1 00:00:01,813 --> 00:00:11,771 [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 2 00:00:11,854 --> 00:00:23,354 [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 3 00:00:23,438 --> 00:00:24,521 >> WELCOME, EVERYONE. 4 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:30,354 TONIGHT WE UNVEIL THE LATEST WORK BY THE REMARKABLE ARTIST 5 00:00:30,438 --> 00:00:31,146 GLEEKO. 6 00:00:31,229 --> 00:00:32,104 >> EVENING, PIGS. 7 00:00:32,188 --> 00:00:35,104 BY GLEEKO. 8 00:00:35,188 --> 00:00:37,229 [ APPLAUSE ] THE BIDDING WILL START AT 9 00:00:37,313 --> 00:00:39,188 $10,000. 10 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:39,646 >> $10,000. 11 00:00:39,729 --> 00:00:41,313 >> IT'S A NEW HIGH. 12 00:00:41,396 --> 00:00:43,396 GOING ONCE. 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:44,479 GOING TWICE. 14 00:00:44,563 --> 00:00:49,354 [ DOOR OPENS, GUNSHOTS ] >> I'D LIKE TO PLACE A BID -- ON 15 00:00:49,438 --> 00:00:53,604 EVERYONE'S MONEY AND JEWELS. 16 00:00:53,688 --> 00:00:56,854 >> YOUR MONEY -- NOW. 17 00:00:56,938 --> 00:00:58,188 TURN AROUND. 18 00:00:58,271 --> 00:01:01,021 I SAID, "ABOUT FACE." 19 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:01,979 >> I'M SORRY. 20 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:02,354 WHAT ABOUT MY FACE? 21 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,396 YOU MEAN... 22 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,813 FACE? 23 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,479 FACE? 24 00:01:08,563 --> 00:01:10,146 >> ARGH! 25 00:01:10,229 --> 00:01:13,354 [ THUD ] >> Brett: OH, NICE MOVE, CHRIS. 26 00:01:13,438 --> 00:01:14,521 SAY, CAN I BORROW THAT FACE? 27 00:01:14,604 --> 00:01:18,313 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO WAY FACE AT 28 00:01:18,396 --> 00:01:20,646 GORDY'S PIZZA ANYMORE -- NOT PULLED. 29 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:22,938 >> Susie: YOU KNOW THE RULES. 30 00:01:23,021 --> 00:01:26,021 HIS FAMILY GETS SEVEN DAYS TO CLAIM IT. 31 00:01:26,104 --> 00:01:27,521 >> MARSHAL CHRIS MONSANTO. 32 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:29,521 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AN ART FAN. 33 00:01:29,604 --> 00:01:33,354 >> Chris: HEY, PAL, THE ONLY ART I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS IN THE 34 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:35,563 GARFUNKEL STYLE, AS IN ART GARFUNKEL. 35 00:01:35,646 --> 00:01:36,604 >> ENOUGH! 36 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:39,854 [ GUNSHOT ] >> Chris: WELL, NICE KICK. 37 00:01:39,938 --> 00:01:43,229 AND NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO MAKING LOVE. 38 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:44,313 KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY? 39 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:47,646 I ALWAYS SAY EVERY CRIMINAL DESERVES ONE FINAL MEAL. 40 00:01:47,729 --> 00:01:50,771 WAS. 41 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:54,229 UGH. VEGETABLE LASAGNA. 42 00:01:54,313 --> 00:01:55,688 BLECH! WHAT A GIRL. 43 00:01:55,771 --> 00:01:57,688 ALL RIGHT, FREAKOS, COMING THROUGH. 44 00:01:57,771 --> 00:01:59,563 COMING THROUGH. SCUSI. 45 00:01:59,646 --> 00:02:01,646 >> I BID $50,000. 46 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:02,604 >> $55,000. 47 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:05,646 >> Chris: WHAT ARE THESE PHONY JABRONIES DOING? 48 00:02:05,729 --> 00:02:06,729 >> $60,000. 49 00:02:06,813 --> 00:02:09,354 >> Susie: THEY THINK THAT SPLATTER YOU MADE IS ART. 50 00:02:09,438 --> 00:02:11,229 >> HEY... 51 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:12,104 >> $65,000. 52 00:02:12,188 --> 00:02:13,896 >> ...PIGS? UH, JACKALS? 