1 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,550 Hold on 'cause I'm letting go 2 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:32,143 I'm gonna lasso your heart like a rodeo 3 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:35,980 I'm gonna give you some till you want some more 4 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:39,907 'Cause all I see is an open door 5 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:43,867 And I see where it's leading me all of this energy 6 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:47,610 Been bottled up way too long it's powerful, powerful 7 00:00:47,824 --> 00:00:51,374 You see what I'm getting at I'm ready for all of that 8 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:55,087 If I'm not a star, you're blind 9 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:58,579 I've got rings on my fingers and glitter in my hair 10 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:02,043 I've got a one-way ticket and I just got here 11 00:01:02,255 --> 00:01:05,925 I'm gonna run this town run this town 12 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:10,093 I'm gonna run this town run this town 13 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,894 I've got high heel stilettos and I'm kicking in doors 14 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:17,180 And kissing your ass ain't what my lipstick's for 15 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:21,105 I'm gonna run this town run this town 16 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,275 I'm gonna run this town run this town 17 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,945 where's breakfast? I want waffles, spaghetti! 18 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:31,416 Spaghetti waffles! Whoo. Whoo! 19 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:33,627 Victor. Victor. Please wait in the house, please. 20 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:37,869 My body is entering hunger shock. 21 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,963 Oh, bad news. The cat pooped in the den. 22 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:46,421 Worse news, I used your blanket to clean it up. 23 00:01:46,632 --> 00:01:48,512 - We don't have a cat. - No kidding. 24 00:02:23,669 --> 00:02:27,169 Oh. I... sorry. I didn't think you'd be awake. 25 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,501 You have an appointment... 26 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,306 ...with Guy Morgan, I didn't think you'd wanna be late. 27 00:02:31,511 --> 00:02:34,391 Oh, look at you thinking. Cute. 28 00:02:34,597 --> 00:02:36,647 But I always have time for my portrait. 29 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:38,389 Look alive. Paint. 30 00:02:38,809 --> 00:02:40,599 I'm feeling spiritually blocked. 31 00:02:40,811 --> 00:02:42,641 Draw me a sesame seed bath. 32 00:02:43,064 --> 00:02:44,234 Bath. Now. 33 00:02:45,107 --> 00:02:46,947 Now, make momma look more beautiful and thinner. 34 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,652 And make that water more quiet. 35 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,281 - Bev, you awake? - Of course I'm awake. 36 00:02:55,493 --> 00:02:58,033 If I waited for you, I'd never be on time. 37 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:00,706 Lucky you never wait for me, then. 38 00:03:14,178 --> 00:03:15,588 Katie: Victor, no. 39 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,190 Uh, don't you want a glass? 40 00:03:24,397 --> 00:03:30,407 Hmm. Earthy. A tad fishy. Lovely gravel finish. 41 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,402 Did you let Victor put worms in the blender again? 42 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:35,785 Yes. I mean, no. 43 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,915 I mean, it just happened. 44 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,793 You know nothing can kill me. 45 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,626 Nothing. 46 00:03:48,254 --> 00:03:51,054 Gail: Step on it, Katie. I cannot be late for this meeting. 47 00:03:51,257 --> 00:03:52,597 Just run them over if you have to. 48 00:03:55,511 --> 00:03:58,431 Hello? No, the kids don't need a library. 49 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,849 I am the Dean, and the Dean gets what she wants, and I wanna remodel. 50 00:04:02,059 --> 00:04:05,479 You're just boring. I'm being honest. I don't know what else to tell you. 51 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:08,768 Gail: And I wanted my office done for my meeting with Guy Morgan... 52 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,613 ...the music mogul, but no. 53 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,938 And using Bollywood as a theme for the dance? 54 00:04:13,154 --> 00:04:16,654 That's totally un-American. I don't care if it was my idea. 55 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,536 Guy: Hello. Gail: Oh. Oh. 56 00:04:20,745 --> 00:04:23,415 I'm Dean van Ravensway, and you must be... 57 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:26,663 - Guy Morgan. - Ah, yes. Guy Morgan, a pleasure. 58 00:04:26,876 --> 00:04:28,336 You look like a man who knows things. 59 00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:31,094 Aha, even some things I shouldn't know. 60 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:33,057 - And I'm Luke. Gail: Great. 61 00:04:46,646 --> 00:04:50,566 So tell me, Guy, is it true? Are you the new judge on idol? 62 00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:54,115 Well, let's just say that Randy may be in the doghouse. 63 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,150 - Now, let's talk about my son. - Of course. 64 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,744 - Have you reviewed your schedule, Luke? - Yes, I have. 65 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:02,450 In fact, um, I'd like to add a music class. Um, the music theory... 66 00:05:02,662 --> 00:05:06,202 Wellesley has a great business program. That's why we're here. 67 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:11,587 There are two types of people in the music biz: Artists and businessmen. 68 00:05:11,796 --> 00:05:13,636 - Luke is a businessman. - Of course. 69 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:18,131 Katie, get in here. Look alive. Make yourself useful. 70 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,937 Luke is gonna need a tour of the campus. 71 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:29,482 So text Bev and ask her to escort Mr. Morgan around campus. 72 00:05:29,772 --> 00:05:32,862 Now, Luke, if you are half as talented a producer as your father... 73 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:36,157 The verdict's still out. He hasn't earned it. 74 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:40,032 Heard the story of how I started in the music business? 75 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:43,701 - Yes, everybody's heard it, dad. - Then everybody should know how it goes. 76 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,160 There I was, working for the rolling stones... 77 00:05:48,374 --> 00:05:50,214 - ...when Mick himself... - Dad. 78 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:54,630 Fine. As I said, the verdict is still out on my son. 79 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,549 He just produced an album with the Fruity Dangers? 80 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,419 Do you mean Danger Fruit? 81 00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:03,346 That record was amazing. 82 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:06,476 I forgot what they were called because they made me absolutely no money. 83 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,429 Thank you. Rare I meet anyone who's heard their album. 84 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:13,526 What, are you kidding? They're a cult phenomenon. 85 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:15,403 I'm sorry. Why are you talking? 86 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:22,454 Guy: What I need is for Luke to learn to spot a commercially viable star. 87 00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:24,778 Image drives the bottom line, right? 88 00:06:24,994 --> 00:06:28,334 I feel you. Would we have Bieber fever if he were an ugly troll? 89 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,659 Actually, he is a tad Hobbit-like, isn't he? 90 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,215 I'd like Luke to produce your semester showcase... 91 00:06:33,419 --> 00:06:37,289 - ...to see if he can identify sellable talent. - I produce the semester showcase. 92 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,556 I will double your showcase budget. 93 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,432 I will invite every talent scout I know. 94 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,101 This could be the beginning of a relationship... 95 00:06:46,307 --> 00:06:48,227 ...between Wellesley and Kensington Records. 96 00:06:48,434 --> 00:06:50,394 Looks like we have a new producer. 97 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:53,563 Oh, and this is my daughter, Bev. 98 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,731 Bev, this is the platinum-selling, Grammy-winning... 99 00:06:56,943 --> 00:06:59,783 ...and very handsome producer, Guy Morgan. 100 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,787 Could you give his son, Luke, a tour? 101 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,819 Sure. Would you like to see the Wellesley perks? 102 00:07:05,034 --> 00:07:07,664 Um, yes, brilliant. Sure. 103 00:07:08,538 --> 00:07:09,798 - Katie. Bev: I love your accent. 104 00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:11,878 Gail: Katie. Bev: Wanna come over tonight? 105 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,423 What are you still doing here? Go. 106 00:07:14,627 --> 00:07:18,007 Guy and I have things we need to discuss. Out. Now. 107 00:07:18,631 --> 00:07:24,011 So, Guy, you've gotta tell me, what was that like working under Mick? 108 00:07:32,895 --> 00:07:34,605 Watch out. 109 00:07:35,064 --> 00:07:37,104 - Dangerous balls. - Ha, ha. Thanks. 110 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:41,649 - So you womanned up and did it? Boy 1: Hey! 111 00:07:41,863 --> 00:07:43,653 - Oh, I did it. Boy 1: Hey! 112 00:07:43,865 --> 00:07:46,165 - What happened? Boy 2: Can we have our ball? 113 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,707 I didn't give my CD to Luke. 114 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:50,870 I snuck it in his dad's bag. 115 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,000 But Guy Morgan has your demo. That's huge. What you need is a champion. 116 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,959 No, what I need is to graduate. 117 00:07:57,795 --> 00:07:59,675 You giving our ball back or what? 118 00:07:59,881 --> 00:08:03,511 Oh, do you want this? 119 00:08:08,306 --> 00:08:11,516 She shoots, she scores. Unlike you, soccer boy. 120 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:17,605 Oh, so spill it. Is Luke Morgan as hot as everyone tweets he is? 121 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:19,155 Hotter. 122 00:08:19,358 --> 00:08:20,938 You should ask him to the dance. 123 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,362 Because I'm so forward with guys. 124 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:26,111 First time for everything, right? 125 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,917 - Hi, Luke. - Hello. 126 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:36,374 You have to hear my demo. 127 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:39,884 It's a retro-funk-jazz explosion. 128 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,217 Back off. I was here first. 129 00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:45,883 Hold on, hold up. Please hold on. My boy does not want your demos yet. 130 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,303 Walk away. Move along. Bye. 131 00:08:48,513 --> 00:08:51,893 It was nice chatting or whatever that was. 132 00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:54,431 - Yes, hi, I'm, uh... - Luke Morgan, right? 133 00:08:54,644 --> 00:08:56,144 Who is producing the showcase. 134 00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:59,274 I don't think I'm gonna do the showcase, so I need to keep a low profile... 135 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:02,822 Yeah, yeah. Listen close now. There's two kinds of people in this school. 136 00:09:03,027 --> 00:09:06,537 There are the wannabes and there's gonnabes. 137 00:09:06,739 --> 00:09:11,869 You and I, we're gonnabes. What do we do? We stay away from the wannabes, all right? 138 00:09:12,078 --> 00:09:15,588 And girls named Yolanda. There are three of them and they are certifiably... 139 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,870 Crazy? You attract crazy women? Shocking. 140 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:20,924 It may seem like I don't have game, but ladies love a listener. 141 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,248 Plus, I'm telling you, let me help you find acts. 142 00:09:23,464 --> 00:09:26,844 - Ah, so you're a talent scout? - Well, bottom line, I'm a DJ. 143 00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:28,801 - Oh, you're a DJ as well? - Check this. 144 00:09:37,395 --> 00:09:38,605 Mickey: Whoa. 145 00:09:38,813 --> 00:09:41,903 Okay, yes. You could be very useful. It was nice meeting you. 146 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:44,738 You got a girl for the dance? Because I can hook you up. 147 00:09:44,944 --> 00:09:46,074 Uh, no. Thanks. 