1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:04,169 [jazz music] 2 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:11,010 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,986 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,321 - From 5 00:00:21,353 --> 00:00:23,856 at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, 6 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:28,027 here's our host, 7 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:31,097 [cheers and applause] 8 00:00:39,371 --> 00:00:41,073 - Welcome to "Fool Us." 9 00:00:41,106 --> 00:00:43,576 What's the recipe 10 00:00:43,609 --> 00:00:46,246 Well, I just so happen 11 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:49,716 A half a pound of palming, 12 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,685 and 2 milliliters 13 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,353 Well, that's my recipe. 14 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,021 Who knows 15 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:59,725 will cook up in order 16 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,795 Penn and Teller? 17 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:04,864 [cheers and applause] 18 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,676 Penn and Teller put their 19 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,712 on the line as they offer 20 00:01:20,746 --> 00:01:24,349 to any magician 21 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,819 Our first winner 22 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,155 [fireworks booming] 23 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:30,689 Today we're gonna learn 24 00:01:30,722 --> 00:01:32,358 the long-distance spinner 25 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:34,027 from Lithuania. 26 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,862 The internet's helped me reach 27 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,265 And I guess Rokas 28 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,600 - I started card throwing 29 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,603 I saw his video, 30 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:45,604 - Yes! 31 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,173 - He's very competitive. 32 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,709 He holds four world records 33 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:52,412 Rick has never been on 34 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:54,347 The first time I appeared 35 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,748 that turned out 36 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,884 And I'm a holder of the world 37 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:02,121 for the highest throw 38 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,224 - I didn't even know 39 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,725 Once I did, 40 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,026 - Yeah, and so Rick 41 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,063 respectfully defeated 42 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,365 - He still holds a world record 43 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:17,670 - I am able to shoot 122 cards 44 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,506 - Something that I will 45 00:02:19,538 --> 00:02:22,474 - Can you give me 46 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,343 Now we're performing 47 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,545 We have very specialized 48 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,313 There's no doubt Rick 49 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,314 in the world. 50 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:31,683 He's fast. He's accurate. 51 00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:33,520 - Rokas, he's the only card 52 00:02:33,552 --> 00:02:34,319 that I will 53 00:02:34,353 --> 00:02:35,521 Dude. 54 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,688 I hope you guys 55 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,324 - Fingers crossed. 56 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,927 [cheers and applause] 57 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,831 - Please welcome world-record 58 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,901 Rick Smith Jr. and Rokas. 59 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,569 [cheers and applause] 60 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,837 - Hey, guys. 61 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,673 - Hi, my name is Rokas. 62 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,275 - Some people say that I am 63 00:02:55,307 --> 00:02:57,776 the best card thrower 64 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,378 - And some people say 65 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,949 that am the best card 66 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:05,685 - Wait, aren't you the only 67 00:03:05,717 --> 00:03:07,787 - Yes. 68 00:03:07,819 --> 00:03:11,524 I am known for throwing 69 00:03:11,557 --> 00:03:13,058 [audience gasps] 70 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,995 The hardest... 71 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:21,466 and I am considered 72 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,169 Whew. 73 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,337 - And I'm known 74 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:29,175 the fastest 75 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:35,548 [cheers and applause] 76 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:37,216 - Now, there's a lot of people 77 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,485 there is no magic 78 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,823 that it's merely pure skill. 79 00:03:43,855 --> 00:03:47,492 - But tonight Rick and I 80 00:03:47,526 --> 00:03:52,164 - Rokas, are you ready? 81 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,865 - I'm ready. 82 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,868 [light mystical music] 83 00:03:56,902 --> 00:04:03,977 ♪ ♪ 84 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:16,288 All right, let's move 85 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,891 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,728 - During the last year, 87 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,464 competing on YouTube 88 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:27,399 and talking about, 89 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:29,735 when the world returned 90 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,572 More than anything, 91 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,509 wishing that we could 92 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,976 [laughter] 93 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,913 - Like outside? 94 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,249 So we invented a game. 95 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,586 We challenged ourself 96 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:50,555 we wanted to travel 97 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:53,759 In fact, Rokas and I, 98 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,862 drawing a picture. 99 00:04:55,894 --> 00:04:58,264 I want you guys 100 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,367 as a magical prediction. 101 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,971 ♪ ♪ 102 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,708 - In a second, two of the 103 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:14,146 will be joining us onstage for 104 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,617 Penn, Teller, 105 00:05:17,649 --> 00:05:20,218 Round of applause to Penn 106 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:23,889 Here we have a wall 107 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,391 And on the back of each target 108 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:29,062 from a city 109 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:32,465 - Like the Colosseum in Rome 110 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:34,033 and so on. 111 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,168 - What we would like you each 112 00:05:36,201 --> 00:05:39,738 at these targets 113 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:42,375 And the building on the back 114 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,975 So let's see who is 115 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:45,411 and select the building. 116 00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:47,680 - Let me show you guys 117 00:05:47,713 --> 00:05:49,215 Take a playing card, 118 00:05:49,247 --> 00:05:50,983 with my two fingers. 