# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now. #
# There's something in the air
# Calling me like triple double dare
# Makes me feel like
# Makes me feel like... #
I know you're friends with Saffron, but I'll tell you one thing,
I do see Saffron for who people are.
I do not like Saffron.
Come here. You.
Me? I don't wanna talk to you.
Why are you so aggressive?
She's told us that Amber's been in your ear about Elma, right?
Never. OK. Well...
She's only told me about the group chat.
I feel like me and Elma was on the road to something a minute ago,
and then you've kicked off at a bar,
and we've all lost conscious of it.
I'm gonna be honest, Harry. I don't think we were.
# Let's get malevolent
# Na-na, na-na-na
# Get malevolent... #
I feel a bit sick.
Hi. Hey, you OK?
I just feel like I'm guilty,
cos I feel like if it wasn't for mine and Elma's sitch,
we'd all be sitting together.
Have you missed me, then? Listen, you know I have.
Sure? Yeah.
Give me a kiss.
Come here. Come here.
So, basically, me and Jordan...
It's our first baby. We're very excited.
Lovely.
But now it's come to the crunch time
where, like, me and Jordan are actually thinking,
we actually do not know what to do.
The baby's coming in three weeks.
Basically, Emma, help us. Help.
I'll try. I will definitely help you.
We need all the help we can get.
Yeah, listen, there's a bit of a backstory,
because me and Jordan were gonna do quite a few antenatal classes,
and we had a few plans,
but Jordan got unwell, and he was in hospital for about...
It's been a tough few months. Yeah.
I hope you're feeling better. Thank you.
I'm just obviously that little bit worried
that I wanna do as much as possible to make sure I'm strong enough
and clued-up enough and educated enough for my boy. OK.
That's what's on my mind at the minute.
But you've got to look after your recovery as well. Of course.
Right, OK, so... Where do we start?
So, while I'm here, would you like me to listen to baby for you?
Oh, my God. What, his heartbeat? Yes.
Oh, go on. So, how do I...?
Do I just sit like this? Just lay back, yes, darling.
I need to go this side, guys, is that OK? No problem.
No problem. Go on.
I want you to feel where he is, because he's keep moving.
And he's on the bladder. So, this is his head.
Little... He's a little bugger, ain't he?
No way.
That's his bum there. Where's his feet?
His feet?
Down here. Really?
That's why when he dances, you need a wee. Oh, my God.
CRACKLING
I love this.
BEATING
That's him. That's him.
No way.
BEATING INCREASES
It's mad. Galloping horse.
No way!
BEATING
Isn't that amazing? Are you chilled?
Are you a chilled out person? Too chilled for my own good.
Yeah, is she! See that position? See how happy he is?
His heartbeat is 135.
Oh, Jords! That's good?
Perfect.
Get in! It means he's really happy.
I could cry. Oh, gosh, it's emotional, isn't it?
So, his head's here to here, but he's more this way. Right.
That's called oblique. Thank you, Emma.
Oblique. Remember that. Oblique.
Jord, can you believe it? That's mad, man.
Oh, my God. That's amazing, Emma. Thank you.
He sounds like a very, very healthy baby.
There we are, darling. Aww!
Ah, you picked the baby - seriously - up really well.
Really?By the hand and by the head and the bum, very, very well.
Well, I haven't held many babies. Have you not? No.
So, that's... Must be your motherly instincts.
You're all clean now, aren't you?
Go on, then, go to your dad now. Be fed.
Right, I'm going out to the bar.
Look. Oh, Jord!
Bella. Bella, who's this, look? Bella.
Is that your little brother?
You've got to let her sniff. Not too much.
Is that your little brother?
Yeah. Oh, no, not the nappy. Oh. That's it.
And then we go for a little ride. That's it. Go on, then.
Aw. Yeah, do you love him?
She hasn't got a bloody clue what's gonna happen, has she?
That's your baby brother.
I love it. I think it's gonna be great.
# Your love Gets me higher and higher
# Every day, it's driving me crazy
# Your love... #
Argh!
Ah, look, look, Joe's doing it.
Mate... Joe's doing it. Go.
Argh! Argh!
You got 20 more to go. Argh!
Twenty more to go. Let's go.
Junaid, you're absolutely shit.
Just shout, "I want abs."
"I want abs!" Come on. I wanna hear it.
I want abs!
Go on, Junaid. I will get abs.
One, two. I want constant one-twos.
See, there we go. There we go.
How long can you go for?
He's powerful as well. He's powerful.
You're gonna hit me in the face.
If you hit me in the face, I'm gonna hit you!
More.
It's going everywhere. It looks terrible.
One.
Ah, I'm done. That was good. Come on.
You was useless. Please don't do this again.
No, it was terrible. I'd rather when we just sit
and have a bit of breakfast. Yeah.
So, you don't feel we're good PTs? No, not taking it away from you.
You're great at your jobs. Just not for us. Yeah.
It's not really our job. It was just more of a...
Yeah. I think you... They're trying to make us healthier.
I'd rather just have a dad bod than do that.
I'll stick to the white wines.
Ungrateful. No! We appreciate it.
Thank you for coming over. We love you coming round.
Maybe stick with the boys for the fitness.
With us, stick with the gossip.
Yeah, that's like Dan, James kind of thing. Yeah.
Like yesterday... James?!
I don't know about James.
James is not... James don't really...
Oh, well, you know, you can try. We can all try.
I mean, listen, at the Turkish,
I could see you and Dani and what happened.
Yeah, it was nice.
