1
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I thought Pinkie Pie said
to get here right away.

2
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She sure had a burr in her
britches about something.

3
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So, where is she?

4
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Yeah. What is
taking her so long?

5
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[giggle]
Just kidding.

6
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You guys really need to look
behind you once in a while.

7
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Uh, Pinkie, you said you
had something important

8
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to tell us.

9
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Not telling so
much as showing.

10
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In fact, what
you're about to see

11
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may shake the very foundations
of your perception

12
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for all time!

13
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Um...a cupcake?

14
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YES! But wait!
There's more.

15
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[boing]

16
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It's an invitation
to visit

17
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the Cheese Sandwich
Amusement Factory!

18
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Cheese Sandwich
opened a factory?

19
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What do they make
there? Rubber chickens?

20
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That's ridiculous. They
make way more there

21
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than just rubber
chickens!

22
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Gosh, Cheese hardly
seems the factory type.

23
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I just assumed he'd
continue to wander Equestria

24
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throwing parties. Still, you
must be excited to see him.

25
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I am! I can't wait to tour
his factory, catch up,

26
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have him tell me my life's
purpose, swap gag tips.

27
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Whoa-whoa-whoa.
What did you say?

28
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Uh, catch up? I mean,
it has been a while.

29
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I think Applejack's
asking about the part

30
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about Cheese Sandwich
and your life's purpose?

31
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Oh, that. Yeah. It's just all
of you have found your thing.

32
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You're going to rule
all of Equestria.

33
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Rainbow Dash is
a Wonderbolt.

34
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Fluttershy has her
animal sanctuary.

35
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Rarity has her boutiques.

36
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Applejack has that
hat... and the farm,

37
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so that's, like,
two things.

38
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I don't even have one.

39
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When I first got Cheese's
invite, I was a little jealous.

40
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It felt like even
he was moving on

41
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to bigger and
better things

42
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and everypony was
leaving me behind.

43
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But then I realized Cheese
Sandwich is a party pony

44
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just like me.

45
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If he figured out his purpose,
he can help me figure out mine!

46
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I think talking to Cheese
Sandwich is a great idea,

47
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but the only pony
who can really find

48
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your life's
purpose is you.

49
00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,558
I know, silly. That's
why I'm going to visit

50
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Cheese Sandwich's factory
so I can ask him to help me!

51
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Uh, Pinkie, are you
sure this is edible?

52
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I am not!

53
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[chomp chomp chomp]

54
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♪♪

55
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<i>♪ My little pony,</i>
<i>my little pony ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

57
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<i>♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪ I used to wonder what</i>
<i>friendship could be. ♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

60
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<i>♪ Until you all shared</i>
<i>its magic with me. ♪</i>

61
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<i>♪ Big adventure! ♪</i>
<i>♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

62
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<i>♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪</i>
<i>Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

63
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<i>♪ Sharing kindness ♪</i>
<i>♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

64
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<i>♪ And magic makes it</i>
<i>all complete! ♪</i>

65
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<i>♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

66
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<i>♪ Do you know you're all</i>
<i>my very best friends? ♪</i>

67
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♪♪

68
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♪♪

69
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Yep. Anypony with
a smile like that

70
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is exactly the kind of
pony I want helping me.

71
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♪♪

72
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Oh, hey guys. Pardon me.
Just gonna squeeze by.

73
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Can we help you?

74
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You sure can. I'm here
to see Cheese Sandwich!

75
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Cheese Sandwich
doesn't "see" anypony.

76
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This factory
is shut tight.

77
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Nopony ever comes out
and nopony ever goes in,

78
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including you,
so move along.

79
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Oh, that's a shame.

80
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To think I came
all this way

81
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because of this
personal invitation

82
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from Cheese
Sandwich himself.

83
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You...you have
an invitation?

84
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Well, why didn't
you say so?

85
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[wailing siren]

86
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[gates crash open]

87
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Next time, I get
to push the button.

88
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Oh. Desolate-y.

89
00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,337
Hello? Anypony there?

90
00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,273
[frightened squeal]

91
00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,281
Cheese, I'm so
happy to see you!

92
00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,387
Hmmm. This should have
gotten a big laugh.

93
00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,689
I wonder if we need to
add more carpet rolls.

94
00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,924
I suppose it could
be the mask.