119 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:53,685 And I throw it by bending and 120 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,321 - Okay. 121 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,822 - You guys are gonna be 122 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,324 So you can choose 123 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,293 - Okay. 124 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,694 - So in this case 125 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,163 would be Gediminas 126 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,031 which by the way 127 00:06:06,064 --> 00:06:08,000 - That's good. 128 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:10,370 - Rick, do you want to make 129 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,137 - Absolutely. 130 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:15,274 - Okay. So if Penn's card 131 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:16,942 you give a $100 to me. 132 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:20,312 - And if Teller's card sticks 133 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,514 - Deal. Wait, what? 134 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,317 - Penn, Teller, you can start 135 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:29,055 - Okay. Sure. 136 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:32,024 - Oh, that was close. 137 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:34,159 - Oh, we got one. 138 00:06:34,192 --> 00:06:36,829 - Rick, you owe me 100. 139 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:39,632 Thanks a lot, Penn, Teller. 140 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,401 But give them a round 141 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:43,702 - Round of applause, 142 00:06:43,735 --> 00:06:45,571 [applause] 143 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:49,641 - So, Penn, you successfully 144 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,476 into this target 145 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,644 - I did. 146 00:06:52,677 --> 00:06:54,079 - There's a lot of 147 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:56,682 You could have chosen 148 00:06:56,716 --> 00:07:01,120 You could have chosen 149 00:07:01,153 --> 00:07:02,788 It rhymes, like a match game. 150 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,456 - Teller, you threw cards, 151 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:08,261 randomly chose Taj Mahal 152 00:07:08,293 --> 00:07:12,632 or Eiffel Tower. 153 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:16,269 - But, Penn, you successfully 154 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:20,139 into this target. 155 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,675 And on the back of this target 156 00:07:22,707 --> 00:07:25,978 is the Tower Bridge 157 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,947 So for everyone out there 158 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:34,720 in card throwing, we say... 159 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,023 - Take a look at this. 160 00:07:37,055 --> 00:07:39,125 [applause] 161 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:42,327 - Rick Smith Jr. and Rokas. 162 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,197 [applause] 163 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,031 So, Rokas, 164 00:07:46,064 --> 00:07:48,567 if you're in Lithuania 165 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,204 - So we were just practicing 166 00:07:52,237 --> 00:07:53,639 through the webcam. 167 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,576 And the first time we met, 168 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:59,377 in real, like, 169 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:00,312 - Yeah. 170 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,081 - No way. 171 00:08:02,113 --> 00:08:03,615 - During the rehearsal it was 172 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,685 - And we have never shared 173 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,487 - Together. 174 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:09,988 - So the real magic is just 175 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:11,824 - Yes. 176 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,026 - All right, guys, 177 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,694 will throw you a trophy. 178 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,997 - Oh, yeah. We shall see. 179 00:08:18,029 --> 00:08:21,533 - Rick, Rokas, boy, 180 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:25,170 You know, we--we were friends 181 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,706 one of the greatest magicians 182 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,274 - Yeah. 183 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:31,944 was a world-class card thrower. 184 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:35,514 And Ricky Jay was also 185 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,549 and a wonderful historian. 186 00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:40,620 And it is astonishing that 187 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,855 that Ricky Jay never did. 188 00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:47,393 that I know of--a magic trick 189 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,529 He did them as two 190 00:08:50,562 --> 00:08:53,365 And you've got a really, 191 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,369 that has--I mean, you have 192 00:08:56,402 --> 00:09:00,972 You have a real skill with 193 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,674 But I'm gonna ask you 194 00:09:02,707 --> 00:09:05,745 'cause I don't think 195 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,179 And I know you'll be honest. 196 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,182 But we think even though 197 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:14,452 the Eiffel Tower 198 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:17,490 and I happened to hit 199 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,158 that you could have taken 200 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,192 including the ones you showed 201 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:24,496 that were the Eiffel Tower 202 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:28,333 any one of those plates 203 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:30,001 and there would've been 204 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,836 to make that plate--any plate 205 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:34,039 that I'd hit turn 206 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,841 - Absolutely not. 207 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,876 - Absolutely not? 208 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:40,312 - He was saying mechanism, 209 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,114 - Whee. Hey, a new passion.. 210 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,615 - I'm not sure. 211 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,150 - Frisbee. 212 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:46,318 [gasps] 213 00:09:46,351 --> 00:09:47,485 - We're gonna give them 214 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:50,188 - Are you kidding? 215 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:53,625 - Are you joking? 216 00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:54,961 Whoo-hoo. 217 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:55,827 - You guys were great. Amazing. 218 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,462 Wow this is-- 219 00:09:57,495 --> 00:09:59,398 - You did it. 220 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,234 - Rick Smith Jr. and Rokas. 221 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,302 - Whoo! Yes! 222 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,904 - Thank you so much. 223 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:09,808 - So good. 224 00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,876 - We just saw Penn and Teller 225 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:13,211 Boys, shake it off. 226 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,380 You still have 227 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,549 "Fool Us" will be right back. 228 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:20,552 [jazz music] 229 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,153 ♪ ♪ 230 00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:28,394 [jazz music] 231 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,162 ♪ ♪ 232 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,931 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 233 00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:34,734 If your grip on reality 234 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,336 this next magician just might 235 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,336 Take a look. 236 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,673 [fireworks booming] 237 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,209 - Magic allows me the freedom 238 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,878 I'm a femme 239 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,580 In other words, 240 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,215 but people are often thrown 241 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:52,518 by my boisterous personality 242 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,552 It's taken me two years 243 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,855 for "Fool Us," 244 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,390 Magic is changing. 