Obviously, you know, we were speaking,
and we got back in contact, and I said,
"Are we gonna have that conversation?"
And then we just sort of got all our problems out the way
and spoke about a little bit on the past,
what I thought, how it went wrong - she said it.
That conversation was needed in order to move forward
and think, "Do you know what, fresh start.
"Are we doing this or not?" Now we've got that chat done.
And we said, "Yeah, we're both willing to give it 100%."
Shut up! You're actually giving it a go?
As long as it stays like that. Yeah.
It's exciting. Yeah.
Still have your wits about you,
and be careful jumping back into things.
Make sure you're in a good place.
I have heard this from you. I know!
But I'm gonna keep repeating it.
Lauren, what was happening with you yesterday?
Did you do anything, see anyone?
I came with Elma, so...
I didn't even see Elma at all yesterday. Did you not?
I see her around, but there was no eye contact.
That's your best pal. She'll never be my best pal, no.
What is the situation? I don't even have a clue.
Look at his face. Have you spoke to her?
Yeah. There's no situation.
Oh, you spoke to her? She didn't say anything bad.
She wouldn't. She's just like, "I don't know what the issue is.
"Obviously we have a past issue
"but I never dug them out on social media."
She's adamant she didn't.
Oh. What?!
She's as delusional as I thought she was. No way. Hold on.
And you text her, didn't you? Yeah, I did.
You text her? And she had a plus 44 number. Yeah.
Saying you're a fucking idiot. Yeah.
"If you've got something to say, say it to my face." I said that.
And she just blanked it.
I don't think she wants that with youse, though.
She did start it, though. Cos you... Everyone witnessed it.
She woke up that morning
and thought, "I'm gonna write something online."
But I don't think she did. She did. Where is it?
It's in black and white on the internet. I can show you.
But did she...? Listen.
Save me backing up. Did she specifically say your name?
Yes! She said she never.
She's a liar. She lied to your face, then.
She's old. She's bitter. No, she's not.
Any-who, listen, she says a few things about us on social media,
it is what it is, let her say what she's got to say.
I haven't got time for it.
She needs to find something else to do with her time.
And we avoided it. All right. OK.
Let's just make it peaceful and love.I know.
I hate being like this.
Don't speak about Elma like that. No, poor Elma.
Thanks for coming. Peace and love. Ta-ra.
Right, I'm gonna apply my lip gloss, and in I go. Crusty lips.
Thank you. It's been a pleasure.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
# When it's just you and me It's a rager
# Try our best To wake up the neighbours... #
A lot of dads do that,
and that's how you walk around the house with him.Yeah, yeah.
Sit there, boy. We're gonna watch Star Wars.
See, perfect.
# When we're all alone We can turn it up
# Moving in the dark... #
DOORBELL RINGS
Thank you very much, Emma.
Sorry, my friend's just popped over.
No, don't be silly. It was really lovely to meet you both.
I didn't expect to hear the heartbeat today. It's lovely.
I feel a lot better now.
We have another guest. Oh.
Oh, Amber! Hello.
Oh, you've missed it all. Oh, no, what have I missed?
Yeah, we've been changing nappies, the lot.
I'm not going in. No poopy nappies. Helly no.
We've been learning about his poo.
Oh, my God. Oh, God, it's all been going on.
Where am I sitting? Wherever you want.
Get in your normal seat. Your little comfy seat.
Oh, get me in.
There's been so many chats we've had on this sofa, hasn't there?
Let me squidge right in this little corner.
I like it here.
You look really well. Thank you. So do you.
Right, so, guys, how are you both?
I've got massive memory loss, Amb, which is scary... That's crazy.
And it's sort of like,
you've come round on a bit of a strange day, if I'm honest with you.
He's had a tough two days.
That's brought on quite a bit of anxiety.
I've got an MRI coming up.
When you talk to the doctors and they say,
"This MRI is gonna show how much brain damage you have..." Mm.
That's quite a... It's daunting, isn't it?
It's very daunting, cos it's not,
"We're gonna see if your brain's fully healed."
My brain is probably never gonna fully heal. Really?
We can cope with it, and I'm trying to stay positive,
but, Amber, I'll be honest with you,
when you're on the cusp of having a baby,
and you know it's everything I've ever wanted
and that Soph's ever wanted, when you don't feel you can do it
and you don't necessarily feel strong enough, it's not nice.
And Sophie's doing the best she can to try and cope with me.
Course.But when I have an episode like last night,
Soph's sitting there looking after me
when I should be the one looking after her.
What happened last night? So, I just went back a few steps.
I just get overwhelmed, and I'm just struggling.
But it's OK to struggle, and it's OK to admit you're struggling,
because get it all out and ride the motions of what's going on.
You will get better. You've got the baby on the way.
Is there things that you can do for the brain?
I've started rehab to get my leg a bit better.
I've got this limp with my leg. But the thing is...
This frontal lobe of my brain swelled at such a rate
that the main thing is confusion, which I've been getting,
brain fog, dizziness, the up and down of moods,
which is like...
That's really been affecting me, like, massively. Yeah.
And, like, intense chronic fatigue,
which I've been having when I'm trying to get back to it.
I need to provide for my kid.
Mm, yeah. Like, I need to work.
I'm trying to cut hair in the salon,
and then I'm... I've just had to cancel clients this afternoon
because I haven't got it in me.
And I don't, like...
I don't know what's going on in there
until I have this fucking scan.
But time is ticking, and he is gonna be here,
and I don't want to be admitted to a hospital when he's here.
Like, I don't wanna be going for this test, going for that test...
