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I might be wrong but I might be right
Anyhow, I know I tried
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I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
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I like her taste when it fills my soul
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I'll tell you something
I've never told anyone
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Not anyone, not anyone
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Everyone's got a bleeding heart
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I don't know where
Or when to start
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I better bleed, I better bleed
I better stop
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Silly boys, you ran away
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You're unemployed
You'd waste away
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Silly boys, you ran away
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You're unemployed
You'd waste away
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Silly boys, you run away too far
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Remember this
Remember where you are
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What the fuck?
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Life is good, it's what I see
That makes me wanna disagree
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I better leave, I better leave
I better not
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I better leave, I better leave
I better not
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You might be wrong
'Cause you know I'm right
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If you lose your way
You just follow mine
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I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
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And I'll still be in love with you.
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It's that way that you, uh...
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It's the way that you...
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Wait, shit.
Come on, Dave, what is it?
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That, uh... That amazing...
It's that amazing way that...
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Who are you talking to?
Oh! Jesus.
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You scared the crap out of me.
Sony.
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No, it's all right.
I just... Um, I thought I was alone.
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So you were talking to no one?
No.
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You go to Humphrey?
Yeah. Westerberg?
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North.
Do you know whose party this is?
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No, not a clue. What about you?
No, I don't know.
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I got brought by some friends.
Not even friends, really, just these girls.
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They might be whores.
Or at least whorish.
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The guys I hang outwith,
we drive around all night
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calling everyone we know,
just looking for some party.
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I mean, any Pam'-
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We'll finally find one, and we'll get here
and we won't know anybody
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so we just stand around
and eventually just leave,
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go look for some other party.
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That's silly. Why do you do it?
What else are you gonna do, right?
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Why'd you come out tonight?
I don't know.
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A laugh, maybe.
But I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
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I got someone. I mean, kind of.
I have a dude.
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Who?
Why?
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Maybe I know him.
You don't. He's older.
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So why aren't you in there right now
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putting moves on some waifish
sophomore with low self-esteem?
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I just kind of have one girl
that I'm kind of interested in.
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So, what's her name?
Jane.
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Jane Nussbaum?
Harmon.
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So, what's your name?
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Dave.
Dave, I'm Aubrey.
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Audrey. Aubrey.
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Aubrey.
Yeah.
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And you go to North.
Senior?
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Junior.
Right. Of course you are, yeah.
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What is that supposed to mean?
Am I not mature enough for you?
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No, of course not.
I mean, no, of course you are.
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It's just, uh, you don't have that look
in your eye, you know?
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Not sure I do.
That desperate, kind of demented look.
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The "Whoo, I'm a senior and I'm
graduating in less than a month,
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and all my nights of drunken
high school panties are almost over."
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Right?
You got that look
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So this girl Jane, she, um...
She doesn't like you back?
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She likes me.
Um, platonically. As a friend.
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Oh, I know what "platonically" means.
I'm a junior, not a moron.
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I'm sorry.
It's cool, Dave.
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So have you tried?
Like actually tried?
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I think she's gonna hook up
with Brendan Meltzer tonight.
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Ooh, my friend hooked up with Brendan once.
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There you go.
He is ripped.
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What are you doing to me?
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I'm just saying if she's with Brendan
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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Well, trust me, they're not up, okay?
That's why I'm out here.
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Because you're hiding?
I'm not hiding.
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Fleeing?
No.
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Fleeing?
Yeah.
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I just... Ugh.
I had to get out of there, okay?
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I couldn't exactly stand around
watching the girl that I'm in love with
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flirt with the best-looking guy ever
It's torture.
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Want some gum?
No, thanks. I'm good.
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Yeah, actually.
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Uh, I should get back inside before,
you know, they leave without me.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
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Hmm?
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Do you think it's possible that there's
something I could say to this girl,
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uh, just some way I could tell her how I feel
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in a way that just would make her
fall for me? You know?
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What do you have in mind?
Here.
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Wow.
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"Jane...
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Janey,
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lately I've been feeling
like there's so much noise.
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You know, uh, so much static.
All these voices competing for attention.
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Teachers, parents, magazines.
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What's in, what's out, who's cool,
who's not cool enough.
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And it's like all this shit just gets so loud
I feel like I can't even hear myself think.
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You know, I just wanna get in my car and drive.
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But then I see you.
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I see you across the hall,
leaning against your locker
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in that jacket that you love so much,
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and, uh, the way you tuck your hair
back behind your ears.
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And you see me and you smile.
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You just smile,
and it's like all that noise fades away.
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You know?
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And the only thing I can hear
is the sound of your voice
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when you call out my name."
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Hmm.
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Oh, no. Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, I'm literally
too embarrassing to even live.
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No. No.
I can't believe I just said that. Out loud.
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I mean, even to you. L...
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I can't even believe
I was gonna say that to her. I was.
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Okay. It's not that
so much as she doesn't...
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She doesn't really care about that shit,
you know, the noise and the magazines.
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And she definitely doesn't wanna hear how beautiful you
think she is when she tucks her hair behind her ears.
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I mean, I doubt she really
wants to hear anything.
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All she wants to feel is a little less
freaked out than she already does,
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which, you know, is probably very.
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So she wants to be with a guy
who seems less freaked out than she is,
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and if you can be that guy, then rad.
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But if you can't...
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then you're not gonna be her dude.
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I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?
Not with that attitude, my friend, no.
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And you're a senior,
so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
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Maybe in college you can reinvent
yourself as a doer, not a talker.
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Maybe.
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Well, you should probably get back, huh?
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Or, you know, if you're worried
your friends are gonna leave...
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You asked for my opinion.
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No, I was just gonna say
you could catch a ride home with me.
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Oh. Well, um...
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Yeah, those whores won't leave without me.
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They're all probably hooking up with somebody.
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I would have to go and unhook them,
and I don't feel like doing that, so...
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Then don't.
All right. I won't.
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Great.
Okay.
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This song is amazing.
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Yeah, this song is amazing.
Amazing.
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Wanna dance with me?
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I don't know, I...
Do you wanna...? Ahem.
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Do you wanna dance with me?
Hmm, no.
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What?
Well, l... Mm-mm.
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J ust...
O
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Man, way to build up my confidence.
You did... Well, l...
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Which was lacking. It was lacking.
And you even pointed it out.
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Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.
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And I don't do...
I don't do either.
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Those couples, they make me nauseous.
It's like, "Really, guys?
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You're gonna make out in the fricking
mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.
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Okay, well, first of all, we're
all alone here, you know.
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Second of all, I mean, I was just
talking about one dance, you know.
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Well?
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.
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All we need now is for it to be raining,
and, like...
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I mean, it's just so tired, right?
And completely...
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Would you deal with it?
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Your balls are vibrating.
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Uh...
Uh...
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Um...
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Uh... Huh.
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What? What?
Oh, it's just the cops are here.
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1: Get out of here!
2: Get out of here! Cops!
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Where's your car?
3: We're out of here, man.
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Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did.
What?
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My little English friend.
Who?
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They're taking everybody's name, they're handcuffing people.
It's every man for himself. Let's go.
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What's wrong with you assholes?
Let's go.
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What should we do?
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Um, hang on, I just need to...
I'll call my...
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My house is like 10 blocks away.
You wanna walk with me for a little?
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Yes.
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Where are you gonna go to college?
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Uh, Columbia.
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Wow, so you're, like, Smartypants McGee.
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No, I don't know
about "Smartypants McGee."
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Any idea what you might wanna do?
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I wanna teach.
I wanna live in New York and teach.
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Oh.
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Elementary school to start. Somewhere
where there's a real need, you know?
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Uh, then probably developmental psychology.
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Oh, so you pretty much know
exactly what you wanna do.
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Yeah. How about you?
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I have no idea. I like collage.
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Collage?
And I draw some.
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I'm learning how to play the drums.
Helps me work out my aggression.
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You got a lot of aggression?
The average amount, I think.
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Heh. Are you, uh...?
Are you happy?
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Happy? Heh.
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Yeah, do you think of yourself
as a reasonably happy person?
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Content or what have you?
No, I wouldn't say content.
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I'm just... I'm ready to get out of here.
I'm so over high school.
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You've still got another year.
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I'm aware of that. Dick.
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You?
Me what?
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Are you a happy-go-lucky
kind of kid?
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Because I'll slap you if you are.
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Well, I am right now, which is surprising.
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You know I'm dating someone?
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Oh! Ha!
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00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,796
Wait. Krasne?
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00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,864
What?
No, dude, it's Wuflzheimer, dude.
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It's Wuflzheimer.
Sony, man, not him.
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Don't apologize for who you are
or who you're not.
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That ought to be
on a T-shin, right?
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You guys know where this, um...
This party's at?
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00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:28,166
Oh, it just got broken up by the police.
No, dude, the one on, uh, Chestnut.
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That's where we just were.
You sure about that?
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Pretty sure.
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But, hey, you guys want a ride?
I guess we're heading west.
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00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:40,494
No, I'm just a few blocks away.
I'm fine on my own if you wanna...
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Uh...
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Uh, actually, you know what?
We're good, man. Thanks, though.
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Suit yourselves.
You kids are adorable.
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Yeah.
Take it easy, Wuflzheimer, all right?
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Well, this is me.
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That's me. This is me.
Um...
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Well, hey. Uh...
Yes? Yeah?
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I don't know, would you wanna
maybe hang out sometime?
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What were we just doing?
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00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,528
That...
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00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,372
I don't know, I mean...
I just meant...
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You asking me for my number?
I was easing into it.
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00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:31,036
Hmm. Okay.
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00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,765
Okay, fine?
Yes, go. Give it to me.
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00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,169
Do you wanna come in for a second?
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What about your boyfriend?
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I'm not gonna doink you or anything.
I know.
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00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:50,901
What about your parents?
You have to be really quiet.
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Uh, do you want something to drink?
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Uh, sure.
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Uh, what do you want?
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00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,078
I don't know.
Whatever you're having is fine.
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Well, I'm gonna have some wine.
237
00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,536
Yeah, works for me.
238
00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:59,204
Oh, shit.
239
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,278
This is really very cool.
240
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,684
If it be your will
241
00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:26,649
Heh. It's true, huh?
242
00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:29,684
The sound quality
really is way better than a download.
243
00:16:29,842 --> 00:16:30,876
Not really.
244
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,314
Oh.
245
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:35,876
Then why...?
246
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:41,487
I just like the idea of it.
You know, a record collection.
247
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:43,586
You know, most of them are my dad's.
248
00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:46,220
I will speak no more
249
00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:51,020
Ishall abide until
250
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,351
I am spoken for
251
00:16:57,478 --> 00:17:00,184
If it be your will
252
00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:06,053
You wanna know when I'm really happy?
253
00:17:06,212 --> 00:17:07,713
Four o'clock.
254
00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:11,050
Home from school, and the sun
comes through that window
255
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:15,680
and just makes the carpet all, like, warm.
256
00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:19,620
And I sit here cutting out pictures.
257
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:22,917
When I was little, it was Crayolas, but...
258
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,752
I've never been more content than when I'm just,
259
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,824
you know, by myself, doing my thing.
260
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:32,092
Yeah, I know what you mean.
261
00:17:32,248 --> 00:17:35,454
I mean, I'm not alone much,
definitely not in my house,
262
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:38,752
but, um, I have my car.
263
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:43,360
Some nights, I just like to drive around,
music up, windows down, just...
264
00:17:43,516 --> 00:17:44,755
Have you had sex yet?
265
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,924
What?
Just asking.
266
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:54,023
Honestly?
No, lie to me.
267
00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:57,992
Not yet.
268
00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:01,394
I mean, not that there haven't been
some opportunities.
269
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,859
Oh, yeah, girls lining up to have sex with you?
270
00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:05,791
No, that's not what I meant.
271
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,191
You wanna have sex with Jane?
272
00:18:09,352 --> 00:18:14,729
I guess, yeah. But I don't like
to fantasize about, um...
