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This one I call "the writer's journey."
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- Stuck between two thoughts.
- Mm-hmm.
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Lifelike. Wow.
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- What the...?
- I'm sorry about that.
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- Cooper's my social media director.
- Open your mouth.
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- You're the boss.
- Nice.
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- What magazine is this again?
- Teen BeTween the Lines.
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- Ma'am, you're in the shot.
- Ma'am, you're in the shot.
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- Oh, I'm... Okay.
- Still in the shot.
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- You're in the shot. In the shot.
- So... Oh.
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- Really? I guess this is on me.
- Good.
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- I could've gone left or right.
- Guys, let's take five.
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Or as Pepperwood would always
say, "Keep your knife dry."
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- #KeepYourKnife...
- Half that.
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- #KeepTheKnifeDry.
- Hashtag.
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Oof. I've got to go meet with my editor.
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We're gonna talk
about the latest Pepperwood.
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Oh, the one you wrote in Europe?
He's gonna love it.
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Way more than the last book
he published,
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Dede, the Girl with A.D.D.
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That wouldn't even keep my attention.
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. Burn.
- Burn.
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You got a lot of edge
this morning, sister.
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Damn right I do. I'm a working girl now.
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Russell and I are building libraries.
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He's got me rolling up my sleeves
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to make it happen.
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Hi, this is Jessica Day
from the Schiller Fund.
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I'm just calling to make sure
this is still the number
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for a Mr. Marvin Linklever.
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It is? I'll put a check by your name.
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When you're done with the "L" s,
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this is the first batch of "M" s.
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Sounds like a lot of busywork.
You cool with that?
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I'm leaning toward no.
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I'm listening.
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But at least I have time
to have lunch with my girl Cece.
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We're celebrating me getting this...
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- glamorous new job.
- Oh, hell yeah.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
What are you doing here?
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Check this out. Look what I found.
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Three Men and a Little Box Set.
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The lady and the baby.
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- I got to watch this.
- Winston.
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- Hmm?
- How long have you been here?
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Not long, like, three, four, five hours.
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- Something like that.
- You don't live here, man.
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I'm doing a slow move.
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Oh. Mm. Duty calls.
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It's Russell. My boss.
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Hey, Russell, what's up? What you got?
Oh, big meeting today.
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Yeah, I'll, um...
I'll get some parking cones.
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- Ma'am, you're in the shot.
- I am?
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Yeah, still in the shot. Still. Still.
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In the shot, in the shot,
in the shot, in the shot,
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- in the shot...
- Hold on, Russell,
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I just have to crawl out
of my apartment.
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In the shot, in the shot, in the shot,
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in the shot, in the shot,
in the shot, in the shot,
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in the shot, in the shot,
in the shot, in the...
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Cece, I was up all night
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trying to put Ruth to sleep.
I'm losing my mind.
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I feel like I'm in the third act
of a Darren Aronofsky film.
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- Cheers, Daddy!
- Yeah, tell me about it. I'm wiped, too.
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I think I put on your underwear
this morning.
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If I'm being totally honest,
I wore your underpants once
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to a yoga class.
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Ruth, do you want to go to sleep?
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No way.
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If you do, I'll write you
a check for $6,000.
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Checks! Checks! Yay, checks!
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- That didn't quite go as planned.
- Yay!
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You know what, all I actually have to do
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is get to this lunch with Jess.
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- Which is gonna be really fun.
- Let's play patty-cake.
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Sorry to talk about a fun lunch
while you're at home.
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No, look, we have a kid now.
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One of us should be enjoying our lives.
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Yeah, you're right.
We should enjoy our lives.
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Go to your adult lunch. Eat, drink,
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and come home and tell me
of the world out there.
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Remember me to the people.
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Cece,
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I-I love you.
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C-Cece? Hello?
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- Play patty-cake.
- I'm trying.
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Nick... I don't know where to begin.
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I know. Pepperwood's growing up.
He's becoming... transcendent.
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Unbearable. What is this fluff?
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You've got two chapters
of Pepperwood and Jessica Night
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in bed eating croissants.
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They chase a feather
down a cobblestone street?
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He fell in love, Merle.
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And then he was reborn.