No, I need to be looking after my kid, and strong.
I wanna look after his mum.
She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
You just wanna feel like you again, and you're not at that stage yet.
Yes, but I will get there.
You need to take very day as it comes.
Every day, you are getting better. You're gonna have dips.
But you're gonna have a beautiful son in a couple of weeks,
and I promise you, your focus will be more your little baby
rather than how you're waking up every day.
I just want youse both to just be OK and welcome the baby boy, and...
We will be. We will be. Not long left.
Everything will be fine. Air hug. Aw. You're all right, Jord.
I love you. I love youse.
Come on, we can have a hug.
I love you. And I love you. Love you, Amb.
Give me a cuddle. Ooh.
Thanks, darling. Thank you.
# I wanna make it all better. #
# The only way is up. #
# I-I-I-I notice now Shiesty's just saw you get down
# Repo got me open now
# I think it's time I told you now The truth
# I'm tripping, how you been? #
Aw. Hello.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
I am absolutely dying of starvation.
Mwah.
# Since me and you felt like we
# We made a promise
# If we couldn't say what we feel Then there'd be problems... #
DOORBELL
Ooh, who's that?
'Hello?'
Harry, it's Saff.
Saff! Come on in.
BEEP
# So let's be honest
# I mean, honestly
# It's been the longest Since me and you felt like we... #
Thanks.
So, like, what's your favourite colour?
Shut up, you idiot!
What's yours, grey?
This ain't grey. It is!
This is stone beige.
# So let's be honest. #
It's nice to see you both.
I feel like I hardly even got to saw you at the Turkish thing.I know.
Like, all I could see was Dani kissing the boy.
Oh, did you see that? I was gonna show you that.
I could see it from my half peripheral, but I saw her...
What's a peripheral? Like, my peripheral vision.
I'm happy for her.
I feel like I've not seen her this smitten for years.
Is she smitten? I'm confused. She is.
I saw her at the baby shower. She was, like, glazed eyed.
Really? Yeah.
That's cute, but the only thing is, there's a big age gap.
That is the only thing.
Is there a big age gap? Been there, done that.
She's eight years older. What's your opinion?
I just said it didn't work out for me.
Thank you so much. Oh, gorgeous.
This looks gorgeous. Oh, I love it.
Lovely, lovely. This looks nice. Thank you.
We was in a room of loads of people that...
Some people were getting on, some people weren't speaking.Yeah.
It was interesting. It felt weird that I wasn't sitting with youse.
Yeah, it was weird. And obviously...
It was weird, and it didn't feel normal.
I could see you, and I was thinking, "I should be sitting there."
I dunno, it was a bit of a weird situation,
because I think with Harry, he said he felt bad,
because he felt like he was the only reason
why all of us wasn't sitting together.
He is. Yeah. OK, just... He is.
And I just said to him, like, you know,
"It's just one of them things."
I feel like I would like to hope
that youse would sort things out at some point.Yeah...
2000 and never, maybe. It does make me sad.
What, really, 2000 and never?
I just, yeah...
I feel more strongly than I did before,
as more things have now come to light.
Yeah, like what? Erm...
He said... He said...
His words were to me,
he said that he feels like he's been accused of saying a lot of stuff
but that stemmed from Amy.
And he says he feels it's strange
how you're now completely fine with Amy.
But Amy was the one that originally said it, not Harry.
I think I got that right.
He's just got a narrative in his head, and he's just sticking to it
and not listening to what actually has gone on.
That's exactly what I was trying to say.
And he's saying that he feels bad, and he wants to...
But if you feel bad, you need to listen
to what your friends are telling you. Yeah.
I dunno, I just feel...
I just feel a bit pushed out of that group.
It's really weird.
What do you mean, "pushed out"? I dunno.
Like, youse are a group.
But it's not... It's weird, because it's like...
Youse don't wanna...
You won't sit there. Absolutely not.
So, a bit like yesterday, I was with youse,
and then I was with the girls, and then I was with youse...
I was going back forward, back forward, cos, like,
I'm friends with everyone, I love everyone, I don't have...
But no-one can tell me what I've done wrong.
Not a single person they can tell me what they think I've done wrong.
I've not done anything to these people, to anyone.
So, I feel like no-one wants to make the effort,
which I understand if people wanna take Harry's side.
But he has done wrong in this. It's not me.
So I then don't know where to put myself.
And I think cos we live together, people just put us as one,
so it just makes it awkward for Courtney as well.
I feel sorry for you. I've dragged you through hell.
Don't feel sorry for me. I feel sorry for you!
OK, so, where do you stand now with Liv?
Because obviously, you said that Harry was the reason
why we wouldn't all be together, but if Harry wasn't there,
would we all be sitting together or would we not?
I also don't like this, "I don't know where I stand with my mates."
There was plenty of opportunities for her yesterday.
She could have just not come over and said hello.
It's actually quite draining. Like, it's actually....
Yeah, she thought you were being cold.
But I feel like Liv and Beck was a bit standoffish.
OK, so, I'm just gonna say on behalf of Liv,
she thought things were fine with you, like, you all squished it.
I'm gonna be honest, I can't keep going over things.
I've said sorry. I'm not saying sorry again. I've apologised.
I can't... You've got nothing to say sorry for.
I can't keep... like, I've had enough.
I'm a people pleaser, I am, but I've had enough of it.
It's... That is more draining than anything else, I think.
# But my heart's too honest
# All my colour's spilling out
# Cos I know you're all I want... #
How are you?
Yeah, I'm all right, H. Yeah? I'm glad you popped round.
