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>> Chris: LET'S SHOW THEM A

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AAH!

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>> Brett: IT'S OKAY, BUDDY!

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>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> Chris: AAH!

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>> Susie: I JUST WANT YOU TO

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KNOW, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

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>> Chris: OKAY, WHATEVER.

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>> I KNOW EVERYTHING.

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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>> WE'RE GONNA BRAIN DRAIN HIM.

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>> MARSHALL CHRIS.

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>> Chris: JUST A SECOND.

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>> Susie: "OKAY, CHRIS!"

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THEY'RE CALLED AP'P'PALS.

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>> BACK-TO-BACK STACK'N'JACK.

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OH!

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>> Susie: CHRIS, YOU MADE ME AN

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APP'P'PAL.

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>> Chris: YEAH.

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>> Susie: "TIDAL WAVE!"

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>> [ VOMITS ]

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>> Susie: SON OF A BITCH.

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I SAW CHRIS KILL BRETT.

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>> RUN!

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>> YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED OF

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YOUR STATUS AS A U.S. MARSHAL.

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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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>> Chris: [ CHOKING ]

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>> CHRIS.

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>> Chris: WAIT A SECOND.

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I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.

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SUSIE, IT'S CHRIS.

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I GOT SET UP.

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THERE AREN'T ANY BLADES IN HERE.

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>> Susie: SO BRETT WASN'T KILLED

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AT ALL.

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>> Chris: HE MIGHT STILL BE

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ALIVE.

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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]

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>> Susie: AAH! RUN!

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>> SEE YOU SOON, CHRISSY.

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>> THE U.S. MARSHAL SERVICE WAS

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STARTED BY A SECRET CABAL -- THE

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ANCIENTS.

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FIVE CHOSEN ONES.

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"THE PROJECT."

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BRETT WAS ONE OF THE CHOSEN

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ONES.

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>> WELCOME TO SHINEYTOWN, FOLKS.

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[ ZAPPING ]

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>> SHOE...

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>> BRETT'S DEAD.

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>> BRETT'S NOT REALLY DEAD.

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THE ANCIENTS TOOK HIM...

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TO KARTUUK.

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>> FIND MOBLEY.

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FINISH THIS THING ALREADY.

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>> Chris: OH. [ SCOFFS ]

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>> Susie: CHRIS, WHAT ARE WE

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EVEN LOOKING FOR?

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>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW.

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FRED...SOMEBODY?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.

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>> Susie: I CAN'T DO THIS.

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I'M SO TIRED, I JUST WANT TO LAY

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DOWN AND BE DEAD FOR A LITTLE

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WHILE.

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I AM SO HUNGRY.

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>> Chris: WELL, I GOT THIS.

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>> Susie: IS THAT THE DINNER

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ROLL YOU FOUND IN THE WOOD

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CHIPPER?

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>> Chris: WE COULD SPLIT IT.

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>> Susie: NO, THAT'S BEEN IN

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YOUR POCKET FOR LIKE 15 YEARS.

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HEY -- OH!

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>> Chris: MMM.

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OH.

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[ STOMACH RUMBLES ]

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OH.

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OH, BOY.

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>> Susie: AAAAAAAH!

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>> Chris: OKAY.

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THAT WAS NOT A KEEPER.

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>> Susie: CHRIS...

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LOOK.

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[ BELL JINGLES ]

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>> Chris: LISTEN UP, LADY.

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WE HAVE SPENT YEARS ROAMING THIS

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EARTH, WE HAVE GIVEN UP OUR

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LIVES LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND

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BRETT MOBLEY.

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NOW I'M ONLY GONNA ASK YOU

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ONCE -- WHERE IS H--

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>> LEVEL THREE.

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>> Chris: OKAY.

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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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WHAT THE HELL?

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>> WOOP.

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HOLD IT.

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>> Chris: SUGALSKI.

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>> CHRIS.

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>> Chris: SUSAN, GRAB MY HEAD

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SHAVER.

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I'M ABOUT TO GO ROMPER STOMPER

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ON THIS MOTHER.

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>> HANG ON.

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I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU THE

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TRUTH.

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YOU'RE TOO LATE TO STOP IT NOW.

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FIRST OFF, I'M SORRY WE TOOK

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BRETT, BUT HE WAS NEEDED FOR A

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HIGHER PURPOSE.

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>> Chris: THE "PROJECT"?

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>> THAT'S RIGHT -- THE PROJECT.

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IT WAS

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PROPHESIZED THAT THERE WOULD BE

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FIVE "CHOSEN ONES."