148 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:49,609 Uh, but what do you know about Bev van Ravensway? 149 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:51,414 - Supposed to see her tonight. - Bev? 150 00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:52,667 - Yeah. - She's hot... 151 00:09:52,869 --> 00:09:55,279 ...but the girl is mad, mad drama, okay? 152 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:57,876 I am talking to you and you don't even know my name. 153 00:09:58,082 --> 00:09:59,962 - I'm Mickey O'Malley. - Mickey O'Malley. 154 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:01,798 A rarity in the Irish community. 155 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,466 Gail: Om. 156 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,846 Ravi: Om. - Om. 157 00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:10,130 - Om. - Om! 158 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,844 This is not a contest, Ms. Gail. 159 00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:14,852 Just concentrate on your breathing. 160 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,520 My butt is numb. 161 00:10:17,852 --> 00:10:21,022 If your butt is suffering, then you are suffering. 162 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:24,650 In fact, your entire life is suffering. Why? 163 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:27,939 Because you crave that which is meaningless. 164 00:10:28,154 --> 00:10:30,154 Are you calling me shallow? 165 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:36,989 No, I'm saying to stop your craving and release your butt. 166 00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:40,795 Just release it. Release it, yeah. Release that butt. 167 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,677 Release that butt oh, yeah, release that butt 168 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:47,459 oh, yeah, release that butt 169 00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:48,923 Mrs. Van Ravensway? 170 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,633 What part of "if you interrupt my meditation... 171 00:10:51,844 --> 00:10:55,014 ...I will jerk your tail in a knot" do you not understand? 172 00:10:55,223 --> 00:10:57,603 You told me to tell you when dinner was ready. 173 00:10:57,808 --> 00:11:01,228 Oh, thank God. I'm craving some bourbon. 174 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:06,402 Katie: Victor. 175 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:11,859 - Oh. Um, dinner's ready. - Tell me something I don't know. 176 00:11:35,513 --> 00:11:39,933 Do you have any idea how stressful it is to run this academy? 177 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:42,778 Yes, I spent the money at the spa. 178 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:46,443 Five thousand dollars a night is not very expensive... 179 00:11:46,649 --> 00:11:51,229 ...when you think about the alternative, which is me having a nervous breakdown. 180 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:55,530 Ow. 181 00:11:55,741 --> 00:11:58,121 Gail: What are you doing? I'm on the phone. 182 00:11:58,327 --> 00:11:59,917 - I'm cleansing. Victor: Heh, heh. 183 00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:02,371 Mac and cheese. 184 00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:06,421 Gail: I don't need your spiritual counseling. 185 00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:08,501 I'm thinking of firing you. 186 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:17,340 Pace yourself, Ms. Gail, or you will not be one with everything. 187 00:12:17,555 --> 00:12:20,895 Honey, that's what I got you for. Now, make me one with everything. 188 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,430 This showcase is giving me the vapors. 189 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:27,736 How did this become my life? 190 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:30,900 Did I ever tell you all about the time I nearly got my big break? 191 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,570 All: Yes. - Good. 192 00:12:32,778 --> 00:12:34,188 Then you'll all know how it goes. 193 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,785 I ain't gonna leap, I'm gonna jump 194 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:39,281 find my way right out of this dump 195 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:45,043 - I had talent, and they made me... All: A laughingstock. 196 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,084 Now look at me. 197 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:50,754 I got two ungrateful kids... 198 00:12:50,963 --> 00:12:53,923 ...a dwarfish, hairy, elfin servant... 199 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,093 ...and a random tablecloth-wearing Asian... 200 00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:58,472 - Indian. - ...Who makes no sense at all, ever. 201 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,429 Why don't you have another drink, mom? 202 00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:04,146 Katie, napkin me. 203 00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:06,852 I have got to impress Guy Morgan... 204 00:13:07,271 --> 00:13:10,481 ...so I can stop pretending to care about this insufferable school... 205 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:14,401 ...and we can all move to Hollywood where no one pretends to care about anything. 206 00:13:14,612 --> 00:13:18,242 Mom, I think that you're forgetting about the most important thing. Me. 207 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,530 Guy will give me a deal as soon as he hears me sing. 208 00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:24,334 - I doubt that. - No, I've been practicing really hard. 209 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:27,329 My voice teacher says I've transcended to a whole new level. 210 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,582 Yeah, I doubt it. 211 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:33,383 When my first single drops, I'll buy you that mansion in the Hollywood hills... 212 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:36,589 ...and you can finally afford to have your legs lengthened. 213 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,801 - Oh, Ba... - Ms. Gail. 214 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:40,761 - Miss Bev has clarity. Victor: Katie. 215 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:42,142 - You see... - Look. 216 00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:46,178 The lowly peasant tills the soil for 40 years without any rain. 217 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:49,734 But the unemployed salesman who has recently discovered hydroponics... 218 00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:53,019 - ...all of a sudden gets disgusted by the... - And see? No sense. 219 00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:55,484 - That didn't make any sense. - Let me finish. You... 220 00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:57,575 Oh, I doubt it. You have me pray all day. 221 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,990 - I don't feel nothing. - You don't have a soul. 222 00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:03,369 Gail: No, you don't have a soul. - I have a many souls. I'll give you one. 223 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:07,798 - Where's your third eye? Turn that thing on. - I have a fourth eye too. You wanna see it? 224 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,959 - What? - Shh. 225 00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:13,999 I wanna be 6'4". Wow me, Bev. 226 00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:21,929 Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do 227 00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:24,228 just stop. Stop the wowing, okay? 228 00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:26,932 Bev: What's wrong? - Somehow you've gotten worse. 229 00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:28,853 I don't know how that was possible... 230 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:31,641 ...but there isn't enough auto-tune that's gonna fix you. 231 00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:35,156 - Well, Katie's bad playing threw me off. - I don't think it was that. 232 00:14:35,359 --> 00:14:36,939 Again. 233 00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:38,693 Really? Okay. 234 00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:44,495 Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do 235 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:45,782 ouch. 236 00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:49,085 I could belch this song better. 237 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:52,796 Have you been drinking the floor wax again? 238 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:54,422 Anything to forget I live here. 239 00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:57,499 Ugh. My head is buzzing like a Skeeter on a septic tank. 240 00:14:57,715 --> 00:15:01,635 Ravi, meditate me. Good luck, buddy. 241 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:05,639 Well, it doesn't matter, because I have my own plan. 242 00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:12,442 Does it make me a bad person that I kind of enjoyed that? 243 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,107 No. 244 00:15:14,315 --> 00:15:16,615 Hmm. Nice work. 245 00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:32,048 - Guess who's on his way over. - Not now, Victor, I'm busy. 246 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,710 Guess or prepare to get creamed. 247 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,299 Katie: Victor! Victor! Victor, stop! 248 00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:54,889 Katie: I've got rings on my fingers 249 00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,156 and glitter in my hair 250 00:15:56,357 --> 00:16:00,407 I've got a one-way ticket and I just got here 251 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,901 I'm gonna run... 252 00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:04,863 - Ha-ha-ha. - Victor, what are you doing? 253 00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:06,574 Victor! 254 00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:09,994 Victor, where did you put my clothes? 255 00:16:10,204 --> 00:16:12,334 - Surprise! - What? No. 256 00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:17,467 Katie: I'm gonna kill you. Victor! 257 00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:28,508 Oh, hi, Katie. 258 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:30,103 You are evil. Let me in. 259 00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:33,688 I control every lock on this property. 260 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,565 Crap. 261 00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:40,653 This is insane. 262 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,900 Yeah, try the shed, it's unlocked, idiot. 263 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:56,797 You gotta be kidding me. 264 00:16:58,544 --> 00:17:00,174 Crap. 265 00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:07,056 How did such an untalented daughter spring from my loins? 266 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:11,011 Focus, Ms. Gail. We are making an offering to your personal deity. 267 00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,314 Tell him to give me fame and fortune. 268 00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:15,188 Not exactly how it works. 269 00:17:15,394 --> 00:17:17,894 Now, breathe through your mula bandha. 270 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,155 Oh, honey, if I could do that, I'd get a million hits on YouTube. 271 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,569 How much longer is this gonna take? Ugh. 272 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,908 The prayer or the fame and fortune? 273 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,701 Ha, ha. See you later. 274 00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:37,753 Victor. 275 00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:43,007 Luke: Katie? 276 00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:46,425 - Luke. - Katie. 277 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:49,884 - Are you wearing a doormat? - Yes. 278 00:17:50,096 --> 00:17:52,856 - Welcome. - Why, thank you. 279 00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:55,721 The truth. Um... 280 00:17:57,019 --> 00:18:00,309 My stepbrother locked me outside of the house. 281 00:18:00,523 --> 00:18:01,853 Naked. 282 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,150 Oh, sorry. You should... You should take my jacket. 283 00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:06,901 Katie: Oh. - Oh, no, no. 284 00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:10,403 There. 285 00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:13,826 - Thanks. Now the pants. - Hmm? 286 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,046 I'm kidding. 287 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,425 - You got me. - Ha, ha. 288 00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:23,752 No, no. 289 00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:27,303 One more parent-teacher conference, I swear I'm gonna lose it. 290 00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:29,718 Look at me. I'm an educator. 