I didn't know if you was gonna come round or not.Oh, yeah.
Well, I just thought, we'd spoke a bit
so I best come and check the pad out and see you.
Oh, I'm glad to see you.
So, what's going on? Aw.
To be honest, not much. I went with the girls yesterday.
So, I went with, obviously, Liv, cos Liv is staying here
while she's home from Dubai. Oh, is she?
Yeah, so, she's gonna stay here for a little while.Oh!
Oh, so you got a flatmate at the minute? Yeah.
She's literally just popped out. Yeah?
But, yeah, everyone was there.
Speak to anyone? So it was nice.
No. To be honest with you, I...
It was just... It was just awkward.
I honestly do think I got accused of things that I never even said,
and I think that's the upsetting bit,
is that, like, you and Elma,
obviously, you didn't even, like, both talk to me.
You've known me for 15 years, Saff,
and I just felt like at that time... I have.
But I think our friendship has gone to tatters over the last year.
Yeah, 100%. We can't deny that.
No, and we can't deny that.
And we've tried to go back. And it hasn't worked.
And then we didn't even cross paths with all of that going on.
You're right, I could have come to you,
but, Harry, I don't think I wanted to approach you
and it all go off between us. Yeah.
We've gone from worse to bad to great to...
But this is... ..to there. Like, where are we?
Everything you're saying is exactly how I feel,
and I think with me, like, in public,
you're telling me hard, and you're, like...
Do you know what I mean? When there's eyes on us.Yeah.
But then when there's no eyes on us, and it was not so public...Yeah.
..it's, "Harry!" All like that.
Yeah, but we haven't spoke for ages. That was last year.
I'm getting confused, thinking, "Do you like me now?
"Do you not like me now? Are we OK? Are we not OK?"
So for me, it's just been a little bit confusing,
because I hate the fact that me and you fell out.Yeah.
I don't like that one bit.Yeah. That was, I think...
Listen, H, if we keep going over that,
we'll never move forward... We'll never get there, yeah.
What has offended me and upset me is I've heard at the Soul Town party
that you said you didn't like me.
I don't remember saying that, but if I have said that,
then I 100% take that back because I would never have meant that.
I obviously was just really frustrated
and angry at the time with the whole situation.Yeah.
Do you like me, though? I do like you.
Oh, right. I do like you.
Why would I be ringing you up from Hollywood saying...I dunno.
.."I've been thinking about you"?
Because it was quite strong to say,
"I don't like her, I've marked her card,
"I know what she is."
Yeah, OK, I totally... "And I don't like her."
And I'm thinking, "If he don't like me, where do we go from here?"
No, I totally, totally understand that massively,
and I really do take that back, because...
I apologise. I do. Yeah.
Well...
I think...
Hopefully, we can just start moving forward.
We know where we're at now.
Yeah. Cleared up.
You like me today. Come on.
What do I always say to you?
I know, you, like... Come on!
"Come on, Saff, you love me really."
I know through everything we've been through...
We come out the other side eventually. ..you love me.
Come here.
Come here. I really appreciate you coming round.
# Let the flower in the rain Paint the colour of June
# Take me back to the place Where we met, superblooming
# Every day, held in your arms
# Loving forever, rise and fall... #
Cheers. Thank you. Thank you.
If you don't like it and I like it, that means you've got a problem.
Yeah, but I've never actually had this before.
Well, neither have I.
Well, so you just copied me. Shall we just cheers it?
Mmm...
I know it's only been a few days,
but we've spent the weekend together...
I feel like it feels better already than last time. Yeah.
And it's nice to... not actually keeping it from everyone. No.
But I think everyone was sort of gathering it, though.
It was the worst-kept secret, wasn't it?
Let's be honest. I feel like we did...
We did need that little break away from each other.
You needed time to miss me. Do you think that's what it was?
Did you miss me? Yeah...
Well, leave it as that. Leave it as that.
We didn't need that, we just needed you to not do my head in any more.
No, we spoke about this. Listen, it was communication
that really didn't help the situation.
Give us a kiss.
I did just burp, though. Do you want me to give Coke breath?
Guys! Oh, my God!
Hello!
Hello. How you doing, boy?
I have missed you. I've missed you.
Mwah. You OK? Oh, my God, whoa!
I've come to intrude. As you love to do.
Pop that there. I can't see you.
How are we? I'm good. How are you?
Oh, God, love this. Quirky!
Oh, Saffy brought me this.
Is that new?Did she? Yeah, it's new.
It's nice. Thank you. Just a flash.
Growing hairs on the chest as well, yeah?Yeah, I've got three.
He's so manly. Three more than you. I'm joking!
Have you missed Jonnie?
Aw, I've missed Jonnie so much.
This... This is cute. Thank you.
So, this is my dream,
because, as you know, I am the queen of third wheeling.
Yeah, you are. No, you ain't.
I absolutely am. I absolutely am.
I know you are, Fred. I hope...
I'd just like to say... Welcome to the...
Welcome to the team. Yeah.
Obviously, I've got history for this. What, Dan and Ella?
Dan and Ella. That was great, that (!)
Well, I was great at third wheeling them.
When I stepped away from them,
that's when they fell apart. They crumbled.
So, if you want a relationship like theirs,
be my guest, don't have me involved.
And it will go tits up. It will go tits up.
If you want it to work... But if you want it to work,
then I am your man. "Here I am."
Here I am. Fairy gay mother.
I feel like I include you in everything anyway. Yeah, you do.
I will let you have your private time when that bedroom door closes.
