1 00:00:01,021 --> 00:00:05,063 >> Chris: LET'S SHOW 'EM THE BACK-TO-BACK STACK AND JACK. [ SCREAMING ] >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED? >> Susie: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. >> Chris: OKAY, WHATEVER. WE'RE GONNA BRAIN DRAIN HIM. [ SQUISH ] >> MARSHAL CHRIS. >> Chris: JUST A SECOND. >> Susie: "OKAY, CHRIS!" THEY'RE CALLED Ap'p'Pals. >> I GOT A COUPLE ROTTEN APPLES FOR YA RIGHT HERE. >> BACK-TO-BACK STACK AND JACK. >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ THUMP ] 2 00:00:05,146 --> 00:00:05,563 MM. 3 00:00:05,646 --> 00:00:06,521 >> YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 4 00:00:06,604 --> 00:00:09,396 >> OH, RELAX. 5 00:00:09,479 --> 00:00:10,563 >> [ SIGHS ] YOU SURE YOUR HUSBAND DIDN'T 6 00:00:10,646 --> 00:00:12,563 FOLLOW US OVER HERE? 7 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,396 >> [ SCOFFS ] MY HUSBAND? PLEASE. 8 00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:16,688 THAT IDIOT'S PROBABLY AT THAT STUPID JUNKYARD WITH THAT 9 00:00:16,771 --> 00:00:18,896 BELOVED CAR CRUSHER OF HIS. 10 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:22,563 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 11 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:23,896 [ SCRAPING ] >> WHAT THE... 12 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:25,438 >> AAH! 13 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:27,563 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> THERE YOU HAVE IT, GENTLEMEN. 14 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:35,021 MY WIFE HUMILIATED ME, BUT NOW SHE SUFFERED A SOMEWHAT GREATER 15 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:38,438 HUMILIATION BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH BY MY CRUSHER. 16 00:00:38,521 --> 00:00:41,188 >> AND YOU'D BE WILLING TO CRUSH OUR CHEATING WIVES, TOO? 17 00:00:41,271 --> 00:00:42,063 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 18 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:44,604 NOW, WHO WANTS TO DO BUSINESS? 19 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:56,229 >> Susie: [ SIGHS ] POOR LAVERNE. 20 00:00:56,313 --> 00:00:59,021 THAT WAS ONE OF THE MORE BOTCHED PUBLIC EXECUTIONS I'VE SEEN. 21 00:00:59,104 --> 00:01:01,146 >> Chris: YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT HE WAS RIGHT. 22 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,479 BURNING. 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,729 >> CHRIS, UH, SUSIE, MEET MARSHAL CRAIG BALMER, BRETT'S 24 00:01:05,813 --> 00:01:06,438 REPLACEMENT. 25 00:01:06,521 --> 00:01:08,604 >> HEY, GUYS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 26 00:01:08,688 --> 00:01:10,104 I HEAR BRETT WAS A REALLY GOOD MAN. 27 00:01:10,188 --> 00:01:12,063 >> Susie: HE WAS A -- >> Chris: YEAH. 28 00:01:12,146 --> 00:01:12,688 >> [ Mumbling ] UH, I DON'T... 29 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,979 >> Susie: SO, WHAT'S THE CASE? 30 00:01:15,063 --> 00:01:17,688 >> WE GOT SEVERAL CALLS FROM LOCAL CUCKOLDS REPORTING THEIR 31 00:01:17,771 --> 00:01:18,938 CHEATING WIVES MISSING. 32 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,854 >> WELL, I'VE GOT JUST THE THING TO HELP YOU TRACK THOSE HARLOTS. 33 00:01:21,938 --> 00:01:25,104 BEHOLD -- CRIME-FIGHTING PILLS, THE GREATEST ADVANCEMENT IN 34 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:27,646 CRIME-FIGHTING SINCE THE BRAIN DRAIN. 35 00:01:27,729 --> 00:01:28,229 HELLO. 36 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:29,354 >> HI. 37 00:01:29,438 --> 00:01:32,146 >> WHY, YOU COULD SAY, WITH THESE PILLS, EVERY HUNCH IS A 38 00:01:32,229 --> 00:01:33,813 HOLE IN -- WHOA! 39 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:36,313 FUCK ME. 40 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:37,813 [ CRUNCHING ] >> WOW! 41 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:40,771 BOWSLEY, THE MARSHAL HOUSE DOG, IS EATING ALL THE CRIME PILLS! 