[Dan] You know, babe, we've been going to Montebello
for years, and I finally-- just now dawned on me--
but why Montebello reminds me so much of you.
- Me?
- Yeah, bella, beautiful.
- Oh, sweetheart.
- Monte, mountains.
[record scratches, music stops]
- Huh?
- Montebello, beautiful mountains.
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
- Come on, babe.
[echoing slam]
[country rock music]
[Announcer] When storage units are abandoned...
- Take a good look at this one.
- Whoo-hoo! - Nice one!
[Announcer] The treasures within...
- [laughs] Ooh!
[Announcer] Are put up for auction.
- Think I scored on this. - Sold it your way!
- Whoo! - 400!
- Woof! - [laughs]
[Singer] ♪ Money owns this town ♪
- M-O-N-E-Y!
- Are you ready? [people cheering]
[Lisa] So I'm on my way to Montebello this morning.
[Italian accent] Montebello.
Since I have decided to just jump right back
into the flea market world, of course, today,
I'm looking for flea market finds.
What I'm not looking for is swap meet stuff.
"What's the difference?" you ask.
Flea markets are monthly, curated,
more unique, vintage items, like my kind of stuff,
whereas a swap meet, it's like quantity.
You know, it's just like, here's a pile of tube socks
and some pots and pans.
Let's move it.
But you know what?
I want to kind of fine tune my biz
a little bit and make it more my style.
As a pet owner, the only flea that I like is a flea market.
I want to show my flair.
♪ ♪
[Kenny] Yo, Butch, I'm glad you're taking a chance
with me right now to go to one of these auctions, bruh.
- First of all, you didn't mention auction.
I'm driving you because, look, your car doesn't look safe.
When you start your car,
it looked like a game show was happening,
there were so many red lights on.
Where am I really taking you?
- We're going to the auction over here--
- Dude.
- In Montebello.
- I have a show.
I have to be in Vegas tonight.
- You gonna get there.
Just give me four or five hours.
We'll be all right.
- Four or five hours?
Yo, what? [laughs]
- He's a Vegas comedian, so I know
he can't resist the gamble.
Let me tell you, the key to this thing right 'chere
to me, we got to get a nice small unit, 5 by 10.
All right? - We?
- Yeah, we. [Butch] All right.
So I kind of like this.
I kind of--I got to be honest.
This is fun.
So we're gonna bid on units, right?
- Yeah, but I honestly know
we're gonna get a good unit because you're gonna
distract a lot of people. - I want to get a good unit.
- You're gonna distract-- - I'm gonna distract.
So is that my-- what you want me to do?
- Be distraction.
- What's our code word?
- Get 'em!
- [laughs]
[Emily] It's my first time here in Montebello.
I've heard people score huge lockers here.
And I also hear that there's usually
a lot of lockers up for grabs.
I hope all these rumors are true.
My treasure karma can't stop now.
So let's hope that my lucky streak stays alive
and that the storage gods are smiling down on me today.
[country rock music]
[Ivy] I don't know where I'm going.
I'm just driving because I know Montebello is that way.
It's kind of like the sailors.
I'm looking up at that cloud right there.
That cloud is telling me, go that way,
and I will be in Montebello.
Hey, I feel on top of the world.
That must be why I don't even need to use my GPS today.
Oh, here we are.
I told you the clouds never lead me wrong.
- Hey, man. - Yay.
- What up?
- Did you guys sign in?
- Yeah, we just did.
This is my boy Butch.
- How are you?
- Butch. - Pleasure to meet you.
- Kenny, I'm so glad you're here.
- Yes.
- Hi, pleasure to meet you. - What's your name?
- I'll take a hug. Butch.
- I'll take one too.
Hi, Butch.
Did he give you a hug? - He did not.
- Here, then I'm gonna give you another.
- I'll take two.
Great energy.
Thank you.
- He a comedian.
- Oh, so he keeps you laughing, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, that's one of my friends.
- Is it all the time?
- All day. Uh-oh.
[Laura] Oh, darling.
[Emily] Hi.
- Come over.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Is this your first time in Montebello?
- It is.
I heard some good things about this place.
- This place is great. - Hi, Emily.
How are you? - Hey, Emily.
[Butch] Butch, pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Ivy!
- Somebody say Superman?
- [laughs] - Ivy crazy, man.
- I got one question.
Where you find him?
- Oh, I found him at the Laugh Factory.
- The what factory? - The Laugh Factory.
I was the bouncer, and he was the--
- He was a door dude. Yeah.
- What kind of factory?
- Laugh Factory. - Land?
- Laugh.
- Land?
- Laugh, like, ha, ha, ha. - The Laugh.
- Laugh Factory? - [laughs] Yes.
Or is Dan losing his hearing?
- He's a comedian? - Yeah.
- Like a professional one? [Kenny] Yeah.
- Are you funny?
- I don't know.
I feel like this might be a setup.
- Kiddo. [Emily] Hey.
- Where you been? - I've been here.
- I thought you had gave up
after the last time we met.
- Oh, no. - Came back for more?
- Of course.
[Ivy] Maybe I didn't scare her enough the last time.
I'm gonna fix that today.
- Where'd you get that shirt at?
- I'm a huge fan.
Ordered it online.
If you're looking for T-shirts yourself,
Kenny Can Do It shirts are available online.