245 00:10:58,423 --> 00:11:00,893 It's no longer 246 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,729 "Fool Us" is a platform for 247 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,831 allowing us to see 248 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,866 and everyone 249 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:09,969 If I had watched 250 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,470 when I was growing up, 251 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,005 it would've made me 252 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,875 Even if I don't fool 253 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,711 being included on this stage 254 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:22,347 is a trophy for everyone 255 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:26,552 [cheers and applause] 256 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:30,221 - Give it up for the lovely 257 00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:31,524 [cheers and applause] 258 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,926 - [gasps] 259 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,928 Penn, Teller, 260 00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:38,563 Well, just Penn. 261 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:39,932 [laughter] 262 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,940 Memories. 263 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:49,908 I love magic. 264 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,945 As someone who finds wonder 265 00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:55,514 I have a gazillion passions. 266 00:11:55,548 --> 00:12:00,519 These passions include 267 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:03,788 filmmaking, costume design. 268 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:08,126 I actually made this. 269 00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:11,363 Before that I was all 270 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,798 [laughter] 271 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:16,201 I was four, okay. 272 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,139 But my greatest love of all 273 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,841 Especially as a human magician 274 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,677 "Wouldn't it be amazing 275 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,312 what someone was thinking, 276 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,315 "just literally spelled out 277 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:33,184 you know, 278 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,687 Eh. 279 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,924 Vintage photography, 280 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,361 comic books, bubbles, magic. 281 00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:48,167 These elements combined create 282 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,568 Now, I've taken 283 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:53,338 and my desire to have 284 00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:55,407 to bring you something 285 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,244 So, Alyson, 286 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,245 - Sure. 287 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,714 - This one specifically. 288 00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:05,150 - I have here a bunch 289 00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,217 - Ooh. 290 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:09,187 One of my passions, 291 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,456 If a picture is worth 292 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:15,727 well, then this is 293 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,163 - Okay. 294 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:20,566 - Don't worry. 295 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,333 Alyson, I'm gonna have you 296 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,202 from my life 297 00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:25,837 - Okay. 298 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:32,076 - So as I drop down the photos, 299 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:36,182 - Stop. 300 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,584 Okay. 301 00:13:38,616 --> 00:13:39,884 And definitely don't 302 00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,886 - Okay. Alyson, I know 303 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:46,158 I just said that a picture 304 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,327 but I'm gonna need you to 305 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,532 a lot a bit--to one word, 306 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,567 in the thought bubble there 307 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,068 - Okay. 308 00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,070 - Once you have one word 309 00:13:58,102 --> 00:14:00,004 that you've chosen, go ahead 310 00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,841 and refold the paper 311 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,946 and the paper 312 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,681 - Okay. 313 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,615 - So you've written down 314 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,950 - Yes. 315 00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:12,051 - And you've refolded 316 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,719 - Yes. 317 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,522 - Yes. 318 00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:20,860 Alyson, it would be really hard 319 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:26,030 But you know what will be 320 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,033 To read the mind 321 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,402 - Ooh. 322 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,904 So, Teller, would you please 323 00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:35,875 on the stage to my right? 324 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,309 ♪ ♪ 325 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,980 This is so cool. 326 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:47,686 All right, Alyson, go ahead and 327 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,090 ♪ ♪ 328 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,557 Oh, wait, I'm sorry. 329 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,993 I'm the one that's come here 330 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,760 - Oh, yeah. Good. Whew. 331 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,062 and take your thought.. 332 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,663 - Okay. 333 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,433 - All right, Teller, 334 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:06,504 Alyson's thought is 335 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:09,541 please put it in your mind 336 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,809 which is a very weird way 337 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,846 the paper and read Alyson's 338 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,048 like in a comic book. 339 00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:18,616 Once you have it locked away 340 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,351 go ahead and tear it up. 341 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:24,222 We don't need it anymore. 