# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now
# Woo-ooh, woo-hoo-ooh. #
# Keep your friends close But your enemies closer
# Come and play I never lose control... #
I don't agree with his morals. Yeah, but can I just say something?
Like, I'm not gonna sit here and have any, like, Freddie slander.
Listen, he crossed a line with me.
Why are you so offended? He called me a slag.
I've got a daughter. That's not OK. I get that.
At the end of the day, I'm gonna say whatever I want to say, babe.
That's fine. I'm just saying... I know it's fine,
cos I'm always gonna say what I wanna say. No, but...
Do I hear my name?
I feel like if there's something to say,
people need to air it out now.
Elma, at the end of the day,
I've also got the needle with you because... Why now?
Get out her arse, Elma. No, I'm...
Get out her arse. Whose arse?!
Who are you talking to?
I'm speaking to you, not Deirdre down the road.
I'm speaking to you!
Are you joking?!
Freddie! Shut up!
Don't tell me to shut up.
Shut up! You shut up! You shut up!
# I've got you now
# In the palm of my hand... #
Listen, can I come over? Yeah, come over.
I don't know if I wanna speak to you, to be honest.
We're talking about you, not to you.
I've not shown you messages in a group chat. No.
Where's this coming from? Amy has...
Oh, my God, I'm gonna go mental.
I've not said that. Amy has said to me,
so you could understand why I'm so upset.
Of course. I wish you'd just messaged me.
Because why would I message you when I'm thinking you've thrown me
under the bus so actively? I haven't.
You haven't, we've cleared that up, but someone is lying.
# I've got you now
# In the palm of my hand... #
You was a shit friend to Chloe!
And you've been a shit friend to Elma!
No, I haven't! Yes, you have!
Judge Amber Turner and her jury.
You've got a protege over there. Shh! Come on.
Oh, you've done the shush. Yes! Shh!
Oh, no, not the shush.
You're literally so boring, I can't even listen to you "muh" any more.
Where is your protege? Boring.
Where's your protege? Boring. Boring.
# I'll take you down
# And I'd do it again
# You know I'd do it again. #
Oh, I love that texture. It's looking good, though.
This was all floorboards. Yeah, I know. Can you believe it?
No, I know, like, this is the newest bit, now it's all coming together.
The carpet's the best bit. It's made it look so much better.
We've got a baby coming, Jord, in four weeks' time.I know.
There's so much to do. Do you know what's mad?
Is sitting in here now,
feeling... I'm not, and obviously nowhere near a hundred percent,
but feeling as healthy as I do now... Mm.
..compared to what's been going on. I know, yeah.
Obviously, when they came in and they tell you
that I've got meningoencephalitis, which is viral meningitis
and encephalitis together,
like both viruses together at the same time. I know, yeah.
It's just awful. It's mad.
Well, there was a point where this room was, like, nothing.
You were in hospital.
I was literally living there, basically, with you
in the hospital for like, what, six weeks?
When I think about things and I really deep it,
it breaks my heart that there was, like, a month of you
standing in here on your own, without me... I'm all right.
..not knowing whether I was gonna come back here or not. Yeah.
Well, that is, like, a really hard thing to even think about.
I feel like... I don't know, things are hitting different.
We are so excited to meet our little boy.
Yeah, it's everything we've ever wanted.
But everything has become that bit more...
I thought it was impossible. Like sprinkle.
But more precious, more special, there's more love.
I never thought I could love you any more. I know.
I kept saying, I didn't think I could love someone so much.
Yeah. But when you have a moment of your partner might not make it...
It's really hard for that to come out my mouth.Yeah, I know.
But honestly, Jord, like, I hate bringing it up to you
cos it's not nice for you to hear. No, I know, but it, I...
I want it all done and spoken about... Yeah, of course.
..before our baby boy gets here, because, listen,
there is only one thing that kept me going the whole time
and stay positive.
It was... Obviously, all of you lot,
but the one thing I thought, "I need to get home for
"and be strong for," is... That's all you kept saying. I know.
I can't even say it, but it's him. Aw.
And I just cannot wait to meet him. I know.
I think that's actually what got you better quicker and stronger.
Because you know people are in a coma with things like that...
Mine was in the top one percent of worse cases
my doctor's ever seen. It was really bad.
And I've come out of it, luckily, I...
Listen, I'm still struggling with my brain,
with the chronic fatigue and the crashes.
I've still got little minor headaches,
I've still got the twitches a little bit in my right eye,
I've got a limp, so that, naturally, is on my mind.
I am anxious. Of course.
But listen... And then, hopefully...
I've got this far, yeah? You're doing amazing.
Give me a kiss. I'm so proud of you.
Oh, we're so unable.
I've got a dodgy leg, you've got a big bump.
Good job... Good job I'm double jointed. I can open my legs wide.
I... But, listen, because -
I apologise for being in hospital for so long -
this is long awaited. You selfish bastard (!)
I know, tell me... What is going on? So...
Baby's first outfit. Baby's first outfit.
I would pick this. Jordan.
J... I want him to dress like me.
He can't come home from the hospital in a beer-garden outfit.
You're a special little boy.
Right, so, a coming-home outfit has got to be
something with maybe "Baby Brook" on.
Ah, Father's Day. My first Father's Day's gonna be just as he's born.
Don't, cos I'm gonna cry my eyes out. Oh, my God. Oh, don't.
We need to put the cot up, you know, as well.
It's fine. You look beautiful.
You really do look amazing, by the way. Thank you so much.
Can I see the baby? Well, yeah, in three weeks.
Come on, show me what he's doing in there. He's just...
Whoa! Eurgh. Why did it do that?
Come here. Don't press too hard, I'll have a wee.
I love you so much.
We love you, baby.