- At TheRealKennyDoIt.com.
[Kenny] Butch didn't get enough attention as a child.
That's why he's gonna be the perfect distraction today.
- Lisa! - Hi!
- Folsom! - Hi!
- Got the Folsom stripes on. - Cool.
- That's right. - I love your glasses.
They're awesome.
- No.
- That's right, that's right.
I wasn't sure if they read-- if they read on or no.
[Laura] That is so funny.
- Hi, Emily. - Hey.
- Nice to see you.
- How are you feeling today?
- No means no.
- Lisa, I heard you like dogs.
I have dogs.
- Oh, what?
Look at these great Dobermans.
What are their names?
- Beso and Boru.
- So sweet. - Good names.
- Yeah, it's called sabotage.
- He's got his buddy working on everybody, distracting you.
[Lisa] Ah.
I love you, but I'm not falling for that.
[Kenny] What are you talking about?
- You bring a friend to distract me.
- I don't do--hey. [Laura laughs]
- He's gonna show me more dog photos
when the good locker comes up.
- I don't know what you're talking about, Lisa.
- [laughs]
[Dan] All right.
Welcome to the auction.
We're Dan and Laura Dotson
with American Auctioneers.
And before you go through these gates,
you need to know the rules.
You got to go to the unit, remove the lock,
open the door, give you five minutes.
You take a look around.
You can't go inside the unit.
You can't open any boxes.
And whoever's got the most money in their pocket
can own it today-- are you ready?
[cheering]
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[Laura] All right, folks, let's go!
[Lisa] Ready! Ready! Ready!
[Butch] This is cool.
[buzzing]
- All right, here we go.
6 by 10.
Oh, I like it a little bigger.
[Dan] She likes it.
Under the stairway and to the back.
♪ ♪
- It's a big old TV, like, 60-incher,
suitcase, a bunch of bags.
- You think there's a TV in it?
- Yep, I do.
Nobody keeps a box of a TV for nothing.
[Person] Right.
[Ivy] The only problem with this one is,
you got to be short to like it.
[Kenny] I see a basket.
- Suitcases. - Yeah, suitcases.
- That's interesting. [Kenny] Yeah.
[Butch] I like that because you put stuff in there.
It's protected.
The water cooler alone is 150 bucks.
- Whisper, 'cause water girl is listening.
[Butch] What's in that suitcase?
- We gonna find out right now. - All right. All right.
- Kumbaya. - That's good.
We're done for today.
Thank you, folks.
- All right.
There is a lot of mystery in here.
I like that it's small and clean,
but is it flea market?
I see sort of a vintagey-looking tackle box.
And I see a box that says clothing,
so that could be good.
I think this might be worth bidding on.
- Finally got my flashlight today.
This is a good time to have a--oh.
Oh, OK, a lot of little things.
It looks like a lot to go through.
I see a TV. That's a good sign.
Everything's very organized.
This one might be worth the risk.
- Emily's got a special little light.
What'd you think?
- Can't be doing my iPhone.
[Butch] What'd you think?
- Um... [Butch] Yeah.
- I like this duo. I like this duo.
- You like coloring books?
We love to color together.
- No, we don't.
- Yeah, tell them the truth. - No, we don't.
Bull[bleep].
Oh, my God, Butch, I got a reputation to maintain, bruh.
Nobody gonna color with you.
Bruh, you cold-blooded.
[Dan] All right, here we go.
Number 20, what's your pleasure?
What are you gonna pay? How much? How much?
[Laura] Tell us, folks.
[Dan] 50 where? 50 there.
[auctioneering]
I got 150. 200? 200 there.
How about 250? And 250.
And 300? 300 there.
350? 350. 350.
And 400. I get 400 there.
How about 450?
450 there.
Now 500. What about 500?
500 there. 550? 550.
575? 550. 575?
575 going once. 575 going twice.
Last time to call at 575 and up.
Sold it your way.
Kenny Do It, lock it up, 550.
[Laura] You got it, Kenny.
- Kumbaya.
[laughter]
You got enemies now.
You can just call us Butch Cassidy
and the Mayonnaise Kid.
Come on, bruh. Put the flashlight on.
- Let's get it on there.
I'm excited, bud.
This is the first time I've ever done this.
- Let's start off with the bucket.
- All right, let's go.
Oh, don't rush.
That's plumbing equipment.
[Kenny] Everybody need a socket or two.
I see about $10 worth of stuff.
- Yeah.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, man. - What the hell?
- Rat boy. Did you cook today?
[Butch] This is all hooks, two fishing lures.
15 bucks. - Yeah.
Oh, shucks, we're gonna be watching
the Super Bowl, boy.
[Butch] That's right.
Look at this, a TV.
[Kenny] This girl heavy.
[Butch] If you drop it--
it feels pretty new.
How much for this, you think, 50 bucks?
[Kenny] Yeah.
[Butch] A pair of sneakers, Adidas,
do you know anything about these?
- Yeah, you wear them.
- 10 1/2, they're my size.
[Kenny] 25.
I couldn't wear them.
My toenails about 3 inches long.
- You're sharing too much.
All right.
[Kenny] This is an amplifier.
You hook your guitars and all that stuff up onto here.
[Butch] You get 20 bucks for that, right?
[Kenny] Yeah. [Butch] Look at this.