42 00:01:40,854 --> 00:01:42,813 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Chris: SHE'S GONNA BE THE 43 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:46,646 GREATEST CRIME FIGHTING DOG THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! 44 00:01:46,729 --> 00:01:51,521 >> BOWSLEY WAS A GOOD DOG THAT, THROUGH ONE MAN'S, UH, 45 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:54,021 NEGLIGENCE, LEFT US TOO SOON. 46 00:01:54,104 --> 00:01:57,896 SADLY, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS, ANIMALS DON'T ENJOY THE 47 00:01:57,979 --> 00:02:01,479 PROMISE OF AN AFTERLIFE. 48 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:03,896 >> Chris: [ CLEARS THROAT ] EXCUSE ME, MISS. 49 00:02:03,979 --> 00:02:06,771 I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU SHEDDING SOME TEARS. 50 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:08,271 YOU MUST BE AT THE WRONG GRAVE. 51 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:11,104 THIS BELONGS TO BRETT MOBLEY, AND THE ONLY WOMAN AFFECTED BY 52 00:02:11,188 --> 00:02:13,271 HIS DEATH WOULD'VE BEEN HIS BELOVED AUNT JEMIMA. 53 00:02:13,354 --> 00:02:14,604 >> HE WAS MY BROTHER. 54 00:02:14,688 --> 00:02:15,688 >> Chris: OH, I'M SORRY! 55 00:02:15,771 --> 00:02:17,313 I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE FUNERAL. 56 00:02:17,396 --> 00:02:20,104 >> YEAH, WELL, I MISSED IT ON ACCOUNT THAT I WAS BAWLING IN 57 00:02:20,188 --> 00:02:23,313 MY CAR LIKE A PANSY, AND I CRASHED INTO SOME SCUMBAG. 58 00:02:23,396 --> 00:02:27,063 AND HE STARTED SPEWING SOME CRAP AT ME, AND I GOT REALLY TURNED 59 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,188 ON. 60 00:02:28,271 --> 00:02:30,813 SO I SPIT ON HIM, AND THEN HE SHOVED ME, AND WE HAD SEX. 61 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:32,646 [ SIGHS ] >> Chris: HUH? 62 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:33,229 >> I'M TESS. 63 00:02:33,313 --> 00:02:35,188 >> Chris: I'M CHRISTOPHER. 64 00:02:35,271 --> 00:02:37,688 [ SMOOCHES ] >> [ BURPS ] 65 00:02:37,771 --> 00:02:39,479 >> Chris: OH. 66 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:42,021 OH! 67 00:02:42,104 --> 00:02:45,146 >> [ GROANS ] >> Chris: THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 68 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:46,563 [ GRUNTS ] >> CAROL HASN'T COME HOME IN 69 00:02:49,063 --> 00:02:49,438 DAYS. 70 00:02:49,521 --> 00:02:50,646 I'M VERY WORRIED. 71 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:52,771 >> Chris: WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU PACKED A LITTLE MORE 72 00:02:52,854 --> 00:02:55,146 PUNCH IN YOUR BUNCH, SHE WOULDN'T GO WANDERING, EH, LEWY? 73 00:02:55,229 --> 00:02:56,979 >> I DON'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW, MARSHAL. 74 00:02:57,063 --> 00:02:58,563 >> Chris: ALL RIGHT. NO OFFENSE. 75 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,854 IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE BEEN SWAMPED WITH CASES LIKE THIS. 76 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:01,854 CRAIG, DO ME A FAVOR. 77 00:03:01,938 --> 00:03:02,896 CHECK THE TV GUIDE. 78 00:03:02,979 --> 00:03:05,146 SEE IF "ROAD HOUSE" WAS PLAYING ANYTIME LAST WEEK. 79 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:07,563 MAYBE THESE BROADS GOT A TASTE AND WENT SWAYZE-CRAZY. 80 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,646 >> SIR, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR TV GUIDE. 81 00:03:09,729 --> 00:03:11,854 >> THERE MAY BE ONE IN THE LOUNGE. 82 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:13,021 >> Susie: NICE TABLE. 83 00:03:13,104 --> 00:03:15,729 >> CAREFUL. THAT'S AN ANTIQUE. 