>> IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL UP HERE.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> SAMANTHA...
WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST
ESCROW OFFICER IN THE WORLD AND
BE MY WIFE?
>> [ GASPS ]
I WILL!
I WILL! I WILL! I WILL!
OH!
TAKE THAT RING, THAT IS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO MARRY THAT
PARKING LOT DOWN THERE, YOU DUMB
PIECE OF SHIT!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
[ GASPS, CHUCKLES ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
YOU KILLED HIM.
>> WELL, IF YOU MISS HIM SO
MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JOIN
HIM?!
>> NO!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
>> FUCK YOU!
>> AAH!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> HELP!
POLICE!
>> POLICE?
NEWS FLASH, BALLOON BOY, THERE'S
NO LAW UP HERE.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
>> [ Echoing ] SKY CRIME!
>> Brett: EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
>> AAH!
>> Brett: HEY!
GET YOUR OWN CONE!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, GEEZ.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> Chief: THREE MORE VICTIMS OF
SENSELESS SKY CRIME.
OH, WELL.
>> Susie: WITNESSES SAY THEY
WERE ALL PUSHED OUT OF A HOT-AIR
BALLOON.
>> Chief: WELL, THANK GOD NONE
OF OUR CARS WERE DAMAGED.
>> Chris: HEY, CHIEF, WHERE DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
NOW, CHRIS MONSANTO DOESN'T WALK
AWAY FROM A TRIPLE DROP-N-PLOP
MENTAL CLOP.
>> Susie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TOWN
STATUTES, CHRIS.
ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE SKY
IS PERFECTLY LEGAL.
>> Brett: WHO DO YOU THINK DID
THIS?
>> Chief: WELL, IF I WERE A
BETTING MAN, WHICH I AM IN THE
SKY CASINOS, I'D SAY THIS WAS
THE WORK OF...THE BARON.
[ ENGINE RUMBLING ]
>> Brett: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Chief: THAT, MY FRIEND, IS
THE BARON'S HOME -- CLOUDTOPIA.
>> [ DISTORTED LAUGHTER ]
>> Chief: THE BARON IS THE
UNQUESTIONED LORD AND MASTER OF
THE CRIMINAL OVERWORLD.
RUTHLESS, SADISTIC, AND
COMPLETELY UNTOUCHABLE, HE
OPERATES OUT OF CLOUDTOPIA, THE
MOTHER SHIP FROM WHICH ALL SKY
CRIME ORIGINATES.
>> Chris: WAIT A SECOND.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ANYTHING
THAT HAPPENS IN THE SKY IS LEGAL
AND THERE'S A GIANT CRIME BLIMP
FLYING AROUND THIS PLACE?
>> Chief: YES.
>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW HOW I
MISSED THAT.
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
WELL, NO MATTER.
IT'S TIME TO SCRUB THE CLOUDS
AND RETURN THE SKY TO GOD.
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> Chief: WHOA, THERE, MONSANTO.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOWN HERE,
YOU'RE BOUND BY THE LAWS OF THE
GROUND.
[ HEART BEATING ]
>> WHOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Chris: THANK YOU, ALL.
>> WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY
HOOKERS AND MY DRUG DEALERS?
>> SORRY, BARON, THEY'RE...
DEAD.
>> DEAD?!
DAMN IT.
I WAS COUNTING ON THEIR PROCEEDS
TO COMPLETE
OPERATION GROUNDLESS.
>> SOME MARSHAL IS WAGING WAR
AGAINST SKY CRIME.
SAYS HE WON'T QUIT TILL HE PUTS
YOU OUT OF COMMISSION.
MONSANT...SOMETHING.
>> MARSHAL MONSANTFIELD, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO --
>> NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MONSANTO.
>> MARSHAL MONSANTO, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO FIND OUT THE SKY'S THE
LIMIT...OF YOUR LIFE.
>> Brett: SO, THE PIZZA GUY
SAYS, "HEY, I JUST DROPPED ALL
THESE STROMBOLIS ON THE FLOOR.
I'LL LET YOU HAVE 'EM HALF
PRICE."
SO, NATURALLY, I'M LIKE, "WHAT
FLAVORS ARE THEY?"
AND JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL
ME, I WOKE UP.
>> Susie: YOU ALREADY TOLD ME
THIS.
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
W-WHAT WAS THAT?
>> OH, MARSHALS!
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU
ARE!
>> Susie: THE BARON!
AAH! AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Chris: [ SIGHS ]
HEY, BRETT, YOUR SHOE FELL OFF
YOUR BLOW-UP DOLL.
>> Chief: WHERE DID YOU FIND
THAT?
>> Chris: OUT -- RIGHT OUTSIDE.
>> Chief: GOOD GOD.
>> Chris: WHAT?
THE DROP-TILE CEILING?
I KNOW. THEY'RE SO DATED.
>> Chief: SUSIE AND BRETT HAVE
BEEN SKY-NAPPED BY THE BARON.
YOU HAVE TO GO UP TO CLOUDTOPIA
AND RESCUE THEM.
>> Chris: BOTH OF THEM?
>> Chief: WELL, CONCENTRATE ON
SUSIE, BUT IF YOU CAN GET BRETT,
IT WOULD SAVE ME A LOT OF
PAPERWORK.