Daddy's here, boy, and he's strong.
Ah.
Oh. Thank you. I love you.
I love you so much.
Thank you.Could I have a tea, please? Yeah, of course.
Could I get a lemonade, please? Thank you.Yeah, of course.
When life gives you "lemond"... You make lemonade, don't you?
Lemon. Yeah. Yeah. That's the saying, innit?
What is it? "Champagne lifestyle, lemonade money".
Nah, I thought it was "Champagne lifestyle, Prosecco pockets".
That's the thing, innit? Oi, man, I'm clued up, in't I?
Woohoo! Whoo!
Oh, no, not that. No, what, you dabbing me up, in't you? Come on.
The barbecue's leaking. What juice is that?
Right, open it. Look, it's all cook...
HE GASPS Fuck me.
BOTH LAUGH
No, I've just got a blow-dry.
Tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be... BOTH LAUGH
Ooh! THEY LAUGH
I just tripped over my own foot. Oh, Elm! Honestly.
Hi. How you getting on? Hello. Lovely to see you.
What's happening? You all right? Yeah, good thank you.
I obviously didn't get the memo for the outfit.
So sad about this. Hello. No, nor did he. Hello.
Wait, where are you sitting? There.
Perfect. Hello! Hello.
How is everyone? Oh, yeah, amazing. Doing all right.
Lovely to see you all. I'm stuck. I'm...
What do you think of him today? The hair's so curly. It's great.
I know. It's got longer since I last see you.
I was gonna say, your eyes looks very blue today.I know.
Been back out, in't I? They're green actually.
Oh, are they? Yeah. Come on.
ELMA LAUGHS
That hurt. Did it? Sorry.
Please don't keep spudding me. I'm not a spudder.
That... Yeah, you've... That'll be nice.
Aw, how romantic for me today.
That is lovely. My boy.
Look at his curls. Oh!
Oh, I love him so much.
You can plait his hair next.
I'll come for lunch every week with youse.
I'm having a great time over here. Ah, my little Joshy.
Oh, I'm so glad. Oh, so, tomorrow's gonna be fun.
Oh, yeah, you coming the Turkish? I am. Yeah.
It could be interesting, couldn't it? Bongos, baklava.
You've sold it to me. I'm there. Mixed shish.
Little bit of chicken and rice for youse.
Everyone you wanna see in one place. Hundred percent.
What can go wrong?
Could all go wrong. What CAN go wrong?
I'll be honest, I'm still confused about all the friendship groups.
The only people I see is the gym. Oh, and padel, and the padel court.
Oh, yeah, but you're good at that.
No, we did see people, obviously,
at Sophie's baby shower, though, didn't we?Oh, yeah.
The baby shower was very interesting, actually. Really?
Well, Harry, you see him there.
It was fine. Yeah, it was fine for me.
I just don't acknowledge him. How are you feeling about it?
If anything, I feel...
Obviously, more things have come to light now,
so I think the way it all was is even more shocking
than what I thought it was.
What do you mean by that, though?
Just... Just the way, for me, that whole thing
of it was, "Elma's running everything back,
"Elma's running everything back..." Yeah.
..was instigated solely from Harry. Yeah.
And Joe and Junaid, I'll be honest with you, Elm,
I don't know what their problem is with you.
I'm baffled by that. It's... Your name...
No, we've got to laugh about it,
cos I ain't doing a whole 'nother four months of sobbing my...
I'm not, I'm not crying. No, it's funny,
but, like, I will ask Junaid when I see him, what... why is he...?
I wanna know why I'm so nasty. Mm.
I didn't jump in bed with my best friend's fella,
at the end of the day. I'm not nasty.
Like, there's levels to being called nasty.
"Nasty, nasty bitch". Yeah.
Oh, was it "bitch"? Yeah. Who said that?
Junaid. Junaid. You're lying?!
"Nasty, nasty bitch", yeah.
What have I done that makes me a nasty, nasty bitch?
There is many things that I can say
that Joe and Junaid collectively have done, and separately,
and I wouldn't say that they're nasty bitch...
Actually, I probably would.
But I actually wouldn't put myself on the same calibre.
But you know the social media stuff
the other day when you tried to say,
"Look, I'm gonna clear this up, dah, dah, dah"?
I didn't say nothing nasty. What was their responses, though?
I got called mole and a grass.
Got called a... Again, it just got very, very spiteful.
I don't want... There's no point getting into it.
It's very good for me, though,
cos if anything ever happens, I'm just gonna blame it on you.
That's what I do! Do not do that.
That's what I do.
Thank you so much, Elma, for telling me all this
cos, listen, you're now my scapegoat.
No, I would be really upset.
No, I wouldn't. It's always Elma's fault.
I say it all the time. It is.
# Should've told you I could see this
# See this comin'
# Like I'm looking Right into a crystal ball
# When I fall in love It's with misfortune
# Lord, I wish I wasn't Mr Know-It-All... #
LIVVY: Oh, my God, I'm so excited to see the girls.
Do you know what? I'm just excited
that we're all back in Essex and reunited.
Oh, my God, I know.
And we're in the penthouse, baby. In the penthouse, babe.
I'm worried about this barbecue, though, I'm not gonna lie.
Don't.Cos I feel like if the... What about the food?
Like... Food poisoning?
Yeah, but what is it, they can get salmonella?
Sam AND Ella. Yeah.
Oh, we know an Ella, we don't know a Sam.
DOORBELL BUZZES
I think the door's there.
You've had them waiting a bit fucking long.
Fucking hell, Harry. Right, let me go get the girls.
Hi! Hey, my prince in pink!
Oh! Welcome, welcome! I love this.
Oh, my God! I think I'm gonna need to borrow this outfit.
