# Only, only, only, only
# The only way is up, baby
# For you and me now. #
# My blood runs gold Na-na-na-na-na... #
I do believe that he does genuinely care about you a lot.
Yeah, I know he does, and I know he always will.
I actually don't wanna feel this way any more.
I know. El, honestly.
# My blood runs gold Na-na-na-na-na
# My blood runs gold Na-na-na-na-na... #
Elma, I feel like you've shit-stirred a lot this trip.
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, wait, no, no, no, no, yeah.
No shit's been stirred.
So, if there was shit to be stirred, it would have been stirred.
But there is no shit to be stirred. OK.
I've stated facts.
# One shot, this is my time
# Ready or not It's all on the line... #
I think there's a lot of things that have gone back to Essex,
and I'm not blaming you if you wanna speak to Saffron.
I'm not blaming anyone. What is it that's gone back to her?
Apparently, you've said things like I have unfollowed Joe and Junaid.
I've never said that.
Well, that's what's come back to me. I've categorically...
I can swear on my nephews' lives
those words have never come out of my mouth.
# My blood runs gold Na-na-na-na-na
# I'm a new breed I was made by... #
I said to Harry two months ago, "Love Elma, lovely friend to you,
"but just be careful what you say to her."
Oh, so you felt that already? I thought that.
I just said it to Harry two months ago.
# My blood runs gold My blood runs gold
# Taking my place At the top of the world
# What a ride, what a ride... #
Yeah, class.
Played before, then? Is there a second serve in pool?
# My blood runs gold. #
Right, come on, crew, let's go.
CHEERING Put them down. Put them down.
All right, don't drop them. Fucking hell.
Nice. Who won, me? DIAGS:Nah.
Jords. Call it even.
That's for you, H, innit? Aw, thank you.
You can always tell what drink's mine in this group.
Thank you, mate. Yeah, we knew.
Oi, cheers, boys. Cheers.
Cheers, boys.
Well, it's nice to finally meet you lads, by the way.
JOSH:Finally. JOE:About time, innit?
What happened in Vietnam? It was good.
Stayed out of the drama. Did you?
Yeah, we needed it. Yeah.
Don't go there.
What did you get up to while we was away?
Well, I'm having a baby, ain't I, lads?
Do you know the gender yet? I do.
Big gender reveal. Little baby boy.Wahey!
Yeah, another one for the crew.
Nah, mate, to be fair, listen, it was...
Obviously, I missed youse lot, being away, but I had to be at home,
getting everything ready for the baby.
Nursery's getting ready. Mate, there's so much to it.
It's outrageous. Know what I mean? Bottle steriliser, pram...
Has James been round to help you? He's done fuck all, Wills.
I've been at work. He don't have a job properly.
He does business. What you talking about?
LAUGHTER Yeah, I know, but, like...
Yeah, sell some more hair products. Yeah, that's right.
Oi, oi, I've gotta ask, cos everyone must have asked you in Vietnam,
how do I tell who's who?
What I say is youse, the more you see us,
it's the more you'll just get to know, like...
You boys probably know now.
Yeah, we know. Do you reckon you can really tell?
HARRY:Yeah, I can tell. Jonnie, Joe.
Yeah, see? Phew!
LAUGHTER
It's 50/50, man!
They crack on though, the little Edgars, though, don't they?
Is that actually a thing?
Do you know, he's been saying that all holiday.
The moment we first met, like, "Aw, little Edgars."
And kids' club. LAUGHTER
"Come on, kids' club, in the pool, let's go, kids. Come."
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I wanna ask a question, Jonnie.
I know where this is going.
On the last night, I see you basically spooning Dani on the sofa.
What? Yeah, you was.
That's all right. You little smoothie, Jon.
Listen, I think... I said this on the last day
when we was with Elma and Dani.
I don't even know how it happened.
We got comfortable with each other,
we spent time with each other, and there was one night we had a kiss.
But we've not really spoke about that, what's going on,
since we've been back here, it's just been chill.
I don't wanna put pressure on anything going on.
Fucking hell, he's your double, ain't he?
A little Edgar. He's got a little Dan Edgar script.
LAUGHTER
Right, girls, I'm so glad youse are here.
Yeah, let's have a good catch-up.
Get some food. Any more sweets?
Oh, it's lovely to be together, isn't it?
Oh, I know. CHEERING
You know, I'm so happy you're pregnant
because normally, there'd be a party here,
and I wouldn't come. No, there would be afters.
The alcohol... I haven't got any alcohol for youse.
No, this is perfect, yeah. Great.
I've got it in my head, if I can't have a good time,
no-one else is allowed.
Selfish, yeah. I get it, though.
Elma and Courtney are coming as well.
DOORBELL RINGS Oh, that'll be them.
Girls! SQUEALING
Hello, my precious. We come in matching PJs.
I'm so glad you've came in your PJs. Hello.
How are you? How's bump?
We picked up the Indian. Bump's fine.
CHEERING
Enjoy! Oh, my God, this is gonna be heaven.
Who's got chicken "tik-von-mi"?
I've got chicken tikka korma. Yeah.
Mushroom rice? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mixed shashlik. Come on, then, let's go.
Should we get some...? Yeah.
Careful with my cream carpet. Yeah, that is brave.
Cosy!
It's so nice to have youse here, by the way.
Missed you so much.
Last time I seen youse was gender reveal.
I know, babe, and you've popped since then now.
I've really popped since then. Give us a show.
I've just ate as well. You've got so big.
You'll be full glory now.
Oh, yeah. He'll start kicking, you know, youse'll feel him.
Really? ALL:Aw!
I know. My belly button, though,
it keeps sticking out, but that's cos of the lipo.
You know what I always say to people,
when people ask how I am, be prepared,
because I've got a list of, like, things
that I'm really struggling with.
What you struggling with?
Now that I'm in my second trimester,
it's like I feel... I'm so grateful for being pregnant.