95
00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:24,029
Let's try taking the nostril
flare down 10%. Thoughts?

96
00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,564
I have a thought.
Who are you?

97
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So sorry. Sans Smirk,

98
00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,902
Vice-President of
amusement integration.

99
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Mr. Sandwich is very
excited you're here.

100
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If you'll just follow me,

101
00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,844
it's a short trip through the
factory to Cheese's office.

102
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Wow. A whole factory
dedicated to gags.

103
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Ooh! I bet this is the
fun-est place ever!

104
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[crash]

105
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Huh.

106
00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,926
Maybe the fun
is behind all this

107
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boring-looking
factory stuff.

108
00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:00,665
[clang]

109
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,435
The fun is the
factory stuff.

110
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,438
We take a fairly serious
approach to comedy here.

111
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,472
Observe.

112
00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,610
Oh, look. A pretty flower.

113
00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,678
[sniff sniff]

114
00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:14,646
[splash]

115
00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,817
The squirting
flower's a classic.

116
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Ohhh! What if the flower
was part of a shirt,

117
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,589
but the flower didn't
squirt; the shirt did!

118
00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,624
That. Is. Literally.

119
00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,094
The funniest thing
I've ever heard.

120
00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:32,497
Oh, come on. That's just
off the top of my head.

121
00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,666
You probably get like
seventeen thousand ideas

122
00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,067
like that from
Cheese every minute.

123
00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,602
We'd have to
use a series

124
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of interconnected
tubes in the fabric.

125
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What do you
think of this?

126
00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,440
[raspberry noise]

127
00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,576
I think it's a
whoopie cushion.

128
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Yes.

129
00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,080
But what if you made
the embarrassing sound

130
00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,449
come from
somepony else?

131
00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:54,719
I sit on it, but the
sound comes from you!

132
00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,122
We could call it the
"Ventriloquoopee Cushion"!

133
00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,857
[excited murmurs]

134
00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:02,026
So which way is
Cheese's office again?

135
00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:05,630
Right. Of course. It's
been quite a while

136
00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,465
since we've had the
opportunity to work

137
00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,735
with true comic
inspiration like this.

138
00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,437
What about Cheese?

139
00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,439
Oh! One more thing.

140
00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,808
Our "Super-Slip
Banana Peel."

141
00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,711
Still in development, but we
think it's pretty special.

142
00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,482
♪♪

143
00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:27,051
[falling yells]

144
00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:30,188
♪♪

145
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So? Too slippery?

146
00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,694
Oh! What if instead of
slipping, you were sticking?

147
00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,931
One step on this banana peel
and you can't get it off.

148
00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,566
That's funny!

149
00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,068
Wow. Just wow.

150
00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,471
You're exactly the pony
Cheese Sandwich needs to see.

151
00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,472
Great!

152
00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,943
Because he's exactly
the pony I need to see.

153
00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,880
Uh? Hello?

154
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[quiet and subdued voice]
Pinkie, I'm - I'm glad you came.

155
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Of course I did!
Your factory is big!

156
00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,522
It really seems like
you found your purpose,

157
00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,825
which is perfect, since
I came here for help.

158
00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,962
That is perfect! I knew I
could count on you to help me.

159
00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,498
Well, that's triple
perfect because- Uh, wait.

160
00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,099
Why do you need my help?

161
00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,468
Because, Pinkie, I,

162
00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,902
[clap clap]

163
00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,138
I've completely lost my laugh!

164
00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,206
<i>♪ [horror sting] ♪</i>

165
00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,945
You lost your laugh?

166
00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,582
Is that some kind of joke?
Because it's not a funny one.

167
00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,250
It's not a joke.

168
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,954
And even if it was, I wouldn't
be able to laugh at it.

169
00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,056
Right.

170
00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,158
Why don't we continue
this discussion

171
00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,962
over some delicious
canned peanut brittle?

172
00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:44,996
Ha-ha!

173
00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:50,702
Wow. You did lose your
laugh. That's horrible!

174
00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,071
Sorry to interrupt,
but it occurs to me

175
00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,573
that a 7% tighter wind
on the snake springs

176
00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,943
would yield a 12% increase
in giggle output.

177
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,845
This is why
we're a team.