84 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:17,938 >> IS THAT A CRUSHED HAT IN THERE? 85 00:03:18,021 --> 00:03:19,063 >> Chris: WAIT A SECOND. 86 00:03:19,146 --> 00:03:25,688 THAT'S THE SAME HAT YOUR WIFE IS WEARING IN THIS PHOTO. 87 00:03:25,771 --> 00:03:26,729 AAH. I'M JAMMED! 88 00:03:26,813 --> 00:03:28,063 UH, WATCH OUT. 89 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:33,771 [ METAL SCRAPING ] >> Susie: AAH. 90 00:03:33,854 --> 00:03:35,938 DID YOU MISS HIM? 91 00:03:36,021 --> 00:03:36,896 >> Chris: AND... 92 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:38,729 [ SPLASH ] >> [ LAUGHS ] 93 00:03:38,813 --> 00:03:40,771 FOUR SECONDS. 94 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:41,896 SWEET LAG, CHRIS! 95 00:03:41,979 --> 00:03:43,938 >> Chris: THANKS, KIDDO. 96 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,396 >> Susie: WHAT'S A LAG? 97 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:46,604 >> LAG TIME. 98 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:48,063 AFTER YOU SLICE A GUY IN HALF, IT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE 99 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:49,771 TOP PART TO SLIDE OFF THE BOTTOM. 100 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,188 >> Susie: OH. 101 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:52,271 >> WHAT'S YOUR RECORD? 102 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:53,396 >> Chris: 98 SECONDS. 103 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:53,771 >> OH. 104 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:54,229 >> Chris: YOU? 105 00:03:54,313 --> 00:03:55,271 >> SIX MINUTES. 106 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:56,188 >> Chris: NO WAY. 107 00:03:56,271 --> 00:03:57,271 >> YEAH. 108 00:03:57,354 --> 00:03:59,938 AT THE ACADEMY, THEY USED TO CALL ME...DADDY LONG LAGS. 109 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,271 >> AAH! 110 00:04:01,354 --> 00:04:04,104 >> Susie: [ GASPS ] >> OH, GEEZ. 111 00:04:04,188 --> 00:04:08,354 >> Chris: OH, THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK, KID. 112 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:09,313 BREAK! 113 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:11,813 >> Susie: [ SCOFFS ] >> Chris: GEEZ, YOU'RE NOT 114 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:12,813 BUDGING. 115 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:15,104 >> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ TELEPHONES RINGING ] 116 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,313 >> THAT'S THE SHARPEST SLICE I'VE EVER SEEN. 117 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:19,146 EXCELLENT LAGSMANSHIP -- I'LL SAY THAT. 118 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:20,313 >> HOW LONG DO I GOT? 119 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:24,313 >> WELL, I'D ESTIMATE AROUND 24 HOURS UNTIL SLIDE-OFF, MAYBE 120 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:25,146 22 IF IT GETS WINDY. 121 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:27,271 I SUGGEST YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT. 122 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:31,104 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> Susie: MARSHAL WAGNER. 123 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,229 >> YEAH, IT'S DARREN FISHER FROM THE TV STATION. 124 00:04:33,313 --> 00:04:34,396 >> Susie: OH. HI. 125 00:04:34,479 --> 00:04:36,813 >> LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT AROUND 8:00, I 126 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:38,813 COULD PUT YOUR LITTLE APPLE SHOW ON THE AIR. 127 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:39,396 >> Susie: REALLY?! 