Like, that is not, like...
I'm not even thinking about, you know...
about how magical it is being pregnant, of course,
cos I've wanted it for so bad.
Because I've got the anxiety, the worry about being pregnant.
And it takes the fun away, don't it? It takes the fun away, like.
I hated it. I hated every...
What did you hate about it, Becks?
I was just emotional. Was you?
I hated being big.
I hated not being able to do normal things.
It was just, like... It was long.
Social media in general makes it look so glossy, like...
They don't make it look hard.
Exactly that.
For people that are pregnant or have had kids,
you feel like you need to be like everyone else.
And they're enjoying it, and they're out and about.
You see all these lovely photos, and I'm like, "That's just not me."
It is tough, but, look, like, I've got about 14 weeks left.
Oh, don't cry.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get upset. Come on, babe.
It's when I think about it, my hormones are so bad.
Come here, baby.
You're gonna be the best mum in the world.
Listen, you're allowed to feel the way you feel.
No, I know, it's just...
Please don't cry. It's so normal.
It's little things, like you can't eat certain foods,
you can't use certain products.
It's all hormones. No, I know. The hormones are wild.
It's not real. It's not real. That's why I'm laughing as well.
But I am struggling, and I think,
you know, we should open up and be...
Nobody really taught me I would ever feel like this,
but now that I'm opening up, I've got friends and they're like,
"I felt the same," like you've just said you did, you did.
Of course. It's so hard.
Can I just say, this is temporary. Yeah, I know.
You're not gonna feel like this forever.
Apparently, you forget it when the baby's there.
Babe, you will. You forget everything.
It's one big blur.
You forget anything you go through, even, like, the pain.
Everything, you think, "What was it even like?"
No, it is actually beautiful, though.
Completely random, has anyone got a bin?
What?What? For what? In your house, have you got a bin?
Yes. Aw, no, I don't!
Yes. ALL:No.
Do you? Yeah, I do, yeah.
No, I don't believe in it. Thank you.
In Essex, we don't have bins. No-one has a bin.
Is that why Jordan's not got one?
Thank you. Cos I always say, "Why have we not got a bin?"
Wait, hold on a minute. What? Babe, I've never had...
I've got one integrated into the kitchen.
You wouldn't have bought one.
I don't like the thought of a bin sitting with rubbish in,
so I fill a bag of a day and it goes.
Babe, thank you. I didn't know this was a thing.
But actually, I do have a bin, but I do not use it.
I use my carrier bags on the side, yeah. Thank you! See?
You actually have a bin? Yeah.
When you put the liner in? It's integrated, yeah.
I have one in my bedroom.
SAFFRON: A bin in your bedroom? Yeah!
Forget it! A bin in her bedroom? Lauren, tell her.
I've got a bin in my bedroom. Yeah, but you're not gonna...
You're not gonna whack a chicken leg in a bin in your bedroom.
# I'm enough, 'nough, 'nough, 'nough To the rhythm
# When I hold my head high, yeah. #
# The only way is up! #
# But I heard from the suburbs
# That you wanna leave the pack
# Cold feet in the summer
# You're a runner And you're fast
# So don't you let it Hold you back... #
Come on, Delbosq. Here we go. What's going on?
Gooday, mate. Hiya. How you been? Looking well.
# I heard from the suburbs
# That you wanna leave the pack
# Cold feet in the summer... #
Livvy!
Yay, princess. Hello.
How are you? Good. How are you?
Well, I wish I was dressed for the occasion, really.
I mean, it's absolutely freezing.
# So don't you let it hold you back
# Yeah, yeah... #
Hello.
You all right? SHE CHUCKLES
It's always so funny, isn't it, waiting for you to arrive?
There you go. Thank you so much.
Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
They are for you, to make up for it.
Thank you very much.
I feel like I'm having, like, an affair.
With who, me?
I dunno, yeah. It feels really naughty.
They're for you. I finished late.
# Yeah, yeah... #
I've never seen your hair like that.
Do you know who that hair's like?
Who's? Dan Edgar.
Oh, shut up. He's morphed into him.
So, first of all, how was Vietnam?
I had... We had a proper giggle. Like, we had a proper laugh.
But at the start, it was double tough.
Obviously, I missed you being there, do you know what I mean?
But I had to just, like, cope with what was in front of me.
Yeah, but I've obviously not really spoken to you about it, really.
There is a massive bone to pick with you.
Why on earth was you cuddling Joe?
Listen, you weren't in Vietnam, one. Yeah.
And two, the whole dynamics...
Can I just tell you something really quickly?
You know how much them two has affected my life, with Harry.
Yeah, with Harry, right. Yeah.
They have been together now, right, Bill,
they have been together two years solid.
It is what it is.
You just gotta accept it.
Listen, Harry ain't gonna be best mates with him.
It ain't like Harry's gonna sit there and go,
"Junaid, do you fancy going for a Nando's tonight?"
It's just when you're out, he's gotta be around everyone,
and he don't want the hassle any more, and he's moved on.
Brilliant, that's fine, and this is what I said to Ame.
Sitting there, having a drink and shots and whatever
may be going a step too far, maybe. Yeah.
If Harry feels he needs to do that, then that's fine.
That's cos of the holiday, Bill. Doesn't mean you've gotta be mates.
This, for Harry,
is probably another step for him to make himself feel better.
It doesn't mean that everyone else
has to do that same thing that you would do.
I ain't gonna be their mates. If I'm in a room...
You ain't gotta be best mates. Listen...
..I would rather sit on my own than sit with them two.
At Christmas-time... You keep butting in.
I ain't butting in. Can you stop butting in?
I'm just saying to you, you gotta think how I feel.
I protected Harry at Christmas,
and then, all of a sudden, I've heard that they're now mates.
You'd be... But you're saying mates.
But that's you saying mates. They're not mates.