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And it's sweet when you think
about it like that.
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Okay, I've seen this a million
times. Your life has changed,
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and now you've lost his voice.
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I can't publish this.
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What?
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What are you saying? Pepperwood's over?
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Maybe it's run its course.
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Maybe it's time to move on
to something new.
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- You have other ideas, right?
- Oh, yeah, a ton of 'em.
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- Okay. All right.
- So many.
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- Great.
- In my computer drawer at home.
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Well, why don't you come in tomorrow,
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pitch me your best three,
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and we'll see what we got.
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No. I want to pitch you my best ten.
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I'm gonna pitch you three.
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Let's make it three. That seems...
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Hey, girl! Hey, girl!
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- I love that we are doing this.
- So good to see you!
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- Celebrating your new job.
- Two hardworking ladies.
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♪ Work hard, play hard,
work hard, play hard ♪
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- ♪ Work hard, play h... ♪
- Okay.
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Let's sit down. I'm beat.
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Ruth was up all night.
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Hey, excuse me, young man,
could we get two glasses
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- of Chardonnay?
- Chardonnay!
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- And a pot of coffee.
- We are doing this.
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We are doing it!
So, Ruth is pretty tough,
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but even if she's not sleeping,
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at least she's not still potty training.
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Ooh...!
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- What, baby?
- It's happening.
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Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
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- Occupied!
- Why is Daddy still in the bathroom?
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I don't know, honey.
This'll do. This is great.
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Okay, and...
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That was a close one.
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Honestly, I'm just craving
some adult time.
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Oh. You're quick with it. I like that.
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Yeah. We're here to celebrate you.
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So, tell me about the job.
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You know, it's great. It's, um,
you know, a big office.
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Fueling fires. Making a difference.
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Make that money. I love that.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Mmm. Honestly, I'm
probably gonna quit after lunch.
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- What?
- Cool if we call this your treat?
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Right. Heroin's in the diaper pail,
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baby wipes are in the cabinet.
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Oh, man, she's so lucky
to have three dads.
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Hey, have you seen this?
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- Come on, man.
- These three goofballs just hid heroin
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in the baby's diaper disposal.
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- What a ride!
- Winston, why are you still here?
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- Shh! Shh!
- To have fun.
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Why are you here?
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Keep it down. Ruth is napping.
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In my bed?
You put that kid to sleep in...
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Yes, and I changed the sheets.
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It's very clear to me what side
of the bed you sleep on.
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- Busted.
- Ruth hasn't slept in 24 hours,
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so I drove her around in my car.
She told me she had to pee,
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so I brought her here.
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She nodded off on the toilet.
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It was very cute.
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Honestly, it reminded me of you.
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- That's great...
- I took 70 pictures.
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- But that's...
- Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Are you guys seeing this?
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I just thought of it just now.
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Three Men and a Little Lady.
One, two, three.
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We should do this movie with Ruth.
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Winston, you cannot do a movie.
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What is that goon Guttenberg
painting on the walls?
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Words sound weird to me
when I'm this tired.
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That ever happen to you?
Like, Gu-Guttenberg.
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Gu...
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- Gu...
- Gu...
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- Enough, guys!
- Gu'enberg.
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Merle hated my last draft.
He said Pepperwood is over.
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- What?
- I'll kill him.
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He wants me to pitch new ideas
by tomorrow.
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You can't tell ideas to a dead man.
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Winston, stop! Nobody's killing anybody.
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- Okay.
- But the truth is,
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I do have something new.
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And I'd like to pitch it to you guys.
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- He's tough.
- Okay.
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- He's controversial.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
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He's pro-choice.
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He's Senator Porcupine.
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Pass. Pa-Pass in the room.
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- Uh, question for the author.
- No, thank you.
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Senator Porcupine...
how does he put on a tie?
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Good question.
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Ow!
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- Oh, geez.
- Aah!
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Aah!
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- Mm. Mm.
- I don't know. With-with his mouth?
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That's what I'm saying...
I don't have the answer.
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I mean, Pepperwood was all that
I had. Now I've got nothing.
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I feel like I'm, like, a wood-maker
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who can't make any, um...
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- Wood.
- Wood! See, I don't have anything!
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I knew it! I got nothing!
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I'm awake!
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Hey, I think Ruth is awake.
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You think, Winston?
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Wait, so, you're saying
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that you're doing Russell's busywork?
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That you, Jessica Day, former principal
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of an entire school,
is doing his busywork?
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Nah, girl. Nah, hold up. One sec.
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How's that wine and coffee
combination treating you?
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My heart is beating really fast,
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but time is moving really slow,
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- so it all kind of evens out.
- Hmm.
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Wait, why are you quitting?
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He has a couple guys he trusts,
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and I just get left out
of all the major decisions.
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- Typical.
- Heads up,
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you're putting sugar in your wine.
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I made a boo-boo.
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Let's just...
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No, I made a yum-yum.
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- You know what the craziest thing is?
- Tell me.
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Every Tuesday,
he has these lunch meetings
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with a couple of guys from the office,
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- and he's never once invited me.
- Babe.
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- Yes, babe.
- Every woman has a "Tuesday meeting"
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they haven't been invited to.
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How many times in your life
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have you been excluded
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from something important or talked over
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or ignored because you're
the only woman in the room?
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It was different
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when I was running my own company,
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but ever since we joined with GKM,
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I've had to start dealing
with this male-pattern dumbness.
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Ugh.
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- What is that?
- It's a breast pump, Ken.
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I said I needed time to pump,
and you refused
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to change the meeting, so here we are.
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Now, for the jeans campaign.
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Which one of these guys says,
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"I'm having fun in Toronto"?
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So, for half an hour,
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they had to sit there
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and watch me get milked
like a freaking cow.
246
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Oh, yeah, your nipples looked
like pizza bagels in that thing.
247
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Yeah, they do.
248
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You know what?
This is not the first time
249
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- I've been left out of a Tuesday meeting.
- Mm-hmm.
250
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,358
Remember my first job in administration?
251
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The budget's still too high.
252
00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:53,596
You know, I think it might be
the number of field trips
253
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we've been going on?
254
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What about the number of field trips?
255
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Yes, exactly.
256
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- Great idea.
- I literally just said that.
257
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I think we're gonna need
258
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to take it out
of the transportation budget.
259
00:09:02,472 --> 00:09:04,139
Here's a crazy idea.
260
00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:07,276
What if we take it out
of the transportation budget?
261
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Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben,
262
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Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
263
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I've been left out of Tuesday meetings
264
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- as long as I can remember.
- Yes.
265
00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:16,018
Exactly. The system is broke,
266
00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:17,486
and I can't feel my face.
267
00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:19,321
- Is that a good thing?
- I don't know.
268
00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:22,791
Oh, that belongs in the fire.
269
00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:25,394
- Whoa.
- Oh, hey, guys.
270
00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:27,496
What do you got here, buddy?
A little room fire?
271
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That seems safe.
272
00:09:28,732 --> 00:09:30,132
Oh, don't worry, I got this.
273
00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:34,336
Oh, I should've known
that was whiskey. Oh.
274
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,308
Guys, please let me hate myself
275
00:09:39,376 --> 00:09:41,510
and everything that I have created.
276
00:09:41,578 --> 00:09:42,978
That's it. I have to call Merle.
277
00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:44,813
I'm gonna tell him
that I've got nothing.
278
00:09:44,881 --> 00:09:45,915
My career's over.
279
00:09:45,982 --> 00:09:46,982
Pepperwood was all that I had.
280
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I'm done.
281
00:09:48,251 --> 00:09:50,252
- I'm three.
- Everybody knows that, Ruth.
282
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,887
Okay, look, Nick,
you're not gonna call Merle.
283
00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:54,657
Okay, you're gonna go in there tomorrow,
284
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,958
and you're gonna do...
285
00:09:56,026 --> 00:09:57,693
Wake up, Daddy.
286
00:09:57,761 --> 00:09:59,662
You're gonna do an A-plus,
287
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,430
perfect-style job.
288
00:10:01,498 --> 00:10:03,198
Nick, you have a ton of ideas, okay?
289
00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:04,500
A lot of i...
290
00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:07,169
...idea notebooks.