342 00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,390 [clears throat] 343 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:29,028 Now, back to where 344 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,528 when I was four years old. 345 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,830 - [laughs] 346 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,532 - [sniffs] 347 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,967 - But I still love bubbles. 348 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,236 Who doesn't, you monsters? 349 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,072 [laughter] 350 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,676 Teller, I'm gonna have you 351 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,745 down from your mind 352 00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:50,849 and keep it poised 353 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,684 from whence we shall blow it 354 00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,488 IRL thought bubble. 355 00:15:56,522 --> 00:16:02,860 Slow and steady 356 00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:05,931 You blew it... 357 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,466 [laughter] 358 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:11,336 I'm looking in, 359 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,806 hmm, this is a very-- 360 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:17,375 oh, a lot of fuzzy feelings 361 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:20,144 And I'm seeing some pointy-- 362 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:23,716 oh, I'm just gonna go ahead 363 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:27,352 Oh, my gosh. 364 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:31,023 Alyson, according to 365 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:35,126 you had a photo of Salem, 366 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,863 Go ahead and show 367 00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:39,798 Ahh! 368 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:44,068 Teller, thank you so much. 369 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,538 - Lindsey Noel. 370 00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:48,907 - Thank you. 371 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,341 - You really do seem 372 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,909 with a zillion passions. 373 00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:53,578 - I am in fact that person. 374 00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:55,880 That is me--yeah, all the way. 375 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:57,816 - I don't know if I'm more 376 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,650 or the fact 377 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,653 - All of it. I made the shirts. 378 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,788 - I made the pants. 379 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:03,822 - Yeah. 380 00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,523 - That's amazing. 381 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:09,161 Is magic your sole profession, 382 00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:10,695 - I've lived many lives, 383 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,964 magic is my sole profession. 384 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:16,167 - Before this I was 385 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,469 I was a costume designer 386 00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,471 for film and television 387 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,705 - Well, you're a natural 388 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,141 - Thank you. 389 00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:24,143 - Have you always wanted 390 00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:27,980 - No. When I met 391 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,281 I was 392 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,717 but, like, there's only== 393 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,486 there's, like, 394 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,320 if you're not keeping 395 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,990 There's no limits 396 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:38,957 - Yeah. 397 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,692 - That's awesome. 398 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,894 All right, Lindsey, let's see 399 00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:44,962 a "Fool Us" trophy. 400 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,298 - Hey, Lindsey, boy, we like 401 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,534 to see someone 402 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,701 It's really great 403 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,971 And it's so great 404 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,307 so many kind of illusions 405 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,877 There were so many things 406 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,747 Because first we thought maybe 407 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:04,282 Alyson didn't really have 408 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,584 and there was a force 409 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:07,185 But we don't think it's that. 410 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:10,823 And then we thought, well, 411 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:12,458 She's got it in her hands. 412 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,326 Whenever someone's got 413 00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:15,961 then they have it 414 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:17,829 We figure there's gonna be 415 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,598 or something like that. 416 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,366 'Cause 417 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,036 So he would've seen 418 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:28,106 So we had to go through 419 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,542 but we ended up really, 420 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:34,313 And mark my words, 421 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,714 people at home 422 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,317 They're absolutely gonna love 423 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,552 Such a good performance, 424 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,387 But I don't think 425 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,125 - Oh, what do you think? 426 00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:48,026 - I did not fool them. 427 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:50,496 - Uh-oh, 428 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,463 - But I still have a trophy. 429 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,700 [laughter] 430 00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:55,901 - Oh, thank you so much. 431 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:59,505 - Thank you. 432 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,140 [cheers and applause] 433 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:05,109 We've got more fantastic magic 434 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,113 [jazz music] 435 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,515 ♪ ♪ 436 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:15,854 [jazz music] 437 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,289 ♪ ♪ 438 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,092 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 439 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,926 I'm not trying 440 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,961 I'm actually trying 441 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,263 to this next act. 442 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,798 [fireworks booming] 443 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,535 - I call myself 444 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,202 I love to be around people. 445 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,505 In fact, my favorite thing 446 00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:36,275 is that I get to learn 447 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:39,711 I have pretty bad ADD. 448 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:43,315 every minute of the day 449 00:19:43,347 --> 00:19:45,017 I think the most 450 00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:48,787 was not understanding 451 00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:52,023 The only time I don't feel 452 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,892 I have a lot of nervous energy, 453 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:56,528 but I pour all of it 454 00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:58,864 It's like I'm trying 455 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,200 And the audience is constantly 456 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:04,135 So I have to stay vigilant. 