>> Chris: SURE, CHIEF.
YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR.
[ Chuckling ] OKAY.
>> MARSHAL!
>> Chris: UH, NO, NO.
I'M, UH, JUST IMPERSONATING A
MARSHAL.
>> OH, NICE.
GOOD SKY CRIME.
>> Chris: THANKS.
>> NAME'S GRUNKE.
GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>> Chris: [ GRUNTS ]
>> YELLOWS, REDS, GOOFBALLS,
HIGH-HATS -- I GOT IT ALL.
>> Chris: NO. THANK YOU.
THAT'S FINE.
ALTHOUGH, COME TO THINK OF IT, A
HIGH-HAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS KIND OF
TASTY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW THAT I SEE YOU IN PROFILE...
A MARSHAL!
WELL, YOU'RE IN CLOUD COUNTRY
NOW.
UP HERE, ANYTHING GOES!
[ SLICING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
[ THUD ]
>> Chris: [ SIGHS ]
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO
GRUNKE?!
>> Chris: I'M GONNA HAVE SEX
WITH HIS CORPSE.
>> OH. NICE. GOOD SKY CRIME.
>> Chris: [ SIGHS ]
BUNCH OF WACKOS UP HERE.
>> MONSANTO'S TAKING HIS SWEET
TIME.
TAKE THESE TWO TO THE SNAKE PIT.
>> Brett: SNAKE PIT? UGH!
>> Chris: HEY, BARON!
[ GRUNTS ]
LOOKY WHAT I GOT HERE --
MARSHAL MONSANTO.
I KILLED HIM.
I KILLED HIM REAL DEAD-LIKE,
TOO.
>> NICE WORK, FRIEND!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> Chris: UH, CHISS.
>> WELCOME TO CLOUDTOPIA...
"CHIZZ."
PLEASE, STAY AS MY GUEST.
LATER, WE'RE GOING TO WATCH
PIRATED DVDs AND GAY-MARRY
EACH OTHER.
>> Chris: OH.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
YEAH, SPOT ON.
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
>> LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
>> Chris: OKAY.
>> DRUGS, GUNS, PROSTITUTION,
LOITERING, VANDALISM, AND ALL
MANNER OF CRUELTY.
IF IT'S ILLEGAL DOWN THERE, YOU
CAN FIND IT UP HERE.
WE EVEN HAVE CUBAN CIGARS.
>> Chris: OOH! MAY I?
>> ACTUALLY, NO.
THESE ARE JUST A SYMBOLIC TOKEN
OF OUR DISDAIN FOR THE LAW.
[ SNIFFS ]
SMOKING IS THE ONE THING NOT
ALLOWED IN CLOUDTOPIA.
THIS IS A HYDROGEN-FILLED
AIRSHIP -- HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
>> Chris: YEAH, SURE.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> HERE YOU ARE.
>> Chris: I THANK YOU, SIR.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Brett: [ CHOMPING ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ CHEERING IN DISTANCE ]
[ GRUNTING ]
PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS A
SAUSAGE.
EW!
>> YOU'RE NEXT, SWEET CHEEKS.
>> Chris: HEY, BUDDY, BUDDY.
CHANGE OF PLANS.
BARON WANTS THESE TWO FREAKOS.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> Chris: EH, I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAYS SOMETHING UPSTAIRS ISN'T
ILLEGAL ENOUGH.
I JUST WORK HERE.
>> SAY NO MORE. [ LAUGHS ]
>> Chris: YEAH. OKAY. YEAH.
OOH! AHH!
NICE CHOMPING THERE, BRETT.
>> Brett: IT WAS CHEWY LIKE A
BICYCLE TIRE.
>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!
[ GROWLS ] MOVE IT OUT! MOVE IT!
[ GROWLS ]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, FOLLOW MY LEAD,
AND WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
[ GROWLS ]
OKAY, GET THOSE ON. COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY
MARSHALS?
>> Chris: WE'RE GETTING OFF THIS
"BLUMP."
>> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO
THAT, CHIZZ.
THERE'S ONLY ONE DAY YOU CAN
LEAVE CLOUDTOPIA...
[ GUN COCKS ]
...SPLATTER-DAY.
>> Chris: I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
MY NAME AIN'T CHISS.
IT'S CHRIS --
CHRIS MARSHAL, U.S. MONSANTO.
>> OHH!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
THIS IS KIND OF NICE!
[ LAUGHS ]
AHH!
OH, GOD! THE GROUND! NO!
>> Chris: OKAY! COME ON!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HONEY.
HOLD ON.
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
>> SMOKING IS THE ONE THING NOT
ALLOWED IN CLOUDTOPIA.
HYDROGEN-FILLED AIRSHIP.
NOT ALLOWED.
HYDROGEN.
HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE.
SMOKING.
NOT ALLOWED.
HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE.
SYMBOLIC TOKEN.
NOT ALLOWED.
ANYTHING GOES, EXCEPT SMOKING,
THAT IS.
[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]
>> Chris: I GUESS, IN THIS CASE,
BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
YES!
GERONIMO!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK ON
EL GROUNDO DE FIRMO.
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Susie: CHRIS, YOU MUST HAVE
KILLED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.
>> Chris: SKY CRIME.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]