1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:04,169 [jazz music] 2 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:11,010 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,053 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:20,085 --> 00:00:21,653 - From 5 00:00:21,687 --> 00:00:23,757 at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, 6 00:00:23,789 --> 00:00:28,027 here's our host, 7 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:31,097 [cheers and applause] 8 00:00:39,805 --> 00:00:41,274 - Welcome to "Fool Us." 9 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:44,009 You might think bringing 10 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,677 to try and fool Penn and Teller 11 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,880 in their own theater 12 00:00:46,912 --> 00:00:49,615 is like leading a lamb 13 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:52,752 But there's nothing I love 14 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,387 on a magician's face 15 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:57,590 when they pull the wool 16 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,893 So let's bring out 17 00:01:00,926 --> 00:01:02,795 Penn and Teller! 18 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,864 [cheers and applause] 19 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,846 Remember, if a magician fools 20 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:21,381 they win a slot in their show, 21 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,849 a "Fool Us" trophy, 22 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,385 and international 23 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,787 Take a look at tonight's 24 00:01:30,456 --> 00:01:32,558 - A good magician 25 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:34,394 that no one else 26 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:36,829 That's been my philosophy 27 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:39,865 My first job when I was 13 28 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:43,503 I took a bus four hours 29 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,239 just so I can learn 30 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:48,108 I wanna be the best 31 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:51,343 I've even broken 32 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,947 but I'm still working towards 33 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:56,382 being the world's 34 00:01:56,415 --> 00:01:58,418 Tonight, I wanna fool 35 00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:00,686 I've never worked so hard 36 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:03,856 There's been sleepless nights 37 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,659 It's been an obsession 38 00:02:06,692 --> 00:02:10,530 I've done the work, 39 00:02:10,562 --> 00:02:13,532 [cheers and applause] 40 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:16,969 - Joined by two random 41 00:02:17,002 --> 00:02:21,540 please welcome the fitz-magic 42 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,575 - Thank you. 43 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,677 For the past five years, 44 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:27,980 my team and I have spent 45 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:30,984 and countless hours 46 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:33,186 that allows me 47 00:02:33,218 --> 00:02:34,721 tap into the cloud, 48 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:37,022 analyze your predictive 49 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:40,058 and then "read your minds." 50 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,195 I know the thought of this 51 00:02:43,228 --> 00:02:45,430 So I've actually 52 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,332 this bleeding-edge 53 00:02:47,366 --> 00:02:49,668 to look like a card trick. 54 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:51,371 This is an ordinary 55 00:02:51,403 --> 00:02:53,406 I'd buy them in bulk. 56 00:02:53,438 --> 00:02:54,941 I'm up to a pack a day. 57 00:02:54,973 --> 00:02:56,408 I'm trying to cut back. 58 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:59,579 But I will pull 59 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:01,548 No funny business. 60 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,183 The tab is taped. 61 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,752 Break that open. 62 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,056 We'll get rid of the little 63 00:03:10,088 --> 00:03:15,360 and the jokers, 64 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,030 Okay. I'm gonna give 'em 65 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:19,498 [soft music] 66 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,234 And Alyson, 67 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,502 go ahead and take the cards. 68 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,038 Go through the deck. 69 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:27,539 It could be a favorite card. 70 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,074 It could be 71 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,243 I mean, who likes the eight 72 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:33,812 - [gasps] 73 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,814 pull it out of the deck, 74 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,550 in case we need it 75 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,586 All right. In fact, 76 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,055 and if you would 77 00:03:42,087 --> 00:03:44,022 between your hands 78 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,991 Just so I can't see 79 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:48,493 And Penn, I'm gonna have you 80 00:03:48,527 --> 00:03:50,530 and remove any card you like, 81 00:03:50,562 --> 00:03:52,497 It could be your favorite card, 82 00:03:52,531 --> 00:03:54,199 The choice is yours. 83 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,336 I'll look over here at Alyson. 84 00:03:56,368 --> 00:03:57,870 And then hand the deck 85 00:03:57,903 --> 00:04:00,340 And Teller, I'm guessing 86 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:03,443 Go ahead and remove 87 00:04:03,475 --> 00:04:04,443 All right. 88 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:05,944 And I will take the cards back, 89 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,681 and now the fun can begin. 90 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,550 Some assembly required. 91 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,721 ♪ ♪ 92 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,656 Let's see here. 93 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:20,293 [playful music] 94 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,228 This is the 95 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,165 Serious Thought Uploading 96 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,533 or as my wife 97 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,836 the S.T.U.P.I.D. hat. 98 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,872 I'm gonna put it on 99 00:04:32,904 --> 00:04:34,374 in case it's a bumpy ride. 100 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:38,377 ♪ ♪ 101 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,512 All right, now, this hat-- 102 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:43,483 This hat is packed full 103 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,651 It's got machine learning, 104 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:48,855 a 2.4 gigahertz 105 00:04:48,887 --> 00:04:51,356 It's got buttons, switches, 106 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,692 Not only that, 107 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:55,161 light emitting diodes. 108 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:56,663 In the right conditions, 109 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,997 you can see this thing 110 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:00,165 [electronic warbling] 111 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,934 Ooh! 112 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,103 - I know, right? 113 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,773 Now, what I want you to do 114 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:09,341 In a moment, I'm gonna try 115 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,711 and then tell you exactly 116 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,278 Are you ready? 117 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:16,548 Alyson, I want you to think 118 00:05:16,581 --> 00:05:19,384 Just send it to me. 119 00:05:19,418 --> 00:05:20,653 I'm getting 120 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,154 I don't know what it is. 121 00:05:22,187 --> 00:05:24,956 Go ahead and send me the color 122 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:28,161 Let's see. All right. 123 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,196 Now, Alyson, I want you 124 00:05:30,228 --> 00:05:33,231 Think of your suit. 125 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,502 All right, gentlemen, 126 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,971 Concentrate. 