457 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,371 So I'm running variables 458 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:09,141 I know I have 459 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,643 You can't half fool somebody; 460 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,845 Hopefully I can focus 461 00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:17,182 into fooling Penn 462 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:21,987 [cheers and applause] 463 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,689 - Give it up 464 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,258 of Jason Suran. 465 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,693 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 466 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,363 Before we begin, I just want to 467 00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:35,433 that of all the experiences 468 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,936 has truly been 469 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,739 [laughter] 470 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:42,374 It's an honor. 471 00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,276 It's just that nobody 472 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,876 about what goes into this, 473 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,913 you know, the sleepless nights, 474 00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:51,349 the rewrites, the run-throughs, 475 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,050 'Cause the producers told me 476 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,753 I want on this stage... 477 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:58,123 new, inventive, deceptive, 478 00:20:58,155 --> 00:21:00,692 low-maintenance, high-impact 479 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,227 but out of the ordinary, 480 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,327 and you keep it clean. 481 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,395 Other than that, go crazy, 482 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,999 [laughter] 483 00:21:07,031 --> 00:21:09,201 They were very clear 484 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,135 They told me, 485 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,637 "You have to keep it clean. 486 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,006 "'Cause if you swear, 487 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,173 And that's a giant pain 488 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,575 [bleep]. [bleep]. 489 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:20,679 See, this--this is why 490 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:21,980 [laughter] 491 00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,849 Because this is stressful. 492 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,752 And I found myself 493 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,488 you know, that I was scared 494 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:33,157 and I didn't want to do that, 495 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,027 a visual record of every curse 496 00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,595 and cuss 497 00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:37,863 while figuring out 498 00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:39,664 I was gonna do here today. 499 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,601 - Oh-ho-ho. 500 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,038 the point is, every time 501 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,572 I put money in that jar. 502 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,775 The worse the word, 503 00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:52,778 And then I realized something. 504 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,414 for nothing, because 505 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:59,351 So, Penn, Teller, Alyson, 506 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:00,685 You are gonna read 507 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,887 by guessing how much money 508 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,790 or to put it a different way, 509 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,794 how much swearing it takes 510 00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,494 So, Teller, we're gonna 511 00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:13,065 since you are literally 512 00:22:13,097 --> 00:22:14,532 who has never 513 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,167 [laughter] 514 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,336 Would you give me 515 00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:18,403 How much do you think 516 00:22:18,436 --> 00:22:22,973 if you had to take a swing? 517 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,377 - He says $75.60. 518 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,714 - Only 75 over the whole week? 519 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,883 There's no coins in there; 520 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,752 It's your decision? 521 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:37,422 - 76. 522 00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,191 Didn't realize 523 00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:42,594 That's from Teller. Good. 524 00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:44,195 Alyson, how much do you think 525 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,597 if you had to take a guess? 526 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:51,169 - Is it, like, a dollar 527 00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:53,605 - Yeah. So each word gets worse 528 00:22:53,637 --> 00:22:55,539 and I've been told I should 529 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:56,775 - Okay. 530 00:22:56,807 --> 00:22:57,776 - I don't know 531 00:22:57,808 --> 00:22:58,777 - All right, no problem. 532 00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:03,515 I will go for... 533 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,451 - $88. 534 00:23:06,484 --> 00:23:08,854 See, everybody goes higher 535 00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:11,390 And then finally, Penn, 536 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,525 since I learned most of these 537 00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:15,126 you will give us 538 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,127 nice and loud. 539 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,628 - 247. 540 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,064 - Wow. 541 00:23:19,096 --> 00:23:21,199 - 247. I gotta tell you, 542 00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:22,634 like these 543 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,369 than they are mine, 544 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:28,373 So here's the good news. 545 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:30,008 Nobody got it exactly right. 546 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:34,546 But shockingly, one of you was 547 00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:37,348 Believe it or not, Alyson, 548 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:38,817 - Yes. 549 00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:40,018 - Not your number, but, like, 550 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,185 the closest to the jar, 551 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:42,319 three more minutes. 552 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,587 Would you join me onstage, 553 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,190 Give her 554 00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:47,826 And, Penn, 555 00:23:47,858 --> 00:23:49,994 to the list if you would. 556 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,096 - I will. 557 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,498 - Thank you. 558 00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:57,602 - Now, Alyson, before 559 00:23:57,635 --> 00:23:59,538 - Yes. 560 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,306 - I made a prediction... 