1 00:00:05,896 --> 00:00:10,438 A BRUTAL DICTATOR, HE TURNED THE ONCE PROUD AFRICAN NATION OF 2 00:00:10,521 --> 00:00:14,896 MUBALO INTO HIS PERSONAL DEATH PARLOR. 3 00:00:14,979 --> 00:00:18,979 EVERY SUNDAY, HE WOULD TREAT HIMSELF TO A LUXURIOUS BATH IN 4 00:00:19,063 --> 00:00:20,646 THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES. 5 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:25,313 BUT THIS WOULD BE HIS LAST. 6 00:00:25,396 --> 00:00:27,396 [ GUN COCKS ] >> Chris: BATH TIME'S OVER, 7 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:27,979 BUNJU. 8 00:00:28,063 --> 00:00:29,063 >> WHO ARE YOU? 9 00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:31,063 >> Chris: I'M CHRIS MONSANTO, U.S. MARSHAL. 10 00:00:31,146 --> 00:00:33,271 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CALGON, 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU 11 00:00:33,354 --> 00:00:34,646 AWAY. 12 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:37,188 I HOPE YOU'RE A BRIAN SETZER FAN, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SWING, 13 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,063 BABY. 14 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:39,896 >> I LOVE BRIAN SETZER. 15 00:00:39,979 --> 00:00:40,854 >> Chris: UGH! 16 00:00:40,938 --> 00:00:42,479 I LIKE YOU EVEN LESS NOW. 17 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:43,896 GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 18 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:45,188 ASSHOLE. 19 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:53,521 >> Brett: I'M HERE AT WINLEY AIR FORCE BASE, WHERE 20 00:00:53,604 --> 00:00:56,396 REPORTERS HAVE GATHERED TO AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF GENERAL 21 00:00:56,479 --> 00:01:00,021 MARTIN BUNJU OF MUBALO, ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL DICTATORS THIS 22 00:01:00,104 --> 00:01:03,646 REPORTER HAS EVER HEARD OF. 23 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:06,979 >> Susie: I'M SO TIRED. 24 00:01:07,063 --> 00:01:09,896 [ MOTOR WHIRRING ] >> IT IS I, BUNJU, THE MONSTER 25 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:11,479 OF MUBALO! 26 00:01:11,729 --> 00:01:15,438 I LOOK FORWARD TO DETAILING MY ATROCITIES IN YOUR INTERNATIONAL 27 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:16,396 COURT. 28 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:18,479 I THINK YOU WILL BE MOST HORRIFIED. 29 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:19,854 >> Chris: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 30 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:20,813 DOWN YOU GO. 31 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:22,854 ALL RIGHT, NO MORE QUESTIONS, FOLKS. 32 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:24,229 NO MORE QUESTIONS. 33 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:25,688 >> Susie: IN. 34 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:28,063 WE'RE TAKING YOU TO A SAFE HOUSE SO WE CAN MONSTER-SIT YOU UNTIL 35 00:01:28,146 --> 00:01:28,813 YOUR TRIAL. 36 00:01:28,896 --> 00:01:31,146 >> ALL OF US IN ONE CAR? 37 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:35,854 PLEASE, IN MY COUNTRY, A MAN OF MY STATURE DOES NOT RIDE IN A 38 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:37,563 CAR WITH A WOMAN. 39 00:01:37,646 --> 00:01:40,646 >> Susie: WELL, THIS ISN'T YOUR COUNTRY. 40 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,104 >> Chris: ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 41 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:47,313 THERE YOU GO. 42 00:01:47,396 --> 00:01:51,479 >> Narrator: THAT NIGHT, BUNJU REGALED THE MARSHALS WITH TALES 43 00:01:51,563 --> 00:01:52,688 OF HIS BRUTAL REIGN. 44 00:01:52,771 --> 00:01:55,521 >> ...AND I WENT ON TO WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE. 45 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:59,313 BY THAT, I MEAN I HAD ALL OPPOSING CANDIDATES CRUSHED 46 00:01:59,396 --> 00:02:00,563 UNDER ROCKS. 47 00:02:00,646 --> 00:02:04,854 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Brett: OH, BUNJU. 48 00:02:04,938 --> 00:02:06,896 >> SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT ME. 49 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:08,604 SO CRUSTY FROM FLYING. 50 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:11,771 I COULD SURE USE A BLOOD BATH RIGHT NOW. 51 00:02:11,854 --> 00:02:13,729 >> Chris: I GOT TO TELL YOU, BUNJU, YOU'RE A HARD GUY NOT TO 52 00:02:13,813 --> 00:02:14,521 LIKE. 53 00:02:14,604 --> 00:02:16,354 YOU'RE A REAL SOLID BASTARD. 