What is this? It feels heavy.
- We about to find out.
- Does heavy excite you anymore?
- Heavy?
- Like, if it's heavy, don't you think,
ooh, something's good?
- Let me tell you something, bro.
When you heavy all your life,
you try to forget about it.
- You better cut back on the mayonnaise, then.
What--who said--I love you.
- Nothing comes between the mayonnaise, bruh.
[Butch] Oh, speakers, Bose speakers.
[Kenny] $30.
- This thing says "caution when lifting,"
and it's empty.
[bleep]. [Kenny] How you know?
Might be some invisible prize in there, bruh.
[Butch] What the hell?
What is that?
I don't know what this is.
- Look at this right 'chere.
This is a new microphone stand.
- That is not a microphone stand.
- Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, get it right 'chere.
- He's got, like, electronic gloves.
I think he's a magician.
This is a magic trick.
It could be worth money.
- They got lights on the end.
[Butch] I think it's a magic thing.
[Kenny] I bet you couldn't put it all back in the suitcase
without messing up nothing.
[Butch] I bet.
[Kenny] If you ain't got an idea
and I ain't got no idea,
we need to take it to somebody who got an idea.
- Right?
[Kenny] At least it's on wheels.
- Hey, there's a college refrigerator in here.
That's money.
[Kenny] 50 bucks. Don't open that fridge, bruh.
- Why?
- If it smells.
- Oh. All right.
Scared the [bleep] out of me.
We got a water dispenser.
You probably get 30 bucks for that.
[Kenny] Yeah.
[Butch] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Kenny] These are football cards.
That's Aaron Donald, ain't it?
- Yeah. Todd Gurley.
[Kenny] About $25 for the both.
- Oh, wait.
- Machete.
$25, bro.
- Yo, we got something here.
- Oh, that's money.
- That's brand-new.
[Kenny] $50, another amp.
There you go.
That's a Behringer, $35.
- Grab it.
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[Both] Oh!
- Now we talking.
There's lighters and--
[Butch] They're blowtorches.
We really might have some money.
[Both] Oh!
- Yeah. [laughs]
- What the [bleep]?
What just--
- Just regular [bleep], bruh.
- Man, I almost killed us.
- [laughs] - These work.
♪ ♪
Oh, yes.
We've only got 14 more of these left on the board.
They're going like hotcakes.
If you're at home right now, please jump on the phones.
What's the number again, Kenny?
Can you remind them of the telephone number?
- Yeah, it's 1-1200-Set-It-On-Fire.
- 1-1200-Set-It-On-Fire
if you're interested in the gold scorch.
How much do you think these are worth?
- Probably about $20 apiece.
- 31, 32, 33, 34, 35-- there's 55 here.
55 times 20, 1,100 bucks.
- Big time.
- You got your money back.
- Yeah, we could go to all the Carl's Juniors
on the way back to Vegas.
- I have no idea what you just said,
but we will.
[buzzing]
- All right, folks!
Oh, lots of boxes.
An old Huffy.
[Dan] You know any unit with a Huffy can't be stuffy.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, my goodness.
Look like they went to the supermarket
and got a bunch of tape
and just boxed every single thing up
in every single box they could find.
That's a pretty sweet skillet right there, though.
If neat is a good thing, this is a good one.
Definitely a treasure hunt, definitely.
- OK, box o' palooza in here, box o' rama.
There could be anything in those boxes, so that's good.
Great old Huffy bike.
All right, we'll see how this goes.
- Man. - OK.
- That house was on "The Wizard of Oz."
That's what the witch was riding.
[Butch] They wrapped this stuff,
so there is a little bit of care.
[Kenny] And then you're gonna have to have a lot of time
to go through these boxes.
[Butch] Oh, you guys are all interested
in the time and stuff, right?
- Hell yeah. Time is money.
- Yeah. Time is money. - Money is time.
- All right.
Ooh, what's in there, though?
They took time to wrap--
that's a picture, or painting, maybe.
- Or a mirror.
- Oh, that's-- yeah, you're good.
- I did say that I wanted a lot of little stuff,
and this is a lot of little stuff.
I like how neatly wrapped everything is.
It's a lot of mystery, but a lot of risk too.
♪ ♪
- All righty, here we go. Number 20.
What's your pleasure? What are you gonna pay?
Say it. How much? How much?
I got 100 right there. Now 200.
[auctioneering]
[dramatic music]
500, 600, and 600, 700.
And 700 right there.
[auctioneering] 900 where?
900 there and 1,000.
1,000, 1,100, 1,100 there.
1,200 now. Who will bid 1,300?
1,300. 1,300 there.
What about 1,400? Now 1,400. 1,400.
[Lisa] Ivy's really mad-dogging me over there.
Well, good thing I know how to deal with mad dogs--
really, all kinds of dogs.
[Dan] What about 1,500? 1,500. I got 1,500.
What about 1,600?
What about 1,600? 1,600.
What about 1,600? Going once.
1,600 going twice.
Last and final call at 1,500.
[auctioneering]
Sold it your way, 1,500 to Lisa.
[cheering]
[Lisa] Somebody took a lot of time
packing their possessions.
That's gotta mean something.
[buzzing]
- OK.
We ready?
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
5 by 13.
[suspenseful music]
- Well, ooh.