291 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:35,014 I have no real skills. And I will die before I go back to my daddy's farm. 292 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:39,276 You tell my personal deity to help me achieve Guy Morgan. Do it. 293 00:18:39,478 --> 00:18:42,058 I'll put another banana on the altar. 294 00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:47,613 What is that? 295 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,406 Do you hear angels singing? 296 00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,575 Perhaps the gods have answered your prayer. 297 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,534 Hey. What...? 298 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,842 - This is Gail van Ravensway. - Guy: Hello. 299 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:12,632 Guy Morgan here. How are you? 300 00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,935 Oh, well, hello, Guy. 301 00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:17,349 What a surprise to see you calling this number. 302 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:18,598 Do you hear this? 303 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,389 I can justify 304 00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:22,273 that's the demo your girl, Katie... 305 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,770 ...slipped into my briefcase. 306 00:19:24,982 --> 00:19:27,152 And it sounds like money, dear. 307 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,190 She gave you a CD? 308 00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,743 Oh, well. Well, ain't that the berries. 309 00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:37,871 Ravi, what frigging god did you pray to? 310 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,160 Guy, yeah, it seems someone's not being entirely honest here. 311 00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:47,379 Katie, somebody get that door! 312 00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:50,096 So... 313 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,055 ...that meeting today... 314 00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,051 ...it was obvious that your dad doesn't get you. 315 00:19:56,389 --> 00:19:58,389 He's an idiot for not liking your music. 316 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,059 Well, it's... it's complicated. 317 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,480 I'm gonna just, uh... 318 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,850 Is it as complicated as me... 319 00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:09,195 ...getting stuck outside in only a welcome mat? 320 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:13,193 That's not complicated. That is a gift from God. 321 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,869 Luke. Katie. What are you doing? 322 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,080 Well, it seems your brother is Satan's very own personal mini-me. 323 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,582 Oh, I know, tell me about it. Come on in. 324 00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,218 Oh, my God, did you work out today? 325 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:35,135 - Sit down. - Ooh, look at this. 326 00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:38,434 - Ha, ha. Some lemonade. - Why, thank you. 327 00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:41,059 You know, my stepsister, she has body issues... 328 00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:43,397 ...so I don't like to discourage her nudity. 329 00:20:43,603 --> 00:20:44,773 That's interesting. 330 00:20:44,979 --> 00:20:47,689 - She's absolutely lovely... - Would you like an appetizer? 331 00:20:47,899 --> 00:20:49,109 Oh, fromage. 332 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:50,947 I only have cheese. 333 00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:56,033 I just got off the phone with Guy Morgan. 334 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,160 Your phone. 335 00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:04,002 He just loved that little demo you left him. 336 00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,797 I have underestimated you. 337 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,124 It'd make me proud if I cared about you. 338 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:11,426 - I didn't lie about anything. - Oh, but, chicken, you did. 339 00:21:11,631 --> 00:21:14,211 At least that's what Guy thinks, now that I've clarified. 340 00:21:14,425 --> 00:21:18,595 I told him it was Bev's demo and that you stole it from her. 341 00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:22,014 - But you can't do that. That's my song. - It's Bev's song. 342 00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:25,645 And Guy can't wait to see her perform it at the showcase. 343 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:28,943 If you try to contact him, I'll deny everything and lock you in the basement. 344 00:21:29,148 --> 00:21:34,278 - She can't sing to save her life. - No, but you can, can't you? 345 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,700 Now, let's hear this amazing voice. 346 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:47,710 Like a malignant tumor she's got no sense of humor 347 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:52,007 just like a swollen blister it's best to just resist her 348 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:55,963 she's not exactly a witch she's just a terrible bi... 349 00:21:56,425 --> 00:21:58,055 Well, your lyrics stink. 350 00:21:58,261 --> 00:22:00,381 But Guy's right, you've got chops. 351 00:22:03,683 --> 00:22:06,393 Do you know what other instruments I'm good at? 352 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:10,396 I have a feeling I could get in trouble with a question like that. 353 00:22:10,857 --> 00:22:12,817 I like trouble. 354 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,480 Gail: Hey, kids. 355 00:22:16,779 --> 00:22:20,199 - Good evening, miss Van Ravensway. - Sorry, I need you to go. Now. 356 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:23,128 Family emergency. I need Bev to help me pass a kidney stone. 357 00:22:23,327 --> 00:22:27,167 - So she had a lovely evening. Ta-ta. - Are you trying to ruin my life? 358 00:22:27,456 --> 00:22:32,716 I have figured out a way for you to wow Guy Morgan in the showcase. 359 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,380 - So you do think I've improved? - Oh, no, honey. 360 00:22:35,631 --> 00:22:38,171 But my month of spiritual devotion has taught me... 361 00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:40,304 ...that God works in annoying ways. 362 00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:43,681 How am I to wow Guy Morgan if I supposedly can't sing? 363 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:46,760 You can't, but Katie can. 364 00:22:46,976 --> 00:22:49,646 - What? - I know. Like I said, annoying. 365 00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:53,194 We'll record her voice and you will lip-synch. 366 00:22:53,399 --> 00:22:55,149 What if I don't want to? 367 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:59,947 Don't you get snarky with me, you ungrateful toad. 368 00:23:00,156 --> 00:23:02,206 - I saved your life. - You didn't do anything. 369 00:23:02,408 --> 00:23:04,618 - My dad married you. - Yeah, and then he died. 370 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:07,997 I tried to put you in foster care, but they was all fulled up on ugly. 371 00:23:08,581 --> 00:23:09,621 Funny. 372 00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:12,422 I thought it was because you didn't wanna look bad. 373 00:23:13,294 --> 00:23:15,424 Katie, if you don't sing... 374 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:18,750 ...I'm gonna find a way for that savings your dad left to disappear. 375 00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:22,883 That means, you can forget college, forget moving out, you're stuck here with me. 376 00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:27,307 But, pumpkin, we're gonna have so much fun growing old together. 377 00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:30,397 Why don't you just have her perform if you like her so much? 378 00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:32,813 Because, honey, look at you. 379 00:23:33,022 --> 00:23:35,102 You are a star. 380 00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:39,486 That is what Guy Morgan needs. You, the star. 381 00:23:39,695 --> 00:23:41,245 I'm a star. 382 00:23:41,447 --> 00:23:45,577 - A bright, gassy star. - Yes, you are. 383 00:23:45,785 --> 00:23:48,125 And Guy Morgan is gonna give you a swimming pool... 384 00:23:48,329 --> 00:23:50,289 ...shaped just like Colin Farrell. 385 00:23:50,498 --> 00:23:52,008 Every part of him. 386 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:55,718 Or, Bev, you could just see every part of Colin Farrell on the Internet. 387 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,670 And just leave me out of this. 388 00:23:59,966 --> 00:24:02,476 - Okay, so how do we do this? - First rule of lie club... 389 00:24:02,677 --> 00:24:04,597 ...is don't talk about lie club. 390 00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:07,049 Which includes you, Katie. 391 00:24:07,265 --> 00:24:09,935 As far as everyone knows, you can't sing. 392 00:24:10,142 --> 00:24:12,142 And no more talking to Luke or Guy. 393 00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:13,733 Are we clear? 394 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,308 Crystal. 395 00:24:17,316 --> 00:24:20,276 Yeah, dad, we're about to meet some fresh talent right now. 396 00:24:20,486 --> 00:24:24,456 Remember when you signed Jay-Z? No, you passed on him, my bad. 397 00:24:24,657 --> 00:24:27,077 Um, this is like that, except it's gonna be brilliant. 398 00:24:27,285 --> 00:24:28,575 Yeah. Okay. 399 00:24:28,786 --> 00:24:30,876 - Yeah, okay. Bye. - Dude, what'd he say? 400 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,580 These guys you told me about are good? 401 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:36,120 Yes. The oral majority has potential. They'll be here any second. 402 00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:39,005 Talking about potential, how was your little date with Bev? 403 00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:41,423 - Her mom kicked me out. - I told you. Bev is drama. 404 00:24:41,632 --> 00:24:43,172 Technically, it was Gail's drama. 405 00:24:43,384 --> 00:24:45,474 But Bev's interesting, man. She's... 406 00:24:45,678 --> 00:24:47,088 I'm worried she's bonkers. 407 00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:50,105 See, my last girlfriend, she was hot, but absolutely mental. 408 00:24:50,308 --> 00:24:52,938 I need a girl who's not gonna be shipped to the loony bin. 409 00:24:53,144 --> 00:24:54,854 Hang on, I'm gonna hit the facilities. 410 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,772 Facilities. That's a new one. 411 00:24:57,231 --> 00:24:59,861 - Hey, man. Sorry we're late. - Hey, what's good, y'all? 412 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,787 Nobody talks to my boy until he comes from the facilities. 413 00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:04,157 We're here to impress. 414 00:25:04,363 --> 00:25:06,613 - This way, right? All right. - Guys? 415 00:25:10,453 --> 00:25:12,873 When you're fighting just to keep it sane 416 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,330 throw your will at the eye of the hurricane 417 00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,711 - sing it out - eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh 418 00:25:17,919 --> 00:25:21,209 - help me sing it out - eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh 419 00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:23,922 if you wanna find out who you are stop running 420 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,383 in the end you'll figure out it's all about nothing 421 00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:32,855 all night, it's gonna be all right hey, hey, hey, hey 422 00:25:33,059 --> 00:25:39,769 all right turn your dreams into your life 423 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:42,483 that's good. 424 00:25:49,534 --> 00:25:52,834 I'm clean. No one followed me. And I got your intel. 425 00:25:53,663 --> 00:25:55,953 Oh, Katie, baby, your life sucks. 426 00:25:56,165 --> 00:25:58,085 Trust me, it gets worse. 427 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,676 Okay, dude, those guys, they just went oral majority on me in there... 428 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,050 - I was trying to hold them back... - You're right. 429 00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:07,138 They have potential and they're great. 430 00:26:07,343 --> 00:26:12,553 But first, my talent-finding friend, promise me no more auditions in the bogs. 431 00:26:12,765 --> 00:26:14,975 - The what? - The loo. 432 00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:17,226 - Bathroom. Toilet. - Got it. 433 00:26:17,436 --> 00:26:20,026 All right. Okay, come on. I wanna show you something. 434 00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:24,328 So now I have to rehearse in secret. 435 00:26:24,527 --> 00:26:25,617 Why not, not rehearse? 436 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,740 Make Bev sound bad. What do you care? 437 00:26:27,947 --> 00:26:30,957 No song, no savings account. No life. 438 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,529 Angela: People. Coming. Now. 439 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,923 Okay. 440 00:26:41,502 --> 00:26:43,832 Dude, what are we doing? The suspense is killing me. 441 00:26:44,172 --> 00:26:45,922 Luke: Can you grab the Mike? 442 00:26:46,132 --> 00:26:48,092 Not about to serenade a brother, are you? 443 00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:50,091 Luke: Dude, with bromance, comes a fine line. 444 00:26:50,303 --> 00:26:52,593 Mickey: That I shall not cross. 