53 00:02:13,979 --> 00:02:14,646 >> $70,000. 54 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:17,146 >> GLEEKO...OVER HERE. 55 00:02:17,229 --> 00:02:18,396 >> $80,000. 56 00:02:18,479 --> 00:02:20,396 >> Susie: THE ART WORLD LOVES YOU, CHRIS. 57 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:22,271 >> Brett: YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH, BUDDY. 58 00:02:22,354 --> 00:02:29,896 [ KA-CHING! ] >> WOW! 59 00:02:29,979 --> 00:02:33,146 [ SIREN WAILS ] >> Chris: ERRAHHHH! UGH! 60 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:33,563 OH! 61 00:02:33,646 --> 00:02:34,771 >> THERE WE GO. 62 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:38,396 TRY NOT TO DO ANY HEAVY LOOKING FOR A FEW DAYS. 63 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:39,479 >> Chris: OH-HO. 64 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:40,646 THAT WAS REALLY PAINFUL. 65 00:02:40,729 --> 00:02:42,563 AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR BILL YET. 66 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,896 [ LAUGHS ] UH, SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH IS THIS 67 00:02:44,979 --> 00:02:45,896 GONNA COST ME, DOC? 68 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:48,563 MUCH. 69 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:49,563 [ KA-CHING! ] >> WOW! 70 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:52,688 >> OH FUCK, NURSE! 71 00:02:52,771 --> 00:02:54,604 >> Susie: CONGRATULATIONS, CHRIS. 72 00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:57,604 THE GALLERY BUST GOT A GREAT WRITE-UP IN THE ART SECTION. 73 00:02:57,688 --> 00:02:59,063 >> Brett: [ CHUCKLES ] ART SECTION? 74 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,938 THEY SHOULD CALL THAT "THE FUNNIES" ON ACCOUNT OF WHAT A 75 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:02,229 JOKE IT IS. 76 00:03:02,313 --> 00:03:03,396 AND THEY SHOULD CALL THE FUNNIES "THE OBITUARIES" BECAUSE NO ONE 77 00:03:03,479 --> 00:03:06,854 SLAYS ME MORE THAN ZIGGY, HAGAR, AND THE REST OF THE GANG. 78 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,771 AND THEY SHOULD CALL REAL ESTATE "SPORTS." 79 00:03:08,854 --> 00:03:11,271 >> Chris: BRETT, WHY DON'T YOU RUN DOWN TO THE MORGUE AND FIND 80 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:12,479 YOURSELF A DRAWER? 81 00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:14,354 >> Susie: I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF 82 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:15,313 ARTIST NOW. 83 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,104 >> Chris: I KNOW. 84 00:03:16,188 --> 00:03:17,104 STUPID, ISN'T IT? 85 00:03:17,188 --> 00:03:18,771 >> Susie: WHO ARE YOU GONNA DONATE THE MONEY TO? 86 00:03:18,854 --> 00:03:20,229 I'M WORKING WITH THIS GREAT ORGANIZATION THAT GIVES FAT 87 00:03:20,313 --> 00:03:22,396 SUITS TO STARVING PEOPLE TO BOOST THEIR SELF-ESTEEM. 88 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:25,146 >> Chris: YEAH, IF I GAVE THIS MONEY TO CHARITY, I'D JUST LOOK 89 00:03:25,229 --> 00:03:28,104 LIKE I'M MELINDA GATES WITH A BETTER TIT JOB. 90 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:30,229 NO, I THINK CHRIS MONSANTO'S PROBABLY JUST GONNA SHOVE THIS 91 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:33,938 MONEY AWAY IN AN OLD JOCK STRAP AND FORGET ABOUT IT, HUH? 92 00:03:34,021 --> 00:03:35,021 >> Marshals, come in. 93 00:03:35,104 --> 00:03:36,604 We've got a 617 at the corner of Rutledge and Millbury. 94 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:39,271 >> Susie: 617. 95 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:41,563 THAT'S THE ATTEMPTED RAPE OF THE GOVERNOR. 