Because if they was here, they'd never see each other.
You will protect Harry, right, all day long, right?
I will protect Harry till the sun comes home.
Is that the saying? All right, Elton John.
You've gotta have a conversation with Harry, right, and ask him,
and say, "Look, you know, all the shit that happened,
"why have you done this? Is this to make you feel better?"
Because at the end of the day... Harry needs closure.
Well, yeah, exactly.
And he needs to think about himself as well.
Yeah, course.
I'm just protecting my family, like I always will.
# Now you're all out of choices Are you listening yet? #
Right, I'm gonna show your brother out,
and I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Let's go. Whoo! Let's go down the pub.
Them two are absolute jokers.
# Oh, are you listening yet?
# Now you're all out of choices Are you listening yet?
# Oh, are you listening yet? #
Got you a coffee, my love. Why are we sitting outside?
Just cos there's a bit of blue sky? You know what?
I just feel, like, let's be at one with nature.
Alhamdulillah. Is that what you need?
Yeah, I need it. CHUCKLING
I absolutely need it, angel.
How are you?
I feel like we need a serious debrief,
even though, like, we've been debriefing
since you've been back from Vietnam.
I know. Well, it's different. How you feeling being back in Essex?
I'm feeling good. I am a bit apprehensive.
Like, I've not spoke to anyone, to be honest, at all.
No-one? I feel like the group chat's dry as arsehole.
CHUCKLES The group chat is really dry.
I feel like there's been such a shift
in everyone's, like, friendship groups,
which is just bizarre.
I didn't go to Vietnam, and everyone's lost their marbles.
Don't get me wrong, I did have a one-on-one chat with Elma.
Like, she come to my room, and she basically was saying, like,
"I've had your back till I'm blue in the face."
And I do agree that she has probably had my back and said, like,
"Liv hasn't said these things," and so on.
However, your actions say something different,
like, and it's just, yeah, it has upset me a little bit,
only because I don't like middle friends,
and I do think, like, a friend to all is a friend to none.
The end of the day, you can have different friend groups,
one thousand percent, but your loyalties do need to lie somewhere.
Like, I don't know if I'm looking too deep into it,
I don't know, I just think...
I know Harry feels a type of way at the moment, doesn't he?
Harry said he's not spoke to the girls since the airport,
and I was like, "Oh."
Yeah, it was just weird. It's so hard because...
Cos I haven't been there, like, I just...
In my head, I'm just like, "What has actually gone on?" Yeah.
"Why is there this weird vibe?" Well, I know...
I know Elma and Harry ended up having a little bit of a chat.
I think there was, like...
Basically, Harry's heard through the grapevine
that Elma kept relaying loads of information back to Essex.
I don't think Elma's gone about messaging
and, like, updating us in a horrible way.
I think she's just been abroad, knows that we're not there.
You know what it's like.
You just wanna vent and get everything off your chest
to someone that's not there.
So I think she obviously just messaged us in a group chat
and was just telling us what was going on.
Mm-hm. It wasn't just about Harry.
It was about everyone's situation. Yeah.
She was just, like, a bit like word vomit.
She was like, "I just wanna say this and that."
But I don't really feel like she said anything bad.
It was more just the fact that she was telling us the goss. Yeah.
I think that's quite normal.
But, yeah, I feel like no-one's really seen each other.
I feel like we've all fallen apart, to be honest.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, God.
# You stay on my mind Think about you all the time
# Don't know why I'm so torn
# And I get so obsessed
# Don't you treat me Like the rest... #
Beefburger. Yeah, baby is happy.
Thank you so much.Wow. Baby is happy!
Thank you.
Yeah, boy. Wow.
Come on. My boy loves a burger.
# I'm your unicorn. #
He wants it. Go on.
DEEP VOICE: You want it, baby boy? Go on.
GROWLING: You want a burger! JORDAN LAUGHS
Do you want a burger? Whoo!
Not for you. For Mama.
It was so funny the other day.
I met the twins and Josh the other day.
We went snooker.
Lads' day out. Mm-hm.
Harry Derbidge turned up.
No! Yeah.
Everyone's got pints of beer, Harry Derbidge has got... Prosecco.
No, yeah, glass of white wine, going, "Lads, lads, lads!"
So good. But the twins, nice lads.
We was really laughing because one of the boys is...
I think he's sort of chatting to Dani a little bit.
Mm. I think it's all going well.
When we was talking, I weren't grilling him,
but I was just asking questions about Vietnam.
And his response, he was like,
"Yeah, you know, I told her I don't wanna put, like, no pressure on it.
"We're just gonna take it..."
It was like watching Dan Edgar ten years ago, right?
I looked at Dan and said, "You've definitely been teaching him."
Dan said, "Absolutely." He's not been teaching him right.
Dan said, "Keep it up." No, bugger off!
Yeah. It was so funny.
But I do wanna reassure you that you are doing amazing.
Thank you. You're allowed to have bad days.
And just don't give yourself such a hard time. Mm.
Like, we're prepared. The nursery's half done.
We've been trying for three years.
This isn't a surprise where it's like,
"Oh, my God, we're having a baby." That's true. Yeah.
This kid is blessed. We are blessed as well.
Like, it's an amazing time.
You need to start building stuff.
Yeah. And I know you're gonna hate it.
I might need your bank card. No problem.
SHE LAUGHS
That is the worst thing I could ever say to you.Nah, it's fine.
You... You can't be stingy any more. I'm not stingy.
So...I can't believe you just stingied me off.
So, there's a lot of things that we need to get.
And it's not unnecessary, you can't, like, be,
when they deliver the packages... Yeah, but you are...
I'll tell you what is on my mind. Like, shall we talk about his name?
Mm-hm. Yeah. Yeah?
Absolutely.
I'm happy with this conversation, but I know someone's not.
I am happy with what I thought his name was gonna be.
The other night, you got upset. But the goalposts have changed.