445 00:26:53,055 --> 00:26:55,355 So sing something. 446 00:26:57,018 --> 00:26:58,528 Luke: Okay. 447 00:27:02,648 --> 00:27:05,398 I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain 448 00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:08,070 I'm cleaning up my life from the mess you made 449 00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:09,689 oh, oh 450 00:27:10,156 --> 00:27:12,156 whoa, oh, oh, oh 451 00:27:13,951 --> 00:27:16,371 my soul's in debt, but my bills are paid 452 00:27:16,579 --> 00:27:19,079 I'd give anything just to make an escape 453 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:20,870 oh, oh 454 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,045 whoa, oh, oh, oh 455 00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:26,925 so you can keep knocking, knocking, knocking 456 00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:29,461 baby, you're rockin' but there ain't no way I'm ever letting you in 457 00:27:29,675 --> 00:27:31,095 He's amazing. 458 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:34,182 Not again 459 00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:37,897 so keep on knocking, knocking, knocking 460 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:43,270 but, baby, you're better off walking 'cause I ain't gonna let you in 461 00:27:43,481 --> 00:27:45,061 never again 462 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,690 I went out on a limb again 463 00:27:48,903 --> 00:27:51,443 I guess I had to lose to win 464 00:27:51,656 --> 00:27:55,956 I was too confused to know which way to turn 465 00:27:57,411 --> 00:28:00,041 - And she could be a millionaire... - Crap. 466 00:28:00,248 --> 00:28:02,508 - Gail needs me to drive her home. - I don't care 467 00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:05,328 'cause, baby, there's nobody home 468 00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:08,045 nobody's home at all, yeah 469 00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:14,590 - What? Did you write that? - Yeah. 470 00:28:14,804 --> 00:28:17,394 Reminds me of, um... uh... 471 00:28:17,598 --> 00:28:20,928 - Danger Fruit, right? Danger Fruit. - Ha, ha. Because I wrote their album too. 472 00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:23,687 Shut up. Took me forever to find that bootleg online. 473 00:28:23,896 --> 00:28:25,856 - I love that album. That's crazy. - Yeah. 474 00:28:26,065 --> 00:28:28,315 My dad doesn't know. And he thought the record... 475 00:28:28,526 --> 00:28:30,236 ...was a pile of crap. 476 00:28:30,486 --> 00:28:32,196 He thinks writing's a waste of time. 477 00:28:32,613 --> 00:28:36,453 Because he basically wants me to be like him. Only with better hair. 478 00:28:36,951 --> 00:28:40,991 But the first thing I thought when I heard those guys in the urinals was... 479 00:28:41,205 --> 00:28:42,245 ...good acoustics. 480 00:28:42,623 --> 00:28:47,003 Second thought was these guys, these guys could be great, if... 481 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:48,251 You gave them your song. 482 00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:51,300 Mate, that's a brilliant idea. 483 00:28:52,049 --> 00:28:54,719 - So put them in the showcase? - Put them in the showcase. 484 00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:56,227 Mickey: Yeah. 485 00:28:57,972 --> 00:29:04,482 You can never tell where this might go 486 00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,020 you wrote that song today? 487 00:29:06,230 --> 00:29:09,690 - You've been home for what, two hours? - It's like an answer to his song. 488 00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:11,234 You really like this guy. 489 00:29:11,444 --> 00:29:13,114 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 490 00:29:13,321 --> 00:29:15,901 You have to sing that for him. 491 00:29:16,115 --> 00:29:19,165 What if you sang to him in secret? 492 00:29:20,995 --> 00:29:23,795 At the dance. Ta-da. 493 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:30,216 Okay, I know the card's like, really cheesy, but... 494 00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:34,716 Oh, God, I hope you like it. 495 00:29:35,051 --> 00:29:38,511 Ange, it's beautiful, but are you crazy? 496 00:29:38,721 --> 00:29:40,721 No, I know you're crazy. 497 00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:41,972 Am not. 498 00:29:43,017 --> 00:29:45,987 - What if he doesn't even like me? - You'll both be in disguise. 499 00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:48,817 It's your chance to see if he was really flirting with you. 500 00:29:49,023 --> 00:29:51,563 I was naked. Of course he was flirting. 501 00:29:51,776 --> 00:29:54,446 And why even torture myself? It's not like I can have him. 502 00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:56,534 Why not? Tell him how you feel. 503 00:29:56,739 --> 00:30:00,779 If he feels the same way, you can reveal your hot self and he won't tell Gail. 504 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,240 And if he hates the song, leave the disguise on. 505 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,718 Okay. 506 00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:10,583 I'm going to the dance. 507 00:30:10,795 --> 00:30:12,135 That's my girl. 508 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:16,340 Maurice, no, no. Again, in français, longer legs. 509 00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:19,841 I wouldn't go in your closet for a little while, if I were you. 510 00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:21,764 What? Why? 511 00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:23,353 Hey. Wake up. 512 00:30:27,228 --> 00:30:28,778 Gail: Katie! 513 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:32,360 The cat has pooped in my closet. I need you to clean it up. 514 00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,027 Go. 515 00:30:34,235 --> 00:30:35,945 I told you we don't have a cat. 516 00:30:36,154 --> 00:30:37,494 Angie, heads up. 517 00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:40,738 Katie! 518 00:30:45,955 --> 00:30:47,665 What's going on? 519 00:30:47,874 --> 00:30:49,254 Nothing. 520 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,538 I am, uh, re-organizing and labeling. I... 521 00:30:52,753 --> 00:30:55,043 I took up crochet. Do you want new socks? 522 00:30:55,256 --> 00:30:59,306 I would make you a sweater, but I hear that the arms, that they're really hard. 523 00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:06,685 Oh, you thought you could sneak off and go to the dance. 524 00:31:06,893 --> 00:31:09,063 After what you pulled today with Guy. 525 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:10,690 Oh, no, no. 526 00:31:10,897 --> 00:31:13,357 Oh, no, no, no. 527 00:31:13,566 --> 00:31:15,826 You're on Victor watch tonight... 528 00:31:16,027 --> 00:31:18,657 ...tomorrow night and every night. 529 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:19,903 Fun. 530 00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:23,204 I'll give Victor all the mothering you don't have time for. 531 00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:26,779 Oh, I wish you could be my mommy. 532 00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:29,703 I'm off to my cinnamon colonic. 533 00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:36,039 Katie: Hey. Get down. You're gonna break yourself. 534 00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:38,630 Or worse, the furniture. 535 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:42,056 Angela: Hello? - Hey. 536 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:45,473 - You look like you're having fun. - Always. 537 00:31:45,806 --> 00:31:48,856 Well, I couldn't let you not go to the dance without me. 538 00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:51,430 Besides, we have six hours of shirtless team Jacob. 539 00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:54,526 So let's just get this party started. 540 00:31:54,732 --> 00:31:58,772 - So is Victor driving you nuts? - I swear to you, he's not human. 541 00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:02,318 I mean, can you really blame him, though? Just look at his family. 542 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:04,783 Victor, what are you doing? 543 00:32:14,836 --> 00:32:17,046 Oh, no. Great. 544 00:32:17,255 --> 00:32:19,465 Eh, she actually looks prettier that way. 545 00:32:20,049 --> 00:32:23,089 Katie: True. Ugh. Whatever. 546 00:32:24,262 --> 00:32:27,392 Why did I ever think that tonight could've been something special? 547 00:32:28,182 --> 00:32:30,392 Think Bev's all over Luke at the dance right now? 548 00:32:30,601 --> 00:32:32,851 They're probably making out. See? 549 00:32:33,062 --> 00:32:36,272 - Victor, give it a rest. - Just check it out. Come on. 550 00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:42,075 Luke is gonna produce whoever wins this showcase. 551 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,320 So we need a little insurance. 552 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:48,703 - I know what I'm doing, mother. Gail: Do you? 553 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:52,450 I can't take it anymore, okay? 554 00:32:52,665 --> 00:32:54,665 I'm taking my life into my own hands. 555 00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:56,006 I'm talking to Luke. 556 00:32:56,586 --> 00:32:59,046 - Finally. - Okay, but we have gotta be home... 557 00:32:59,255 --> 00:33:00,715 ...before Gail gets here. 558 00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:02,765 What about the demon spawn? 559 00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,017 Mm-hm. 560 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:05,548 Katie: Right. 561 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:07,974 Okay, just watch him. 562 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:12,308 Angela: Hmm. 563 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,118 Is that all you've got, Angela? 564 00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:20,774 Ravi? 565 00:33:22,528 --> 00:33:24,988 Ravi: My sister could catch that, jerk nut. 566 00:33:25,198 --> 00:33:27,618 Put some nuts in that sack, ref. 567 00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:32,284 Miss Katie, I am most startled. 568 00:33:32,497 --> 00:33:33,707 Obviously. 569 00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:36,708 All right. All right. Don't hate me. 570 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:38,428 Okay, don't hate me. I'm sorry. 571 00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:42,008 But my name ain't Ravi. It's Tony. 572 00:33:42,548 --> 00:33:45,628 - Tony. - Tony Gupta from Jersey. 573 00:33:45,843 --> 00:33:48,513 - From Jersey. - I am half Indian. 574 00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:52,228 My friends call me Meatball because the other half is Italian. 575 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:54,313 Truth is I always wanted to be an actor. 576 00:33:54,685 --> 00:33:56,185 But I never got my shot. 577 00:33:56,395 --> 00:33:58,565 I'm working at KFC, and one day, Gail comes in... 578 00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:01,153 ...she's like, "are you Indian?" I'm like, "what?" 579 00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:03,519 She's like, "are you a guru?" I'm like: 580 00:34:03,736 --> 00:34:05,236 "Who is asking?" 581 00:34:05,488 --> 00:34:08,828 She says, "someone who's paying for some spiritual guidance." 582 00:34:09,033 --> 00:34:11,573 And I'm like, "whaa! It's a miracle!" 583 00:34:11,786 --> 00:34:16,166 I finally get a chance to do a total immersion into a character. 584 00:34:16,457 --> 00:34:18,717 Real training and I get paid. Are you kidding me? 585 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:21,298 Ravi is my King Lear. 586 00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:24,249 You wanna hear the monologue from My Fair Lady? 587 00:34:24,465 --> 00:34:25,635 - Oy, mate. - No, thanks. 588 00:34:26,843 --> 00:34:29,513 I'm sorry I barged in. Whoops. 589 00:34:32,348 --> 00:34:36,018 Your secret's safe with me, okay? But I need to ask you a favor. 590 00:34:36,686 --> 00:34:38,736 - Meatball. - Ha, Meatball. 591 00:34:38,938 --> 00:34:41,358 Please watch Victor tonight so I can go to the dance? 592 00:34:41,566 --> 00:34:42,616 Are you kidding me? Done. 593 00:34:44,193 --> 00:34:45,483 Blow it up. 594 00:34:47,488 --> 00:34:49,028 Thank you. 595 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,213 Angela: Whoa. 596 00:35:00,418 --> 00:35:03,008 Katie: How am I supposed to find Luke if everybody's got a mask? 597 00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:06,212 Angela: I never said this was gonna be easy. Let's do some recon. 598 00:35:07,675 --> 00:35:09,975 I am assistant principal Dorothy Plumberg. 599 00:35:10,178 --> 00:35:13,398 No drinking. No texting. No kissing. 600 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,020 Luke? No. Luke Morgan? 601 00:35:19,228 --> 00:35:22,848 No leaving the premises and no experiencing joy of any kind. 602 00:35:23,566 --> 00:35:25,906 Luke? Ugh. 603 00:35:31,282 --> 00:35:32,702 Where is he? 604 00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:36,334 That reminds me. I got a new act for you to listen to. 605 00:35:36,537 --> 00:35:38,167 - Now? - No time like it. 606 00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:40,792 - Dude, not again... - We're called big pain ticket. 