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THE ANCIENTS STARTED THE MARSHAL

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SERVICE IN ORDER TO FIND THESE

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CHOSEN ONES, AND WE'VE BEEN

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COLLECTING THESE CHOSEN ONES

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EVER SINCE.

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WE HAD FOUR CHOSEN ONES.

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BRETT WAS THE FIFTH.

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CHOSEN ONE.

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>> Chris: BUT...WHAT IS THE

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PROJECT?

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>> OH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO

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SEE IT.

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THE PROJECT.

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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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>> Susie: OH, MY GOD.

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CHRIS, LOOK.

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>> Brett: HEY, BUDDIES!

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>> Chris: BRETT!

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>> Brett: HEY, CHECK OUT MY NEW

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ROCK FRIEND.

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BACK

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MASSAGE.

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OOH, OOH!

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AAH!

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>> Chris: NO!

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NO, STOP!

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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>> SOUL SUCK!

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[ CHOSEN ONES SCREAMING ]

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>> Susie: OH, MY GOD.

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>> Chris: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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HUH?

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>> OKAY, WHO GOT PINK GOOP ALL

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OVER MY YOGA MAT?

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>> Brett: YOGA MAT?

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MY BAD.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A

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MAT.

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>> UM, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S

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NOT A THING.

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>> Brett: NOTE TO SELF -- INVENT

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YOGURT MAT AFTER YOU STRIKE IT

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RICH WITH THE PIZZA PILLOW.

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>> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

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>> Brett: IT GIVES YOUR DREAMS

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EXTRA SAUSAGE, INSTEAD OF EXTRA

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NAKED BRYANT GUMBELS.

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>> UM, YOU WENT THERE.

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>> Chris: WHY ARE YOU DOING

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THIS?

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>> DISTRACTION, CHRIS.

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WE HAVE TO KEEP THE MASSES

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APPEASED, OR ELSE, CHAOS.

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>> Chris: AND YOU GUYS WROTE

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>> WELL, THERE IS A SCRIPT, BUT

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WE JUST USE IT AS A JUMPING-OFF

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POINT.

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WE'LL SHOOT A FEW TAKES AS

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WRITTEN AND THEN KIND OF MESS

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AROUND A LITTLE BIT.

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>> GUYS, VALENTINE'S DAY IS

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TOMORROW, AND YOU PROMISED YOU'D

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HELP WITH MY Match.com PROFILE!

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>> Brett: AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO

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LIGHT A match.com IN THE

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bathroom.stink.

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>> WHERE'S THAT SOUND COMING

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FROM?

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>> THIS SUCKS!

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[ CROWD BOOING ]

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Susie: SO, THAT'S IT?

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>> UH, WE'VE DECIDED TO PULL IT

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FOR RETOOLING.

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>> THIS SUCKS!

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>> Chris: YOU TOOK BRETT AWAY

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FROM US FOR THAT?

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>> Susie: YOU KILLED HIM FOR

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NOTHING.

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>> THAT SUCKED!

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>> LET'S TRASH THIS PLANET!

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[ ALL SHOUTING ]

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>> Chris: GREAT. YOUR LITTLE

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GARBAGE SKY SHOW PISSED

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EVERYBODY OFF SO MUCH THEY WANT

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TO DESTROY THE WORLD.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO HERE?

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THINK. WHAT DO WE GOT?

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UH...

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[ EXPLOSION ]

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OH! DO YOU STILL HAVE THOSE

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DUMBASS APPLES?

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>> Susie: WHY?

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>> Chris: USE THEM!

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>> Susie: WHAT? NO!

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YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE STUPID!

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>> Chris: NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE

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GREAT!

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DO YOUR DUMB SHOW!

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>> Susie: REALLY?

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>> Chris: YEAH!

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OKAY, I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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GO DO IT.

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>> MARSHMALLOWS! MARSHMALLOWS!

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MARSHMALLOWS!

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>> ♪ PURPOSE, THEN BELIEVING

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>> Susie: "HEY, EVERYONE'S REAL

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MAD AND THEY WANT TO DESTROY

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THE WORLD!"

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"OH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"

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"USE YOUR DUMB APPLES!"

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"REALLY?"

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"I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU STUPID

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DUNCE!"

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"OH!

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THANK YOU!"

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>> THIS SUCKS!

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>> BOOOOOOO!

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>> Susie: "OH, THAT MAKES ME

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SAD!"

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>> YEAH, BUT IT'S SO BAD,

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IT'S...GOOD!

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>> Susie: "HEY, HOW ARE YOU

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DOING?"

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"HEY, YOU'RE A DUMMY!"

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>> IT'S SO BAD, IT'S GOOD!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Chris: SUSIE! SUSIE!

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YOU DID IT!

