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Chris: WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS
"T.G.I.F.F.F." -- THANK GOD IT'S

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FOREIGN FOOD FRIDAY.

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Brett: YOU ALWAYS PLAN THE
BEST THEME NIGHTS, BUDDY.

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Chris: WELL...

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Brett: SO, WHAT DO THEY GOT
HERE -- LIKE, ALBANIAN-STYLE

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TWIZZLERS?

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Susie: I'M JUST GONNA GET
SOME WHITE RICE.

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Chris: OH, GEEZ.

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YOU GUYS ARE SO UNCULTURED.

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[ SCOFFS ]
AH. LOOK WHO'S OVER THERE.

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ZAMYR RISTANI AND HIS CREW --
ALBANIAN MAFIA.

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Susie: WORD IS, TENSIONS ARE
FLARING UP BETWEEN RIVAL

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FACTIONS.

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COULD MEAN A LOT OF BLOODSHED.

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Chris: SUSIE...

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ALBANIANS, BLOODSHED?

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[ SCOFFS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]
[ SHOUTS IN ALBANIAN ]

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Chris: ALL RIGHT, UH, LOOK,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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UH, ORDER ME SOME QUOFTE, A
BEAN JAHNI SOUP, AND SOME, UH...

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[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]
...RAKI MANASH, HOLD THE

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MULBERRIES.

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THANK YOU.

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EASY, MONSANTO.

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YOU MADE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
NOT TO SHOOT ANYBODY IN THE

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BACK.

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NOTHING PERSONAL, FONZARELLI.

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UNH!

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Chris: YEAH. OKAY.

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[ Unenthusiastically ] FREEZE.

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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE
MURDER OF ZAMYR RISTANI AND HIS

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TWO HENCHMEN.

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AND, TO BE HONEST, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO PIN THE MURDER OF THAT

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MOTORCYCLE GUY ON YOU, TOO.

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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

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Chief: THAT HIT WAS ORDERED
BY THIS MAN -- ADNAN ZAGREDA.

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Chris: WOW.

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HE'S PUTTING OUT MORE HITS THAN
ADELINA ISMALJI.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THE ALBANIAN POP STAR.

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Chief: UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE
FROM THE RESTAURANT WAS WILLING

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TO TESTIFY, WHICH MAKES YOU
THREE OUR ONLY WITNESSES.

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Susie: WELL, YOU CAN COUNT ON
US, CHIEF.

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I'M GONNA SING LIKE A CANARY.

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Brett: AND I'M GONNA SQUEAL
LIKE A RAT.

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Chris: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I
THINK YOU'RE COVERED WITH TWO

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WITNESSES.

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GOOD. GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU.

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Chief: SIT DOWN, CHRIS.

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Chris: [ SIGHS ]
Chief: ZAGREDA'S GOONS ARE

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GONNA BE LOOKING FOR YOU THREE,
SO YOU BETTER LAY LOW UNTIL THE

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TRIAL.

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WE'VE GOT A SAFE HOUSE FOR YOU
IN ELMWOOD PARK.

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Chris: ELMWOOD PA-- UGGGGGH.

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Susie: WE SHOULD GO CHECK OUT
THE MALL.

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I HEAR THEY HAVE A PANTS STORE.

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Chris: UGGGH.

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I CAN'T TAKE THIS PLACE ANYMORE.

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I'M GONNA GO TO THE GARAGE AND
SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN

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HUFF.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OH, HOPEFULLY, THAT'S THE

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ALBANIANS, COME TO BLOW MY
BRAINS OUT.

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Susie: WHO IS IT?

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HI!

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WELCOME TO ELMWOOD PARK!

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Chris: WELL.

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WHO ARE YOUR NEW FRIENDS HERE,
SWEETY BRIDE?

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Susie: MM. [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M STAN GOODMAN, AND THIS IS

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MY WIFE, PATTY.

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Chris: STAN AND PATTY.

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WELL, THE GOODMANS.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S CUTE.

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I'M, UH, CRINCE, AND THIS IS,
UH, MY BRIDE, BRENDA.

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Brett: HEY.

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Chris: OH, I-I'M SORRY.

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THAT'S, UH...[CLEARS THROAT]
THAT'S BRUCE.

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HE'S OUR MALE SEX COMPANION.

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YOU'RE A THREESOME?

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Susie: Y-YES.

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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
Chris: ARE YOU TWO

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POLYAMOROUS?

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NO. WE ARE NOT.

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AND NO ONE ELSE IN THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD IS, EITHER.

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Chris: ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK,
IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MINDS,

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COME ON BACK.

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WE COULD ALWAYS USE AN EXTRA
SLICE OF LETTUCE ON OUR SEX

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SANDWICH.