127 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:42,507 Your playing card suits. 128 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,709 All right. 129 00:05:43,742 --> 00:05:47,146 Now, Alyson, 130 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,415 Perfect. 131 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,018 And then gentlemen, 132 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,853 All right. Now, in a moment, 133 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,488 I'm going to reveal the cards. 134 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:59,024 Once I reveal the cards, 135 00:05:59,057 --> 00:06:01,160 letting everybody here know 136 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,495 that I've actually 137 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,331 Are you ready for this? 138 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,334 [dramatic music] 139 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,769 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:10,802 --> 00:06:12,038 I'm getting the ace of diamonds 141 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:13,939 and the six of diamonds. 142 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:15,440 If I've got your card, 143 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,144 just show it to the audience 144 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,545 [applause] 145 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:22,180 Okay. That's two cards. 146 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,649 I'm sorry. 147 00:06:23,682 --> 00:06:24,516 I'm gonna need my antenna. 148 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,951 [whirring] 149 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,454 - Aww. [laughs] 150 00:06:28,487 --> 00:06:29,988 - All right, Penn. 151 00:06:30,021 --> 00:06:31,490 - I am. 152 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:32,891 That's not bad, though. 153 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,793 Let's go for all three. 154 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:36,194 ♪ ♪ 155 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:38,965 Send me the color of your card. 156 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:41,567 I'm getting a red card, 157 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,502 I want you really 158 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,071 Just send it to me. 159 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:48,740 On the count of three. 160 00:06:48,774 --> 00:06:50,475 [electricity zapping] 161 00:06:50,509 --> 00:06:52,245 ♪ ♪ 162 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,846 It's clearly a red card. 163 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:55,415 The eight of hearts. 164 00:06:55,447 --> 00:06:56,682 Go ahead and show everybody. 165 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,252 The eight of hearts, 166 00:06:59,284 --> 00:07:00,653 I'm John Fitzsimmons. 167 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:02,788 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 168 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,324 - John Fitzsimmons! 169 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,125 - Well, thank you very much. 170 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,360 [cheers and applause] 171 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,163 - That was so good. 172 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,598 That was incredible. 173 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,865 - I've literally spent 174 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:15,535 developing that trick 175 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:17,637 - Well, you definitely 176 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,672 for the silliest hat 177 00:07:19,704 --> 00:07:21,641 - Well, thank you very much. 178 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,309 - So are you 179 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:24,843 - I'm a stay-at-home dad 180 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,879 and then I get to do magic 181 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,447 - Aww. 182 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,348 - And do fun adventures 183 00:07:30,382 --> 00:07:32,851 Currently, I'm training 184 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:35,153 straitjacket escape 185 00:07:35,187 --> 00:07:36,889 while riding a unicycle. 186 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,192 - Is there a lot 187 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,526 - So far, 188 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,028 - I just--I'm picturing 189 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,230 and, like, the neighbors 190 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:45,865 "Oh, there he goes again." 191 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,233 Every day. I'm on it-- 192 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,168 - Do your kids 193 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:51,370 - Absolutely. Yeah. 194 00:07:51,403 --> 00:07:53,372 In fact, I still use 195 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,874 in my kid show to this day, 196 00:07:54,906 --> 00:07:56,843 and yeah, it's-- 197 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,845 - Well, it's not a used 198 00:07:58,877 --> 00:08:00,146 But it gets a laugh every time. 199 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:02,180 - Okay, good. Okay, John. 200 00:08:02,214 --> 00:08:03,850 I think they've 201 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:05,685 to reverse engineer this trick. 202 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,819 Don't you? 203 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,689 [both laughing] 204 00:08:09,721 --> 00:08:12,358 - Oh, John, 205 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:17,663 I think that you kind of 206 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,165 while you were doing it. 207 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:21,766 I mean, you said 208 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,134 You lied about one thing. 209 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:25,036 It's not stupid technology. 210 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,339 It's wicked smart technology. 211 00:08:27,372 --> 00:08:29,975 You had that stupid helmet 212 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,711 and all that stuff going on 213 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,947 "Oh, this helmet 214 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,283 The helmet is actually doing 215 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:40,286 You actually were telling us 216 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:43,956 And, you know, you always try 217 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:47,058 to think outside the box, 218 00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:50,296 the really creative people 219 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:52,331 And you were doing that, 220 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,735 in terms of this is what 221 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,036 The work you do, 222 00:08:57,068 --> 00:09:00,005 wicked complicated, 223 00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:01,606 and wicked tied to that helmet 224 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,643 with all its switches 225 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,610 So I think we have something. 226 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:07,312 I don't know. 227 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,981 - All right. 228 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:11,583 John, do they know 229 00:09:11,616 --> 00:09:13,852 - I think they do. 230 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:15,321 These guys are geniuses. 231 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,154 - Thank you so much 232 00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:17,289 - Well, thank you. 233 00:09:17,322 --> 00:09:18,423 - This is truly a dream 234 00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:20,025 - Oh, you were amazing. 235 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:22,427 Thank you, John Fitzsimmons. 236 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,596 Thank you. 237 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:26,231 [cheers and applause] 238 00:09:27,799 --> 00:09:28,833 - Stick around. 239 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,037 More "Fool Us" coming up 240 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,139 [cheers and applause] 241 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,113 [jazz music] 242 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,950 [cheers and applause] 243 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:45,451 - Welcome back to "Fool Us," 244 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:48,486 where playing cards 245 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,956 Let's see if a "Fool Us" trophy 246 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,191 for our next magician. 