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YOU SAVED THE PLANET WITH YOUR

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STUPID, DUMB, WEIRD, ROTTEN

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THINGS.

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THEY LOVE IT!

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>> Susie: THEY LIKE IT

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IRONICALLY.

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>> Chris: SO WHO CARES?

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THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS.

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I'M PROUD OF YOU.

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BUT I'M AFRAID THIS IS FAREWELL.

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>> Susie: WHAT? NO!

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>> Chris: YEAH, I HAVE TO GO

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AVENGE OUR FALLEN FRIEND BRETT.

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>> Susie: WELL, LET ME GO WITH

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YOU.

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>> Chris: NO. Y-YOU BELONG HERE,

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DOING YOUR SHOW FOR THE WORLD TO

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LIVE-SNARK.

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I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME BLOOD.

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AU REVOIR.

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OH.

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OKAY.

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>> Susie: GOODBYE, CHRIS.

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"HEY, SUSIE, BYE-BYE.

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>> ...JUST TAKING THE SAME

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ELEMENTS THAT WE HAVE.

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HEY, CHRIS.

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ME AND THE OTHER ANCIENTS ARE

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GONNA DO A LITTLE NOTE SESH ON

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THE SKYLET IF YOU WANT TO STICK

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AROUND OR...

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>> Chris: YOU'RE AN ANCIENT?

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>> YEAH.

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YOU NEVER WONDERED WHY I ALWAYS

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WEAR MY HAT SO LOW?

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>> Chris: [ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU'RE GONNA DIE BAD.

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>> AS BAD AS YOUR FRIEND QUINT?

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>> Chris: YOU KILLED QUINT?

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>> AND GRINT.

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>> Chris: OKAY, I'M SORRY. WHO?

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>> LONG STORY.

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BUT IT ENDS WITH ME KILLING

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QUINT.

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AND GRINT.

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>> Chris: SAY HELLO TO MY

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SIZE-12 BUSTER BRAINS.

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>> OHH!

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GO AHEAD.

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DO IT, CHRIS.

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BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST THE

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OTHERS.

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YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE HEAD

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HON...

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OHH!

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...CHO.

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CHRIS.

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[ BONES CRACK ]

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ GUN COCKS ]

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[ GUN COCKS ]

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>> Chris: AAH!

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OH, DAMN IT! I'M BLIND!

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OH, GOD. UH...

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[ GUN COCKS ]

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AH! OKAY. UH...

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COME ON, COME ON.

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[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-

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AAH!

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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OKAY, HONCH, I FOUND YOU.

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NO MORE SEARCHING, NO MORE

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QUESTIONS.

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IT'S JUST KILL TIME NOW.

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>> Brett: HOW TERRIBLE IS WISDOM

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WHEN IT BRINGS NO PROFIT TO THE

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WISE, CHRIS?

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>> Chris: DO WHA?

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>> Brett: [ CHUCKLES ]

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OH, BUDDY...

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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS SO MANY

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TIMES BEFORE.

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>> ♪ I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE

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♪ HOW LONG...

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>> Brett: YOU DON'T REMEMBER,

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DO YOU?

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YOU NEVER REMEMBER.

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>> Chris: REMEMBER WHAT?

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>> Brett: THIS, YOU AND ME...

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THIS DANCE WE DO.

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>> Brett: WE'VE BEEN DOING IT

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FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, CHRISSY.

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WE'LL DO IT FOR THOUSANDS MORE.

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I MESS AROUND WITH YOU UNTIL I

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GET BORED.

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I LEAVE.

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YOU COME AND FIND ME.

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WE HAVE THIS TALK.

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AND THEN WE DO IT ALL...

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OVER...

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AGAIN.

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>> Chris: ARE YOU, UM, THE...?

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>> Brett: YEAH.

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>> Chris: WHY DID YOU PICK ME?

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>> Brett: WELL, IT'S FUN BEING

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THE DEVIL, BUT...

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YOU STILL GOT TO LIVE IN HELL.

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I'M STUCK HERE, TOO.

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YOU'RE GOOD TO PLAY WITH.

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YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.

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>> Chris: UGH. OH, NO.

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UGH. OKAY.

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WELL, HOW DOES THIS END?

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>> Brett: Shh.

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AHHHHHHH.

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>> Chris: MARSHALS,

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ANCIENT ROME, THE FUTURE,

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NAZI GERMANY, THE WILD WEST, AND

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GRAB BAG.

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>> Brett: I'LL BE THAT CAB

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DRIVER YOU CAN'T STAND.

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I'LL BE THAT ANNOYING ROBOT THAT

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WON'T SCRAM AND LET YOU JUST

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ENJOY A GOOD OLD SPACE BEER.