273
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:18,830
I fantasize about holding her hand
and kissing in the rain.
274
00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:21,624
You know, all that cheesy, tired romantic shit
275
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,765
that you're such a fan of.
276
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,057
And I fantasize about having sex
with Casey Flynn.
277
00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:30,961
Is that an actress I should know?
She's a girl who goes to my school.
278
00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:34,861
She's the girl that everyone wants to have
sex with because she's, you know, mean.
279
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:36,993
Oh.
280
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:39,861
Jane's the girl that you want
to be your girlfriend.
281
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:44,364
The virgin and the skank.
Tale as old as time.
282
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:46,524
Have you done it yet?
283
00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,559
None of your business.
284
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:09,698
Everything cool has been ruined.
Was before we got here.
285
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,769
Even sex and relationships.
286
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:17,835
It's all just so safe and convenient.
287
00:19:17,993 --> 00:19:20,198
Homogenized.
288
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:25,594
Exchange profiles, boil your personality
down to some, like, compatibility equation.
289
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,636
What's your favorite movie?
Who's your favorite recording artist?
290
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:29,999
And then with one easy click,
291
00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:33,799
we too can realize our dream
of boning someone exactly like us.
292
00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:36,735
Get married,
give birth to two and a half babies.
293
00:19:36,895 --> 00:19:42,431
We can all post the pictures
on Facebook or Twitter.
294
00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:44,835
No, that's... That is not for me.
295
00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:48,838
I wanna meet a man
the old-fashioned way, you know,
296
00:19:48,996 --> 00:19:51,065
like in a bar.
297
00:19:52,663 --> 00:19:57,471
How about a dark alley?
Crazy guy who talks to himself?
298
00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,238
Give me your hand.
299
00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:13,139
Which one am I?
300
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,537
The virgin or the skank?
301
00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:22,236
I've never met anyone like you before.
302
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,709
That's a pretty good answer.
303
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,469
If it be your will
304
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:38,005
If there is a choice
305
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:43,378
Let the rivers fill
306
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:48,377
Let the hills rejoice
307
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:55,812
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
308
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:59,176
I have trouble sleeping
with someone in the room.
309
00:20:59,337 --> 00:21:02,508
Oh. I'll take off.
No.
310
00:21:03,737 --> 00:21:08,443
It's just, sleepovers, camp,
I always hated them.
311
00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:10,446
Not because I minded being away,
312
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:14,550
but because there was always
some mouth breather next to me.
313
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,684
You don't have to explain.
I'll go.
314
00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:20,215
Not yet. I just, um...
315
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,947
Maybe we could lie here for a minute.
316
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,376
And I could just close my eyes,
see what it's like.
317
00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:33,012
Is that okay?
318
00:21:34,107 --> 00:21:35,949
Okay.
319
00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:39,414
All dressed to kill
320
00:21:42,108 --> 00:21:44,450
And end this night
321
00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:48,253
If it be your will
322
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,417
If it be your will
323
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,383
Your heart is beating really fast.
324
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:55,384
I know.
325
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:57,283
Sony.
326
00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,179
It's cool, Hodgman.
327
00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:24,420
Honey, wake up. It's almost 11.
328
00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:27,781
Oh, shit.
Aubrey?
329
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,584
Yeah. I'll be out in a minute.
Okay.
330
00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:35,756
Oh. Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry.
331
00:22:38,947 --> 00:22:41,051
Okay, you've gotta get out.
The window.
332
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,953
Hurry.
Uh, okay.
333
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:53,787
What now?
Jump.
334
00:23:13,152 --> 00:23:16,392
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
335
00:23:16,552 --> 00:23:20,291
Okay, go. Call me.
Okay. Yes.
336
00:23:20,452 --> 00:23:23,329
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't even think I got your number.
337
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,555
Au b rey?
338
00:23:26,219 --> 00:23:27,959
Aubrey!
339
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,330
Badass. I was like
Jason Bourne, you know?
340
00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:41,364
Or Jason Statham.
Then I called you.
341
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:46,356
What?
You're a sweet boy, you know that?
342
00:23:46,522 --> 00:23:48,363
Shut up.
No, you truly are.
343
00:23:48,522 --> 00:23:51,296
Your Bambi-like innocence
is just, what? Adorable.
344
00:23:51,456 --> 00:23:53,525
I'm gonna pinch your cheek.
Screw you.
345
00:23:53,689 --> 00:23:55,963
David, there is no boyfriend.
346
00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:58,226
But...
No.
347
00:23:58,389 --> 00:24:00,799
What, you think she made it up?
\Yes, of course she did.
348
00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,935
Girls have to say they have a boyfriend
when they meet some random dick.
349
00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:06,932
It's practically in the manual.
I don't know, I really believed her.
350
00:24:07,091 --> 00:24:10,501
Of course you did. Even now,
when I'm assuring you it's bullshit.
351
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,727
It's how you know if she likes you.
In a couple of days, chuck her a text.
352
00:24:13,892 --> 00:24:17,563
See if she wants to hang out, get some
Chinese, get some Szechuan chicken.
353
00:24:17,725 --> 00:24:20,761
If she says "boyfriend," you know she
didn't really like you. Thanks, love.
354
00:24:20,925 --> 00:24:24,132
But you can always tell yourself,
Hey, she has a boyfriend.
355
00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:28,533
You know? "it's not me."
It's a good system. Tell him.
356
00:24:30,293 --> 00:24:32,100
I'm not gonna text her.
Why not?
357
00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,898
I thought you said
she had a tight little bottom.
358
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:38,004
Because.
Because of Jane?
359
00:24:38,161 --> 00:24:40,435
Seriously, David, that's never gonna happen.
360
00:24:40,594 --> 00:24:43,265
I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet.
361
00:24:44,095 --> 00:24:46,732
Right. Who gives a shit?
She does.
362
00:24:46,895 --> 00:24:49,134
She's got this thing about her carpet.
363
00:24:49,295 --> 00:24:55,241
The way the sunlight hits it
at a certain point in the afternoon and...
364
00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,673
Couldn't text her even if I wanted to.
365
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,603
She didn't give you her number, did she?
366
00:25:01,763 --> 00:25:03,173
No. She started to.
367
00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:06,137
She typed in the first few digits,
and then we...
368
00:25:07,164 --> 00:25:09,699
But I did get those first three digits
on my phone, right? So...
369
00:25:09,864 --> 00:25:13,468
I mean, come on, how many possible
combinations of numbers could there really be?
370
00:25:13,631 --> 00:25:15,405
Ten thousand.
371
00:25:16,465 --> 00:25:19,170
Just call Information.
Don't be stupid, okay?
372
00:25:19,331 --> 00:25:21,105
She's not gonna be listed.
373
00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:23,800
Plus, I don't even know
her parents' first names.
374
00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:27,171
And Lashanda says there's like
337 Millers in Deranja County.
375
00:25:27,332 --> 00:25:28,605
What's the shit's a Lashanda?
376
00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,971
The lady I talked to when I called Information.
377
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,475
Well, you know where she lives.
378
00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:37,305
I know where she... Great.
So I could stand outside of her house?
379
00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:39,741
Because that won't be so creepy.
Yes. Great.
380
00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:42,879
Find her on Facebook.
I don't think she does Facebook.
381
00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:44,842
She doesn't believe in that son of thing.
382
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,741
She doesn't believe in it?
383
00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:50,505
This girl sounds like a ginormous
ass-ache, my friend.
384
00:25:50,668 --> 00:25:53,340
Like a huge ache in my ass.
385
00:25:53,502 --> 00:25:55,605
I'm telling you, I know the type.
I know the type.
386
00:25:55,769 --> 00:25:59,009
The alternative rock indie chick
who only goes to an films,
387
00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:02,478
smells like vegan food,
can't be bothered to shave her pits.
388
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:05,774
Eventually falls in love
with a scaly bull dyke named Harley.
389
00:26:05,937 --> 00:26:07,744
Where do you even come up...?
Stanvvyck.
390
00:26:07,904 --> 00:26:10,212
What are you jabbering about?
Stanvvyck goes to North.
391
00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:13,315
Stanvvyck goes to North.
We'll call Stanvvyck.
392
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,143
He'll have access to the student
database. Just thought of that.
393
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,410
:
What do you want?
394
00:26:22,572 --> 00:26:24,345
Stanvvyck, it's Daldly. I need a favor.
395
00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:27,711
You can finally pay me back
for giving you Courtney Yamazaki.
396
00:26:27,872 --> 00:26:30,975
She was never gonna go outwith you.
She thinks you're disgusting.
397
00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:34,084
Whatever gets you through the night.
What do you want?
398
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:36,343
We need a number for a girl that goes to North.
399
00:26:36,506 --> 00:26:39,075
Uh, hold on a sec. What year?
400
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,411
Junior.
Who was that?
401
00:26:42,574 --> 00:26:44,052
Uh, it's Hodgman.
402
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:48,016
Uh, junior. Okay.
It's gonna be Aubrey Miller.
403
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:51,085
Miller, Audrey.
Aubrey.
404
00:26:51,241 --> 00:26:54,583
Aubrey Miller.
Just an address and the home number.
405
00:26:54,742 --> 00:26:56,947
No cell?
What did I say?
406
00:26:57,109 --> 00:26:58,553
Okay, how about an e-mail?
407
00:26:58,709 --> 00:27:02,744
Just the home number.
You want it or not, Dave?
408
00:27:03,776 --> 00:27:05,685
Yes, give us the number.
409
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:09,912
I went out with this guy
410
00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:12,714
This guy
411
00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:15,787
Hey, we're gonna see that movie
tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard.
412
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:18,445
What movie?
Where the world ends in like five days.
413
00:27:18,611 --> 00:27:20,953
Three days.
Three days. Not a lot of time.
414
00:27:21,112 --> 00:27:23,090
That movie's gonna suck.
I think I'll skip it.
415
00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:24,779
David.
416
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:29,954
Look, it goes without saying, leave it
a few days before you call this girl.
417
00:27:30,113 --> 00:27:32,522
You know, let's give the illusion
that you have a life.
418
00:27:32,679 --> 00:27:36,852
Of course. Of course. I mean, I'm happy
we got the number, but I don't know.
419
00:27:37,013 --> 00:27:39,252
I probably...
Hey, probably won't even call her at all.
420
00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:42,392
We'll see. We'll see how I feel
by the end of the week or something.
421
00:27:42,547 --> 00:27:43,650
Or in like a couple weeks.
422
00:27:44,147 --> 00:27:49,115
Uh, hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller?
I don't take solicitations.
423
00:27:49,281 --> 00:27:53,351
No, no, no. I'm, uh...
I'm actually a friend of your...
424
00:27:53,915 --> 00:27:58,122
Well, one of your daughters.
Only got the one that I'm aware of.
425
00:27:58,282 --> 00:28:00,783
Yup, right, okay.
Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's.
426
00:28:00,949 --> 00:28:02,325
Uh-huh.
427
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,418
Yes, well, may I speak with her, please?
428
00:28:09,017 --> 00:28:10,585
Hello?
Aubrey?
429
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,888
Speaking.
Well, hey, it's Dave.
430
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:18,359
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
431
00:28:18,517 --> 00:28:20,325
One second. Um...
432
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:26,053
Hi. What's up?
433
00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:30,924
Oh, uh, well, nothing much, actually.
I just, uh...
434
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:35,587
I got home safely, so there's that.
Rest easy, I guess. Heh.
435
00:28:35,753 --> 00:28:38,822
But I don't know, I just wanted
to make sure that, um, you were cool.
436
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:42,988
You know, that everything was cool with,
uh, you know...
437
00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:44,187
Yeah.
438
00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:45,990
Yeah, everything's cool?
Yeah.
439
00:28:46,154 --> 00:28:50,894
Great. Good. Sweet.
Uh, well, okay. Um...
440
00:28:51,621 --> 00:28:54,827
Well, hey, I also wanted to say, uh...