247 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,296 - When my son Matthew 248 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,398 he was diagnosed 249 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,033 and that opens up your eyes 250 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:04,003 Ten years later, 251 00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:05,638 but I still try 252 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,673 to help raise money 253 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:10,509 of type 1 diabetes 254 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,144 - Oh, my God! 255 00:10:12,177 --> 00:10:14,513 - People ask me 256 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,216 a family of four 257 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,184 Well, they don't 258 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:21,187 They say, 259 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,822 Do you have a real job?" 260 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:23,822 - Oh, my God. 261 00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:25,191 - And I do have a real job. 262 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,591 I'm in show business. 263 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,592 - Come on! 264 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,227 - Magic is the show, 265 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,831 and marketing is my business. 266 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,265 Magic and marketing 267 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:36,601 In both cases, 268 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:39,205 to try to get people 269 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,740 Tonight, I'm gonna be using 270 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,609 a very powerful 271 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,010 [bell dings] 272 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:47,879 Let's see if it works 273 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,548 [cheers and applause] 274 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:55,120 - Joined by Penn and Teller, 275 00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:56,389 [cheers and applause] 276 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,923 - Thank you. 277 00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,290 You know, as a magician, 278 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,826 I'm constantly looking 279 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,863 what people say 280 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:06,499 And recently, 281 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,900 you guessed it-- 282 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,001 - [laughs] 283 00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:11,236 - Now, hopefully 284 00:11:11,269 --> 00:11:13,239 that name rings a bell. 285 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,341 [laughter] 286 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,642 If you believe the saying 287 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,744 that you can't teach 288 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,546 then Ivan Pavlov 289 00:11:20,578 --> 00:11:22,748 was one of the greatest 290 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,817 because he discovered that you 291 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,153 just by ringing a bell. 292 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,386 That's right. 293 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,654 Every time he rang a bell... 294 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:32,224 [bell rings] 295 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,159 So tonight, 296 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:39,097 that same scientific technique 297 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:42,368 Penn and Teller, 298 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,703 But hopefully 299 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:45,705 - Hmm. 300 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,373 - Let me explain. 301 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:49,174 As part of my journey 302 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:50,042 [bell rings] 303 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,443 I decided to study 304 00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:52,544 all of the foolers... 305 00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:54,212 From the past and see 306 00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,215 if there was a common 307 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,950 that successfully fooled... 308 00:11:57,982 --> 00:11:59,051 [bell rings] 309 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,385 and things 310 00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:01,486 [bell rings] 311 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,221 I even went back and watched 312 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:05,557 all of the past episodes 313 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,792 [bell rings] 314 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,562 and made a list 315 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:13,466 that Penn had used most often 316 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,067 a successful a fooler. 317 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,335 [bell rings] 318 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,203 come in all different shapes 319 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:20,572 Good, creative, confident, 320 00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:24,844 strong, powerful, cool, 321 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:26,644 I even put the word 322 00:12:26,678 --> 00:12:28,346 - Mm. 323 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:29,548 - So, Penn, Teller, Alyson, 324 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,149 would please indulge me 325 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,152 Just pick the word 326 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:34,986 all successful foolers... 327 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:36,388 [bell rings] 328 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,523 Penn, what do you think? 329 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,225 - Powerful. 330 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,695 Okay. Teller. 331 00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,197 - [laughs] 332 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:48,033 - Clever. 333 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,701 - Can I point 334 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:50,870 - You can point 335 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,370 Do you want to just do 336 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:54,105 - Uh, I'll do creative. 337 00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,575 Okay. 338 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,009 Yes. 339 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,544 Perfect. 340 00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:01,279 Let me just actually 341 00:13:01,312 --> 00:13:02,847 so that nobody 342 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:05,049 or gets confused 343 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,451 [laughter] 344 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:09,721 Oh, a little David Corsaro 345 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,456 doesn't hurt either. 346 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,792 But see, there's actually 347 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,393 that you created. 348 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,996 There's a message hidden 349 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,032 Let me spell it out for you. 350 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,634 Literally. 351 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,701 Your word was powerful. 352 00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:28,173 P-O-W-E-R-F-U-L. 353 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,042 Your word was clever. 354 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,077 C-L-E-V-E-R. 355 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,746 And your word was? 356 00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:35,581 - Creative. 357 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:40,451 C-R-E-A-T-I-V-E. 358 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,721 Now, I should point out, 359 00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:46,558 because this is not 360 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,860 This deck of cards 361 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,831 of everybody who's ever 362 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,600 We've got Paul Gertner, 363 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:58,336 Chris Capehart, Helen Coghlan, 364 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,904 Helen Coghlan again, 365 00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:01,105 well, she's in here a lot. 366 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,509 [laughter] 367 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,011 But after doing all that 368 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,347 we have all the people who 369 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,481 And after we use 370 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,283 the attributes 371 00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,385 we ended up on this person. 