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I'LL BE THAT IDIOT SON YOU WISH

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YOU NEVER HAD.

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WHEREVER YOU ARE...

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I'LL BE THERE.

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>> Chris: OKAY.

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ALL RIGHT. I'M READY.

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THERE'S JUST ONE THING.

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>> Brett: HMM?

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>> Chris: YOU'RE GOING FOR A

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LITTLE RIDE.

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AND I HOPE YOU PACKED YOUR LAGS.

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>> Brett: OHH.

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YOU LAGGED ME.

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>> Chris: MM.

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>> Brett: WHEN?

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>> Chris: IT'S BEEN A LITTLE PET

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PROJECT OF MINE, BRETT -- LITTLE

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STAB HERE, LITTLE SLICE HERE,

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LITTLE CUT THERE.

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>> Brett: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Chris: SWEETHEART, I HAVE

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BEEN SCORING YOU FOR YEARS.

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>> Brett: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

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>> Chris: HMM.

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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

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OKAY.

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[ CHOKING ]

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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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[ INSTRUMENTS TUNING ]

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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, LET ME

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LAY ON YOU A SO-SO U.S. MARSHAL,

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NOT MUCH OF A HUMANITARIAN, AND

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THIS CAT WAS NEVER NOBODY'S

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FRIEND.

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IN HIS FINAL APPEARANCE ON THE

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GREAT STAGE OF LIFE,

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MR. CHRIS MONSANTO!

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ ORGAN PLAYING ]

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>> Chris: ♪ BYE-BYE, LIFE

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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♪ BYE BYE, HAPPINESS

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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♪ HELLO, LONELINESS

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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♪ I THINK I'M GONNA DIE

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[ LAUGHS ]

440
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♪ I THINK I'M GONNA DIE

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[ TEMPO INCREASES ]

442
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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, LOVE

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♪ BYE-BYE, SWEET CARESS

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>> Chris: ♪ HELLO, EMPTINESS

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♪ I FEEL LIKE I COULD DIE

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE,

447
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GOODBYE ♪

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>> Chris: ♪ BYE-BYE, MY LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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>> Chris: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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>> ♪ UNH

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♪ UNH

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♪ UNH

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♪ UNH

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, LIFE

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♪ BYE-BYE, HAPPINESS

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♪ HELLO, LONELINESS

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>> Chris: ♪ I THINK I'M GONNA

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DIE ♪

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>> ♪ I THINK HE'S GONNA DIE

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♪ I THINK HE'S GONNA DIE

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♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE, GOODBYE

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>> Chris: ♪ BYE-BYE, MY LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE, GOODBYE

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DUDE'S ANNOYING!

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HALLELUJAH!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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OH!

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GIVE IT TO ME!

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OH!

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GIVE IT TO ME!

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♪ BYE, BYE, BYE, BYE

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♪ BYE-BYE, HAPPINESS

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♪ HELLO

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♪ HELLO

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♪ I THINK HE'S GONNA DIE

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>> ♪ I THINK HE'S GONNA DIE

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>> Both: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA,

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LA LA LA ♪

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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>> Both: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA,

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LA LA LA ♪

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>> ♪ I THINK HE'S GONNA DIE

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>> Both: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA

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>> Chris: ♪ BYE-BYE

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>> [ FINGERS CLICK ]

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>> Chris: ♪ MY LIFE

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>> OH, YEAH!

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>> Chris: ♪ GOODB-Y-Y-Y-Y-YE

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[ BEEPING ]

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[ FINALE PLAYS ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> ♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE,

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GOODBYE ♪

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♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE, GOODBYE

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THANK YOU!

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♪ BYE-BYE, YOUR LIFE, GOODBYE

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DUDE'S ANNOYING!

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HALLELU--

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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> ♪ BABE

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>> KERPLUMP!

515
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>> ♪ BABY

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♪ CHRISTMAS IS SOONER

517
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♪ SUMMER'S SOONER

518
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♪ SOONER THAN YOU THINK

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♪ YEAH, BABY

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♪ IT WILL BE HERE IN A BLINK

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♪ WELL, CHRISTMAS

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IS SOONER THAN YOU THINK ♪

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♪ MM

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♪ DECORATE YOUR HOUSE WITH THE

525
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LIGHTS ♪

526
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♪ THERE'S CHRISTMAS CARDS TO

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LIGHT ♪

528
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♪ GOT YOURSELF A CHRISTMAS

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TREE ♪

530
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♪ AND THE MISTLETOE FOR YOU

531
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AND ME ♪

532
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:42,729
>> UNH!