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COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

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>> OKAY.

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>> RELAX!

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LEAVE THIS TO ADELMAN.

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AAH!

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>> ADELMAN'S BADGE-SEEKING
BULLETS.

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"BECAUSE THEY LEFT YOU NO
CHOICE."

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>> CHRISTOPHER TITUS MONSANTO,
THIS PANEL HAS FOUND YOU LIABLE

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IN THE DEATH OF BRETT MOBLEY.

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YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED OF YOUR
STATUS AS A U.S. MARSHAL AND

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BANNED FROM ALL LAW-ENFORCEMENT
ACTIVITY.

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FURTHERMORE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO
VACATE YOUR MARSHAL-PROVIDED

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HOUSING, AND YOU SHALL BE
REQUIRED TO CARRY ON YOUR PERSON

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THIS DISGRACEMENT GIFT -- A
MOTORIZED WAGGING HEAD, WHICH

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WILL SERVE AS A REMINDER OF YOUR
SHAME, UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE.

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CASE CLOSED.

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>> OKAY.

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>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, MONSANTO?

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YOU WANT TO ARREST US?

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OH, RIGHT.

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YOU CAN'T!

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>> Chris: OH, GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARDS.

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>> WELCOME TO THE MILTFORD ARMS.

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SORRY YOU WOUND UP HERE.

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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> Chris: DO YOU HAVE ANY
AVAILABLE BEDS?

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>> I CAN PUT YOU IN BUNK
NUMBER 2.

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NO WAILIN' AFTER 10:00.

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NO SOBBIN' AFTER MIDNIGHT.

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AND IF YOU SLIT YOUR WRISTS,
PLEASE DO IT IN THE BUCKET

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PROVIDED.

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>> [ SNORING ]
>> Chris: UM, EXCUSE ME, FELLAS,

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I THINK ONE OF THESE IS MINE.

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THE WOMAN AT THE FRONT SAID THAT
THERE WAS AN OPENING IN BUNK

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NUMBER 2.

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>> UP.

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>> Chris: [ SIGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]

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>> THAT'LL STOP WHEN YOUR BODY
ACCLIMATES.

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NAME'S GRANDY.

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I'M KING OF THIS BUNK.

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>> Chris: CHRIS.

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>> HEADS UP, BOYS! I'M DROPPING!

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>> BACK IT UP!

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[ MAN SCREAMING ]
[ BODY THUDS ]

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WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET TO
THE BOTTOM -- FLOP TILL YOU DROP

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TILL YOU PLOP.

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ONLY OTHER WAY IS TO WAIT IT
OUT.

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STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH, YOU
GET TO THAT COVETED BOTTOM BUNK.

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FLOOR SPACE, NO CLIMBIN', THE
WORKS.

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THAT IS, IF THAT FAT SACK
WILLIE DuFRESNE EVER VACATES.

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>> Chris: I THINK I MET THAT
GUY.

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KIND OF A DICK.

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>> HE DIDN'T EVEN EARN IT.

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HE GOT THAT SWEET BOTTOM BUNK
THE DAY HE ARRIVED BECAUSE HE

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CLAIMED HE WAS "TOO FAT TO
CLIMB."

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AND WORST OF ALL, HE'S A DIRTY
THIEF.

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>> Chris: THIEF?

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>> UH-HUH.

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I RECKON HE'S BEEN STEALIN' FROM
ALL OF US WHILE WE'RE ASLEEP.

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>> Chris: WELL, HOW?

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>> NO ONE KNOWS, BUT ALL THE
FELLAS BEEN MISSIN' STUFF.

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AND I KNOW IT'S HIM, CHRIS.

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I JUST KNOW IT.

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>> I'M DROPPIN'!

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AAAAAH!

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>> WHY, JUST THIS MORNING I WOKE
UP MISSING MY GOLDENEST WATCH.

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[ BODY THUDS ]
AND I KNOW IT WAS HIM, CHRIS.

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I JUST KNOW IT.

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>> Chris: HMM.

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>> Susie: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

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>> CONGRATS, YOUNG LADY.

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WITH CHRIS GONE, THANKS TO YOU
RATTIN' ON HIM, YOU'RE BEING

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PROMOTED TO SUPERVISING MARSHAL.

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>> Susie: REALLY?

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I'M GETTING A PROMOTION?