96 00:03:41,646 --> 00:03:42,813 LET'S MOVE. 97 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:44,438 >> Brett: SO, THEN I STARTED HIDING OUT IN THE GARBAGE CAN 98 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:48,104 BEHIND GORDY'S EVERY NIGHT WITH THE HOPES THAT HE WOULD TOSS OUT 99 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:50,229 SOME OLD PIZZA RIGHT INTO MY PIZZA HOLE. 100 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,146 TURNS OUT GORDY WAS USING SAID GARBAGE CAN TO DO YOU-KNOW-WHAT 101 00:03:53,229 --> 00:03:54,396 WITH A HALF-EATEN CALZONE. 102 00:03:54,479 --> 00:03:57,979 I MEAN, I GUESS HE WAS WORKING OUT HIS PIZZA DEMONS, IF YOU 103 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,104 KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 104 00:03:59,188 --> 00:04:01,229 >> Chris: HEY, THERE'S OUR GUY. 105 00:04:01,313 --> 00:04:01,979 FREEZE! 106 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,396 >> I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THE JOINT. 107 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:08,146 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME, MONSANTO. 108 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:11,188 >> Chris: UH...NOT QUITE YET. 109 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:12,479 OVER THERE. OVER THERE. 110 00:04:12,563 --> 00:04:14,396 >> OKAY. 111 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:17,396 >> Chris: MM...NO. KEEP MOVING. 112 00:04:17,479 --> 00:04:18,771 >> OKAY. 113 00:04:18,854 --> 00:04:21,396 >> Chris: YES. RIGHT...THERE. 114 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:23,521 >> OKAY. 115 00:04:23,604 --> 00:04:26,813 [ THUD ] >> Chris: I GUESS I'M A GENIUS 116 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:27,729 AFTER ALL, HUH? 117 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,354 >> Susie: CHRIS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT HIM. 118 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:32,646 >> Chris: HONEY, IT'S CALLED "STREET ART," OKAY? 119 00:04:32,729 --> 00:04:34,646 IT'S VERY HOT, VERY HAPPENING, VERY NOW. 120 00:04:34,729 --> 00:04:36,354 KESI, HI. 121 00:04:36,438 --> 00:04:38,146 YES, IT'S CHRIS MONSANTO. 122 00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:41,188 LISTEN, I HAVE A NEW PIECE, AND IT'S CALLED 123 00:04:41,271 --> 00:04:43,729 SPINED OVER SPLATTER. 124 00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:48,188 YES, IT'S MY MOST PERSONAL WORK TO DATE. 125 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:52,563 >> ♪ SHE'S GOT THE LOOK ♪ SHE LIVES THE LIFE 126 00:04:52,646 --> 00:04:56,396 ♪ SHE TURNS IT ON ♪ SHE DOES IT RIGHT 127 00:04:56,479 --> 00:04:59,063 ♪ RIGHT, RIGHT >> ♪ OH, YEAH 128 00:04:59,146 --> 00:05:02,563 >> ♪ SHE'S DOING IT ♪ SHE'S DOING IT 129 00:05:02,646 --> 00:05:05,563 ♪ SHE'S DOING IT ♪ SHE'S DOING IT 130 00:05:05,646 --> 00:05:08,313 >> MONSANTO IS THE ARTIST OF OUR TIME. 131 00:05:08,396 --> 00:05:10,479 >> MY FAVORITE PIECE -- MAN SHOT AFTER LUNCH. 132 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:13,479 THERE'S LITTLE BITS OF FOOD IN IT, SO IT SEEMS REALLY 133 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,146 AUTHENTIC. 134 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:17,146 >> MONSANTO IS THE ARTIST OF OUR TIME. 135 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,604 >> HE ALLOWS US TO LOOK INSIDE OURSELVES... 136 00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:21,146 BY LOOKING AT THE INSIDE OF US. 137 00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:25,188 >> MONSANTO IS THE ARTIST OF OUR TIME. 138 00:05:25,271 --> 00:05:28,854 MONSANTO IS THE ARTIST OF OUR TIME. 139 00:05:28,938 --> 00:05:31,479 >> Chris: HOW ARE YOU? 140 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:32,396 GOOD. 141 00:05:32,479 --> 00:05:32,854 >> CHRIS? 