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- SO, I LOOK IN THE BACK SEAT,
AND WHAT DO I SEE?

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A BOA CONSTRICTOR LOOKING RIGHT
BACK AT ME.

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AND I LOOK OVER AT WHITEY AND I
GO, "WHITEY, NEXT TIME WE GO TO

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THE HARDWARE STORE, LET ME PICK
OUT THE GARDEN HOSE."

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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- Brett: MAN, I JUST LOVE OUR
WEEKLY POKER GAMES.

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- Chris: YEAH, RIGHT?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT A MINUTE.

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WE DON'T HAVE A WEEKLY POKER
GAME.

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- DIE, PIGS!

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- Code six, North Avenue 52.

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- Susie: JEWELRY HEIST JUST
WENT DOWN ACROSS TOWN.

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THIS POKER GAME WAS ALL A
DISTRACTION.

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- Chris: THESE CARDS AREN'T
EVEN REAL.

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THEY'RE MATZAH.

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- Brett: YEAH, AND THESE POKER
CHIPS ARE JUST PEPPERONIS.

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[ SIREN WAILS ]
- HE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

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BRETT SWALLOWED A POUND AND A
HALF OF PLASTIC POKER CHIPS.

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TINA, PUT THEM UP.

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- Susie: CAN WE GO IN AND SEE
HIM?

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- YES, BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU,
WE DID FIND ONE OTHER THING.

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- Chris: OOH.

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WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?

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- Brett: HEY, GUYS.

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- Chris: WHAT IN THE HELL IS
THAT?

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- THAT IS A BEZOAR.

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IT'S A MASS OF INDIGESTIBLE
MATTER THAT ACCUMULATES IN THE

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STOMACH.

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AND THIS LITTLE BEAUTY IS MADE
UP MOSTLY OF HAIR, POKER CHIPS,

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AND CHUNKS OF COUCH CUSHION.

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- Brett: I'M A DADDY.

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- Chris: OKAY, BRETT.

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HERE, WE'LL DESTROY THAT FOR
YOU.

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- Brett: NO!

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- HE'S BECOME AWFULLY ATTACHED
TO IT.

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TELL YOU WHAT -- WHY DON'T YOU
LET HIM TAKE IT HOME, CARRY IT

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AROUND FOR A WEEK, AND MAYBE
IT'LL TEACH HIM A LITTLE

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SOMETHING ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY?

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- Brett: [ SNIFFS ]
- Chris: GOD.

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- [ GAGS ]

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- SIX JEWEL HEISTS IN THE LAST
WEEK ALONE.

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BRETT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

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- Brett: OH, WHAT? THIS?

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OH, IT'S MY BEZOAR.

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PRETTY CUTE, HUH?

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- Susie: AM I CRAZY, OR HAS IT
GROWN?

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- Chris: YEAH, SERIOUSLY, KID.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FEEDING
THAT THING?

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- 429 in progress.

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2301 North Baker.

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All units respond.

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- THE DIAMOND WAREHOUSE.

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GET OVER THERE, YOU THREE.

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- Brett: DON'T YOU MEAN, "US
FOUR"?

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- JUST GO.

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[ ALARM BLARING ]

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- Susie: FREEZE!

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[ GUNSHOTS ]

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DROPS THOSE ROCKS!

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- Brett: BEZOAR! NO!

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- Susie: WHO YOU WORKING FOR?

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I WANT A NAME.

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- TERRY LORD -- OWNS AN AUTO
SHOP ON ALVAREZ.

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HE'S JUST THE MIDDLE MAN.

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- Brett: AAAAH!

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- THE GUY YOU REALLY WANT IS...

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- Susie: OH, GOOD JOB, YOU
GOOCH.

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HE WAS GONNA TELL ME EVERYTHING.

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- Brett: THEY SHOT MY BEZOAR!

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[ CRACKING ]
[ CREAKING ]

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[ CRACKING ]

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WHOA.

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IT'S ANOTHER ME.

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- HELLO.

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- Chris: [ SIGHS ] GREAT.

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ANOTHER BRETT.

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COULD WE GET THE HAIRY TURD
BACK, PLEASE?

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- Brett: GEEZ BLAGUM FRUME
CLAP.

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- I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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- Brett: THAT MEANS, "LET'S GO
GET MILKSHAKES" IN THE NEW

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SECRET FRIEND LANGUAGE I
INVENTED JUST NOW.

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- OH. I SEE.

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- Brett: I'M GONNA NAME YOU
"BEZOAR."

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- Chris: OKAY, FOLKS.

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WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA
BE A LOT OF FUN.

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- I'M ALWAYS ON THE GO, AND I
JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AND

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EAT.

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THAT'S WHY I LOVE BEZOAR BITES.

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BEZOAR BITES ARE A NUTRITIOUS
BITE-SIZED SNACK FORMULATED FOR

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TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLE.

