1 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,233 MAN: ...with some lingering clouds around Kodiak Island. 2 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,776 Look for a chance of overnight showers 3 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,112 along the mountainous areas of South Eastern Alaska. 4 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:54,866 And now back to music on KBWZ, Alaska listens. 5 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,035 RICKY: Brad? 6 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,578 Wait, you cut out. What? 7 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,455 No, dude, my parents went to Europe 8 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:02,618 and they sent us to Alaska to hang out with my uncle. 9 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:04,834 It's fine. 10 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:08,213 Yeah, my uncle is a paleontologist. 11 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:12,675 He collects dinosaur bones. I guess he's taking us to work with him. 12 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,843 Brad? 13 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:17,347 Brad? Brad, are you there? 14 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:19,516 Great, no signal. 15 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:20,808 Where are we going anyway? 16 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:21,976 I'll give you a clue. 17 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,104 I got it in here somewhere. 18 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:27,315 Ah, there we go! 19 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:31,027 Check it out. 20 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,239 What is it? 21 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,492 That, my friend, is the tooth of a Gorgosaurus. 22 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:40,078 Cool! Isn't it? 23 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:42,914 You know, it was almost as big as a T-Rex, but way faster. 24 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:45,917 They roamed the Earth millions of years ago and they got wiped out. 25 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:49,254 Their only living descendants are birds and blah, blah, blah. 26 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,980 Oh, come on, man. You used to love dinosaurs, you were an expert. 27 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:55,260 This guy must have been really scary. 28 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,830 How do you think he lost his tooth? 29 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:25,707 The Gorgo? Yeah. 30 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:30,587 I wonder if he was in, like, a huge fight with a load of other dinosaurs. 31 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:35,633 My friend, Natalie, she ran into a flagpole at school and lost two teeth. 32 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,552 There was blood everywhere. 33 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,971 Yeah, a flagpole will do that. 34 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,431 Let's go! 35 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:45,018 You sure you don't want to come? 36 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,729 I'm not really into digging up dead things. 37 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,274 All right. Well, stay close to the truck. 38 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,818 If you change your mind just follow the trail up. 39 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,153 Got it. 40 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,446 Okay, bud. 41 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:05,788 MALE VOICE: Psst! 42 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:18,551 MALE VOICE: Psst! Psst! 43 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:21,346 Hey, kid. 44 00:04:23,014 --> 00:04:24,932 Yeah, you. I'm talking to you. 45 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:28,019 What's wrong? You never heard a bird talk before? 46 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,688 You think you're pretty smart, don't you? 47 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,335 It's all right. I'm not offended about 48 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:34,317 those things you said about my ancestors. 49 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:37,945 Totally cool with it. You should see your ancestors. 50 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,365 Three words: U-g-ly. 51 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:45,036 But you know that every fossil tells a story... 52 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,039 and this tooth tells a pretty good one. 53 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,958 So go ahead and pick it up. Come on, come on, pick it up. 54 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:53,211 Pick it up, pick it up! 55 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:56,422 Come on, it won't bite you. Not anymore, at least. 56 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:02,428 It will, however, open a window into the ancient past. 57 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:05,431 A vibrant world of wonder and danger, 58 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,767 when dinosaurs roamed the earth... 59 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:11,270 and birds looked a little more like this. 60 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:15,733 There, you see? Now we can begin. 61 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,196 And try to keep up, will you?! 62 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:27,078 ALEX: 70 million years ago, in the late Cretaceous period of planet Earth... 63 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,455 there lived a miraculous... 64 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,749 bird. That's me, Alex! 65 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:37,255 BOY'. Alexornis, meaning Alexander's Bird, insectivore. 66 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,549 ALEX: Note the beautiful plumage... 67 00:05:39,716 --> 00:05:42,593 majestic wingspan, the classically curved beak. 68 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:45,805 Not to brag, but I am kind of the whole package. 69 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:48,975 Of course, if you're familiar with the Cretaceous Period, 70 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,102 you probably know all of this. 71 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,020 Hmm. 72 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:54,897 Now watch closely. 73 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:58,901 This is a delicate operation, best left to the professionals. 74 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,196 Ah, the enticing smell of decay. 75 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,491 Look at this tartar build-up. Mmm! 76 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:10,455 Hey, watch it! 77 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,040 I'm telling you, it's hard out here for a bird! 78 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,085 But enough about me. 79 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:19,881 The story you're about to see concerns a friend of mine. 80 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,049 I gotta say, it's a pretty good one, 81 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,135 filled with mystery and adventure... 82 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,053 hope and despair. 83 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,599 Excuse me while I take a personal moment. Gotcha! 84 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,948 By the way, this isn't the guy I was talking about. It's his mother. 85 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,480 She is a Pachyrhinosaurus. 86 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:40,651 GIRL: Pachyrhinosaurus, meaning thick-nosed lizard, herbivore. 87 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:45,656 ALEX: But pay attention, because the adventures of her son, Patchi... 88 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,242 are the stuff of legend. 89 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,748 Which has nothing to do with that stuff right there. 90 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:56,042 Let me at it. Hey, that's not fair! 91 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,336 ALEX: There he is! That's Patchi. 92 00:06:58,503 --> 00:06:59,629 Mm-mm, barf. 93 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,881 ALEX: The runt of the litter, the guy 94 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,133 at the bottom of the pecking order. 95 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,093 ALEX: Hey, Patchi! Can't talk now, Alex! 96 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,845 Trying to work on my survival instincts! 97 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:09,452 Excuse me, Alpha male coming through. 98 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,349 Pardon, I'm just gonna have a bite. 99 00:07:11,516 --> 00:07:12,517 Back off, Patchi. 100 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,684 What about my fair share? 101 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,478 Your fair share was delicious. 102 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,939 That's my big brother, Scowler. He's usually really cool. 103 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:21,651 He just gets weird around puke. Mm, there's some of it now. 104 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,154 Sometimes you gotta think outside the nest. 105 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,824 So now I just gotta get out of the nest. 106 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,624 BOY: Troodon, meaning wounding tooth, omnivore. 107 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,712 Alex might say I'm a runt, but you gotta start somewhere. 108 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:43,881 From zero to hero, baby. 109 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:46,884 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I'm the one telling the story! 110 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:49,679 I have more credibility here. It's my story, Alex. 111 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:52,139 Yeah, but I have a more neutral perspective. 112 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,066 Wait a minute. Are you really gonna eat that? 113 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,519 You know it. Mom's cooking, and still warm! 114 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,688 Uh-oh! Run away! Where you going? 115 00:07:58,855 --> 00:08:00,147 All right, more for me. 116 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,274 ALEX: Seriously, there's a big monster behind you! 117 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,902 Sure, there's a big monster behind you too! 118 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:12,577 ALEX: So much for your survival instincts! 119 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:13,744 Help! 120 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,460 PATCHY. Okay, so I quickly learned that 121 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,588 not everybody eats puked-up leaves. 122 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,681 There are things out here called meat-eaters. 123 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,885 ALEX: Exactly, and you, my friend, are made up almost entirely of meat. 124 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,387 Hey, put me down! Lam not a chew toy! 125 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:34,098 PATCHY. Good thing my dad showed up. 126 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:37,184 ALEX: That's Bulldust, Patchi's 6, 000-pound papa. 127 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,436 PATCHY. Nobody messes with him. 128 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,854 Hey, Dad, little help? 129 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,481 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! 130 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:45,109 Thank you! 131 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,117 Medic! 132 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:56,454 PATCHY. Classic Dad. He was a man of few words. 133 00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:58,915 ALEX: Actually, he was a man of one word. 134 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:03,294 That one. 135 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:07,256 Huh? What is that? 136 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,800 ALEX: That, my friend, is a hole in your head. 137 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,971 But don't worry, one day that hole will be filled with greatness. 138 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:16,140 PATCHY. Right! Plus you can hardly see it. 139 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,392 ALEX: Especially if you don't look at it. Besides... 140 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,959 mistakes are natural at a young age. 141 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:21,145 Look at that! 142 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,981 Leaving the nest was totally worth it! 143 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:26,150 Hey, what's going on up there? 144 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,904 What is this? 145 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:33,074 ALEX: That is the price of leaving the nest. 146 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,577 Oh, who are you? You're pretty cool. 147 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,829 Come over here! Where you going? 148 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,456 Hey, don't be afraid. 149 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,667 I'm not gonna eat you or anything. 150 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,960 He Will. 151 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:52,176 Hey, there. Name's Patchi. Wanna be friends? 152 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,388 Wait, wait! Wait up! 153 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,139 I don't always smell like this! 154 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:58,849 I'm just covered in poop at the moment! 155 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:03,229 Aw, come on! Are we playing tag? Is that what this is? 156 00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:05,189 Okay, I guess I'm it then, right? 157 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:08,234 Whoa. 158 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:13,239 GIRL: Ankylosaur, meaning fused lizard, herbivore. 159 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,243 This thing is huge! 160 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:20,162 Which means I should probably steer clear of his butt. 161 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,707 ALEX: Good for you, Patchi. You're learning. 162 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:49,191 Wow! This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen. 163 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,780 ALEX: It's a future oil field, so don't get too attached. 