142 00:05:32,938 --> 00:05:33,854 >> Chris: YEAH. 143 00:05:33,938 --> 00:05:35,688 >> CHRIS, WILL YOU DO MY DRESS? 144 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:37,729 >> Chris: UH, OKAY. 145 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:39,354 SORRY, PAL. 146 00:05:39,438 --> 00:05:39,938 I CAN'T DISAPPOINT THE FANS. 147 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:40,896 >> WAIT, WAIT. NO! 148 00:05:40,979 --> 00:05:43,771 [ GUNSHOT ] [ THUD ] 149 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:45,604 >> I'M WEARING A MONSANTO. 150 00:05:45,688 --> 00:05:47,396 >> THEN YOU WILL NEED TO CHECK IT AGAIN. 151 00:05:47,479 --> 00:05:50,563 IT'S "GLEEKO," G-L-E-E-K-- >> YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. 152 00:05:50,646 --> 00:05:52,313 >> I-I... 153 00:05:52,396 --> 00:05:53,479 >> THIS ONE'S GOOD. 154 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:54,521 LET HER THROUGH. 155 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:55,438 >> HEY! KESI! 156 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,854 WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED MY CALLS, HONEY? 157 00:05:57,938 --> 00:05:59,771 I FINISHED SOME GREAT NEW GARBAGE. 158 00:05:59,854 --> 00:06:01,313 >> GOD, GLEEKO. 159 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:02,479 YOU BORE ME. 160 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:06,229 THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CAREER RIGHT NOW IS DIE. 161 00:06:06,313 --> 00:06:08,188 >> KESI! WAIT! 162 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:09,688 >> YOU HEARD HER, PAL. 163 00:06:09,771 --> 00:06:12,229 GO. DIE... 164 00:06:12,313 --> 00:06:15,188 IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 165 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,313 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 166 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:34,229 >> [ CRUNCHES ] >> Susie: YOU WANTED TO SEE THIS 167 00:06:34,313 --> 00:06:35,271 SEXUAL PREDATOR BEFORE WE PROCESS HIM? 168 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,063 >> Chris: YES, I DO -- RIGHT OVER THERE. 169 00:06:38,146 --> 00:06:40,729 [ CLEARS THROAT ] ALL RIGHT. 170 00:06:40,813 --> 00:06:42,146 LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE. 171 00:06:42,229 --> 00:06:43,271 UH, OKAY. 172 00:06:43,354 --> 00:06:47,479 LET'S DO ONE IN THE NECK AND ONE IN THE LARGE INTESTINE. 173 00:06:47,563 --> 00:06:50,063 [ GUN COCKS ] >> Brett: SPRAY CHEESE. 174 00:06:50,146 --> 00:06:52,146 [ GUNSHOT, THUD ] >> Susie: UH! 175 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:53,146 >> Chris: OKAY, GOOD. 176 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:55,563 GET THAT OVER TO KESI AND TELL HER IT'S CALLED, UH, 177 00:06:55,646 --> 00:06:58,479 OR THREE CHEERS FOR PUDDIN' POPS. 178 00:06:58,563 --> 00:07:01,271 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT >> Susie: YOU DON'T EVEN DO YOUR 179 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,438 OWN WORK ANYMORE? 180 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:05,521 >> Chris: SUSAN, THE MERE FACT THAT I'M IN THE ROOM WHEN IT 181 00:07:05,604 --> 00:07:06,979 HAPPENS MEANS IT'S GRACED BY MY GIFT. 182 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:08,021 >> Marshals, come in. 183 00:07:08,104 --> 00:07:11,271 There's been a massacre at the New Image Art Gallery. 184 00:07:11,354 --> 00:07:12,188 >> Susie: A MASSACRE. 