54 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:17,354 >> YOU ARE RIGHT. 55 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,646 I AM THE PITS. 56 00:02:18,729 --> 00:02:22,188 BEFORE I CAME ALONG, MUBALO WAS A PEACEFUL AND PROSPEROUS 57 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:23,646 NATION. 58 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:27,313 PEOPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS PLAYING FRIENDLY GAMES OF SCRIBBLERS 8. 59 00:02:27,396 --> 00:02:28,104 >> Chris: SCRIBBLERS 8? 60 00:02:28,188 --> 00:02:28,896 WHAT'S THAT? 61 00:02:28,979 --> 00:02:32,271 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY? 62 00:02:33,604 --> 00:02:36,188 >> Chris: LET'S SEE. 63 00:02:36,271 --> 00:02:39,979 "GET READY FOR FUN AS TWO TO NINE PLAYERS ADD, SUBTRACT, 64 00:02:40,063 --> 00:02:42,729 MULTIPLY, AND DIVIDE THEIR WAY TO VICTORY." 65 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:44,396 GEEZ. WHERE'S OLD RED, HUH? 66 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:47,563 SHE'D EAT UP THIS EGGHEAD CRAP LIKE IT WAS FRIED SHRIMP. 67 00:02:47,646 --> 00:02:49,563 >> Brett: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 68 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:50,438 WHERE IS SHE? 69 00:02:50,521 --> 00:02:51,771 >> Chris: HUH. 70 00:02:51,854 --> 00:02:53,771 [ POUNDING ] >> Susie: HELLO?! 71 00:02:53,854 --> 00:02:57,604 I'M STILL IN HERE! 72 00:02:57,688 --> 00:03:00,146 LET ME SEE WHAT'S IN BUNJU'S BAG. 73 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:03,604 SCRIBBLERS 8. 74 00:03:03,688 --> 00:03:05,438 MIGHT KILL SOME TIME. 75 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,146 >> Brett: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 76 00:03:10,229 --> 00:03:12,438 YOU CAN DOUBLE YOUR ROLL IS YOU HAVE PASSIES ON THE YELLOW LINE. 77 00:03:12,521 --> 00:03:14,521 >> Chris: MORON, YOU HAD TRIPLE 7s THE LAST TIME YOU 78 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:15,771 LANDED ON A FREE SQUARE. 79 00:03:15,854 --> 00:03:17,771 YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE TOUCHING THE DICE. 80 00:03:17,854 --> 00:03:18,646 >> IS FUN, RIGHT? 81 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:19,771 >> Chris: YEAH, RIGHT. 82 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:20,604 IT SUCKS. 83 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:21,438 >> NOT SUCKS. 84 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:23,063 JUST FLIP THE MULTIPLIER COIN. 85 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:25,979 IF IT COMES UP RED, YOU CAN TRY AND ROLL DOUBLE 8s. 86 00:03:26,063 --> 00:03:30,313 >> Brett: AAH! 87 00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:32,021 >> Susie: THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE. 88 00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:34,438 >> Narrator: BUT THE GAME MADE PERFECT SENSE. 89 00:03:34,521 --> 00:03:37,396 IT WAS MARSHAL SUSIE WHO HAD NOT THE BRAIN POWER TO GRASP IT. 90 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:38,854 >> Susie: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 91 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,979 >> Narrator: ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CROSS TWO TRIPLE-POWER SCORES 92 00:03:42,063 --> 00:03:44,521 OF GREATER VALUE AND YOU GET A BONUS WORD. 93 00:03:44,604 --> 00:03:45,646 >> Susie: WORDS?! 94 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:48,646 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NUMBERS GAME! 95 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,521 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 96 00:03:57,854 --> 00:04:00,229 >> Chris: SHUT UP, BRETT. >> MARSHALS, I DON'T THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE 97 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:01,188 SAFE HOUSE. 98 00:04:01,271 --> 00:04:02,604 >> Chris: PUT A CORK IN IT, BANJO. 99 00:04:02,688 --> 00:04:03,979 WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE. 100 00:04:04,063 --> 00:04:06,771 >> Brett: MAYBE SOMEONE THERE WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY THIS 101 00:04:06,854 --> 00:04:07,521 STUPID GAME! 102 00:04:07,604 --> 00:04:08,479 >> IT'S FUN. 103 00:04:08,563 --> 00:04:09,729 >> UGH! 104 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:12,396 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] >> Narrator: YOU NEED DOUBLE 8. 