607 00:35:44,295 --> 00:35:47,845 I wanna kiss your apocalypse 608 00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:51,339 wrap you in my Armageddon 609 00:35:51,552 --> 00:35:53,722 sing you a twisted serenade 610 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:56,640 they're good, but I'm worried that chain saw's unsafe. 611 00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:59,269 Dude, the chain saw's, like, the best part. 612 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:07,117 I think I found him. 613 00:36:07,318 --> 00:36:09,568 Angela: Well, he is blond. 614 00:36:12,698 --> 00:36:14,988 Oh, my God, what is she doing here? 615 00:36:16,911 --> 00:36:19,161 I hate teenage desperation. 616 00:36:19,372 --> 00:36:20,702 What are you doing here? 617 00:36:20,915 --> 00:36:23,715 Oh, honey, the prize pig doesn't win the blue ribbon... 618 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:25,508 ...by covering up its third best asset. 619 00:36:25,711 --> 00:36:29,051 A, what does that even mean and, B, did you just call me a pig? 620 00:36:29,257 --> 00:36:31,057 Honey, I saw you making sweet love... 621 00:36:31,259 --> 00:36:33,719 ...to a plate of Swedish meatballs at the snack table. 622 00:36:36,138 --> 00:36:38,258 It's now or never, babe. 623 00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:43,229 - What if she recognizes me? - I'll distract her. Go. 624 00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:45,567 - So was I right or was I right? - You were right. 625 00:36:45,773 --> 00:36:48,613 You have very cool taste. Any more auditions in the men's... 626 00:36:48,818 --> 00:36:50,788 ...and you're fired. 627 00:36:53,781 --> 00:36:57,321 - I know your secret. - Which secret is that? 628 00:36:59,954 --> 00:37:01,454 I heard you sing at school. 629 00:37:01,664 --> 00:37:02,754 You were amazing. 630 00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:04,047 Do I know you? 631 00:37:08,379 --> 00:37:10,959 - I wanna show you something. - What's your name? 632 00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:15,381 Angela, what are you doing? 633 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:18,512 I'd like to make a request. 634 00:37:23,019 --> 00:37:25,809 I will make your night. I promise. 635 00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:27,402 Angela: Miss Van R. 636 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:30,310 Is it true you wanted to be a dancer when you were younger... 637 00:37:30,526 --> 00:37:31,696 ...but were never good enough? 638 00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:34,824 Who told you that? 639 00:37:52,548 --> 00:37:53,958 Gail: Well, now, how lovely. 640 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:57,305 But I've seen better dancing in a Filipino prison, sugar. 641 00:37:57,512 --> 00:37:58,632 Crowd: Oh! 642 00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:03,066 Really? Because I think I just challenged you to a dance battle. 643 00:38:07,396 --> 00:38:10,486 Would Luke Morgan please pick up the white courtesy phone? 644 00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:13,571 Luke Morgan, white courtesy phone. 645 00:38:18,324 --> 00:38:21,074 Luke: Hold on. What is that? Katie: You've never seen a guitar before? 646 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:24,080 You hid a guitar in here. You hiding anything else? 647 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:25,538 Follow me. 648 00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,426 Luke: Oh, wow. 649 00:38:34,882 --> 00:38:40,472 Madam, while your exquisite eyes tell of a radiant, but mischievous beauty... 650 00:38:41,347 --> 00:38:43,187 ...I have grown impatient. 651 00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:47,101 Off with your veil, so that I may know the truth. 652 00:38:48,604 --> 00:38:49,814 Or not. 653 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:55,116 I'm hoping this answers a lot of your questions. 654 00:39:01,325 --> 00:39:04,915 I can see it from the spark in your eyes 655 00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:10,375 you believe in all the things you've denied 656 00:39:10,585 --> 00:39:14,095 you wanna fly and leave your worries behind 657 00:39:14,297 --> 00:39:18,307 don't you? Don't you? 658 00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:23,591 Well, now I'm knocking at your front door 659 00:39:25,391 --> 00:39:29,101 and I'm looking for the right cure 660 00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:33,440 I'm still a little bit unsure 661 00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:36,771 okay, now take off that veil. 662 00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:38,286 Uh-uh. 663 00:42:17,271 --> 00:42:20,231 I think I've blown something. 664 00:42:20,441 --> 00:42:23,111 Does anyone else smell cinnamon? 665 00:42:25,696 --> 00:42:27,286 Gail: Move it, fatso. 666 00:42:28,991 --> 00:42:35,621 You can never tell where this might go 667 00:42:36,332 --> 00:42:39,962 okay, you are blowing my mind. You have to show me who you are. 668 00:42:52,515 --> 00:42:53,935 - We have to go. - What? 669 00:42:54,141 --> 00:42:56,101 - Come. - No, ange. 670 00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:58,850 In the middle of a really big moment right now. 671 00:42:59,063 --> 00:43:01,023 Someone had an accident and went home. 672 00:43:03,484 --> 00:43:04,864 Katie: I'm so sorry. 673 00:43:05,570 --> 00:43:06,820 Wait, you... 674 00:43:07,488 --> 00:43:09,108 Hey. Wait. 675 00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:10,533 But who are you? 676 00:43:10,741 --> 00:43:13,321 Over here. Go, go, go. 677 00:43:21,502 --> 00:43:24,502 - We beat her. - I love you for this. 678 00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,027 Interesting babysitting attire. 679 00:43:45,776 --> 00:43:48,696 I should've known you'd go behind my back again. 680 00:43:49,155 --> 00:43:52,075 And that Paula Abdul wannabe, trying to distract me. 681 00:43:52,408 --> 00:43:54,618 Don't talk about her like that. 682 00:43:56,621 --> 00:43:59,661 Your friend wants to be a choreographer, if memory serves. 683 00:43:59,874 --> 00:44:03,504 She might've made a decent one if she hadn't gotten herself expelled. 684 00:44:03,711 --> 00:44:05,921 Guess she can kiss them Juilliard dreams goodbye. 685 00:44:06,130 --> 00:44:09,210 Look, I'll do whatever you want. Okay? Just leave ange out of this. 686 00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:12,629 That depends if you pull another stunt like tonight, sugar. 687 00:44:13,554 --> 00:44:16,684 - I won't. - I'll be taking this. 688 00:44:23,189 --> 00:44:26,359 Only her eyes were piercing at me through this veil, but her voice... 689 00:44:26,567 --> 00:44:28,617 How hot was the girl on a scale of one to 10? 690 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,690 - An 11. - The hotness scale only goes 10. 691 00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:32,575 Yeah, this girl had love potential. 692 00:44:32,782 --> 00:44:35,072 - Ooh, love. - Shut it. 693 00:44:36,452 --> 00:44:40,582 We are gonna do this for hours until we get it right. Even if it takes hours. 694 00:44:41,582 --> 00:44:45,172 Now, sing like your life depends on it. Because, sugar, it does. 695 00:44:46,254 --> 00:44:47,884 We're recording. 696 00:44:48,172 --> 00:44:49,962 Plug in the Mike 697 00:44:50,174 --> 00:44:51,424 open the curtain 698 00:44:52,009 --> 00:44:53,879 turn on the lights 699 00:44:54,095 --> 00:44:55,805 I'm through rehearsing 700 00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:58,303 - Dang, she's good, man. - Told you, man. 701 00:44:58,516 --> 00:44:59,726 Check this out, all right? 702 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:03,484 Thirty-nine girls in the singing program which means 85 percent... 703 00:45:03,688 --> 00:45:05,488 ...have music during the sixth period. 704 00:45:05,690 --> 00:45:07,520 So your girl's in one of those rooms. 705 00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:09,733 The feeling ignites 706 00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:11,074 I'm in control 707 00:45:11,279 --> 00:45:13,189 oh, cut. Cut. 708 00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:15,246 That was sub-par at best. 709 00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,949 From the top, pretty please. 710 00:45:18,703 --> 00:45:21,953 Girls: Amazing Grace 711 00:45:22,165 --> 00:45:23,705 it's cool, I got this. 712 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:26,256 Ladies, all my single ladies. 713 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:29,420 My boy Luke here has a special favor to ask of you, all right? 714 00:45:29,630 --> 00:45:32,710 He needs vocals for this big show coming up, so... 715 00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:34,475 - My name is... - Luke Morgan. 716 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:37,807 You will put me in the showcase. Oh, yes, you will. 717 00:45:38,306 --> 00:45:41,896 - Maybe I could ask you to sing first? - I am so gonna rock your world. 718 00:45:42,143 --> 00:45:45,433 I love the way you love me, Luke 719 00:45:45,646 --> 00:45:48,236 inside my head every night 720 00:45:48,441 --> 00:45:50,861 you come and kiss me good night 721 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:54,108 whatever you see is what you get 722 00:45:54,322 --> 00:45:56,862 why don't you not suck and do it again, okay? 723 00:45:58,618 --> 00:46:03,168 I wanna be with you forever... 724 00:46:03,372 --> 00:46:06,292 Plumberg: What is going on in here? Disgusting. 725 00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:09,331 You two boys are not in my class. Stop. Wait. 726 00:46:15,384 --> 00:46:18,594 Stop. Wait. Stop. 727 00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:39,988 I got nothing to lose 728 00:46:40,201 --> 00:46:41,321 I've been exposed 729 00:46:41,536 --> 00:46:43,836 I'm paying my dues 730 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,368 playing the role 731 00:46:46,207 --> 00:46:48,337 - oh, really? - We are back where we started. 732 00:46:48,543 --> 00:46:49,623 This is not good. 733 00:46:51,212 --> 00:46:52,962 That's her. That's her voice. 734 00:46:53,172 --> 00:46:55,002 Plumberg: Don't think you can get away from me. 735 00:46:55,216 --> 00:46:57,556 - Step aside. Step aside. - Please. Wait. 736 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,090 Okay. But first, why don't you just both audition for me? 737 00:47:01,305 --> 00:47:02,355 Listen... 738 00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:05,977 Luke, you are the one for me, yes you are 739 00:47:06,185 --> 00:47:07,815 you just don't know it yet 740 00:47:19,699 --> 00:47:23,659 Make you believe in me 741 00:47:23,870 --> 00:47:26,830 I can be what you want me to be 742 00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:30,619 tonight is the night where I make you see 743 00:47:30,835 --> 00:47:34,715 That I can be anything, anything, anything 744 00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:38,762 I'll make you believe in me 745 00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:42,130 I can be what you want me to be 746 00:47:42,346 --> 00:47:45,396 tonight is the night where I make you see 747 00:47:47,226 --> 00:47:49,146 It was you? 748 00:47:49,812 --> 00:47:52,942 - Oh, sorry to interrupt. - Oh, no, honey. Interrupt away. 749 00:47:53,858 --> 00:47:57,698 I didn't think I'd see you. It was killing me. Because I felt like we connected. 750 00:47:59,322 --> 00:48:02,322 Excuse me. Uh, how exactly did you two connect? 751 00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:05,243 Yeah, how did we? I mean, we did? 752 00:48:05,453 --> 00:48:07,623 - Through... - With your lyrics. They just... 753 00:48:08,247 --> 00:48:10,967 - I can't get them out of my head. - My lyrics. Yeah. 754 00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:13,120 Gail: Well, how wonderful. 755 00:48:13,336 --> 00:48:16,506 But, uh, Bev has to prepare for her showcase audition. 756 00:48:16,714 --> 00:48:18,964 Oh, no. She doesn't need to audition. You're in. 757 00:48:20,468 --> 00:48:22,268 Do you wanna grab a bite later? 758 00:48:22,470 --> 00:48:23,550 - Yeah. Plumberg: Wait. 759 00:48:24,472 --> 00:48:25,932 You have a date with detention. 760 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:27,560 Actually, he has a date with me. 761 00:48:27,767 --> 00:48:29,437 Dear me, did I not fire you? 762 00:48:29,644 --> 00:48:32,314 - I have tenure. - One call and you're wearing a paper hat... 763 00:48:32,522 --> 00:48:35,602 ...that says "welcome to McDonald's. How may I take your order?" 764 00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:37,277 - Five calls. - Two calls and text. 765 00:48:37,485 --> 00:48:39,365 Two calls, a text, several long e-mails. 766 00:48:39,570 --> 00:48:42,320 Gail: One text and a tweet. - One text and a re-tweet. 767 00:48:42,532 --> 00:48:44,862 Oh, for God's sakes, go lick a chalkboard. 768 00:48:45,076 --> 00:48:46,536 Fine. 769 00:48:47,328 --> 00:48:48,868 I hate you. 770 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:56,670 Okay. Um, I'd love to write a song with you. Let's talk about it tonight? 771 00:48:56,921 --> 00:48:58,841 - I'd love to. - Okay, you're on. 772 00:49:05,429 --> 00:49:07,009 I've always wanted to write a song. 773 00:49:07,223 --> 00:49:10,393 Maybe I'll write about my skin. They say love tightens your pores. 774 00:49:10,601 --> 00:49:12,021 What rhymes with pores? 775 00:49:12,228 --> 00:49:14,988 Chores. Bores. Sores. 776 00:49:15,189 --> 00:49:17,359 Katie, I've got a new task for you. 777 00:49:17,567 --> 00:49:19,737 Crushing disappointment. 778 00:49:19,944 --> 00:49:23,694 You are gonna write a song for Bev to say she wrote for Luke. 779 00:49:23,990 --> 00:49:25,910 A song about what a good kisser Luke is? 780 00:49:26,117 --> 00:49:27,997 Gail: We can't just give him a song. 781 00:49:28,202 --> 00:49:31,372 He wants to write it with you and you know nothing about music. 