128 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,563 YOU WANT THE Ap'p'Pals?! 129 00:04:40,646 --> 00:04:43,771 >> NO, BUT THE MAGICIAN WE HAD BOOKED GOT DIFFERENT KIND OF 130 00:04:43,854 --> 00:04:44,979 BOOKED ON KIDDIE PORN CHARGES. 131 00:04:45,063 --> 00:04:45,646 YOU IN? 132 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:46,146 >> Susie: UH, I'D BE HONORED. 133 00:04:46,229 --> 00:04:46,813 THANK YOU, MR. FISHER! 134 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,729 >> LOOK, I GOT TO RUN. 135 00:04:48,813 --> 00:04:50,521 GOING TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT MY TESTICLES. 136 00:04:50,604 --> 00:04:53,313 APPARENTLY, THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ROTTEN APPLES AFTER 137 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:53,938 ALL. 138 00:04:54,021 --> 00:04:55,479 [ CLICK ] >> Susie: OH -- 139 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,854 SEE YA LATER! 140 00:04:56,938 --> 00:04:58,521 HEY, CHRIS. 141 00:04:58,604 --> 00:05:00,813 CAN YOU COVER FOR ME TOMORROW NIGHT? 142 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:01,854 'CAUSE I HAVE A...THING. 143 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:02,979 >> Chris: YEAH. SURE, KID. 144 00:05:03,063 --> 00:05:04,688 >> Susie: I'M DOING MY Ap'p'Pals SHOW. 145 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,854 >> Chris: [ GROANS ] >> Susie: WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 146 00:05:06,938 --> 00:05:09,104 >> Chris: OH, THAT'S THIS NEW INCENSE I'M BURNING. 147 00:05:09,188 --> 00:05:10,938 IT'S CALLED "BEAU BRIDGES' JOWL CHEESE." 148 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:12,688 >> Susie: IT'S COMING FROM OVER HERE. 149 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,354 [ HISSING ] >> Chris: NO, IT'S NOT COMING 150 00:05:14,438 --> 00:05:15,354 FROM OVER THERE, SUSIE. 151 00:05:15,438 --> 00:05:18,063 NOTHING IS COMING FROM OVER THERE -- 152 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:19,229 SUSAN, I HAD TO DO THAT. 153 00:05:19,313 --> 00:05:20,813 >> Susie: CHRIS! 154 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:21,979 YOU MADE ME AN Ap'p'Pal! 155 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:23,896 I KNEW YOU BELIEVED IN ME! 156 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:24,813 >> Chris: OF COURSE, SUSIE. 157 00:05:24,896 --> 00:05:27,313 I-I LOVE THOSE DISGUSTING THINGS OF YOURS. 158 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:29,771 >> Susie: I'M GONNA FEBREZE HIM AND NAME HIM CHRIS. 159 00:05:29,854 --> 00:05:32,188 >> Chris: OH. AW, THANK YOU. 160 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:32,979 WOW. 161 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:34,396 >> CHRIS, I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 162 00:05:34,479 --> 00:05:35,854 >> Chris: WHO'S IT FROM? 163 00:05:35,938 --> 00:05:37,021 >> UH, IT DIDN'T SAY. 164 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,854 IT JUST SAID TO MEET HIM AT THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AT 4th 165 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,313 AND DUMAINE. 166 00:05:40,396 --> 00:05:40,938 COME ALONE. 167 00:05:41,021 --> 00:05:42,396 HE'LL BE WEARING A BLACK HAT. 168 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:43,063 [ CHUCKLES ] I-I DON'T KNOW. 169 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:51,396 YOU -- >> Chris: HUH. 170 00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:53,771 >> HI, CHRIS. GO ON INSIDE. 171 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,896 I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 172 00:05:57,979 --> 00:06:01,438 NOW, I KNOW WE CLOSED THE MOBLEY CASE AFTER WHITLEY'S CONFESSION, 173 00:06:01,521 --> 00:06:05,771 BUT SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME. 174 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:10,854 SO I WENT BACK...TO THE LUMBER MILL. 175 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,021 >> Chris: [ SIGHS ] OKAY, PAL. 176 00:06:12,104 --> 00:06:14,396 GO AHEAD. NAME YOUR PRICE. 