I didn't get upset.
It shouldn't be that much of a touchy subject.
It's not a touchy subject.
I think... Look...
I personally want our son to have his own identity.
Like, when I have told other people what you want the name to be,
there has been a few sniggers.
We'll go through classic names, which I don't really like.
Like, you've got your usual.
Yeah, but your Essex is, like, Freddie, Oliver...
No, but you got your usual, which is like, Henry...
Or, like, they're all old school. I don't want anything like that.
I want something... You want your name.
No, no, no, no. SHE LAUGHS
PHONE CHIMES Oh, that must be my time to go.
# Baby, you're priceless I never had anything like this
# Resting my head on your thighs It's all I wanna do, yeah
# It's all I wanna do... #
DOORBELL RINGS
# Ooh I know you love it... #
All right, bubs? Handsome. Aww.
Glass of Prosecco? Oh, lovely.
Oh, how was it? Nice holiday?
So lovely. Was it?
Do you know what? Just nice and chilled.Yeah.
Just lovely family time.
Did the twins like it? Twins loved it.
Twins really miss you. Aw. I've missed them.
Honestly, I've been seeing all your little updates.
I proper miss them. They really miss you.
But, no, the holiday was just lovely.
Like, just, you know, just peaceful. Yeah.
You know, just... Cheers. Missed you.
Cheers, my darling. I've really missed you.
I mean, I've not spoke to the girls since I got home.
Who? Elma and Court.
What is actually going on? Elma's, like, your best mate.
Listen, I'm not gonna fall out with the girls.
The worst part about it is that when I see Amber in Dubai,
Amber said to me,
"Oh, yeah, because the girls have started talking
"in our Dominican Republic group chat."
So it's a different group chat they're in.
But then when you was in Girlband, you then joined the group,
but they're not speaking in that, they're in a different group.
So now they've restarted a group chat, prior to me being in one.
Oh, my God, Harry, you're not in Girlband any more.
LAUGHING:No. How do you feel?
Do you know what, at the minute, I feel like resigning from the band,
like, do you know what I mean, and going back to solo.
Uh-oh! But do you know what it is,
I take things like that really personally. Yeah.
Well, I would. Cos they obviously...
Both the girls feel very comfortable to talk in a chat
with me not included in it.
Because if you wanted to talk about things
that I wouldn't take offence to,
you would talk about it in the group chat that I'm in.
I'm just struggling to trust Elma a little bit at the minute.
But I think the bit that's upsetting me
is that because she is gossiping about my stuff
and saying things in probably not the best of light
and reporting it back and stirring it,
I couldn't even tell you first
about, obviously, things that had happened.
You know that I've obviously become civil with Joe and Junaid,
but I couldn't tell you that because it had already been beaten to,
do you know what I mean?
I feel like whatever got back to Essex was a lot more dramatised
than what actually really happened. Yeah.
I feel like I'm the last person to know.
I'm your best friend, your cousin.
You ain't told me what is actually going on.Yeah.
I wanted to tell you when I got home
because I didn't wanna be ringing youse up,
like, do you know what I mean, and doing what everyone else is doing
because I'd rather have just spoken to you face to face.
I knew I was gonna come home and see you.
I think we've all gotta remember what they both have done to you.
I honestly feel like...
Did I enjoy my time and did I enjoy my chat with the boys?
I can't lie and say no. It was all right, it was nice.
It wasn't horrible. It was three people...
It's done now, listen...
Three people drawing a line once and for all. Once and for all.
And then you can move on, do you know what I mean?Yeah.
And I do feel like, in the long run,
by having this mindset,
I will move on, and I will get my happiness now.
Harry, I'm so glad you are back.
LAUGHS
# My vines in your roots
# I'm intertwined. #
# The only way is up. #
# Standing here alone with you
# All of the lights down low
# I can tell you feel it too... #
Come on, Pickle.
The thing is, Pickle is just too playful to take for a walk.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Yay, woohoo! Come on.
On the beach! Woohoo!
Shall I let you off?
Pickle, no. Pickle, come on! ELLA LAUGHS
That is so funny.
# You don't wanna keep love Waiting... #
Hello, boy. Hello.
LAUGHS
So tight, mate.
# You don't wanna keep love Waiting... #
Come on, then. Come on, then.
Ah! That is so cold, mate.
Don't come behind me, you fucking...!
DOG BARKS
No, no, no. Come on.
Ah! Ah!
I can't feel my feet. Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! DOG BARKS
My penis! Ah!
Ah! Ah! My feet.
My feet are burning. Ha!
DOG BARKS
Woody! Is that for Aunty?
Woody, boy! He's so well behaved.
He's so well behaved. Pickle's off.
Pickle's gone. Literally, off doing his own thing.
Hello, handsome. Don't jump up.
Whoo!
# You don't wanna keep love Waiting. #
This is lovely. Well, it's not quite Vietnam, but...
No, but I feel like we should have a bikini on.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I'd rather be here than Vietnam, though.
I don't actually mind the fact that it's a bit sludgy.
No, me neither.
So, the reason as to why I've brought you down to Canvey Island...
Is to look at the beautiful beach. ..is to look at the beautiful view.
Stunning.So, there's this thing called scream therapy.
Right.I feel like you've got a lot to get off your chest.
Oh, God. Probably not as much as me.
Oh, God, probably not as much as you!
You need to stand, and you have to shout out
all the things that you're holding in.
What's on your mind? Dan Edgar. Dan Edgar.
Right, OK. So, three, two, one.
I hate that I love Dan Edgar!
BIRDS SQUAWK, DANI LAUGHS
Do you feel better?
Yeah, it feels so good, you don't understand.
Right, so you feel better off the back of that?Yeah.
One more, then I'm moving on to something else. Go on.
Get it off your chest, Ella. This is the time and place.
I hate that I can admit my feelings and he can't!