164 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,128 Hey! Pick on someone your own size! 165 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,631 Uh, you know, I mean, if that's a convenient option for you. 166 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:15,134 Oop, there he goes. You lost him. 167 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,637 BOY: Hesperonychus, meaning western claw, carnivore. 168 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:21,599 No, I didn't mean me! 169 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,768 Oh, you misunderstood! I meant my brother! 170 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,478 Yeah, he's bigger, he's meatier. 171 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,646 He's a lot slower! Oh, he's so tender... Oh! 172 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:32,109 Hey, Ma. Oh, I had it, but thanks for showing up. 173 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:42,620 ALEX: And so, with a little help from Mom... 174 00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:46,165 Patchi returned from his first adventure a little bit wiser... 175 00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:49,126 and a whole lot smellier. 176 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,797 Hey, guys, you are not gonna believe what just happened to me. 177 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,925 Oh, my gosh! Did you just take a poop shower?! 178 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,134 No. 179 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,636 Maybe. 180 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:00,179 Define poop shower. 181 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,516 ALEX: They were all jealous, Patchi, 'cause you'd been out in the world. 182 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,185 You were on your way to becoming a grownup. 183 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:10,773 A“ One day I fell in love and 184 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,110 ♪ You took all of my heart 185 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:17,905 ♪ Twenty four hours, blue sky, sun rays 186 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,616 ♪ Where there used to be grey 187 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,784 ♪ Used to be grey 188 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:26,163 ♪ Say goodbye to yesterday Oh, oh 189 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:30,000 I What a difference today made a'. 190 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,472 Right, Dad, got it! Knock down the tree 191 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,350 and feast on the leafy greens up top! Mmm-mmm. 192 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,395 Yeah, I also got it, Dad. I'm just gonna square up here and... 193 00:12:49,562 --> 00:12:50,855 knock down the tree! 194 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,190 I'll square up and knock down the tree. 195 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,068 Oh, I'm gonna just gonna grab... He's stronger than he looks. 196 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,403 Gonna feast on that leafy... 197 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,406 Okay. SCOWLER: Uh, Dad? 198 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:03,033 Are we really from the same litter? 199 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,709 ALEX: Okay, what's so special about dust? I don't get it. 200 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:14,503 You roll around on your back and you make some grunting noises. 201 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,589 I mean, how is that a hobby? PATCHY. What? 202 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,132 Oh, man! You haven't lived until 203 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,818 you've taken a dirt bath. It's the best. 204 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,594 Here, let me get in there, fellas. 205 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,221 Yeah, oh, boy! 206 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,390 - It's so fun. - You gotta try... 207 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,728 Hey, hey, hey! Watch the plumage! 208 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,730 How would you like it if I did this? Ow! 209 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,607 Hey, watch the nose! You watch it! 210 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,192 You watch it! No, you watch it! 211 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,906 GIRL: Alphadon, meaning first tooth, omnivore. 212 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,746 Patch! Pachito, come on, wait for me! 213 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,625 I'm sorry I went all pre-historic on you back there, okay, buddy? 214 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,918 It's okay, Alex. 215 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,127 PATCHI: What's going on? 216 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:58,088 ALEX: Major is challenging your father for the role of leader! 217 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,798 It's a time honored tradition. 218 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:03,302 Oh, yeah, and Major's toast! Dad's gonna crush him! 219 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,096 Come on, Dad! Show him who's boss! 220 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,307 Introduce your horn to his head! 221 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,476 Yeah, smack. Ah! Quit it! 222 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,061 Hey, Dad! 223 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,729 Wow, Dad, that was awesome! 224 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,106 You kicked his butt all the way up to the stone age. 225 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,025 Get back here! 226 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,777 PATCHY. I may have been smaller than my brother. 227 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:21,704 ALEX: But you made up for it by running away. 228 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:23,739 PATCHY. No, no, no. I wasn't running away. 229 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,783 I was racing him... and winning. 230 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,743 Are you ready?! Yeah. 231 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,828 Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. 232 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,956 Are you ready?! Hit me! 233 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,332 All right! 234 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,126 I wasn't ready. Yeah. 235 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,795 I'm ready now. Be quiet. 236 00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,130 Come back, you coward, both of you! 237 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,340 We're good. 238 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,760 I want some more. You want some more! Everybody wants more and more? 239 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,054 SCOWLER: Did you guys see that? Totally rang his bell. 240 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,823 ALEX: And so the young Pachyrhinosaur 241 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,200 frolicked and fritted away his youth. 242 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,161 Why? I dunno. The kid likes to frolic. 243 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,039 But all that was about to change. 244 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,168 PATCHY. And it all started the day I met... Juniper. 245 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:22,464 r on, baby. 246 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,882 A“ Give it up 247 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,677 a' Ain't no use a'. 248 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,223 Hi, I'm Patchi. I'm made of meat. 249 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,058 That's not what I meant to say. 250 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,560 I meant to say, "I'm Patchi." 251 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,020 Whoa, is that a hole in your head? 252 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,106 Uh, no. I mean... yeah, technically... 253 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,691 I like it. 254 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:45,029 Ah, young love, so beautiful, so precious. Gotcha! 255 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:49,283 Really, I've never seen anything like that before. 256 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,035 Really? There's my mom. 257 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,703 I'm sorry, I have to go. 258 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,204 Ah, but we just met! 259 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,540 I'm not supposed to talk to guys outside my herd. 260 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:57,916 Stupid rules. 261 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,294 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 262 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,881 Wait, wait, don't go! Just stay for one minute! 263 00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:05,382 Ah, no! 264 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:08,761 Sniff me out later, okay? 265 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,262 Oh. 266 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,599 Yeah! She likes me! 267 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,934 And she likes my hole. 268 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,898 ALEX: Over the next few days, Patchi returned to the waterfall... 269 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:25,694 for he had been bitten by the love bug, the tastiest bug of all. 270 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:29,406 But the lady proved to be elusive. 271 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,577 Not to be denied, the young lover 272 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,662 pursued his passion nonetheless... 273 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,666 once more returning to the sight of his glorious vision. 274 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,128 And he just kept coming back... 275 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,757 really to the point of overkill, if you want my opinion. 276 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,511 Ah, man. Where is she? 277 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,680 Oh, didn't I tell you? She moved South. 278 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,516 South? When? 279 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,892 Four or five days ago. 280 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,769 How long have you known this? 281 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,938 About four or five days. Gotcha! 282 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,612 ALEX: But Juniper and her family were headed. 283 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,781 South as part of the great migration... 284 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,743 for the summer was coming to an end and food was in short supply. 285 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:19,665 Especially the bug supply, which is very, very important to me. 286 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,794 More than anything, Patchi wanted to follow Juniper... 287 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,922 and his impatience was beginning to show. 288 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,717 The birds are going South. Those green things are going South. 289 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,428 When do we get to go South? 290 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,347 ALEX: It'll be time to go when your father says it's time. 291 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,809 ALEX: It's time. 292 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,185 Move 'em out, Patchi. 293 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,562 You don't have to tell me twice. 294 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,564 Move 'em out, Patchi. 295 00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:47,025 Right, here we go. My first migration. 296 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,956 SCOWLER: Eat my dust, Patchi. 297 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,749 PATCHI: It's not a race. 298 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,294 ALEX: Come on, guys, don't be shy. 299 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,379 We're all going to the same place. 300 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:22,102 Hey, Alex, don't most birds fly South? 301 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:26,690 It's called symbiosis, buddy. I get transportation and you get pest control. 302 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:27,858 Gotcha! 303 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,444 Seriously, you're a buffet on four legs. 304 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,198 And the herd lumbered South across the Alaskan hinterland... 305 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,965 PATCHY. Whoa, what do you mean, lumbered? 306 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,834 ALEX: Well, you weren't exactly gallivanting. 307 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,370 PATCHY. Yeah, we're Pachyrhinosaurs. We don't gallivant. 308 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,539 ALEX: No, you do not, but I have to warn you, 309 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,583 every good story has a scary part 310 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,627 and that's coming up, so get ready. 311 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,879 PATCHY. Oh, I'm ready. I lived through it. 312 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,882 It was late afternoon and the clouds were gathering in the east. 313 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,801 ALEX: Okay, okay, let me tell it. I have the flair. 314 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,304 The clouds gathered in the east. 315 00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,681 Soon, a portent of approaching danger 316 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,059 floated in upon the changing winds... 317 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,103 a harbinger in the form of a glorious winged creature. 318 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,731 ALEX: Danger, danger, everyone! Warning, warning! 319 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,608 Did you hear that, Dad? Danger. 320 00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,069 SCOWLER: Of course he heard. 321 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,780 What'd I say, huh? 322 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,824 PATCHY. My father ordered the herd into the forest 323 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,952 to find shelter from the storm. 324 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,092 ALEX: The weather worsened, and my friend Patchi's young life... 325 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,427 was about to change in a flash. 326 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,890 I'm scared. 