105 00:04:12,479 --> 00:04:14,813 ROLL THE DICE, SUSIE, BUT NOT THE BLUE DICE. 106 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:15,854 >> Susie: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 107 00:04:15,938 --> 00:04:17,396 SHUT UP! 108 00:04:20,604 --> 00:04:22,396 OH, GOD. 109 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:25,521 SCRIBBLERS 8 IS MAKING ME CRAZY. 110 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:27,354 WHAT IS THAT GAME? 111 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,563 >> THIS GAME BLOWS. 112 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,063 >> NOT BLOWS. 113 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,438 IT'S FUN. 114 00:04:33,521 --> 00:04:35,604 >> Chris: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO STAPLING PEOPLE'S 115 00:04:35,688 --> 00:04:36,854 EYELIDS TO THEIR NUTSACKS. 116 00:04:36,938 --> 00:04:39,604 YOUR GAME'S A REAL STINK BOX. 117 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:40,646 >> DON'T HATE THE GAME. 118 00:04:40,729 --> 00:04:42,979 HATE THE SCRIBBLER. 119 00:04:43,063 --> 00:04:44,438 >> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 120 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:45,771 >> PICKING MY NEW TILES. 121 00:04:45,854 --> 00:04:48,521 >> IN NEGATIVE PICKUP ROUNDS, YOUR OPPONENT PICKS THE TILES. 122 00:04:48,604 --> 00:04:49,563 >> FUCK YOU. 123 00:04:50,938 --> 00:04:52,354 >> OH, NO. 124 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:54,563 IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. 125 00:04:54,646 --> 00:04:56,604 >> Chris: AGAIN? 126 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:01,438 >> SUSAN. 127 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,271 IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG. 128 00:05:03,354 --> 00:05:04,271 >> Susie: UNCLE AVERY. 129 00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:05,896 >> CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 130 00:05:05,979 --> 00:05:08,021 >> Susie: SAVE THE GOOF JUICE, AVERY. 131 00:05:08,104 --> 00:05:11,313 I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP. 132 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:12,688 YOU KNOW GAMES. 133 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,313 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SCRIBBLERS 8? 134 00:05:15,396 --> 00:05:16,729 >> SCRIBBLERS 8? 135 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:17,896 IT'S HERE? 136 00:05:17,979 --> 00:05:20,313 CHECKMATE. 137 00:05:20,396 --> 00:05:21,563 AAH! 138 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:23,813 >> Susie: OH, MY GOD! 139 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,688 [ BODY THUDS ] [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 140 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:38,438 >> IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, I JUST SLIT MY OWN THROAT, WHICH 141 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:41,854 MEANS THAT SCRIBBLERS 8 HAS SPREAD TO AMERICA, A PROSPECT 142 00:05:41,938 --> 00:05:44,521 TOO TERRIFYING FOR ME TO BEAR. 143 00:05:44,604 --> 00:05:48,896 SCRIBBLERS 8 WAS CREATED BY AN AFRICAN INVENTOR, MARTIN BUNJU. 144 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:52,604 HE CAME TO AMERICA TO PITCH THIS ATROCIOUS GAME ON THE HIT SHOW 145 00:05:52,688 --> 00:05:54,521 "INVENTICAN HERO." 146 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,021 BUT HE WAS LAUGHED OUT OF THE STUDIO. 147 00:06:01,521 --> 00:06:05,438 HUMILIATED, BUNJU WENT BACK TO MUBALO AND ENTERED POLITICS. 148 00:06:05,521 --> 00:06:08,396 HE ROSE TO POWER THROUGH PEACEFUL DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS, 149 00:06:08,479 --> 00:06:11,396 EVENTUALLY BECOMING A BENEVOLENT, PROGRESSIVE-MINDED 150 00:06:11,479 --> 00:06:12,354 PRESIDENT. 151 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,438 BUT HE NEVER FORGOT HIS REAL DREAM. 152 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:18,771 HE MADE SCRIBBLERS 8 MUBALO'S NATIONAL PASTIME AND PURGED THE 153 00:06:18,854 --> 00:06:21,563 COUNTRY OF ALL OTHER GAMES. 154 00:06:21,646 --> 00:06:24,854 IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR THE WHOLE COUNTRY TO SPIRAL INTO AN 155 00:06:24,938 --> 00:06:27,646 ANNOYANCE-INDUCED ORGY OF BLOODSHED. 