THEY LAUGH
Why have I got a feeling Dan's gonna walk round the corner
and be like, "What are you doing, Ella?"
I'd be absolutely mortified.
I'd be like that, "Take the dog!" Don't let him go!
Don't let him go, he's gonna run off.
No, seriously. OK, help me. What can I say?
"I hate that I'm a cougar right now."
I do, I hate it, it bothers me. Why is he 19?
Why am I kissing him? Right. Right, OK, shout it out.
I hate being a cougar.
Yeah, but shout it.
I don't know if I want people to hear that.You have to.
I've shouted out, saying I hate that I love Dan Edgar.
SHOUTS: I hate that I'm a cougar!
Release me from being a cougar! I hate it here!
THEY LAUGH
Keep Jonnie away from me, please!
Hang on, hang on, I feel better.
Fast. I'm still a cougar, though.
It's not changed anything.
Right.
That does feel better, though. Don't it?
I feel really at one with nature.
It's better than all the drama and all the agg.
Oh, my God, tell me about it.
At least there's a bit of peace and quiet on this beach. I know.
I see Elma... Have you heard about her and Harry?
Well, no, because I don't speak to anyone.
They're in, like, a bit of a weird situation.
She thought she squashed it, and then Saffron,
you know what Saffron's like, she's turnt around, dropped a bomb
and gone, "Amy's saying that you're a bit of a mole in their group.
Oh, God. And then she's spiralling, like, "Well, if Amy's saying that,
"she's obviously got that from Harry cos Harry's been saying stuff."
That is awkward.
But anyway, hee-hee! Enough about that.
Oh, no. How's Jonnie boy?
THEY LAUGH
My mate's a cougar. I'm such a cougar.
I think I've been hanging around with Elma for too long
cos why am I flirting with young boys 24/7?
It's just still, like, quite light-hearted.
It's just a flirt. But I don't think it's...
It's not anything. Are you sure?
Yeah.
How do you feel, though, about everything with Dan,
now that you're not in Vietnam
seeing him every morning, every night?
I feel like I can breathe.
Naturally, it's hard being around someone
that you've had so much feelings for and you loved.
And navigating, like, friendships with each other.
WOODY WHINES OK.
It's sad, isn't it, Woody? Yeah.
We don't cry over Dan no more, do we?
Oh. Oh.
He is.
He kind of is. Maybe you do.
I just feel like, on socials,
I just thought, "I have to block you."
Mm. It's not helping.
I just thought, "Oh, my God, it's really not helping me
"trying to get over you," so blocked-ah!
No, do you know what? That is growth.It is growth.
# Oh, baby Where the hell is my lover?
# Getting down with another? #
Who the fuck enjoys this?
Ah! Mate, just think of the metabolism.
I'd rather stay fat. I'd rather stay...
DAN LAUGHS I would.
Definitely shrunk my penis.
THEY LAUGH
Ah.
Yeah, nice. Nice.
Yeah. DAN LAUGHS
Effortless. Fuck off.
Effortless. Come on. Oh!
# Where is my husband? #
Respect.I thought it was meant to perk you up?
You don't feel perked up? I don't feel fucking perked up.
Mate, I feel alive after that. I don't. I feel like shit.
Yeah, but you're hungover, so... It's true.
Aw, mate, my balls.
When you're hungover... My balls are frozen.Mate.
I didn't know a penis could be this small. Yeah.
DIAGS LAUGHS Neither did I.
That's a negative of it. Yeah.
There's a lot of positives. I know, mate.
Your metabolism, your energy.
Stress, anxiety, better sleep.
This, not for me.
Not for you? Not for me.
Jode, her and her mum are weirdos.
They fucking go down to lakes
and jump in, like, waterfalls and rivers and that.
They live near Wales, though, don't they?
Yeah. People do that down that way.
WELSH ACCENT:"Let's go for a walk and see a waterfall."
THEY LAUGH
How you been, anyway? Erm...
Yeah, I've been all right. Yeah.
Head's clear, head's straight? Clear head.
Clearer after that. Yeah.
That does do that. Yeah. No, I've been good.
Do you feel reduced anxiety? Not that I get anxiety.
I don't really get anxiety, to be honest. Nah.
I should, but I don't. THEY LAUGH
Should be worried about a lot.
I should be really worried about stuff in my life, but I just don't.
Yeah, no, I don't.
I overthink a lot, but I don't get anxiety.
Nah. I'm quite a deep thinker.
Yeah, and what you been deep-thinking about?
I visualise things quite a lot.
What you doing...? What do you see in your future?
What you visualising? Well...
Kids? Yeah.
I do visualise that at some point. Well, I dunno, do you know what,
the older I'm getting, the more I'm...
You stop visualising children. ..sort of accepting that
maybe that's not gonna happen now, I dunno.
Well, I've accepted the idea
that if that doesn't happen, I'm OK with it.
Yeah. But it's something that, of course, I would like, yeah.
Little fucking Dan Edgars running around. Yeah.
Well, you got two of them anyway, two little fucking twins.
It gives you the insight to what it'll be like.
Yeah. You don't need to visualise that.
To be fair, though, I wish I had someone
I could ring up for advice when I was that age.
Mate, you was out doing stupid shit with me.
Yeah, it's true. I wouldn't even ring me for advice now.
Yeah, no. And I'm wise.
But that's why I do worry when they ring me for advice.
Listen, you're asking the wrong person.
But then if someone's made that many mistakes,
maybe that is a good person to ask.
From your track history and your track record
since me knowing me... Yeah.
..I reckon you've made, repeatedly, the same mistakes
over and over and over again, so that's not really learning.
I would say that over time, I have learnt from a lot of mistakes.
Took you 15 years.
Yeah, listen, admittedly... Yeah.
..it's taken me longer than... ..a normal man.
..than a normal person would. Yeah.
Yeah. Have I made the same mistake more than once? Yes.