Well, or ask you.
441
00:28:54,988 --> 00:28:56,693
What are you doing later?
442
00:28:57,122 --> 00:28:58,827
Uh, I don't know.
Ha, ha.
443
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,227
I think I'm gonna go to a movie with Ronny.
444
00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:02,924
Ronny?
Ronny.
445
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,294
Ronny. Of course.
446
00:29:04,455 --> 00:29:08,332
That's good. That's actually funny, though,
because I'm going to the movies tonight too.
447
00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:10,832
Um, but we're going to Old Orchard.
448
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:13,327
Well, that's where I'm going.
449
00:29:14,191 --> 00:29:16,930
Then I guess I'll see you.
Maybe.
450
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:20,398
All right. Well, cool.
Cool.
451
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:22,433
Later.
452
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:33,468
I think that went pretty well, right?
453
00:29:38,326 --> 00:29:39,827
Can we finish this?
Listen.
454
00:29:39,993 --> 00:29:42,369
I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting.
That's not my thing.
455
00:29:42,526 --> 00:29:44,902
You stick to your area,
and I will stick to mine.
456
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:46,436
But let me just say this:
457
00:29:46,594 --> 00:29:49,401
We all knew at some point
I was going to have a drink.
458
00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:52,506
It's inevitable.
I am a teenager, and this is America,
459
00:29:52,661 --> 00:29:56,970
and isn't it way better that I do it here,
alone in my room with a glass of wine,
460
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,470
rather than at some party, doing Jager
shots with some frat-boy date rapist?
461
00:30:00,628 --> 00:30:03,868
Or when I could be killed
in, like, a fiery car accident?
462
00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:09,073
Well?
Look, this isn't just about wine. This...
463
00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:12,299
You spilled it. You... You...
464
00:30:13,430 --> 00:30:16,499
Ugh. I don't even know.
What was the question again?
465
00:30:16,664 --> 00:30:20,302
Can I go to the movies tonight, or are we
gonna punish me for being responsible?
466
00:30:25,231 --> 00:30:26,800
Really?
467
00:30:29,199 --> 00:30:30,904
You may go.
468
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:33,266
Good.
469
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,498
It was a good talk.
470
00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:39,370
Whoa, whoa
471
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,272
Oh, yeah, yeah
472
00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:45,006
Whoa, whoa
473
00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:46,337
How you doing?
474
00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,938
Well, you know, I've been better.
475
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,704
I've had a really rough week, emotionally.
476
00:30:55,868 --> 00:30:59,039
And I'm telling you
because I might not be, like,
477
00:30:59,202 --> 00:31:02,703
a ton of fun tonight or...
478
00:31:02,869 --> 00:31:04,869
You've been crying.
479
00:31:08,002 --> 00:31:09,708
Anyway-
480
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,941
How are you?
481
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:14,204
Fine.
482
00:31:16,836 --> 00:31:19,440
This is so not cool.
What am I doing here, you know?
483
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:25,915
She's gonna think I'm stalking her
like some weird, creepy nerd.
484
00:31:26,071 --> 00:31:28,310
Remember Aaron Finklestein?
Uh-huh.
485
00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:30,471
That's gonna be me.
That's gonna be me.
486
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,707
God, the poor bastard
was never heard from again.
487
00:31:32,872 --> 00:31:34,645
Then again, I don't plan on raping anybody.
488
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:37,874
Don't look now, lambchop.
This shit just got real.
489
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,847
No, okay...
Hey.
490
00:31:42,606 --> 00:31:44,551
Mr. Daldly.
Jane.
491
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:47,947
B. Hey, where did you
disappear to last night?
492
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,311
I was looking for you.
Um, I was around.
493
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:53,145
I wanted us to have
one of our famous late-night talks.
494
00:31:53,308 --> 00:31:56,047
So, what are you doing later?
Um, I don't know.
495
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,550
Daldly, what are we doing later?
Uh, no commitments.
496
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,982
We're keeping our options open. Although I
may have a lead for a party in La Mesa.
497
00:32:02,142 --> 00:32:05,143
We could go to my house.
The parentals are in Cabo,
498
00:32:05,309 --> 00:32:07,913
and I told those losers from Huntington
I may have people over.
499
00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:10,111
Come on. What are we seeing?
500
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:13,220
Hey, Dave.
Hey. Hey.
501
00:32:15,043 --> 00:32:16,783
Hi. Um, I'm Jane.
502
00:32:17,677 --> 00:32:20,349
Oh, I'm Aubrey.
This is Ronny.
503
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:21,681
What's up, dudes?
504
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,082
Hey, Daldly.
Yeah?
505
00:32:23,244 --> 00:32:25,688
Come meet Aubrey and her boyfriend, Ronny.
506
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,549
Her boyfriend, Ronny.
507
00:32:27,711 --> 00:32:31,315
Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry
Pleasure to meet you both.
508
00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:36,946
This is, uh, Brianna, Erica, Big Corporation.
509
00:32:37,112 --> 00:32:38,146
Wait, sorry?
510
00:32:38,313 --> 00:32:41,018
It's a football thing.
It's what everyone calls him.
511
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:42,589
Big Corporation.
I get it.
512
00:32:42,746 --> 00:32:45,054
It's funny because corporations
are destroying everything.
513
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:48,055
Like the environment, democracy, culture, music.
514
00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:50,658
It's ironic. I love it.
515
00:32:52,314 --> 00:32:54,815
Right. We're gonna see
How the World Ends, yeah?
516
00:32:54,981 --> 00:32:57,357
How about you guys?
Uh, the new Almodévar film.
517
00:32:57,514 --> 00:33:00,186
Oh, actually, no.
I'm not down for subtitles tonight.
518
00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:02,656
Is it cool if we see something else?
519
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:04,282
Oh. Heh.
520
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:08,518
She's so bashful. But don't be fooled.
She's a tigress when we're alone.
521
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,217
Whatever you want, my little tiger cub.
522
00:33:10,382 --> 00:33:12,951
You wanna go and see a dumb
kiddy movie, that's fine by me.
523
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:16,322
I just wanna be next to you tonight.
Yeah.
524
00:33:19,849 --> 00:33:21,350
1:
Go, go, go, go, go!
525
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:25,550
Mommy!
526
00:33:27,551 --> 00:33:30,324
2:
Not on my watch, you alien bitch.
527
00:33:56,154 --> 00:33:59,621
1: Come on, boys. Lock and load.
Hit them high, hit them low.
528
00:34:00,088 --> 00:34:01,963
2:
Suck on this.
529
00:34:11,189 --> 00:34:13,723
2: Tell Mikey I love him
and I'll always love him.
530
00:34:13,889 --> 00:34:15,299
1:
You tell him yourself.
531
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,333
1:
Run. Go. Run, run.
532
00:34:33,358 --> 00:34:35,358
We've only got one shot at this.
533
00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:59,105
Really wonderful film, huh?
534
00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:03,003
Yeah. It's touching.
535
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,173
Hey, listen...
I'm sorry
536
00:35:06,328 --> 00:35:10,330
that I made you jump off the roof.
That was nuts. And dangerous.
537
00:35:10,495 --> 00:35:13,939
And I'm sorry if I was a little, like...
Ugh.
538
00:35:14,096 --> 00:35:17,562
You know, on the phone.
I just... I wig out a little sometimes.
539
00:35:17,729 --> 00:35:21,333
Not that that's an excuse.
Give me your cell.
540
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:24,264
Uh... Oh.
541
00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:35,675
Okay. And I forgive you.
542
00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:42,268
So...
So.
543
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:48,469
So you're here with Jane.
She's really pretty.
544
00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:50,009
Yeah, she's all right.
545
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:53,236
And she's sitting next to you
and she's holding your hand.
546
00:35:53,399 --> 00:35:56,071
It kind of seems like she likes you.
No.
547
00:35:56,234 --> 00:35:57,735
I don't know.
Okay.
548
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:01,902
I'm definitely having thoughts
about the sexy time with her, though.
549
00:36:02,068 --> 00:36:04,307
Wow.
Definitely. So thanks for that.
550
00:36:04,468 --> 00:36:06,911
Maybe that's good.
Take her off the pedestal.
551
00:36:07,068 --> 00:36:08,671
Besides, that cheeseball romance stuff?
552
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:12,836
That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books
and commercials for De Beers.
553
00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:16,105
It's like Zussman says, it's all biology.
Natural selection.
554
00:36:16,269 --> 00:36:17,804
A female chooses her strongest mate
555
00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,311
so that her offspring have
a greater chance at survival.
556
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:21,503
Zussman?
557
00:36:21,669 --> 00:36:24,943
Uh, Mr. Zussman.
He's my biology teacher.
558
00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:27,581
Although I suppose he's selling something too.
559
00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:31,477
Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate
in my particular gene pool,
560
00:36:31,637 --> 00:36:33,911
Ugh.
But I guess we can give it shot, right?
561
00:36:34,071 --> 00:36:35,980
Come on.
Confidence is sexy, Hodgman.
562
00:36:36,137 --> 00:36:39,116
I know. That's what my mom
keeps telling me.
563
00:36:39,272 --> 00:36:41,772
I should go back inside.
564
00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:43,348
Yeah.
565
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,776
Well, hey, Ronny seems like a cool guy.
566
00:36:46,939 --> 00:36:48,382
Does he?
No.
567
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,381
Uh, well... I mean, I can't tell yet.
568
00:36:53,206 --> 00:36:54,650
Okay.
569
00:36:54,807 --> 00:36:56,910
Hey, listen. Um...
570
00:36:57,573 --> 00:37:00,915
A bunch of us were gonna go
to that girl's house after, to Brianna's.
571
00:37:01,074 --> 00:37:03,780
Mm-hm.
Uh, I guess some other people too.
572
00:37:03,941 --> 00:37:06,714
It's not like a party. It's just a thing.
Okay.
573
00:37:06,874 --> 00:37:09,318
Yeah, let me talk to him.
Sweet. Talk to him.
574
00:37:09,475 --> 00:37:12,146
I guess, uh, enjoy the end of the world.
575
00:37:21,676 --> 00:37:22,745
I wanna travel.
576
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:27,850
All right.
Last night you got me thinking
577
00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:31,284
about what I wanna do,
and I definitely wanna travel.
578
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:33,244
Like, as a career?
579
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:37,321
Last summer I, uh, got to visit my uncle
and his boyfriend in Madrid.
580
00:37:37,478 --> 00:37:40,581
One day I was just, like,
walking around and I got lost.
581
00:37:40,745 --> 00:37:42,222
And, you know, my cell phone was dead,
582
00:37:42,378 --> 00:37:44,084
and I had no idea where their apartment was.
583
00:37:44,246 --> 00:37:48,349
Then I was worried I was gonna have to adapt
to life as a street person in Madrid.
584
00:37:48,512 --> 00:37:50,217
Finally I just wandered out into this plaza
585
00:37:50,379 --> 00:37:52,721
and I sat by this fountain
and I just, like, breathed.
586
00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:57,381
And I realized I had been so focused
on where I was going and getting back
587
00:37:57,547 --> 00:38:01,355
that I hadn't even noticed where I was.
588
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:04,117
I hadn't noticed anything.
And so I started to.
589
00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:06,259
I started to notice, like,
590
00:38:06,847 --> 00:38:09,348
the personality of the architecture and, like,
591
00:38:11,148 --> 00:38:14,887
The way people would just, like,
greet each other on the streets.
592
00:38:15,048 --> 00:38:20,186
And even the sky looked, like,
different over there.
593
00:38:20,349 --> 00:38:23,453
And it felt like I was just letting go
of something.
594
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:28,524
But also like I'm finally in the world.
595
00:38:30,117 --> 00:38:32,254
Eventually, I found my way back,
but those few hours,
596
00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:34,554
those were, like, the best.
597
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:38,791
It was the best pan of my trip, and I just...
598
00:38:38,951 --> 00:38:43,225
I wanna get back out there so bad.