Hello! Oh, she's gonna be over the moon.
Oh, mwah! Welcome, welcome. I love it!
Welcome to the penthouse. US ACCENT: Oh, my God!
It's my girls! Livvy's here, look.
Hi. Hi!
My baby!
I've not seen her in months. Sorry. I love you.
Come and see the pooch. Love you. Babe!
LIVVY GASPS
Babe! Come to Mama! She's shaking.
LIVVY INHALES SHARPLY Who is it?
No cuddle for your sister, but cuddles for your dog.
Sorry. I love you. Oh, the baby's here.
Oh, cheers. Thank you, thank you. Chin-chin. Sit wherever.
Aw. I surprised you.
I weren't expecting. Aw!
She's here. Do you know what?
I feel like, what a nice surprise. I know.
Darling! H, it is so lovely in here.
You've not been here yet, have you? It's my first time.
It's Mum. Do you remember me, or are you fuming?
HARRY GASPS Oh, my God.
What? Babe, come and help me.
Oh, my God, what? No, help me.
Oh, no. The barbecue's on fire.
Oh, fuck. Jesus fucking Christ!
Oh, my God. Girls?
HARRY LAUGHS
I hope you like your meat extra well done.
Oh, my Christ.
Let me see. I should call... It's like a shit!
Oh, my God. Do you know, it was so burnt.
Well, I'm really sorry, girls, but I think it's...
Oh, my God. ..it's cheese and bread.
I don't mind them burnt. Oh, I love cheese.
Oh, your worst nightmare.
I don't like cheese. Amber's favourite.
Do you know what I'm gonna make you?
It's fine, we can have a liquid diet.
Yeah. Rose. Cheers.
When did I last see you, Ambs? Baby shower, weren't it?
Baby shower, yeah. Oh, we had fun, didn't we?
It was. I mean, we had a lot of fun.
It was good, weren't it? I'm gutted you weren't there.
It was good. I had FOMO.
How amazing did Sophie look? She was glowing.
It's like she had the sun coming out of her skin.
Her little bump. I'm just so over the moon for her.
And then little Jordan coming in, bless him.
When he turned up, I think he loved that moment.
Everyone cheered like, "Whoo!" He laps it up.
He still didn't look well, though. I... Listen.
Did you think? He looked better.
He did look better, but bless him, he still looked poorly.
I was in bits. I went to the hospital
to see Jordan, and it was so scary.
You know, going to a hospital is scary anyway. I hate hospitals.
But when you see one of your friends that are your age,
and they're in hospital with something so serious,
it really does make you think a lot about life.
Cos it was absolutely hell and horror, seeing him like that.
Poor Soph, the stress she must've gone through.
Being pregnant is stressful enough. She had a tough time being pregnant.
She's had it, she's been through it.
I feel like... Listen, they've got their luck.
Know what I mean? The baby's coming. So we've got to be positive.
Yeah. Yeah, so, how was the baby shower? Was it awkward?
Obviously, I've heard that you and Elma
didn't say hello to each other, which is bizarre.
Yeah. I didn't say hello to her, and she didn't say hello to me.
It was very mutual.
And do you know what it is? I feel like...
It's sad. It makes me feel really sad.
Because I honestly feel like this falling-out
has been such a massive unnecessary thing
and a miscommunication.
I never wanted to get to this place with Elma.
Like, I really, really didn't want it.
No, I know. But I feel like I was the one that kind of reached out,
like, a couple of times.
I know you have. Tried to make it right,
tried to brush it over and move it on.
And obviously, she hasn't took that. She don't want that.
She might just need a bit of time, maybe.
Maybe it's just for the best, and take a step back.
# You'll never let me down
# Stand by Stand by
# My side My side
# Tell me that You'll never let me down. #
# The only way is up. #
# Come find me I'm a little out of my mind
# Come find me Don't say good night... #
FREDDIE: Happy to be back in Brentwood, Dan.
Are you? Oh.
Nothing beats a bit of Essex air, I tell you that for nothing.
We'll see how you feel in, like, a week or two, Fred.
HE LAUGHS
What, stop using that as a mirror! Sorry, it's annoying!
Cos I'm freaking out that my hair is all flicky-uppy.
Babe, your new tongs have made your curls in your hair unbelievable,
so you don't need to keep checking them.OK.
And it only took you an extra 45 minutes to get ready today.
# Don't say good night... #
Let us in. Darling!
Hi. Come in!
You OK? Aw, it's so nice to see you.
And you. It's the start of summer!
Yay! Can I do a wee?
Oh, course you can.
# Come find me I'm a little out of my mind
# Come find me Don't say good night. #
We're home. We're home!
I'm so excited to be back. No, it is good to be back, Fred.
I feel like we've got so much to talk about.
Why do we always have so much to talk about?
It don't stop, does it, Dan?
Oh, stunning. Thank you so much. Oh! It's a lovely...
It's a lovely masterpiece here you've given us.
What about you, though? Any more, er, secret love interest?
Secret love interest? Secrets. You keep things a secret.
Not a secret to you - you knew everything.
Listen, I knew everything. To everyone else, yes.
You run away from Vietnam, I had no-one to cling on to, yeah?
Me and Jonnie naturally ended up getting close. We kissed.
You kissed. Then we continued to see each other.
Mm.But obviously, I think, we ended up kind of dating,
enjoying each other's company.
And I felt like it went really lovely,
and it was, like, quite light-hearted and nice
and enjoyable at the beginning,
and then you kind of see how it ended up. Mm.
We were arguing every day, sometimes three times a day.
And I'm not being funny, I had only known this boy
for, like, a month or two months, so...
But what was the substance to the arguments?
Just little things that I felt like we didn't need to be rowing about.
Like... he was moaning about me liking boys' pictures.