Listen, we all work on our own timings, Dan.
Sometimes, you really need to hammer in, "Don't do that."
Yeah. THEY LAUGH
"Don't shag other women."
THEY LAUGH "Don't do it, Dan."
DIAGS LAUGHS
OLIVER BARKS Ah, no, no.
Stop. We'll go home soon.
You wanna ask how I am, Oliver? Cos you're a good friend.
Cos that's what friends do.
Yeah, I'm all right, actually, mate. Thanks for asking.
Well, listen, how are you, anyway?
DIAGS LAUGHS
# But after all that moving around
# I start to warm up to the feeling
# I really put my back into it. #
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Nothing better than some British sun and British tea.
Oh, my God, it's the best. At last.
ELMA SIGHS Oh, Elm.
Oh, Saff. How you feeling?
Erm...
Well, I was upset, weren't I, when you told me?
Raging, in fact. ELMA LAUGHS
And then I was angry, and now I'm just frustrated.
You was in tears. I think it was the shock.
I think coming from Amy, it was more
of a smack in the teeth, really, weren't it?
Well, look, Amy's coming today.
You wanna get it off your chest and speak to her.
But the thing is, I feel like I've not done anything moley.
You ain't.
Whatever Harry has said to her, she's come to this conclusion. Yeah.
It's not just come out of Amy's mouth.
Do you get what I'm saying? She has to have been told something.
So, just remind me, she did say
she's warned Harry off me for months, didn't she?
A few months ago... Right.
..she warned Harry off you because of, obviously,
something he said, but she didn't tell me what. Right.
Woohoo, girlies!
Hello. Hey.
Oh, you look lovely. The denim and diamonds.
Seen the bob? I love the bob.
Oh, yeah. Take a seat, girl.
How are we, girlies? I'm good.
Oh, God. I'm not great.
Are you not? No.
To be honest with you, Ame,
so, Saffron said that while we was away,
you said that I was a mole in the camp,
and... it's really nasty.
I didn't say you...
I didn't say there was a mole in the camp.
I didn't say that, but Harry was saying
there's someone going back to Essex.
Listen, Amy's used that as a figure of speech.
I'm getting information saying to me...
Harry's obviously got a point.
..there's someone talking in Vietnam, then I said...
Saffron knows everything about the trip.
Obviously, Elma, I know that you speak every day.
I said, "It might have been Elma."
Do you know what I mean? You love a gossip.
Didn't mean I'm saying you're a horrible person.
Do you know what I mean?
Just to clarify, I didn't speak to Saffron every day,
and I definitely didn't say anything about Joe and Junaid and Harry...
No. ..to you.
No, you didn't say anything negative about Harry at all.
Do you think there's an underlying issue between me and Harry?
He said there's another group chat that's been started,
and he's not in the group chat.
It wasn't a started one. It was an old group chat.
From the Dominican Republic, he said.
That's naughty. Also, what's been said to Harry
is that you, or someone, has been speaking about Harry
in this certain group chat. Mm.
What has been written in that group chat?
I said that it was weird. You know where it's come from.
Amber's told Harry. Yeah, I know that anyway.
She's the only one that would've done.
Amber said, basically, it was all about Harry.
"You need to sit down, guys," or something, "this is really bad."
No, never said that. I don't know. I listen to Harry.
Is it because you speak to everyone,
you're mates with Freddie, you are friends with Saffron?
Do you think that's the underlying issue?I don't know.
I think as well, for me,
I need to know that we're obviously all right,
because the reason I got so upset
was because it sounded like it come from you.
It sounded like you had these opinions of me.
I've always thought we were fine.
Elma, me and you, never gonna row ever, by the way.
No, I'd like to think not, but you can understand my frustration,
when I'm being told you're warning Harry off of me and stuff like that.
Who said that? Now people are definitely chatting rubbish.
You said it! Saying what, warning people?
Listen, no, I'm gonna say...
Harry relayed something to you months ago.
Please, remember this.
Please, retain it, because we're getting in trouble here.
No, I thought you meant now. No, not now.
Listen, six months ago, there was a few somethings said, Harry said...
Six? I thought it was three? Whatever. Six, three, nine, twelve.
That's even worse, though. Timelines are quite crucial here.
The longer it is, the worse it is. Listen.
Yes, but whatever Harry had said to you,
you then turned round and said, "Well, you best watch what you say."
So something was said. Exactly, yeah.
But we don't... I don't know what was said.
I said to Harry, "I don't know what was said."
You need to remember, Ame.
I love you, hun. Listen, you love a goss.
I like a goss. Know what I mean? I do love a goss.
But I don't slag off my friends. Like, I actually don't.
I did say Harry was weird, cos he was.
Unfortunately, you've gone in the group chat with people you trust,
said he's not acting his self, and it's got back to Harry anyway.
Do you think you and Harry can ever be the same again, or not?
I don't know.
# Now that it's over You'll blame it all on me
# I know I should be bitter
# But, baby, right now I'm bittersweet. #
# The only way is up! #
# I need a love, I need a rhythm
# I will lie, only a little
# I look around And something's missing
# I need it now I need a rhythm... #
Oh, my God! Oh, I've missed you.
How are you? Good. How are you?
Oh, I feel better now I've seen you. It feels weird to see you.
I know. What the hell? In the flesh.
It's been too long, Becks.
It's not been long, but it has, for us.
It's been the longest me and you have never not seen each other.
# I need a love, I need a rhythm
# I will lie, only a little I look around... #
Cheers, everyone. Cheers, everyone.
Good to see you all. Cheers.
We're back, back from Tenerife, back from Vietnam,
back from pregnant... pregnancy.
SHE LAUGHS
Back from, er, pregnant.
# I look around And something's missing
# I need it now I need a rhythm. #
I wonder how today's gonna go.
Like, no-one's seen each other, Beck. No.
I just wanna know what Elma's problem is with Harry.