561 00:24:01,338 --> 00:24:04,276 - A prediction about how 562 00:24:04,308 --> 00:24:05,509 and I left it right there 563 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,378 at the top of the jar 564 00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:10,816 Now, even though that 565 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,717 well, not exactly--I think 566 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,051 you're still gonna find it 567 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,720 Alyson, 568 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,222 but would you please take that 569 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,325 and nice and loud 570 00:24:20,357 --> 00:24:22,527 'Cause I think 571 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,497 - "Nobody will be even close." 572 00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:27,398 - Technically nailed it, 573 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:30,301 but there's more; 574 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,403 - Open it? 575 00:24:32,436 --> 00:24:37,209 - "But together everyone 576 00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:41,512 - And I know that sounds 577 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:44,415 but that's why 578 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:45,650 Could you open the calculator 579 00:24:45,683 --> 00:24:47,318 and start adding 580 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:48,720 - Okay. Sure. 581 00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,721 - Alyson, I did something else 582 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:55,660 I counted up the jar, 583 00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:58,762 And I wrote the total 584 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,365 inside the lid. 585 00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:01,465 - Yes. 586 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,167 - Would you hold 587 00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:04,635 Because the thing 588 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:05,936 predicting one of your numbers, 589 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,838 that would've been easy, 590 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:11,542 but predicting the total 591 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,644 nice and loud tell us 592 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,145 - Well, I'll give you the 593 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,147 It's 411. 594 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,983 Alyson, show them 595 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:22,319 That was the real pain 596 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,055 And that is what it takes 597 00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,789 Thank you very, very much. 598 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,292 - Jason Suran. 599 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:31,529 [cheers and applause] 600 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,064 Is there anything else 601 00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:34,732 as much as magic? 602 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,902 - Not even close. 603 00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:40,005 - Do you use mentalism 604 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,907 - I do, but not in the way 605 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,308 I think people think 606 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,076 like a human lie detector 607 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,346 And for me it's more about 608 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,215 makes people light up. 609 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,884 likes getting to share things 610 00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:55,052 And we all want to feel 611 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,654 And I think mentalism 612 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:59,023 and it creates opportunities 613 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,326 - Oh. All right. 614 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,462 - I didn't even begin 615 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,499 magic until I was in college 616 00:26:07,531 --> 00:26:10,000 and just kind of was desperate 617 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,369 that I wasn't being graded 618 00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:14,538 And then there was 619 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,875 There was this 620 00:26:16,907 --> 00:26:19,844 And for somebody like me having 621 00:26:19,877 --> 00:26:23,114 always be sort of practicing 622 00:26:23,147 --> 00:26:25,717 was really, really cathartic. 623 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,519 - All right. Should we find out 624 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,154 if your mental magic 625 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:33,791 - Let's do it. 626 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:36,461 - What a god[bleep] 627 00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:37,662 - Thank you. 628 00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:39,897 - It's really-- 629 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,499 It's really a nice way 630 00:26:41,532 --> 00:26:43,567 You know, the problem 631 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,403 is that the number stuff 632 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,740 And you made the number stuff 633 00:26:48,772 --> 00:26:50,808 that made it really, 634 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:52,676 And you also played 635 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,578 I mean, even though 636 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,647 that a lot of families watch, 637 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:59,384 they still seem to realize 638 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:02,854 to use obscenity 639 00:27:02,886 --> 00:27:08,259 As a matter of fact, there was 640 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:11,930 for what magicians 641 00:27:11,962 --> 00:27:14,598 And Al Koran 642 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,602 - Of course. 643 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:20,438 And we had a competition 644 00:27:20,471 --> 00:27:23,674 both for a long time, 645 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,377 because at the end 646 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:31,548 I won the Al Koran medallion. 647 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,952 I won that, because I actually 648 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,021 And I tell you 649 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,023 and a great, great idea. 650 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:41,159 And I think we know 651 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:45,697 and if we're wrong 652 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:46,964 [laughter] 653 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,200 - So do they know 654 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:51,536 - Abso-[bleep]-lutely. 655 00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:54,072 Thank you very, very much 656 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:58,410 - It was great. 657 00:27:58,442 --> 00:28:02,846 [cheers and applause] 658 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,782 Don't [bleep] go anywhere. 659 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:08,519 We have more fantastic magic 660 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:11,522 [jazz music] 661 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,124 ♪ ♪ 662 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:19,364 [jazz music] 663 00:28:19,396 --> 00:28:21,098 ♪ ♪ 664 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,666 - Welcome back to "Fool Us." 665 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,371 One "Fool Us" trophy has 666 00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:27,872 Let's see if this 667 00:28:27,905 --> 00:28:29,807 can make it rain again. 668 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,910 [fireworks booming] 669 00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:29,334 [cheers and applause] 670 00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:32,036 - A first for "Fool Us," 671 00:29:32,069 --> 00:29:35,105 here's Roddy McGhie. 672 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:40,010 [cheers and applause] 673 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:42,313 - Are we on already? 674 00:29:42,346 --> 00:29:44,883 Sorry. I was just having 675 00:29:44,915 --> 00:29:47,018 and watching bad TV. 676 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:49,019 Can you give me a minute? 