Got a little go kart looking thingy, scooter,
my favorite kind of tote here up front,
some magazines, some tools, some irons.
Shamu--or Free Willy. Which one is it?
Well, we got something new in the boxes there.
I'll give it a stab.
You never know.
[Kenny] This is like a tool man.
The ABC coloring books--
it looks like they got the keyboard in there.
What's that right 'chere, bruh?
- All right, see his good-- his wires, though.
[laughs] - No, that's a guitar amp.
See right there?
That's a guitar amp.
[laughter]
- You see?
- I can--you know what?
No, I can't see,
but your ass is blind as a bat, bruh.
They got a hydrogen fire-- oxygen tank.
Water girl, they got an oxygen tank.
Thank you, bruh.
I seen everything I didn't want to see.
[Emily] Oh, lots of stuff again.
This is--this is a lot.
It kind of looks like they threw everything in here.
I just don't like how the drawers are thrown.
And this is kind of-- kind of looks busted.
[Lisa] What's next?
What's next? Oh, whoa.
It goes--it goes back.
It's deep.
Is that a go kart?
A lot of toys.
Oh, some good flea market tables.
We got bins.
It's kind of haphazard,
but there could be some good stuff in here.
- All right. Nice little unit.
Here we go. Number 20. What are you gonna pay?
Say it. How much? How much? How much money where?
- Right here.
- I got $100 right here. 150.
150. 150.
And then a 200, 200 there, 250.
I get 250. Want to bid 300?
300 there. 350.
350. Want to bid 400, 400.
I got 400 bucks. 450.
How about 425. I got 425.
450. What about 450? Going once.
450 going twice.
Last and final call at 400, 400.
What about 450 now?
- Whoo! - Sold it your way, $425, Ivy!
[Laura] 425, Ivy!
[Ivy] The only stairs I like climbing
are the ones that take me to my new locker.
One step at a time,
I'm gonna be making money today.
[buzzing]
- Get ready for a 6 by 10.
All right.
Where's the magic?
[Ivy] Wow. [Laura] Oh, wow.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- OK, I like the size.
I like that there's not too much.
That's such a nice fridge.
I know I can sell this TV stand.
It looks like a pullout couch.
I know those sell.
OK. There's money in this one.
[Ivy] Weird chair.
I see lots of pots and pans and knives.
Ooh, dishwashing liquid-- go wash some clothes.
I don't know. We'll see.
[Butch] What do we got?
- Look at right 'chere, bruh.
[Butch] Coffee table.
[Kenny] Yeah, "refrigumurator."
[Butch] That's worth a couple bucks.
[Kenny] Yeah. - What's back there?
[Kenny] They got some totes.
Nah, bruh. Nah, bruh. Nah, bruh.
- Just chill.
- Nah, the dude is right 'chere behind us, bruh.
- Thank you, thank you.
I was gonna kick his ass out of here.
[Kenny] I know you would, bruh.
♪ ♪
- What is that big thing, a big couch or something?
No, this is not flea market.
Nope, not for me.
- All right, here we go. - Tell us, folks.
- How much money? What's your pleasure?
What are you gonna pay? Say it. How much? How much?
How much money where? 100 bucks, where?
- Right 'chere.
[Dan auctioneering]
- Over here.
[Dan] I got 175. What about 200? 200.
I got 200. What about 225?
225. And 225.
250. Want to bid 250?
I got 250. 275, where?
250 and 275.
275 going once. 275 going twice.
Last and final call at 250.
[auctioneering]
Sold that your way, Emily. $250, Emily.
- I just kept putting my hand up.
I'm like, it's mine.
The gods were with me on that one.
Now I just hope it pans out.
- All right. That's the end of the auction.
And don't forget to pay the lady.
Thank you, everyone.
Whoo-hoo!
- All right.
I wagered $1,500 on this locker.
I am ready to unpack some profit.
Here we go.
[suspenseful music]
What was I thinking?
Oh, wow.
I really hope these boxes are full of fabulousness.
♪ ♪
OK, that is some artwork.
20 bucks.
♪ ♪
This is actually a vintage bicycle.
That's a cute cruiser.
This is like Pee-Wee-Herman-style bicycle.
40 bucks.
I think we can all agree that
the case is not in good shape.
♪ ♪
$10 guitar.
This is giving me VHS vibes.
Ooh!
Handycam. Classic. 30 bucks.
All right, the first box has been opened.
A bunch of small glass figurines.
I mean, my goal is flea market,
but this is actually more swap meet stuff,
so that's all right.
Money is money.
50 bucks for this entire box.
All right, let me see if this is actually a tent.
It is not.
It is actually trash.
[buzzer blares]
Ooh, dirty--dirty bedding.
Oh, the smell. Oh.
[buzzer blares] It's kind of cool.
Let's see if it's got the stuff in it.
Oh, nice.
Look at this cute record player.
It's probably from, like, the '50s.
30 bucks.
Hey, look, everything and the kitchen sink.
[suspenseful music]
Oh, that's "Lord of the Rings" board game,
it looks like.
[groans] $5.
But hey, it's a folding chair
I can use at the flea market.
10 bucks.
You know what?
This is actually a decent sink.
It's got all the tubes and the knobs and dials.
This is 50 bucks.