Which, again, like, it was just a bit confusing
cos you can't really be pulling me up
for things that you're doing yourself.
Cos it feels like double standards. Yeah.
I mean, yes, he was saying everything a girl wants to hear,
but his actions were very different.
Like, obviously, you can't be flirting with someone
and call it work and think I'm just gonna be there
and be like, "Yeah, that's absolutely fine."
So I just wanted to remove myself from that situation,
let him do him and us just go our separate ways.
Obviously, naturally, over time...
I think, what, it had been, like, five, six weeks I hadn't seen him.
I did do a classic Dani and go out,
have a few wines, call him,
"Miss you, what you been up to?" All that.
And, yeah, we've kind of been texting again ever since.
But as much as I missed him,
and, like, speaking to him again is lovely,
at the same time, I'm not having everything that I had before.
So I do feel like we need to have just, like, an honest conversation.
It's a bit overdue, really. Yeah.
What has been going on with you?
It's all been mental, innit?
Obviously, me taking a break from Essex
was definitely something I needed to do.
A hundred percent. And I've been on tour.
I've been to so many European countries, it's a joke.
Yeah, you have. But, no, on a serious note,
I feel like... Feel better from it all now?
Yeah, I feel happier. Yeah.
And I feel like I was really caught up
in a lot of drama in Vietnam,
and I think me taking a step back,
I've really found what makes me happy again.
Mm-hm. And it turned out 28 degrees heat and a mocktail does wonders.
He's healing. He's healing.
No, I feel like you needed it. I feel like it was hard.
Like, being around everyone, there was so much drama.
I feel like half of us didn't even expect all the arguments to happen.
Sometimes you do just need
to remove yourself from the situation, breathe.
And, like, look, I feel like you're so much better now.
Yeah. I'll be honest as well.
Even with Ella -
like, she's never, ever gonna sit there and say,
and hold her hands up, and admit that what she said wasn't true.
Mm-hm. And I've had to find peace in that.
Yeah. And I'm just willing to, like, move forward.
So you feel like you can be, like, around her and that now?
I can be around her, definitely.
You're just not gonna be best mates. Nah.
# Here I come, here I go Time to switch the dial
# You've been letting my down Baby, now it's my go. #
DIAGS: This is like a little toy village.
I love it here. I feel like if we were to move somewhere,
this would be a really good place to live.
I know, you've mentioned it multiple, multiple times.
I'll be next to my gang. They've got a school for Bear.
If I'm moving all the way from all my family and friends,
taking Bear away from everyone, I should at least pick
where we get to live... Don't guilt...
..so I have support, and Junaid and Joe are perfect support for me.
Don't you dare use your son
as a guilt-tripping bargaining tool in this whole thing.
Do not you dare, cos you know how much I love that little man.
SHE LAUGHS
I think it's down here. Yeah, no, it is down here. Yeah.
Right, I'll pull into here.
OK, well, I love you. Love you.
Enjoy the food. Enjoy the barbecue food.
I'll miss you.
OK, I'll ring you. Are you gonna pick me up?
SIGHS: Yes.
Love you. No, I love you.
TOOTS HORN
DOORBELL RINGS
Girlie! SQUEALS:Hi!
Ah, I've missed you so much. Come in, everyone's here. Come in!
# I'm not one to start up a rumour I just base the news
# Off all the things That you've told me... #
Cheers, girlies!
ALL:Cheers. Yay!
First barbecue in the garden. Yay!
How nice, a little BBQ in the garden.
With the gang-gang. ELLA:Love a barbie.
Reunited! What does BBQ stand for?
BOTH: Barbecue. Oh, I know that, but what...?
It don't. Yeah, what is it?
Well, a barbecue isn't "BBQ", is it? JUNAID:It is.
Bar-B-Q. Bar-B...
Bar-B-Q, yeah. It must stand for something, no?
Barbecue. No. Barbecue.
Any goss? Go on.
We're hopefully gonna buy a house.
Whoo! What, this one? Oh, what?
Not this one. We're gonna... Come back to Chigwell?
..probably stay here a bit longer. LAUGHTER
We ain't going back to Chigwell. This is too far.
No, I've just tried to persuade James to move here,
so you can't move! Yay!
In this estate. We're gonna stay in this area.
OK. In this area, but we just wanna buy it.
We want it to be our house now. Yeah.
Having this house for a whole year
has really proved to us, like, we can live together!
But... I'm not sure.
Why are you not sure? There's no rush. Don't need to rush.
What do you mean? Rush what?
It's not even two years, up to two years.
Take it slow. When you buy a house, that is a huge commitment.
It's a lot of money, and if it doesn't work out,
which it will... LAUGHTER
Right? It's the pressure.
But the thing is... You've got a house together.
It's not as easy as that. Anyhoo!
I'm not being negative. Very positive of you, Lauren (!)
Negativity over here. Fucking 'ell.
Yeah. Yeah, love that.
Love the positivity, Lauren. What's going on in your world?
Listen, I'm just being a big sister,
and I'll support you whatever you do.
No, of course. But I'm happy for you.
No, thank you, angel.
Ella, you look really happy at the minute.
Thanks, guys. No, you do.
I am. What it is, you're surrounded by people that love you.
You're surrounded by people that make you happy.Yeah, I am.
I dunno, I feel like I've cut a lot of outside noise out. Yeah.
As much as it was upsetting at the time,
it needed to happen for me to grow as a person.
Yeah. Everything happens for a reason.
It makes you the person you're meant to be.
People come into your life as well for a reason.
And not to, like, bring up old wounds,
but, like, your and Freddie's friendship
was supposed to... it happened for a purpose,
and maybe that purpose was so you could be who you are today.
