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Bugs Bunny.

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I have an appointment
with Dr. Weisberg.

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Go ahead and take a seat.

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Daffy?

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Oh, hey, Bugs.

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- What are you doing here?
- Reading.

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My subscription ran out.

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So you come
to a doctor's office?

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No, I come to a doctor's office
waiting room.

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It's very pleasant.

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Fish tank, classical music.
Very nice.

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Someone order Chinese food?

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Right here.

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[theme music]

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[heart thumping]

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- You got any sodas in here?
- Shh.

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Wow. This thing's like
a runaway freight train.

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What are you so hopped up for?

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I'm always telling him
he's too stressed.

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I'm not stressed.

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Here's what we're gonna do.

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I want you to spend
the weekend relaxing.

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Lots of deep breathing.
No excitement.

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No stress.

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We'll check your heart
again on Monday.

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It's weird. I feel fine.

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Oh, hey, doc, I have
a quick question for you.

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Is there anything
you can do to stretch

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my stomach ten times its size?

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- What are you crazy?
- Just temporarily.

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I'm gonna be in
a hot dog eating contest

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at the fair this weekend.

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Oh, I forgot the fair
was this weekend.

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Bup-bup-bup.
No fair for you.

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That's too much excitement.

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But for me, I can't wait.

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I go every year.

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I like to win
all that stuff nobody needs.

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A kazoo, novelty glasses.

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Silly straw.

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Snap pops.

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- Aah!
- Oh, sorry.

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[heart thumping]

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So, what about my stomach?

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You shouldn't enter
that contest.

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Binge eating
is extremely unhealthy.

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ding

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Well, if I can't stretch
my stomach with surgery

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I'm gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.

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By gorging myself.

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You're not gonna listen
to your doctor?

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He's not my doctor, he's yours.

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Sure, I've gone to him
for the occasional

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cosmetic procedure but even then

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I had him send you the bill.

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Why do you wanna win
a hot dog eating contest?

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That is the dumbest question
I have ever heard in my life.

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How about a lifetime
supply of hot dogs?

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A custom-made satin jacket

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and for one year,
the great honor

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of being called Mr. Wiener.

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Does that answer your question?

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No.

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[elevator dings]

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Here, let me drive you home.
That way you can relax.

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- What about your car?
- Oh, it got towed.

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I parked in Dr. Weisberg's spot.

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[instrumental music]

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The funny thing is, I really
don't feel stressed at all.

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[tires screeching]

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What is the matter with you?

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That light was yellow!

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- You go on yellow!
- Daffy.

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My friend could have
a heart attack at any
second!

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I'm trying to keep things
calm for him!

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- Back off!
- Oh, boy.

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You wanna fight?

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Oh, he wants to fight.

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[tires screeching]

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[car horn honking]

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Stay calm, Bugs, I got this.

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Just do some of that
deep breathing.

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(Porky)
'Where's B-Bugs?'

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He said he needed to lie down.

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He's such
a frail reed, that guy.

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Hello, what can I get you?

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- I'll have 62 hot dogs.
- Say what?

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That's one more than
last year's winner ate.

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Well, not this year.

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Soon you'll be
calling me Mr. Wiener.

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I already call you that.
And a lot worse.

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- How about you, Porky?
- Oh-oh, I'm not eating.

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Wow! That's one thing I thought
I'd never hear you say.

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I-I'm too nervous. M-my
girlfriend's coming to town.

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Okay, now that's two things

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I thought
I'd never hear you say.

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W-well, she's sort of
my girlfriend.

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W-we've only met once.

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Ey, b-but we talk
on the phone every day.

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And t-tomorrow
she's coming into town

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to g-go to the fair with me.

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[sighs]
S-she's wonderful.

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I-I get butterflies in my
stomach just thinking about her.

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Uh, I know what I would
like in my stomach.

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Sixty two hot dogs.
So <i>arriba, arriba.</i>

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That's too much food, man.

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I gotta stretch my stomach.

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Do you know how bad
that is for you?

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Sixty two hot dogs.

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Eating that much
in one sitting could kill you.

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Coming right up.

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Oh, P-Petunia will be here

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in 22 hours 38 minutes
and 14 seconds.

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- You're gonna blow it.
- Wh-what do you mean?

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You're too eager.
You're gonna scare her off.

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You gotta relax, chill.

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Otherwise she's gonna
think you're desperate.

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Girls like a guy
who plays it cool.

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[cell phone rings]

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Watch this.

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Hey, Tina, you're gonna
have to call me back.

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I'm in the middle
of something, okay?

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So maybe I'll see you later,
maybe I won't.

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So whatevs.
Doesn't matter either way.

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You better see me later.

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We have a date tonight
and you're picking me up

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at 8:30, got it?

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Well, whatever
you say, my angel.

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I'll be counting the seconds.