372 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:17,222 Not this one 373 00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,791 but this one. 374 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:22,293 And if all of my 375 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,962 [bell rings] 376 00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:27,198 hopefully we can add my name, 377 00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:28,200 to the list. 378 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,336 - [gasps] Oh, my... 379 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,971 - Thank you very much, guys. 380 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,173 - Thank you 381 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,908 - David Corsaro, everyone! 382 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,411 [cheers and applause] 383 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,047 Wow. That was so good. 384 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,548 - Thank you very much. 385 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:45,551 - What does it mean to you 386 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:48,052 - I wanted to just come 387 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,188 and also something 388 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:52,691 to all the past foolers. 389 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,659 And have you really watched 390 00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:56,828 - I did. 391 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,764 every single thing 392 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,133 and kept a tally sheet 393 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,768 If you ever want some 394 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:03,969 I might have those as well, I-- 395 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,703 - No, I certainly don't. 396 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,942 - I think 397 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,677 the harder it is 398 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:15,447 because they are so smart 399 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,548 "so they moved the planet 400 00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:19,018 and the history and the..." 401 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,386 And then they're like, 402 00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:22,788 - Yeah. Planet moving 403 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,556 I was gonna consider 404 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,292 but I would actually 405 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,360 that if the method 406 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,195 is extraordinarily clever, 407 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,197 then you almost have 408 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,232 to maybe perhaps 409 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:37,036 - All right, David, let's see 410 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,304 earned you a trophy. 411 00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:40,306 - Hey, David. 412 00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:41,639 - Nice trick. 413 00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:45,711 - I like Pavlovian ideas. 414 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,578 You've always got our 415 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,250 about Helen Coghlan 416 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,418 In another two seasons, 417 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:55,187 that whole trick 418 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,056 - Just her name. Yeah. 419 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,356 Really, really good. 420 00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:02,094 We did not see you doing any-- 421 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,595 any card moves at all. 422 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,029 We were burning you. 423 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,831 Absolutely burning you, 424 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:10,302 any seconds or bottoms 425 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,672 So we had to go down 426 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,673 which is that list of words 427 00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:19,610 that so nicely spells 428 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:22,981 We couldn't help but notice 429 00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:27,485 have the--the same-- 430 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:31,289 And we think maybe 431 00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:33,024 Like, I picked a longer word, 432 00:16:33,057 --> 00:16:35,226 then Teller 433 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,229 Then you were right there 434 00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:40,698 and that maybe if Teller 435 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,368 you would've had 436 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,003 to one of the shorter words. 437 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,303 But I think it all went 438 00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,740 We all came out 439 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,841 We didn't have time to work out 440 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,745 the number of letters 441 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,880 but we think that the trick 442 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:58,384 but rather in 443 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,717 of the words there. 444 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,653 We--do you want more? 445 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:05,023 Do you think that we've got 446 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,424 - Um... 447 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,193 - David, does he know 448 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,529 - He doesn't know 449 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,032 - [squeals] 450 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,134 - It's not in the words at all. 451 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,169 - Don't bust me 452 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:19,371 It's not in 453 00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:22,106 - [gasps] 454 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,342 Ring--start ringing the bell. 455 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,876 - Yay! 456 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,011 [cheers and applause] 457 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,315 - Fooler! Yay! 458 00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,650 - Thank you. 459 00:17:31,682 --> 00:17:35,653 - Congratulations. 460 00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:37,388 - Thank you so much. 461 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,824 - Thank you so much. 462 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:42,027 - David Corsaro! 463 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:45,096 [cheers and applause] 464 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:50,169 Penn and Teller 465 00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:53,072 We'll give them a time out 466 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,839 Come back for more "Fool Us." 467 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:55,907 - [speaking indistinctly] 468 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,010 [cheers and applause] 469 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,285 [jazz music] 470 00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,153 [cheers and applause] 471 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,856 - Welcome back 472 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,692 Look at who we roped 473 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,932 [soft upbeat music] 474 00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:27,005 ♪ ♪ 475 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,820 [cheers and applause] 476 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,824 - Joining us from Spain, 477 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:22,928 here's magic duo 478 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,497 [cheers and applause] 479 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,500 [somber dramatic music] 480 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:35,507 ♪ ♪ 481 