185 00:07:12,271 --> 00:07:13,646 LET'S SHAKE A LEG. 186 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:14,188 WHAT? 187 00:07:14,271 --> 00:07:15,313 >> Chris: I CAN'T DO IT. 188 00:07:15,396 --> 00:07:18,646 YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE SHOWS THE MOST DREADFUL LANDSCAPES. 189 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:19,896 REALLY -- JUST MOTHBALL STUFF. 190 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:22,354 CAN'T DO IT. 191 00:07:22,438 --> 00:07:24,896 I WILL. OKAY. 192 00:07:24,979 --> 00:07:27,229 >> Susie: WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 193 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,438 >> THE SAVAGE DEPICTION OF THE PLIGHT OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. 194 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:31,063 >> Susie: MM. POWERFUL STUFF. 195 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,604 [ SAW WHIRRS ] HEY, HEY, HEY. 196 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:34,688 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 197 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:35,938 THIS IS A CRIME SCENE. 198 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:36,813 >> SWEETHEART, THIS IS A GLEEKO. 199 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:38,729 >> Chris: GLEEKO? 200 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:41,104 >> LOOK WHO IT IS -- YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 201 00:07:41,188 --> 00:07:43,813 >> OR SHOULD WE SAY, "YAWN-STERDAY'S SNOOZE"? 202 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,396 IT'S ALL ABOUT GLEEKO NOW. 203 00:07:45,479 --> 00:07:48,729 >> Brett: I BET HE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE COVETED NON-STICKY 204 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:50,354 BOOTHS AT GORDY'S, NO PROBLEM. 205 00:07:50,438 --> 00:07:52,063 >> WELL, THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 206 00:07:52,146 --> 00:07:53,896 >> Susie: HE KILLED FOUR INNOCENT MEN. 207 00:07:53,979 --> 00:07:55,813 >> Chris: YEAH, AND HE RIPPED ME OFF, TOO. 208 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:56,979 OKAY, GLEEKO. 209 00:07:57,063 --> 00:07:59,646 YOU'RE GONNA GET THE CHAIR FOR THIS -- AND 10 TO 20 FOR THE 210 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,479 DEAD MEXICANS, TOO. 211 00:08:02,146 --> 00:08:04,563 >> WELL DONE, GLEEKO. 212 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:07,521 YOU ARE THE NEW KING OF SPLATTER ART. 213 00:08:07,604 --> 00:08:09,313 SORRY I TOLD YOU TO DIE. 214 00:08:09,396 --> 00:08:09,854 NO HARD FEELINGS. 215 00:08:09,938 --> 00:08:11,896 >> FEELINGS? 216 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:16,438 SWEETHEART, GLEEKO HAS NO FEELINGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S 217 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,563 BACK ON TOP. 218 00:08:17,646 --> 00:08:19,646 [ LAUGHS ] >> Chris: GLEEKO! 219 00:08:19,729 --> 00:08:22,104 >> MONSANTO. 220 00:08:22,188 --> 00:08:25,271 ARTIST AT WORK, HUH? 221 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:26,938 >> Chris: ACTUALLY, NO. 222 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:29,938 I'VE COME TO PAINT MIXED MEDIA -- BRAINS AND GUTS. 223 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:33,063 >> MURDER HIM! 224 00:08:37,313 --> 00:08:43,896 >> Chris: [ GRUNTS ] [ GUNS COCKS ] 225 00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:44,771 >> OKAY. 226 00:08:44,854 --> 00:08:47,521 THIS'LL BE MY FINEST WORK OF ART YET. 227 00:08:47,604 --> 00:08:53,604 OCTAVIO! GARY! 228 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:57,563 LET'S PUT THE "GOO" IN "GUGGENHEIM." 