You'd probably be on the door knocking.
Other than that, I'm here.
So, what is it that you like about Danielle so much, Jonnie boy?
Everything. We have good cuddles.
Yeah, we do. Have good cuddles.
Obviously, I like her. You like or love, or...?
Just like or just love, or...? Love?
Look at that grin. It says it all. You're in love.
You are, ain't you? Just tell me. "You are, ain't you?"
Just tell me for my own peace of mind. What about her?
When I wanna say that, I'll come to you, shall we, for that?
Ah, lovely, yeah. That's good. Yeah?
Just to clarify, you are gonna treat Dani nice?
And right? Mm. Obviously. Obviously.
Obviously.Because it's one thing Dani being upset.
It's a totally different game me being upset.
Yeah. Yeah?
That's what scares me. I'm really scared of that.
You should. That is the worry in this whole situation,
is how Fred is going to react.
Yeah, God forbid if we got on a coach together.
THEY LAUGH
# You, me, in the moonlight
# Can't let this moment go by. #
# The only way is up. #
# Watching you walk away
# So sad to see you go
# I know that people change
# And I know for us to grow
# We gotta let go... #
Josh is coming, cos he's good with his hands.
How do you know? Dunno. I've heard.
Is he? Yeah.
Well, he's a brickie, ain't he? Spoke to him lately?
THEY CACKLE
Why do I feel like there's something on the end of your line?
He was on the phone, the weekend. Right.
He was out with his mates.
But he's sweet, and you get on, don't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, you ain't going down that road.
Oh, really? Come off it. Please.
I ain't said nothing.
# Follow your heart Wherever it takes you... #
How stunning is that view, though? Look.
Oh, there is a lake over there. There is a lake, yeah.
He's a bit erratic, isn't he?
He's just like his owner. Have you got control of him?
Course I do. He don't know where he's going.
I don't like the fact you're taking the piss out of my dog.
I don't like that, Becks. Ah, no, he's cute.
I don't even know if that's a dog. Course she's a dog.
It's like a rabbit or something. No, she's not. Look.
She's a lovely little girl.
# Life is a road
# Don't know what's along the way
# So drive safe... #
DOORBELL
He's here. Let me get him.
Joshy boy.
What has she got me doing?
Come in.
Saff's here. She's roped us in.
What is going on here? I'm so sorry.
Look. What have you got going on here?
I need you to help. What's all this about?
So, I... This is fun.
Looks it. Larose's homework.
I struggle, and you're good with your hands.
Right, well, I'm OK, yeah.
Josh, can you just open that glue for me?
That black bit has got to come out.
Right, but you are good with you hands, you do make houses,
so you must be able to make a model car for Larose.
That's your car so far? Right, so, that's my windscreen.
It looks a bit like a, what's it called, postbox, don't it? TV?
We ain't got a lot to work with.
She's brought square boxes for us. This is all we've got.
I feel like I'm back in primary school doing stuff like this.
I find it quite therapeutic. No, it is.
What have youse been up to, anyway? So, I went round Junaid's.
What's been going on with Junaid? He's getting on my nerves.
What, Junaid? Why? You're joking.
Do you know what it is with Junaid, right?
He's got a lovely side to him,
and I can really get on with him when we laugh.Yeah. Yeah.
And then he's got this other side... I just can't be around it.
Every time Elma comes into conversation,
he's very much like, "I can't stand her, I hate her, she's a snake."
And I'm like, "What's she done?"
Cos they've fallen out at the minute, ain't they?
Yeah, but that weren't that deep. No, they haven't.
They think that I'm backing Elma over them.
Right. And I'm like...
But you know what's right and wrong. What do you think?
Regardless if you're my friend or not,
I think you're being out of order about someone, I'll tell you.100%.
At the end of the day, they've come so far in the group with everyone.
That's my point. That's my point.
And I don't want... It's all gonna be undone.
Over nothing as well, really. Yeah.
Anyway, I have moved forward a bit with someone.
I popped to Harry's.
Yeah. How'd that go?
Do you know what? Surprisingly quite well.
Listen, I don't know if we'll be best of mates,
but it's got to a place where it's civil.
Well, that's all you needed, really. Yeah.
There wasn't a deep enough reason
to fall out with Harry, really, was there?Nah.
SQUEAK Sounded like a fart, didn't it?
Please don't ever fart in my company, by the way.
It gives me the ick. I don't fart. I don't.
You must fart. Nah, never.
Course you fart. You must fart.
Everyone farts, but don't fart in front of me, cos it makes me ill.
# Ooh, won't you take me where All the sunflowers are hiding... #
Joe, boy, what's happening at the Turkish the other day?
Cos it looked a bit like when Jonnie and Dani was kissing,
your face weren't really too over the moon.
Nah, you know what it is, right?
As his brother... Yeah.
..I'm gonna be more protective over the situation.
Such early doors, having these little, like, bickers
and stuff like that. Yeah.
And actually... Red flags.
I'm just gonna be like, "Look, I want you to be happy."
If it was any other bird, I'd be the same.
He'd be the same with me. Yeah, course.
Are you "telepathical" with him? Nah, I don't think tel...
I don't think twin telepathy is a thing.
No? No.
But, yeah, look, they're back on now, so I can't, like...
Yeah, you just got to let 'em crack on and see how it goes.
Yeah, I'm not gonna... keep going over it.
Look, I think she thinks I'm the brother in his ear,
like, "Blah, blah."
Yeah, but you're gonna be. Which is fair enough.
If it was the other way round, she'd be the same. Yeah, course, babe.