I don't actually know.
Cos I feel a bit sorry for him, bless him.
Yeah, I don't understand it. Like, don't get me wrong,
Amy come and met us yesterday from meeting Saffron and Elma,
and she was like, "Elma's basically saying,
"she don't even know if she wants to sort this."
Over what, though? I don't know.
Well, we're gonna find out.
Yeah. I think so. Do you know what I mean?
I think... It's stupid.
Hello. Hey, baby.
Hi! I haven't seen you for so long!
Aw, how are you? You look amazing.
Good. How are you? You look stunning.
You look so good.
How's my babies?
We are good. We have missed...
Well, I have missed you. I've missed you.
I haven't seen you. I've missed you.
I've seen my little Ambi-bambi. I saw you.
I feel like we need a proper debrief
cos obviously, Courtney and Elma are coming here in a bit. Yeah.
So, apparently, you've called Elma a mole.
Oh, yeah, we heard this yesterday. Oh.
So, basically, I had a conversation
with Amy whilst we was in Vietnam. Yeah.
And obviously, I was just relaying what was going on in Vietnam. Yeah.
Because she'd already heard it. Mm.
Because Saffron had told her. Yeah.
I was like, "Oh, well, you know what Saffron's like. She loves to chat."
I said, "We've probably got a mole in the group."
But it wasn't directed at Elma. So, you wasn't calling Elma a mole?
No! So you didn't go, "Elma's a mole."
I didn't. It's more like a phrase of speech.
"You've got a mole in the group." "There's a mole in the group."
But that could have been anyone, but listen... There you go, then.
I don't think I've hid my feelings
towards what's going on with me and Elma.
Do you feel like Elma relaying what was going on in Vietnam,
including - cos it wasn't just about you -
including the topic about you, Joe, and Junaid,
do you feel like that was gossiping?
Because I feel like, if I was there and you wasn't,
or if I was there and Elma wasn't there,
I would still relay to the girls what's gone on
but I wouldn't think that would be gossip.
I think it was just the way it was relayed.
I still wanna have a chat with her, and I feel like I wanna do it...
You need to clear it. I wanna do it one on one.
Cos listen, I don't wanna fall out with the girls.
It sounds a bit silly. Do you know what I mean?
I don't think it's nothing to fall out about.
It's petty. Just you need to talk to her,
air it out, let her say what she's got to say,
let you say what you've got to say, and I'm sure you'll squash it.
# I wanna get away
# Far from here
# Pack my bags Get up and disappear... #
Are you not drinking either, Jord? I'm trying to be good.
We've got our babymoon coming up.
I'm just trying to lose that little bit there,
and I keep getting caned for drinking too many beers,
so I thought I'd drive tonight.
A bit out the way, innit, so I thought I'd drive.
If you have a really hot curry, does that flush the baby out?
Well, I've heard so. Yeah.
A bit early to be doing that.
You've got to have a curry when, literally,
you're like 37, 38 weeks, you've got to have a curry.Curry.
And have sex. And have sex.
Best date night ever. What a night! Oi!
That is the best date night. Oi, curry and a bunk-up, sold.
There we go. I avoided it, massively.
Did you? The bunk-up or the curry?
LAUGHTER And you still are.
She was eating curry every single night.
There was just no sex whatsoever.
The tans are very strong. How was Tenerife?
So lovely, yeah. Really chilled. Amazing, wasn't it?
How long was you out there for?
Ten nights, wasn't it? Ten nights.
That's a lot, yeah. That's lovely.
The thing is, we've got such a busy couple of months coming up...
I know. ..me and Bill.
So, I'm not sure about a hen party, but I think what I would like to do
is just get all of our nearest and dearest all together.
Nice dinner or something.
Not a dinner, like a spa. Yeah. Like, a slumber.
A little Prosecco.
Perfect. Pregnancy friendly. I love it.
It's very pregnancy friendly.
Yeah, but how can you have a stripper at a spa?
Oh. Got to have a stripper, surely?
I don't want a stripper, hon.
Can you imagine Amy with a stripper?
No, we just send them one. That was on my list.
Yeah, Diags will sort you out a stripper for your stag.
Oi, Diags is your stripper for your hen!
THEY LAUGH
We'll get Harry. We'll get Harry to be the stripper.
He can be the stripper for you. No, definitely not.
Thank you. THEY LAUGH
What else you been up to?
Harry come to me the other day,
and I've not really spoke to him since Vietnam and everything.
Do you know Harry and Elma are not talking now?
They was really good friends, weren't they?
I think it started in Vietnam, right? Yes.
You was there. We wasn't there. Me and Soph, we wasn't there.
Did they have an argument? So much happened.
Everyone was falling out with everyone.
Why are Elma and Harry not speaking? They've had a chat in Vietnam.
Something's happened, they've squashed it.
Now, all of a sudden, Harry's then found out, from Amber,
there's another group chat without Harry.
Do you know what I mean?
Is Elma now upset with Amber for telling Harry that?
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
So, surely, Elma will know that Amber has said it to Harry,
cos there's only four people in the group chat.
So Elma and Amber hate each other now?
Is this Girlband proper doing a...? It's breaking up, and that's it.
It's like One Direction, innit, when they went their separate ways?
I think that is it, isn't it?
Westlife, when they kicked out Brian McFadden. What a bad day.
But the same time, when I spoke to Harry yesterday about it all,
he's a bit like...
Yeah, I think Harry is upset because they are really close.
I think it's very hard to fall out with Elma.
And Harry, to be fair.
Elma in general is friends with everybody and is bubbly
and gets on with people. Elma was upset yesterday with you.
I don't think Elma's a bad person. I don't think Harry's a bad person.
But Elma was upset with me yesterday because she thinks
that I'm saying that Elma is the gossip, whatever.
That's what I'm saying to you, Jordan.
Like, listen, I've not even been in Vietnam,
and it's all backfiring at me.
