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- DEAR SATAN, MY DARK MASTER,
LORD OF ALL THAT THAT IS UNHOLY,

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I OFFER YOU THE SOUL OF THIS
PITIFUL DELIVERY MAN.

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IN RETURN, PLEASE SEE TO IT THAT
THE PERMIT FOR MY NEW DECK GOES

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THROUGH WITHOUT ANY HOLDUPS FROM
THE ZONING COMMISSION.

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AND NOW LET ME SIGN OUR CONTRACT
IN BLOOD!

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
- Chris: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

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I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND I HAPPENED TO SEE THE

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WORLD'S MOST UNINVITING
BACKYARD.

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I HAD TO MEET THE DECKLESS SON
OF A BITCH WHO LIVES HERE.

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- WHO ARE YOU PIGS?

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- Chris: AH, I'M SORRY.

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I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

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I'M CHRIS MONSANTO,
U.S. MARSHAL.

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PUT 'ER THERE.

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- [ SPITS ]
- Chris: OH.

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DON'T WANT TO SHAKE MY HAND,
HUH?

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- AAH!

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[ BONES SNAPPING ]
- Chris: I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE

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TO SHAKE MY OWN HAND...

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INSIDE YOU.

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- [ GRUNTING ]
- Chris: HOW DO I DO?

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WELL, NICE TO MEET ME.

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OH, WHAT A SUPPLE, SOFT HAND I
HAVE.

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I MUST USE PALMOLIVE...OR GUTS!

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- UGH!

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- [ GASPING ]
- Susie: ARE YOU OKAY, SIR?

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- YOU SAVED ME.

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YOU'RE MY ANGEL.

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- Susie: JUST GLAD YOU'RE SAFE.

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- BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME?

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- Susie: WHAT?

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- I JUST MET THE FUTURE
MRS. ARNOLD BLANTH.

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- Susie: ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE
ARNOLD BLANTH?

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- YES.

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- Chris: SEEMS SOMEBODY HAS A
NOT-SO-SECRET SECRET ADMIRER.

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- [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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- Chief: SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION CHARLES FOLGER --

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YOU NAME A MODE OF
TRANSPORTATION, HE'S GOT AN

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OPINION ON IT...OPINIONS THAT
HAVE MADE HIM A LOT OF ENEMIES.

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- Brett: WHAT DOES HE FEEL
ABOUT SHOES?

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- Chief: HE HATES THEM.

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IT'S NOT OUR JOB TO JUDGE
WHETHER OR NOT THE SECRETARY IS

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WORTHY OF HIS LIFE.

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IT'S OUR JOB TO PROTECT HIM AS
THOUGH HE WERE.

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- SUSIE?

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[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS ]
- Susie: OH, MY GOD.

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WHAT SHOULD I DO HERE?

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- Chris: WELL, TRY NOT TO ACT
TOO DESPERATE TOO SOON, OKAY?

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THAT MIGHT SCARE HIM OFF.

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- Susie: HELLO.

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- HI, I'M -- I'M SORRY TO
BOTHER YOU HERE.

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I-I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A
SMALL PRESENT TO SAY THANK YOU

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FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

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- Susie: OH, I-I CAN'T ACCEPT
THAT.

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I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.

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- OH, COME ON. JUST OPEN IT.

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- Susie: [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.

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- IT'S A HEART MADE OUT OF
CAT HEARTS.

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I KNOW YOU LIKE CATS 'CAUSE I-I
FOUND KITTY LITTER IN YOUR

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GARBAGE.

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- Brett: YOU'RE SO TALENTED.

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- Chris: ALL RIGHT,
LUTHER VANDROSS.

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[ Chuckling ] LET'S GET GOING.

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- I LOVE YOU, SUSIE.

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[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS ]

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IT IS A LOVE THAT KNOWS NO
BOUNDS.

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IT IS A LOVE THAT I WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO DEFEND.

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
- Chief: YOUNG LOVE.

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I ENVY YOU TWO.

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- Susie: OHH.

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- Chris: HELLO?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE HERE.

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[ Chuckling ] COME ON. LET'S GO.

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- AS YOUR SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION, I AM PROUD TO

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HAVE SECURED FUNDING FOR NEW
SODA MACHINES AT BUS DEPOTS

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ACROSS THE COUNTRY...

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[ APPLAUSE ]
...FOR A SIP OF COLA.

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NOW...

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- Chris: UGH.

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LOOK AT THAT CLOWN OVER THERE.

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LOOK AT THAT FACE. UGH.

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THOSE STUPID SUNGLASSES AND THAT
STUPID SHIRT.

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LOOK AT THOSE PANTS.

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I HATE HIM.

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I HATE HIS FAMILY.

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I HATE HIS HOUSE.

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- Brett: ME, TOO.

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- Chris: SHUT UP.