You're gonna defend, ain't you?
Like, where's his tail? Look, there you go.
Cut... No. Why has he not got a tail?
French bulldogs don't have a tail. They must have.
Look, that's his tail there, look. Little bit.
Oh, and you've had him castrated. What does that mean?
His balls chopped off.
Castrated means his balls are chopped off? I think so.
Yeah, cos he was off his nut, but he still ain't changed.
Oh, babe. Come here, Bert, yeah.
Let's put her down, look, let's introduce them, see if...
Oh, look, there's a little rabbit.
Look, Bert, who's this? It's Darling.
Come see Bertie, look. KISSES
Don't think he fancies her. Come on.
No? She not your cup of tea?
You're fussy, ain't you? Like me. Anyway... Yeah.
What's the...? Any gossip with you? What you been up to? Oh, God.
Harry and Elma are not speaking.
I don't think Elma wanted to make up with Harry,
and I don't think Harry wants to make up with Elma.
Yeah. So it's just making the group dynamic very, very awkward.
Is this all from Vietnam?
This is all from Vietnam, and possibly a bit before.
Yeah, yeah. And even at the Turkish the other day, like,
it was me, Liv, Harry and Amber sitting on a table,
and then Courtney, Elma and Dani.
Yeah. And, like, no-one's said hello, and it was just,
like, it was very, very awkward, and I hate that awkwardness.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying, you ain't really involved.
It's like me. Joe, I just don't get involved in it.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I hate drama.
I'm not that sort of girl, unfortunately.Yeah, yeah.
Especially when you're pals with all of them,
do you know what I mean? Yeah, course. It's awkward, babe.
# I'm on call Should you set yourself on fire... #
DOORBELL RINGS
DANI: Courtney! Hello!
You OK? Yeah, are you?
Shall I leave my shoes here, yeah? Cool. Won't you come in?
Don't judge the toes, girly.
I love yours. I feel like it is so homely here.
Do you think? Yeah.
That was my goal, is to be, like, a very homely home.
No, it is. It's like cosy vibes. You got massive strawberries.
Like, I love it. Yeah.
This is so distracting.
I can't believe he's your front screen.
I don't even have my boyfriend as my front screen.
To be fair, I don't know how it happened, I'm not gonna lie.
Who set that, him or you? I done it, but...
You're obsessed. No, but listen, shall I say why?
He posted me on his screen saver first,
and then I felt, like, obliged, you know?Oh, my God.
I feel like you... Are you stopped playing it down now?
Or, like, you're actually... it's actually it, a thing?
It is a thing. It is a thing. And he is cute.
Like, I do love being around him. I mean, he's my wallpaper.
That's boyfriend. That's boyfriend-coded.
That is quite serious.
I've got my dead dog as my back screen.
You're morbid. Dead dog? Bless Lily.
Aw. Aw.
But I've got an addiction. What's your addiction?
Can you be addicted to an app?
You can, cos I'm like it for a lot of my social media apps.
What are you addicted to? I'm obsessed with this AI app.
Oh, my God.Like, it's my doctor, it's my therapist,
it's my friend, it's my... it's everything.
Say, "Is it OK for a 20-year-old to date a 28-year-old?"
Can a 20-year-old boy date...
Date a 28-year-old woman? ..a 28-year-old woman?
Could you imagine it's like, "Wrong, wrong, wrong"?
An eight-year age gap between adults isn't unusual,
but the bigger thing is life stages.
What I wanted at 20 is completely different of what I want at 30.
I know, I know, but at the same time,
AI's saying it's absolutely normal.
That actually does make me feel better.
And if AI says it's fine, then it's fine.
Then it's fine. I just hope that your lives align.
Yeah.Like, I just hope you don't turn around in two years' time
and you're like, "I want that..." "I regret that time."
No, you'll never... never regret time with boys.
Are you joking? That's all I ever do.
No, it's all a learning curve,
because I have been in two really long relationships,
long-term relationships. Yeah.
And I spent my whole 20s with one person.
Yeah, you did. See, I find that scary.
But I don't regret it because I learnt so much from it.
You've learnt so much, yeah.
I saw Elma and Amber the other day.
How was that? It was nice.
And they're OK, aren't they? Yeah, yeah.
No, they're fine. They're fine. OK, good.
That's, like, my main thing,
cos obviously, them two are, like, my core best friends.
Yeah.And them two have known each other for years as well,
so I'm happy that they're fine.
But we was just saying, like, I just feel awkward around Beck and Liv.
Oh, really, is that still all going on?
I don't know why, though.
There is a vibe, though, because you've gotta think,
even, like, the other day when we was around everyone, like,
genuinely, for me, Becks was fine, but the only person that I felt
like a bit of tension with was maybe Livvy,
but it's strange because I thought everyone was OK,
but then she didn't even say hello.
So I'm confused. I don't know where everyone stands.
Yeah, no, Amber mentioned it. About what bit?
About Livvy. Right.
I think she was confused because you'd sorted things out
at the... Will's party. Yeah.
And then just stuff got brought up on social media.
But nothing that's not already been said, and, no...
And to be fair, nothing against Livvy.
It's just awkward. Like, it doesn't feel the same.
No.Like, obviously, Elma and Harry are...
That's dead in the water. Do you think they'll speak again?
I hope so.Like, I hope it hasn't gone deep enough for Elma
to, like, never speak to him again, because they were really close.
I think she's just still hurt. Oh, it's actually agg.
Yeah, just, I feel like all the friendships are just
all up in the air, and it... it's just weird.
Like, really weird. It's horrible.