291
00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:08,837
- I don't want to hear this.
- Here we go.
292
00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:10,739
Oh, never mind, that's a maze you drew.
293
00:10:10,807 --> 00:10:13,342
Yeah, you drew a maze...
then couldn't solve it.
294
00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:15,177
You went straight for the wall.
295
00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:16,211
It was a hard maze.
296
00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,913
This one is just a list of words
297
00:10:17,981 --> 00:10:19,214
that rhyme with "moon."
298
00:10:19,282 --> 00:10:20,716
But then right away,
299
00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,719
it's "bun." "Moon, spoon, loon, bun"?
300
00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:25,554
The heck is this?
301
00:10:25,622 --> 00:10:27,189
There was no other words
that rhymed with "moon."
302
00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:28,589
- "Tune"?
- That's what I'm saying.
303
00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:30,526
I don't have a...
Pepperwood was all that I had.
304
00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:31,860
I've got nothing.
305
00:10:31,928 --> 00:10:33,896
You're Mr. Diarrhea Head.
306
00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:35,197
Please don't say that to me right now.
307
00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:36,198
I'm going through a thing right now,
308
00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,433
so please don't say that to me.
309
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,534
I'm asking you,
please don't call me that.
310
00:10:38,601 --> 00:10:40,135
Okay, Mr. Diarrhea Head.
311
00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:42,571
No, you're the Diarrhea Head.
312
00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:45,207
Okay? Schmidt, what would you
like me to do here?
313
00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:46,375
What do you want from me?
What am I supposed to do?
314
00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:48,744
Uh, you used to love fixing my life.
315
00:10:48,812 --> 00:10:51,146
Before... came around.
316
00:10:51,214 --> 00:10:52,381
It's different times.
317
00:10:52,449 --> 00:10:54,283
I got to wipe her butt.
I got to wipe my butt.
318
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,684
I can't wipe your butt, too.
319
00:10:55,752 --> 00:10:57,386
Can I get in on that?
320
00:10:57,454 --> 00:10:58,921
Never mind.
321
00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:00,389
That's it, I'm done. I'm calling Merle,
322
00:11:00,457 --> 00:11:01,924
and I'm telling him
I don't have any ideas.
323
00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:04,059
Ruth, honey, will you please
watch Uncle Nick
324
00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,394
while Uncle Winston and I
325
00:11:05,462 --> 00:11:07,029
have a conversation?
326
00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:08,564
Fine. Follow me.
327
00:11:08,631 --> 00:11:10,766
I'll follow you if I want to follow you.
328
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,901
- Let's go.
- Okay. I'm coming.
329
00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,903
If anyone's the boss
between us, it's me.
330
00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,271
I'm the boss.
331
00:11:16,339 --> 00:11:17,773
You know something, I used to think
332
00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:19,274
that Nick was the Guttenberg,
333
00:11:19,342 --> 00:11:20,509
but it turns out
334
00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,277
he may be the little lady.
335
00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:23,779
Winston, I need you to focus here.
336
00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:25,781
We have a spiraling man on our hands.
337
00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:27,082
We just need to remind him
338
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,717
that he has good ideas.
339
00:11:28,785 --> 00:11:30,392
Do we have any other idea notebooks?
340
00:11:30,446 --> 00:11:32,921
Because this is just nonsense.
I read it,
341
00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:34,623
and I don't want to be friends
with him anymore.
342
00:11:34,691 --> 00:11:36,258
Maybe...
343
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:37,960
it doesn't have to be his writing.
344
00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:39,179
- It could be from anything.
- Hmm.
345
00:11:39,218 --> 00:11:41,296
- Just find something.
- You know what, yes.
346
00:11:41,364 --> 00:11:42,798
Yes. Um...
347
00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:44,833
Okay.
348
00:11:44,901 --> 00:11:48,404
Here we go. "All reactionaries
are paper tigers.
349
00:11:48,471 --> 00:11:50,773
"In appearance the reactionaries
are terrifying,
350
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,376
but, in reality,
they are not so powerful."
351
00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:55,878
- That really grabs you.
- Yeah.
352
00:11:55,945 --> 00:11:58,414
- What is that?
- It's, uh... Mao's Little Red Book.