677 00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,489 Ooh. 678 00:29:51,522 --> 00:29:56,693 Um... 679 00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:59,463 - That's it, McGirt, 680 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,532 - Just give me 48 hours. 681 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,835 - I'm getting too old 682 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:06,003 - Shift from the east. 683 00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:09,540 And now it's over to Jenny 684 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:12,576 is attempting to reach 685 00:30:12,609 --> 00:30:15,814 - Completely naked 686 00:30:15,846 --> 00:30:18,048 And he said to me, son... 687 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,317 - You're nothing 688 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,686 - The only thing I love 689 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,222 - Huge savings. 690 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:28,893 Are you tired of those 691 00:30:28,926 --> 00:30:32,931 Well, now you can banish those 692 00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:35,599 with the wonders of magic. 693 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,169 Yes, 694 00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:41,038 you'll be the life of soul 695 00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:42,874 Start learning right away 696 00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:45,042 from our helpful 697 00:30:49,913 --> 00:30:54,419 - Lesson one, 698 00:30:54,451 --> 00:30:58,122 We have provided you with a 699 00:30:58,155 --> 00:31:01,159 Simply place the assistant 700 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,294 Make sure your audience 701 00:31:03,327 --> 00:31:07,865 goes all the way 702 00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:13,904 Now insert the blade. 703 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:18,542 Watch out. That's sharp. Ouch. 704 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,912 You can now move one end 705 00:31:20,944 --> 00:31:23,647 to the other end 706 00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:25,415 Even in this wacky state 707 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,853 your assistant continues 708 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:32,022 even wiggle her toes. 709 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,424 Of course, your assistant 710 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,729 completely intact 711 00:31:37,761 --> 00:31:41,598 Everything can be 712 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,368 Your audience will never 713 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:45,702 that hidden in the cabinet 714 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,605 the whole time 715 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,340 No way, Jose. 716 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,410 [laughter] 717 00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:55,012 Congratulations, 718 00:31:55,046 --> 00:32:00,151 You have completed 719 00:32:00,183 --> 00:32:05,123 Lesson two, the crystal 720 00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:08,526 We have provided you with a 721 00:32:08,558 --> 00:32:12,864 containing your magician 722 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:16,366 The magician and assistant 723 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:19,304 as the crystal casket 724 00:32:19,336 --> 00:32:24,075 They engage 725 00:32:24,107 --> 00:32:25,710 [laughter] 726 00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:27,679 Then the assistant 727 00:32:27,711 --> 00:32:31,648 and the magician 728 00:32:31,682 --> 00:32:34,352 We can clearly see 729 00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:37,922 before the casket 730 00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,991 The casket revolves, 731 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:43,560 the magic happens. 732 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,596 [audience gasps] 733 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,230 The magician and assistant 734 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:51,269 have impossibly 735 00:32:51,301 --> 00:32:53,438 As the assistant 736 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,708 the magician emerges from 737 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,742 [applause] 738 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,445 Now get ready for the secret. 739 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,215 Ready to learn 740 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,151 While appears that 741 00:33:07,184 --> 00:33:08,720 inside the casket 742 00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:11,955 you can't always believe 743 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,826 He's not actually in there. 744 00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:19,696 The real secret is, 745 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:26,570 Nothing does. Nothing is real. 746 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:30,641 Nothing is real. 747 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:33,711 [audience gasps] 748 00:33:33,744 --> 00:33:40,785 ♪ ♪ 749 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:49,027 So now you know how it works. 750 00:33:49,059 --> 00:33:51,429 [applause] 751 00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:53,330 - Roddy McGhie. 752 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,932 [cheers and applause] 753 00:33:54,965 --> 00:33:58,869 Well, hello. 754 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:00,304 - Well, it's not every day 755 00:34:00,337 --> 00:34:02,140 for Penn and Teller, right? 756 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,941 - It's important to let 757 00:34:03,974 --> 00:34:05,609 after the funny introduction 758 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:08,813 there were absolutely no 759 00:34:08,846 --> 00:34:10,313 - Yeah. That's right. 760 00:34:10,347 --> 00:34:12,315 - So you call it 761 00:34:12,349 --> 00:34:13,684 What is that? 762 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:15,719 - Well, gadgets and gizmos, 763 00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:17,487 That's the kind of thing 764 00:34:17,521 --> 00:34:18,822 - And do you invent them? 765 00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,525 - Yes. Yes, I do. Yeah. 766 00:34:20,557 --> 00:34:22,126 - Wow. 767 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,461 I hear Scottish audiences 768 00:34:24,494 --> 00:34:27,565 Did that prepare you for being 769 00:34:27,597 --> 00:34:29,967 - Yeah, kind of. 770 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:33,070 Scottish audiences have this 771 00:34:33,103 --> 00:34:35,505 but I think you just 772 00:34:35,539 --> 00:34:37,675 and then they kind of love 773 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,043 So that's really 774 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,177 You've just gotta 775 00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,545 a little bit, you know. 776 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,914 - Okay, Roddy, let's see 777 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:46,650 if your Scottish magic 778 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:50,253 - Hey, Roddy, you've done 779 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,389 an incredible miracle, because 780 00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:55,893 we are really, 781 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,594 Get to the magic. 782 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,130 And you did that whole 783 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:03,000 really funny, really good. 784 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:05,436 in making sure 785 00:35:05,469 --> 00:35:08,505 not using any camera stuff, 786 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:12,210 And it's really, really good 787 00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:15,713 And you do this thing 788 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:19,150 You know, a lot of magicians 789 00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:20,518 that they've worked on, 790 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:23,887 want to make 'em look 791 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,858 and things like 792 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:30,961 And you're using props that 793 00:35:30,994 --> 00:35:33,864 and would never question 794 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:38,034 And boy, they're not. 795 00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:41,838 You did miracles 796 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,342 that looked like you could just 797 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:47,311 And it's so smart. 