177 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:15,938 >> OH, THAT'LL COME LATER. 178 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:19,396 BUT FIRST, I REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER. 179 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,021 >> Chris: CAN I TELL YOU THAT'S REALLY NOT NECESSARY? 180 00:06:22,104 --> 00:06:23,313 I-I'M NOT ONE FOR POLICE WORK. 181 00:06:23,396 --> 00:06:26,063 >> FROM THE BULLETS THAT WE RECOVERED IN THE WALLS, I COULD 182 00:06:26,146 --> 00:06:28,479 TELL THAT YOU AND BRETT WERE BEING FIRED ON FROM TWO 183 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:29,063 DIRECTIONS. 184 00:06:29,146 --> 00:06:30,229 AND BEHIND YOU... 185 00:06:30,313 --> 00:06:33,521 [ WHIRRING ] ...WAS...THE WOOD CHIPPER! 186 00:06:33,604 --> 00:06:34,896 AAH! 187 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:43,146 >> Chris: [ CLICKING TONGUE ] >> I AM... 188 00:06:52,854 --> 00:06:55,438 A GAY MAN. 189 00:06:55,521 --> 00:07:07,896 [ CHUCKLES ] [ CRYING ] 190 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,938 MARSHMALLOW. MARSHMALLOW. 191 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:11,146 MARSHMALLOW! 192 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:13,146 I MADE A MISTAKE. 193 00:07:13,229 --> 00:07:15,896 UH, I'M NOT GAY. 194 00:07:15,979 --> 00:07:19,271 UH, NOT FOR ME. 195 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:23,646 [ CRYING ] >> Chris: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT 196 00:07:23,729 --> 00:07:24,313 GUY LEW? 197 00:07:24,396 --> 00:07:25,979 >> YEAH. HE SLICED ME IN HALF. 198 00:07:26,063 --> 00:07:27,146 >> Chris: YEAH. WHATEVER. 199 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,979 WELL, IF THAT LOSER CRUSHED HIS WIFE, HE HAD TO HAVE DONE IT 200 00:07:30,063 --> 00:07:31,313 HERE. 201 00:07:31,396 --> 00:07:33,271 THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE WITH A CRUSHER BIG ENOUGH FOR THAT COW. 202 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:34,479 I'M ASSUMING SHE'S FAT. 203 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:35,313 SHE WAS A WIFE. 204 00:07:35,396 --> 00:07:36,271 >> MARSHALS! 205 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:38,188 [ GUNS COCK ] >> Chris: IT'S OVER, JUNKYARD 206 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:38,521 STEVE. 207 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:39,521 >> ATTACK! 208 00:07:39,604 --> 00:07:42,521 [ DOGS BARKING VICIOUSLY ] >> Chris: LURE THEM! 209 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:44,521 HERE! HANG ON! 210 00:07:45,479 --> 00:07:48,313 [ DOGS WHIMPER ] >> OH, MY GOD! I -- 211 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:52,896 NOPE. 212 00:07:52,979 --> 00:07:55,563 [ DOGS GROWLING ] MARSHMALLOW! 213 00:07:55,646 --> 00:08:00,188 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> NO! NO! 214 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,188 NO! 215 00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:03,188 [ SQUISH ] [ POP ] 216 00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:09,271 [ GRUNTS ] THAT'S RIGHT, CHRIS. 217 00:08:09,354 --> 00:08:12,021 I HAD MY BONES REMOVED. 218 00:08:12,104 --> 00:08:14,521 AT FIRST, IT WAS JUST MY RIBS SO I COULD BLOW MYSELF. 219 00:08:14,604 --> 00:08:16,479 FOUND OUT THE WIFE WAS CHEATING, THOUGHT I DESERVED A TREAT. 