There's so much stuff I wanna see.
599
00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:45,586
Huh.
600
00:38:46,252 --> 00:38:47,730
What?
601
00:38:49,418 --> 00:38:51,192
Wow, that was so stupid.
602
00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:53,422
No, no, no.
No, I'm sorry. That was weird.
603
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:55,689
It wasn't stupid. I just... I was...
604
00:38:56,519 --> 00:39:01,157
I was just listening to you,
and I wanna go with you.
605
00:39:04,587 --> 00:39:06,258
Okay.
606
00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:10,555
Hey, babe.
What am I, seeing this shit alone?
607
00:39:10,721 --> 00:39:13,700
Yeah. I mean, no. No. No, heh.
608
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:16,492
I'm coming. Oh, and, uh, here.
609
00:39:28,823 --> 00:39:31,301
Let me tell you guys something.
610
00:39:31,457 --> 00:39:35,061
Something you don't know, because you
haven't really been out in the world yet.
611
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:38,930
But when you get to my age,
you'll realize that...
612
00:39:40,224 --> 00:39:42,395
You know, that everything is just bullshit.
613
00:39:42,992 --> 00:39:45,560
Nobody cares about anything
except making money, you know?
614
00:39:45,725 --> 00:39:47,930
Like dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
615
00:39:48,092 --> 00:39:52,764
So some glorified little office boy,
junior-executive prick
616
00:39:52,926 --> 00:39:56,234
is gonna tell the Joan Cusack
Experience our stuff isn't commercial?
617
00:39:56,393 --> 00:39:59,599
Screw you, pal. No.
No, I mean, I can probably...
618
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,102
What is the Joan Cusack Experience?
I think it's the name of his band.
619
00:40:04,261 --> 00:40:07,637
- To be an artist. You know,
he's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot."
620
00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:10,362
That's why you just gotta focus on the basics.
621
00:40:10,527 --> 00:40:12,971
The fundamentals.
The simple things, you know?
622
00:40:13,128 --> 00:40:14,764
The simple intricacies of life.
623
00:40:19,495 --> 00:40:20,996
What are you thinking?
624
00:40:21,162 --> 00:40:26,072
I think whoever said you should always
be yourself obviously never met Ronny.
625
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:36,408
Isn't this pool nuts?
I feel like we're at Hef's mansion.
626
00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:42,103
I'm Jane.
Aubrey. We met.
627
00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:46,573
Right. You know Dave.
Yeah. A little.
628
00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:49,299
Do you, like,
629
00:40:50,465 --> 00:40:51,909
like him?
630
00:40:52,065 --> 00:40:56,009
Heh, what?
No. No, no. I, um...
631
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,905
No, I'm with, um...
632
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,539
that g-
633
00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:04,777
Oh. Wow.
634
00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:06,411
He is gorgeous.
635
00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:09,773
I mean, I like Dave as a friend.
He's cool.
636
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,435
No, Dave is amazing.
637
00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:16,468
He's one of my best friends.
Definitely my best guy friend.
638
00:41:16,635 --> 00:41:20,512
He's always been there for me, through
all my terrible relationships and shit,
639
00:41:20,668 --> 00:41:22,408
and I can tell him anything.
640
00:41:22,569 --> 00:41:26,173
He gives the best advice.
He's so smart.
641
00:41:26,335 --> 00:41:28,280
You should see the way he is with his sister.
642
00:41:28,436 --> 00:41:30,913
His sister?
Yeah, she's 5.
643
00:41:31,069 --> 00:41:33,172
Or maybe 6. But so, so cute.
644
00:41:33,336 --> 00:41:35,336
And he's, like, super involved in her life,
645
00:41:35,503 --> 00:41:38,572
because I guess the dad
isn't really around or whatever.
646
00:41:38,737 --> 00:41:40,113
Where is he?
647
00:41:40,271 --> 00:41:43,249
It's just that most guys our age are
completely self-absorbed, you know?
648
00:41:43,871 --> 00:41:48,179
Yeah, I know. And they never shut up.
Never, right?
649
00:41:48,338 --> 00:41:51,009
God, I am so sick of these arrogant jagweeds,
650
00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:55,707
with their big stupid mouths
and their tiny little penises.
651
00:41:55,872 --> 00:41:59,248
We're not talking about Dave anymore.
We're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
652
00:41:59,406 --> 00:42:02,873
Is he a douche bag?
World's most humongous douche bag.
653
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,245
Like, officially.
654
00:42:04,406 --> 00:42:06,816
And you know what the
really sick pan is? I knew it. I knew.
655
00:42:06,973 --> 00:42:09,918
And I knew he was probably
gonna tell everyone that we...
656
00:42:10,073 --> 00:42:14,677
Because I've pretty much heard about every single
girl he's hooked up with, so why would I be any...?
657
00:42:14,841 --> 00:42:17,718
But anyway, I don't know.
658
00:42:17,874 --> 00:42:22,376
All I want is once
for one of these boys to just, like,
659
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,349
ask me a question, you know?
660
00:42:26,609 --> 00:42:30,712
Like my opinion or how I'm doing
or really anything.
661
00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:34,877
Because at this point, if one of them
were to, like, open the door for me
662
00:42:35,043 --> 00:42:36,544
or offer to buy dinner,
663
00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:39,950
I would be so frigging shocked,
I would probably fall over.
664
00:42:43,610 --> 00:42:45,384
You know,
665
00:42:46,244 --> 00:42:49,052
sometimes it's just the guy that you...
666
00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:53,551
Sometimes what?
667
00:42:56,145 --> 00:42:57,179
Hmm?
668
00:42:57,946 --> 00:43:01,117
Weren't you...?
You were about to say something.
669
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,019
Was I?
670
00:43:03,946 --> 00:43:05,447
No.
671
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:11,218
No, no. Well, heh, yes,
but now it's gone. Poof.
672
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:16,191
It was just, like, a second ago.
Yeah. Weird, right?
673
00:43:16,347 --> 00:43:17,620
Yeah.
674
00:43:17,781 --> 00:43:19,225
Hey.
675
00:43:19,948 --> 00:43:21,551
You.
676
00:43:28,515 --> 00:43:29,549
Dave.
677
00:43:29,715 --> 00:43:31,920
So where did you meet my lady?
678
00:43:32,783 --> 00:43:35,886
In an alley.
She's, uh, pretty great, huh?
679
00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,994
What?
She's pretty great.
680
00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:41,560
You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great.
681
00:43:41,983 --> 00:43:44,086
Yeah, she is.
682
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:48,286
I mean, I don't usually go for high school girls.
Too needy. Way too immature.
683
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,326
But this one,
684
00:43:51,184 --> 00:43:52,992
you know, she's inspiring.
685
00:43:53,151 --> 00:43:55,356
I'm actually writing a song about her.
686
00:43:55,518 --> 00:43:58,019
Well, about her knees.
687
00:44:03,286 --> 00:44:05,457
We're gonna have sex tonight.
688
00:44:08,153 --> 00:44:09,187
Yeah?
689
00:44:09,353 --> 00:44:12,695
Yeah. We were supposed to do it
last weekend, but I got the flu.
690
00:44:12,854 --> 00:44:14,298
Sure.
691
00:44:14,453 --> 00:44:19,125
I'm not gonna lie to you, Dan, it's been a
long time coming, but we're finally doing it.
692
00:44:19,288 --> 00:44:21,391
Gonna do it to it.
693
00:44:23,388 --> 00:44:25,060
So where is this taking place?
694
00:44:25,888 --> 00:44:29,799
Um, probably in my van.
Jesus.
695
00:44:30,455 --> 00:44:32,330
Shit, I gotta move that kick drum.
696
00:44:32,489 --> 00:44:37,594
Well, Ronny, that sounds unforgettable.
697
00:44:37,757 --> 00:44:43,531
Pretty, pretty unforgettable.
698
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,393
I'm, uh...
699
00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,826
gonna go drain the Lil Wayne.
700
00:45:05,586 --> 00:45:07,184
AHruaia
701
00:45:38,429 --> 00:45:41,169
You never told me you have a sister.
702
00:45:42,163 --> 00:45:44,198
I guess it never came up.
703
00:45:44,363 --> 00:45:47,864
She's my half sister, technically.
704
00:45:48,031 --> 00:45:51,339
Her dad's not really
in our lives anymore anyway, so...
705
00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:53,772
What about your dad?
706
00:45:53,931 --> 00:45:56,772
Remarried. Lives in Stovington.
707
00:45:56,931 --> 00:45:59,000
He's an endodontist.
708
00:45:59,831 --> 00:46:02,105
Gives one hell of a root canal,
if you're ever in need.
709
00:46:02,265 --> 00:46:06,142
You know, I just had this very
clear image in my head of you
710
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,300
and what your life was like and your family.
711
00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:11,069
And it turns out that it was completely wrong.
712
00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:13,177
Stupid of me to think that
I knew you after one night.
713
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,902
Please don't have sex with Ronny.
714
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,369
The guy is unbelievable.
715
00:46:19,534 --> 00:46:21,944
Yeah. You can't lose
your virginity to him.
716
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:25,011
Why not?
Are you...? Are you kidding me?
717
00:46:25,168 --> 00:46:26,873
You know, it's not some beautiful thing.
718
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,445
It's not some treasure that I have to guard
719
00:46:29,602 --> 00:46:33,944
until I find the one or the right person.
720
00:46:34,102 --> 00:46:38,274
Because there is no right person.
There's just some dude.
721
00:46:38,436 --> 00:46:41,846
Okay? And it happens, and it's a little
gnarly and kind of uncomfortable,
722
00:46:42,003 --> 00:46:44,379
but one day, one day it's gonna be terrific.
723
00:46:44,536 --> 00:46:46,674
It's gonna be like crazy
porno-sex terrific.
724
00:46:46,836 --> 00:46:50,246
So I just gotta get from here to there
safely and on my own terms.
725
00:46:50,404 --> 00:46:54,281
And I know that Ronny is safe because I
have my own copy of his test results.
726
00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:59,075
So would you please, please just tell me
why I can't go and get it over with?
727
00:47:02,905 --> 00:47:06,213
You know, I think it's finding
the right person that makes it special.
728
00:47:06,739 --> 00:47:11,081
Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy.
Okay.
729
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:14,515
You know what, Dave? Heh.
730
00:47:15,774 --> 00:47:19,650
You... You are in love with Jane.
You're in love with her.
731
00:47:19,807 --> 00:47:24,218
You are in love with her smile and her hair
tucking and her annoyingly perfect olive skin.
732
00:47:24,374 --> 00:47:29,217
I mean, who has skin like that?
It's ridiculous. It's, like, per...
733
00:47:29,374 --> 00:47:31,648
You've got great skin.
Yeah, well, thank you.
734
00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:34,377
But that's because I work
really hard at my skin, okay?
735
00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:37,043
I'm on a first-name basis
with my dermatologist.
736
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,743
If there's a problem,
then Phyllis and I, we deal with it.
737
00:47:39,909 --> 00:47:44,786
But that's not the point here.
That's not the point.
738
00:47:45,476 --> 00:47:50,581
The point is that you are infatuated with Jane.
739
00:47:51,144 --> 00:47:52,816
So I'm gonna go do Ronny.
740
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,381
Why are you smiling?
741
00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:00,389
You dig me.
742
00:48:02,612 --> 00:48:06,613
No. No. Heh, please.
743
00:48:06,779 --> 00:48:11,884
Oh, so, what, you're like this
confident, cocky guy now?
744
00:48:12,046 --> 00:48:13,991
You're that guy?
745
00:48:14,646 --> 00:48:16,283
I guess.
Right.
746
00:48:16,446 --> 00:48:21,585
And that's not just because your mom
and I said that you should be more...
747
00:48:21,747 --> 00:48:24,918
confident?
I don't know. Maybe.
748
00:48:26,014 --> 00:48:27,719
What do you think?
749
00:48:27,881 --> 00:48:29,655
I just...