327 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,935 I'm not scared. You're the only one who's scared. 328 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,065 Well, you and maybe that guy. Wusses. 329 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,906 ALEX: The dry summer months had turned the forest into a tinderbox... 330 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,659 ready to explode into flames. 331 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,620 I know you humans like to think you discovered fire... 332 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,497 but trust me, it's been around 333 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,332 since the time of the dinosaurs. 334 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,544 Patchi's father smelled trouble. 335 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,881 Quickly, he called to the others. 336 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,052 This was no time to dilly-dally. 337 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,971 Dad, what's going on? 338 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,182 What is it, Alex? It's fire! 339 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,685 What's fire? Does it eat meat?! 340 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,187 It eats everything. Run! 341 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,274 Go on! Move your meaty little legs! 342 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,623 ALEX: Bulldust and his family hurried toward open ground. 343 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,294 But there was just one problem: 344 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:53,670 Predators. 345 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:58,592 For one dinosaur's misfortune is another dinosaur's feast. 346 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,678 Hi there! Friend or foe? 347 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,723 Foe, foe, definitely foe! 348 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,725 Wait up, guys! 349 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,411 Scowler, I don't like migration! I wanna go home! 350 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,997 Patchi, try and be brave like Dad. 351 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,292 What do we do now? What do we do?! 352 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,753 Don't worry, Dad would never abandon me. 353 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,046 You mean us, right? 354 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,255 Right, us. 355 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,840 PATCHI: Help, Dad! 356 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,634 SCOWLER: Dad, over here! 357 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,510 That was a good idea, Dad. 358 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,015 I was gonna do the same thing, bust through that tree. 359 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,018 PATCHI: Hey, where's Mom? 360 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,901 ALEX: Separated from the others... 361 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,905 Patchi's mom didn't realize that she was heading into a trap. 362 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,746 She did what she could to protect her 363 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,249 little ones, but the danger only mounted. 364 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,712 Severely outnumbered, she called for Bulldust to come and help. 365 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:27,889 PATCHI: We should go with him. 366 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,016 Patchi, Dad said to wait here! 367 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,269 I don't care. Dad! 368 00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,938 Let me do it. I'm louder. Dad! 369 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,232 Wait a minute, Scowler, I think I see him! 370 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,442 Dad! 371 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,235 He's coming back! 372 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,112 That's definitely... not him. 373 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,573 Oh, boy, oh, boy, run, run, run! 374 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:48,285 We should split up. He'll only eat one of us. 375 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:49,453 The slower one, right? 376 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,621 On second thought, we better stick together! 377 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,749 Over here, under those logs! 378 00:22:57,294 --> 00:23:00,797 I think we lost him. The smoke is disguising our scent. 379 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,800 PATCHI: Really? You think? 380 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:11,266 His tongue touched me! I was literally on the tip of his tongue! 381 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,145 Dad! 382 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,396 I knew he'd come back for me! 383 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,315 For us! You mean, us! 384 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,442 Right, I said us. 385 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,652 Get him, Dad! Stomp his butt! 386 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,404 Yeah, get him, Dad! 387 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,031 Do you think he'll win? 388 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,324 What are you talking about?! 389 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,993 Dad always wins. 390 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,830 Always. Right? I mean, he's got to. 391 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:39,753 ALEX: But this time, Bulldust, the great Pachyrhinosaur... 392 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:43,423 the most feared and respected of his tribe... 393 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,509 had met his match. 394 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:49,346 On that day, noble blood was spilled... 395 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,765 while noble blood looked on. 396 00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:53,475 It's gonna be okay. 397 00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:57,187 It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay. 398 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,722 SCOWLER: Anyone out there? 399 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,307 PATCHI: Can anyone hear us? 400 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,684 Hello? 401 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,018 Mom? 402 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,562 Dad? 403 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,150 Scowler, you see anything? 404 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,570 Hello, anyone out there? 405 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,572 Hello? Mom! 406 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,824 Patchi. Dad! 407 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,159 Patchi, come on, we've gotta keep moving. 408 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:55,036 PATCHI: But what if they come back? 409 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:57,163 I don't know. They'll find us. 410 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,082 Gotta get to the herd, okay? 411 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:00,917 Yeah, but Scowler, I'm just saying, 412 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,752 what's the harm in waiting a little? 413 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,588 I'm sure they'd do the same for us. 414 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,423 They're not coming back, okay? 415 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:08,592 Hello, Mom? 416 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,345 I'm not giving up. Dad! Dad?! 417 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:16,600 Aw, poor kid. I wish I could help. 418 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,019 Hey, somebody's coming! 419 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,353 Dad? 420 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,273 It's Major! Major! 421 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,775 PATCHI: Major, it's us! 422 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,235 SCOWLER: Major! 423 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,905 PATCHI: Oh, Major, I'm so happy to see you! 424 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,531 It was crazy! There was this fire, then these mean 425 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:33,074 psycho Gorgos came out of nowhere. 426 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,911 But Dad fought them off and now he's gone... 427 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,038 Oh, okay. Geez. 428 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,706 Good talk. 429 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,458 Huh. He seemed kind of busy. 430 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,960 I guess he's leader of the herd now. 431 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,380 Come on, follow me! 432 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,867 Um, if he's the leader of the herd, why am I following you? 433 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,593 SCOWLER: 'Cause I'm still the leader of you! Come on! 434 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:52,719 All right. I'm coming. 435 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,138 We've got to stick together. It's just you and me now, all right? 436 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,057 Pay attention, and watch your back. 437 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,475 Yeah, I got it. Ooh! 438 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,143 Sorry, ladies. 439 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,482 Sweet pond scum, it's her! 440 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,442 She looks amazing. 441 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,487 Hey! HEY, over here! Juniper! 442 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:14,658 It's me! Uh, the guy with the hole in his head? 443 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,827 Hey, Patchi, you migrating with us now? 444 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,496 PATCHI: I've been looking all over for you. 445 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:21,164 I went back to the waterfall so many times. 446 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,959 But it was weird, it was like you just disappear... 447 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,002 Aw, come on! 448 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:31,007 Oh, I see, playing hard to get. Nice. 449 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,676 I feel ya. 450 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:35,679 Hey, Juniper, wait up! Wait for me! 451 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,307 What're you doing? Who you talking to? 452 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,184 Um, a friend. 453 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:45,146 A friend? Since when do you have friends? 454 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,148 PATCHI: I have tons of friends. 455 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:51,027 Wait. Hold on! It's a girl, isn't it?! 456 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,238 PATCHI: What? 457 00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:54,447 Patchi's got a girlfriend. 458 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:55,949 She's not my girlfriend. 459 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,514 ALEX: You might be crushing a little. 460 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,618 PATCHI: Whose side are you on, Alex? 461 00:26:58,743 --> 00:26:59,786 ALEX: My side. 462 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,539 SCOWLER: Admit it. You're crushing hard. 463 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,374 PATCHI: Nope. Am not. 464 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,293 SCOWLER: Give up! She's out of your league! 465 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:11,381 ALEX: But Scowler's heckling was not Patchi's only problem... 466 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,050 for the north wind had started to blow... 467 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:18,972 revealing a musical side effect to Patchi's perforated head. 468 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,685 What is that noise? 469 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,438 Wait, is that me? 470 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,064 Is my head whistling? 471 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,317 Maybe nobody will notice. 472 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,570 Whoa, what was that? 473 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,448 Aye, ya-ya, please turn that off. 474 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:40,035 Are you okay? 475 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,455 Yeah, just whistling out of my hole. No biggie. 476 00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:45,915 Told you you'd blow it. Get it? Blow it. 477 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,710 JUNIPER: Patchi, is that sound really coming out of your head? 478 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:49,878 SCOWLER: Uh, yeah it is. 479 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:51,212 Well, I think it's cool. 480 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:52,547 You're kidding, right? 481 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,049 No, I'm not. 482 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:57,135 Hey, I wish my frill could whistle. 483 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,679 Yeah, I wish my tail rattled. We could do a duet. 484 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,222 Ow, Scowler! 485 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:02,708 Butt out, Scowler! She's my friend. 486 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,477 Shouldn't you ask her mom for permission? 487 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,479 I don't need to get permission from her mom! 488 00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:08,646 JUNIPER: Patchi. 489 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:11,649 Unless, of course, she is standing right behind me. 490 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,360 Which she is! What a nice surprise! 491 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:16,946 Hello, Mrs. Juniper's... mom. Okay. 492 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,115 Bye, Patchi. Bye-bye, then. 493 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:20,283 Good to see you. 494 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,786 "Good to see you"? Seriously? 495 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,041 Worst migration, ever. 496 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,960 ALEX: The winter rains soon descended... 497 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:34,547 casting a pall over the valley and all who dwelled within. 498 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:38,927 The continuous downpour soaked the ground and dampened spirits... 