229 00:08:57,646 --> 00:09:01,813 [ THUD ] AH, WHAT THE FUCK? 230 00:09:01,896 --> 00:09:04,479 >> Chris: AH. OH. 231 00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:08,271 HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU SOLD OUT. 232 00:09:08,354 --> 00:09:09,729 >> YOU'RE DOING ADVERTISEMENTS? 233 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:10,813 >> WHAT? 234 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:14,063 >> THIS IS NOT GOOD, GLEEKO -- NOT...GOOD. 235 00:09:14,146 --> 00:09:15,563 >> I'M NOT SOME COMMERCIAL WHORE. 236 00:09:15,646 --> 00:09:20,354 >> Chris: YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH -- RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST 237 00:09:20,438 --> 00:09:20,813 DREAMS. 238 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,146 >> NO. 239 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,063 >> Chris: YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING CAVIAR OUT OF GOLD-TOE SOCKS. 240 00:09:25,146 --> 00:09:25,479 >> NO. 241 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:26,854 >> Chris: YEAH. 242 00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:30,646 >> NO! MY FACADE OF INTEGRITY! 243 00:09:30,729 --> 00:09:33,979 [ KA-CHING-CHING-CHING-CHING! ] AAAAAAH! 244 00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:36,354 [ THUD ] >> OOOOH! 245 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:40,063 >> Chris: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- LIVE FAT, DIE OLD, 246 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,813 AND LEAVE A WEIRD-LOOKING CORPSE. 247 00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:46,479 YECH. 248 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:47,896 >> Brett: OH. 249 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:50,688 >> Susie: I KNOW. IT'S SAD. 250 00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:52,438 >> Brett: NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 251 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:54,979 LOOKING AT THIS PILE OF GOOP ON THE FLOOR MAKES ME THINK OF A 252 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:57,063 GORDY'S SUPREME. 253 00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:59,604 GUESS I WON'T BE HAVING THAT ANYMORE. 254 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:00,354 >> GORDY'S? 255 00:10:00,438 --> 00:10:02,688 YES, GLEEKO HAD JUST ORDERED SOME. 256 00:10:02,771 --> 00:10:05,146 I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO TOSS THE REST. 257 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:09,563 >> Brett: GORDY'S? 258 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:12,104 FOLLOW ME. 259 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:17,604 [ SLOW CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING ] UH! 260 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:21,896 >> IT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY -- PERFORMANCE ART LIKE I'D NEVER 261 00:10:21,979 --> 00:10:23,729 SEEN. 262 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:27,896 AN IDIOT IN A TRASH CAN, AGAPE, BEGGING THE WORLD FOR ITS 263 00:10:27,979 --> 00:10:30,313 GARBAGE. 264 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:36,896 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] HE WAS A TRUE GENIUS... 265 00:10:36,979 --> 00:10:41,771 >> Brett: [ BELCHES ] >> ...AND I WAS IN LOVE. 266 00:10:41,854 --> 00:10:44,604 [ KA-CHING! ] >> WOW! 267 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:48,854 >> ♪ I KNOW SHE'S A GODDESS ♪ SHE'S LOOKING OBSCENE 268 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:52,729 ♪ THIS GIRL IS THE HOTTEST ♪ THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN 269 00:10:52,813 --> 00:10:56,479 ♪ WHEN SHE GETS CLOSE ♪ YOU WANT TO FEEL 270 00:10:56,563 --> 00:11:02,146 ♪ IS SHE FANTASY, OR IS SHE RE-E-E-AL? ♪