This says clothes that need to be washed,
which equals clothes that need to be thrown in the trash.
[buzzer blares]
Oh, this is kind of cool, actually--
nautical-themed mirror with little examples
of crochet knots.
40 bucks.
Dirty old pots and pans, trash.
[buzzer blares]
I feel like I've entered into
an alternate trash reality.
All right, we got some individually wrapped
items here.
If this is a compact disk, I'm gonna scream.
[screams]
[dramatic music]
[buzzer blares]
This looks like how my Uncle Morty
might wrap a Christmas gift.
Everything about the way this is wrapped,
it's like a warning.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
♪ Coffee corner ♪
Intact.
Look at this beauty.
She could use a little cleaning up,
but that's kind of great.
20 bucks.
That is the stuff of nightmares.
No money.
[buzzer blares]
♪ ♪
[laughs] That's funny.
Oh, so thankful, it says.
You know where you can put that spoon?
Trash. [buzzer blares]
Don't tell the other buyers,
but I think I made a big mistake.
Oh, cool, a dirty sheet.
That's it, just a dirty sheet.
Trash. [buzzer blares]
Trash.
[buzzer blares] Trash.
[buzzer blares]
Trash.
[buzzer blares]
Oh, that's what I always wanted.
[laughs]
But the wheels do work.
It's kind of cute.
$5.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
Wait.
No, that is not a--it's a bigger shopping cart.
A bigger shopping cart-- got two shopping carts, $5.
Gotta get to the top.
Maybe they put the good stuff up here.
Toothpaste.
There's nothing even in here.
It's empty.
Trash. [buzzer blares]
The rest is just trash.
[buzzer blares]
Oh, God, it's more toiletries and trash.
[buzzer blares] There's rhyme or reason
to this trash.
♪ ♪
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
The trash!
Trash-a-lanche.
Everyone OK?
I just paid a lot of money to do a lot of work.
It's time to go.
This dog of a locker has fleas.
♪ ♪
- Here we go.
I'm in a great mood.
And if this locker knows what's good for it,
I'm gonna stay that way.
[grunts]
Well, let's see what 425 gets you.
[grunts]
Looks like the bottom of a waterbed.
No money at the moment.
[buzzer blares]
Ooh, OK.
There's some great toys in here.
Look at all the kids books. Wow.
This whole entire thing, I'm gonna get 100 bucks for it,
I guarantee it.
Ooh, Shamu, how you doing, buddy?
I told you I'd be back for you.
Hang out over here, brother.
Me and him kind of look alike-- studs of the ocean.
Here's a good $30 table.
Another 30 bucks.
City street pictures, 20 bucks each.
♪ Minnie Mouse ♪
Disney stuff sells really good.
It's about 40 bucks.
We got a jack, some tools,
some gloves-- $20 worth of tools.
All righty.
A baby go kart. A Batman go kart.
Whoo! 40 bucks.
I can get 20 bucks for this.
Ah! Ah! [grunts]
The tape is getting strong these days.
All of these, 80 bucks.
All right.
Good looking dirt bike, brand-new, 75 bucks.
JBL is a great brand, and it's not ripped.
That's $100 right there.
And, ooh, some video games.
"Mario Party," "Mario Deluxe."
"Mario, Mario."
Right here is a $100 bill.
This looks to be an electric scooter, brand-new.
100 bucks in my pocket.
OK. Ooh.
♪ ♪
Holy moly.
♪ ♪
That's weird.
Ooh, that's heavy.
That's gotta be teakwood.
♪ ♪
This is weird stuff, weird wood.
You go from really expensive wood
to newer electronic stuff.
I ain't gonna lie. I have no idea.
But it's got numbers on it,
which is weird looking numbers.
Maybe it tells the size of your head or something.
Maybe a hat machine, maybe that's it.
Well, we'll find out.
You know my saying-- if I don't know what it is,
find somebody who do.
This is either gonna be
great, normal, or average,
one of those three.
Ha, ha, ha, hit all the points.
♪ ♪
Ooh, I see some gold.
And it is real.
Look at that-- with a set of earrings
on the end right there.
$300 in gold.
What we got in here?
Dolls.
This whole entire box, 60 bucks.
Adjustable weight set,
brand-new in the box, 100 bucks.
I'll tell you, they used some good tape in this unit.
Toys, puzzles, games,
Hello Kitty, an easy $100 box.
This is light.
♪ ♪
Uh-oh, little figures in excellent condition.
"Minecraft" lamp.
The whole box together, 80 bucks.
Ooh, boatload of figures.
"Toy Story," "Spawn," 80 bucks.
This electric scooter right here
when I put it together, 75 bucks.
Full metal table on the bottom, almost has grills, wood top,
20 on this one.
The set right here, here and here, 20 bucks.
We got a easy $30 shelf, compact size.
♪ ♪
What are you gonna be?
All right, I finished on a good note.
Right here, another $60 worth of figures.
Well over $1,500, and I still got
those hat thingies to get checked out.
Man, it's a great day.
Whoo!
♪ ♪
[Emily] All right, it's the moment of truth.
May fortune smile upon me.
Namaste.
Is that--is that the right thing to say right now?
I paid 250 for this.
Let's see what I got.
What's going on here?
Is this real?
Oh, come on, I got so excited.
It's fake.
[buzzer blares] Too good to be true.