499 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:42,388 leaving many in a very grumpy mood. 500 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,616 We traveled days on end. 501 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:05,620 Soon, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into weekends... 502 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,914 weekends turned into long weekends. 503 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,667 Well, you get the picture. 504 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,836 By and by, there we were. 505 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:16,172 Just a few short miles from the last mountain pass... 506 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,591 on the way to the winter grounds. 507 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,678 Many creatures had made the arduous journey... 508 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,430 not only by land, but on the wing... 509 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,934 soaring high above the pastoral terrain. 510 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:33,523 BOY: Pterosaur, meaning winged lizard, carnivore. 511 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:37,861 ALEX: While the poor earthbound creatures plodded along... 512 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,656 those of us blessed with certain aerodynamic qualities... 513 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,867 could cover hundreds of miles in a single... 514 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,619 Hey, watch it! I have the right of way here! 515 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,123 You won't get away with this! 516 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,583 You better watch your backs! 517 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:54,711 I know some very unsavory people. 518 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,462 Sky hogs! 519 00:29:56,629 --> 00:30:00,800 As I was saying, there it was, the final mountain pass. 520 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:05,471 Also known as the Widow-maker, Dead Man's Canyon, Ambush Alley. 521 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,182 It had a lot of names. 522 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:10,059 Interesting sidebar for the scientifically-minded. 523 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:12,896 Did you know that the Pterosaur has no natural predators? 524 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,397 PATCHY. Are you sure about that? 525 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,150 ALEX: Yes, of course. I don't make this stuff up. 526 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,902 Fascinating creatures, you know, 527 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,570 light enough to stay airborne... 528 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:24,574 yet powerful enough to travel great distances without rest. 529 00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:26,492 PATCHY. Really? And no natural predators? 530 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,411 ALEX'. Nope. Not even one. 531 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:31,247 The Pterosaur lives a charmed life. 532 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:32,582 Uh-oh. 533 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,587 PATCHY. I think you might have just jinxed that guy, Alex. 534 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,590 ALEX: Sorry, boss, that's on me! Keep it real, buddy! 535 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,927 Did I mention that the Pterosaur 536 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,095 did have one natural predator... 537 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:48,014 the Gorgosaurus. 538 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:51,935 GIRL: Gorgosaurus, meaning fierce lizard, carnivore. 539 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:57,607 ALEX: Nicely done. But I think a little more is needed with this guy. 540 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,777 Allow me to elaborate. 541 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,113 Weighing in at nearly two and a half tons... 542 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,865 the Gorgosaur measured roughly 543 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,617 26 feet from the tip of his tail... 544 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:11,287 to the top of his noggin, and if you like teeth, he's got teeth. 545 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,539 60 of them, and razor sharp. 546 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:17,085 Perfect for tearing through flesh and splintering bones. 547 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:21,089 His powerful legs propel him to blazing speeds of up to... 548 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,591 well, no one really knows, but he certainly was faster than you. 549 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,677 He was equipped with an uncanny 550 00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:27,804 sense of smell, razor sharp vision... 551 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:31,516 and two tiny little arms. He... 552 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:35,645 I'm sorry. Seriously, I mean, what's up with that? I mean... 553 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,982 Okay, sorry, wait. I have to compose myself. Okay. 554 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:42,568 The Gorgosaurus had a large brai... 555 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,821 I'm sorry, I can't take him seriously 556 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,489 with those tiny little baby hands. 557 00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:50,076 Look at him, he's so cute. Okay, I'm sorry, sorry. 558 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:55,039 But make no mistake, despite his comically miniature arms... 559 00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,125 he was a very good eater... 560 00:31:57,292 --> 00:32:01,421 able to consume hundreds of pounds of meat in a single feeding. 561 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:13,349 I'll tell you what, you did not want to get on a Gorgosaur's bad side. 562 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:17,937 Oh, no, or on his insides, which was a distinct possibility. 563 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,607 Especially if you were a big galumphing double-wide herbivore. 564 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:31,534 And featured on the menu on this particular day... 565 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:36,289 was Pachyrhinosaur Carpaccio with a garnish of sagebrush... 566 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:39,792 and just a soupcon of wild asparagus. 567 00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:02,732 Hey, Pachito! You feel like maybe getting some exercise today? 568 00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:04,442 What? Just got a strange feeling, that's all. 569 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,235 You might wanna do a little stretching, 570 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:08,029 get those hamstrings nice and loose. 571 00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:10,365 Just in case you decide to do some cardio. 572 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:13,409 Why would I be exercising when I walk 12 hours a day? 573 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,871 Because you might live longer! Run away! 574 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:24,045 Run away?! Away from what?! Where do I go?! It'd be helpful to know! 575 00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:39,435 Keep to the center of the herd, little bro! Safety in numbers! 576 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:42,605 What's safe about this?! I almost got stepped on! 577 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:43,773 See?! 578 00:33:58,788 --> 00:34:02,792 ALEX: The Gorgosaurs enacted their plan with military precision. 579 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:05,628 Now these bad boys of the plains had it down. 580 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:08,923 They chased and harried their prey, causing panic... 581 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,800 and introducing mayhem in their ranks. 582 00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:13,302 PATCHI: You'd freak out too if they were chasing you, okay? 583 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,096 ALEX: I'm not judging. 584 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,390 Juniper, this way! 585 00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:20,768 Mom, where are you?! I'm going with Patchi! 586 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,314 PATCHI: Scowler, what are we doing?! What's happening?! 587 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:29,986 SCOWLER: Don't worry, as long as we keep up with the herd, we'll be okay! 588 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,629 ALEX: And here, the nasty Gorgosaurs separated 589 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,174 the young and the weak from the herd. 590 00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:58,556 Divide and conquer. Gorgon practically invented it. 591 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:04,479 Patchi, what do we do?! 592 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:05,855 Think happy thoughts! 593 00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:15,531 SCOWLER: Whatever happens, we have to remain calm! 594 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:16,949 Remember, they can smell fear! 595 00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:19,744 Sorry, that's not fear. 596 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:21,746 Juniper, you okay?! 597 00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:23,539 I think I just stepped in some fear! 598 00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:31,964 They have us cornered! 599 00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:33,591 Truce, truce! Time out, time out! 600 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,720 PATCHI: Okay, everybody, I got an idea. 601 00:35:37,887 --> 00:35:39,472 Just back up and play it very cool. 602 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:41,474 Like, we don't even care, look at that 603 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:43,434 nice stream over there, let's look at... 604 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:45,811 Somebody help me! 605 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,564 Juniper! Oh, no! 606 00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:50,399 Swim towards the shore! 607 00:35:50,525 --> 00:35:52,026 I'm trying. I can't swim! 608 00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:55,029 PATCHY. Juniper needed my help. 609 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,031 With her mom stuck on the shore, 610 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:58,991 I suddenly realized what I had to do. 611 00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,661 I had to dive in to save her. 612 00:36:04,622 --> 00:36:05,706 ALEX". You dove in? 613 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:06,916 PATCHY. That's right. 614 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,793 That was a dive? Yeah, actually. 615 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,711 It was. That was a dive, right there? 616 00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:12,171 Yeah, it was a dive. 617 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,382 Maybe we should look at that again. 618 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,182 Yeah, there you are with a beautiful dive. 619 00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:25,935 PATCHY. I'll have you know that was a reverse pike cannonball. 620 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:28,688 ALEX: I'll give you a 1.5 for degree of difficulty... 621 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,566 and a perfect 10 for imagination. 622 00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:34,110 PATCHI: Help, I can't swim! 623 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:38,990 ALEX: Hang in there, Patchi! Whatever you do, try not to drown! 624 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:45,454 I watched my friend helplessly as he was swept away into a watery grave. 625 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:47,582 PATCHY. "Grave"? 626 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:48,916 I'm still alive. 627 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,294 ALEX: Come on, it's a figure of speech. 628 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,841 JUNIPER: Help, somebody! 629 00:36:57,425 --> 00:36:58,426 Help! 630 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,598 Oh, thank goodness. 631 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,349 Oh, that was a close one. 632 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:08,269 Patchi! Over here! 633 00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:11,397 Hang on, Juniper! I'm coming to save you! 634 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,440 Yeah! 635 00:37:12,523 --> 00:37:14,650 Oh, man! That was close. 636 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:16,319 I'm exhausted! 637 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,486 SCOWLER: Whoa! 638 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:18,571 Oh, my gosh! 639 00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:21,991 Whoa, that was scary! Oh, my gosh, guys, can you help me? 640 00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:23,200 No! Whoa! 641 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,870 PATCHI: Thanks a lot, Scowler! Nice work! 642 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,498 ALEX: Patchi and the others were carried off... 643 00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,543 by the swift and treacherous current. 644 00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:41,177 Patchi! Where are you?! 645 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,263 Patchi! 646 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:47,308 I flew for what seemed like days... 647 00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:50,853 but I do tend to exaggerate, so, let's call it 10 minutes. 648 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,606 Then, as I searched for my dear friend Patchi... 649 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:56,984 I was confronted by the specter of his bloated corpse... 650 00:37:57,151 --> 00:38:00,112 cast upon the sand like a lump of rotting flesh. 651 00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:01,447 A mere shadow of a... Gotcha! 652 00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:02,740 Hey! What gives? 653 00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:04,075 See? I knew you were faking. 654 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:06,118 That doesn't mean you can poke my eye out! 655 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:08,245 Agree to disagree, okay? 656 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:09,622 Oh, gross! 657 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,374 Mmm. But tasty. 658 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:12,667 Charge! 