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A-ACTUALLY, UH, I THINK IT
WOULD BE BEST IF WE JUST...KEPT

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OUR DISTANCE.

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Brett: BYE!

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SWEETHEART?

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GOSH.

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Chris: THERE YOU GO.

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COME ON, HONEY.

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OH.

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Susie: OKAY!

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Chris: WHAT?

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Susie: SO, ARE WE SWINGERS
NOW?

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Chris: YES, WE'RE SWINGERS.

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Susie: I'M GOING TO GO VOMIT.

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Chris: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE
DOES OUR HORNY LITTLE FAMILY

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NEED?

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AH -- TINFOIL.

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EXCUSE ME.

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UM, COULD YOU RECOMMEND A BRAND
OF TINFOIL FOR SWINGERS?

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FOIL
HERE.

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WHY DON'T YOU THREE GO SHOP
SOMEWHERE ELSE?

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YOU SWINGERS AREN'T WANTED IN
ELMWOOD PARK.

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WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE
BIG CITY, WITH THE OTHER

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PERVERTS?

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Chris: [ SCOFFS ]
SHAME ON YOU.

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SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!

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OUR LIFESTYLE IS BOTH BEAUTIFUL
AND SENSUAL.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO "DIFFERENT
STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS"?

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COME ON, BRENDA.

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WE'LL BUY YOUR DIET POPSICLES AT
A MORE OPEN-MINDED

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ESTABLISHMENT.

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COME ON. HOLD HANDS.

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[ SIGHS, GROANS ]
WHAT A BUNCH OF STIFFS IN THIS

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TOWN.

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YOU TWO MUST FEEL RIGHT AT HOME,
HUH?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.

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Susie: "WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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COME TO 487 BROAD STREET TONIGHT
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR

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YOU."

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DO YOU THINK THE ALBANIANS HAVE
FOUND US?

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HERE GOES.

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[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]
HELLO, FRIENDS.

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WELCOME TO THE AMBROSIA CLUB.

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COME ON IN.

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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.

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Susie: CHRIS, I THINK THIS IS
A SWINGERS CLUB.

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Chris: YEAH.

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FINALLY, A LITTLE SPICE.

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BEHOLD -- A GARDEN OF PURE
PLEASURE.

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[ RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY ]
LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE

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HUNGRY.

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MY NAME'S DAN.

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BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER -- BAM,
BAM.

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Chris: Disgusting.

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THIS IS THE BAR.

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WE GOT JUICES, TONIC.

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NO ALCOHOL.

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WE DON'T HAVE OUR LIQUOR
LICENSE.

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AND THIS IS THE RUMPUS ROOM.

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WE GOT A STEAMY POOL TABLE AND A
BEANBAG CHAIR.

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AND THAT HOT PIECE OF TAIL BEING
MANHANDLED BY THAT WEIRD-LOOKING

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DUDE IS MY WIFE, LOUISE.

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HEY, HON!

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I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME NEW
FRIENDS.

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OH.

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Susie: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

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PLACE?

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Susie: UH...I LOVE THE COLOR
SCHEME.

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THANK YOU.

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WE BOUGHT THE PAINT AT LOWE'S --
THAT NEW ONE, ACROSS TOWN.

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AND SPEAKING OF NEW LOWS, IT
WOULD BE MY HONOR TO DO YOU

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WHILE I WATCH YOUR HUSBANDS GET
IT ON MY WIFE WHILE MY BUDDY

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SAMUEL WATCHES AND MASTURBATES,
MILADY.

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Susie: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
Chris: OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU KNOW, CHUCK, WE'D BE HAPPY
TO DO A LOT OF REALLY SICKENING

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THINGS WITH YOU TWO MONSTERS,
BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, THIS

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PLACE -- WELL, IT'S JUST NOT UP
TO OUR VERY DISCERNING SWINGING

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SPECIFICATIONS.

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Brett: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YOU'RE BLOWING IT.

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SAMUEL'S GOOD TO GO.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SPECIFICATIONS?

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Chris: UH, WELL, FOR ONE
THING, ANY SWINGERS CLUB WORTH

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ITS SCENTED BODY OILS WOULD HAVE
A VARIETY OF THEME ROOMS.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEME
ROOMS?

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Chris: WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU.

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[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
LOOKS VERY NICE.

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WE WERE IN TOO DEEP TO CHANGE
OUR STORY, BUT THE THEME ROOMS

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WERE A GOOD WAY TO STALL.

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PLUS, BUSINESS WAS BOOMING.

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AS SOON AS THE THEME ROOMS CAME
IN, EVERYTHING CHANGED.