782 00:49:31,873 --> 00:49:34,003 Katie, I'm sorry to say... 783 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,708 ...but Bev's gonna need some help keeping your man. 784 00:49:36,919 --> 00:49:38,039 Well, I mean, her man. 785 00:49:51,517 --> 00:49:55,107 Oh, and that silky smooth sound you hit on the high notes, that is just... 786 00:49:55,313 --> 00:49:57,523 It is the sexiest thing I've ever heard. 787 00:49:58,065 --> 00:50:00,825 Silky and sexy. That's good. Ha, ha. 788 00:50:01,027 --> 00:50:04,367 I don't know why, but I was kind of surprised that you were into music. 789 00:50:04,655 --> 00:50:06,285 - Yeah, me too. - What? 790 00:50:06,741 --> 00:50:08,781 I mean, I am. 791 00:50:09,035 --> 00:50:11,785 Are you okay? You keep checking your phone. 792 00:50:12,955 --> 00:50:14,835 Yes. Um... um... 793 00:50:15,374 --> 00:50:19,214 My grandma fell and broke her hip. 794 00:50:19,837 --> 00:50:21,177 So she just sends me updates. 795 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:23,590 - Old people and their cell phones. Luke: Yeah. 796 00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:26,719 - So I just I don't wanna miss anything. - I hope she's okay. 797 00:50:26,928 --> 00:50:27,978 Gail: Thanks. 798 00:50:28,179 --> 00:50:30,389 But, uh, you were right. 799 00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:32,608 I, um... I have been hiding. 800 00:50:33,309 --> 00:50:35,389 - From your dead? - Sorry? 801 00:50:36,479 --> 00:50:37,809 Dad. 802 00:50:38,022 --> 00:50:39,062 Dad? 803 00:50:40,525 --> 00:50:42,325 - Hiding from your dad? - Yes. 804 00:50:43,069 --> 00:50:45,529 You seemed upset that first day that we met. 805 00:50:45,738 --> 00:50:48,858 And I thought maybe your dad had something to do with it. 806 00:50:49,075 --> 00:50:52,285 He wants me to be just like him. And I wanna play music. 807 00:50:52,495 --> 00:50:55,875 I don't wanna be some suit managing musicians. 808 00:50:56,415 --> 00:50:59,925 You feel like he wishes you were a totally different person? 809 00:51:00,503 --> 00:51:03,343 Yes. And sometimes I even wish that. 810 00:51:04,048 --> 00:51:05,798 - Does that sound stupid? - Yes. 811 00:51:06,008 --> 00:51:07,208 Sorry? 812 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,220 I mean, no. 813 00:51:09,428 --> 00:51:10,678 I mean, no. 814 00:51:10,888 --> 00:51:13,848 Luke: So who is your favorite artist? 815 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:17,397 Today, it would have to be moose. 816 00:51:17,603 --> 00:51:18,773 Do you mean muse? 817 00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:21,100 Yeah, muse. That's what I said. 818 00:51:21,858 --> 00:51:22,908 Oh. 819 00:51:23,109 --> 00:51:27,739 But old-school would have to be John Lennon. 820 00:51:27,947 --> 00:51:30,617 Oh, God, I love Lennon. His lyrics are so honest. 821 00:51:31,576 --> 00:51:34,336 His voice was just like an angle. 822 00:51:35,621 --> 00:51:38,121 - An angle? - Yeah. 823 00:51:38,624 --> 00:51:39,964 Learn how to read. 824 00:51:40,168 --> 00:51:43,468 Yeah, it would be like, uh, a right angle, you know. 825 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,921 It would start out at 90 degrees. 826 00:51:46,132 --> 00:51:50,632 And then it would just take you somewhere that you never expected you would go. 827 00:51:53,306 --> 00:51:55,766 - Doesn't really make any sense, does it? - Not at all. 828 00:51:55,975 --> 00:51:58,105 Maybe you could just ask me another question. 829 00:51:58,311 --> 00:52:00,981 I wasn't kidding when I said we should write together. 830 00:52:01,189 --> 00:52:02,519 That's not a question. 831 00:52:03,983 --> 00:52:05,113 Oh, okay. 832 00:52:05,318 --> 00:52:07,988 Um, how about what inspires you to write music? 833 00:52:09,113 --> 00:52:11,153 What inspires me? That's a good question. 834 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:16,125 You know, I would have to say... It would be, um... 835 00:52:17,914 --> 00:52:19,164 Inspiration! 836 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:21,501 Oh. Wow. Ahem. 837 00:52:21,709 --> 00:52:24,129 You know, inspiration is such a deeply, uh... 838 00:52:24,337 --> 00:52:29,717 It's personal. It's, like, kind of indefinable, I guess you could say. 839 00:52:32,512 --> 00:52:35,012 It's just personal. Oh, my God. 840 00:52:35,223 --> 00:52:38,143 - I'm so sorry. Luke: No, you're okay. Um... 841 00:52:38,351 --> 00:52:40,931 Bev: Did it get on your jacket? Oh, I'm so sorry. 842 00:52:41,145 --> 00:52:43,145 Luke: No, you know what? You're fine. It's just... 843 00:52:43,356 --> 00:52:44,526 Oh, no. Uh... 844 00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:48,322 - Is grandma okay? - Uh, no. Um, she has to go to the bathroom. 845 00:52:48,528 --> 00:52:51,408 - Oh, she does tell you everything. Bev: I should go to the bathroom too. 846 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,705 I'll be right back. 847 00:52:58,204 --> 00:53:01,504 What are you doing? Get back out there. This is working like a charm. 848 00:53:01,707 --> 00:53:04,507 What do you want me to do? Send smoke signals? 849 00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:07,920 - No. - Look, you can go back in there, okay? 850 00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:10,500 But you are so in over your head you don't even know it. 851 00:53:10,716 --> 00:53:11,966 No, I'm not. You know what? 852 00:53:12,176 --> 00:53:14,436 I'm so sick of using your words. I don't need you. 853 00:53:14,637 --> 00:53:16,687 I can do this on my own. Luke wants me. 854 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:18,719 I talk good. 855 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:20,897 Hey, good luck. 856 00:53:24,939 --> 00:53:26,849 - Hi. - Sorry. 857 00:53:27,066 --> 00:53:30,826 So let's talk classical music. Who are your favorites? 858 00:53:31,028 --> 00:53:32,068 Mozart. 859 00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:33,943 Beethoven? 860 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,570 Tchaikovsky. You are a swan lake girl, aren't you? 861 00:53:37,285 --> 00:53:40,205 - I have bad news. My grandma croaked. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 862 00:53:40,413 --> 00:53:42,793 - I should go. - Look, if you wanna talk about it, I... 863 00:53:42,999 --> 00:53:46,829 You know, I would prefer to remember my grandma's memory in silence. 864 00:53:51,507 --> 00:53:52,927 Crap. 865 00:54:01,017 --> 00:54:02,227 Mah-meh, mah-meh. 866 00:54:02,435 --> 00:54:05,735 Gail: Victor, if you have stolen my commemorative Gandhi knife again... 867 00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:07,598 ...I will make you into a eunuch. 868 00:54:10,318 --> 00:54:12,578 You were supposed to be watching Victor. 869 00:54:12,778 --> 00:54:15,068 You told me you wanted the chandelier to sparkle. 870 00:54:15,281 --> 00:54:18,781 Now I want you to throw out my facelessness. 871 00:54:36,802 --> 00:54:38,632 Victor, is Bev in? 872 00:54:39,138 --> 00:54:43,468 I'll tell you when you can guess what song I'm playing 873 00:54:43,893 --> 00:54:44,973 is Bev in? 874 00:54:45,186 --> 00:54:46,526 Guess what song! 875 00:54:46,729 --> 00:54:48,809 It doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard! 876 00:54:49,023 --> 00:54:53,363 That's because I don't know how to play! We could be here all day! 877 00:54:53,569 --> 00:54:55,399 Well, I could show you some chords! 878 00:54:57,323 --> 00:55:00,033 - I thought you wanted to see Bev. - Bev can wait a sec. 879 00:55:00,409 --> 00:55:01,529 - Okay. - Yeah? 880 00:55:01,744 --> 00:55:04,124 Now, I'm gonna show you three chords. 881 00:55:04,330 --> 00:55:06,290 - And we're gonna turn it into a song. - Okay. 882 00:55:06,499 --> 00:55:08,159 This is the first chord. 883 00:55:08,793 --> 00:55:10,253 It's an E. 884 00:55:10,545 --> 00:55:12,675 All right. Second chord. 885 00:55:13,506 --> 00:55:15,006 Go to G. Slide it up. 886 00:55:16,384 --> 00:55:17,844 Oh, yeah. Okay. 887 00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:21,052 There we go. Slide it up again. You got an a. 888 00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:23,010 There. We're gonna put it together. 889 00:55:23,224 --> 00:55:24,854 - It's gonna be a whole song. - Okay. 890 00:55:29,689 --> 00:55:30,809 Now. 891 00:55:53,296 --> 00:55:56,386 Very good. You can play, you rascal. 892 00:55:56,591 --> 00:55:59,761 If you practice and with that haircut, you could be a Beatle. 893 00:55:59,969 --> 00:56:02,219 No, the stones are a lot better. 894 00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:06,098 - Luke. - Hey. 895 00:56:06,309 --> 00:56:07,969 Katie: Hi. - I keep running into you here. 896 00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:09,936 But no partial nudity this time. 897 00:56:10,146 --> 00:56:13,196 Um, I didn't know you and Bev had a date today. 898 00:56:13,399 --> 00:56:15,359 Oh, yeah. No, I'm kind of surprising her. 899 00:56:15,568 --> 00:56:17,988 I'll go get her. 900 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:21,280 He's crazy. 901 00:56:21,491 --> 00:56:23,111 So it looks like she lost her head. 902 00:56:23,659 --> 00:56:27,949 Oh. Yeah, it's an artist's rendition of what's going on up there. 903 00:56:29,832 --> 00:56:31,252 You play a Gallagher? 904 00:56:31,918 --> 00:56:32,968 That is so cool. 905 00:56:33,169 --> 00:56:35,079 - You know guitars. - No. Uh-uh. 906 00:56:37,173 --> 00:56:40,343 I mean, yeah, a little. Not really. 907 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,680 Yeah, I know. I like the way the, um... The Rosewood holds the, uh... 908 00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:49,601 - The notes. - Notes. 909 00:56:50,061 --> 00:56:51,101 Notes, yeah. Um... 910 00:56:52,688 --> 00:56:56,188 You always seem to disappear. I really wish you wouldn't. 911 00:56:57,318 --> 00:56:58,938 You're actually quite cool. 912 00:56:59,737 --> 00:57:00,787 You think I'm cool? 913 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:05,745 Luke. Hi. 914 00:57:05,952 --> 00:57:06,992 - What a surprise. - Um... 915 00:57:07,203 --> 00:57:10,043 - Oh, God, I love your skinny jeans. - Oh, thank you. Uh... 916 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,330 I brought my guitar. We could write that song. 917 00:57:13,543 --> 00:57:15,293 - Awesome. Yeah. - Okay. 918 00:57:15,503 --> 00:57:18,883 Oh, yeah. I guess I gotta go disappear. 919 00:57:19,465 --> 00:57:22,805 And can you just wait in there for one minute? 920 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:24,800 Thanks. 921 00:57:33,646 --> 00:57:35,776 - I need your new song. - What? I'm not done yet. 922 00:57:35,982 --> 00:57:37,272 Give me what you have so far. 923 00:57:37,483 --> 00:57:39,693 - Come on. - Don't break my heart. 924 00:57:39,902 --> 00:57:41,692 I will break more than that. 925 00:57:41,904 --> 00:57:43,654 - No, that's the Lyric. - What? 926 00:57:44,448 --> 00:57:45,488 That's it? 927 00:57:45,825 --> 00:57:49,285 You have had forever to work on this. Oh, my God, you're giving me a twitch. 928 00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:52,665 Fine. 929 00:57:57,336 --> 00:57:58,386 Bev: Victor? 930 00:57:58,588 --> 00:58:00,178 - Victor. - Victor. 931 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,800 Bev: I know you're there. 932 00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:13,317 You're trespassing and you've just entered a world of hurt. 933 00:58:13,519 --> 00:58:15,979 Yeah, well, I know all about your surveillance crap, Victor. 934 00:58:16,189 --> 00:58:18,689 Your cameras hidden in every nook and cranny, I know. 935 00:58:18,941 --> 00:58:21,901 - What kinds of nooks and crannies? - You can't prove anything. 936 00:58:22,111 --> 00:58:25,071 Well, I won't tell mom if you do me a favor. 937 00:58:26,032 --> 00:58:27,912 I need Katie to talk to me with no one knowing. 938 00:58:28,117 --> 00:58:30,247 - No one can hear her. She can hear me. - Don't. 939 00:58:30,453 --> 00:58:33,203 - Is it possible? - Say no. 940 00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:35,870 You've come to the right man. 941 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:38,792 Watch and learn, ladies. 942 00:58:46,969 --> 00:58:48,379 I can hide a Mike anywhere. 943 00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:50,220 Mom swallowed one. 944 00:58:50,431 --> 00:58:52,721 And you don't wanna hear the live feed, trust me. 945 00:58:52,934 --> 00:58:54,224 Oh, this is insane. 946 00:58:54,727 --> 00:58:56,067 I guarantee my work. 947 00:58:56,354 --> 00:58:58,194 - Hey, Victor, set up Katie. - Okay. 948 00:58:58,397 --> 00:59:00,197 Here you go, Katie. 949 00:59:01,442 --> 00:59:03,192 I put this in my ear? 950 00:59:03,402 --> 00:59:06,442 You put it on your ear and you talk. 951 00:59:07,907 --> 00:59:10,247 Well, you are ugly, you could probably fit all it in there. 952 00:59:10,952 --> 00:59:12,912 Luke, I'm so sorry. 953 00:59:13,162 --> 00:59:15,542 I have to give Katie a sisterly talk, you know. 954 00:59:15,748 --> 00:59:17,618 She's so high-maintenance. Ha, ha. 955 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:19,794 Anyway, well, where were we? 956 00:59:20,002 --> 00:59:21,332 Uh, well, we hadn't started. 957 00:59:21,546 --> 00:59:23,546 - Perfect. Let's start. Katie: Bev. 958 00:59:23,756 --> 00:59:25,216 Uh, Bev, hey, can you hear me? 959 00:59:25,424 --> 00:59:26,594 What do you wanna start with? 960 00:59:26,801 --> 00:59:27,841 - Katie: Bev? - Yes. 961 00:59:28,052 --> 00:59:30,182 - What? - What? Ha. 962 00:59:30,388 --> 00:59:32,308 Luke: You wanna sing and I'll play Harmony? 963 00:59:32,515 --> 00:59:34,725 Uh, no. I was thinking maybe you could sing... 964 00:59:34,934 --> 00:59:37,144 ...and I could give you some lyrics that I wrote. 