# You don't gotta be so tough
# No, no, no, no, no. #
# The only way is up. #
# I don't care what they say
# I do what I want Call me crazy, yeah
# And I know it will stop one day
# But I wanna live young Till I'm pushing up daisies... #
It's not like your mam to be late. No, I know.
Because she's with my mam. Your whole family's late.
Yeah, of course. Your dad's late.
If you ain't careful, you might miss the birth of that child.
Never. That is one thing I will not miss.
Hopefully, he's not like me and loves a lie in.
Hopefully, he's ready to come. Nah.
Oh, there they are. Hold on.
Two extremely glamorous ladies. You ladies.
Hello, gorgeous. Mwah. Hello, Mamma.
You all right? Hello, Mammy Sammy.
Hello, baby daddy.
God, youse look so gorgeous. I'm in my nanna era.
# In my mind, I'm on fire
# Tryna touch the skyline... #
Aw, I love this place. Aw, how lovely.
Oh, I'm glad you're home. It's good to be back.
# Wanna live young Till I'm pushing up daisies... #
I've missed you so much, honestly. Missed you.
You can't understand how much I've missed you. Hi, baby.
SQUEALING
How are you? She's finally back. The Queen of Essex.
# In my mind, I'm on fire
# Tryna touch the skyline
# Cover up the wounds inside I feel like... #
So, how are you, anyway? Listen, it's all right.
Obviously, it's just hard. Mm.
I've just had enough of being a black cloud
around everyone, if I'm honest. I wanna be happy.
You're not, though. You're not like that. Yeah, I am.
You think you are, but you're not. Yeah.
I know, listen, it's, like...
It's the hardest thing I've ever navigated in my life.
It's just frustrating me. Of course.
But then when you think back from where you were sort of Sunday
to three weeks ago, and there's the difference in you now to then.
And then, you know, before that and before that,
it's such an amazing difference. Incredible, isn't it?
It's so hard cos you're in it. Mm.
Like, you're in it, and it just feels like you're just trapped
and you can't get out, and I honestly feel...
I feel for you, Jord, and I wish... Yeah.
I mean, all of us would love to just take it all away from you, and...
Of course. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, look.
Oh, look at the glass of wine.
Cheers. Thank you very much. Yeah.
Ah. Listen, we'll have a little cheers, yeah?
We'll have a cheers.
Of course. To you, Jordan, and how well you've done. Yeah.
Thank you. Honestly. Cheers to JB.
And to the GILFs. THEY LAUGH
No, I want you to look at you recovering more
from how amazing you've done. Mm.
I found that really hard to watch, videos of you from...
obviously, from the week after when you were doing something.
To look at you then, and I thought you did...
looked amazing then.
Well, actually, you didn't.
And now... No, you look better now.
I look at you and how gradually and slowly that recovery
is happening, I want you to sort of really look back at those things.
You're doing so well, and we all see that.Yeah.
And I know you wanna be amazing for the boy, and you are gonna be.
That is exactly what is gonna happen.
# I think I might wanna be her
# Obsessed, step on my neck, yeah Car wreck... #
I do feel good to be back and reunited together.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
I feel like when Amy's not around, it's like my, like, left arm's gone.
Like me and her. You were saying.
I've really missed you all.
Shall we cheers? Shall we do a cheers?
Oh, my God, guys, it was like... Oh, my gosh.
CHEERING
Amy's back, and she's a married woman.
Oh, my God. How mad.
Sorry, I've not seen you since the wedding.
How was it? Just insane? It was so lovely, weren't it?
Oh, my God, it was so special.
From the start to finish, it was just so special.
I was so nervous, though, like...
Was you? I'm not a nervous person.
No. That's a... the biggest day of your life, though,
getting married, I'd say, so I think I'd be nervous as well.
I feel like you'd fall down the aisle.
Yeah, I definitely would. Harry was so emotional.
Oh, my God.
Like, literally, he saw me, burst out crying.
And then I cried. We had a cuddle together, didn't we?
Ah, don't. That's so lovely.
After that, everyone was like, "Who's wedding was it,
"you and Bill's or you and Harry's?"
Because we had loads of pictures. Aw, look, he's welling up. Aw!
Cos it was just such a lovely day.
And do you know, like, you... I do...
I think when you see someone that's so special to you
and they go through that and they have that moment,
it is, like, overwhelming, even for us.
Honestly, girls, it was such a lovely day,
and I just can't believe I'm married.
I physically can't believe it. Mrs Delbosq.
So, technically, I'm Amy Delbosq, wait for it, Childs.
I feel like you can't get rid of the Childs cos it's iconic.
I don't think you could get rid of it.
Number one wedding is done.
Now it's number two wedding. Ooh.
I think the next wedding is the wedding
that everyone thought you was gonna have.Yeah.
The big. This is, like, the showstopper.
This is Amy Childs getting married. Grand finale.
Four dresses. Yeah.
I want it to be so amazing, so extra,
so over the top, like...
the wedding I need to have. Of course.
# Little Miss Cute Little Miss, oof, with the attitude
# Little Miss Nice But I might bite, don't try
# I got a million moods... #
What do you wanna be called? I think I'll be Nanny Sammy.
Nanny Sammy. Everyone's always called me Sammy.
All the kids have always called me Sammy, yeah. Nanny Sammy.
What do you wanna be? What do you want?
You like Noony, don't you? You like Noony.
I do like Noony, yeah. Nanny Sammy and Nana Noony.
Cos Eunice. Nana Noony. You were always Noony.