178
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,982
Sans, here, has always been
able to eke every last laugh

179
00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,518
out of my gags. Which,
which is a help,

180
00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:10,021
since I haven't come up with
any good ones in a while.

181
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,924
Wait. So you can tell if
a gag is funny or not;

182
00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,893
you just can't
laugh at it?

183
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,862
YES! And it's torture!

184
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,764
How did this happen?

185
00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,533
I don't know.

186
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,802
Back when I was a party pony,
I laughed at everything.

187
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,838
♪♪

188
00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,207
<i>I spread my party cheer</i>
<i>wherever it was needed.</i>

189
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,977
<i>I even started</i>
<i>making individual,</i>

190
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,746
<i>one-of-a-kind</i>
<i>novelty gags</i>

191
00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,247
<i>for each and every</i>
<i>one of my parties.</i>

192
00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,817
♪♪

193
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,053
[whack]

194
00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,154
[clatter]

195
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,191
[laughter]

196
00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:51,596
<i>Soon, it seemed like everypony</i>
<i>in Equestria wanted one.</i>

197
00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,203
[zap]

198
00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,905
Ha ha!

199
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,840
<i>It was more work than</i>
<i>my hooves could handle,</i>

200
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,242
<i>but I didn't want</i>
<i>to disappoint</i>

201
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,678
<i>all those smiling faces.</i>

202
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,114
<i>Luckily, Sans Smirk came to me</i>
<i>with the idea for a factory.</i>

203
00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,683
<i>A gag factory.</i>

204
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,285
<i>♪ [majestic music] ♪</i>

205
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,120
<i>I could finally</i>
<i>keep up with demand</i>

206
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:19,223
<i>and make everypony happy.</i>

207
00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,893
<i>Soon we were sending</i>
<i>gags all over Equestria.</i>

208
00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,195
<i>♪ [busy music] ♪</i>

209
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:28,766
♪♪

210
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:29,934
[croak]

211
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,171
♪♪

212
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,139
[spray]

213
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,308
<i>♪ [music slows</i>
<i>down and stops] ♪</i>

214
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:42,013
<i>But then, one day my</i>
<i>laugh was just gone.</i>

215
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,082
I haven't left
the factory since.

216
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,250
I don't want anypony
to see me like this.

217
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,620
I mean look at me,
Boneless 2

218
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,155
doesn't even
recognize me anymore!

219
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,860
So can you help me,
Pinkie? What do you think?

220
00:09:55,895 --> 00:10:00,732
I think I've got two words
for you, Knock, knock.

221
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,833
Who's there?

222
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:02,900
Boo.

223
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,268
Boo who?

224
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,739
Don't cry because I'm gonna
get you your laugh back!

225
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,907
Let's start with
something small.

226
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,210
Excuse me, Mr. Smirk,

227
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,080
but is there
something in my eye?

228
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,049
Top notch eye-googling, Ms. Pie.

229
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,817
Hmm.

230
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,320
Why thanks, Sans, old
pal. Put 'er there.

231
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:27,225
[loud buzz]

232
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,097
Oh! Sorry about that.

233
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,868
Let me make it up to
you. How about some pie?

234
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,908
Googly eye to hoof buzzer
to pieface pratfall.

235
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,144
Mwah! Masterful.

236
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,046
Meh.

237
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,948
Come on! Those classic bits
put Rainbow Dash's funny bone

238
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,217
in a cast for a week!

239
00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:57,388
Don't blame yourself, Pinkie.
Whatever I got, I got it bad.

240
00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:01,126
Hmm. Maybe we need to
start even smaller.

241
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,996
You can't run
before you can walk

242
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,832
and you can't laugh
before you can smile.

243
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,002
And your smiler's
all out of whack.

244
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,870
Now let's see what
we're working with.

245
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,473
Gimme your biggest,
bestest smile!

246
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,341
[moan]

247
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:23,414
Am I doing it? Am I smiling?
I feel like I'm smiling.

248
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:28,252
Almost! Maybe I just need to
spot you for a rep or two.

249
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,488
<i>♪ [military snare drum] ♪</i>

250
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,924
[grunts]

251
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:36,961
OK! You've got this!
It's all you! Ready?

252
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,732
Anything?

253
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,766
[groan]

254
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:42,900
Gah.

255
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,203
I'm not giving up
on you yet, Cheese.