Yeah. So, El, what has actually gone on with you and Dani?
I don't understand it.
Well, it's a lot to get your head around, I'll be honest,
cos I'm a bit confused myself.
Like, there's been a lot of indirects on social media
that I can't help but think it's me.
And like she says, if the shoe fits, wear it.
So I will, I'll wear them every fucking day if I've got to.
And again, like, she's been putting herself around a lot of people
that don't really speak very highly of me or like me at all.
I feel like she's very quick
to defend how Freddie is as a person.
She doesn't know Fred. She's known Freddie for a year.
I know Freddie. And I'll be honest with you -
I will never turn no-one's mind on him,
but a lot of people are being very blindsided
on what he is as a person.
And I'm finding it very, very hard to bite my tongue
and not come out with certain things, again.
But I'm trying to learn from my last mistake not to do that.
You've got good people around you, and sometimes in life,
friendships aren't just meant to be.
That's not a reflection on you as a person.
Because the three of us -
obviously, we've got our little group chat,
and we speak every day.
I'm not in this group chat. Babe, I'll invite you in.
Cos we're in a few. That's the only one I'm not in.
I know, but every group chat we seem to get into all goes downhill.
I know. Oh, no, it won't.
The group chat that we had... We had the twins in a group chat,
we had Dani in one, you were in one.
Was you in it? Saffron in one.
JODIE:No. What group chat's this?
Right? What?! So, basically...
I've got the over-30s one. But this was ages ago.
Saff, Amy and Sophie. Saff, Amy and who?
Saff, Amy, Sophie and Elma, and me. Why is Elma in it?
Love Elma. Oh, get out of her arse.
I love Elma. Why? Just do.
Even after the social media stuff that she put up about me and Joe?
We haven't really spoke about it. I don't get what's going on.
She's been talking a lot.
And I'm not taking sides, I'm just trying to... Yeah.
This Turkish tomorrow's gonna be so fun!
Oh, I'm not coming! What do you mean, you're not coming?
I'm coming, course I am. We need you! Can't wait.
Lauren, we need you there. I'll be like, "Listen."
Don't let the team down, please.
You need to start on Elma, Freddie...
I'm not starting on any of them. I'll tell you all off together.
No, Lauren. I'm excited.
It's gonna be fun. We've got each other.
I'm gonna have the best time. Yeah.
It's fine. It's gonna be good. It'll be fine. What are we wearing?
Let them bring the beef to our table.
Exactly that. Tables?
Don't take it to theirs, let them bring it to ours.
You better be with us. Happy people ain't hating.
Happy people ain't hating. Whoo!
# She's my cherry bomb
# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh. #
# The only way is up. #
# You get me high From the look in your eyes
# Would you be mine If the feeling's right?
# Be mine
# Cos you're just my type
# Would you be mine? Would you call my line?
# I got all these heartstrings That need playing... #
Are you ready for your night out, boys?
Are you excited? So excited!You ain't ready for it.
There's gonna be everyone here, so how are you feeling?
Feel all right about it. Oh, I love it in here.
# You get me high From the look in your eyes
# Would you be mine If the feeling's right?
# Be mine... #
Oh, my God, this is so nice! Isn't it?
How nice is this?
# Would you be mine...? #
Saffy!
Hello, boys. Hi, girly. You all right, Josh?
# Would you be mine...? #
ALL CHEER
It's my guy, it's my guy!
BECKS: Oi, oi, saveloy. Aye, aye, come on, girls.
All right, Bill? CHUCKLING
I feel a bit sick. You always do.
Hello! Hey! You OK?
ELLA:Why so near?
Do you get on with them?
Fuck knows. I think so. Yeah.
I just find it so weird that we're not all together.
I just feel like I'm the guilty... Cos I feel like,
if it wasn't for mine and Elma's sitch,
we'd all be sitting together.
No, don't feel guilty.
And I honestly don't want, like, to separate youse
and make youse feel like you can't go there and go there.
It is what it is. Like, youse will talk.
I'm hoping youse will sort it out. I feel like life's too short.
# Cos you're just my type
# Would you be mine...? #
Hi! Hello!
MIMICKING:"Hi!"
Fashionably late. Sorry. Always.
Terrible timing. Corset looks great.
Who got you that? Corset's tight.
Jonnie did. LAUGHS
Dani's here - look.
Did you know she was here?
Do you play it hard to get, or...? Hard to get, hard to get.
Do you wait for her to come over? Hey, tranquilo.
"Tanquilo", "tanquilo". Losiento. Por favor.
# You get me high From the look in your eyes
# Would you be mine If the feeling's right?
# Be mine... #
Everyone's here, look. This is a lot, man.Oh.
Hi, everyone. ALL CHEER
WHOOPING, APPLAUSE
Hello, everyone. I've gone shy.
Darling! Hello.
You all right? Aw!
Sexy mama!
I feel like I've just walked in on my wedding day.
LAUGHTER
Aw, bless, they're glowing.
# Cos you're just my type
# Would you be mine...? #
All right, lads?
Here he is! Come on. Oh!
How are we? Nice to see you.
You all right? Still got the limp?
I've got a limp, and not one of youse has got up.
Come here. Come over here. You're a liberty.
You're an absolute liberty! I will get up. I will get up.
Arr! Me matey! DIAGS LAUGHS
Liberty. Come here, you.
Mwah! You OK?
Yeah, not bad. How you feeling?
Yeah, still just a bit... Like, I'm all right.
It's nice to be out. I feel nervous, like...
Is this the first time you've been out?
..anxious. Yeah, like... But where's Edgar?
He's in Ibiza. I know I can't drink, lads, but...
Del Boy, don't make me feel like a child.
Listen, I didn't know how you are now.