965 00:59:37,353 --> 00:59:38,733 Luke: That sounds good, okay. 966 00:59:38,938 --> 00:59:41,068 - I... um... Bev: I'll just write them down. 967 00:59:41,274 --> 00:59:42,864 They are, um... um... 968 00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:45,780 Don't break my heart. 969 00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:47,867 Don't break my heart. 970 00:59:49,115 --> 00:59:50,825 Before I give it to you. 971 00:59:51,159 --> 00:59:52,619 Before I give it to you. 972 00:59:52,827 --> 00:59:55,287 Don't break my heart before I give it to you, okay. 973 00:59:55,580 --> 00:59:58,500 Katie: Don't tell me no. - Don't tell me no. 974 00:59:59,959 --> 01:00:01,329 Before I ask you to. 975 01:00:01,544 --> 01:00:03,174 Bev: Before I ask you to. 976 01:00:03,379 --> 01:00:05,209 Don't tell me no, before I ask you to. 977 01:00:05,423 --> 01:00:06,883 - Yeah. - That's good. Um... 978 01:00:07,216 --> 01:00:08,266 Thanks. 979 01:00:08,467 --> 01:00:10,427 Luke: Don't break my heart. 980 01:00:13,556 --> 01:00:14,806 Luke: More? 981 01:00:15,016 --> 01:00:16,316 Don't say it doesn't fit. 982 01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:18,147 Don't say it doesn't fit. 983 01:00:18,644 --> 01:00:20,104 Before you try it on. 984 01:00:20,313 --> 01:00:21,773 Before you try it on. 985 01:00:21,981 --> 01:00:24,521 Don't say it doesn't fit before you try it on. 986 01:00:24,734 --> 01:00:25,824 Bev: Try it on. 987 01:00:26,027 --> 01:00:27,907 - I like it. - Thanks. Ha, ha. 988 01:00:29,238 --> 01:00:32,608 Um, there's too much to lose. 989 01:00:32,825 --> 01:00:35,285 - There's so much to lose. Katie: Too much to lose. 990 01:00:35,495 --> 01:00:37,285 Too much to lose. 991 01:00:37,497 --> 01:00:39,127 Katie: To be wrong. - To be wrong. 992 01:00:39,332 --> 01:00:43,872 Too much to lose to be wrong. 993 01:00:44,086 --> 01:00:46,796 - Yeah. That's good. Bev: Yeah. 994 01:00:47,465 --> 01:00:48,505 More? You got any more? 995 01:00:48,716 --> 01:00:51,556 Bev: Yeah. - And it feels like there's something here. 996 01:00:52,178 --> 01:00:55,058 Bev: And it feels like there's something here. 997 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,350 And it feels like there's something here. 998 01:00:57,558 --> 01:01:00,768 But I wanna see it before it disappears. 999 01:01:01,229 --> 01:01:04,599 But I wanna see it before it disappears. 1000 01:01:07,777 --> 01:01:08,987 - Yeah. Bev: Do you like that? 1001 01:01:10,446 --> 01:01:13,366 And if there's something real between me and you. 1002 01:01:13,699 --> 01:01:17,409 Bev: And if there's something real between me and you. 1003 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:21,950 Luke: If there's something real between... - or are we both open to? 1004 01:01:25,878 --> 01:01:29,668 Don't break my heart before I give it to you 1005 01:01:30,675 --> 01:01:34,345 don't tell me no before I ask you to 1006 01:01:35,513 --> 01:01:39,473 don't say it doesn't fit before you try it on 1007 01:01:39,684 --> 01:01:43,314 there's too much to lose to be wrong 1008 01:01:44,647 --> 01:01:48,067 and it feels like there's something here 1009 01:01:49,402 --> 01:01:53,942 but I wanna see it before it disappears 1010 01:01:54,157 --> 01:01:58,877 and if there's something real between me and you 1011 01:01:59,078 --> 01:02:03,038 well, are we both open to 1012 01:02:03,249 --> 01:02:07,379 all these possibilities 1013 01:02:07,587 --> 01:02:12,217 so many little possibilities 1014 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,100 Katie: Who wants pie? Both: Ugh! 1015 01:02:26,772 --> 01:02:29,232 Sorry. Um, I was just gonna go get some pie and thinking: 1016 01:02:29,442 --> 01:02:33,532 "Why should I get pie for myself? There might be other people that want some pie." 1017 01:02:33,779 --> 01:02:34,819 I want pie. 1018 01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:37,911 No, Katie, there's no pie needs here at the moment. Thank you. 1019 01:02:38,117 --> 01:02:39,247 You know what? I should go. 1020 01:02:39,452 --> 01:02:42,542 Um, I've got some acts to finalize for the showcase so I'll, uh... 1021 01:02:42,747 --> 01:02:45,587 We were singing. And we were doing things. 1022 01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,751 And it was amazing. All of it. 1023 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,380 And I'll catch you later, okay? 1024 01:02:50,838 --> 01:02:52,038 Okay, I'll walk you out. 1025 01:02:52,256 --> 01:02:54,136 - Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1026 01:03:24,664 --> 01:03:25,954 What are you doing in my bed? 1027 01:03:26,165 --> 01:03:31,425 While waiting for you, I meditated so strenuously that I fell asleep. 1028 01:03:31,629 --> 01:03:35,589 Mr. Victor, time for your weekly meditation. 1029 01:03:36,217 --> 01:03:40,977 Today, we are working on, uh, silence and potty training. 1030 01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:43,220 Gail: Oh, sit. 1031 01:03:44,725 --> 01:03:45,895 I said sit. 1032 01:03:46,102 --> 01:03:49,352 What in the name of Bhuvaneshwari? 1033 01:03:53,276 --> 01:03:54,526 Holy cow. 1034 01:03:54,735 --> 01:03:57,865 Uh, a bottle of wine ago, I was gonna be sweet as sugar... 1035 01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:02,822 ...and apologize for living up to the stereotype of step-motherhood. 1036 01:04:03,035 --> 01:04:04,205 Dumb. 1037 01:04:04,453 --> 01:04:09,213 You know, by making you watch my real daughter steal the boy you like... 1038 01:04:09,417 --> 01:04:10,757 ...and the song you wrote. 1039 01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:12,465 You're saying you're sorry? 1040 01:04:12,670 --> 01:04:15,210 Oh, bless your heart. No, no, no. 1041 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:21,260 I came to my senses and I realized it was better to just tell you the truth. 1042 01:04:22,763 --> 01:04:24,893 You are never gonna amount to anything. 1043 01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:27,219 My mom is a beyotch. 1044 01:04:27,435 --> 01:04:30,235 And you're a sneaky, sneaky spy, Mr. Victor. 1045 01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:31,858 How many cameras do you have? 1046 01:04:32,064 --> 01:04:34,734 Enough to know your accent's faker than my mom's soul. 1047 01:04:34,942 --> 01:04:38,402 Oh, and don't get the dumb idea to throw that showcase. 1048 01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:39,903 Because I talked to a lawyer. 1049 01:04:40,114 --> 01:04:44,744 And he found a loophole that allows me to access that money your daddy left you... 1050 01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:47,492 ...should I need it for a medical reason. 1051 01:04:47,705 --> 01:04:50,545 You know, hello, longer legs. 1052 01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:54,420 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you go... - I'll sing for Bev. Don't worry. 1053 01:04:54,879 --> 01:04:56,879 Well, that was easier than I thought. 1054 01:04:57,089 --> 01:04:58,919 Now, go and make me a vodka tonic. 1055 01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:00,673 Hold the tonic. 1056 01:05:10,353 --> 01:05:12,353 Her reign of terror's gotta stop. 1057 01:05:12,563 --> 01:05:14,063 I'm in. What do we do? 1058 01:05:14,273 --> 01:05:16,113 Look, there's nothing you can do. 1059 01:05:16,776 --> 01:05:19,116 If you try to help, it's just gonna make it worse. 1060 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,280 That woman is a demon spawned from darkness itself. 1061 01:05:22,490 --> 01:05:23,820 I wish she'd go straight back to... 1062 01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:25,783 Hello, Ms. Gail. 1063 01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:29,373 Have you, uh, released your mind from the shackles of thinking today? 1064 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:31,500 - I'm working on it. - Very good. 1065 01:05:31,749 --> 01:05:34,499 - How was your meditation? Gail: I hate you. 1066 01:05:34,836 --> 01:05:37,086 Very good. You look pretty. 1067 01:05:37,296 --> 01:05:39,006 I know. 1068 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:43,475 That broad ain't getting away with ruining your life. 1069 01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:45,308 I'm pooping in her bed tonight. 1070 01:05:45,513 --> 01:05:48,303 Victor, I thought you hated me. 1071 01:05:48,516 --> 01:05:49,566 Are you an idiot? 1072 01:05:49,767 --> 01:05:51,897 You're the only person who knows my birthday. 1073 01:05:52,103 --> 01:05:53,933 The only one who says goodnight to me. 1074 01:05:54,146 --> 01:05:56,946 The only one who makes me Mac and cheese. 1075 01:05:57,150 --> 01:05:58,860 You're annoying and ugly... 1076 01:05:59,068 --> 01:06:00,478 ...but I sort of love you. 1077 01:06:02,905 --> 01:06:04,535 I sort of love you too. 1078 01:06:05,158 --> 01:06:09,628 But just promise me you're not gonna do anything, okay? 1079 01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:11,659 - You too. - Oh, come on. 1080 01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:13,753 - Just... no... ple... - Just... no. Just... 1081 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:15,468 - No. Tony. - Just one... 1082 01:06:16,377 --> 01:06:17,717 Okay. 1083 01:06:17,962 --> 01:06:22,382 All right. Well, now I get to go fold Bev's delicates. 1084 01:06:37,899 --> 01:06:41,519 - Have you ever heard of knocking? - Ever heard of I don't care? 1085 01:06:41,777 --> 01:06:43,907 Where'd you put my blue blouse? 1086 01:06:44,113 --> 01:06:46,203 Oh, okay. 1087 01:06:46,407 --> 01:06:48,917 Okay, which one of these do you like better? 1088 01:06:49,827 --> 01:06:53,747 - You actually want my opinion? - God, I know. What's wrong with me? 1089 01:06:54,707 --> 01:06:58,547 You know how you're a bitch and I act like I don't care, but truth is I'm sensitive? 1090 01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:01,253 - Actually... - I need someone to talk to like a sister... 1091 01:07:01,464 --> 01:07:03,384 ...and you're better than nothing. 1092 01:07:04,842 --> 01:07:09,262 I'm nervous about tonight. Oh, my God, why did I just tell you that? 1093 01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:13,260 I don't know. 1094 01:07:13,601 --> 01:07:15,811 It's like my whole body is freaking out. 1095 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:17,060 I have hives on my butt. 1096 01:07:17,271 --> 01:07:19,731 I can't tell mom and I can't talk to Luke about it. 1097 01:07:19,941 --> 01:07:21,191 He'll say something like: 1098 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,360 "Oh, one minute you're talented and we're connecting... 1099 01:07:24,570 --> 01:07:27,740 ...and the next minute you're self-involved and histrionic." 1100 01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:31,199 - What does that even mean? I hate history. - He said that? 1101 01:07:33,037 --> 01:07:36,877 Listen, toadie, he's not falling for you, he's falling for me. 1102 01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,753 I just don't know who me is anymore. 1103 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,210 Why are you nervous? You're not really singing. 1104 01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:44,460 All you have to do is stand there and look pretty. 1105 01:07:46,050 --> 01:07:48,880 Have you ever thought about how that makes me feel? 1106 01:07:49,679 --> 01:07:51,089 You have talent. 1107 01:07:51,305 --> 01:07:54,815 You could go on American idol and forget about the rest of us. 1108 01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:57,389 This is, like, my only chance. 1109 01:07:58,104 --> 01:07:59,774 Pretty doesn't last very long. 1110 01:07:59,981 --> 01:08:01,941 Just look at mom. 1111 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,230 You think I'm talented? 1112 01:08:07,029 --> 01:08:09,149 If you tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it. 1113 01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:12,325 Wear the blue blouse. 1114 01:08:12,535 --> 01:08:14,495 It makes your eyes pop. 1115 01:08:17,623 --> 01:08:18,833 This better work. 1116 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:21,677 Because if I go down, you're go down with me. 1117 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,270 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, my party people? 1118 01:08:38,477 --> 01:08:41,527 Yeah. All right, all right, all right. Let's get this show started. 1119 01:08:41,731 --> 01:08:45,691 Welcome to the stage, my boy, my British biscuit and y'all's host for the night... 1120 01:08:45,902 --> 01:08:48,362 ...Luke Morgan. 1121 01:08:50,990 --> 01:08:53,990 Are you amped for the Wellesley Academy of the Arts showcase? 1122 01:08:55,536 --> 01:08:59,626 Good. Because we have Mickey O'Malley spinning tonight. 1123 01:09:03,544 --> 01:09:09,634 So let's get this party started with Big Pain Ticket. 1124 01:09:19,393 --> 01:09:23,103 I wanna kiss your Apocalypse 1125 01:09:23,314 --> 01:09:26,364 wrap you in my Armageddon 1126 01:09:26,567 --> 01:09:30,037 sing you a Twisted Serenade 1127 01:09:30,238 --> 01:09:33,328 we can run away together 1128 01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:46,210 Hello, Guy. So glad you could make it. 1129 01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:49,420 My two A&R guys, Tom and, uh, Tom. 1130 01:09:50,007 --> 01:09:51,347 Uh, did I miss your big lineup? 1131 01:09:51,551 --> 01:09:55,091 You're just in time. And I know you'll love the closing act. She's amazing. 1132 01:09:55,304 --> 01:09:56,974 Well, I expect nothing less. 1133 01:09:57,181 --> 01:10:02,391 Oh, yeah. Nothing and less are definitely two words I'd use to describe it. 1134 01:10:02,603 --> 01:10:05,193 Why don't I show you and the Toms to the VIP section? 1135 01:10:05,398 --> 01:10:08,908 Katie, go help Bev with her makeup, please. 