256
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,004
I know there's
something somewhere

257
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,439
that'll make you laugh.

258
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,242
I just have to figure
out where to look.

259
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,144
I would like to take
this opportunity

260
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,747
to point out that we
are in a gag factory.

261
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,951
This is where the
magic happens.

262
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,853
Research and development.

263
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,355
It's where we figure out
the science of funny.

264
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,257
How do you science funny?

265
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,060
Of course, there's no
one-size-fits-all joke,

266
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,329
no grand unified gag theory.

267
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,298
But, if we figure out
the funny of one gag,

268
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,400
we can combine it with
the funny of another gag

269
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,203
and make a third
funnier gag.

270
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,238
[splat]

271
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,208
I guess that makes sense.

272
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,812
Rule of threes. Hm,
one, two, three.

273
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,847
Yep, that math checks out.

274
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,049
Hmmm. At this point,

275
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,785
I'm willing to give
anything a try!

276
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,319
<i>♪ [dance beat] ♪</i>

277
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:42,360
♪♪

278
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,331
[clang]

279
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,299
[splash]

280
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:55,340
♪♪

281
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,021
I don't understand.
I've tried everything.

282
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,924
Stand-up, classic gags,
physical humor, prop comedy,

283
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,926
vaudeville, surrealist
alt-scene character pieces.

284
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,028
Nothing's worked!

285
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,996
It seems we've
exhausted every avenue

286
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,566
that even the science
of comedy can provide.

287
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,167
That's it, then.

288
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,203
What do you mean?

289
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,572
I appreciate everything
you've done, Pinkie,

290
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,575
but if you can't make
me laugh, nopony can.

291
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,011
But, sir, you can't
just surrender.

292
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,980
It doesn't look like
I have a choice.

293
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,183
I need to figure out how
to live without a laugh.

294
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,886
I know you tried your best,
but it's time you went home.

295
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,422
[gasp]

296
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,392
I too am horrified.

297
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,634
So that's it? You're
all just giving up?

298
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,970
I'm afraid Mr.
Sandwich is right.

299
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,339
You are the funniest
pony in Equestria

300
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,007
and if you can't
bring back his laugh,

301
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,276
it is surely
gone forever.

302
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,079
But Cheese was just
as funny as me.

303
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,014
I can't believe
that's all gone.

304
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,550
None of us can.

305
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,019
I shudder to think what
will become of the factory.

306
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,154
You're not going to
close down are you?

307
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,157
I thought this place was
Cheese's life's purpose.

308
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,027
It certainly was mine,
but if Mr. Sandwich

309
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,096
has finally given up,
there's only so long

310
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,564
we can re-tool
his old ideas

311
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,166
before we run out
of gags to produce.

312
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,904
I don't suppose you'd
consider working here?

313
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,438
Your fresh take on
our classic gags

314
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:37,174
rivals Mr. Sandwich
in his prime.

315
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,143
I need to find my
life's purpose,

316
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,244
but I don't
think that's it.

317
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,545
I'm a party pony.

318
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,382
I need to make ponies
happy in real time!

319
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,286
Ah, yes. In our early days,
nothing brought Mr. Sandwich

320
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,121
more pleasure than seeing the
laughter his gags brought

321
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,089
to ponies first hoof.

322
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,592
Guess it's back to
the drawing board.

323
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,261
Well, there will always
be a place for you here

324
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,663
if you change your mind.

325
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,564
Hold on. What did
you just say?

326
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,300
There'll always
be a place here.

327
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,201
No-no-no-no. Before that.

328
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,369
Back to the
drawing board?

329
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,471
That was me!

330
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,340
Nothing brought Mr.
Sandwich more pleasure

331
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,008
than seeing the laughter
his gags brought

332
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,410
to ponies first hoof?

333
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,546
YES! That! We've been going
about this all wrong.

334
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,581
We don't need to
make Cheese laugh.

335
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,684
He needs to make US laugh!

336
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,256
Cheese! I figured it out.
I know why you can't laugh.

337
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,224
What? Why?

338
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,960
You started this factory
because you didn't want

339
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,461
to disappoint
smiling faces,

340
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,363
but in here you
can't see any!

341
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,500
It does make a
certain sense, sir.

342
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,303
Spreading laughter has
always brought you joy.