Your brain injury might have changed you as a person,
so you just don't know. No.
Do you like straws now? Do you not? Yeah, I know.
Soph, I can't believe you've got four weeks left.
Can you believe it? She's got three.
I think it's three-and-a-half, four cos of the C-section.
Are you having a C-section? Mm, elective.
What's "elective"? You choose to have it. I loved...
Do you know how empowering it was pushing out the puss?
Yeah, but you were 20 years old.
I'm 16 years older than what you were.
Babe, I've got a video of it on my phone and everything.
What about the vagina now? Fab.
Really? Don't get me wrong - the day after having him,
I went in my dressing room and put my legs up in the air like this.
Did you? And, babe, it was like that.
What? It was like a gaping hole.
Oh, really? Did you panic? And I thought...
Babe, it was like a black hole, like a sausage down an alleyway.
I thought, "Oh, my God."
See... no. But then it goes back. Whereas now, now it's, like, tiny.
Yeah, but you did it young.
As women, like, we just have to get up and crack on.
You're lucky you ain't crumbled. I know.
Like, what he's gone through. You're amazing.
And seeing him today, just... he looks amazing.
I know you girls have been... Aw, are you getting upset?
Cos it's sad, obviously.
We were going... The Maldives was booked -
not that it matters. Aw, babymoon.
But I had maternity shoots, 3D scans, we're doing the room up -
we were in the biggest bubble.
So, I went to the hospital days later,
and literally, like, looked at him on the bed,
and he can't even look at us in the eye.
And he was just like that, like asleep.
What, eyes shut? I was like, "Well, what do I do?"
He was non-verbal cos his brain was swelling at such a rapid rate,
so it was putting pressure on the brain and on his skull.
Oh, don't. So I'd just sit there
from 9am in the morning till, like, ten at night
cos I just wanted to be with him.
Like, I just wanted to be in his presence.
Don't cry.
You're amazing. You are actually amazing.
And I was just trying to stay so strong for, like...
You have been so strong. But you have.
I just didn't wanna break down in front of him,
and I'd get in the car at, like, ten o'clock at night,
in the car on my own, and I'd just, like, pray and pray and pray.
And I'd just be like, "I just hope he comes back."
Like, if anything happened... Yeah, but he has come back now.
I know, but... He has come back, and that's that baby.
You say that, though, but it's like... it's not the same.
Yeah, but he will be. I know, but, Soph...
He's not... He's not the same.
What, do you feel like he is...? He's got scarring on his brain.
Has he?
So, like, the front bit of his brain's scarred,
and, like, his moods'll be really up and down,
and he'll be really emotional, and he'll get quite forgetful.
Like, he's obviously got a limp now, so he can't really do much.
I can't even imagine or fathom how youse are both feeling.
Honestly. Do you know what? All this has made you stronger.
You was strong anyway. Yeah.
You're gonna get past it. Yeah, I know we will.
You know you will. You've got your baby.
Of course. You've got your fairy tale.
I know. Honestly, I don't think we would have got through it
without this little boy inside.
Of course. It's, like, makes it even.
That miracle. It's like...
I think that's what's kept him strong.
I know he has got this.
And so do you. So do you.
For the first time ever in my life,
I'm full of this, like, self-doubt in myself as a person.
I don't know... Obviously, I know where it's come from,
and I'm trying not to be too worried about it.
I just wanna remember, this is part of your recovery,
it's part of the injury, it ain't actually you.
It's like, I'm worried that I'm not gonna be strong enough for my boy.
I totally get it and understand you wanna be there for Sophie
and be ready for the baby to come
and be the dad you've always dreamed of being,
but you have to put yourself first.
Do not pressure yourself into getting better,
cos you don't wanna make yourself worse.
Listen, I'm... To be sat here now, every time I go somewhere
and I see people I haven't seen yet, it makes me...
You look like you got the colour back in your face, though.
But it does make me emotional.
But what you went through is the biggest...Still going through it.
Yeah, and you're still going through it,
but what you've gone through is one of the rarest things
to ever happen to someone, and you've gone through it,
and thank God you are here with us now,
because you couldn't have been.
To get a virus, a double virus. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean, what the fuck?
But, yeah, it's mad. It's a mad recovery, man.
Stop thinking of the negative now
cos you are getting better, you are on the mend.
I know, but we're... When you get fit,
when you get fit and healthy, you owe her big time.
I know, the good job about this bad leg,
I can't get down on one knee. Dodgy. LAUGHTER
But thank you all for being there for me, yeah.
Jord, any time, mate. I know you'd do the same.
And we'll always be here for you. You would be the same.
# If you look at her Consider bridges burned
# You could call it petty, but see If you want the position... #
Hey.
How are you, mate? It's been a while.
Good. It's good to see you. Hi.
Hey, guys. Yeah, hi, baby. Mwah.
Looking good, both of you. Looking smart, mate. So are youse.
Love the polka dots. Thank you. What do you love about this?
Love the pink. Really accentuates your... Yeah.
LAUGHTER Now that's inappropriate, innit?
# If you, if you, if you Want a position
# These are my Terms and conditions. #
Well, actually, can we get a selfie, please, with all the food?
He does this all the time.
Takes pictures of the food, takes pictures of himself.
Come here. Right, smile. Best friends forever.
Yeah.
Just make sure to crop yourself out.
No, I'll crop you out, angel. It's just me, Joe and Jonnie.
Listen. Can I eat the food in peace, please?
You can tell we're getting close
because you're taking the mick out of me every time I speak,
and I only let that happen to people that I really like.
So, what's the situation with you and Fred?
Me and Fred are fine...
and that's it, yeah. And you and Fred are not fine.
No.
What, you've not spoken to him since?
Erm, yeah, I did speak to him at that event we went to.