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:38,176 - ♪ Keep me here ♪ 482 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,480 ♪ My heart is near ♪ 483 00:19:41,512 --> 00:19:46,617 ♪ My love has gone away ♪ 484 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,720 ♪ ♪ 485 00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,155 ♪ Tell me true ♪ 486 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,459 ♪ My heart is new ♪ 487 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:59,498 ♪ My love has gone away ♪ 488 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:06,337 ♪ ♪ 489 00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,409 ♪ It's okay ♪ 490 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:15,480 ♪ I know someday 491 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:16,515 ♪ It's okay ♪ 492 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,883 [audience exclaiming] 493 00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:21,019 ♪ I know someday 494 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,021 [applause] 495 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,025 [soft music] 496 00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:32,897 ♪ ♪ 497 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,165 [audience exclaiming] 498 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:38,269 - ♪ You say love 499 00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:40,338 ♪ But I don't know the end ♪ 500 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:44,108 ♪ Or if the future is bright ♪ 501 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:48,447 ♪ And now you say that I'm 502 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,115 [audience exclaiming] 503 00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:55,086 ♪ And something about how 504 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,455 ♪ ♪ 505 00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:03,127 ♪ Won't you be brave 506 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:08,634 ♪ We can sail away 507 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:15,240 ♪ Fresh, clean, cold air 508 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:18,076 ♪ There is no danger ♪ 509 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,178 ♪ When we're together ♪ 510 00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:22,180 [applause] 511 00:21:22,213 --> 00:21:23,981 ♪ ♪ 512 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,917 ♪ When we're together ♪ 513 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:31,556 ♪ ♪ 514 00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:37,061 ♪ Why don't we live 515 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:42,534 ♪ I've got a vision 516 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,903 ♪ Tall trees in Georgia ♪ 517 00:21:45,936 --> 00:21:51,942 ♪ And hometown California 518 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,682 ♪ World with no borders ♪ 519 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:59,684 [applause] 520 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:05,691 ♪ ♪ 521 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:11,630 ♪ Why don't we live 522 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:16,902 ♪ I've got a vision 523 00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:20,471 ♪ Tall trees in Georgia ♪ 524 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:26,144 ♪ And hometown California 525 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,880 ♪ World with no borders ♪ 526 00:22:28,913 --> 00:22:30,348 ♪ ♪ 527 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,917 [applause] 528 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:38,757 ♪ ♪ 529 00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:42,861 ♪ You say love 530 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:45,364 ♪ But I don't know the end ♪ 531 00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:48,767 ♪ Or if the future is bright ♪ 532 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:54,205 ♪ And now you say that I'm 533 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:59,611 ♪ And something about how 534 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,114 ♪ ♪ 535 00:23:02,146 --> 00:23:07,551 ♪ Won't you be brave 536 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:13,392 ♪ We can sail away 537 00:23:13,424 --> 00:23:20,065 ♪ Fresh, clean, cold air 538 00:23:20,097 --> 00:23:22,867 ♪ There is no danger ♪ 539 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,737 ♪ When we're together ♪ 540 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:28,539 ♪ ♪ 541 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,742 ♪ When we're together ♪ 542 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,011 ♪ ♪ 543 00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:37,214 ♪ When we're together ♪ 544 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,884 ♪ ♪ 545 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,686 ♪ When we're together ♪ 546 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:49,760 ♪ ♪ 547 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:16,688 [applause] 548 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:23,528 ♪ ♪ 549 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:29,366 [applause] 550 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,240 [audience exclaims] 551 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:38,076 [cheers and applause] 552 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:44,715 - Diego and Elena! 553 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:49,421 Oh, my goodness. 554 00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,490 That was so beautiful. 555 00:24:51,522 --> 00:24:52,857 Penn and Teller 556 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:55,227 on something quite similar. 557 00:24:55,259 --> 00:24:57,162 I was just 558 00:24:57,194 --> 00:24:59,431 "Well, they're just ready 559 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:02,299 Like, I would buy tickets 560 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:06,805 - Nice. [laughs] 561 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:09,273 - This seems like such 562 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:11,776 You must have so much trust 563 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:13,545 - Yes, a lot. 564 00:25:13,577 --> 00:25:17,481 One time, I was taking Diego, 565 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,351 [exhales sharply] 566 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:23,188 But he was low. 567 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:26,156 - Oh, goodness. 568 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,959 It was a beautiful performance. 569 00:25:27,992 --> 00:25:30,060 Let's see if you take home 570 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:34,132 - Ah, Diego and Elena, 571 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:35,500 You know, Teller said, 572 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,801 "If they do a quick change 573 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,003 "this will be the greatest 574 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,572 I've ever seen." 575 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,907 And there you did 576 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,875 It was so good. 577 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:49,213 You know, there's so much other 578 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:52,317 that you might forget how much 579 00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:53,484 there is in there. 580 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:56,320 The original-- 581 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:58,522 all of that stuff 582 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,026 and carefully choreographed 583 00:26:01,058 --> 00:26:05,297 You know, we first 584 00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:07,164 One of the things we considered 585 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,166 was when someone came on, 586 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,703 we would have to duplicate 587 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,272 I just wanna tell you, 588 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,674 you won hands down. 589 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,108 [laughter] 590 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,978 'Cause we would not 591 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:25,784 Also, quick change acts 592 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:28,385 often are not that sexy. 593 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,288 Not true for you. 594 00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:32,123 You just do a wonderful 595 00:26:32,156 --> 00:26:33,892 with real magic in it, 596 00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:35,359 really astonishing, 597 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:38,395 and really, really sexy 598 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,699 Every moment of that 599 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:43,067 Just that last change 600 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,804 is just so beautiful 601 00:26:45,836 --> 00:26:48,539 And we could not do 602 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,307 But boy, we're glad you did, 603 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,710 but we don't think 604 00:26:51,742 --> 00:26:53,144 but what a great act. 605 00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:55,579 And thank you so much 606 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,084 - So do Penn and Teller know 607 00:26:59,116 --> 00:27:00,986 - [speaks indistinctly] 608 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:04,255 - Yes. I think they know. 609 00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:05,690 Well, save me tickets 610 00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:07,692 to the opening of your show 611 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,160 - Please. Yes. 612 00:27:09,193 --> 00:27:10,929 - Diego and Elena! 