659 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,168 Hey, where's Scowler going? 660 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,545 Come on, guys. Here's the way out! 661 00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:18,798 Oh, wait. Hang on! 662 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,550 Yeah, ocean. I'll kick your salty butt. 663 00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:23,469 Yup, that's my brother. 664 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:26,138 Ouch. 665 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:29,975 Come on, Juniper. Easy does it. Ouch. 666 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,936 Juniper! Are you okay?! 667 00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:33,729 Do not peck her eye out. 668 00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:35,439 Okay, relax! 669 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:37,149 Are you all right? What's wrong with your leg? 670 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,402 Oh, it's just a scratch. 671 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:42,738 Mostly I'm starving. I haven't eaten since yesterday. 672 00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:44,156 Yeah, me neither. 673 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,450 Whoa! Was that your stomach? 674 00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:48,494 Uh, definitely not. 675 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,745 Look! 676 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,755 What is that?! 677 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,134 Smack. What's that? 678 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,261 ALEX: Ah, yes, the mighty Edmontosaur... 679 00:39:05,428 --> 00:39:08,764 enormous in length, gargantuan in height... 680 00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:10,891 and his brain? Not so much. 681 00:39:11,058 --> 00:39:12,258 PATCHY. How big is your brain? 682 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,519 ALEX: It's not a competition. 683 00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:18,524 GIRL: Edmontosaurus, meaning lizard of Edmonton, herbivore. 684 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,654 Whoa. 685 00:39:23,738 --> 00:39:25,072 Heads up! Look out, Patchi! 686 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,867 They look hungry. What if they want to eat us? 687 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:32,037 JUNIPER: They don't eat meat, they eat very large trees. 688 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,497 I'm glad I'm not a tree. 689 00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:34,915 JUNIPER: Patchi. Come on! 690 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,752 ALEX: For once, luck had smiled on our heroes... 691 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:40,171 for within those enormous animals' 692 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,548 minuscule brains was but one thought: 693 00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:43,716 Food. 694 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,083 PATCHY. What about a beverage? 695 00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:47,762 ALEX: Okay, two thoughts, well, three, if you want a side dish... 696 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:50,055 but back to my original point. 697 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,558 It was a most fortuitous development, 698 00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:55,019 for as the ancient wisdom tells us: 699 00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:59,231 If you want to know where the food is, follow the fat guys. 700 00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:04,440 You know what I was thinking? 701 00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:06,864 These guys are probably on their way to some feeding ground. 702 00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:08,532 Maybe we should follow them. 703 00:40:08,699 --> 00:40:09,784 I just said that! 704 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,243 JUNIPER: Good idea, Patchi. 705 00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:12,369 Thanks. 706 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,205 ALEX: Oh, sure, Patchi, take all the credit. 707 00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:16,373 Hey! Mind if we join you? 708 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,626 You won't even know we're here. 709 00:40:18,793 --> 00:40:22,546 In fact, I don't think you do know we're here. Do you? 710 00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:23,714 No? 711 00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,179 Patchi, check it out! 712 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:34,934 You go left, you go right, you gotta be smarter than the herd... Ow! 713 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:40,064 Move it or lose it, lard butt. Ow. Scowler! 714 00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,775 Eat my dust. 715 00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:44,902 Again, not a race! 716 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:57,957 Come on, June. We gotta keep going. 717 00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,042 Hey. Juniper doesn't quit. 718 00:41:00,209 --> 00:41:03,754 I'm going as fast as three and a half legs can take me. 719 00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:24,900 How's the leg, Juniper? You need me to carry you? 720 00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:28,445 Nah, you know what? I'm just gonna park it here for a bit. 721 00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:29,738 Oh, yeah. 722 00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:33,951 Oh, uh, having a lie-down, yeah. Sure. 723 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:36,829 Scowler! Wait up, Scowler! 724 00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:43,961 All right, so I guess we'll catch up with you... 725 00:41:44,253 --> 00:41:45,796 or something, later? 726 00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:47,590 Guys? 727 00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,509 Thanks for waiting! 728 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,304 Save us some leafy greens! 729 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,973 Patchi, you should go on ahead, I'll catch up. 730 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,933 What are you, crazy? I'm not going anywhere. 731 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,603 I'm gonna stay with you until you feel better. 732 00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,195 Patchi! 733 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,781 Now where are those laggards? 734 00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,451 Ah, I should have guessed. 735 00:42:15,868 --> 00:42:19,121 Hey, I hate to horn in on your beautiful moment... 736 00:42:19,288 --> 00:42:22,333 but in case you haven't noticed, it's getting dark. 737 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,877 Juniper, um, we gotta get going. 738 00:42:25,878 --> 00:42:27,880 Okay, I'll be over here. 739 00:42:28,047 --> 00:42:30,716 I'm sorry to wake you, but, I don't know... 740 00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:32,384 the tide turned or something. 741 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:33,636 I don't really know much about tides. 742 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,804 But the point is, we need to find another way out. 743 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:37,640 Okay. Good luck with that. 744 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,725 Okay, yeah, I can get us out of here. 745 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,019 Time to turn on my trailblazing skills. 746 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,980 Hey, Patchi, have you ever had that weird dream... 747 00:42:45,147 --> 00:42:47,524 where a bunch of crabs are crawling all over you? 748 00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:49,693 No. You know, I've had the lobster dream but... 749 00:42:50,152 --> 00:42:52,071 Holy crab! 750 00:42:52,196 --> 00:42:53,197 Get them off! 751 00:42:53,489 --> 00:42:54,865 Here they come, they're swarming 752 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,784 and I don't know if they're friendly! Ow! 753 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:59,745 Hey, back off, shoo, shoo, get out of here! 754 00:42:59,912 --> 00:43:02,706 Oh, I see you like to dance. So, what will it be, my briny friend? 755 00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:04,667 The mambo? 756 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:08,379 The salsa? Perhaps the deadly lambada? 757 00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:11,090 Tough guy, huh? Well, you've messed with the wrong... 758 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,925 Ow, ow! Get it off! 759 00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:17,429 Look at them wiggle. Wiggly-wiggly-woo. 760 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,766 That's right, you run away! You look so stupid! 761 00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:22,685 Oh, boy. Incoming! 762 00:43:22,893 --> 00:43:24,436 What does that mean? 763 00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:27,356 Hey, new friends, where are you on the food chain? 764 00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:30,526 High, low, middle? Give us a ballpark... Run! 765 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:34,571 It's okay, they don't want us! 766 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,281 JUNIPER: Then what do they want?! 767 00:43:36,407 --> 00:43:37,408 The crabs! 768 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,201 Ew, they just eat them whole? 769 00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:41,370 I guess they're purists. 770 00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:44,206 Come on Juniper, follow me! I'm pretty sure it's this way. 771 00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:46,709 Lead on, Patchi, but can we slow it down 772 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,086 a tad? Still a little tender here. 773 00:43:49,253 --> 00:43:51,380 Oh, yeah, of course, no problem. 774 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:56,260 ALEX: You see, Patchi was already becoming a leader. 775 00:43:56,427 --> 00:43:59,388 A leader of one, but you gotta start somewhere. 776 00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:06,729 The sun set for the last time on the western horizon... 777 00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:09,064 giving way to sister moon... 778 00:44:09,231 --> 00:44:13,235 who would now hold sway over the wintery Alaskan wilderness... 779 00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:16,780 piercing the darkness with her pale blue eyes. 780 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:18,782 Which simply means, it'll be dark 781 00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,743 in the Arctic for a very long time. 782 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:24,121 PATCHI: Yikes! It's getting kinda chilly. 783 00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:25,873 We should have brought layers. 784 00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,208 Are you sure this is the right way to the feeding grounds? 785 00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:31,754 Of course I'm sure. I got a knack for these kinds of things. 786 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,924 Besides, I've also got a foolproof Plan B and his name is Alex. 787 00:44:36,258 --> 00:44:39,136 I hope there's a Plan C, 'cause I'm totally lost. 788 00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:42,765 Did you hear that? We're lost in this horrible place. 789 00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:47,811 It's just a normal forest full of normal foresty things. 790 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:51,398 What was that? 791 00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:00,282 That's not funny! 792 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:02,785 Take it somewhere else, furball! 793 00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:07,331 You know, someday these mammals will go extinct... 794 00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:10,334 and then we'll have the last laugh. Ha ha! 795 00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:20,302 You know, it isn't actually that bad out here. 796 00:45:20,469 --> 00:45:22,012 Think about it: A dark creepy forest 797 00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:23,680 is really just an open field... 798 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:25,448 with trees and different things in it. 799 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:26,809 You never know what you're gonna find. 800 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,477 Oops. Watch the log. 801 00:45:29,019 --> 00:45:30,854 Uh, not log, tail. 802 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,148 I hope it's not connected to this claw in any way. 803 00:45:33,315 --> 00:45:36,360 Or that big toothy muzzle. 804 00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:40,155 Oh, I can't bear to watch... 805 00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:41,323 but I will. 806 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,952 Careful, Patchi, don't make any sudden movements. 807 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:48,163 It's another kind of movement I'm worried about right now. 808 00:45:48,831 --> 00:45:49,832 Okay. 809 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:53,460 ♪ Nice little Gorgo on the treetop 810 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:57,339 ♪ While I climb over Please don't wake up a' 811 00:45:57,506 --> 00:46:00,092 Now, I suggest you slowly and gently... 812 00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:01,552 Run away, run away! 813 00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,971 What are you doing? Are you trying to get us eaten? 814 00:46:04,054 --> 00:46:05,415 No, I'm not trying to get us eaten. 815 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,710 I'm trying to get us out of here. 816 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:10,853 Anyway, he's probably hibernating. He won't wake up till spring. 817 00:46:11,854 --> 00:46:14,189 JUNIPER: Maybe we should be a bit more careful from now on. 818 00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:18,527 Yeah. From now on, I'm gonna be extra careful and keep it stealthy. 819 00:46:18,694 --> 00:46:19,987 I'm gonna be like a ninja. 820 00:46:20,154 --> 00:46:23,240 There are probably plenty of other things to worry about in these woods. 821 00:46:23,532 --> 00:46:24,533 Totally. 822 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:28,203 Like, what other kind of things you think are out here? 823 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:32,875 GIRL: Chirostenotes, meaning narrow-handed omnivore. 824 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:37,004 Oh, Don't worry. This is kinda nice, right? Mmm-hmm. 825 00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,381 Little moonlit stroll. Sort of like a date. 826 00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:41,800 Well, not like a date. More like a hangout. 827 00:46:41,884 --> 00:46:44,469 Like a friendly hang-sesh at night. 828 00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:47,556 Chirostenotes! 829 00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:48,724 Chiroste-nachos?! 830 00:46:48,891 --> 00:46:49,933 Notes! Whaties?! 