798 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:50,014 I don't want to give away 799 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,682 because I'm sure you'll be 800 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:56,052 forever and fooling 801 00:35:56,086 --> 00:35:58,188 And we absolutely love you. 802 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,690 We want you on the show 803 00:36:00,724 --> 00:36:02,960 And we don't think 804 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,661 And I hope I don't have to say 805 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:07,364 I really don't want to tip 806 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:09,699 - Okay, Roddy, do you take 'em 807 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:12,503 You didn't fool them? 808 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:14,204 - Well, I have take him 809 00:36:14,237 --> 00:36:15,873 but I'm sure-- 810 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,340 - Oh, definitely. 811 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,608 - Very much, very much. 812 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:21,179 - Thank you so much, 813 00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:22,512 [cheers and applause] 814 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:26,617 - Thank you. 815 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,885 - We can't let you go without 816 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,355 from two all-time greats. 817 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:34,458 Penn and Teller perform 818 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:35,960 Don't go anywhere. 819 00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:38,963 [jazz music] 820 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:40,431 ♪ ♪ 821 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,804 [jazz music] 822 00:36:46,836 --> 00:36:48,672 ♪ ♪ 823 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,340 - Welcome back. 824 00:36:50,373 --> 00:36:52,376 You'd think with all 825 00:36:52,409 --> 00:36:54,579 and Teller's storied career 826 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:57,047 they wouldn't have anything 827 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,748 But that's not true. 828 00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:00,617 Here trying to put one more 829 00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:05,088 in their decades-long belt 830 00:37:05,121 --> 00:37:07,023 [cheers and applause] 831 00:37:07,057 --> 00:37:10,327 - You know, about 2 million 832 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,929 every week, 833 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,597 maybe 3 million, 834 00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:15,599 And then they come to Vegas; 835 00:37:15,632 --> 00:37:18,536 It's wonderful. We've heard 836 00:37:18,568 --> 00:37:20,471 have many more people 837 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:23,306 Now, Teller and I, 838 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,976 We have no chance 839 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:28,878 We found out that during the 840 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,449 when the players are back 841 00:37:31,481 --> 00:37:34,184 they have entertainers 842 00:37:34,217 --> 00:37:35,719 or on the ice or whatever. 843 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,389 And we want to be part of that, 844 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,559 see that, like, 845 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,228 And these games are so big 846 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,063 and so powerful 847 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:49,567 which is why we have this, 848 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:53,536 they eat chips 849 00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:57,507 They have big bowls of chips, 850 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:01,411 supersize bowls of chips, 851 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:05,516 we hope when you're watching 852 00:38:05,548 --> 00:38:08,686 we'll be on it 2024 853 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,621 We're working on this. 854 00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:14,324 It's intermission. 855 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,827 The players are getting ready; 856 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,664 There's all these commercials. 857 00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,967 And in 2024 those entertainers 858 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,434 We've got a trick 859 00:38:24,467 --> 00:38:27,103 but we haven't got it 860 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:30,173 but we're gonna get it perfect. 861 00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:31,876 We're gonna keep working on it 862 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,443 but we'll give you the idea. 863 00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:35,146 First of all, 864 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:36,347 "Hey, good evening. 865 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,815 "good afternoon; 866 00:38:37,847 --> 00:38:39,182 I'm Penn Jillette 867 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:41,518 And then with the blimp 868 00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:43,688 and the drones 869 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,856 See, he's rising in the air. 870 00:38:45,889 --> 00:38:49,327 And he'll go up, like, 871 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,195 We haven't gotten that yet, 872 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,063 And then he, like, 873 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,498 and he spins it around him, 874 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,900 shows there's no wires 875 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,802 But we don't say that. 876 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,172 And there's, like, 877 00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:03,807 all of the same stuff 878 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,811 'Cause choreographed movement 879 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,480 And it's, like, huge. 880 00:39:09,512 --> 00:39:11,981 Whoa, Penn and Teller. 881 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,585 but I'm staying for the magic, 882 00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:16,987 and there's, like, 883 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,090 Let's see how high he is. 884 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:20,925 He's not that high, 885 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,793 You want to measure to the top. 886 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,929 He's already, like, 10 feet up, 887 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,097 They're going, 888 00:39:27,130 --> 00:39:29,099 And there's cameras all around, 889 00:39:29,132 --> 00:39:31,268 thousands of people, 890 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,769 all over the world 891 00:39:32,802 --> 00:39:33,938 And he just keep getting 892 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,505 He's still going up. 893 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,541 He's, like, higher and higher 894 00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:38,641 He just keeps-- 895 00:39:38,675 --> 00:39:40,311 we've never gotten him 896 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,980 This is great. He's, like-- 897 00:39:43,012 --> 00:39:45,349 He's way, way up. 898 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,050 And he's--he's leaving 899 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,518 I can't even see him. 900 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:51,621 He's in the ceiling. 901 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:52,856 So that would be Penn 902 00:39:52,889 --> 00:39:55,693 at the big game, 903 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,228 and the people all coming to 904 00:39:58,262 --> 00:40:00,063 If you know anybody 905 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:00,898 - Okay. 906 00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:02,298 - I'll try. 907 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,068 - For Penn and Teller 908 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:07,871 at "Fool Us," 909 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,005 - He was way up there. 910 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,076 [cheers and applause]