750
00:48:29,815 --> 00:48:32,088
I think that you should probably...
751
00:48:32,248 --> 00:48:33,658
Aubrey. We gotta go.
752
00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:37,089
Uh, okay, yeah, one minute.
No, right now. We're leaving.
753
00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:39,420
Are you even sober enough to drive?
I'm fine.
754
00:48:39,582 --> 00:48:42,423
Or I could give you a ride.
Just mind your business, Dan.
755
00:48:42,582 --> 00:48:44,219
Okay. You know what I think?
756
00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:47,327
I think that you know my name is actually Dave.
757
00:48:47,483 --> 00:48:50,086
Kind of like how I know yours is actually Dick.
758
00:48:51,617 --> 00:48:53,424
Ow. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.
759
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:57,392
I'll gonna kill this bitch. I'll kick the living
shit out of you. The living shit, my friend.
760
00:48:57,551 --> 00:48:59,893
You pretentious little
Belle and Sebastian...
761
00:49:00,052 --> 00:49:02,996
Whoa, little man.
Stop! Everyone, just calm down.
762
00:49:03,152 --> 00:49:04,754
Behave.
I wanna make him cry.
763
00:49:04,918 --> 00:49:06,260
All right, Ronny.
Chill.
764
00:49:06,419 --> 00:49:09,590
I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna kick your ass.
765
00:49:09,752 --> 00:49:12,821
That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy.
What are you people doing in here?
766
00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:15,225
I told you, living room is off-limits.
We're leaving.
767
00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:16,455
Good.
Yeah, good.
768
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,826
Wait, what? You're leaving?
I'm gonna go with him.
769
00:49:19,987 --> 00:49:21,658
Ronny.
770
00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:22,923
Goodbye.
771
00:49:25,654 --> 00:49:27,825
Whatever. We shouldn't even be here.
772
00:49:27,988 --> 00:49:31,989
We should not even be here.
Children.
773
00:49:36,922 --> 00:49:40,593
You okay? Somebody said
you were in a fight or something.
774
00:49:40,755 --> 00:49:42,529
Not quite.
775
00:49:43,922 --> 00:49:48,367
Well, I am a little tipsy. Heh.
776
00:49:51,790 --> 00:49:53,826
Yes, I am.
777
00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:03,699
Thank you.
Yeah.
778
00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:10,493
Hey, so that girl, your friend,
779
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:13,136
she's super cute, right?
780
00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:15,566
Yeah, super cute.
781
00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:19,994
Is she still here?
No, they left.
782
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,297
Right. With her boyfriend.
783
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:26,064
Who is a hottie, by the way.
784
00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:30,136
Not that that's...
785
00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:34,262
Well, I don't care about
that kind of stuff anymore.
786
00:50:34,928 --> 00:50:38,702
I am over boys.
They all suck. Heh.
787
00:50:39,128 --> 00:50:41,470
Especially the hotties.
Heh.
788
00:50:41,629 --> 00:50:45,403
Yeah, you've said that before.
Many times.
789
00:50:45,562 --> 00:50:48,131
No, this time I mean it.
790
00:50:49,430 --> 00:50:52,237
Last night I did the stupidest thing ever.
791
00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:57,501
I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop
laughing about this thing.
792
00:50:58,731 --> 00:51:02,504
Anyway, the cops showed up, and he
asked me if I needed a ride home...
793
00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:04,642
Do you know what "homogenized" means?
794
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:10,238
What?
Homogenized.
795
00:51:12,465 --> 00:51:13,875
Uh...
796
00:51:14,232 --> 00:51:16,767
It's a kind of milk, isn't it?
797
00:51:16,932 --> 00:51:19,274
Homogenized milk.
798
00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:22,904
Yeah.
799
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,000
Yeah.
800
00:51:28,367 --> 00:51:30,675
What's going on with you?
801
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,978
Something's weird.
802
00:51:35,034 --> 00:51:37,410
You know what? I'm just feeling...
803
00:51:43,369 --> 00:51:44,403
What?
804
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,145
Jane...
805
00:51:49,203 --> 00:51:50,839
Janey...
806
00:51:54,303 --> 00:51:56,110
I. M 9 o n n a 9 o
807
00:51:58,271 --> 00:52:00,180
What?
808
00:52:00,338 --> 00:52:02,247
But I was just telling you about...
809
00:52:02,770 --> 00:52:04,771
Don't you wanna talk?
810
00:52:04,938 --> 00:52:06,711
No, not tonight.
811
00:52:07,604 --> 00:52:08,946
I'll see you on Monday, okay?
812
00:52:11,738 --> 00:52:13,375
Okay.
813
00:52:15,339 --> 00:52:17,318
You dig me.
814
00:52:17,472 --> 00:52:21,315
"You dig me"? Oh, my God.
What, was that supposed to be cute?
815
00:52:21,473 --> 00:52:24,917
Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep.
Those were my intentions.
816
00:52:25,074 --> 00:52:29,779
Those were my intentions. Did she buy it?
Nope. Mm-mm-mm. No, sir.
817
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,509
How could she?
818
00:52:31,674 --> 00:52:35,618
"You dig me." Who...? Nobody...
I've never heard anyone say that.
819
00:52:35,774 --> 00:52:37,513
God, that's... Ugh.
820
00:52:38,508 --> 00:52:39,542
God.
821
00:52:39,709 --> 00:52:42,482
The things we used to do
822
00:52:43,742 --> 00:52:47,686
When the nightmare wouldn't end
823
00:52:55,443 --> 00:52:58,513
Turn up the sight of you
824
00:52:59,811 --> 00:53:03,721
And feel it all again
825
00:53:11,445 --> 00:53:13,753
The posters on the wall
826
00:53:13,912 --> 00:53:15,322
I broke up with Ronny.
827
00:53:15,479 --> 00:53:18,616
That were our only friends
828
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:20,484
I didn't do it for you.
I know.
829
00:53:20,646 --> 00:53:22,988
But it's totally your fault.
Right.
830
00:53:23,146 --> 00:53:27,352
You know, this doesn't mean that I can
jump into some relationship with you.
831
00:53:27,814 --> 00:53:28,848
Okay.
832
00:53:29,014 --> 00:53:32,480
I mean, I don't even know
if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow.
833
00:53:33,281 --> 00:53:37,555
Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna
have to drive around all night.
834
00:53:39,581 --> 00:53:41,456
I could be into that.
835
00:53:44,115 --> 00:53:47,184
Let's go out tonight
836
00:53:47,882 --> 00:53:51,349
And do something that's wrong
837
00:53:51,816 --> 00:53:55,727
'Cause I don't feel all right
838
00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:59,389
When disaster's gone
839
00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:03,720
Anne with an E
840
00:54:03,883 --> 00:54:07,692
You're everything to me
841
00:54:17,318 --> 00:54:18,625
Oh, my God.
842
00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:27,861
Is that the same...?
Holy shit. From last night.
843
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,795
Those kids.
844
00:54:42,088 --> 00:54:44,157
I think I might be sick.
845
00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,167
I'm sorry.
846
00:55:03,924 --> 00:55:09,198
Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never.
You never have to apologize to me.
847
00:55:19,459 --> 00:55:21,937
I don't know why I'm...
848
00:55:22,692 --> 00:55:24,136
Shit.
849
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,433
It's scaly stuff.
850
00:55:27,426 --> 00:55:30,461
Sometimes everything seems really...
851
00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:32,867
harsh.
852
00:55:34,394 --> 00:55:36,928
I don't think I can handle it.
853
00:55:38,527 --> 00:55:42,733
Or I don't know if I'm gonna be...
854
00:55:43,495 --> 00:55:45,700
you know, strong enough...
855
00:55:46,562 --> 00:55:47,938
to be on my own.
856
00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,705
Oh, what?
857
00:55:50,862 --> 00:55:52,635
You will be.
858
00:55:53,596 --> 00:55:56,130
You are, you know. Trust me.
859
00:55:56,296 --> 00:55:58,274
And you're not gonna be on your own.
860
00:55:58,429 --> 00:56:02,669
I mean, you've got your family
and you've got...
861
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:32,044
Okay.
Yeah.
862
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,804
I should, um, really go inside now.
863
00:56:34,967 --> 00:56:37,036
I think you should too.
I'm going to.
864
00:56:37,201 --> 00:56:41,509
All right, then, go.
In a second. Don't rush me.
865
00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:48,536
So I'll call you tomorrow?
Yeah. Okay.
866
00:56:49,435 --> 00:56:51,037
Yeah. Heh.
Heh.
867
00:56:51,769 --> 00:56:52,974
Whew.
868
00:56:55,635 --> 00:56:57,510
Yeah. I mean, you don't have to.
869
00:56:57,669 --> 00:57:00,113
Or, like, don't go out of your way or anything.
870
00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:03,109
Okay.
871
00:57:03,269 --> 00:57:05,248
All right. Heh.
872
00:57:57,242 --> 00:57:59,084
Hi.
What are you doing?
873
00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:01,152
I thought you had so much calculus homework.
874
00:58:01,310 --> 00:58:04,345
I wasn't gonna bug you
for at least another 15 minutes.
875
00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:08,716
I'm taking a much-deserved break
Me too- I'm at the park with Stella-.
876
00:58:08,877 --> 00:58:11,946
We got big money riding
on this peewee baseball game.
877
00:58:12,111 --> 00:58:13,884
Yeah, maybe I could, um...
878
00:58:14,611 --> 00:58:17,384
You wanna come hang outwith us?
Meet the gerbil?
879
00:58:17,544 --> 00:58:22,046
Well, I don't wanna, like,
butt in on your time with your sister.
880
00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:26,122
No, are you kidding me? She's sick
to death of me. Come on. Here.
881
00:58:27,046 --> 00:58:29,046
Yes? Aubrey?
882
00:58:29,213 --> 00:58:32,054
Hi, this is Stella.
Hi.
883
00:58:32,213 --> 00:58:34,555
Can you please come to the park
and hang outwith us?
884
00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:41,954
We've never been apart for that long,
so it'll be an adjustment, definitely.
885
00:58:42,114 --> 00:58:46,490
I mean, but I'll be back all the time,
and she'll come out a lot.
886
00:58:47,048 --> 00:58:49,821
We'll make it work.
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
887
00:58:49,981 --> 00:58:52,459
Plus, we've still got
the whole summer. Ahem.
888
00:58:53,048 --> 00:58:56,891
She wants to go on a roller coaster.
She's obsessed with roller coasters.
889
00:58:57,049 --> 00:58:58,788
Where's her father?
890
00:58:59,516 --> 00:59:03,756
I mean, you don't have to tell me.
No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh...
891
00:59:04,516 --> 00:59:06,653
We just don't really know.
892
00:59:06,816 --> 00:59:09,158
He had a drug problem. Uh...
893
00:59:10,183 --> 00:59:13,127
Got himself into debt, took off.
894
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,125
It was a real mess. Ahem.
895
00:59:16,484 --> 00:59:18,690
The worst pan,
896
00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:23,489
Stella really liked him,
and he just completely bailed on her.
897
00:59:23,985 --> 00:59:26,486
That's pan of why it's hard, you know, leaving.
898
00:59:26,651 --> 00:59:30,061
I don't want her to worry
that I'm not gonna come back.
899
00:59:33,552 --> 00:59:35,462
Dave, it's...
900
00:59:37,753 --> 00:59:39,561
No, you're right.
901
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,189
It'll be fine.
902
00:59:44,054 --> 00:59:46,692
What are you two talking about over here?
903
00:59:46,854 --> 00:59:50,298
We were talking about roller coasters.
I love roller coasters.
904
00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:53,489
Yeah? How do you know?
You've never even been on one yet.
905
00:59:58,355 --> 01:00:00,424
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey. I need your input.
906
01:00:00,622 --> 01:00:03,828
What do you think, with this dress,
the shawl or the jacket?
907
01:00:03,989 --> 01:00:05,524
Are you guys going somewhere?