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>> DAMN RIGHT.

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YOU KEEP IT UP AND ONE DAY
YOU'LL BE SITTING ON THIS SIDE

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OF THE DESK.

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AAH!

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[ GRUNTING ]
[ WHIMPERING ]

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>> [ GRUNTING ]
I'M GONNA GO DUMP.

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>> [ GRUNTING ]
I'M GONNA GO DUMP.

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>> Chris: JACKPOT!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', STRETCH?

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>> Chris: CATCHING YOU
FAT-HANDED, RED-ASS.

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THIS WAS STOLEN FROM GRANDY'S
BUNK.

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>> THEN SOMEBODY MUST'VE PUT IT
IN MINE.

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YOU SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

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I COULD NEVER CLIMB THAT HIGH.

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YOU PROVE I COULD CLIMB, I'LL DO
THE TIME.

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[ DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES ]

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>> Chris: OKAY!
ALL RIGHT, I THINK I GOT IT.

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>> YEAH?

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>> Chris: YOU SEE, WHAT YOU KNOW
AS A FAT MAN NAMED

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WILLIE DUFRESNE IS ACTUALLY TWO
SMALL CHILDREN IN A FAT SUIT.

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THEY COME OUT OF IT AT NIGHT,
THEY CLIMB UP HERE, AND THEY

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STEAL EVERYBODY'S STUFF.

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AND I KNOW JUST WHO THEY ARE,
TOO.

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IT'S THOSE McALLISTER BROTHERS,
THOSE ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARDS.

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I JUST SAW THEM IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD.

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>> THAT'S SOME THEORY.

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>> Chris: NO, BELIEVE ME,
GRANDY -- I WAS A U.S. MARSHAL

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FOR SEVERAL YEARS.

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WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF
THING ALL THE TIME.

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>> WHAT DO WE DO?

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>> Chris: WELL, I'M GONNA EXPOSE
THEM.

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BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.

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>> I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS.

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I'M ON PRETTY THIN ICE WITH THE
MEDICAL BOARD ALREADY.

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>> Chris: LOOK, DOC, ALLS I NEED
YOU TO DO IS HELP ME CHLOROFORM

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THOSE LITTLE RATS, STRAP THEM
DOWN IN THE BASEMENT, AND THEN

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CUT OPEN THAT FAT SUIT.

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>> AND YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?

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>> Chris: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE
SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE,

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PETER.

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THIS COULD REALLY PUT ME BACK ON
TOP.

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>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

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>> Chris: OKAY, IT'S SLEEPYTIME,
BOYS.

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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.

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I GIVE YOU THE McALLISTER
BROTHERS.

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[ ALL GROANING ]

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[ CELL DOOR SLAMS ]
STILL DOESN'T ADD UP.

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>> SHUT UP!

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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

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SHUT IT!

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AAH!

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AAH! AAH! AAH!

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[ GRUNTING ]
AAAAH!

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[ HEAD SLAMMING ]
>> Susie: YEP, THAT'S THEM.

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I PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET YOU
GUYS OUT.

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>> Chris: GREAT.

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THANKS, SUZE.

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>> Susie: BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU
ANYMORE AFTER THIS.

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NO MORE CRIME-FIGHTING.

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AND, GARDNER, WE'RE CANCELING
YOUR CONTRACT WITH THE MARSHAL'S

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OFFICE.

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>> NO!

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NO, NO, NO!

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THAT MONEY.

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I'VE GOT MASSIVE DEBTS.

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[ FLATLINE ]
WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU

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DOING WITH MY MACHINES?

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>> REPOSSESSING THEM.

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THIS EQUIPMENT NOW BELONGS TO
CONFEDERATED MUTUAL.

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YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE LETTING YOU
KEEP THE PATIENTS.

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>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
>> ALL OF THOSE COMA PATIENTS

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ARE DEAD THANKS TO YOUR FISCAL
IRRESPONSIBILITY.

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THIS PANEL HEREBY REVOKES YOUR
LICENSE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE.

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IT'S OVER, PETE.

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IT'S OVER.

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>> "BY THE TIME YOU ALL READ
THIS, I WILL HAVE COMMITTED MY

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ACT.

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AND THE MARSHALS WILL PAY FOR
WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME.

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I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD NO CHOICE."