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- YOU'LL LIKE MY BITES.

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
- Chris: TERRY LORD.

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- WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

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HEY, YOU'RE THAT BEZOAR GUY FROM
THE COMMERCIALS.

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I LIKE YOUR BITES.

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- Susie: CAN IT, LORD.

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WE'RE U.S. MARSHALS.

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WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS?

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- DIAMONDS?

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THIS IS AN AUTO BODY SHOP.

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SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'D LIKE TO
DO SOME BODYWORK ON YOU, LITTLE

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LADY.

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- Susie: WELL, I THINK YOU
SHOULD FIX THAT DENT IN YOUR

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SIDE, FIRST.

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- UGH! OH.

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- Brett: AND YOUR BUSTED
EAR-VIEW MIRROR.

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- AAAAH!

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AAH! [ GROANING ]
- Chris: OR THIS HOLE IN YOUR

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SPINE.

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[ GUNSHOT ]
SORRY, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT

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CARS.

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NOW, CONFESS.

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- YOU AIN'T GETTING NOTHING OUT
OF ME.

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- Chris: ALL RIGHT.

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OF
YOU, I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT

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YOU.

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- [ GRUNTS ] AAH!

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- Chris: COME ON.

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ALL RIGHT, NOW.

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TALK, GREASE MONKEY. TALK.

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[ As Terry ] OKAY, OKAY.

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I CONFESS. I CONFESS.

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I'M THE HEAD OF THE DIAMOND
RING.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YOU DESERVE A RAISE.

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[ As self ] WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.

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[ As Terry ] I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR I.Q.

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YOU
WERE THE DUMMY.

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[ As Terry ] NO, YOU'RE THE
DUMMY.

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[ As self ] OKAY, WELL, JUST FOR
THAT, YOU CAN GO...STRAIGHT TO

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HELL.

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[ BRETT AND SUSIE LAUGH ]
- Brett: OH, YEAH!

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- Susie: THAT'S GREAT, CHRIS,
BUT HE'S JUST THE MIDDLE MAN.

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- Chris: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?

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NO, HE JUST CONFESSED.

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THE CASE IS CLOSED, SWEETHEART.

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- I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS.

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I THOUGHT THAT CONFESSION WAS
INSINCERE.

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IT SEEMED AWFULLY TONGUE...

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IN CHEEKS.

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- Chris: VERY NICE, BEZOAR.

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VERY NICE.

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[ LULLABY MUSIC PLAYS ]

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- Brett: GOOD WORK TODAY, BEEZ.
NIGHTY-NIGHT.

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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- [ INDISTINCT CHANTING ]

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- Susie: OH.

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HEY, BEZOAR.

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- HEY, SUSIE.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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- Susie: I'M JUST GETTING SOME
FILES.

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- THAT'S COOL.

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I WAS JUST DOWNLOADING THE NEW
SADE ALBUM TO EVERYONE'S

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COMPUTERS.

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- Susie: OH, I...LOVE SADE.

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- REALLY? ME TOO.

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YOU KNOW, SUSIE, YOU'RE A GREAT
MARSHAL.

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IT'S TOO BAD THIS PLACE IS SUCH
A BOY'S CLUB.

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- Susie: WELL, I'VE COME TO
TERMS WITH IT.

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- IT'S A SHAME THAT AFTER A
LONG, HARD DAY OF BUSTING

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CRIMINALS, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK
HERE AND FACE THE GREATEST

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VILLAIN OF ALL --
SMALL-MINDEDNESS.

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- Susie: DO YOU WANT TO GO GET
A DRINK?

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- Chris: [ Muffled ] SO, THAT'S
WHY I WORK THE TESTICLES.

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YOU DON'T SEE THE BRUISES.

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- WOW.

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EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SO WISE.

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FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO CALL
YOU "MR. WISDOM."

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- Chris: OOH.

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- Susie: HEY, BEZOAR.

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I DIDN'T HEAR YOU LEAVE THIS
MORNING.

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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

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- Susie: BEZOAR, WE HAD SEX
LAST NIGHT.

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I KNOW THAT WE WERE BOTH A
LITTLE TIPSY, BUT...

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- SUSIE, I THINK YOU HAD SEX
WITH BRETT.

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HE MUST HAVE TRICKED YOU INTO
THINKING THAT HE WAS ME.

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- Susie: WHAT?

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- Brett: HEY.

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

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STUFF?

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- Susie: BASTARD.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
- Brett: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

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- WHO CARES?

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THAT SLAP WAS THE MOST CONTACT
YOU'VE HAD WITH A WOMAN IN

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YEARS.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
- Brett: C-COME ON, BEZOAR.

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- C-C-C-C-COME ON, YOU
STUTTERING PRICK.