343
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,206
But spreading laughter is
what this factory does.

344
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,742
Except you don't see it.

345
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,477
You're a party pony like me.

346
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,247
You need to make
ponies smile in person!

347
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,419
Here! Just try it.

348
00:15:55,454 --> 00:16:00,124
OK. Um, why did Boneless 2
cross the road?

349
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,996
To prove to Boneless
1 he wasn't a chicken.

350
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:10,368
Very funny sir. Excellent
joke. Oh! I mean, Ha. Ha, ha.

351
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,769
Really?

352
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,672
Sorry. Not much of a laugher.

353
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,776
Here. Try me. I
promise I'll laugh.

354
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,212
Pinkie, you laugh
at everything.

355
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,214
I appreciate what
you're doing,

356
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:27,284
but I think it's a cost
laws, er, a lost cause.

357
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,486
[chortling]

358
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,423
What. Was. That?

359
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,658
I'm sorry. But when
you swapped the letters

360
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,227
of those words,
it was just a bit...

361
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,396
...Funny?

362
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,197
Uh huh.

363
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,299
<i>♪ So you're saying</i>
<i>it's a mix up ♪</i>

364
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,769
<i>♪ of the sounds</i>
<i>that I just made ♪</i>

365
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,171
<i>♪ that coaxed the snicker</i>
<i>from your throat ♪</i>

366
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,373
<i>♪ in a delicate cascade? ♪</i>

367
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,511
<i>♪ If I did it one more time,</i>
<i>if I reproduced that feat ♪</i>

368
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,047
<i>♪ Mixed up some letters</i>
<i>here and there ♪</i>

369
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,116
<i>♪ you'd lelly baugh</i>
<i>tout suite? ♪</i>

370
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,085
[laughter]

371
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,820
<i>♪ Then that's all I</i>
<i>need to do ♪</i>

372
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,155
<i>♪ that's who I need to be ♪</i>

373
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,558
<i>♪ I thought I needed laughter</i>
<i>but it has to come from me ♪</i>

374
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,628
<i>♪ Squirting flowers</i>
<i>and knobby knees, ♪</i>

375
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,831
<i>♪ Rubber chickens</i>
<i>my expertise ♪</i>

376
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,801
<i>♪ If you want laughter</i>
<i>then stick with Cheese! ♪</i>

377
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,668
Pinkie: Yeah!

378
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,203
♪♪

379
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,838
<i>♪ I suppose now I</i>
<i>should amp things up ♪</i>

380
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,473
<i>♪ to get the thing I'm after. ♪</i>

381
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,075
<i>♪ Move whole syllables around ♪</i>

382
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,776
<i>♪ and change emphasis</i>
<i>to get laughter! ♪</i>

383
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,546
<i>♪ I can't stop now I'm on a</i>
<i>roll, I've almost got it back ♪</i>

384
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,281
<i>♪ Bright folks like you</i>
<i>aren't subject to ♪</i>

385
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
<i>♪ my play on words attack. ♪</i>

386
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,752
<i>♪ With something else</i>
<i>I'll have to play ♪</i>

387
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,720
<i>♪ to get me where I'm going. ♪</i>

388
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,289
What you
gonna do?

389
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,459
<i>[high soprano]</i>
<i>♪ Some Commedia dell'arte ♪</i>

390
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,695
<i>♪ to get the</i>
<i>laughter flowing. ♪</i>

391
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,497
<i>♪ And it's what I need to do ♪</i>

392
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,265
<i>♪ it's who I need to be! ♪</i>

393
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,268
<i>♪ I thought I needed laughter</i>
<i>but it has to come from me. ♪</i>

394
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,338
<i>♪ Follow right behind,</i>
<i>if you please. ♪</i>

395
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,508
<i>♪ Walk this way and</i>
<i>I guarantee. ♪</i>

396
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,778
<i>♪ If you want laughter</i>
<i>then stick with Cheese. ♪</i>

397
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,379
Accordion solo!

398
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,347
Shred it, Cheese!

