I've got good news, Emily.
Your daddy wired the ransom into
my account, so I no longer need
you.
Xavier, when you get up to
5,000 feet, Chuck her out.
I want to hear you go splat,
little lady.
Sorry about that,
vargas, but you can't board a
plane with more than two bags --
scumbags, that is.
Marshal Chris monsanto.
Who's the new partner?
The name's trace domino.
Wow.
Maybe this one will survive.
Sorry, vargas.
You can't board a flight with
more than two bags.
Hold on.
Coming up with a witticism.
Diamond gene! Oh!
Oh, I swear...
I will adopt your look in
tribute to your life.
Thanks.
There goes your new partner.
Not again, vargas.
Wait. Wait a second.
How -- how many bags can you
take on a plane again?
Wishbone!
You know something?
The first bullet I put in you is
for diamond gene.
The second one is for wishbone,
and the third one is for that
other guy -- what's his face --
the guy that wore the
trench coat.
You are outnumbered.
Leapfrog?
Leapfrog.
All right, you got it.
Trace!
Let's dance.
I'll lead.
No more, Chris!
You killed him!
Killer! Aah!
Why did you kill him?!
Chris, I'd hoped you'd
never have to use that level
again.
Yeah, well, chief,
after today I won't have to.
I'm done with having a partner.
That's why we're
giving you two partners.
I'd like you to meet
Brett mobley and susie Wagner.
Trace was a great
marshal.
I'm sorry about your
partner, man.
That blows.
I once had a sandwich that I
loved that I dropped on the
ground.
Uh, okay. Good.
Um, hey, chief. Look.
I really don't need Chaz Bono and Renee Richards over there
gumming up works now, okay?
Quite the opposite, monsanto.
Two partners is just what you need.
That way when vargas kills one
of them, you'll only be half as
sad.
Vargas?
Vargas is dead.
Um...That's the other
thing I wanted to talk to you
about.
He's not "dead dead."
He's in critical condition at
city hospital.
I see. Okay. Fine.
Well, you know something, chief,
why don't you get somebody to
move those pictures over to the
"unavenged" side, okay?
There's something I need to
finish.
Chris, not in a
hospital!
After him, you two.
Excuse me.
Um, have you seen this autopsy
report?
It says you were strangled to
death.
But, of course, these reports
can often be wrong.
Time of death -- now.
Good news, bullets.
It's moving day.
You'll be living in vargas from
now on.
Call me at Thanksgiving.
Chris, what are you
doing?!
Well, I'm trying to
exact some revenge, or commit
second-degree murder -- that's
for the courts to decide.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Chris.
Hey.
Thanks a lot for coming to see
me.
You know, the doctor said I got
hurt on my brain, but the nurse
said I can take some special
medicine to make it better
called ice cream.
Chris, you can't shoot
him.
He's simple.
You must have hurt his brain in
that fight.
There's something I want to
show you.
I did it.
That's you.
Hi, I'm Brett.
Hey. Hey. Hi, Brett.
This guy's great!
Aah!
I can't do it.
This isn't the evil bastard who
killed my partners.
But I know he's in there, and
when you're on your feet again,
I'm gonna kill you real good.
Okay.
Good. Good.
Good night, vargas.
Hey, Chris, will you tell me
a bedtime story?
Well, all right.
Uh...Let's see.
Once upon a time, there was a
little bunny rabbit named Chris.
Like you.
Yes, vargas.
Very much like me.
And what this little rabbit
wanted, more than anything else,
was to kill the evil turtle who
had murdered all his buddies.
But the evil turtle's shell was
too soft, and Chris knew it
wouldn't be right to kill him.
So bunny Chris worked very hard
to make the evil turtle's shell
normal again so that he could
stick a gun in his mouth and
blow his brains all over the
forest floor.
So did he make him normal
again?
We'll see,
little turtle.
We shall see.
How's he coming along?
He's still too stupid.
You're not becoming
attached to him, are you?
Are you kidding, chief?
That murderous filth in there?
Be careful, Chris.
Don't worry about me,
chief, okay?
We're entering phase two of our
rehab.
I'm gonna turn that turtle in
there into a killing machine.
And then that killing machine
into a dying machine.
Remember this guy?
Victor Logan -- ran the second
biggest gang in town.
He's your mortal enemy.
Uh-huh.
You're gonna wipe him
and his whole gang out.
It's gonna remind you how sweet
evil tastes.
Chris, tricking a
mentally impaired man into
committing murder for you is
against regulations.
We learned that in
marshal academy day one!
Ooh!
You went to the
marshal academy.
We're so impressed, right,
Chris?
Yeah, you didn't go to
the marshal academy?
No -- yeah. I did.
School is cool.
With vargas out of the
picture, we control the entire
West Side.
The city is ours.
Hi.
Vargas!
That's right.
It's vargas -- your old rival --
and he's in a killing mood.
Right?
Yeah.
Your time is done, vargas!
This is Logan town now.
I see taco bell?
No.
He means "I'll see you in hell."
Kill him!
Aah! Come on, move it!
Wow! That was fun!
Hey, Logan, get up. Come on.
Let's do it again.
He's dead, vargas.
Oh. Okay.
Well, let's do it again wh
he's not dead anymore.
You know, this is just never
gonna work.
I can't kill you.
You're harmless.
Think again, Chris.
I've been wanting to put Logan
down for a long time, and you
just helped me do it.
Wow.
Vargas, you're cured!
You're evil again!
Not quite.
Brain damage -- just an act.
I've been faking it, monsanto,
and you fell right into my trap.
Okay.
I'm gonna put six bullets in
you -- three for my partners you
wasted, one for the time I
wasted, and two for Brett and
susie, in case you waste them
before I waste you.
See you around, kid.
Hey.
Did he look like he was happy?
Vargas, you sound nice
again.
I was just faking faking.
Why?
He was so nice to me.
He was,
like...The best friend in the
world, and I wanted to give him
a present.
I pretended like I was normal...
And then he could kill me.
That's so sweet.
Hey, don't ever tell him the
truth.
Please, don't.
Well, I guess I'll see you
tomorrow.
There we go. Good.
Great job, Chris.
You brought justice to those
brave men by killing an evil
villain with all his mental
faculties.
Well, thanks, kid.
And you know what, I guess you
guys can stay after all, okay?
All right.
Get out of here, guys.
Off you go.
Yeah.
All right.
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