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- A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, WHEN MY
GRANDMOTHER LANDED ON

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ELLIS ISLAND -- A LITTLE GIRL
WHO HAD JUST MADE THE LONG

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VOYAGE...

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[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS ]

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- WE WILL BE TOGETHER, MY SWEET.

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- NOW, THESE MACHINES WILL TAKE
DOLLARS, QUARTERS, AND NICKELS,

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BUT NO DIMES.

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U.S. DIMES ARE TOO SIMILAR TO
THE PARAGUAYAN COIN...

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- Susie: [ SIGHS ]
ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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- WHO'S THAT -- YOUR NEW
BOYFRIEND?

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- Susie: IT'S THE SECRETARY OF
TRANSPORTATION.

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- OH, SO YOU LIKE BIG SHOTS?

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- IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY INSANE
TO HAVE SODA MACHINES THAT

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ACCEPT ANY DIMES.

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[ APPLAUSE ]
- YOU DON'T THINK I'M A BIG

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SHOT?

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HOW'S THIS FOR A BIG SHOT?

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[ GUN COCKS ]
- Susie: ARNOLD, NO!

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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

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- [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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- [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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- Susie: ARNOLD, PUT YOUR
HANDS UP.

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- I DID IT FOR YOU, SUSAN.

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- Susie: ARNOLD BLANTH, YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST FOR THE...

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ Weakly ] YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

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FOR...

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- I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHIN'.

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- Susie: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR THE MURDER OF...

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MY BETTER JUDGMENT.

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- Brett: THEY'RE HAVING SEX.

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- Chris: NOT YET, BRETT.

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THEY HAVE TO SEE A PREACHER
FIRST AND THEN

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CUT A HOLE IN A SHEET.

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- Brett: OH.

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- IT WORKED.

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- Susie: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
LET'S GO.

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- Chris: HEY, SUSIE, WAIT FOR
US.

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[ GUNSHOTS ]
- Chris: SHE'S SHOOTING AT US.

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- Brett: SHOULD WE --
- Chris: I --

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- Brett: I DON'T --

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- Chief: IS THIS WHAT YOU SAW?

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- Brett: THAT'S IT, YOUR HONOR.

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKED
LIKE.

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- Chris: THERE'S NO JUDGES
HERE, IDIOT.

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- YEP, I'VE SEEN THAT A MILLION
TIMES BEFORE -- REGICIDEOPHILIA

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OR, AS IT'S KNOWN ON THE STREET,
LOU GEHRIG'S OTHER DISEASE.

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SIMPLY PUT, SUSIE IS HOPELESSLY
ATTRACTED TO ASSASSINS.

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- Chris: ALL RIGHT. WHY?

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- CHRIS, SOME WOMEN ARE INTO
BAD BOYS.

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THAT'S WHY I CREATED MY ALTER
EGO, DOC SHADES.

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MY POINT IS, POLITICAL ASSASSINS
ARE -- WELL, THEY'RE THE WORST

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BOYS OF ALL.

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SHE'S GONNA NEED A FRESH KILL
EVERY FEW DAYS TO GET HER

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JOLLIES.

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- Chris: I JUST DON'T GET IT.

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I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN AROUND
HUNDREDS OF MURDERERS AND

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THIEVES AND DIRTBAGS, BUT SHE'S
NEVER FALLEN FOR ONE.

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- SHE'S ONLY INTO ASSASSINS.

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- Chris: OKAY, LOOK, UM, DOC,
WHILE I GOT YOU HERE, UM --

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- PLEASE -- WHILE I'M WEARING
THE SHADES, IT'S "DOC SHADES."

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[ ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

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- IT'S A PRETTY COOL MOTEL
ROOM, HUH?

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- Susie: OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SO
SEXY.

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- I GOT AN IDEA.

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- Susie: YOU WANT TO
ASSASSINATE SOMEONE BIGGER THAN

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FOLGER, DON'T YOU?

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- NO.

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I WAS THINKING, INSTEAD OF
GETTING THOSE TWIN CEMETERY

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PLOTS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT,
WE GOT ONE COFFIN FOR BOTH OF US

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TO JUST LIE FACE-TO-FACE IN FOR
ETERNITY, BOTH OF OUR SKELETONS

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SNUGGLING, BEYOND THE FLESH.

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WHAT'S WRONG?

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- Susie: UH, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
WE'RE MOVING TOO FAST?

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I MEAN, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD
TAKE A BREAK.

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- WHAT?

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WHY?

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
- I'M SORRY, MR. GOVERNOR.

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I TRIED TO STOP HIM.

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- Chris: SHE DIDN'T TRY THAT
HARD.

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- YOU'RE FIRED.

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- Chris: OHH.

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- HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MARSHAL?

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- Chris: GOVERNOR, I'M SURE
YOU'VE HEARD OF

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SECRETARY FOLGER'S COMPLETELY
UNPREVENTABLE ASSASSINATION.