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[ TYPEWRITER BELL DINGS ]
WOW.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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JUST TYPING THAT, I FEEL A LOT
BETTER.

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MAYBE I WON'T DO IT AFTER ALL.

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OH, DAMN IT!

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WATCH OUT!

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HEY!

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OH, GOD.

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>> GARDNER'S SNAPPED.

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KILL ON SIGHT!

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>> GUYS, I CAN EXPLAIN.

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>> LET HIM GO.

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HE WON'T MAKE IT MORE THAN A
FEW FEET.

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ONCE HE REACHES THE CURB, HE'S
SANITATION'S PROBLEM.

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[ GURGLING ]

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>> WHAT A DUMP.

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>> HEY! HE'S BACK -- THE GUY
THAT KILLED THAT FAT ASSHOLE!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> CHRIS.
GUYS GOT TO TALKIN' AND WE THINK
YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BOTTOM BUNK.

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>> Chris: REALLY?

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>> YOU EARNED IT, KID.

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>> Chris: AS IT TURNS OUT, THESE
GUYS WERE ALL RIGHT FELLAS AFTER
ALL.

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AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A
WHILE, I FELT LIKE I HAD A HOME.

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>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, MONSANTO?

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YOU WANT TO ARREST US?

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OH, RIGHT.

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YOU CAN'T!

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>> Chris: YEP.

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THESE GUYS WERE A-OKAY IN
MY BOOK -- THE SALT OF THE

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EARTH, CROP OF THE TOPS, CREAM
OF THE JEANS.

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[ BOARDS CREAKING ]
[ CRACK! ]

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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]

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>> Chris: UM...

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THIS ROOM'S OCCUPIED.

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>> Brett: OH.

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WELL, ISN'T THIS ROOM 312?

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>> Chris: UH-HUH.

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>> Brett: WELL, THEY GAVE ME
THIS KEY.

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TOLD ME EVERY OTHER ROOM IN THE
HOTEL WAS BOOKED.

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WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ROOMIES
TONIGHT, FRIEND.

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NAME'S RAY MULTON.

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>> Chris: EARL HINSLEY.

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HAVE WE MET?

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>> Brett: WELL, I DON'T THINK
SO. I'D REMEMBER A HANDSHAKE
LIKE THAT, EARL.

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YOU IN TOWN FOR THE CONVENTION?

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>> Chris: UH-HUH.

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>> Brett: YEAH, NOT ME.

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JUST PASSING THROUGH.

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GOT MY EYE ON THIS BIG DEAL IN
TOLEDO, AND, BOY, DO I EVER

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NEED IT.

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NO ONE IS BUYING.

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CINCINNATI WAS A REAL KICK IN
THE PANTS.

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>> Chris: UM...

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YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN TO BE
RUDE, BUT I THINK I'M JUST GONNA

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TAKE A SHOWER AND HIT THE SACK.

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>> Brett: OH.

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OH, SHOWER'S BROKEN.

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BUT YOU HUNGRY?

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MAYBE WE SHOULD ORDER UP SOME
ROOM SERVICE.

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>> Chris: OKAY, SURE.

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>> Brett: HEY, THIS IS AWKWARD,
BUT YOU THINK YOU COULD COVER ME

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ON THIS?

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I, UH -- I'M IN A BIT OF A ROUGH
SPOT.

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CINCINNATI AND ALL.

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>> Chris: UH, OKAY...

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I GUESS.

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[ Ringing ]
THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING.

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>> Brett: WELL, OF COURSE NOT,
EARL.

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EVERYONE'S DEAD.

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>> Chris: W-WHAT?

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>> Brett: WELL, EVERYONE IN THE
WORLD IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR YOU

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AND ME.

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WHY DO YOU THINK CINCINNATI WAS
SO TOUGH?

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>> Chris: WAIT.

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IF EVERYONE'S DEAD...

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WHY IS THERE NO VACANCIES?

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>> Brett: WELL, PROBABLY BECAUSE
OF THE BIG CONVENTION IN TOWN.

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YOU KNOW.

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LOOK, I TELL YOU WHAT -- I'M
GONNA GO OUT, RUSTLE US UP SOME

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GRUB.

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YOU STAY HERE AND TAKE A NICE
HOT SHOWER.

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OKAY?

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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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>> Chris: WAIT, WAIT...

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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[ CRACKING ]

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[ GASPS ]
AAH!

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>> WE GOT HIM!

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THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH IS
DEAD!

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AND WE TRICKED HIM INTO KILLIN'
THAT FAT-ASS!

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[ ALL HOOTING, CHEERING ]

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>> Chris: [ CHOKING ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING LOUDLY ]
[ COUGHING ]

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>> CHRIS!

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR
YOU.

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>> Chris: TESS?

250
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>> I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING FROM
BRETT'S HOUSE, AND I DON'T WANT

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TO GO ALONE.

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OOH.

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[ GASPS ]
>> Chris: GEEZ.

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REALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TORE
THIS PLACE APART.

255
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>> NAH, I THINK HE WAS JUST A
SORRY SLOB.

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WELL, THIS IS WHAT I WAS
LOOKING FOR.

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AND THIS, TOO.

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YOU KNOW, SENTIMENTAL VALUE AND
WHATNOT.

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>> Chris: SURE.

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>> AND THIS, TOO.

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AND THIS, TOO.

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>> Chris: HEY, UM...

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DID BRETT EVER TALK ABOUT ME,
TO YOU?

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>> OH, YEAH, HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE,
"I KNOW THIS GUY.

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HIS NAME IS CHRIS.

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HE ALWAYS LIKED ASKING IF PEOPLE
TALKED ABOUT HIM."

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>> Chris: MM.

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>> AND THIS, TOO.

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>> Chris: GEEZ, IT'S REALLY
WEIRD BEING HERE.

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IT STILL KIND OF SMELLS LIKE
BRETT.

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>> YEAH?

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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE THIS
SMELL AND TURN IT INTO A STINK?

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>> Chris: OH.

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>> NOW GIVE ME THAT DINK.

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>> Chris: MM. MM. OH.

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>> OH, MON AMOUR!

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[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
JE T'AIME.

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>> Chris: AAH!

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>> Brett: I GUESS YOU WERE
PLANNING ON TELLING HER THAT YOU

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KILLED ME AFTER YOU WERE DONE
BONING HER, YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

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>> Chris: AAH!

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>> Brett: [ LAUGHING ]
>> AH, MON AMOUR.

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UH, HONEY, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT
YOU'RE DOING THERE FOR A SECOND,

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WILL YOU?

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>> "DEAR BRETT, HEY, IT'S YOUR
OLD BUDDY CHRIS."

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>> Chris: WAIT A SECOND.

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I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.

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>> "WHEN WE GO TO THE MILL
TONIGHT FOR THE BIG BUST, DO ME

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A FAVOR AND WEAR THE
ADELMAN'S BRAND MAGNET BELT I

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INCLUDED WITH THIS LETTER.

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I JUST THINK YOU'LL LOOK
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC IN IT."

292
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>> Chris: MAGNET BELT?

293
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>> "YOURS TRULY, THE REAL
CHRIS."

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>> Brett: YOU GOT IT, PAL!

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BRETT.

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>> Chris: IDIOT.

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>> OH, MON AMOUR.

298
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>> Chris: LISTEN, HONEY, UM, HOW
MUCH MORE DO WE GOT TO DO HERE?

299
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LOOK, I THINK I'VE BEEN SET UP
OKAY?

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SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR
EYES AND THINK ABOUT

301
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MAURICE CHEVAILIER OR SOMEBODY
LIKE THAT, AND...

302
00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:15,063
[ MOANS ]
ALL RIGHT, CLEAN UP ON AISLE

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YOU.

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L'CHAIM BABY.

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>> OH, BABY.

306
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[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Susie: SUPERVISING MARSHAL
WAGNER.

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>> Chris: SUSIE, IT'S CHRIS.

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I NEED YOUR HELP.

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>> Susie: WHAT? NO.

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I JUST GOT YOU CLEARED OF MURDER
CHARGES.

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>> Chris: SUSIE, I THINK SOME
EVIL BASTARD SET ME UP.

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I FOUND A LETTER AT BRETT'S
HOUSE THAT WAS FROM ME THAT

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ISN'T FROM ME.

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WE HAVE TO GO CHECK OUT THE
LUMBER MILL.

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>> Susie: CHRIS, NO.

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I HAVE MARSHAL THINGS TO DO.

318
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>> Chris: WHY ARE YOU SO LOYAL
TO THEM?

319
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WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE FOR YOU
EXCEPT PUT YOU DOWN, TAKE CREDIT

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FOR YOUR WORK, AND MAKE FUN OF
YOUR DIFFERENT-SIZED EARS.

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DID ALL THOSE
THINGS TO ME.

322
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>> Chris: YES, AND THEY SAT
SILENT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
YOU IF YOU STAY THERE, RIGHT?

324
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>> Susie: SHUT UP!

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[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]

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OH!

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OH, MY GOD.

328
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:23,438
SO, SOMEONE WROTE BRETT A NOTE
PRETENDING TO BE YOU?

329
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>> Chris: YEAH.

330
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AND IT WAS REALLY HARD TO READ
AT FIRST BECAUSE I WAS IN THE

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MIDDLE OF GIVING TESS A REAL
GOOD...

332
00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:29,813
>> Susie: OKAY, OKAY.

333
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:30,646
>> Chris: YOU KNOW?

334
00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:32,146
>> Susie: UH-HUH.

335
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>> Chris: ANYWAY, WHOEVER WROTE
THE NOTE TOLD BRETT TO WEAR ONE

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OF THESE ADELMAN'S-BRAND
MAGNET BELTS TO THE BUST.

337
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,188
>> Susie: A MAGNET BELT? WHY?

338
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>> Chris: [ GRUNTS ]
SUCKED RIGHT IN BY THE MAGNET.

339
00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,229
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

340
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:50,063
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> Susie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

341
00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:53,854
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
AAAAAAH!

342
00:16:53,938 --> 00:16:55,521
>> Chris: RELAX!

343
00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:56,479
I'M FINE.

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DON'T GET YOUR GRUNCH IN A
BUNCH.

345
00:16:57,979 --> 00:16:59,354
>> Susie: WHAT HAPPENED?

346
00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:01,646
>> Chris: WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THERE
AREN'T ANY BLADES IN HERE, BUT

347
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,021
APPARENTLY THERE ARE SOME BLOOD
SPRINKLERS.

348
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,979
BRETT JUST GOT SUCKED INTO THE
BOX.

349
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:07,896
>> Susie: SO BRETT WASN'T KILLED
AT ALL.

350
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,104
HE WAS JUST KIDNAPPED!

351
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:11,229
THAT BODY AT THE FUNERAL MUST
HAVE BEEN A FAKE.

352
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,021
DID THEY LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND?

353
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:17,063
>> Chris: JUST SOME PILLOWS AND
THIS DINNER ROLL WITH A

354
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MOBLEY-SIZED BITE OUT OF IT.

355
00:17:18,729 --> 00:17:20,146
>> Susie: OKAY, CHRIS, DON'T
EAT THAT.

356
00:17:20,229 --> 00:17:21,229
THAT'S EVIDENCE.

357
00:17:21,313 --> 00:17:23,146
>> Chris: EH, OKAY.

358
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:26,896
WELL, SUSIE, YOU CAN CALL ME
"DANNY THOMAS'S COFFEE TABLE,"

359
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:31,396
BECAUSE MY NAME IS ABOUT TO BE
CLEAR.

360
00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:33,563
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

361
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,604
>> Susie: SOMEONE WANTED YOU TO
TAKE THE FALL FOR BRETT'S DEATH.

362
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:41,229
>> Chris: YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO FIND ME A GOOD LAWYER.

363
00:17:41,313 --> 00:17:43,563
WHEN I SELL THE MOVIE RIGHTS,
THEY'LL PROBABLY GIVE ME LIKE

364
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,771
SIX FIGURES UP FRONT AND THEN
SCREW ME ON THE SEQUELS.

365
00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:46,438
THOSE PRICKS.

366
00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:47,479
FORGET IT. I'M OUT.

367
00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:49,604
>> Susie: CAN YOU HELP ME DIG,
PLEASE?

368
00:17:49,688 --> 00:17:50,729
>> Chris: NO, I'M SORRY.

369
00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:51,729
I CAN'T.

370
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:52,854
BAD BACK, BAD SACK.

371
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,063
DON'T WANT TO GO INTO IT.

372
00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:55,229
BUT YOU'RE DOING ACES.

373
00:17:55,313 --> 00:17:56,729
GOOD JOB.

374
00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:58,021
OH, OKAY.