831 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,729 Hey, beat it! Note-ies. Chirostenotes. Enunciate! 832 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,272 PATCHI: What kind of a name is that? 833 00:46:55,439 --> 00:46:57,065 A long one. Get away! 834 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:58,817 They give them crazy names, I would have 835 00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:00,569 called them skinny-neck pecky thingies. 836 00:47:00,736 --> 00:47:03,405 JUNIPER: That's longer. Maybe we should just focus. 837 00:47:03,572 --> 00:47:05,949 PATCHI: A little hard to focus when they keep pecking! 838 00:47:06,116 --> 00:47:07,242 Patchi, they don't have any teeth! 839 00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:08,785 But I do! 840 00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:10,078 JUNIPER: Yeah! 841 00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:11,580 Got them good! Yeah! That's right! 842 00:47:11,747 --> 00:47:13,582 Who wants to get bit? You?! 843 00:47:13,707 --> 00:47:15,542 Back off, you skinny-neck pecky thing! 844 00:47:15,709 --> 00:47:17,070 PATCHI: Their feathers taste gross. 845 00:47:17,211 --> 00:47:18,754 Take a hike, turkey bird! 846 00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:20,756 Keep it movin'. 847 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:24,092 What are you looking at? Better move on! 848 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:27,012 Yeah, that's what I thought! 849 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:28,931 And so should we! 850 00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:46,573 JUNIPER: WOW! 851 00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:49,826 Oh, good, you're seeing that, too? 852 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:53,163 Just 'cause I thought it was that rancid pinecone I ate. 853 00:47:54,331 --> 00:47:55,999 It's so beautiful. 854 00:47:57,334 --> 00:48:01,255 I Oh, there's a river that runs on forever 855 00:48:01,338 --> 00:48:04,174 ♪ I'm gonna see where it leads 856 00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:09,221 ♪ Oh, there's a mountain that no man has mounted 857 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:11,974 a“ I'm gonna stand on the peak. 858 00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:17,145 I Out there's a land that time don't command 859 00:48:17,229 --> 00:48:20,107 ♪ Wanna be the first to arrive 860 00:48:21,108 --> 00:48:25,070 ♪ No time for pondering why I'm-a wandering 861 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,990 ♪ On while we're both still alive 862 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:33,370 ♪ To the ends of the earth, would you follow me 863 00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:40,460 a“ There's a world that was meant for our eyes to see. 864 00:48:42,838 --> 00:48:45,090 I To the ends of the earth... 865 00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:49,177 JUNIPER: There they are! You did it! You found them! 866 00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:51,722 We found them. 867 00:48:54,016 --> 00:48:56,101 Come on! Race you to the bottom! 868 00:48:56,268 --> 00:48:57,894 JUNIPER: That's my herd! 869 00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:03,775 PATCHI: Slippery! 870 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,820 JUNIPER: Look out below! Whoa! 871 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:08,613 Wait up! 872 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:12,242 Somebody got a second wind. 873 00:49:12,326 --> 00:49:13,368 Let's go! 874 00:49:13,452 --> 00:49:15,871 PATCHI: Yeah! Full moon, cool! 875 00:49:16,038 --> 00:49:18,040 JUNIPER: Mom, Dad! We made it! 876 00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,208 Hey, everybody, it's us! 877 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,461 We're back! JUNIPER: Incoming! 878 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,212 Hi, Garry. Looking good, Phyl... 879 00:49:24,296 --> 00:49:27,090 Whoa, Phyllis, watch the tail. 880 00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:30,135 ALEX: Well, well, well, look who's trotting into camp. 881 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:33,555 Scowler, back after heroically abandoning his brother. 882 00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,807 Greetings, my fickle friend. 883 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,727 Uh, Alex, bite me. 884 00:49:40,562 --> 00:49:42,898 Mm, don't mind if I do. 885 00:49:45,734 --> 00:49:47,069 Hey! Hey, hey! 886 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:49,654 Hey, Stretch, get your own slimy rock. 887 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:50,822 Yeah. 888 00:49:52,282 --> 00:49:56,787 ♪ To the ends of the earth, would you follow me 889 00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:03,794 a“ There's a world that was meant for our eyes to see 890 00:50:06,088 --> 00:50:10,133 ♪ To the ends of the earth, would you follow me 891 00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:17,682 ♪ If you won't, I must say my goodbyes to thee a' 892 00:50:32,781 --> 00:50:37,452 All right, little swimmy thingies, I gotcha! 893 00:50:37,619 --> 00:50:39,621 Aw, man! What are you doing? 894 00:50:39,955 --> 00:50:41,540 They've gotta come up for air sometime. 895 00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:43,625 SCOWLER: Hey, losers! 896 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:47,129 They looked. Where you losers been, huh, Patchi?! 897 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,131 PATCHI: What?! You left us behind. 898 00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,341 You left me ahead. That's ridiculous! 899 00:50:51,508 --> 00:50:52,551 You're ridiculous! 900 00:50:52,634 --> 00:50:54,636 No, you are ridiculous. 901 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:57,389 - Uh-uh, you're ridiculous! - You're ridiculous! 902 00:50:57,639 --> 00:50:59,307 Oh, so cold! 903 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,646 ALEX: Eventually the sky, once shrouded 904 00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:07,065 in darkness for months on end... 905 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:10,318 was brightened by the arrival of the sun. 906 00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:30,005 ALEX: The Alphadon came out of his hole and saw his shadow... 907 00:51:30,172 --> 00:51:32,299 and you know what that means: Winter was over. 908 00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:34,634 PATCHY. I thought winter was over if he doesn't see his shadow. 909 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:37,512 ALEX: You know absolutely nothing about Alphadon Day. 910 00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,181 PATCHY. It was around that time that I noticed 911 00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:40,807 everybody was going South again... 912 00:51:40,974 --> 00:51:42,851 but this time in reverse. 913 00:51:43,018 --> 00:51:45,020 ALEX: So North, in other words. 914 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,354 PATCHY. Exactly. 915 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:49,774 ALEX: Fortunately, Major was there to give the word. 916 00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:53,737 PATCHY. Am I wrong, or was that the same as the word for going south? 917 00:51:53,862 --> 00:51:55,906 ALEX: It's a very simple language. 918 00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:58,492 As he began the return journey to his birthplace... 919 00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:00,535 Patchi reflected on the joys 920 00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:02,579 and heartaches of his first migration. 921 00:52:02,746 --> 00:52:05,457 JUNIPER: Come on, Patchi. Northward ho! 922 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,583 SCOWLER: Yeah. 923 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,335 PATCHI: Let's get to the front, I'm tired of looking 924 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:10,128 at people's butts all the time. 925 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:13,673 ALEX: Marching to a meter set down by the change of seasons... 926 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,802 Patchi's herd traveled the same route year after year. 927 00:52:18,053 --> 00:52:20,055 They journeyed South... 928 00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:22,015 then North... 929 00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:23,725 then South again. 930 00:52:23,934 --> 00:52:26,645 I mean, seriously, what's wrong with West once in a while? 931 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,065 Or East, even, just to spice things up, you know? 932 00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:32,567 Through it all, his load was lightened 933 00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:34,986 by the splendid bird that always had his back. 934 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:37,364 Patchi and I collected a lot of memories 935 00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:39,699 on those trips, and even more bugs. 936 00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:42,160 Gotcha! I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 937 00:52:44,621 --> 00:52:46,081 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 938 00:52:46,248 --> 00:52:49,084 No, I love you too. Thanks a lot. Yeah, I appreciate it, buddy. 939 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:55,465 But with each passing year and every migration... 940 00:52:55,632 --> 00:52:57,926 Patchi grew bigger and bigger 941 00:52:58,051 --> 00:53:00,345 and his hole grew larger and larger. 942 00:53:00,512 --> 00:53:03,515 Hey, I told you one day his hole would be filled with greatness. 943 00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:05,350 And here I am! 944 00:53:06,977 --> 00:53:10,355 Yes, my little friend Patchi was not so little anymore. 945 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:12,857 He had grown into a young adult... 946 00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:15,527 just in time for the annual courtship... 947 00:53:15,694 --> 00:53:19,614 when mature males vie for the affections of the females. 948 00:53:20,782 --> 00:53:22,617 You know something, Patchi? 949 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:26,371 I love the quality time we spend together, really. 950 00:53:26,538 --> 00:53:30,333 But isn't it time you declared your intentions with Juniper? 951 00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:32,220 'Cause headbutting season has already begun. 952 00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:34,629 I hate headbutting season. 953 00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:36,965 It's like all the adults suddenly lose their minds. 954 00:53:37,132 --> 00:53:40,135 With all the yelling and the snorting and the circling... 955 00:53:40,302 --> 00:53:41,303 ALEX: Don't forget the headbutting. 956 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:44,973 Yeah, and the headbutting. It's so... prehistoric. 957 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,850 But it is how things are done. 958 00:53:47,017 --> 00:53:49,311 What? What kind of things? 959 00:53:49,477 --> 00:53:52,731 I cannot interfere with matters of the heart, it is against my policy! 960 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,316 Patchi loves you. 961 00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:55,567 Huh? 962 00:53:56,568 --> 00:53:59,863 Patchi! I was afraid you weren't going to show up. 963 00:54:00,030 --> 00:54:02,490 What? Of course I was. 964 00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,993 And, wait, what am I showing up for again? 965 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,037 The headbutting contest, silly. 966 00:54:07,162 --> 00:54:09,039 Major is taking on all challengers. 967 00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:12,375 Who would be dumb enough to challenge that guy? He's huge. 968 00:54:13,835 --> 00:54:15,378 JUNIPER: And it looks like you're up. 969 00:54:15,629 --> 00:54:16,713 What?! 970 00:54:20,342 --> 00:54:24,137 I should sit this one out, 'cause I just ate two huge berry bushes and... 971 00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:26,348 Step aside, Patchi. 972 00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:39,235 Hey, Major, it's time you went head to head with a real Pachyrhinosaur! 973 00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:49,245 I'll tell you what: Scowler does not back down. 974 00:54:49,412 --> 00:54:51,873 What's the big deal? I could do that! 975 00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:54,918 I've got 50 bugs on the big guy. 976 00:55:05,053 --> 00:55:07,847 If you're just going to chit chat, I'm going to get a snack. 977 00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:09,057 Hold my place. 978 00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:15,438 ALEX: Ah, yes, the clash of the Pachyrhinosaurs. 979 00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:19,734 One of the great spectacles of prehistoric pugilism. .. 980 00:55:19,901 --> 00:55:22,320 Combining the grace of ballet 981 00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:24,864 with the stupidity of banging into things. 982 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,284 This was to be a very momentous contest... 983 00:55:28,451 --> 00:55:30,537 for it was on that day... 984 00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:33,081 that Scowler not only took on Major, 985 00:55:33,206 --> 00:55:35,583 the big boss of the Pachyrhinosaurs... 986 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:37,544 but he defeated him. 987 00:55:42,215 --> 00:55:45,260 And just like that, a new era was born. 988 00:55:47,554 --> 00:55:50,390 Scowler was the new leader of the herd. 989 00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:55,812 Yeah! Way to go, Scowler! Nice. 990 00:55:58,064 --> 00:56:01,067 Good fight, Major. Too bad someone had to lose. 991 00:56:01,276 --> 00:56:02,485 That was you, by the way. 992 00:56:02,652 --> 00:56:04,446 PATCHI: Man, that was epic. 993 00:56:04,946 --> 00:56:05,947 Great job, buddy. 994 00:56:06,114 --> 00:56:08,783 I'm not your buddy, I'm the leader of the herd now. 995 00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:10,326 Show some respect. 996 00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:11,828 But-but... Patchi! 997 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,621 How was I supposed to know? 998 00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:15,165 Juniper where are you going? 999 00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:17,584 Sorry, Patchi, it's those stupid rules. 1000 00:56:17,751 --> 00:56:21,421 Law of the arctic, little bro. You snooze, you lose. 1001 00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:23,339 But I didn't... I mean... 1002 00:56:23,506 --> 00:56:27,010 Hold on. How about a do-over? Huh? Best of three? 1003 00:56:27,177 --> 00:56:28,595 I'm ready now, let's do it! 1004 00:56:28,762 --> 00:56:30,638 We're not kids anymore! 1005 00:56:30,805 --> 00:56:33,475 Come on, Juniper. Move out! 1006 00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:35,643 Oh, and Patchi... 1007 00:56:36,269 --> 00:56:40,440 I know, I know, eat your dust. 1008 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:56,498 ALEX: And the herd marched on, but this time with Scowler leading the way. 1009 00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:59,167 SCOWLER: Okay, this is Scowler's herd... 1010 00:56:59,334 --> 00:57:02,128 and things are gonna be different around here from now on! 1011 00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:04,339 Rule number one, all herd members 1012 00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:07,175 will walk a minimum four feet behind Scowler! 