The gods can be real tricksters sometimes.
♪ ♪
What have we got here?
Car parts, suspension component.
This is at least 40 bucks.
Stabilizer jacks, another 40 bucks.
OK, Sony audio and video.
I know this will sell for 100 bucks--
sold a few of these.
Looks like it's a swing jaw corner clamp.
I'd say 25 bucks right here.
♪ ♪
This looks like it's brand-new.
10 bucks.
A cooking pot.
25 bucks.
Let me get some of this stuff that's on here.
♪ ♪
Got a origami Ninja star.
Sorry, there's a reason I'm buying lockers
instead of being a Ninja.
Get this out of the way.
I don't look strong, but when it comes to moving furniture,
somehow, I make it happen.
There's muscle here.
I'm gonna put that right there.
25 bucks as-is.
I got a nice little chair, 20 bucks.
This right here is what got me to buy this locker.
I said, this is a pretty cool fridge.
And the rule is, never open up a fridge.
But I feel like I want to break the rule.
Why not?
Yeah, exactly.
See, I gotta trust my intuition,
because this thing's pretty clean.
I say this fridge, the style of it itself,
this is an easy 600.
♪ ♪
A mystery basket.
♪ ♪
Let's see, some sweaters.
Ooh, some clothes maybe to sell.
Ooh, we got a bunch of vintage band tees, it looks like.
Nice. Aerosmith.
Metallica. Sick.
All right, we got a score right here.
Some of these shirts, I know for sure,
are at least 100 bucks or more.
Old tag. That's great.
This is real.
The feel of this, it feels so great.
More band tees.
It's all band tees.
I think this is like
a once-in-a-lifetime score right here.
I always say that the laundry baskets are my nightmare
and especially when they're full of clothes.
This one I'm saying $100 each.
Got $3,000 lot right here in the laundry basket.
This locker is rocking now.
I'm excited.
OK, let's keep this going.
♪ ♪
I know this tea set I can sell for 50 bucks.
♪ ♪
What is this old thing?
All right.
Ooh, what do we have here?
Oh. Oh, let's see.
That's cool. It could be something.
[suspenseful music]
Give me the--another brooch.
Maybe these are rare brooches.
♪ ♪
Yeah, it's a crab.
And then we have a lion.
Oh, it's a Leo.
Oh. Oh, my goodness.
It took me a few seconds to realize
these are all astrology.
Hello. Hello, Emily.
It's really hard to tell the price on these.
I have to ask somebody, you know,
their opinion on this, 'cause I'm not sure.
The box looks cool.
Could be worth something.
I'm gonna stick a pin in this for now.
♪ ♪
Oh, you know what?
I love this.
It says exactly what's in here.
We got two small chairs, an air filter,
air mattress, box spare car parts.
You know, I'm looking through it,
it looks like everything that's listed
is actually in here.
So we got a $300 lot right here.
♪ ♪
A little tiny camping oven.
$50.
That's cool.
Looks like another media console right here.
Another $35.
Well, it looks like what they say about Montebello is true,
and my lucky streak still continues.
And I still have to check out what those brooches are worth.
♪ ♪
[Ivy] Pops is in town,
so I brought him along to see Mark Mejia,
the owner of Baron Hats.
This crap is heavy. - I can tell.
That's why you gave me all the heavy stuff.
- Yeah.
Whatever it is I found in that locker,
Mark's gonna know all about it.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Hey, Mark. - Hey, how you doing?
How are you, Ivy?
[Ivy] Glad you were able to make time for us.
- Oh, it's my pleasure. I'm glad you can come in.
- Long ride, but we're here.
All right. [Mark] Nice.
I'll explain a little bit about
what I see in front of me here.
I'll talk to you a little bit about these blocks first.
This is a women's form, women's hat making.
This particular one is made out of soft wood.
It's made out of balsa,
so it's easy to shape and carve.
So when you're making women's hats, that's millinery.
When you're a hatter, that's men's hats.
And that's these type of blocks that are made out of poplar.
Very hard, so it's hard to pin or to hammer
on these type of blocks.
There's wooden blocks that are for the brim,
and there's wooden blocks for the crown.
This is for the crown, these.
This one in particular here is for the brim.
- What kind of head shape is that?
- It's kind of an oddball shape.
I think this is a block that was
used for what we call a Gatsby or a trucker hat,
baseball hat.
This particular block is heavy,
and I think it's made out of ironwood.
And I'm not sure exactly what this shape is for,
but it's very interesting,
because it's got some brass inserts to it.
- Now, this stuff, it looks more modern than that stuff.
[Mark] Right.
So this is a conformateur,
and this is called the formillion.
And so you would put this on, and it goes like this.
And then you tighten these wing nuts up,
and it'll give you the shape.
And it will also give me the size of your head.
- So if your head crooked on one side,
that'll kind of let you know.
- Right. And most people are.
They have a crooked head, including me.
- So these blocks, are they newer for their age,
older for their age?
- So this one in particular,
this is probably 100 years old, probably.
You know, it's very, very old.
This could be more modern, potentially.
This is very old.
This is probably 100 years old, and this as well.
- Now I see that, in here,
you made a ton of different hats
for a ton of different famous people.
[Mark] Yep. - Which one's your favorite?
- One of the ones that maybe is my favorite
is probably Beyonce's hat for the Formation tour.