908
01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:08,361
Nope. This is how we've decided
to start dressing around the house.
909
01:00:08,523 --> 01:00:10,523
We're gonna have to insist that you do too.
910
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,191
Every Sunday.
It'll be a regular thing.
911
01:00:12,357 --> 01:00:15,699
I've told you about this a hundred times.
Tonight's the benefit.
912
01:00:15,857 --> 01:00:17,392
The benefit.
913
01:00:17,557 --> 01:00:20,364
The cancer center.
Your father is presenting an award.
914
01:00:20,524 --> 01:00:23,128
Are you ever listening to me
when I tell you these things?
915
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,235
Right, the benefit.
That's tonight.
916
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:27,927
Yes, it's tonight.
There's lasagna in the fridge.
917
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:31,036
You should eat it,
because we're gonna be late, okay?
918
01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:33,534
Okay. And I'd, um...
919
01:00:33,693 --> 01:00:36,671
You know, I'd definitely go
with the jacket, no question.
920
01:00:36,826 --> 01:00:40,498
As would I. Let's go.
Ah, coming. Good night.
921
01:00:40,659 --> 01:00:42,160
Night.
922
01:00:51,794 --> 01:00:52,897
So here's the thing.
923
01:00:54,828 --> 01:00:58,363
My parents are gonna go to this benefit.
Benefits are cool.
924
01:00:58,528 --> 01:01:00,029
Uh...
925
01:01:01,796 --> 01:01:04,797
Uh, you should come over.
Really?
926
01:01:04,963 --> 01:01:09,066
I mean, if you want to, you could...
Do you want to?
927
01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:13,834
Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure.
Uh, when-ish?
928
01:01:13,997 --> 01:01:15,497
Like 45 minutes-ish?
929
01:01:15,663 --> 01:01:17,572
Uh, no, that should work for me.
Good.
930
01:01:17,730 --> 01:01:18,764
Great.
Bye.
931
01:01:18,930 --> 01:01:20,340
Bye.
932
01:01:28,798 --> 01:01:30,299
No.
933
01:01:31,198 --> 01:01:33,699
No, because you're not that guy.
934
01:01:34,099 --> 01:01:37,509
You're not that guy who walks around
with a condom in his wallet.
935
01:01:38,133 --> 01:01:39,702
You're not.
936
01:02:07,002 --> 01:02:09,742
Can I put this down in your room?
It's deceptively heavy.
937
01:02:09,903 --> 01:02:11,006
Mm-hm.
Thanks.
938
01:02:19,337 --> 01:02:21,747
What you got in there?
Oh, I got you something.
939
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:23,211
Uh, it's nothing.
940
01:02:23,371 --> 01:02:27,543
You know,
it's just like getting you flowers or...
941
01:02:27,705 --> 01:02:31,581
Or... I would never get you flowers though
because I know how you feel about cheesiness.
942
01:02:31,738 --> 01:02:34,080
I'm not opposed to flowers.
I like flowers. They're pretty.
943
01:02:34,239 --> 01:02:36,877
Oh. Okay. Huh.
944
01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:39,676
Well, now I know that. Um, wow.
945
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:42,215
I should have got you, like,
a whole box of flowers.
946
01:02:42,373 --> 01:02:44,476
You shouldn't have gotten me anything.
947
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:48,210
Well, after the park, I took Stella
to this really cool store off Scottsdale
948
01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:50,874
where, um, I used to go in
all the time because I would get...
949
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,814
I used to have this
antique-action-figure collection. Uh...
950
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:58,508
I don't know why I'm telling you about
my action-figure collection, but any...
951
01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:09,009
I thought you could cut them up.
You know, for collage.
952
01:03:16,110 --> 01:03:20,145
You are just completely ridiculous.
953
01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:24,846
I know. I know. It was stupid.
Uh, I just...
954
01:03:25,011 --> 01:03:28,455
I don't know why I brought that.
I just... I thought maybe...
955
01:03:28,611 --> 01:03:31,249
You probably have a whole system for that.
956
01:03:31,812 --> 01:03:33,812
I dig you so much.
957
01:03:54,014 --> 01:03:57,185
So much it, like, freaks me out.
958
01:03:57,648 --> 01:03:59,523
I told you.
959
01:04:11,716 --> 01:04:14,853
I want you to hear this song
I downloaded last night.
960
01:04:15,016 --> 01:04:18,756
I was maybe gonna put it on a
with some other stuff for your car.
961
01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:22,195
Like a mix?
No, not like a mix, just...
962
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:30,360
Girl come to me in a dream
963
01:04:33,785 --> 01:04:36,855
And I don't even know her name
964
01:04:39,886 --> 01:04:43,330
A pretty mark upon her breast
965
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,926
To signify her from the rest
966
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,859
So, what do you wanna do?
967
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:55,362
But her and I are just the same
968
01:04:55,521 --> 01:04:58,294
Well, there's some lasagna.
Are you hungry?
969
01:04:58,454 --> 01:05:00,693
- Are you?
- No.
970
01:05:00,854 --> 01:05:02,594
Me neither.
971
01:05:03,655 --> 01:05:05,428
Okay.
972
01:05:06,188 --> 01:05:07,860
We could, um...
973
01:05:09,755 --> 01:05:13,666
- We could watch a movie.
- Well, I've actually seen all the movies.
974
01:05:13,823 --> 01:05:16,528
I'm pretty sure there's quite a few movies.
975
01:05:16,689 --> 01:05:18,928
I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.
976
01:05:19,090 --> 01:05:21,227
Okay, then, that's out.
977
01:05:21,791 --> 01:05:24,769
I know it won't be easy
978
01:05:27,891 --> 01:05:32,495
What a thing to believe
979
01:05:32,658 --> 01:05:34,068
We could go for a ride.
980
01:05:34,224 --> 01:05:37,634
Yeah, we could.
We could definitely do that.
981
01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:40,327
Or, you know, not,
982
01:05:40,492 --> 01:05:43,936
because we'll probably just
end up coming back here.
983
01:05:44,093 --> 01:05:47,333
Yeah, so, what's the point?
984
01:05:47,893 --> 01:05:49,599
We could play a game.
985
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:54,636
You know, like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle.
986
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,994
I'd wipe the floor with you if we played Boggle.
987
01:05:59,161 --> 01:06:00,503
Seriously, I'm amazing.
988
01:06:00,661 --> 01:06:04,400
I could have gone pro
if I hadn't blown out my knee.
989
01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:07,130
The letter slipped
Right through my hands
990
01:06:09,829 --> 01:06:13,035
Practiced all my wit and charm
991
01:06:15,796 --> 01:06:18,331
Had many girls on every arm
992
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:20,940
I don't really feel like playing games, do you?
993
01:06:21,097 --> 01:06:22,768
Not really.
994
01:06:23,364 --> 01:06:24,398
Okay.
995
01:06:25,030 --> 01:06:27,201
So, what do you wanna do?
996
01:06:29,230 --> 01:06:30,902
Really.
997
01:06:39,365 --> 01:06:40,968
What?
998
01:06:41,899 --> 01:06:45,400
What? What are you...?
What are you thinking?
999
01:06:47,366 --> 01:06:51,504
Uh, I'm son of thinking that, um...
What?
1000
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:56,634
I'm thinking that this has just been like...
1001
01:06:57,934 --> 01:07:00,434
the best weekend of my life.
1002
01:07:05,635 --> 01:07:09,375
And I don't wanna do anything
that might screw it up.
1003
01:07:11,102 --> 01:07:12,637
Oh.
1004
01:07:13,402 --> 01:07:15,004
Um...
1005
01:07:15,169 --> 01:07:18,409
Yeah. No, you're right.
1006
01:07:18,569 --> 01:07:20,411
I am?
1007
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:23,514
Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right.
1008
01:07:24,737 --> 01:07:29,079
Yeah, we should just, you know,
take things slow, not rush things.
1009
01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:31,840
You know, we don't wanna be cliche
Yeah, cliches are the worst.
1010
01:07:32,004 --> 01:07:35,414
Those people who are like, "Ah, those
teenagers with their raging hormones.
1011
01:07:35,571 --> 01:07:39,674
They can't control themselves." It's like, come on.
Yes, we can control ourselves.
1012
01:07:39,838 --> 01:07:42,715
Such bullshit. We are not bunnies.
We are absolutely not bunnies.
1013
01:07:42,872 --> 01:07:45,850
We are capable of making intelligent,
rational decisions.
1014
01:07:46,006 --> 01:07:48,950
I think we're making one right now.
We are. This is good. This is better.
1015
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:51,584
Way better. I'm glad you agree.
I totally agree.
1016
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:54,274
Good. Me too.
1017
01:07:58,307 --> 01:08:00,444
Aw, fuck it.
1018
01:08:09,675 --> 01:08:13,312
I know it won't be easy
1019
01:08:15,608 --> 01:08:18,212
What a thing to believe
1020
01:08:18,376 --> 01:08:20,718
Oh, uh... Uh...
1021
01:08:20,876 --> 01:08:23,286
Should I...?
Okay, what?
1022
01:08:24,110 --> 01:08:28,680
Uh, I don't know...
Uh, well, what do you, uh, like?
1023
01:08:29,477 --> 01:08:33,183
Oh, um... Well, did you...
Did you bring a condom?
1024
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,519
No. Shit.
No, no. That's good. That's cool.
1025
01:08:37,678 --> 01:08:40,747
That means that you didn't think that I
thought we were gonna have sex tonight.
1026
01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:42,514
It's cooler that you didn't think that.
1027
01:08:42,678 --> 01:08:47,054
Yeah, heh, no. I definitely didn't think that at all.
Uh, never even crossed my mind.
1028
01:08:47,212 --> 01:08:49,212
I have one.
1029
01:08:49,379 --> 01:08:50,948
What?
A condom.
1030
01:08:51,113 --> 01:08:53,057
Huh?
Should I get it?
1031
01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:55,657
You could. I mean, sure. Yeah.
Okay.
1032
01:08:55,814 --> 01:08:59,622
That's a thing you could do.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1033
01:09:00,513 --> 01:09:03,549
That's a thing you could do.
1034
01:09:06,414 --> 01:09:08,289
Holy shit.
1035
01:09:20,549 --> 01:09:22,152
All right.
1036
01:09:23,349 --> 01:09:25,054
Uh...
You can have it.
1037
01:09:26,716 --> 01:09:27,955
This is for me.
1038
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:34,592
I think this is a really good kind.
Like maybe the best.
1039
01:09:35,184 --> 01:09:37,890
I think this is what Tiger uses.
1040
01:09:38,451 --> 01:09:39,861
And it hasn't expired yet.
1041
01:09:40,018 --> 01:09:42,928
You know, still got a good
18 months on this guy.
1042
01:09:43,084 --> 01:09:45,392
Not that I have that kind of stamina.
1043
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:49,394
Hey, "spermicide" is a really
ominous-sounding word, right?
1044
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:51,553
It sounds like something the Nazis committed.
1045
01:09:51,719 --> 01:09:53,628
Are you gonna put it on?
1046
01:09:53,786 --> 01:09:56,389
You mean right now?
1047
01:09:56,553 --> 01:10:00,362
Or...
No, yeah, uh, yeah. Uh...
1048
01:10:01,654 --> 01:10:05,189
Do you wanna get under the covers?
Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea.
1049
01:10:05,353 --> 01:10:06,990
Good idea.
1050
01:10:07,154 --> 01:10:08,722
Okay.
1051
01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:13,760
Oh, uh...
1052
01:10:15,222 --> 01:10:16,893
Okay.
1053
01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:19,400
All right.
1054
01:10:35,257 --> 01:10:39,929
Sorry. Sorry.
Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous.
1055
01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:43,360
Well, um...
1056
01:10:44,825 --> 01:10:48,065
Do you want me to, uh, you know...?
1057
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:52,728
No, I'm okay. I'm good.
I actually think I almost got it.