353
00:11:58,481 --> 00:12:00,783
The Chinese communist manifesto?
354
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,217
Yes.
355
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,820
Read that again.
356
00:12:04,888 --> 00:12:07,823
"All reactionaries are paper tigers..."
357
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,458
You know what I don't get?
358
00:12:09,526 --> 00:12:12,094
When did I start thinking
it was my fault? Is that good?
359
00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:14,329
- Mm-hmm.
- Why am I the one who has to quit?
360
00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:15,798
Yes! That's right. You know what?
361
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,132
Tell me what day it is.
362
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,435
It's... Tuesday.
363
00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:20,502
Tell me where we're going.
364
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:21,970
To the Tuesday meeting.
365
00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,005
The last Tuesday meeting
366
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,306
I won't be invited to.
367
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,942
- Mm-hmm.
- Add this to the agenda, you jagbags.
368
00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:28,444
That's right. I am drunk right now
369
00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:29,845
and very awake!
370
00:12:29,913 --> 00:12:31,914
Daddy got me this dress.
371
00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:34,149
Well, you know, your dad used
to, uh, dress me, too, Ruth.
372
00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,118
- Why?
- Uh, because he cared.
373
00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:38,253
- Why?
- I don't really know, but he did.
374
00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:41,223
- Why?
- Before you, I was his baby girl.
375
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,324
Nick.
376
00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:43,659
Look what we just found.
377
00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:45,661
A forgotten masterpiece.
378
00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,629
You've got to hear this.
You've still got it.
379
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,665
"All reactionaries are paper tigers.
380
00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:52,668
"In appearance the reactionaries
are terrifying,
381
00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:54,036
"but in reality,
382
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,705
they are not so powerful."
383
00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,607
And that? That's just the beginning.
384
00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,175
I mean, I don't remember writing it.
385
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:01,844
It does sound
like something I would write.
386
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,213
Just think about it.
You're always saying stuff like,
387
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,149
"In reality, they are not so powerful."
388
00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,351
- In terms of the reactionaries.
- Ha ha!
389
00:13:09,419 --> 00:13:11,286
- I wrote that?
- Check that out, man. That's you.
390
00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:13,021
- That's crazy.
- Let me take a peek at that.
391
00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:14,189
You just need to believe
in yourself, Nick.
392
00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:16,058
You've still got it. It's powerful.
393
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:17,826
It's v-very... it's-it's powerful stuff.
394
00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,361
Well, I think it's pretty clear.
395
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:20,896
I'm back, boys.
396
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,564
Whoa! Shut up!
397
00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:23,866
I'm an awesome writer.
398
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,501
- Yeah, you are, man.
- You're v... you're v...
399
00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:27,402
- you're very... you're very good.
- You're the best.
400
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:33,064
If I were a red shoe,
where would I hide?
401
00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:35,284
- I'm going over here. Ah.
- Oh, my God.
402
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,281
What about back here? No.
403
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,583
You got to be crazy.
404
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,786
Turn that down!
405
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,009
Ruth is finally asleep.
Also, what are you doing here?
406
00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:44,310
Did my wife give you a key?
407
00:13:44,378 --> 00:13:46,146
Yeah. For emergencies.
408
00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:47,347
What is the emergency?
409
00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:50,016
If they don't get the little lady
back from England...
410
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,318
- man, they may never see her again.
- Oh, forget it.
411
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:54,154
If you're gonna watch that,
turn on the closed captioning.
412
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,322
If Ruth wakes up again,
I'm gonna plotz my pants.
413
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,658
- Oh, Schmidt, are you here? Winston!
- Shh! Shh! Shh!
414
00:13:58,726 --> 00:13:59,692
Winston Bishop...
415
00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:04,610
- I'll do it again.
- Shh!
416
00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,499
Don't do this. Shh!
417
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:08,651
Please. Why aren't you writing?
418
00:14:08,736 --> 00:14:11,004
I was writing, but I got
so inspired by the pages
419
00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:13,339
that you found that I drove
straight to Merle's office.
420
00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:15,208
"Revolutionary culture
421
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,343
"is a powerful revolutionary weapon
422
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:19,512
for the broad masses of the people."