- You know that hat? - I don't know that hat.
- I don't know that hat either.
- Well, I'm gonna show you.
♪ ♪
[Ivy] - Oh, wow. OK.
I actually do know that hat now that I've seen it.
- How can you miss it?
[Pops] Yeah. [Ivy] I agree.
What hat would look good on me?
- You'd probably look good in a fedora, you know.
- Oh, I know what you-- he mean like the one
that fought Godzilla.
- What?
- Fedora, you know.
- That's Ghidorah.
- Oh.
- Something like this.
- Oh, that's a pimp hat. - Yeah, OK.
You can call it that.
- I definitely look good in a pimp hat.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- What hat he look good in?
- I think he'd look good in the Fat Albert.
- Ooh, that's definitely that.
You know about Fat Albert? Were you born then?
- I--I've seen the reruns.
[Ivy] Fat Albert's a cool dude.
[laughter]
Well, we want to know about our items,
but what we really wanted to know is,
how much money we gonna make?
- You know, I think really, at the end of the day,
all the items together collectively, maybe...
♪ ♪
1,500.
- Ooh-whee!
Told you, you should come to this appraiser.
- No kidding. - [laughs]
- Thank you, sir. - You're welcome.
- We finna go have steak dinner.
You want to come? - You bet.
- Shoot, we got $1,500 to burn.
- [laughs] All right, you're on.
♪ ♪
[Emily] I've always wanted to check this place out,
Zodiac Jules.
And now I have the perfect excuse
to meet with owner Julie Kartalian
about my brooches.
Hopefully, they'll stick me with more profit.
Hey. Julie? - Yes.
- Hi. Emily.
- Emily. [Emily] Nice to meet you.
- Great to meet you.
- Yeah. - So what do you have?
- I have these three brooches.
- I'm so excited.
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, my--oh, my goodness.
So they're all zodiacs. - Mm-hmm.
[Julie] Oh, my God, they are lovely.
Wow, these are so beautiful.
So we've got Leo the lion.
- That's me.
[Julie] You're a Leo?
Cancer the crab is my favorite.
Guess why. - Are you a Cancer?
[Julie] I am a Cancer.
And then you've got Aquarius.
They are so lovely.
And they do look like diamonds,
but they are not. - Aw.
- They're costume jewelry, but they are still collectible.
- OK. [Julie] OK.
As you can see, they are all stamped.
De Nicola, that's the maker. - Mm-hmm.
So Jerry De Nicola started his company in the late '50s
in New York City, and he specialized in designing
beautiful costume jewelry that looked like real jewelry.
- It looks really real. [Julie] It does.
[Emily] Do you know how old they are?
- So these were made in 1969.
- These are from 1969?
- 1969, and they are in great shape.
[Emily] Beautiful.
- I'm sure a collector would love to have these.
- Speaking of price, how much are these worth?
- So looking at these three,
I would say...
[suspenseful music]
$500 each.
- No way. That's amazing.
Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
- Wow, this is crazy.
You know, I only spent 250 on this locker.
- Emily.
- So it seems like my sign,
it's the dollar sign.
♪ ♪
[Kenny] Butch is taking me and our suitcase
full of something to meet magician Ben Seidman.
[Butch] I'm excited, bud.
[Kenny] Can we hurry up and speed up?
'Cause we close by the beach.
- Let's go!
- Maybe he'll know what kind of alakazam
we got right 'chere.
♪ ♪
- Here he is! Abracadabra.
Kenny, Ben. - Gentlemen.
Hello. - What's crackin' bruh??
[Ben] Very nice to meet you. - Hocus pocus.
- It's a pleasure. - How you doing, man?
- Good to see you. It's been too long.
- That's your new nickname, Hocus Pocus.
[Ben] I'll take it. - Hocus Pocus.
- You can call me whatever you want,
but you're gonna show me some magic stuff today.
[Butch] Yes, we are. - I'm so excited.
- All right, Ben.
What you got up your sleeves, bruh?
- Only arms. [Butch] Ben!
- Only arms.
But yeah, I'll do something for you if you want.
Look, I have a deck of cards here.
Yeah? I'll tell you what.
Will you take one? Grab one out.
Make sure I can't see it. [Butch] OK.
[Ben] Got it. Take a look at it.
- I don't necessarily trust you right now.
[Ben] Take a look at it. - OK.
[Ben] Yeah. Got it?
And then I'll take it back
and then out of curiosity, Kenny,
do you have a favorite card as well?
- Uh-huh.
- And what is yours?
- Eight of diamonds. [Ben] Eight of diamonds.
Hey, Kenny, did you feel anything?
- Bruh, don't be putting [bleep] on me, dude.
No, I didn't feel nothing.
- Stand up and look at your chair.
- I swear to God, bruh, they--
holy [bleep].
- Dude, there's a card.
- Oh, [bleep].
- I'm gonna grab it. - [laughs]
What? What? - [bleep].
- [laughing] - You ain't real, bro.
[Butch] Yo. [Kenny] He ain't real, bro.
- But wait. Hold on one second.
That was not the one you wanted, though.
So you can sit back down,
because you wanted the eight of diamonds.
Would it be cool if the eight of diamonds
was in my pocket?
Would that be amazing?
- Yeah, that would be impressive.