1058
01:10:52,892 --> 01:10:54,302
Oh.
Uh... Heh.
1059
01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:56,563
Oh, good.
Thank you for the offer.
1060
01:10:56,726 --> 01:10:58,135
Mm-hm.
1061
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,764
It's okay. Right there. Right there.
Yeah. Yeah.
1062
01:11:10,261 --> 01:11:12,398
Sweet.
1063
01:11:12,562 --> 01:11:15,802
Oh, okay. Uh...
Yeah. Heh.
1064
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,239
Ooh.
1065
01:11:21,628 --> 01:11:23,197
Hey. Uh...
1066
01:11:25,329 --> 01:11:29,206
No. I want this.
1067
01:11:30,629 --> 01:11:32,937
Me too.
Okay.
1068
01:11:33,764 --> 01:11:35,298
Okay.
1069
01:12:11,234 --> 01:12:15,372
Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
Okay.
1070
01:12:15,901 --> 01:12:20,573
Don't wig out. Don't wig out.
Don't wig out.
1071
01:12:20,735 --> 01:12:22,337
Okay.
1072
01:12:26,369 --> 01:12:28,244
Don't wig out.
1073
01:12:50,738 --> 01:12:53,216
At least the condom didn't break.
1074
01:12:56,905 --> 01:13:00,873
I think that it can be better.
1075
01:13:01,339 --> 01:13:06,216
You know, like, more fun.
Eventually.
1076
01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:10,350
There's really no other direction it could go.
1077
01:13:11,407 --> 01:13:12,976
Yeah.
1078
01:13:14,274 --> 01:13:16,411
But it wasn't your fault.
1079
01:13:17,942 --> 01:13:21,511
I didn't think it was.
It wasn't.
1080
01:13:22,908 --> 01:13:25,648
And it wasn't my fault either.
1081
01:13:26,442 --> 01:13:28,852
Why? Do you think it's my fault?
1082
01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:31,110
Oh.
Hey, no.
1083
01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:36,118
It's nobody's... It's nobody's fault, okay?
Look, uh, I just...
1084
01:13:36,276 --> 01:13:40,050
I heard that sometimes
people don't quite fit together.
1085
01:13:40,211 --> 01:13:43,712
Hmm. And you think that that's us?
I don't know.
1086
01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:47,746
But I don't think that's how
it was supposed to go. Uh...
1087
01:13:47,911 --> 01:13:50,480
You know, even if you've never...
1088
01:13:50,644 --> 01:13:52,623
It didn't feel right.
1089
01:13:52,779 --> 01:13:56,587
Well, I mean, right? Did it?
It felt weird.
1090
01:13:57,445 --> 01:13:58,684
It didn't feel good.
1091
01:13:58,846 --> 01:14:01,824
I mean, maybe you weren't
turned on enough or something.
1092
01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:06,254
I don't know how that shit works
or what's, like, normal, or...
1093
01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:11,852
I mean, with guys, the equipment's
pretty self-explanatory, you know?
1094
01:14:12,013 --> 01:14:15,321
But with girls, I just...
I had no idea it got so complicated.
1095
01:14:15,481 --> 01:14:19,857
It's like you practically need a fricking
schematic and a flashlight just to...
1096
01:14:20,014 --> 01:14:24,618
Okay. All right. Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that we just...
1097
01:14:24,782 --> 01:14:27,851
I mean, I've only known you for,
what, like one weekend?
1098
01:14:28,015 --> 01:14:32,255
Not even... Like 43 hours. I don't even
have a copy of your test results.
1099
01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:36,122
Test results?
I don't have test results. I'm a virgin.
1100
01:14:36,283 --> 01:14:38,761
Or I was a minute ago.
1101
01:14:38,916 --> 01:14:41,918
There are plenty of venereal diseases
you can get without intercourse.
1102
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:45,489
Okay.
1103
01:14:45,650 --> 01:14:47,560
Okay, you know what?
This just...
1104
01:14:47,718 --> 01:14:50,559
This happened really fast,
1105
01:14:50,718 --> 01:14:54,162
and we got carried away and we made a mistake.
1106
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:57,263
And, you know, it's...
Look, it's not that big of a deal.
1107
01:14:57,419 --> 01:14:59,226
Not the end of the world.
1108
01:14:59,686 --> 01:15:03,562
Had to happen sooner or later, right?
So we just... We got it over with.
1109
01:15:08,153 --> 01:15:11,393
Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything
to put off my calculus homework.
1110
01:15:17,654 --> 01:15:21,655
Yeah, well, I should probably go.
1111
01:15:22,821 --> 01:15:26,766
Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that
roof when your parents come home.
1112
01:15:39,389 --> 01:15:41,459
I guess I'll call you later.
1113
01:15:42,123 --> 01:15:43,601
Yeah.
1114
01:15:50,258 --> 01:15:51,758
Wait.
1115
01:15:54,124 --> 01:15:58,796
Uh, you know,
why don't I, uh...? Like, I'll...
1116
01:16:00,692 --> 01:16:02,193
I'll call you.
1117
01:16:02,359 --> 01:16:05,394
Because I've got a crazy few weeks
coming up with finals and everything,
1118
01:16:05,559 --> 01:16:07,094
and also, Ronny keeps calling me
1119
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:09,567
and leaving these messages apologizing,
1120
01:16:09,726 --> 01:16:12,466
so I don't even know what's gonna...
1121
01:16:12,627 --> 01:16:15,434
You know, he said he wrote this song
that he wants me to hear and...
1122
01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:18,928
Yeah, it's about your knees.
Enjoy that.
1123
01:16:19,094 --> 01:16:21,436
And I know you wanna spend
as much time with your sister
1124
01:16:21,595 --> 01:16:26,437
as possible this summer before
you leave for New York, so, um...
1125
01:16:26,595 --> 01:16:29,937
So this probably isn't a great time
for you either.
1126
01:16:30,095 --> 01:16:32,073
To be getting into a...
Relationship.
1127
01:16:32,229 --> 01:16:33,764
Anything.
1128
01:16:37,029 --> 01:16:39,530
God. Just for the record,
I tried to stop it.
1129
01:16:39,697 --> 01:16:41,675
All right? You practically...
1130
01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:44,035
Practically what?
1131
01:16:46,964 --> 01:16:50,636
No, nothing.
I'm sorry it happened.
1132
01:16:52,898 --> 01:16:55,808
Yeah. Me too.
1133
01:16:56,365 --> 01:16:59,673
All right, great. I guess I'll see you.
See you, Dave.
1134
01:17:04,499 --> 01:17:06,738
'Cause there's a red moon
Low in the sky
1135
01:17:06,899 --> 01:17:09,309
And a Santa Anna
1136
01:17:10,633 --> 01:17:15,100
We are love
We are taken for granted
1137
01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:21,375
I'm only here for this moment
1138
01:17:22,201 --> 01:17:27,578
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1139
01:17:37,636 --> 01:17:40,477
The things they do to me
1140
01:17:40,836 --> 01:17:44,337
Are they trying to make me bleed?
1141
01:17:44,504 --> 01:17:49,471
But I will never need them
Like they need me
1142
01:17:49,637 --> 01:17:54,980
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1143
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:56,581
Come on.
1144
01:18:00,538 --> 01:18:01,641
Shit.
1145
01:18:01,805 --> 01:18:06,341
I wanna love you
I wanna love you
1146
01:18:06,506 --> 01:18:09,451
I wanna love you
1147
01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:12,880
I wanna love you
1148
01:18:13,039 --> 01:18:16,506
I wanna love you
1149
01:18:23,641 --> 01:18:25,949
Hey, it's me. What are you doing?
1150
01:18:30,675 --> 01:18:33,414
Sex. Sex.
1151
01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:38,110
Here's what I know about sex.
You ready? You ready?
1152
01:18:38,276 --> 01:18:42,414
Sex is so much better
1153
01:18:42,576 --> 01:18:45,054
before you've had it.
1154
01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:48,847
Because before you've had it, it's everything.
1155
01:18:49,010 --> 01:18:50,988
You know?
It's what you dream of.
1156
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:56,054
I mean, your entire world is,
like, consumed in this...
1157
01:18:56,211 --> 01:18:58,587
Well, you guys know what I'm talking about.
1158
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,187
And then after...
1159
01:19:02,545 --> 01:19:04,989
After, it's just...
1160
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:07,952
It's just sex.
1161
01:19:08,579 --> 01:19:12,990
It's just... It's not even that, you know?
It's just a mess. It's a mess.
1162
01:19:13,146 --> 01:19:15,783
I wish I could just go back to the beginning.
1163
01:19:16,913 --> 01:19:18,982
Beginning?
You mean Friday?
1164
01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:22,151
Yeah, Friday.
1165
01:19:22,313 --> 01:19:26,122
Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?
I'd do it all different.
1166
01:19:26,281 --> 01:19:28,384
All right. I'm gonna ask you
a serious question,
1167
01:19:28,548 --> 01:19:31,287
and I want you to think about it
before you give me the answer.
1168
01:19:31,448 --> 01:19:35,655
Is it possible that the problem
was that you're actually, like,
1169
01:19:35,815 --> 01:19:37,487
huge?
1170
01:19:37,649 --> 01:19:42,253
And you've never realized it before because you've
never had anything to compare it to up close.
1171
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,325
Would you like me to look at your penis?
1172
01:19:44,483 --> 01:19:47,017
No. Trust me,
that's not the problem.
1173
01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:49,627
You're sure? All right.
Positive.
1174
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:57,685
What?
1175
01:19:57,851 --> 01:20:01,556
It's better this way.
It's better. Think about it.
1176
01:20:01,718 --> 01:20:04,856
She doesn't go to our school so you're
not gonna run into her in the hallways.
1177
01:20:05,018 --> 01:20:07,622
Nobody knows,
so nobody's gonna hear her version.
1178
01:20:07,785 --> 01:20:11,286
And in a couple of weeks,
it'll be prom, then graduation,
1179
01:20:11,453 --> 01:20:14,863
and before you know it, you're on a plane to.
1180
01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:17,691
So it was never gonna last anyway.
1181
01:20:18,553 --> 01:20:21,259
And now it's done with.
And who knows, maybe years from now
1182
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:23,523
you'll bump into her somewhere,
you know, in some bar.
1183
01:20:23,687 --> 01:20:26,893
You'll have a few drinks
and you'll laugh about it.
1184
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:30,297
And that's it. That's life.
1185
01:20:30,455 --> 01:20:34,866
So the best thing to do is just let it go.
Let it go, David.
1186
01:20:38,555 --> 01:20:39,999
I think that's bullshit.
1187
01:20:40,155 --> 01:20:42,724
Oh, really? You do?
Total bullshit.
1188
01:20:42,890 --> 01:20:46,164
You met somebody. Somebody
very cool, from the sound of it.
1189
01:20:46,323 --> 01:20:48,857
How many weekends have we spent driving around
1190
01:20:49,023 --> 01:20:50,831
looking for exactly that thing?
1191
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:54,230
And it never happens.
It never happens.
1192
01:20:54,390 --> 01:20:56,369
But it did. So now what?
1193
01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:57,831
You hit one bump and you bail?
1194
01:20:57,991 --> 01:20:59,765
Throw your hands up and walk away?
1195
01:20:59,924 --> 01:21:02,028
Well, I mean, it was a pretty major bump.
1196
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,499
No, it wasn't. It was sex.
1197
01:21:04,658 --> 01:21:08,467
One time. The first time.
You don't know anything from that.
1198
01:21:08,626 --> 01:21:11,467
You're gonna tell me you don't think
it's worth giving it one more shot?
1199
01:21:11,626 --> 01:21:14,661
You think it's about letting it go. No.
1200
01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:17,100
It's about sticking with it and being a man.
1201
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:21,204
And I don't mean in no bullshit way,
like you're tough or you're a dick.
1202
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,964
Being a real man.
I don't even know if I am.
1203
01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:28,299
You are. You're a man. Now act like it.