613 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:13,999 [cheers and applause] 614 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:17,102 Don't look now. 615 00:27:17,134 --> 00:27:18,536 More "Fool Us" 616 00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:19,804 Stay close. 617 00:27:19,837 --> 00:27:22,641 [cheers and applause] 618 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,713 [jazz music] 619 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:32,282 [cheers and applause] 620 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,351 - Welcome back. 621 00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:34,653 We've already seen 622 00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:37,322 the rare and elusive fooler 623 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,557 but I'm greedy 624 00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:41,759 Let's bring out 625 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,697 - My dad is a car dealer, 626 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,731 and my brother 627 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,535 So I guess you could say 628 00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:52,503 I got hooked early as a kid. 629 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,372 And when I discovered 630 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:56,407 well, I wanted 631 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:59,911 I'm from Tupelo, Mississippi, 632 00:27:59,943 --> 00:28:01,680 And it's a great place 633 00:28:01,712 --> 00:28:03,748 but not exactly 634 00:28:03,781 --> 00:28:05,115 [cow mooing] 635 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,352 Sports 636 00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:10,255 So if you wanna be popular, 637 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,656 Wanna be not so popular? 638 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,159 Do magic. 639 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,660 Let's just say I grew up 640 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:18,462 over there 641 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:19,431 But there's one thing 642 00:28:19,463 --> 00:28:20,664 about being a magician 643 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,500 in a land 644 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,869 If you need a magician, 645 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:28,640 I've got a reputation as being 646 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,476 And look at me going up 647 00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:36,548 Well, Penn, Teller, 648 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:39,384 [cheers and applause] 649 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:44,722 - From Tupelo, Mississippi, 650 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,892 [cheers and applause] 651 00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:48,893 - Ever since 652 00:28:48,926 --> 00:28:51,730 I wanted to be a superhero. 653 00:28:51,762 --> 00:28:53,364 Well, the closest I got 654 00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:54,699 [laughter] 655 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:58,068 After all, what makes 656 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,404 Magic powers. 657 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:01,772 Penn, before the show, 658 00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:03,508 a $100 bill 659 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:05,477 Did you do that? 660 00:29:05,509 --> 00:29:07,746 - Alyson, please bring me 661 00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:09,314 [cheers and applause] 662 00:29:09,346 --> 00:29:11,849 Now, before you hand it to me, 663 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,351 'cause I want everyone to know 664 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:15,153 that there's no 665 00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:17,454 and that my superpowers 666 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,156 [laughter] 667 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,960 Now, every superhero 668 00:29:21,992 --> 00:29:26,029 so I'd like you all 669 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,599 [laughter] 670 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:31,435 - To prove to you 671 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:33,471 he has shredded abs. 672 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,471 [whirring] 673 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:37,142 [laughter] 674 00:29:37,174 --> 00:29:38,942 Of course, 675 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,445 must also have 676 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:42,947 So, Alyson, would you please 677 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:44,281 - Sure. 678 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,316 - Obviously, you need 679 00:29:45,349 --> 00:29:48,318 - Oh, perfect. 680 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,488 - Now, in addition to Penn's 681 00:29:50,521 --> 00:29:53,157 I also have three fake bills. 682 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:55,460 And to prove they're 683 00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:58,296 they have the word fake 684 00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:00,030 Alyson, what I'd like you to do 685 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,232 is to take these fake bills 686 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:06,637 and put 'em in the envelopes 687 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,038 - Okay, I'm gonna have 688 00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:09,039 - That's fine. 689 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,508 - Thank you. 690 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:14,711 - And I will do the same thing 691 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,749 [suspenseful music] 692 00:30:17,781 --> 00:30:21,419 So we'll have three bills 693 00:30:21,451 --> 00:30:23,855 and one bill signed by Penn. 694 00:30:23,887 --> 00:30:25,690 - All right, two. 695 00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:26,990 - Now, Alyson, what I'd like 696 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,492 and mix 'em up behind your back 697 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:29,827 so that neither of us know 698 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,864 which envelope has Penn's bill. 699 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:33,932 - Behind my back. 700 00:30:33,964 --> 00:30:35,432 - Easier said than done. 701 00:30:35,465 --> 00:30:37,101 - Why am I doing all this? 702 00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:39,037 Well, that's because 703 00:30:39,069 --> 00:30:44,174 unless I save someone, 704 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:45,676 Penn's $100 bill. 705 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,111 ♪ ♪ 706 00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:49,513 - Okay. 707 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,615 Alyson, do you see any special 708 00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:53,183 ♪ ♪ 709 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,352 - No. 710 00:30:54,384 --> 00:30:56,253 and look identical 711 00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:57,521 - Yeah. 712 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,590 - Well, that's 713 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,058 Ordinary vision can't 714 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,660 from the fake ones. 715 00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:07,164 To do that, you need only 716 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,866 And to make this 717 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,236 I'm gonna put on 718 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,871 [dramatic music] 719 00:31:12,903 --> 00:31:15,205 Now, my X-ray vision 720 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,907 but to make this 721 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,743 I'll see through 722 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:22,046 Alyson, what I'd like you to do 723 00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,315 one in each hand, 724 00:31:24,348 --> 00:31:26,851 Let me know 725 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,152 - Okay. I've done it. 726 00:31:28,185 --> 00:31:29,253 - All right. 