Yeah, yeah. They sort of drew a line under it at that thing.
From what I thought anyway.
Not from what I've seen bloody online,
there's no line drawn. Yeah, neither.
But do you know what I just don't like about the situation
is I don't like that the script is trying to be rewritten
in the way that he sees things.
I'm not playing into this.
You've told Elma something I don't think you should ever have told her,
but if we go back over that... Probably shouldn't of.
..it is gonna end up messier. Of course.
This was said about me. Yeah.
It's not really about you and Freddie, no disrespect.
I forgive you. I forgive Freddie.
But keep going on about it at each other, what's the point?
So then he needs to nip it in the bud because... But I did.
But, OK, so...
Because I'm not carrying it on. You're not, but...
I had an interview where I spoke about it and said my side,
which was fine. I never said anything different.
Then you sat on a podcast, you done the clothes and stuff.
I never said anything different to what Freddie already knew
because that was the versions of events of what happened.
It was then, but then you completely blew up the friendship.
Youse were getting somewhere, so keep going over things,
it's just winding someone up.
But Freddie's posted stuff on social media about Ella,
like, you need to tell your mate that as well.
I don't have a clue with that whole situation.
I think Saffron's coming at Ella a little bit
saying you're carrying it on, but...
Freddie's fuelling it by putting stuff on social media.
Freddie's just doing just as much. They're both as bad as each other.
I feel like I don't go out my way to be nasty to no-one.
Something come out of my mouth on the plane
that I will still stick by to this day that was an accident,
that should never have come out of my mouth, and I know that,
no-one needs to tell me that.
And it happened, what can I do about it? There's nothing I can do.
We've moved on from that.
It does sound bizarre.There's a lot more where it comes from, Saff.
It does sound bizarre.That ain't even the half of it, girl.
Ella, I don't know what you're trying to prove,
I don't care, you keep... This is where you keep goading people.
That's fine, but then don't back me into a corner
and blame me for something when I've held my hands up
and said I shouldn't have said it. I shouldn't have brought this up.
So I think we'll draw a line under it there. Awkward.
You're not gonna agree right now.
I don't wanna argue with you and I don't wanna fall out with you,
this is between me and Freddie.
No-one should have been brought into our fallout.
Yeah, but it can't keep continuing. It shouldn't of.
Do you get what I'm saying?
I think it will, there's still a lot of hurt.
It just needs to be stopped being fuelled by you, that's the thing,
because if you say he said more,
it's gonna get worse, that's what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, fine, Saff.
But you're not understanding that,
you're doing it to yourself and then getting upset.
Saffron. What am I getting upset about?
People saying you're a bad person. That's what you've all run with.
I haven't said that. I ain't allowed to do nothing.
Like, youse are all allowed to say what you think about me,
slag me off left, right and centre,
make me feel like shit when I'm in a group around youse all.
I get on with it. When the shoe's on the other foot,
I come back with something that's news to you...
Ella, I don't really know if you're imagining it.
..none of youse can take what I have to say.
What have I said about you?
It's like I'm such a bad person if I have an opinion on something.
That's how I feel. I don't feel like there's...
The line's... Let's draw the line there.
# Better leave it
# Just proceed, though
# And I will fight
# I stay undefeated. #
# The only way is up. #
# That-that-that That's what we do
# Oh
# I want you Oh, I
# I want you Oh. #
DRUMMING
Oh!
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, my God!
Whoa! Whoo!
Bongos! Again, again, again!
So good!
Mister Lover Boy. Ah.
How is your love life going? Oh, here we go.
Just because you're jealous.
Obviously, we hadn't spoke for a while. Yeah.
And, yeah, she reached out to me, and we've been speaking for about...
about a week, a week and a bit.
We've just been keeping it fresh,
and we're just enjoying talking to each other.
And when we see each other today and just talk about obviously
moving forward, how we go about things, just got to take my time.
Where do you want this to go with Dani?
Do you think you'll marry her? Marry? Joe!
No, but, no, but it's easy. The way I look at it,
what's the point of getting into a relationship... That is true.
Like of course, of course.
Why would I be with you if I don't see a future with you
and I'm gonna marry you? It's pointless.
No, I get that, but it's so early doors.
Is it, mate. It is early doors.
Listen, all I want from it is,
for now, is literally just to go in an upward direction.
There's no reason it shouldn't. No, yeah, exactly.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
And just see how it goes,
be honest with each other, talk about it, and...
Listen, if she steps one foot wrong again, mate...
LAUGHTER
# The way you understand me
# I want you just Just the way you are... #
Jordan is strong, do you know what I mean?
And he is a strong person.
I keep thinking, imagine this,
something fucking bad happened to him.
I know. I know, it's scary. I know.
That's why you've got to live your life like it's your last day, girls.
Mm. I do. Do all them things that you wanna do.
Jump out of an aeroplane. I really do.
That's a bit risky, but I would do that.
Swim with great white sharks, which I wanna do.
Why do you wanna swim with them?
I would love to. They're beautiful animals.
Oh, you are a sicko. Doctor Dolittle. Why?
What, do you think you'll swim up to them and say hello?
No, you push their nose away, and they will swim away.
Really? Promise you now.
I got force fed an olive yesterday. You got what?
Force fed an olive by Saff. Oh, no.
It's the first time I ever tried one.Oh, I love an olive.
I mean, I kind of expected it to taste a little bit like a grape,
but it didn't. Yeah, but that's good.
At least you enjoyed it. I'd have another one.
Yeah, great. It was all right.
I love them. Bit of an after taste.
I'm still 27 this year as well, do you know what I mean?
It doesn't make it any better, though,
you're dating someone eight years younger than you.
Elma done it. Yeah.
Elma done it. He acts older as well.