156 00:06:27,729 --> 00:06:32,813 IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, HEED MY WORDS -- SCRIBBLERS 8 IS NOT 157 00:06:32,896 --> 00:06:34,479 FUN. 158 00:06:34,563 --> 00:06:37,104 UNH! 159 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,854 >> Susie: BUNJU'S NOT EVIL AT ALL. 160 00:06:38,938 --> 00:06:41,313 IT'S THE GAME. 161 00:06:41,396 --> 00:06:43,313 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:06:43,396 --> 00:06:45,313 IT'S... 163 00:06:45,396 --> 00:06:46,563 ...THE GAME. 164 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:48,646 [ CHOKES ] 165 00:06:59,563 --> 00:07:00,521 >> Susie: I'M TOO LATE. >> Brett: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 166 00:07:00,604 --> 00:07:01,813 NO, NO! WAIT. 167 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,521 >> Chris: [ SPEAKING GERMAN ] >> Brett: NO, NO, NO. 168 00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:04,563 JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT, WAIT! 169 00:07:04,646 --> 00:07:06,354 >> Chris: HEY, GET OVER HERE, WILL YOU? 170 00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:08,771 FOR SOME REASON, BRETT DOES NOT WANT TO BE MURDERED. 171 00:07:08,854 --> 00:07:09,563 >> Brett: YES, I DO. 172 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:10,938 I'M PULLING! 173 00:07:11,021 --> 00:07:12,479 >> Susie: WE HAVE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM PLAYING SCRIBBLERS 8! 174 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:13,354 IT'S EVIL! 175 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:14,688 FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AROUND! 176 00:07:14,771 --> 00:07:17,813 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ GUNSHOT ] 177 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,229 >> Chris: YEAH. 178 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:19,938 OKAY, FINE. 179 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:21,188 I'LL TALK TO...JOBEJO. 180 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:22,604 >> Susie: WHERE IS HE? 181 00:07:22,688 --> 00:07:25,104 >> Chris: THEY TOOK HIM TO BE EXECUTED ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO. 182 00:07:25,188 --> 00:07:26,479 >> Susie: WHAT ABOUT HIS TRIAL? 183 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,521 >> Chris: I THINK THEY WERE GOING TO TRY HIM IN THE VAN ON 184 00:07:28,604 --> 00:07:29,479 THE WAY TO THE FIRING SQUAD. 185 00:07:29,563 --> 00:07:32,688 >> Susie: [ SIGHS ] COME ON. 186 00:07:32,771 --> 00:07:34,813 >> NO. IT'S NOT ANNOYING. 187 00:07:34,896 --> 00:07:37,063 IT'S A FUN GAME. 188 00:07:37,146 --> 00:07:41,479 [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] >> Chris: WAIT! 189 00:07:41,563 --> 00:07:43,021 >> AH, MARSHALS. 190 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:45,021 COME TO JOIN IN THE FUN? 191 00:07:45,104 --> 00:07:48,979 >> Chris: BUNJU, YOU KILLED THE WITNESSES AND THE EXECUTIONERS? 192 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:49,854 WOW. 193 00:07:49,938 --> 00:07:51,604 >> Susie: DON'T YOU SEE, CHRIS? 194 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,854 BUNJU DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. 195 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:55,521 HE NEVER HAS. 196 00:07:55,604 --> 00:07:56,563 >> LIAR! 197 00:07:56,646 --> 00:07:59,979 >> Susie: OH, REALLY? 198 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,188 STRANGLE ME. 199 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:05,146 >> Chris: SQUEEZE, BUNJU, SQUEEZE! 200 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:06,563 >> HER NECK IS SLIPPERY. 201 00:08:06,646 --> 00:08:08,354 >> Susie: OH, CUT IT OUT. 202 00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:10,229 IT'S THE GAME THAT'S EVIL! 203 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:14,688 IT'S STUPID AND ANNOYING, AND IT MAKES EVERYONE KILL EACH OTHER. 204 00:08:14,771 --> 00:08:17,563 BUNJU'S JUST A PATSY. 205 00:08:17,646 --> 00:08:20,479 >> Chris: BUNJU, SAY IT AIN'T SO. 206 00:08:20,563 --> 00:08:22,521 >> IT'S TRUE, CHRIS. 207 00:08:22,604 --> 00:08:24,104 BUNJU NOT EVIL. 208 00:08:24,188 --> 00:08:25,813 MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE. 209 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,479 >> Chris: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD BATHS? 210 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:31,271 >> JUST TOMATO JUICE, CHRIS. 211 00:08:31,354 --> 00:08:32,646 JUST TOMATO JUICE. 212 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:33,854 >> Brett: OF COURSE. 213 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:35,646 BUNJU IS SKUNKPROOF. 