- I think it would be better
if the eight of diamonds was in Butch's pocket.
- I have nothing to do with this.
This is a setup. - Bruh.
- Stand up. Reach into your back pocket.
- I'm really paranoid.
You didn't get close to me. I know you didn't.
[Ben] I didn't get close to you.
Back pocket, buddy.
[Kenny] [bleep].
Bruh, this is crazy.
- What?
Did you do that? - Bruh, I ain't--
- How are you involved in this?
When did this happen?
Did you come in my hotel room? - That is crazy, bruh.
- Yo, that's very creepy, amazing.
- Well, thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.
- Wow. Ben Seidman!
- [laughs]
Oh, thank you.
It is great to be here in this mostly empty comedy club.
[Butch] Oh, that was amazing, dude.
[laughs] - Let's see what you got.
I don't know really what you have here, but--
[Kenny] I thought it was Q-tips.
- Am I appraising the--
[Butch] Is this magic?
- Uh...
- What is this, Ben?
- This is--
- Can I see these for a second?
[Kenny] Yeah, Michael Jackson.
[Butch] There's two for the magic.
[Ben] Yeah, every great magic trick has a twist ending.
- Yup.
- And I think that the twist ending to this one
is that none of this stuff
has anything to do with magic at all.
I'm pretty sure these were used at a rave for dancing.
Like, they've got lights in them.
- I'm sorry. I thought--
- What kind of bull[bleep] is that?
- This was used at Burning Man.
I would say the only--the only magic related thing here
is that someone might have been on magic mushrooms
while they were using it.
That's the closest that we can get.
But I will say I have a friend.
She goes by Flow Mayhem.
That's her-- that's her dancing name.
She's, like, super into EDM and stuff.
- This sounds good. [Ben] Right?
She's the one who's gonna be able to tell you
whether or not this is worth anything
and how you use this stuff.
- Let's get my sexy on, bro.
- ♪ Flow Mayhem ♪
- ♪ Just do the ♪
♪ ♪
[Butch] Flow Mayhem. - Hey, guys.
What's up? - Hi, I'm Butch.
How are you? - It's nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you. - Hi. Kenny?
- Kenny done did it.
- Nice to meet you.
- Ben said you would help us out,
that you're an expert, possibly in the world of what's in here.
- Yeah, let's see what you guys got.
- We got all kind of stuff right 'chere.
- So what did you guys think this was?
[Butch] We thought it was magic stuff.
[Kenny] Hocus pocus.
[Flow] All right.
[Kenny] It's already disco-ing.
One of them's--whoo!
One of them's already on.
- That's magic 'cause it wasn't doing that before.
- So the first thing I'm seeing is you guys
have a lot of foam sticks.
These are, I think, for parties, raves.
You want to try them?
There you go.
OK. - Oh, [bleep].
[Flow] These are the LED raver gloves.
- Go on.
- OK, I'm kind of doing it.
Look at me go.
I'm kind of doing it, you guys. Whoo!
- What's that right there?
[Flow] So these right here-- - I sound like a child.
- These are poi.
This is one of the OG flow tools.
These are actually by Flowtoys.
- Oh, cool.
- Do you guys know what flow arts is?
- No, please tell me about him.
- So flow arts is prop manipulation,
plus dance that involves manipulating an object.
It originated back in New Zealand with poi,
and people used to use it to fix their grip strength
if they were wielding different weapons around.
And then the raver scene picked it up in the '90s,
and they put a bunch of LEDs over it.
And that became kind of what we see here.
- Right 'chere.
- So you would press it. [Butch] Ooh!
It pulses.
[Flow] It does.
See? [Butch] Look at this.
[Kenny] You go with your bad self.
I finally see the light. - [laughs]
- OK, this one is my favorite one so far.
- Yeah? [Flow] This is a dragon staff.
It was invented in 2004 by a man named Gora.
- So you used to working with something like this?
[Butch] Oh, look at this. - So you can see,
this guy, you can roll it around.
- What? - Yeah.
[Butch] What? [Kenny] Look at her.
She a professional.
Whoa! [Flow] Yeah.
It's one of the flow tools
that I think is gaining the most momentum
on the internet these days.
- That momentum sound like mo' money.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- Can you dance me into some profit right 'chere?
- So between the foam, the gloves,
the poi, the dragon staff...
- [roars]
- You're looking at about...
♪ ♪
$1,200.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yee-hee-hee-hee!
[Kenny] Oh, dang. [Butch] Thank you, Ms. Mayhem.
- Mayhem-- - With an abracadabra recovery.
[both grunting rhythmically]
- Can you turn this into a disco
and show us how to do it?
- Disco?
Let me show you how to really party.
- Yeah! [laughs] What?
- Don't give me a heart attack, girl.
[country rock music]
[announcer] Atop the Montebello,
Emily Pokoj stuck first place with 5,500 bucks,
while Ivy Calvin's profit brimmed to $2,800.
Kenny Crossley and Butch Bradley
conjured up $2,000.
And Lisa DeLarios got totally trashed.
♪ ♪
- Show me what you got, Miss... - Mayhem!
- Let's do it.
[Butch] Let's go.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- This [bleep] tiresome.
♪ ♪
Party over. [music stops]
Party over, bruh.
I is sweatin' bricks in here.
[echoing slam]