Yeah.Apart from the face that he doesn't know what a steak is.
He doesn't know what? He doesn't know what a steak is.
When have you had this conversation? In Vietnam.
Ah, I can't teach him that.
# The way you are
# Just the way you are. #
Hey.
Did you know this? What?
She's just, like, decided to drop bombs at the table.What?
The boys don't know what steak is.
They don't get steak. So they just order chicken.
Are they vegetarian? No.
She's making it into a big deal. It's a pretty big deal.
It's not a big deal but it is... It's a... They're young.
Yeah. Let's not remind me before I get a complex, OK.
How are you feeling?
About what part? Seeing him.
Erm, to be fair, like, nice to see him,
because I called him like a week ago and we've been texting since then,
so I think it's nice to finally see him.
When you see him, does it bring all them feelings back?
All them feelings.
Courtney wants you to admit you're in love,
but I know you're not in love.
I do like him.
Hi.
ALL: Hi. How are we?
Are you OK?
I wouldn't have done that. Nah.
I wouldn't have done that. I would never have done that.
Oh, look.
Is that Jonnie or is that Joe? I've never seen Jonnie.
So, that's Jonnie.
Is it all right if I could talk to Dani?
Absolutely. You have a little chat. Bye, darling. Where are youse going?
We'll just go by there.
Yeah, so really far. Right there, right next to us.
You OK? Ah.
All right? Hi, darling.
You OK? Yeah. That's nice.
Thanks. Do you recognise it? Yeah.
Where do you get that from? Where's your...
Are you wearing it?
Yeah. Aw.
Yeah. Well, show me it.
Yeah. Oh, see, it's nice.
That's nice. Thanks.
She really likes him, and I... I love a love story.
Why do you think she really likes him?
Because I just... Look at her.
She's... Look at her eyes. I know.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Good night, nice day?
Yeah. Youse look like youse were having a serious chat.
No, listen, I think we just talk about the whole situation with us.
Oh, what bad things were said? No, not bad things were said.
Listen, there's not...
We've been back speaking, so it's been nice, see what I mean.
I've been excited to see each other. Yeah.
Yeah, I... I'm fine, like, I'm excited to see you.
Yeah.
You reckon she can tell the difference
between twin one and twin two?
You think she fancies the other twin?
No. Course you do.
Course you would, they look exactly the same. No.
It's nice to see you again. Yeah.
But probably got to talk about...
What do you think we need to talk about, Jonnie?
Listen, I think we both know what we want moving forward,
but we just got to make sure we're both hundred percent going into that
and not having no... Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Listen, for me, like, I enjoyed your company at the time,
and we were spending loads of time together, and it was great.
Like, the only thing that I just think
that I didn't like, it was just the arguments.
I don't like arguing, you don't like arguing,
but it was come from that whole time
when you thought I was obviously flirting whatever. Thought!
No, listen, that will always be agree to disagree.
No, it won't. You apologised. I did apologise.
And you owned that.
I apologised for it, but that's what I mean, I did apologise for it
cos I know it upset you, and I wouldn't wanna upset you regardless.
Yeah, and don't... Yeah, but don't backtrack.
You know that you was flirting.
All right, and it was... it was early on.
It was just because it was so in my face.Yeah, listen, I know.
That I had the problem with, but...
But that initial first time I did,
we'd spoke about it and I thought it was...
we was gonna move on from it.
But we was ducking everything and realistically you never did,
you never got over it. No, because I just can't, yeah.
And for me I thought it was over
cos we was still seeing each other and whatnot,
which is fine, but now we realised.
I feel like from then is when I kinda stopped...
I didn't really take it seriously. Yeah, exactly, course.
Now, obviously, communication if we wanna move forward with things,
it's obviously got to be better, we got to start to trust each other.
I think there's clearly an age issue.
Oh, a thousand.
There's a clear age issue. Age is always an issue.
Yeah, but then age is just a number.
Oh, and cheers to that.
Come on. We can cheers to it.
And I'll give you a kiss. So, we're in a good place now?
Yeah. Yeah? Mm-hm. OK.
No more arguing. Nah.
Elma, what's she saying before?
No more arguing. They're arguing?
No, no, they've "cheersed". No more, no more arguing.
They've "cheersed" to not arguing. That's so happy days.
She'll come to yours tonight.
Five, six weeks, Jonnie. Yeah.
Listen, it worked out all right, didn't it?
It's a long time to not speak. Yeah, and you're still here.
Well... Don't make me say it.
I don't wanna...
Have you missed me, then, a thousand percent?
You are... Listen... You know I have. Sure?Yeah.
No more flirting with girls on lives?Nah.
Listen, I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna do that.
You said that with breaking eye contact, though.
I don't wanna do that. You went, "I don't wanna do that."
I don't wanna do that. All right? OK.
Believe me? Yeah, I believe you.
Good. But time will tell.
Time will tell. Got to give it time, then.
Well, I guess we're gonna start giving it time now.
We are.
Give me a kiss. Mm-mm, come here.
Come here. Mm. Mm.
I'm gonna leave it like that. I feel better now.
Come and sit next to me now. No, you come and sit next to me.
Come and sit next to me. Let's not argue.
Jonnie! Jonnie! Jonnie!
Aw. Come here.
Ah! 20 more to go. Let's go.
Junaid, you're absolutely shit.
His heartbeat is 135.
Oh, Jord. That's good.
Perfect. Get in!
Josh is coming cos he's good with his hands.
Is he? Spoke to him lately?
LAUGHS
Harry said he felt bad.
I would like to hope that youse would sort things out at some point.
Two thousand and never.
This, this is cute. Thank you.
This is my dream. Call Elma.
She's old. She's bitter. No, she's not.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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