214 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:38,688 TOMATO JUICE IS A SKUNK'S WORST ENEMY, AND HE'S BEEN BATHING IN 215 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:40,021 IT FOR YEARS. 216 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:44,271 >> I JUST WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE HAVE FUN. 217 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:46,021 BUT IT GOT BIGGER THAN ME. 218 00:08:46,104 --> 00:08:47,521 >> Chris: UH, WHAT DID? 219 00:08:47,604 --> 00:08:50,771 [ THUNDEROUS CRASH ] >> Narrator: I DID! 220 00:08:50,854 --> 00:08:52,146 >> SCRIBBLERS. 221 00:08:52,229 --> 00:08:55,188 >> Narrator: THERE'S NO USE TRYING TO STOP ME NOW, MARSHALS. 222 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:57,438 I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO SPREAD. 223 00:08:57,521 --> 00:08:59,938 >> Susie: BUNJU, TELL US HOW TO END THE GAME. 224 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:04,104 >> MARSHAL SUSIE, WHAT MAKES SCRIBBLERS 8 SO EXCITING IS IT 225 00:09:04,188 --> 00:09:05,563 GOES ON FOREVER. 226 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:09,396 >> Narrator: I HAVE EXISTED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, MANIFESTING 227 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:12,813 IN EVERYTHING THAT IS A POINTLESS WASTE OF TIME. 228 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,813 MANKIND WILL SOON BE A MEMORY. 229 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:17,271 THE GAMES WILL BE ALL THAT REMAIN. 230 00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:21,563 MONOPOLY WILL PLAY SCATTERGORIES AGAINST CHECKERS, AND CHUTE WILL 231 00:09:21,646 --> 00:09:22,854 LIE DOWN WITH LADDER! 232 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,729 >> Susie: BUNJU?! 233 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:29,479 >> Narrator: MARTIN, IT IS TIME WE BECOME ONE AND FULFILL OUR 234 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:30,146 DESTINY. 235 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:32,229 >> Chris: N-O-O-O-O! 236 00:09:32,313 --> 00:09:33,813 >> Narrator: Y-E-E-E-ES. 237 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:36,354 JUST LIKE IN OUR DEAL THAT WE WORKED OUT. 238 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:39,063 >> Chris: BUNJU, SCRIBBLERS 8 IS NOT FUN! 239 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,479 NO BOARD GAME IS FUN! 240 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:43,563 FAMILIES JUST PLAY BOARD GAMES SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO 241 00:09:43,646 --> 00:09:44,896 EACH OTHER! 242 00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:46,938 >> REALLY? NOT FUN? 243 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,021 >> Brett: YES! 244 00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:49,271 THIS GAME SUCKS! 245 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:50,979 LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE! 246 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:52,354 >> Narrator: THE WORDS! 247 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:54,771 HE HAS SAID THE SEVEN WORDS! 248 00:09:54,854 --> 00:09:58,063 N-O-O-O-O-O-O-- 249 00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:06,854 >> YOU HAVE ENDED IT, BRETT... BY SAYING THE WORDS AS WRITTEN IN THE PROPHECY -- "THIS GAME 250 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:07,979 SUCKS. 251 00:10:08,063 --> 00:10:10,813 LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE." 252 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,854 GOODBYE. 253 00:10:14,604 --> 00:10:16,688 >> Chris: [ GASPS ] BUNJU! 254 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:20,021 AH. 255 00:10:20,104 --> 00:10:23,646 >> Brett: THE SKUNKS ARE BACK! [ LAUGHING ] 256 00:10:28,313 --> 00:10:29,521 >> THE GAMES ENDED, AND THERE 257 00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:31,854 WAS PEACE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, EVEN IN MUBALO. 258 00:10:31,938 --> 00:10:36,938 FAMILIES TALKED, FRIENDS STOPPED KILLING EACH OTHER, AND BUNJU -- 259 00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:40,604 HE ENDED UP RIGHT WHERE HE BELONGS. 260 00:10:42,979 --> 00:10:44,146 CHECKMATE. 261 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,729 [ KNIFE UNSHEATHES ] AAH! 262 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,729 [ AFRICAN MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BODY THUDS ] 263 00:10:49,813 --> 00:10:51,813 [ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]