399
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:10,388
<i>♪ [fast accordion] ♪</i>

400
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,592
<i>♪ And it's what I need to do ♪</i>

401
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,927
<i>♪ it's who I need to be! ♪</i>

402
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,330
<i>♪ I thought I needed laughter</i>
<i>but it has to come from me. ♪</i>

403
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,399
<i>♪ Whoopie cushions and</i>
<i>dungarees. ♪</i>

404
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,469
<i>♪ I know jokes like my ABC's. ♪</i>

405
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,770
<i>♪ If you want laughter ♪</i>

406
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,840
<i>♪ then stick with Cheese. ♪</i>

407
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,509
<i>♪ ♪</i>

408
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,211
<i>♪ And now my biggest test, ♪</i>

409
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,347
<i>♪ the hardest fish to fry. ♪</i>

410
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,781
<i>♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪</i>

411
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,284
<i>♪ A mind so analytical ♪</i>

412
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,353
<i>♪ a sense of humor dry. ♪</i>

413
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,754
<i>♪ So dry! ♪</i>

414
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,557
<i>♪ To make you laugh</i>
<i>would prove to me ♪</i>

415
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,626
<i>♪ that this experiment's done.♪</i>

416
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,294
<i>♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪</i>

417
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,663
<i>♪ Something ridiculous</i>
<i>and not too smart. ♪</i>

418
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,300
<i>♪ Something like a pun! ♪</i>

419
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,570
Hey Sans, how did the
laughing bird's eggs hatch?

420
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,705
They cracked up.

421
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:08,746
Sir. That is so... ridiculous!
[raucous laughter]

422
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,283
<i>♪ Then that's all</i>
<i>I need to do ♪</i>

423
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,618
<i>♪ that's all I</i>
<i>need to see! ♪</i>

424
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,854
<i>♪ I thought I needed laughter</i>
<i>but it had to come from me. ♪</i>

425
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,957
<i>♪ Squirting flowers</i>
<i>and knobby knees, ♪</i>

426
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,294
<i>♪ rubber chickens</i>
<i>and dungarees. ♪</i>

427
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,264
<i>♪ If you want laughter then</i>
<i>stick with Cheese! ♪</i>

428
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,201
♪♪

429
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,338
[giggling]

430
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,640
It's so good to
have you back, sir.

431
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,443
Finally we can get the factory
back to how things used to be!

432
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,878
Sans, my good pony,

433
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,514
I don't think I can run
this factory anymore.

434
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,949
But YOU can!

435
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,719
Without you? I
don't understand.

436
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,222
Pinkie was right!
This is what I need!

437
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,724
[laughter]

438
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,826
I just can't have
funny ideas.

439
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,330
I need to wander the land and
see ponies laughing at them.

440
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,934
You can run the factory,
but I need to LIVE!

441
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,937
And don't think I've forgotten
about you, little buddy.

442
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,942
I knew you'd be on board!

443
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,379
Don't worry. Out in Equestria
I'll have more great ideas

444
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,982
for gags and I'll
send them all to you!

445
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,985
Sir, are you sure this
is what you want to do?

446
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,954
Of course! It's
my life's purpose!

447
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,924
Hey! That's what I
came here looking for.

448
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,928
You did? Well, come on!
Let's figure it out.

449
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:35,332
[laughter]

450
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,301
Actually... I
think I'm good.

451
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,937
♪♪

452
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,539
And then I said goodbye
and then I came here.

453
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,408
Oh, and then I gathered
you all together

454
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,744
and started telling you
about it. First, I said.

455
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,480
Well, that sounds
like quite a trip!

456
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,916
And Cheese Sandwich just
left his own factory?

457
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,019
Yep. But I think
Sans Smirk's hooves

458
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,987
were the perfect
ones to leave it in.

459
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,956
As much as Cheese was
born to wander Equestria

460
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,557
and make ponies
laugh in person,

461
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,394
Sans was born to
run that factory.

462
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,928
And you don't so
sound so worried

463
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,398
about finding your
life's purpose anymore.

464
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,634
Nope! I figured out Cheese and
I are pretty much the same.

465
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,537
We both need to see ponies
laughing to feel fulfilled.

466
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:14,972
And I already do that.

467
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,342
My life is purposing
itself all over the place!

468
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,577
I agree
completely.

469
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,013
Thanks. Oh, I
almost forgot.

470
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,482
I got you all a little
something from my trip.

471
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,018
Who likes peanut brittle?

472
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:32,657
[explosion and squeals]
[laughter]