375
00:17:58,104 --> 00:18:00,563
>> Susie: [ GRUNTING ]
YEP, BRING HIM OUT.

376
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:05,354
OKAY, BRETT, IF THIS IS YOUR
REAL BODY, PAL, FORGIVE ME.

377
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:11,354
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Susie: OH.

378
00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,104
>> Chris: WHAM BAM MARZIPAN.

379
00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:19,604
WE BURIED A FAKE CORPSE.

380
00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:22,521
>> Susie: IS IT ACTUALLY MADE OF
MARZIPAN OR DID YOU JUST DO THAT

381
00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:23,896
FOR THE RHYME?

382
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,313
>> Chris: OH, HONEY, YOU CAN
CALL ME "DANNY THOMAS'S COFFEE

383
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:30,104
TABLE" FROM NOW ON BECAUSE MY
NAME IS ABOUT TO BE CLEAR.

384
00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:34,604
[ HUMMING ]
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

385
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:51,396
>> MONSANTO, YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT
OF NERVE SHOWING YOUR FACE

386
00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:52,229
AROUND HERE.

387
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,521
GOT A WHOLE LOT OF NERVE.

388
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:57,313
>> Chris: SUGALSKI, WHILE YOU'VE
BEEN FOOLIN', WE'VE BEEN COOLIN'

389
00:18:57,396 --> 00:18:59,313
DOWN AT THE LUMBER MILL WHERE
BRETT DIED.

390
00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:01,104
HE GOT SUCKED INTO A FAKE
CHIPPER.

391
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:03,188
HE MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE,
SUGALSKI.

392
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:04,771
I GOT SET UP.

393
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,479
I JUST DON'T KNOW BY WHO.

394
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,271
>> TELL ME MORE.

395
00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:10,104
[ BEEPS ]
>> Chris: WELL, THAT'S PRETTY

396
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:11,104
MUCH ALL I GOT.

397
00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:14,688
[ BEEPING ]

398
00:19:16,479 --> 00:19:18,313
>> WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
HOW ARE THINGS?

399
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:19,146
>> Susie: WHAT?

400
00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:20,021
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO HIM?

401
00:19:20,104 --> 00:19:21,438
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
OH.

402
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,271
[ GUNS COCKING ]
>> KILL!

403
00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:27,146
[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
>> Susie: CHRIS, RUN!

404
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:29,854
LET'S GO!

405
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:32,021
>> Chris: WAIT!

406
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,271
CAPPY.

407
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:34,354
CAPPY!

408
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:35,896
CAPPY, ARE YOU IN ON THIS?

409
00:19:35,979 --> 00:19:36,813
>> WHAT?

410
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:37,854
NO.

411
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:39,396
>> Chris: OKAY, WE CAN'T LEAVE
HIM HERE!

412
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,229
OKAY, LET'S PUSH THIS.

413
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,104
TURN IT!

414
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,104
COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE.

415
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:43,854
GET DOWN.

416
00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:45,354
OKAY, STAY LOW.

417
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:46,479
YOU READY?

418
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:49,563
OKAY, ON THREE -- ONE, TWO,
THREE -- PUSH!

419
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:54,563
[ GRUNTING ]

420
00:19:54,646 --> 00:20:03,188
[ GUNS COCKING ]
[ GUNFIRE ]
[ DEMONIC SCREAMING ]

421
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:06,188
>> NEW CLASS IS HERE.

422
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,229
[ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ]
[ DEMONIC SCREAMING ]

423
00:20:18,354 --> 00:20:20,271
>> Susie: AAH!

424
00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:25,896
>> AAAAAH!

425
00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,646
>> Susie: AAH!

426
00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:41,438
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> SEE YOU SOON, CHRISSIE!

427
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,646
[ DEMONIC SCREAM ]

428
00:20:43,729 --> 00:20:49,396
>> ♪ BABY
♪ CHRISTMAS IS SOONER

429
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:56,188
♪ SUMMER'S SOONER
♪ SOONER THAN YOU THINK

430
00:20:56,271 --> 00:21:00,104
♪ MMM
♪ YEAH, BABY

431
00:21:00,188 --> 00:21:03,979
♪ IT WILL BE HERE
♪ IN A BLINK

432
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:08,021
♪ WELL, CHRISTMAS
IS SOONER THAN YOU THINK ♪