Young sisters used to say Noony
cos they couldn't say Eunice, so it stuck.
Nana Noony, Nanna Sammy.
So excited. So proud as well.
I think youse are both made to be grandparents.Yeah.
When me and Jordan talk about the difference...
So, Sam's... SOPHIE LAUGHS
Sam's gonna be the one that, like...
You're the strict one. Yeah? You're the strict one.
And I'm gonna be the scatty one.
They'll come to you cos they can get away with murder.
Yeah, when they know they've been naughty
and we're gonna tell him off, he's gonna come to you.
And I'll be laughing when he swears.
The home stretch now.
How quick has it gone, though? Yeah, I mean...
Don't say that to her, Sam. She goes mad.
The last bit has. This bit has. Yeah.
Yeah. I think that was considering under the circ...
like, because of the circumstances, really.
No, I know.
That's one thing - it did make time pass very quick.
I do feel like I've taken a little bit of that away from you,
which I really hate, so... No!
You've just did pregnancy so well, haven't you? Oh, I don't...
Listen, I've had a really good pregnancy.
I'm very, very grateful for that. You are.
There's been, touch wood, no complications.
We've really did well. I've been healthy.
The baby's been healthy. It's just I have struggled.
I also think where we've went for it for so long... I know.
Naturally, Soph's worry's always been when we first fell pregnant,
"Can my body hold the baby?" Yeah.
Through all of that with the fertility troubles
that we had for so long.
Come here. We did it. I know, I know.Aw.
Cheers to you two. Come on, cheers. Ah.
Aw, I love it. Isn't it incredible?
I know. How exciting. I know.
The next chapter's about to begin.
# I'll be your angel
# There's nothing I wouldn't do
# Cards on my table... #
You've obviously heard Harry's problems with Elma.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't told you too much.
We went to a Turkish the other day. Everyone was there. Mm.
I walked over and said hello to Elm, didn't I?
I got a bit of a frosty response. You said she was frosty.
She didn't say hello to you. Yeah, but in respect,
I didn't say hello to her. No, I know.
And then the girls basically went and sat at a different table
with Dani and Courtney and Elma.
They basically sat on a different table.
So I just feel like the dynamics have just changed.
Yeah, such a big divide. Yeah. Yeah.
Obviously, me and Elma have known each other for years.
We're usually on the phone four hours a day,
telling the ins and outs of each other's lives.
Obviously, since that Vietnam trip, we haven't been doing that as much,
which is sad, but also, in the same breath,
where I've seen certain characteristics in her personality
that don't really align with mine,
I don't really wanna be running my mouth too much.
I don't really wanna be telling you the ins and outs of my business
and what's going on with me because I don't one million percent believe
that it just stays within us.
Just think, like, you should squash it.
Do you know what is quite telling? And I feel like...
I feel like I've got too many conversations to have.
I don't wanna have all these convos.
I've now got to talk to Dani fucking Imbert and all.
So, at your brother's party,
I went and spoke to Dani, and we squashed it.
You was there, we had a kiss,
we had a tequila, we had a hug, we had a laugh.
Got over all that silly little row that me and her had,
and then since then, obviously...
Babe, I've seen her, she's doing too much on social media.
Like, way too much, basically "antagognising" me.
But, listen, I'm a big girl, but in the same breath,
have a fucking day of.
She went about it wrong. It's another thing.
So, even at the Turkish, I can't even look at her, babe,
because I need to have a conversation.
I didn't want it to get like this, but she's making me now think,
"Do you know what? Go fuck yourself."
Wanna come for me, it's half...
No, but it's doing my nut now. Sorry.
It's a lot to keep up with, isn't it?
Well, talking about moving on,
I think this is gonna make you really happy.
What? Saffron come round.
Oh, my God, how lovely. Oh, yeah.
She brought a bottle of prosecco to the penthouse.Yeah.
I think we needed to have that conversation, me and her,
cos I think I have been feeling a certain type of way to her.
She's been feeling a certain type of way to me.
And at the end of the day, like,
we both do look at each other with a lot of love.
Drives me up the wall sometimes, but there is love there.
And I really, really appreciate that she come round.
She brought me a prosecco, my favourite thing in the world,
and said, "Listen, let's have a chat."
She had heard that I said something
along the lines of, "I don't like her."
I'll just put my hands up and just own it.
I can't remember it, but I probably, in the heat of the moment,
have said something along them lines cos she's probably pissed me off.
I said, "I don't know how you feel towards me.
"One minute, you're screaming at me,
"the next, you're at the bar going, 'Harry.' "
All like that, so, like I felt that she's been off with me.
She's felt I've been off with her.
But really, we do have a lot of love for each other, so...
Oh, you're not now, then. Harry, listen.
That's good. I think with you and Saff, though,
that enough's enough now.
No more rowing.
Babes, it is Essex, though, darling. Know what I mean?
You dunno what's gonna happen tomorrow.
Can we have two pedicures, please? Of course, yeah.
If you'd like to follow me. I'm taking his virginity.
I really wanna propose to Joe,
and I'd love your blessing.
Get in! This is what you want. You're feeling left out.
Can I get in the middle?
I feel like I'm at one with nature. You look beautiful.
Oh, Soph! Thank you.
You look like Cleopatra.
You're the best thing that ever, ever, ever happened to me.
Don't.
Amber said that there was more to it.
There was a comment I apparently said
when we was in Vietnam that bothered you.
Yeah, I just found that quite muggy. Fucking hell.
I wanna propose to Jodie. Stop! Fuck off.
Are you having a laugh? No.
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