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ATTENDANCE WAS UP 40% IN THE
FIRST MONTH ALONE.

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SUDDENLY, EVERYONE WAS
SWINGING -- EVEN THOSE YOU'D

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LEAST EXPECT.

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DAN WAS HAVING A FIELD DAY.

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WE WERE PART OF A FAMILY, BUT

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IT COULDN'T LAST FOREVER.

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SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE WAS
GONNA FIGURE OUT WE WEREN'T

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DOING ANY ACTUAL SWINGING.

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TO AVOID BEING DAN-HANDLED, I
OFTEN HAD TO HIDE IN THIS

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VOICEOVER-THEMED ROOM.

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HEY. THERE YOU ARE.

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Chris: AH.

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HOW ARE YOU, CHUCKIE?

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CRINCE, I LOVE YOU LIKE A
BROTHER...WITH BENEFITS.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME I SHOWED YOU
SOMETHING THAT NOT EVERYBODY

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GETS A CHANCE TO SEE.

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VOILà!

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Chris: HEY, ARE THESE THOSE
NEW SEX GUNS I READ ABOUT IN

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MOTHER JONES?

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CRINCE, IF YOU ENJOY PERSONAL
FREEDOM LIKE WE DO, YOU HAVE TO

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BE WILLING TO FIGHT AND EVEN DIE
TO PROTECT IT.

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SWINGERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY
ARE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH

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THE NOG-OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT.

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Chris: NOG?

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MONOGAMOUS!

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THE ENEMIES OF FREEDOM.

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THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR
ACTUAL RIGHTS THAT OUR

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FOUNDING FATHERS FOUND.

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THAT'S WHY US SWINGERS MUST
RISE UP AND OVERTHROW THE NOGS

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SO THAT WE CAN CREATE A
SWINGOCRACY.

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IT'S ALL DETAILED IN HERE.

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WE'RE DAYS AWAY FROM
STRIKING.

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WE'RE GONNA TAKE OUT CITY HALL,
WHERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE APPLY

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FOR MARRIAGE LICENSES.

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WE THINK THEY'LL MAKE THE
CONNECTION.

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WILL YOU JOIN US, CRINCE?

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Chris: YEAH. RIGHT. YEAH.

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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
AND SO THE SWINGER MOVEMENT IS

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ACTUALLY A VAST UNDERGROUND
ORGANIZATION OF ANTIGOVERNMENT

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MILITIAS.

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PLUS, AS IT TURNS OUT, THEY'RE
KIND OF ALL GROSS-LOOKING.

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Susie: I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

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YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?

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Chris: BELIEVE ME, CHUCK, IF
WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN THE

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GOVERNMENT, WE'RE GONNA NEED AS
MANY SOLDIERS AS WE CAN MUSTER.

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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

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LET'S DO THIS.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

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HEY, HORNDOGS.

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COME ON DOWN TO THE
AMBROSIA CLUB, WHERE YOU CAN

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INDULGE IN YOUR DEEPEST
FANTASIES IN A SAFE, MODERATELY

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CLEAN, LUXURIOUS ENVIRONMENT.

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IT'S THE ONLY SWINGERS CLUB
ENDORSED BY ME.

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COME ON DOWN TO THE
AMBROSIA CLUB.

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487 BROAD STREET, ELMWOOD PARK.

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WE'LL ALL BE WAITING FOR YOU.

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COME ON DOWN.

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THE NOGS ARE HERE!

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[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]
THEY'VE COME FOR US!

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THE PLAN WORKED.

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[ SCREAMS ]
ZAGREDA'S HIT SQUAD

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STORMED THE AMBROSIA.

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[ WOMAN MOANING PLEASURABLY ]
YEAH.

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BLB-BLB-BLB.

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THE SWINGERS NEVER SAW
IT COMING.

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OH, YEAH!

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THEY TRIED TO FIGHT
BACK, BUT THEY WERE NO MATCH

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FOR THE ALBANIANS.

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[ SHOTGUN COCKS, GUNSHOT ]
UNH!

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[ GUNSHOTS ]
IT WAS AN ALL-OUT

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MASSACRE.

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[ GASPS ]
A BLOODBATH.

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THAT'S WHEN I STEPPED IN.

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AFTER THE AMBROSIA, THE BIG
CORPORATE SWINGERS CLUBS TOOK

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OVER.

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NOW THEY LOOK LIKE DISNEYLAND,
ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT HAS

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MR. CHODE'S WILD GLIDE.

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IN THE END, I ENDED UP RIGHT
BACK HERE, IN MY PLAIN VANILLA

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TOWN WITH MY WHITE-BREAD
PARTNERS.

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AND THAT WAS THAT.