423
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,381
Hey, w-what do you call this again?
424
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,383
- Johnny's Big Day at Work.
- Nice.
425
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,318
I have another title for you.
426
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,821
- Mao's Little Red Book?!
- Shh! Please, voices.
427
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,856
- Mao's Little Red Book?!
- Voices. Voices!
428
00:14:29,924 --> 00:14:31,558
- You lied.
- Shh.
429
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,892
You lied to me.
430
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,060
Don't look at it as a lie.
431
00:14:34,128 --> 00:14:35,862
- All right.
- Look at it as not a lie,
432
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:37,564
and then... and then you're fine.
433
00:14:37,631 --> 00:14:39,532
And now I'm not just a hack
with bad ideas,
434
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,868
- but I'm a filthy commie!
- Shh. Please!
435
00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:43,102
And you know I'm no commie!
436
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,337
I don't know your personal beliefs.
437
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,605
- You don't know my personal beliefs?
- Enough!
438
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:46,706
Those are fightin' words.
439
00:14:46,774 --> 00:14:48,041
We didn't think that you were gonna give
440
00:14:48,108 --> 00:14:49,108
those actual pages to your editor.
441
00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:51,244
We were just trying to inspire you.
442
00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,445
Also, why do you own that book?
443
00:14:52,513 --> 00:14:53,880
You see a red book, you buy a red book.
444
00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:55,548
- What do you do with blue books?
- Don't buy.
445
00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:57,083
- Yellow books?
- Wait on it.
446
00:14:57,151 --> 00:14:58,551
- That's true.
- Hi, Daddy.
447
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,854
No. Good God, child.
448
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:03,879
Oh... my... God.
449
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,145
I know what we need to do.
450
00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:09,386
♪ Goodnight, sweetheart,
well, my friends are liars ♪
451
00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:11,788
♪ We were just trying ♪
452
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,736
♪ To help you write... ♪
453
00:15:13,806 --> 00:15:15,892
Guys, you see what we're doing?
454
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,707
We're doing Three Men and a Baby.
455
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:18,828
- Winston, you cannot do a movie.
- Can't do a movie.
456
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,997
Yes, you can. You can do any
movie except for a documentary,
457
00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:22,465
because those already happened.
458
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,733
Harmony on three.
459
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:25,101
One, two, three.
460
00:15:25,169 --> 00:15:28,772
♪ Goodnight... ♪
461
00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:30,073
I'm not tired.
462
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,843
- Knock-knock, Russell.
- Who's there?
463
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:35,437
- Two women.
- Two women who?
464
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,952
- Two women coming in!
- Two women coming in who?
465
00:15:38,015 --> 00:15:40,350
We went over this, Cece...
that's not the line.
466
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,852
That's exactly the kind of input
we've been talking about.
467
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,689
Russell? We need to talk.
468
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:47,524
Oh, I'm scared of this energy.
469
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:49,859
Ya best be. Ya best be scared.
470
00:15:49,927 --> 00:15:50,994
Is she drunk?
471
00:15:51,062 --> 00:15:52,429
Yeah. On four glasses of Chardonnay
472
00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:53,930
and two pots of coffee.
473
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,665
And I'm drunk on rage!
474
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:57,334
Knock-knock, boys.
Open your brain doors.
475
00:15:57,401 --> 00:15:59,502
- Sit down, Cece.
- Okay.
476
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:03,373
Look, I've let this slide too
much in my life, but no more.
477
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:06,776
You may not want me in this
meeting, but I belong here.
478
00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,685
- Yeah, I-I'm not sure you do.
- Too late, Russell.
479
00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:11,466
- I'm bustin' in.
- ♪ Work hard ♪
480
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:13,323
- ♪ Play hard, work hard ♪
- Can't keep a good woman down.
481
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:15,169
- ♪ Play hard, work hard ♪
- Cece, sit.
482
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,487
- Okay.
- You think just 'cause I'm a woman,
483
00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:20,223
I can't bring anything
to the table? Well, try me.
484
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,858
'Cause I'm pullin' up a chair,
485
00:16:21,926 --> 00:16:23,860
- and I'm gettin' in the game.