220 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:19,271 THEN I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT GO ALL THE WAY?" 221 00:08:19,354 --> 00:08:20,896 NOW I CAN BLOW EVERY PART OF ME. 222 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:24,146 I CAN EVEN BLOW MY NOSE, AND NOT THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING. 223 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:25,938 GET YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER. 224 00:08:26,021 --> 00:08:27,271 >> Chris: O-OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 225 00:08:27,354 --> 00:08:27,979 EASY, BOY. 226 00:08:28,063 --> 00:08:29,313 >> ATTACK! 227 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:33,563 [ AIR HISSING ] IT WAS WORTH IT! 228 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,229 [ DOG BARKING ] >> Chris: WOW. 229 00:08:35,313 --> 00:08:37,188 BUT WHY? 230 00:08:37,271 --> 00:08:41,188 [ DOG BARKS ] BOWSLEY! 231 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,979 [ SIGHS ] OF COURSE! 232 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,063 THOSE PILLS YOU ATE DIDN'T KILL YOU. 233 00:08:44,146 --> 00:08:47,229 THEY MADE YOU INTO THE SMARTEST DOG THAT EVER LIVED! 234 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:50,896 AND THEN YOU FAKED YOUR OWN DEATH AND WENT DEEP UNDERCOVER! 235 00:08:50,979 --> 00:08:54,563 YOU ESCAPED FROM YOUR GRAVE, FOUND THAT MUTT COSTUME, AND 236 00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:55,896 ASSUMED A NEW IDENTITY. 237 00:08:55,979 --> 00:08:59,021 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] THEN YOU MET AN OLDER, MADE DOG 238 00:08:59,104 --> 00:09:01,104 WITH CONNECTIONS AND EARNED HIS TRUST. 239 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:03,271 [ SNIFFING ] HE VOUCHED FOR YOU AND BROUGHT 240 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:04,938 YOU INTO HIS INNER CIRCLE. 241 00:09:05,021 --> 00:09:08,563 THEY TREATED YOU LIKE A BROTHER, NEVER KNOWING YOU WERE A RAT. 242 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:10,938 AND NOW YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN. 243 00:09:11,021 --> 00:09:13,063 [ SIREN WAILS ] GOD BLESS YOU, BOWSLEY. 244 00:09:13,146 --> 00:09:15,396 GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY! 245 00:09:15,479 --> 00:09:17,313 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] >> ♪ BUT HOW MUCH IS IT 246 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:27,188 WOR-R-R-R-R-TH? ♪ >> Susie: "OH, NO! 247 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:38,521 DIS MONEY IS-A MADE OF STARFISH!" 248 00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:41,271 "WHAT?!" "BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, 249 00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:46,188 BANG!" "AAH! YOU KILLED ME!" 250 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:49,271 "HERE COMES A TIDAL WAVE!" [ SQUISH ] 251 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,813 >> [ VOMITS ] >> YOU BLEW IT, KID. 252 00:09:57,896 --> 00:10:01,729 YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN SHORTEYES THE MAGNIFICENT IN MY 253 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:02,646 BOOK. 254 00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:05,313 [ BELL RINGS ] >> Susie: OH, THAT SON OF A 255 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,521 BITCH. 256 00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:10,063 >> Chris: I'M LAW ENFORCEMENT. 257 00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:11,646 I'M NOT GONNA PAY FOR THAT DAMN TICKET. 258 00:10:11,729 --> 00:10:12,479 HEY, MOLDILOCKS. 259 00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:15,688 HOW'S IT...GOING? 260 00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:17,313 >> Susie: I SAW CHRIS KILL BRETT. 261 00:10:17,396 --> 00:10:21,396 [ SIGHS ] >> RUN! 262 00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:27,521 [ GUNS COCKING ] [ GUNS CONTINUE COCKING ] 263 00:10:27,604 --> 00:10:28,938 RUN, CHRIS!