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- Chris: [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]

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- IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, YOU KNOW
THE IMPORTANCE OF A HEALTHY DIET

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AND ACTIVE LIFESTYLE.

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UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE LIKE
ME, YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN TRICKED

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INTO EATING BEZOAR BITES, WHICH
LAB STUDIES SHOW ARE PACKED WITH

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HAIR AND POKER CHIPS, A.K.A.

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"BEZOAR FUEL."

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AND NOW YOU HAVE A BEZOAR
GROWING INSIDE YOU.

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BEZOARS MAY SEEM GREAT AT FIRST.

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- Chris: [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT IS THAT?

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- OH, IT'S WHAT A BEZOAR PENIS
LOOKS LIKE.

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- Chris: [ LAUGHS ]

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- BUT GIVE THEM ENOUGH TIME,
AND THEY'LL STEAL YOUR FRIENDS,

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TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE, AND
ULTIMATELY TRY TO KILL YOU.

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THANKFULLY, NOW THERE'S ENZORBIA
BRAND YOGURT.

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ENZORBIA IS PACKED WITH POWERFUL
PROBIOTIC CULTURES PROVEN TO

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KILL HARMFUL BEZOARS.

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SO, TRY ENZORBIA TODAY AND SAY
"BYE-BYE" TO BEZOARS.

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HI.

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I'M JOANNA KERNS, AND YOU'VE
PROBABLY SEEN MY COMMERCIALS FOR

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ENZORBIA ANTI-BEZOAR YOGURT.

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UNFORTUNATELY, THE WOMAN IN
THOSE COMMERCIALS IS NOT ME.

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IT'S MY BEZOAR.

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ENZORBIA IS PACKED WITH ENZYMES
THAT MAKE BEZOARS GROW FASTER,

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STRONGER, AND MORE EVIL INSIDE
YOU.

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IF YOU HAVE BEEN EATING
ENZORBIA, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND

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SEE YOUR DOCTOR.

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TELL THEM JOANNA KERNS SENT
YOU.

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- Chris: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
TRUSTED THAT DISGUSTING THING.

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- Susie: CHRIS, STOP EATING
THAT.

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- Chris: MM.

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- Brett: HEY, BEZOAR.

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AAH! [ GRUNTING ]
- WE THINK EVERYONE IN TOWN IS

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INFECTED WITH A BEZOAR.

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IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

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- Susie: WHAT DO WE DO?

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- SCIENTISTS SAY THE ONLY WAY
TO STOP THE BEZOAR EPIDEMIC IS

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TO KILL THE ORIGINAL BEZOAR.

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- Susie: THIS IS STILL ON?

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IS IT A COMMERCIAL, OR A WHOLE
SHOW?

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[ GUN COCKS ]
- Chris: THIS THING ENDS NOW.

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- Brett: GET BACK IN ME.

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[ GRUNTS ]
- Chris: BEZOAR.

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- Brett: SHOOT HIM, GUYS.

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- NO, KILL HIM.

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HE'S THE BEZOAR.

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- WE'VE GOT TO SHOOT ONE OF
THEM.

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- Chris: UM...

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- Brett: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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I'M THE BRETT.

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THE ONE WITH THE BEZOAR PENIS ON
MY FOREHEAD.

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- Chris: HE'S THE ONE THAT
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT,

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RIGHT?

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- Susie: I DON'T KNOW.

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- REALLY? BETWEEN HIM AND ME?

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COME ON, SUSIE.

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WE HAD SOMETHING.

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- Brett: WHAT?

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- Susie: OH, BEZOAR.

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- CHRIS, MR. WISDOM. HUH?

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- Chris: UM...

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- Brett: GUYS, IF IT WASN'T FOR
ME, YOU WOULD'VE NEVER EVEN MET

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BEZOAR -- THE COOLEST GUY IN
TOWN!

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- SHOOT, DAMN IT.

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- WELL, THANK GOD YOU KILLED
HIM BEFORE THINGS REALLY GOT OUT

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OF HAND.

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AND, BRETT, I HOPE YOU LEARNED A
LESSON ABOUT EATING THINGS THAT

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AREN'T FOOD.

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BRETT?

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- YES. I AM BRETT.

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- WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?

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I'VE BEEN WAITING AT THE COURTS
FOR TWO HOURS NOW.

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OUR WEEKLY GAME OF HOOPS.

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- Susie: OH.

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- Chris: OH, RIGHT.

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- GET IT?

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I'M BEZOAR.

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- ♪ BANGER BOYS HAVE SAID
"GOODBYE" ♪

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♪ THEY'RE WEARING THEIR MARCHING
SUITS ♪

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♪ WE CAN HEAR THEIR LITTLE
SWEETHEARTS SIGHIN' ♪

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♪ TO THE TATTOO OF THEIR BOOTS
♪ GOODBYE, SUSANNA

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♪ AND SAVANNAH BELLE