- Ooh.
486
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,732
Okay. Guys, this is Jessica Day.
487
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:31,501
Jessica, this is my
divorced father support group.
488
00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:34,070
We meet every Tuesday.
489
00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:38,208
Oh, that's why you're crying.
490
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:40,377
It makes sense now.
491
00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:43,213
Divorced fathers?
492
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,750
Um, my dad...
my dad is a divorced father.
493
00:16:46,817 --> 00:16:49,886
Your kids are gonna turn out fine.
494
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:53,373
Sort of. There-there
might be some rough years.
495
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,225
I like your choice of snacks.
496
00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:04,628
Ugh, Russell, I know
497
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:06,715
you're probably mad at me
for many reasons.
498
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:09,723
One you might not know about
is that my friend did indeed
499
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:12,192
get sick in
the receptionist's desk drawer.
500
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,827
- I just wanted to say...
- No, I wanted
501
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:16,196
to say that this morning
I was ready to quit.
502
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:17,498
Wait, you're gonna quit?
503
00:17:17,565 --> 00:17:19,199
But I decided not to, because I know
504
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,368
I can really make a difference
for these schools
505
00:17:21,436 --> 00:17:23,203
if you will let me.
506
00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:24,905
I know I was wrong
about the meeting, but you
507
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:28,041
have to admit, you haven't
given me any real work to do.
508
00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,176
- That's true.
- Why is that?
509
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:31,078
Do you not think of me as an equal?
510
00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,747
Because if that's the case,
that needs to change.
511
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:35,549
No, that's not it at all.
512
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:37,584
Jess, it's just that you're new here,
513
00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:39,419
and I've got a lot of trust issues.
514
00:17:39,487 --> 00:17:41,914
Probably from my third wife, Jackie.
515
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,891
In fact, we were just discussing
it in the divorced dad...
516
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,727
Wait, I thought your fourth wife
was named Jackie.
517
00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,562
I married two women named Jackie.
518
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,313
- Back-to-back?
- Yeah. They were related.
519
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:53,967
It's complicated.
Look, I got to make this right.
520
00:17:54,048 --> 00:17:57,382
I hired you because I feel like
you're exactly the right person
521
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,743
to get stuff done around here.
522
00:17:58,774 --> 00:18:02,666
So I guess it's time for me to
just let go and let you do that.
523
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,334
You won't regret it.
524
00:18:04,402 --> 00:18:06,036
- All right.
- Also, while we're here talking,
525
00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:09,571
we need some tampons in the bathroom.
526
00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:12,004
Are you asleep?
527
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,276
No.
528
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:15,678
Well... I give up.
529
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,447
This is my reality.
530
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:19,716
I'll never sleep again.
531
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:22,177
Tell me a story, Uncle Nick.
532
00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:24,754
Me? No, no, no.
I don't have any stories, Ruth.
533
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:28,592
♪ Come on, Nick, you can do it ♪
534
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:29,593
Please?
535
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,094
Nick, she asked for a story.
536
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,697
- Why don't you tell her a story?
- I thought you wanted
537
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,433
- to sleep, Schmidt.
- I don't know how to do that anymore.
538
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,801
I've pushed through.
539
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:39,970
- My body doesn't know how to sleep.
- All right, fine,
540
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,205
Ruth, you want a story? Here's a story.
541
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:44,374
There was once a magical bear,
542
00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:45,542
and he, uh...
543
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,210
I don't know,
544
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:51,081
walked on a magical tightrope
to Seattle.
545
00:18:51,148 --> 00:18:53,717
Have you ever seen a magical bear?
546
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,553
- No.
- Is there a tightrope to Seattle?
547
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,288
Not that I know of, Ruth.
548
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:01,158
- Ugh, this is garbage.
- Well, what do you want from me?
549
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:02,330
It's late at night,
you asked for a story...
550
00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:03,393
that's the best that came out.
551
00:19:03,461 --> 00:19:06,830
Weren't you ever little
like me, Uncle Nick?
552
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:09,065
Of course I was little like you.
Don't you know anything?
553
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,500
I was born on a cold, lonely street
554
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:12,068
on the South Side of Chicago.