1204
01:21:31,461 --> 01:21:33,098
All right, let me ask you this.
1205
01:21:33,262 --> 01:21:36,263
A couple of days ago, you were all about Jane.
1206
01:21:36,428 --> 01:21:37,906
You know, dear, sweet Janey.
1207
01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:42,302
And now I just wanna know,
before we go full commando here,
1208
01:21:42,462 --> 01:21:45,804
what is it that's so special
about this particular girl?
1209
01:21:56,364 --> 01:21:57,865
Ugh.
1210
01:21:58,998 --> 01:22:01,169
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad that you called.
1211
01:22:01,331 --> 01:22:05,275
You are? Oh, baby,
I'm so glad you're glad I called.
1212
01:22:05,431 --> 01:22:07,932
I just had to hear your voice,
my sweet girl's voice.
1213
01:22:08,099 --> 01:22:09,133
Ronny.
1214
01:22:09,298 --> 01:22:11,470
This has been the darkest day of my life.
1215
01:22:11,632 --> 01:22:14,076
I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore.
1216
01:22:14,232 --> 01:22:17,074
Things have been so messed up lately,
all this negativity around me.
1217
01:22:17,232 --> 01:22:21,677
Joel and Leon and my mom That judgmental bitch.
1218
01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:25,334
Anyway, I guess I'm just trying
to say I'm sorry.
1219
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:30,104
So sorry. And I get it. I do.
You're not ready yet.
1220
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:34,179
What?
To have sex.
1221
01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:37,211
And that's cool. I can wait.
No, I will wait for you.
1222
01:22:37,368 --> 01:22:40,006
A month, or maybe even two.
Whatever it takes.
1223
01:22:40,168 --> 01:22:44,169
It's late and I'm really tired.
1224
01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:46,939
I have to get up for school in like four hours.
1225
01:22:47,103 --> 01:22:50,047
Is it that guy from last night?
Are you two, like, together now?
1226
01:22:50,203 --> 01:22:52,112
What? No.
1227
01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:54,708
We're definitely not together.
1228
01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:57,711
I just... don't think I can have
this conversation right now.
1229
01:22:58,170 --> 01:23:00,273
Sony. I just...
1230
01:23:00,437 --> 01:23:03,415
No, I get it. You're tired.
1231
01:23:03,571 --> 01:23:06,015
Sleep, baby girl. Dream.
1232
01:23:06,171 --> 01:23:11,343
I mean, just pf ease
do not break up with me, okay?
1233
01:23:11,505 --> 01:23:15,177
I mean, nobody gets me, I mean
really gets me, the way that you do.
1234
01:23:15,339 --> 01:23:16,907
I love...
1235
01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:42,847
Lead me on, lead me on
1236
01:23:45,942 --> 01:23:50,785
Right now I just need something
You could be that one thing
1237
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:53,614
So lead me on
1238
01:23:57,477 --> 01:24:02,546
Take me home, take me home
1239
01:24:02,710 --> 01:24:07,280
I'll be yours till the morning
Then leave without warning
1240
01:24:07,444 --> 01:24:10,752
So take me home
1241
01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:24,324
Slut.
1242
01:24:31,047 --> 01:24:36,015
Call me, please
Call me, please
1243
01:24:36,314 --> 01:24:40,952
I can't wait forever
You know better
1244
01:24:41,115 --> 01:24:43,956
So call me, please
1245
01:24:44,115 --> 01:24:45,752
Morning.
1246
01:24:47,815 --> 01:24:52,692
Leave me be, leave me be
1247
01:24:53,082 --> 01:24:55,720
You had your chance already
1248
01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:57,827
Someone else, I go steady
So leave me be
1249
01:24:57,983 --> 01:25:01,450
Are you all right?
Yeah.
1250
01:25:13,919 --> 01:25:15,124
I met a boy.
1251
01:25:19,686 --> 01:25:24,460
A really good one.
And I think I drove him away.
1252
01:25:26,619 --> 01:25:28,461
Honey, I'm sure you didn't.
1253
01:25:29,287 --> 01:25:33,130
No, I did. I messed up.
1254
01:25:33,287 --> 01:25:35,925
And now it's over before I...
1255
01:25:37,087 --> 01:25:38,724
I'm never gonna see him again.
1256
01:25:40,187 --> 01:25:42,665
Oh, sweetheart.
1257
01:25:45,022 --> 01:25:46,966
I love you.
1258
01:25:48,923 --> 01:25:52,163
Both of you. So much.
1259
01:25:52,322 --> 01:25:55,460
And I'm sorry if I don't tell you it more.
1260
01:26:00,390 --> 01:26:03,028
Anyways, I should go before I miss the bus.
1261
01:26:03,190 --> 01:26:05,895
You want me to drive you?
Maybe talk about it?
1262
01:26:06,491 --> 01:26:09,492
No. I son of feel like
taking the bus.
1263
01:26:17,592 --> 01:26:21,093
I want you to remember every detail
of what just happened,
1264
01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,899
because it's never going to happen again.
1265
01:26:32,427 --> 01:26:33,836
Okay, here's what it is.
Whoa. F...
1266
01:26:34,861 --> 01:26:36,736
Uh...
Oh, shit.
1267
01:26:37,827 --> 01:26:39,702
I'm sorry.
You.
1268
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:43,862
You gotta, like, give a girl some
warning or something when you do that.
1269
01:26:44,028 --> 01:26:47,996
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I should have. I just, um...
1270
01:26:48,162 --> 01:26:50,231
It's just that I've been thinking.
1271
01:26:52,862 --> 01:26:54,863
I don't know much about relationships.
1272
01:26:56,763 --> 01:26:58,332
Neither do I.
1273
01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:01,805
I definitely don't know anything about love.
1274
01:27:01,963 --> 01:27:04,737
I can't believe I talked like I did.
1275
01:27:04,897 --> 01:27:06,000
I don't.
1276
01:27:07,664 --> 01:27:12,473
All I want, like, in the world,
is to just keep talking to you.
1277
01:27:12,631 --> 01:27:16,269
I wanna know how your day was,
where you wanna eat,
1278
01:27:16,431 --> 01:27:18,841
and I wanna argue with you.
1279
01:27:18,998 --> 01:27:20,976
And I wanna hear all your theories,
1280
01:27:21,132 --> 01:27:24,838
even the ones that are just
completely, you know, wrong.
1281
01:27:24,999 --> 01:27:28,205
And I know it's not that simple.
I don't know, I just think...
1282
01:27:28,366 --> 01:27:32,504
No, I really believe
that if you'd just be willing
1283
01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:35,543
to continue having this conversation with me,
1284
01:27:36,467 --> 01:27:38,536
then we can figure the rest out.
1285
01:27:44,834 --> 01:27:47,369
I'm gonna be late for school.
1286
01:27:51,936 --> 01:27:53,312
All right.
1287
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:56,975
All right. Yeah.
Do you wanna give me a ride?
1288
01:27:57,969 --> 01:27:59,413
Uh...
1289
01:28:00,403 --> 01:28:02,972
Yeah.
It's not gonna make you late?
1290
01:28:03,137 --> 01:28:05,376
So I'm late.
What are they gonna do, right? Heh.
1291
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,479
Wow.
Oh, sorry. That's... Wrong song.
1292
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:37,014
Nope, not that one either.
Here, this one. This one's good.
1293
01:28:38,074 --> 01:28:39,881
Whirlwind, run
1294
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,781
Further and further away
1295
01:28:44,941 --> 01:28:47,977
You know, none of my theories
are wrong, by the way.
1296
01:28:48,142 --> 01:28:50,915
They just aren't fully developed yet.
1297
01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:52,280
Okay.
1298
01:28:52,442 --> 01:28:54,976
And as far as what you said before
1299
01:28:55,142 --> 01:28:58,212
about wanting to keep talking,
1300
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,614
I'm obviously...
1301
01:29:01,943 --> 01:29:04,046
totally into that.
1302
01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,814
But I would also like to work on the sex thing.
1303
01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:13,449
Definitely.
1304
01:29:13,611 --> 01:29:15,885
We can definitely work
on the sex thing. Heh.
1305
01:29:16,045 --> 01:29:19,648
I actually had a few ideas about that.
Me too.
1306
01:29:19,811 --> 01:29:21,687
So, you know?
Yeah.
1307
01:29:21,845 --> 01:29:24,584
How would you cope
If the world decided
1308
01:29:24,745 --> 01:29:27,518
To make you suffer
For all that you were?
1309
01:29:29,079 --> 01:29:31,216
How could you dance if...?
1310
01:29:35,180 --> 01:29:38,317
Okay.
Wait.
1311
01:29:48,415 --> 01:29:51,882
You're ridiculous.
Well, deal with it.
1312
01:29:53,949 --> 01:29:56,756
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Chase.
1313
01:29:58,716 --> 01:30:00,421
So...?
1314
01:30:01,816 --> 01:30:02,850
So, what?
1315
01:30:06,050 --> 01:30:09,392
So do you wanna pick me up after school?
1316
01:30:10,984 --> 01:30:13,860
What time?
Well, jazz band practice ends at 4.
1317
01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:17,427
If you make a crack about the fact that
I'm in jazz band, you're gonna regret it.
1318
01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:18,995
I'll be right here.
1319
01:30:19,151 --> 01:30:20,527
Cool.
Good.
1320
01:30:24,285 --> 01:30:27,661
All right, then.
Yeah. So...
1321
01:30:27,819 --> 01:30:28,853
I should go.
1322
01:30:29,019 --> 01:30:32,553
Yeah, right.
Because first period...
1323
01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:34,026
Yeah.
1324
01:30:35,219 --> 01:30:36,925
Okay- Okay
1325
01:30:38,954 --> 01:30:41,159
Later, Hodgman.
Heh. Later.
1326
01:30:42,144 --> 01:30:43,742
AHruaia
1327
01:31:04,423 --> 01:31:07,867
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1328
01:31:08,456 --> 01:31:13,367
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1329
01:31:13,524 --> 01:31:18,299
And I couldn't help myself
1330
01:31:18,724 --> 01:31:21,328
I just fell in love
1331
01:31:21,491 --> 01:31:27,266
And I couldn't help myself
1332
01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:35,231
It was like a movie
Watching her eyes read
1333
01:31:36,993 --> 01:31:43,461
What! Wrote made sweet Louise
Feel weak in her knees
1334
01:31:44,161 --> 01:31:47,196
And I thought that everyone
Would know by now
1335
01:31:48,094 --> 01:31:52,038
I've been alive long enough
To know how things just get around
1336
01:31:52,194 --> 01:31:56,196
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1337
01:31:56,362 --> 01:32:01,306
Well I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1338
01:32:01,462 --> 01:32:06,271
And I couldn't help myself
1339
01:32:06,430 --> 01:32:09,271
I just fell in love
1340
01:32:09,430 --> 01:32:14,602
And I couldn't help myself
1341
01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:18,298
In that moment
1342
01:32:18,464 --> 01:32:22,931
You knew from her eyes
1343
01:32:23,898 --> 01:32:26,638
She don't feel the same
1344
01:32:27,365 --> 01:32:34,243
But, oh, my words
Were not in vain
1345
01:32:34,399 --> 01:32:39,139
'Cause I can always say
Till the day I die
1346
01:32:39,299 --> 01:32:44,142
That!
I told her anyway
1347
01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:49,267
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1348
01:32:49,434 --> 01:32:54,243
And I couldn't help myself
1349
01:32:54,401 --> 01:32:57,277
I just fell in love
1350
01:32:57,435 --> 01:33:02,210
And I couldn't help myself
1351
01:33:02,369 --> 01:33:05,210
I just fell in love
1352
01:33:05,369 --> 01:33:10,212
And I couldn't help myself
1353
01:33:10,370 --> 01:33:13,211
I just fell in love
1354
01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:20,213
And I couldn't help myself
1355
01:33:23,371 --> 01:33:24,872
"I just fell in love"