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- YES. VERY SAD.

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- Chris: YES, WELL, UH, WHY
DON'T I SKIP THE MAIN COURSE AND

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GET RIGHT TO THE TIRAMISU?

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ONE OF OUR LADY MARSHALS HAS
COME DOWN WITH LOU GEHRIG'S

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OTHER DISEASE.

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- REGICIDEOPHILIA.

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- Chris: YEAH.

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- BEFORE MY TWIN BROTHER AND I
WERE MUSHED TOGETHER, A GYPSY

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WOMAN TOLD US THAT WE WOULD DIE
YOUNG.

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WE LAUGHED AT HER.

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THAT WAS THEN.

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NOW IT SEEMS HER PROPHECY HAS
BORNE FRUIT.

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WELL, I WON'T LET THEM HAVE THE
SATISFACTION.

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IF I DON'T DO THIS RIGHT, YOU'LL
HAVE TO FINISH THE JOB.

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- Chris: ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO.

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LOOK -- I HAVE A PLAN.

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LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.

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IF IT DOESN'T WORK, THEN I
PROMISE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A

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LAME BULL WITH A BAD NUT.

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[ TONGUE CLICKS, LIPS SQUISH ]
- I'M LISTENING.

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- Susie: I JUST NEED SOME TIME
TO MYSELF, ARNOLD.

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I'M CONFUSED.

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PART OF ME WANTS TO MARRY YOU,
AND PART OF ME WANTS TO ARREST

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YOU FOR MURDER.

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- BUT I ASSASSINATED HIM FOR
YOU.

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- Susie: YEAH, LIKE A WEEK AGO.

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- ...ONE GOVERNOR, HUNDREDS OF
FANS, NO SECURITY --

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GOVERNOR DanJoshy CONTI WILL
HONOR FORMER SECRETARY OF

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TRANSPORTATION CHARLES FOLGER IN
HIS FIRST-EVER NO-SECURITY

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EVENT -- NO METAL DETECTORS, NO
CROWD CONTROL, NOTHING BETWEEN

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YOU AND THE GOVERNOR BUT YOUR
CONSCIENCE.

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THIS FRIDAY -- BE THERE.

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- GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

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- Susie: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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- LET EACH DELICIOUS BEVERAGE

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AND TASTY SNACK REMIND US OF THE
TIRELESS SERVICE OF

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SECRETARY FOLGER.

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[ APPLAUSE ]
AND NOW I HEREBY DEDICATE

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THIS --
[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
- I DID IT, SUSAN!

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I ASSASSINATED A GOVERNOR!

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I DID IT FOR YOU!

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- Chris: NOT QUITE, ARNOLD,
NOT QUITE.

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- HE'S NOT DEAD?

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- Chris: NOPE.

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HE WAS WEARING A BULLETPROOF
VEST STUFFED WITH MICE.

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- Brett: YOU SHOT A MOUSE?

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- UGH!

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- Chris: OHH.

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OKAY, TIME TO TAKE THE TRASH
OUT.

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- THERE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
ANY SECURITY HERE.

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- Chris: AW.

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- I TRIED, SUSAN! I TRIED!

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- Chris: ALL RIGHT.

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- I TRIED!

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[ GRUNTING ]
[ BIRDS CAW ]

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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- Susie: I LOVE YOU, ARNOLD.

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- Chris: STILL?

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TO KILL THE
GOVERNOR.

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THAT'S KIND OF SEXY.

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- [ Sobbing ] PLEASE DON'T KILL
ME!

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I SCREWED UP!

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I'M SORRY!

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DO YOUR WORST, PIG.

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I AIN'T AFRAID OF DYING.

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[ CIGARETTE SIZZLES ]
[ SOBBING ]

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- Susie: GOVERNOR DanJoshy,
PLEASE DON'T EXECUTE HIM.

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I BEG YOU.

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- YOU REALLY DO LOVE HIM,
DON'T YOU?

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- Susie: YES.

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- ARNOLD BLANTH, BY THE POWERS
VESTED IN ME, I HEREBY...

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APPOINT YOU LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR
OF OUR STATE.

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- HUH?

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[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]

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- Susie: WOW.

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CHRIS, YOU JUST KILLED THE
LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.

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[ GIGGLES ]
- Chris: NO, SUSIE, I DIDN'T

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KILL THE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.

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THE SYSTEM DID...

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THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.

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- Susie: YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I GUESS THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS
PRETTY SEXY.

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- Chris: WELCOME BACK TO THE
GOOD GUYS.

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- Brett: AND THAT'S THAT.

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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- Susie: NICE SHOOTING, BRETT.

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- Chris: GEEZ.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL GRAB A SHEET.

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WHO'S GOOD AT CUTTING HOLES?

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[ ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS ]