,688
Oh.
528
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,222
Cheese puffs.
529
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,391
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,158
- Come here.
- Oh...
531
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:37,761
Ooh.
532
00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,729
- Oh, hey, Nick?
- Yeah?
533
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,631
How far away you are
from getting married?
534
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,766
I don't know.
535
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,134
'Cause, uh, you know,
536
00:20:44,135 --> 00:20:47,168
DeAnn and I were thinking
about getting married, so...
537
00:20:47,236 --> 00:20:48,637
Jamie, you know,
brothers don't have
538
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,205
to get married in order.
539
00:20:51,808 --> 00:20:54,209
DeAnn, we're doing this!
540
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,313
Hey, I couldn't find
the, uh, cat.
541
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,248
I looked all over,
but I just decided
542
00:21:00,316 --> 00:21:01,717
to clean out the litter box.
543
00:21:01,785 --> 00:21:05,119
I... owe you an apology.
544
00:21:05,186 --> 00:21:06,353
What are you talking about?
545
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:08,689
We all depended on you so much,
546
00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:10,291
and you were just a kid.
547
00:21:10,358 --> 00:21:12,359
- Don't do this, Ma.
- I'm just saying.
548
00:21:12,428 --> 00:21:14,729
You're going through enough.
549
00:21:14,797 --> 00:21:16,798
I'm glad you have someone
who takes care of you.
550
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:24,103
I love you, Ma.
551
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:29,909
Visit more.
552
00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:32,611
So I don't have to talk
to your brother all the time.
553
00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:34,179
She said yes!
554
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,184
♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪
555
00:21:39,252 --> 00:21:41,320
♪ I feel my temperature rising ♪
556
00:21:43,189 --> 00:21:44,889
♪ Burning, burning ♪
557
00:21:44,957 --> 00:21:47,158
♪ Must be 109 ♪
558
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:51,262
♪ Cause your ♪
559
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,898
♪ Kisses light my fire ♪
560
00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:56,968
♪ And the sweet sound
of the choir ♪
561
00:21:57,035 --> 00:21:59,235
♪ And you light my morning sky ♪
562
00:21:59,303 --> 00:22:01,404
♪ Of burning love ♪
563
00:22:01,473 --> 00:22:04,207
♪ Ooh, I'm just a hunk,
a hunk of burning love ♪
564
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,309
♪ Ooh, I'm just a hunk, a hunk ♪
565
00:22:06,377 --> 00:22:08,376
♪ Of burning love, ooh. ♪
566
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:10,145
Pallbearers, please come down.
567
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:14,246
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