727 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,323 [lively theme music] 728 00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:33,825 Give me the one 729 00:31:33,857 --> 00:31:34,826 - [laughs] 730 00:31:34,858 --> 00:31:37,228 [laughter] 731 00:31:37,261 --> 00:31:41,365 And our Shredder 732 00:31:41,398 --> 00:31:42,599 Alyson, what I'd like you to do 733 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,669 is put one envelope 734 00:31:44,701 --> 00:31:46,537 ♪ ♪ 735 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:47,672 - Okay. 736 00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:50,441 ♪ ♪ 737 00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:53,677 - My Bentley vision says 738 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:56,413 ♪ ♪ 739 00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:59,784 And another bites the dust. 740 00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:02,353 Now, with only two 741 00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:05,022 it's time to use another 742 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,291 Mind control. 743 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,459 Give me the last two envelopes. 744 00:32:08,492 --> 00:32:11,395 One in each hand. 745 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,164 ♪ ♪ 746 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:15,666 I've now taken over 747 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,134 - Oh, dear. 748 00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:18,303 - You will pick one envelope. 749 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,371 The one I'm 750 00:32:20,404 --> 00:32:23,007 and it will go into 751 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,075 ♪ ♪ 752 00:32:24,107 --> 00:32:26,176 Which envelope? 753 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,979 - That one. 754 00:32:28,011 --> 00:32:30,748 ♪ ♪ 755 00:32:30,781 --> 00:32:34,352 And away it goes. 756 00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:36,386 Now, if our mind meld worked, 757 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,855 then Penn's bill 758 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,258 we have saved the day, 759 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:43,827 and the Earth will continue 760 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,029 Take the bill, show it to Penn. 761 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:48,165 ♪ ♪ 762 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,401 Penn, is that your signature? 763 00:32:50,434 --> 00:32:51,435 - Yes. 764 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,104 - Well, then I'm Bentley Burns, 765 00:32:53,136 --> 00:32:55,506 and my work here is done. 766 00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:56,907 [cheers and applause] 767 00:32:56,941 --> 00:33:00,877 - Bentley Burns! 768 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,279 Well, that was fun. 769 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,214 - Thank you. 770 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:06,784 - I am always a little kid, 771 00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:09,354 - Yeah. 772 00:33:09,386 --> 00:33:11,321 - I was kind of a class clown. 773 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:13,324 messing around, 774 00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:16,160 Always performing. 775 00:33:16,193 --> 00:33:17,828 - Did you get in trouble 776 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,364 - If my mom's watching? 777 00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:22,799 No, but in reality sometimes, 778 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,402 - Your teachers 779 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:26,703 - Yes. I remember, 780 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,673 I would kind of prank people 781 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:31,976 and that's where I kind of 782 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,978 [laughter] 783 00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,246 - All right, Bentley, let's see 784 00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:36,814 if you can take home 785 00:33:36,847 --> 00:33:38,415 - I would love to. 786 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:41,251 - Nice robot. 787 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,185 It's very, very good. 788 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,255 - I like using a robot in this. 789 00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:48,192 That's a really good thing. 790 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:49,727 - Thank you. 791 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,862 - Oh, wow. Thank you. 792 00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:52,230 Very nice. 793 00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:54,598 And, you know, 794 00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:57,167 one of the biggest secrets 795 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,569 which I hope 796 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:02,440 and that is that magicians 797 00:34:02,472 --> 00:34:03,840 - Oh, that's true. Yes. 798 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,542 - You have your X-ray vision, 799 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:06,978 but we have a superpower too. 800 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:08,112 You had one moment in there 801 00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,313 that tipped off 802 00:34:10,347 --> 00:34:11,382 - Uh-oh. 803 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,884 - Got that tingling 804 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:14,885 a pretty good idea 805 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:18,856 but your version of kind 806 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,690 or different 807 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,126 also the same plot, 808 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,461 very nice way putting 809 00:34:24,494 --> 00:34:26,864 And we liked it very much, 810 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,365 a thing or two of the things 811 00:34:28,398 --> 00:34:30,201 that you might have 812 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,369 that we have a pretty 813 00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:33,971 - I think my spidey sense 814 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,139 too, that they know exactly. 815 00:34:36,173 --> 00:34:37,340 So thank you 816 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,076 - Nicely done, Bentley. 817 00:34:38,108 --> 00:34:39,976 - Thank you, Bentley Burns! 818 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:41,179 - Thank you. 819 00:34:41,211 --> 00:34:42,746 [cheers and applause] 820 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:43,981 - Don't go anywhere. 821 00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:46,184 Penn and Teller 822 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:48,920 and they've got something 823 00:34:48,952 --> 00:34:50,188 We'll be right back. 824 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:53,023 [cheers and applause] 825 00:34:57,961 --> 00:35:00,097 [jazz music] 826 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:02,632 [cheers and applause] 827 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:04,202 - Welcome back. 828 00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,436 This next trick 829 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:09,005 of Penn and Teller's 830 00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:11,708 and tonight it's the finale 831 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,811 Here are 832 00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:16,047 Penn and Teller! 833 00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:19,449 [cheers and applause] 834 00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:22,686 - Everything that Teller and I 835 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,121 comes from a love that we share 836 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,657 of the American sideshow, 837 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:30,061 [soft music] 838 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:33,664 When I was a child, 839 00:35:33,697 --> 00:35:37,367 you could see ten different 840 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,003 And I loved them all, 841 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,405 but I especially loved 842 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:45,143 The fire eater, 843 00:35:45,175 --> 00:35:47,878 And my friends would go 844 00:35:47,911 --> 00:35:49,713 My friends were different. 845 00:35:49,746 --> 00:35:53,016 They did the whole show with 846 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:57,021 and all through this 847 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,222 my friends would be talking, 848 00:35:58,255 --> 00:35:59,690 and they'd 849 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,692 "Oh, I know 850 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,528 He just coats his mouth 851 00:36:04,561 --> 00:36:06,164 They'd try to convince me 852 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,865 of something 853 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,135 and go suck on a soldering iron 854 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,036 and it wasn't gonna hurt you. 855 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:14,304 And it's not just children. 