1136 01:10:09,110 --> 01:10:10,730 - Okay. - Now. 1137 01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:12,905 This way, please, come on. 1138 01:10:13,114 --> 01:10:15,204 What a lovely suit. 1139 01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:20,837 Move it. 1140 01:10:21,038 --> 01:10:23,408 Hey. Out of the way. Out of the way. Michael. Michael. 1141 01:10:23,624 --> 01:10:25,834 I have to announce what's next. I'll see you at the end. 1142 01:10:26,043 --> 01:10:27,923 Guy. Tom. Tom. 1143 01:10:28,546 --> 01:10:29,966 I'll be right back. 1144 01:10:32,466 --> 01:10:33,716 Good to see you. 1145 01:10:33,926 --> 01:10:35,806 Nice suit. 1146 01:10:42,643 --> 01:10:46,103 What was that back there? This is your last chance to get it right. 1147 01:10:46,772 --> 01:10:49,232 Unless you wanna see Angela's Juilliard dreams go bye-bye. 1148 01:10:49,442 --> 01:10:53,782 Is that what you wanna be? A little dwarfish Asian girl's dream crusher, huh? 1149 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:55,028 - Do you? - No. No. 1150 01:10:55,239 --> 01:10:58,069 No? No? No? Then focus! 1151 01:11:03,581 --> 01:11:06,211 - Look, Ange, you... - Gail's been threatening me too. 1152 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,467 That's why you're doing what she wants. 1153 01:11:08,794 --> 01:11:11,094 - To protect me. - Ange. 1154 01:11:11,672 --> 01:11:13,592 You're my best friend. 1155 01:11:13,799 --> 01:11:16,219 Look, I'd do anything for you. 1156 01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:28,527 Okay. 1157 01:11:30,775 --> 01:11:35,325 So we're gonna take it up a notch with Jason Berkeley and the Funky Funk. 1158 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,200 Scratch that. 1159 01:11:42,411 --> 01:11:45,241 Um, here are my boys, the Oral Majority. 1160 01:11:54,006 --> 01:11:56,426 I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain 1161 01:11:56,634 --> 01:12:00,554 cleaning up my life from the mess you made, oh, oh 1162 01:12:03,349 --> 01:12:04,679 Gail: Move it. Guy. 1163 01:12:04,892 --> 01:12:09,022 This is just the boring appetizer. The real showstopper's up next. 1164 01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,690 Guy: Ah! Gail: Oh! 1165 01:12:10,898 --> 01:12:13,728 You okay, Mr. Morgan? Here, let me get that for you. 1166 01:12:15,194 --> 01:12:16,364 Well, it had better be. 1167 01:12:16,571 --> 01:12:17,741 I have to pee. 1168 01:12:17,947 --> 01:12:21,207 Oh, I will take you to the pee, Mr. Victor. 1169 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,950 Sorry. 1170 01:12:26,414 --> 01:12:28,874 So keep on knocking, knocking, knocking 1171 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:34,043 but, baby, you're better off walking 'cause I ain't gonna let you in 1172 01:12:34,755 --> 01:12:36,885 never again 1173 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:40,131 no, not again 1174 01:12:40,344 --> 01:12:42,684 never again 1175 01:12:42,889 --> 01:12:46,179 no, not again 1176 01:12:51,022 --> 01:12:52,312 My brothers, yeah! 1177 01:12:52,523 --> 01:12:53,943 Luke: Okay. 1178 01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:56,445 You guys having a good time? 1179 01:12:56,986 --> 01:13:01,406 Let's keep it going with Beverly van Ravensway. 1180 01:13:13,503 --> 01:13:15,713 Plug in the mike 1181 01:13:15,922 --> 01:13:17,172 Open the curtain 1182 01:13:17,381 --> 01:13:18,751 Turn on the lights 1183 01:13:19,550 --> 01:13:20,920 I'm through rehearsing 1184 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,185 The feeling ignites 1185 01:13:23,387 --> 01:13:24,437 I'm in control 1186 01:13:24,639 --> 01:13:28,719 The crowd's in the palm of my hand all my fans stand 1187 01:13:28,935 --> 01:13:32,315 What is the truth? What's an illusion? 1188 01:13:32,522 --> 01:13:36,192 You're searching for proof but are you certain? 1189 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,940 Whatever you see is what you get 1190 01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:43,904 If words paint a picture then I bet you I can get you, yeah 1191 01:13:44,116 --> 01:13:48,286 I'll make you believe in me 1192 01:13:48,496 --> 01:13:51,706 I can be what you want me to be 1193 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:55,296 Tonight is the night where I'll make you see 1194 01:13:55,503 --> 01:13:59,173 That I can be anything, anything, anything 1195 01:13:59,382 --> 01:14:03,762 I'll make you believe in me 1196 01:14:03,970 --> 01:14:05,380 I can be what you want... 1197 01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:10,353 Katie: Give me... 1198 01:14:17,024 --> 01:14:21,114 I'm so sorry, my Mike... My Mike isn't working. 1199 01:14:21,529 --> 01:14:24,029 Uh, excuse me. 1200 01:14:26,868 --> 01:14:29,038 I don't know. Give me that. Give me that. 1201 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:38,418 How dare you sabotage your mother, you rotten, rotten little boy? 1202 01:14:38,629 --> 01:14:41,169 You, give me that. It doesn't matter. 1203 01:14:41,382 --> 01:14:44,052 - We'll do it live. - What? What? 1204 01:14:45,428 --> 01:14:47,398 Ha. My mike is broken. I'm so sorry. 1205 01:14:52,143 --> 01:14:53,103 Here. 1206 01:14:54,687 --> 01:14:56,107 What? 1207 01:14:56,314 --> 01:14:57,944 Stay. 1208 01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:04,243 No, no, no. You gotta get out of here. 1209 01:15:04,614 --> 01:15:07,914 You're about to sing for Bev. Why are you about to sing for Bev? 1210 01:15:08,868 --> 01:15:09,918 She can't sing. 1211 01:15:13,956 --> 01:15:15,416 My mike. 1212 01:15:16,334 --> 01:15:17,544 Bev: Come on. 1213 01:15:17,752 --> 01:15:19,672 Hey. All of you, keep playing. 1214 01:15:20,338 --> 01:15:22,098 Keep playing, you idiots. 1215 01:15:22,298 --> 01:15:24,558 It was your voice the whole time? Bev never sang at all? 1216 01:15:26,219 --> 01:15:29,549 And she's about to not sing for a whole bunch of people, so please... 1217 01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:32,934 And on the dates, that... that was you. 1218 01:15:37,396 --> 01:15:39,526 I got nothing to lose 1219 01:15:40,024 --> 01:15:41,364 I've been exposed 1220 01:15:41,567 --> 01:15:43,657 I'm paying my dues 1221 01:15:43,861 --> 01:15:44,981 Playing the role 1222 01:15:45,196 --> 01:15:47,536 I'm breaking the rules 1223 01:15:47,740 --> 01:15:48,900 Flow in the flow 1224 01:15:49,116 --> 01:15:50,286 My camera! 1225 01:15:50,493 --> 01:15:53,033 I got the whole world nodding, yes like some bobble-heads 1226 01:15:53,246 --> 01:15:54,626 I'll break a sweat 1227 01:15:55,790 --> 01:15:56,830 If you want it 1228 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:59,081 Confess all your sins 1229 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:00,583 You know you got 'em 1230 01:16:00,795 --> 01:16:03,005 The room's in a spin 1231 01:16:03,214 --> 01:16:04,254 The fever's pitched 1232 01:16:04,465 --> 01:16:06,425 - You gotta go. Come on, get out there. Katie: Aah! 1233 01:16:06,634 --> 01:16:08,304 I'm legit, I'm no counterfeit 1234 01:16:08,511 --> 01:16:12,931 I'll make you believe in me 1235 01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,890 I can be what you want me to be 1236 01:16:16,102 --> 01:16:19,732 Tonight is the night where I make you see 1237 01:16:19,939 --> 01:16:23,519 That I can be anything, anything, anything 1238 01:16:23,734 --> 01:16:28,034 I'll make you believe in me 1239 01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:29,449 I can be what you want me to be 1240 01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:32,457 Hey! Shut that camera down! Now! 1241 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:35,080 Tonight is the night where I make you see 1242 01:16:35,288 --> 01:16:39,128 That I can be anything, anything, anything 1243 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,423 You want from me 1244 01:16:47,884 --> 01:16:49,674 That's what I'm talking about. 1245 01:16:51,512 --> 01:16:53,972 Shut the power down. Shut it down. Just... 1246 01:16:57,185 --> 01:16:59,525 Not so fast, jerk-nuts. 1247 01:17:02,857 --> 01:17:04,197 Hey. Clear. 1248 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,690 Luke: Sing something else. Crowd: We want more! We want more! 1249 01:17:09,906 --> 01:17:11,206 Like what? 1250 01:17:11,491 --> 01:17:13,321 The demo you snuck my dad. I heard it. 1251 01:17:13,534 --> 01:17:15,284 Angela: Yeah, do it! Luke: Do it! 1252 01:17:15,495 --> 01:17:20,835 Crowd: We want more! We want more! We want more! 1253 01:17:23,628 --> 01:17:25,588 Okay, follow my lead, guys. 1254 01:17:33,304 --> 01:17:37,304 There's a little secret I would like to tell you 1255 01:17:40,394 --> 01:17:45,064 There's a book of lies I know they'll try to sell you 1256 01:17:46,275 --> 01:17:49,825 And they'll try and they'll try to convince you to buy 1257 01:17:50,029 --> 01:17:51,529 You need them 1258 01:17:53,491 --> 01:17:56,871 So the next time you're down look inside, not around 1259 01:17:57,078 --> 01:18:00,208 I can dress myself 1260 01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:03,334 There's no need for someone's help 1261 01:18:03,543 --> 01:18:05,123 There's no one to blame 1262 01:18:05,336 --> 01:18:11,056 There's no one to save you but yourself 1263 01:18:11,259 --> 01:18:14,509 I can justify 1264 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:17,640 All the mistakes in my life 1265 01:18:17,849 --> 01:18:21,019 It's taught me to be, it's given to me 1266 01:18:21,227 --> 01:18:23,567 And I'll survive 1267 01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:26,941 'Cause I have blessed myself 1268 01:18:28,401 --> 01:18:35,241 Do you ever wonder how anything can make you cry? 1269 01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:39,079 Have yourself discover 1270 01:18:39,287 --> 01:18:46,257 That the pain you feel is the pain that you deny 1271 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,670 You can bless yourself 1272 01:18:49,881 --> 01:18:52,761 There's no need for someone else 1273 01:18:52,967 --> 01:19:00,357 There's no one to blame, there's no one to save you but yourself 1274 01:19:00,558 --> 01:19:03,728 I can justify 1275 01:19:03,936 --> 01:19:06,856 All the mistakes in my life 1276 01:19:07,064 --> 01:19:10,114 It's taught me to be, it's given to me 1277 01:19:10,318 --> 01:19:12,788 And I'll survive 1278 01:19:12,987 --> 01:19:15,747 'Cause I have blessed myself 1279 01:19:33,216 --> 01:19:34,886 Announcer: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 1280 01:19:35,092 --> 01:19:38,472 We hope you enjoyed the Wellesley Academy of Arts showcase. 1281 01:19:38,679 --> 01:19:41,219 Angela: Oh, my God, you were so good. 1282 01:19:41,599 --> 01:19:43,889 Who are you? You're like a freaking rock star. 1283 01:19:44,101 --> 01:19:46,141 Are you kidding me? Man, she likes you... 1284 01:19:57,406 --> 01:20:00,326 So, what did he say? Is he mad? 1285 01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:02,165 Yeah. He's pretty ticked off... 1286 01:20:02,370 --> 01:20:06,120 ...that I'm not already making the next big album for Kensington records. 1287 01:20:08,084 --> 01:20:09,874 Oh. Which album? 1288 01:20:10,753 --> 01:20:11,793 Your album. 1289 01:20:13,464 --> 01:20:15,464 - Are you kidding me? - No. 1290 01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:19,551 - You're... you're serious? - Uh-huh. 1291 01:20:21,764 --> 01:20:23,054 Victor: Go for it. 1292 01:20:23,266 --> 01:20:25,686 We're making an album. And we're writing it together. 1293 01:20:26,227 --> 01:20:28,237 Mickey: Yeah! Yeah! Angela: I'm so happy. 1294 01:20:28,437 --> 01:20:30,197 Tony: You know, I sing too. 1295 01:20:30,398 --> 01:20:34,028 I can do a whole monologue album. Incredible. Hey, congratulations. 1296 01:20:34,235 --> 01:20:38,695 - Yo, blow it up. Boom. Mickey: I'm your boy. Call me up. 1297 01:20:38,906 --> 01:20:42,326 Luke: Yeah. Yeah, he's really good at guitars. He's a kook. 1298 01:20:57,049 --> 01:20:58,589 Guy! Wait! 1299 01:20:58,801 --> 01:21:02,261 - What now, Gail? More lies? - Well, everyone lies in this business. 1300 01:21:02,471 --> 01:21:03,511 It's called spin. 1301 01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:05,470 So Bev can't sing. 1302 01:21:05,683 --> 01:21:07,393 That didn't stop Jessica Simpson. 1303 01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:11,192 Well, we'll see what the school board thinks when I give them a ring, shall we? 1304 01:21:11,564 --> 01:21:14,314 How dare you? Teaching is my life. 1305 01:21:14,525 --> 01:21:16,445 Give it up, mom. 1306 01:21:18,654 --> 01:21:20,114 Gail: Guy! 1307 01:21:21,449 --> 01:21:25,119 I will have my Nirvana moment. 1308 01:21:25,369 --> 01:21:29,079 I'll make you believe in me 1309 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:33,625 I can be what you want me to be 1310 01:21:33,836 --> 01:21:36,426 oh, come on. Look alive, people. I'm a star. 1311 01:21:36,631 --> 01:21:38,171 Let's try this again. 1312 01:21:38,382 --> 01:21:40,212 I'll make you believe... 1313 01:21:41,802 --> 01:21:44,552 Oh, no. You want a piece of me? 1314 01:22:10,206 --> 01:22:12,466 Hey. Clear. 1315 01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:30,260 Run this town tonight 1316 01:22:30,476 --> 01:22:32,816 where's breakfast...? Sorry. 1317 01:23:14,729 --> 01:23:17,269 I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain 1318 01:23:17,481 --> 01:23:20,361 I'm cleaning up my life from the mess you made, oh, oh 1319 01:23:25,323 --> 01:23:28,863 - Katie, are you wearing a doormat? - Welcome. 1320 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:37,371 Thanks. Now the pants. 1321 01:23:42,548 --> 01:23:46,838 And then it would just take you somewhere that you never expected you would go. 1322 01:23:51,265 --> 01:23:54,225 You wanna hear the monologue from My Fair Lady? 1323 01:23:54,435 --> 01:23:56,605 Oy, mate, oy. 1324 01:24:16,082 --> 01:24:17,912 I love my life. 1325 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:20,295 Call me. Hello? 1326 01:24:42,775 --> 01:24:45,985 Luke: Yeah. You like it? You like it? Yeah.