555
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:14,938
As rumor has it, and there's
no proof of this, obviously,
556
00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,573
but I delivered myself.
557
00:19:16,641 --> 00:19:19,843
It was my fifth birthday party,
there was a knock at the door.
558
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:24,194
My father jumped up, gave us all
a thumbs-up, gave me a wink,
559
00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:25,615
then he jumped out the window,
560
00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,817
- bounced up, took off running.
- Oh, wow...
561
00:19:27,885 --> 00:19:29,185
I didn't see him for six months.
562
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,787
My only babysitter at the time
563
00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:34,250
was a rollercoaster
at a local amusement park.
564
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:37,127
That and a pack of cigarettes.
565
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,923
Being nine in Chicago is different.
566
00:19:39,984 --> 00:19:41,961
The tree fell, hit the power line,
567
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:43,858
and the power line fell
right on the hobo,
568
00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:45,502
shocking the hobo back to life.
569
00:19:45,569 --> 00:19:47,771
- That was an amazing moment.
- Hey.
570
00:19:47,877 --> 00:19:50,990
I don't know, it made me
question the existence of God.
571
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:54,010
I believed entirely in fate,
and it was that same fate
572
00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:56,379
that brought me
to the woman I love today.
573
00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:59,349
Uh, Nick, go back.
Uh, what happened to the hobo?
574
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,151
He stood up, he spun around,
575
00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:04,120
he said, "Time to get a job,"
and he walked away.
576
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:07,091
- Why don't you write it down, Nick?
- About the hobo?
577
00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:08,725
- Yeah.
- Yeah, why not?
578
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,794
Oh, this is good. This is really good.
579
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,331
We did it, Schmidt.
580
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,669
Schmidt?
581
00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:25,119
Oh, my God.
582
00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:29,145
Time to go to bed, my friend.
583
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:31,047
Yeah, I think the coffee's wearing off.
584
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,075
I have to thank you so much for today.
585
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,153
Uh-huh.
586
00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:37,702
Even though now
I have so much work to do.
587
00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:39,689
Yeah, you're gonna kill it.
It's gonna be great.
588
00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:40,857
I love you.
589
00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,225
I do love you.
590
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:44,181
- Thanks, girl.
- Hey, can I tell you a secret?
591
00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:46,533
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight.
592
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:47,685
Ooh, interesting choice.
593
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,887
- Thank you.
- Come on.
594
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,188
You don't want any of this.
595
00:20:51,256 --> 00:20:52,623
Unhand me! I'm not even tired.
596
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:53,924
- Go to sleep, buddy.
- Yeah, dude,
597
00:20:53,992 --> 00:20:55,593
you haven't blinked
in three hours. Come on.
598
00:20:56,661 --> 00:20:58,295
Cece...
599
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:01,860
I love you, but... your breath is trash.
600
00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:04,149
It's like a...
it's like a garbage Dumpster.
601
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,736
Thanks for saying that.
We were all thinking it.
602
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:08,445
- Yeah.
- Shh, shh, shh. Time for sleep.
603
00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:10,015
You get one story.
604
00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:11,275
Take it away, Nick.
605
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:14,869
I call this one
Timothy and the Chi-Town Hobo.
606
00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:17,806
- ♪ Good night, Schmidt and Cece ♪
- "What are you doing in my box?
607
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,444
♪ It's time for sleep ♪
608
00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:20,572
- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
- "growled the hobo
609
00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:21,993
- ♪ You haven't slept now ♪
- "to Timothy,
610
00:21:22,054 --> 00:21:24,255
- ♪ For over a week ♪
- "as a muss of hair and a pair
611
00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:26,290
- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
- "of young, sad, brown eyes...
612
00:21:26,358 --> 00:21:27,958
♪ We hate to leave, but you should be ♪
613
00:21:28,026 --> 00:21:30,165
- ♪ Counting your sheep ♪
- "...peeked slowly
614
00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:31,962
- ♪ Oh, good night, Schmidt ♪
- "out of a...
615
00:21:32,032 --> 00:21:34,732
- ♪ And Cece, good-night ♪
- cardboard box."
616
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,900
Good night!
617
00:21:35,952 --> 00:21:40,952
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