856 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,175 It's also adults. 857 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:20,010 And it's most often a man 858 00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:21,445 he's trying desperately 859 00:36:21,478 --> 00:36:24,014 and often pathetically 860 00:36:24,047 --> 00:36:27,284 And one of these guys who 861 00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:29,219 to pretend to know everything, 862 00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,355 "Oh, don't worry 863 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:33,690 He's just using cold fire." 864 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,494 [laughter] 865 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,197 Well, all these years 866 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:43,134 and I turned out 867 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,735 And the ironic thing 868 00:36:44,768 --> 00:36:46,836 is there's no trick, 869 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,139 To everything else we do, 870 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,740 It's lie, cheat, 871 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,811 That is what we do. 872 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:57,347 But not fire eating. 873 00:36:57,380 --> 00:37:00,351 And there's no such thing 874 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,286 If you still believe 875 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,356 you think I might be using it, 876 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:06,690 I'll stick it in your eye. 877 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,992 Get empirical real fast. 878 00:37:09,025 --> 00:37:11,329 Teller's coming out here 879 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:14,297 camping fuel container, 880 00:37:14,331 --> 00:37:16,032 that he's dipping 881 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:20,972 The torches are cotton rope 882 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:23,039 screwed into a wooden handle. 883 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,275 It's not the cotton that burns. 884 00:37:24,307 --> 00:37:26,177 It's the fuel that burns. 885 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,378 And the way fire eating works 886 00:37:28,411 --> 00:37:30,681 You get a lot of moisture 887 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:33,451 and all that moisture 888 00:37:33,483 --> 00:37:34,851 from any given part 889 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,454 before that part will burn. 890 00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:39,155 So you learn how to handle 891 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,324 Then you gotta try 892 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:43,693 Now, if you get a lot 893 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:47,331 and that's at least where 894 00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:49,132 you can rub your lips 895 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,568 and pull that vapor off. 896 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,503 The vapor's still burning, 897 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:53,704 but if you breathe in 898 00:37:53,737 --> 00:37:56,373 the audience can't see it. 899 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:59,076 So you get 900 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,277 Then you just wait 901 00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:04,481 and then just let it flow 902 00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:07,684 If you wanna put the fire out, 903 00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:11,155 And it's the move that 904 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:13,291 Now, you're not actually 905 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:16,427 but I guess they figure 906 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,161 didn't sound that butch. 907 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:19,864 When you feel your mouth 908 00:38:19,896 --> 00:38:21,632 you close your lips tightly. 909 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:25,302 That cuts out most of 910 00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:27,438 Now, when I 911 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,106 I got burned 912 00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:30,875 and I still 913 00:38:30,907 --> 00:38:32,976 But the burns you get 914 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:36,146 are for the most part 915 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:37,380 They're the kind of burns 916 00:38:37,414 --> 00:38:39,516 when you eat a pizza too fast, 917 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:42,619 the cheese will snag, 918 00:38:42,652 --> 00:38:45,556 And I'm not talking 919 00:38:45,588 --> 00:38:47,123 There's no such thing. 920 00:38:47,157 --> 00:38:48,958 It just hurts like holy hell, 921 00:38:48,992 --> 00:38:51,695 but it's not dangerous. 922 00:38:51,728 --> 00:38:53,230 The dangerous things 923 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,333 that laypeople 924 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:57,168 And that is every time 925 00:38:57,201 --> 00:39:00,603 no matter how carefully 926 00:39:00,637 --> 00:39:02,773 you swallow about a teaspoon 927 00:39:02,806 --> 00:39:04,342 And that stuff is poisonous. 928 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,010 That's why they go 929 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,478 to write "harmful or fatal 930 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,246 right there on the can. 931 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,583 And the effect is 932 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:16,420 Now, I say a certain degree. 933 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:19,356 I'm a big guy, 934 00:39:19,389 --> 00:39:23,994 but carnival workers 935 00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:26,463 they'll do 936 00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:28,798 In as little 937 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,034 that stuff will build up 938 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:31,534 and they'll get sick enough 939 00:39:31,568 --> 00:39:32,936 they have to take time off 940 00:39:32,969 --> 00:39:34,938 and do another line of work 941 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:39,376 while that liver regenerates, 942 00:39:39,409 --> 00:39:42,112 Now, we take all this time 943 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:45,648 to explain all of this to you 944 00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:48,552 because we think 945 00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:51,956 to think of someone 946 00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:55,358 slowly on stage 947 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,461 And after all, we're here 948 00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:01,030 [laughter] 949 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:04,635 We really tell you this 950 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:09,072 We don't want you to be 951 00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:10,974 We want you to be thinking 952 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:13,844 So sit back, relax. 953 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:15,980 I'm gonna burn myself. 954 00:40:16,012 --> 00:40:18,715 [dramatic percussive music] 955 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:25,789 ♪ ♪ 956 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,579 No, no, no, no, 957 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,282 Not yet, creeps. 958 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,184 That was just the roof 959 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,851 I'd still like 960 00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:57,521 And I wanna tell you, 961 00:40:57,554 --> 00:41:00,523 by surprise and up-tightened 962 00:41:00,557 --> 00:41:02,860 this next thing will probably 963 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:05,929 [laughter] 964 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:23,746 [cheers and applause] 965 00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:30,286 - [groaning] 966 00:41:31,454 --> 00:41:32,422 Okay. 967 00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,157 - Ugh. 968 00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:35,693 Give it up for Penn and Teller 969 00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:37,661 and all of tonight's 970 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:38,762 We'll see you next time. 971 00:41:38,795 --> 00:41:40,764 Goodnight from Las Vegas. 972 00:41:40,797 --> 00:41:43,601 [cheers and applause]