1013 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:13,848 Rule number two, do not speak to Scowler without first being spoken to. 1014 00:57:14,891 --> 00:57:19,187 Rule number three, do not make direct eye contact with Scowler. 1015 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:22,232 Rule number four, never question or contradict Scowler. 1016 00:57:22,398 --> 00:57:24,359 The first Thursday of every month 1017 00:57:24,526 --> 00:57:26,528 will be known as Scowler Appreciation Day. 1018 00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,905 Suggested gifts include, but are not limited to... 1019 00:57:29,072 --> 00:57:31,908 ALEX: As if Patchi's bruised ego wasn't bad enough... 1020 00:57:32,075 --> 00:57:36,037 now he had a big old heap of heartbreak to go with it. 1021 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:41,042 Hey! Hey, get out, you lousy squatter. 1022 00:57:41,209 --> 00:57:44,170 Cheer up, Patchi, it's not the end of the world. 1023 00:57:44,337 --> 00:57:45,938 That won't come for another couple years. 1024 00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,340 PATCHI: Leave me alone, would you? 1025 00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:49,551 ALEX: You wanna talk about it? You wanna share? 1026 00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:51,094 PATCHI: Get Off! 1027 00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:53,930 ALEX: Okay, you're the boss! Besides Scowler. 1028 00:57:54,097 --> 00:57:56,057 Too soon? Too soon, sorry. 1029 00:57:57,517 --> 00:58:00,895 ALEX: The ice and snow had started to thaw, but Patchi's heart? 1030 00:58:01,062 --> 00:58:04,107 Well, that was another matter. 1031 00:58:04,566 --> 00:58:07,694 Yep, these were tough times for our lumbering hero. 1032 00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:12,365 But as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 1033 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,284 And when life puts your brother in charge 1034 00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:16,744 and takes away the girl of your dreams... 1035 00:58:17,579 --> 00:58:19,163 Well, that's-that's a tough one. 1036 00:58:19,289 --> 00:58:20,832 Let me get back to you on that. 1037 00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:43,104 JUNIPER: Way to go, Scowler. Frozen water, always fun to walk on. 1038 00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:46,524 I wish Juniper would look back at me, 1039 00:58:46,649 --> 00:58:48,943 just give me some sort of sign. 1040 00:58:49,736 --> 00:58:51,988 Hey, I don't remember coming this way. 1041 00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:55,074 Must be one of Scowler's shortcuts. 1042 00:58:56,409 --> 00:58:57,785 Hmm. 1043 00:59:04,459 --> 00:59:07,086 Come on, people, try to keep up here. 1044 00:59:07,754 --> 00:59:10,298 Whoa! I heard laughing, who's laughing? 1045 00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:53,591 PATCHI: I can't believe we're on a frozen lake in the middle of spring. 1046 00:59:56,219 --> 00:59:59,681 Wait a minute. We're on a frozen lake in the middle of spring? 1047 00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:01,015 Juniper! 1048 01:00:01,182 --> 01:00:02,767 Tell Scowler it's not safe! 1049 01:00:02,934 --> 01:00:05,728 JUNIPER: He won't listen to me. He won't listen to anybody. 1050 01:00:12,110 --> 01:00:15,613 Juniper, you have to believe me, we need to get off this ice! 1051 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:20,243 But Scowler's the herd leader. We have to follow him, it's the rule. 1052 01:00:20,702 --> 01:00:21,786 Oh, no! 1053 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:29,377 I told you guys to pick up the pace! 1054 01:00:29,544 --> 01:00:31,921 Come on! No retreating! 1055 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,590 ALEX: While Scowler blundered forward... 1056 01:00:34,757 --> 01:00:37,635 Patchi knew he had to move the herd off the ice. 1057 01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:40,221 Everybody, back to shore! 1058 01:00:40,930 --> 01:00:42,765 Turn back, everyone. 1059 01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:48,229 PATCHI: You guys, it's not safe! We need to turn back! 1060 01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:54,736 Come on, little guy, I got you. That's it. 1061 01:00:54,902 --> 01:00:57,780 PATCHI: Let's go! Everybody follow me! 1062 01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:02,744 Everyone off the ice! 1063 01:01:04,412 --> 01:01:05,830 On to shore, everybody! 1064 01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:08,082 Just push in! 1065 01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:16,591 JUNIPER: Patchi! What now?! There's too many of us! 1066 01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:19,218 Okay. Think! Um... 1067 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:22,930 Knock down the tree and feast on the leafy greens up top. 1068 01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:24,766 That's it! Follow me! 1069 01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:26,309 This way! 1070 01:01:37,779 --> 01:01:39,113 Keep moving! 1071 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,449 Push down the trees! Make a path! 1072 01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:45,369 Take that, random tree! 1073 01:01:45,995 --> 01:01:47,371 JUNIPER: Whoo-hoo! 1074 01:01:47,455 --> 01:01:49,624 Good job, Patchi! 1075 01:01:53,795 --> 01:01:56,005 Hey! He's taking my herd! 1076 01:01:56,172 --> 01:01:57,799 Oh, so cold! 1077 01:01:58,132 --> 01:02:02,136 ALEX: Patchi's quick thinking had saved the herd from a frigid fate... 1078 01:02:02,303 --> 01:02:04,847 but not everyone was grateful for his heroics. 1079 01:02:05,014 --> 01:02:06,015 SCOWLER: Come on! 1080 01:02:06,182 --> 01:02:07,725 Hey, who do you think you are, huh?! 1081 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,561 Boy, looks like Scowler's pretty mad, huh? 1082 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,647 We better just keep moving. 1083 01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,571 Hey, Patchi! 1084 01:02:21,364 --> 01:02:24,575 Look at me! You can't just take my herd! 1085 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:26,744 That's not the way things are done! 1086 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,830 There's rules, you know! Come here! 1087 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,917 I didn't take them, all right, Scowler? I had to get them off the ice. 1088 01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:34,544 You're welcome to join us! 1089 01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,254 Oh, don't worry, Patchi... 1090 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,923 I will find you wherever you go! 1091 01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:41,384 And then we'll see what's up! 1092 01:02:41,551 --> 01:02:43,594 Whatever you say, Scowler. 1093 01:02:50,977 --> 01:02:54,730 ALEX: The shadows grew long as the sun kissed the Western horizon... 1094 01:02:54,897 --> 01:02:58,401 casting a ghostly glow over our fearless protagonist... 1095 01:02:58,568 --> 01:03:00,361 and also on Patchi. 1096 01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:03,072 I hope Scowler wasn't serious back there. 1097 01:03:03,239 --> 01:03:06,284 He's probably just letting off steam. He'll get over it. 1098 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:07,785 SCOWLER: Surprise! Ha ha! 1099 01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,037 So glad you're here, 'cause it's time 1100 01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:12,248 to get down to business, Patchi! 1101 01:03:12,415 --> 01:03:14,292 Okay. He's not over it. 1102 01:03:23,009 --> 01:03:25,011 Just ignore him. Let's keep going. 1103 01:03:25,178 --> 01:03:27,096 You're right, come on. 1104 01:03:27,346 --> 01:03:30,808 Hey, Patchi, where you off to in such a hurry, huh? 1105 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,773 Patchi, don't engage him, don't take the bait. 1106 01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:39,984 What do you want, Scowler? 1107 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:42,737 You stole my herd, you stole my girl 1108 01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:45,198 and now you're gonna pay for it. 1109 01:03:45,364 --> 01:03:46,657 You crossed the line. 1110 01:03:47,617 --> 01:03:51,495 You crossed the line when you almost got everyone killed back there. 1111 01:03:51,662 --> 01:03:54,999 Tough talk for a little guy. Let's see if you can back it up. 1112 01:03:59,337 --> 01:04:03,007 You can have the herd, but you're not taking Juniper. 1113 01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:06,302 You don't have to do this, Patchi, you don't have to fight him. 1114 01:04:49,971 --> 01:04:51,931 Last chance to walk away! 1115 01:04:52,098 --> 01:04:53,516 What's it gonna be? 1116 01:04:53,683 --> 01:04:56,227 This ends here! 1117 01:05:14,662 --> 01:05:15,663 SCOWLER: Give up! 1118 01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,248 Yeah, come on! 1119 01:05:25,548 --> 01:05:27,842 Oh, you're tougher than I thought. 1120 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,709 You want some more, Patch? 1121 01:06:02,043 --> 01:06:03,044 That's what I thought. 1122 01:06:03,419 --> 01:06:06,630 And by the way, you're out of the herd. 1123 01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:10,301 Move out! 1124 01:06:18,017 --> 01:06:19,602 JUNIPER: Patchi, are you all right?! 1125 01:06:20,478 --> 01:06:21,771 Patchi? 1126 01:06:21,937 --> 01:06:25,483 Okay, hang in there, I'm gonna help you. 1127 01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:31,072 What are you doing, Juniper? I said move out. You know the rules. 1128 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:35,117 You can't just leave him like that, he's your brother. 1129 01:06:35,284 --> 01:06:36,827 I don't have a brother. 1130 01:06:36,994 --> 01:06:39,080 Now get back to the herd! 1131 01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:44,335 Juniper, don't go. 1132 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:48,214 ALEX: Well, this is the way it goes for some of us. 1133 01:06:48,381 --> 01:06:50,883 We try our best, we fight the good fight... 1134 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:55,930 and yet we cannot succeed against the greater forces. 1135 01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:59,350 Aye, poor Patchi. Lying helpless 1136 01:06:59,475 --> 01:07:01,811 with the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1137 01:07:01,977 --> 01:07:05,106 What could bring him back from the brink of despair? 1138 01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:07,942 Well, that's what friends are for. 1139 01:07:10,361 --> 01:07:11,570 Patchi! 1140 01:07:12,405 --> 01:07:13,447 Patchi? 1141 01:07:13,531 --> 01:07:16,033 Patchi, come on, you've got to get up, buddy. 1142 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,077 Come on, Patchi, please. Talk to me. 1143 01:07:18,244 --> 01:07:20,204 What is the problem? Are you hurt? 1144 01:07:20,663 --> 01:07:22,039 How 'bout now? 1145 01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:26,752 And what about this? Does that hurt? A little bit? 1146 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,965 Uh-oh. Scavengers! 1147 01:07:32,633 --> 01:07:34,009 Hey! Get out of here! 1148 01:07:34,468 --> 01:07:36,679 Return to your home, nothing to see here! Go away! 1149 01:07:36,846 --> 01:07:38,639 Shoo, shoo! 1150 01:07:38,806 --> 01:07:40,391 Patchi, get up! 1151 01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:41,559 PATCHI: No. 1152 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,310 This is where I belong. 1153 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:48,399 Aw, Alex, what an idiot I was, trying to be the big man... 1154 01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:51,902 thinking I could beat Scowler and be with Juniper. 1155 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:56,157 No, my friend, you are confusing ambition with destiny! 1156 01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:57,723 Now, I told you when you were little 1157 01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,160 that you were going to be a hero! 1158 01:07:59,326 --> 01:08:01,328 And an Alexornis never lies! 1159 01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:04,248 Patchi, please, these guys aren't fooling around, okay? 1160 01:08:04,415 --> 01:08:05,958 They're gonna have a dinner party 1161 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,626 and I'm telling you, you're the main course! 1162 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:08,752 PATCHI: Good. 1163 01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:11,839 Shame on you. Imagine what your father, Bulldust, would say to that. 1164 01:08:12,006 --> 01:08:13,007 I don't care. 1165 01:08:13,174 --> 01:08:14,175 I have no reason to... 1166 01:08:14,383 --> 01:08:15,885 Ouch! Okay, that hurt. 1167 01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:18,345 Uh-oh. More customers. 1168 01:08:19,388 --> 01:08:20,764 Come on, move it, big guy! 1169 01:08:20,931 --> 01:08:23,017 Alex, would you just go away? 1170 01:08:23,184 --> 01:08:25,060 I don't want you to see this. 1171 01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:27,021 No, Patchi! Don't let this happen! 1172 01:08:27,188 --> 01:08:29,732 Come on! Just get it over with. 1173 01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:31,692 Put me out of my misery. 1174 01:08:34,361 --> 01:08:35,362 Ow! 1175 01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:36,530 Patchi... 1176 01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:38,115 listen to me. 1177 01:08:38,741 --> 01:08:40,618 Do not die in vain. 1178 01:08:40,868 --> 01:08:45,289 If you're going to die, die for something like your father did. 1179 01:08:45,456 --> 01:08:47,374 He died for you. 1180 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:50,127 But you have someone to live for. 1181 01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:51,420 PATCHY. Juniper. 1182 01:08:54,882 --> 01:08:55,883 Juniper! 1183 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,134 Get up! 1184 01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:03,390 Get up! Get up, Patchi! 1185 01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:04,725 Get it off me! 1186 01:09:07,061 --> 01:09:09,063 You are not a piece of meat. 1187 01:09:09,146 --> 01:09:11,315 I am not a piece of meat! 1188 01:09:11,732 --> 01:09:13,400 Get outta here! 1189 01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:23,786 I'm not afraid of you! 1190 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:26,413 I'm not afraid of anyone! 1191 01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:31,752 Wow, that was something! What did you eat for breakfast? 1192 01:09:31,919 --> 01:09:34,588 PATCHI: Late a bush, if you must know. 1193 01:09:39,802 --> 01:09:42,096 I'm back! Yes! 1194 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:47,476 Look out! Pachyrhinosaur, on the move! 1195 01:09:48,811 --> 01:09:51,021 Yes, Patchi, lumber! 1196 01:09:51,313 --> 01:09:53,524 Lumber like the wind! 1197 01:09:55,985 --> 01:09:58,279 What are you looking at? Scram, punks! 1198 01:09:59,989 --> 01:10:02,533 Gotta get back, gotta get back. 1199 01:10:03,701 --> 01:10:07,204 Out of my way, skinny-neck pecky things! 1200 01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:12,293 Yeah, right back at you! 1201 01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:15,254 Gotta get back, gotta get back. 1202 01:10:22,136 --> 01:10:26,265 ALEX: What Patchi lacked in size, he made up for in courage. 