I'm getting information I'm now telling people,
and then it's making me look like I'm... But I'm not.
Only cos I'm hearing what people are saying.
Yeah, you're gossiping about it. I ain't gossiping.
THEY LAUGH
Diags! Yeah, but you're gonna relay it on to H, ain't you,
do you know what I mean? Obviously, you'll tell Harry.
Me and Harry tell each other everything. Yeah.
But they are all meeting today,
and I think they definitely need to have this conversation.
There we go. Because it's just getting too much now.
Just drop it all now.
Mate, them two will just meet up and cry, both of them.
Well, we'll find out when Saff tells us anyway, so...
THEY LAUGH
# Let it play Keep me awake
# Till darkness turns into day here
# I don't care about time
# Just give me your night Symmetry. #
Girlies!
ALL EXCLAIM
You don't take that jacket off! Come. Sit down.
How are you?
Right, girls, do you want a drink? Shall we get a...?
I'm gonna have another one. Yeah, I do.
Before we get in, can I have a chat with you?
Yes, of course. Is that all right?
Sorry, can youse go and get us our drinks, maybe? Yeah.
You're leaving. What do you want?
Strawberry mojito. What do you want, Ange?
White wine? Vodka on the rocks? Yeah. With some lime cordial.
Thanks so much. Love you.
How are you, my girlie?
I'm all right, babe. How are you? I'm good.
So, I wanted to speak to you separately from everyone else. Yeah.
Because I don't know if you're gonna be shocked
at what I'm about to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
Go on. Erm...
So, I met up with Saffron. What are you gonna tell me?
Well, it shocked me, but it's also disappointed me. OK.
Basically, I'm speaking to Amy, I'm trying to get out of her
what is Harry's problem with me.
She's like, "Harry's upset with you again."
I was like, "Well, the last I knew of it, we sorted things out."
When was this? This was yesterday.
OK, yeah. So, this was yesterday morning.
I've spoke to her, I said to her, "Well, what is his problem?"
We're digging and digging and digging,
and Amy said that Harry said
you have shown Harry our Dominican OG group chat,
and you showed what the comments were,
or you explained to him or something or other.
No, I've not showed him any group chat.
Are you sure? 100%.
I've not showed Harry a group chat. She knew a lot of information,
and she said to me that Harry's so pissed off with me because...
About what? ..and he's upset with me...
Say sentence for sentence.
Amy said that Harry's pissed off with me because you've told him
that in that group chat, I've called him weird.
Which I have - I stand on it.
I called him strange, actually. I didn't call him weird.
I never said that you called him weird.
That is what she's saying. That is what she's saying, and...
I don't remember ever saying that. Thank you so much.
I would never say word for word what has been said in a group chat.
But I didn't say that anyway.
I wasn't the only person writing in that group chat.
I told Harry what I said about him in the group chat.Did you?
Yeah, I said to him that I said I felt like it was all fake,
not genuine, and he wanted to do it for...
How do I put a better word? ..a bit of an attention thing.
Do you think I'm gonna say word for word what was said in a group chat?
Are you joking? You can imagine my face...
Of course! ..when Amy said that to me.
This is why I sent you a voice note yesterday, Elm,
and you didn't reply back to me cos Courtney...
What am I gonna say back to that? I was... It's so blase.
You could have asked me. Because I've not shown him...
Do you think I'm gonna get out my phone and go,
"Here, read the group chat"?
Are you insane? I don't know. I don't know.
I didn't spend a week with youse in Dubai.
I can imagine I was hot topic at that table.
You can understand my frustration
when I've got Amy sitting across the table to me,
telling me about my so-called friends and calling me out.
But why would Harry not say that to me, though?
I don't know. I don't know. But that's what he said.
Harry text me, saying, "Oh, by the way,
"I've told them about the Dominican group chat."
I said, "Yeah, I was added in to a group chat
"cos it was my Dubai number, and the topic of conversation..."
You made it sound like it was a new chat
that we'd made to slag him off.
Courtney said the same. I didn't mean it.
Listen, can I come over? Yeah, come and talk.
I don't know if I wanna speak to you right this second.
We're talking about you, not to you. I've not shown you messages.
No, you told me about the group chat and what was said in the group chat.
I've now shown you a single thing, played a voice note.
I've not said anything. No.
The only thing I said, it was our old Dominican group chat.
It's the old Dominican group chat. The topic of conversation.
Loads of topics, did I not say that? Loads of topics.
And one of the topics was you, Joe and Junaid making friends.
That's all I've said to you. Correct.
I've not... Have I said that Elma's called you weird?
No. Who said that? Where is this coming from?
Amy has said... Oh, my God, I'm gonna go mental.
Amy has said... I'm gonna go mental cos I've not said that!
So you can understand why I'm upset.
Of course. I wish you'd just messaged me.
I would... No, because I... You...?
Why would I message you when I'm thinking
you've thrown me under the bus? But I haven't!
Right, you haven't, we've cleared that up, but someone is lying,
I'm gonna be honest, it's got to be you and Amy
cos you can't get your story straight, the pair of you.
That's not true.
# Bury them deeper
# All of the secrets you keep. #
Argh! LAUGHTER
You've thrown me under the bus. Why would I have done that?
I would never do that to you. I didn't!
It sounded like you did that to me. But I didn't do that to you.
ALL:Surprise!
SHE LAUGHS Welcome to your baby bubble!
Is Amy lying?
You keep saying that. She's not psychic.
She knows about the Dominican group chat.
ALL:# Sweet Caroline Boom, boom, boom... #
Listen, sometimes, you've got to swallow your pride
and you've got to say sorry, yeah? "Elma, I'm sorry."
And whatever she does with that is on Elma.
# The only, only, only
# Only, only, only
# The only way is up
# Baby
# For you and me now
# The only way is up
# Baby
# For you and me now... #
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