1203 01:10:26,432 --> 01:10:28,601 For nothing would stop him. 1204 01:10:28,684 --> 01:10:30,144 Not this time. 1205 01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:35,107 I made it. 1206 01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:36,942 I made it. 1207 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:41,530 Juniper! 1208 01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:44,408 ALEX: He tracked along the fringes, 1209 01:10:44,491 --> 01:10:47,328 looking for the one who was once lost to him... 1210 01:10:47,494 --> 01:10:50,831 but who now had given him his new sense of purpose. 1211 01:10:50,998 --> 01:10:53,709 Hey, everybody! Has anyone seen Juniper? 1212 01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:55,836 Anyone? Anyone. 1213 01:10:56,003 --> 01:10:57,796 Just a quick yes or no. 1214 01:10:58,380 --> 01:10:59,381 There she is! 1215 01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:02,635 Juniper! 1216 01:11:03,469 --> 01:11:05,012 Juniper! Excuse me! 1217 01:11:05,179 --> 01:11:07,097 ALEX: Patchi's hardships were swept away 1218 01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:09,141 by the vision of his true love. 1219 01:11:09,308 --> 01:11:13,520 His heart sang and his spirit soared, and at that moment... 1220 01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:15,928 he would have walked through a thousand dinosaur butts... 1221 01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:20,319 or even a million, if only to get to his beloved Juniper. 1222 01:11:22,571 --> 01:11:24,239 Patchi, you're okay! 1223 01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:26,659 I was afraid I was never going to see you again. 1224 01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:28,202 Don't worry, you'll be seeing plenty more of me, 1225 01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:30,371 because there's something I want to tell you. 1226 01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:32,539 Really? I'm just gonna say it. 1227 01:11:32,706 --> 01:11:33,874 Go on. 1228 01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:35,321 Because this is the right moment. 1229 01:11:35,376 --> 01:11:37,086 Say it! Juniper... 1230 01:11:38,587 --> 01:11:39,588 Huh? 1231 01:11:39,672 --> 01:11:41,757 What is it? Wait, what's going on? 1232 01:11:41,924 --> 01:11:43,050 What's all the panic? 1233 01:11:43,217 --> 01:11:45,177 ALEX: Patchi would soon realize that the herd 1234 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:47,262 had entered an all-too-familiar mountain pass. 1235 01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:50,766 Wait, I know this place. Ambush Alley. 1236 01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:54,603 ALEX: Ambush alley, Dead Man's Canyon, Scowler's Folly. 1237 01:11:54,770 --> 01:11:57,250 That's a new name, by the way. And you'll know why in a minute. 1238 01:11:57,398 --> 01:12:00,275 Patchi, the Gorgos! We've gotta get out of here, now! 1239 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:02,069 PATCHI: Scowler? 1240 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:05,447 Scowler! 1241 01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:11,870 Patchi, don't just stand there! Get out of here! Run! 1242 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:15,541 But you're my brother! We have to stick together! 1243 01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:21,088 I meant, run away! 1244 01:12:21,255 --> 01:12:22,589 I know what you meant. 1245 01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:24,466 Go on! Don't worry, I'm wearing them out! 1246 01:12:24,925 --> 01:12:26,260 I'm not going anywhere! 1247 01:12:26,427 --> 01:12:27,761 Patchi, save the herd! 1248 01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:29,972 Lead them to safety! 1249 01:12:30,389 --> 01:12:34,393 You don't owe me anything, little bro! Don't be a hero! 1250 01:12:35,269 --> 01:12:37,938 What do I do? What do I do? 1251 01:12:38,981 --> 01:12:40,441 Hang on, you guys! 1252 01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:43,777 I'm going to give you some air support! Everybody look to the skies! 1253 01:12:43,944 --> 01:12:45,988 Help is on the way! 1254 01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:47,948 Hold on. Bug break. 1255 01:12:48,115 --> 01:12:50,826 An army marches on its stomach, you know. 1256 01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:53,287 You know I'm right, Patchi. 1257 01:12:53,454 --> 01:12:55,247 I'm already a goner. 1258 01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:56,832 Take the herd away from here! 1259 01:12:58,250 --> 01:12:59,668 Go while you still can! 1260 01:13:09,470 --> 01:13:10,804 ALEX: Patchi. 1261 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:13,015 Do not die in vain. 1262 01:13:14,183 --> 01:13:16,185 If you are going to die, 1263 01:13:16,852 --> 01:13:19,605 die for something like your father did. 1264 01:13:20,481 --> 01:13:22,191 He died for you. 1265 01:13:34,703 --> 01:13:37,831 That's right, I'm talking to you, tiny arms. 1266 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,044 Everyone, follow me! 1267 01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:43,504 Come on! 1268 01:13:54,681 --> 01:13:57,017 You messed with the wrong herd, lizard boy! 1269 01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:59,478 You're about to get served! 1270 01:14:01,522 --> 01:14:02,940 Told you you! 1271 01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:27,464 ALEX: Both sides battled ferociously... 1272 01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:31,552 but the Pachyrhinosaurs had one thing the Gorgosaurs did not: 1273 01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:33,554 A former runt with a hole in his head... 1274 01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,973 and a lion in his heart. 1275 01:14:39,059 --> 01:14:41,061 But even the greatest of heroes... 1276 01:14:41,228 --> 01:14:44,648 can sometimes benefit from a lucky break. 1277 01:14:47,067 --> 01:14:50,529 That one's for my brother! And that one's for my dad! 1278 01:14:50,737 --> 01:14:51,905 And this one... 1279 01:15:01,081 --> 01:15:03,208 That's so you'll remember me! 1280 01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:13,093 That's right, you heard me. Get out of here! 1281 01:15:16,763 --> 01:15:20,642 Name's Patchi! And I'll see you next winter! 1282 01:15:33,947 --> 01:15:37,034 I don't believe it. Patchi did it! 1283 01:15:45,334 --> 01:15:48,211 I was distracted. What happened? Did we win? 1284 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,380 What happened? Payback. 1285 01:15:50,631 --> 01:15:52,507 That's what happened. 1286 01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:56,970 ALEX: I'm telling you, you can't make this stuff up. 1287 01:15:57,137 --> 01:15:59,139 After everything he'd been through, 1288 01:15:59,306 --> 01:16:01,308 Patchi's moment had finally arrived. 1289 01:16:01,475 --> 01:16:04,353 He was the undisputed leader of the herd... 1290 01:16:04,519 --> 01:16:06,897 and nobody was prouder than me. 1291 01:16:07,856 --> 01:16:09,107 You hurt, Scowler? 1292 01:16:09,274 --> 01:16:10,859 I'm okay. Thanks. 1293 01:16:11,068 --> 01:16:14,947 You know, Patch, you didn't have to do that after... 1294 01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:17,032 you know, what I did to you. 1295 01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:18,800 So I just wanted to say... 1296 01:16:21,328 --> 01:16:22,955 I deserve that. 1297 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:26,375 Guess this means you're the leader of the herd now. 1298 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,543 So, you might as well go ahead and say it. 1299 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:29,962 Really? Okay. 1300 01:16:30,128 --> 01:16:32,005 Well, let's move 'em out! 1301 01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:33,590 SCOWLER: Sounds good. 1302 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,550 PATCHI: Yeah, that felt pretty good. 1303 01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:38,762 Hey, Patchi, you were pretty great out there. 1304 01:16:38,929 --> 01:16:42,391 Yeah, you too. Remind me never to headbutt with you. 1305 01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:45,143 Juniper, listen, it's time to talk about the future. 1306 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:47,688 You mean the Cenozoic era? 1307 01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:51,191 No, I mean the Patchi and Juniper era. 1308 01:16:51,358 --> 01:16:54,319 Oh, I think I'm gonna like the future. 1309 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:07,124 ALEX: With the herd at his heels, 1310 01:17:07,207 --> 01:17:10,127 Patchi walked across the grasslands of Alaska... 1311 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:11,712 and into the future. 1312 01:17:13,922 --> 01:17:17,426 Which, as always, was full of surprises. 1313 01:17:22,973 --> 01:17:24,307 PATCHI: Excuse me?! 1314 01:17:25,267 --> 01:17:26,935 Hi, there. Can I help you find something? 1315 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,146 No? You sure? 1316 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,565 Okay, then get out! 1317 01:17:32,983 --> 01:17:35,861 Go back to turkey town and stay out! 1318 01:17:36,028 --> 01:17:39,031 Patchi, are you messing with the Troodons again? 1319 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:41,158 I thought I asked you to watch the eggs. 1320 01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:45,787 I am watching them, but they keep not doing anything. 1321 01:17:45,954 --> 01:17:49,624 I told you, it takes time. You have to be patient. 1322 01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:52,335 PATCHI: I know, but we're talking about our whole future. 1323 01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:55,422 Why does the future always take so long to get here? 1324 01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:59,092 JUNIPER: Shh! You hear that? 1325 01:18:00,761 --> 01:18:02,888 It's time, Patchi. This is it! 1326 01:18:03,055 --> 01:18:04,806 I don't believe it. 1327 01:18:07,976 --> 01:18:10,353 Wow, look at that! 1328 01:18:10,437 --> 01:18:12,564 Oh, he's beautiful. 1329 01:18:12,773 --> 01:18:14,232 He looks just like his old man. 1330 01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:17,903 Well, if he's anything like you, we'll have our hands full. 1331 01:18:18,070 --> 01:18:20,155 Well, look what we have here. 1332 01:18:20,322 --> 01:18:23,992 Allow me to congratulate you on this happiest of occasions. 1333 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:27,621 As far as names go, may I suggest Alex? 1334 01:18:27,788 --> 01:18:30,624 It means, "Ridiculously handsome bird." 1335 01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:34,252 And as for you, baby Alex, how 'bout a kiss? 1336 01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:35,962 Okay, bye-bye- 1337 01:18:37,631 --> 01:18:39,716 ♪ Live like a warrior 1338 01:18:40,675 --> 01:18:43,220 a“ Today, today, live like you wanna 1339 01:18:43,303 --> 01:18:46,681 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire 1340 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:49,059 a“ In a fire In afire. 1341 01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:53,313 ALEX: Patchi's story may have faded into the mosaic of history... 1342 01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:56,608 but evidence of the day that a Gorgosaur's mouth... 1343 01:18:56,775 --> 01:19:00,737 ran into a Pachyrhinosaur's head still exists. 1344 01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:04,074 And what happened after that, well, that's hard to say. 1345 01:19:05,283 --> 01:19:07,244 It's a question that has intrigued 1346 01:19:07,369 --> 01:19:09,329 dinosaur lovers for generations. 1347 01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:15,418 I'll only say that sometimes, you have to dig for the answers. 1348 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,170 A Gorgosaur's? 1349 01:19:17,295 --> 01:19:18,505 Looks to be. 1350 01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:20,173 Uncle Zack? 1351 01:19:21,216 --> 01:19:22,384 Hey, Ricky. 1352 01:19:23,385 --> 01:19:25,262 Come see what we found. 1353 01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:33,603 Uncle Zack... 1354 01:19:34,104 --> 01:19:35,313 look, the tooth! 1355 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,107 Ricky, did you bring it? 1356 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:38,733 Here it is. 1357 01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:42,279 RICKY: Cool! UNCLE ZACK: Wow! 1358 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:43,446 That's it, it fits! 1359 01:19:43,613 --> 01:19:45,907 I knew it'd be worth coming back! 1360 01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:49,035 ALEX: Kid, what did I tell you? 1361 01:19:49,202 --> 01:19:51,830 Every fossil tells a story! 1362 01:19:51,997 --> 01:19:54,457 Hey, come and see me in a museum sometime. 1363 01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:57,168 I got my own diorama and a tiki bar! 1364 01:19:58,253 --> 01:20:00,881 As for the rest of you, this is the end of my tail. 1365 01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:04,134 No, literally, you see it? No, really, honestly, it's the end. 1366 01:20:04,301 --> 01:20:06,887 That's it. We're done. Fade to black. 1367 01:20:12,851 --> 01:20:14,561 ALEX: Oops, forgot about that part. 1368 01:20:14,644 --> 01:20:15,645 Gotcha! 1369 01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:18,607 A“ Today, today, live like you wanna 1370 01:20:18,690 --> 01:20:21,985 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire 1371 01:20:22,068 --> 01:20:24,988 a“ In a fire In afire 1372 01:20:25,071 --> 01:20:26,531 ♪ Fight like a Warrior 1373 01:20:26,615 --> 01:20:29,284 a“ Today, today, live like you wanna 1374 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:32,704 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire 1375 01:20:32,787 --> 01:20:34,998 a“ In a fire In afire 1376 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:37,584 ♪ Live like a warrior 1377 01:20:39,753 --> 01:20:42,172 ♪ Feel like the world don't love you 1378 01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:45,008 a“ They only want to push you away 1379 01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:47,552 ♪ Some days people don't see you 1380 01:20:47,636 --> 01:20:49,554 a“ You feel like you're in the way 1381 01:20:49,638 --> 01:20:52,349 ♪ Today you feel, as if everyone hates 1382 01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:55,143 ♪ Pointing their fingers Looking at your mistakes 1383 01:20:55,226 --> 01:20:57,520 a“ You do good, they want great 1384 01:20:57,604 --> 01:21:00,190 ♪ No matter what you give they still want to take 1385 01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:02,943 ♪ Give your love and they throw it back 1386 01:21:03,026 --> 01:21:05,654 a“ You give your heart they go on attack 1387 01:21:05,737 --> 01:21:08,323 ♪ When there's nothing left for you 1388 01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:11,284 ♪ Only thing that you can do, say 1389 01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:14,579 a“ Today, today, live like you wanna 1390 01:21:14,663 --> 01:21:18,124 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire 1391 01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:20,961 a“ In a fire In afire 1392 01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:22,629 ♪ Fight like a warrior 1393 01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:25,298 a“ Today, today, live like you wanna 1394 01:21:25,382 --> 01:21:28,760 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire 1395 01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:31,513 a“ In a fire In afire 1396 01:21:31,596 --> 01:21:33,390 ♪ Live like a warrior a'