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I'm telling you, Porky,
play it cool.

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Whoa! That's a lot
of hot dogs.

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How can someone eat that many?

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Ey, what's the most
you've ever eaten?

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I don't know.
Four, four and a half.

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Any more than that,
they start coming back up.

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If you know what I mean.

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Unfortunately, we always
know what you mean.

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Well, here goes nothing.

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chomp chomp chomp

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gulping

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[grunting]

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How many was that?

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Four.

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Oh, well.

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Maybe I could do another half.

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chomp chomp chomp

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'It's comin' back up!'

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'It's comin' back up!'

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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[heart thumping]

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It's still beating like crazy.

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What is the matter with me?

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Aah!

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[machine whirring]

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What on Earth are you doing?

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- I'm building a ramp.
- For what?

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I'm performing
a death-defying stunt

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at this weekend's fair.

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Are you, uh, qualified
for that sort of thing?

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Nope. But it don't matter.

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It's my legacy.

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It all started with
my great-granddaddy.

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Rocky Mountain Sam.

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He once jumped
a horse-drawed carriage

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over 15 cows.

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Then there was old grand-dad

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Death Valley Sam.

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He jumped a model T
over 15 model Ls.

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Okay!

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Then there was my daddy,
Grand Canyon Sam.

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Some say he was the greatest
daredevil of 'em all.

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He jumped a motorcycle
over 15 school buses.

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So now it's my turn.

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You gonna jump a motorcycle
over a bunch of school
buses?

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No, I'm g-gonna jump
a school bus

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over a bunch of motorcycles.

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Eh, good luck with that.

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Will you help me? Please?

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I don't know
how to build a ramp.

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I ain't never done a stunt.
I'm not a daredevil.

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- Then don't do it.
- I gots' to.

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Because I can't
go down in history

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as the only Sam
who never jumped one thing

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over a bunch of other things.

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I'd love to help you

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but I'm under doctor's orders
to take it easy this weekend.

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I'm not asking you
to do the stunt

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I'm just asking you to figure
out how to do the stunt.

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[sighs]
So you wanna jump a school bus

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over how many motorcycles?

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- Fifteen.
- Right.

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I think we're gonna need
a calculator.

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A calculator?
I said a school bus!

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Whoa! Oof!

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creak creak creak

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Oh!

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[instrumental music]

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chomp chomp chomp

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Yes! Five hot dogs.

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- And they're staying down.
- They'd better.

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Well, all I have to do now
is figure out

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how I'm gonna cram 57 more
down my gullet.

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I gotta stretch this dude out.

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I can't believe you're doing all
this for a stupid satin jacket

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and so people
can call you Mr. Wiener.

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Well, truth be told,
there's another reason.

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It's my legacy.

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It all started with
my great-grandfather Dipsy Duck.

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He ate 54 huckleberry pies

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in a pie-eating contest

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and won a horse-drawn carriage.

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Then there was
my grandfather Doofus Duck.

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He ate 112 corncobs

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in a corncob-eating contest

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and won a model T.

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And then there was
my father, Dummy Duck.

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He ate 14 buckets
of fried chicken

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in a fried
chicken-eating contest

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and won a school bus.

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He still drives it to this day.

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Now do you understand
why I have to win?

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Do any of the guys in your
family have normal names?

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Like David or Doug?

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I have a cousin
named Dimwit Duck.

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Look, Tina, the point is,
I have to win

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so I don't go down in history

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as the only duck
who didn't win a contest

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by gorging himself
on carnival food.

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And also I really want
that satin jacket.

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[sighs]

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chomp chomp

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Urgh!

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'It's coming back up.'

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[drum roll]

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What are we doin'
playing with models?

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We ought to be building
the real thing.

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I told you I don't want anything
to do with the real thing.

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My heart is racing
just thinking about it.

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[heart thumping]

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I need to relax.

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Why do you need to relax,
you're life ain't stressful.

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'Near's I can tell you,
sit around the big house'

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'all day doing nothing.'

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[piano music]

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Okay, you're school bus weighs
approximately, 14,000 pounds.

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'And this ramp is at an angle
of 22 degrees.'

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'So you need to be going no less
than 89 miles per hour'

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'but no more than 91 miles
per hour, when you hit the ramp'

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'so that you can travel the 72
feet over the 15 motorcycles.'

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'Now, you have to land exactly
on the front edge'

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'of the landing ramp. Otherwise,
you lose control and crash.'

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So, 89 miles per hour,
22 degree take off, 72 feet

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land on the front
edge of the ramp. Got it?

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[snoring]

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00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,300
- Yosemite!
- Huh, what!

257
00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:24,800
Oh, sorry that classical
music's just so dang relaxing.

258
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:26,233
swoosh

259
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,967
[phone ringing]

260
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,600
[Daffy mumbling]

261
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,633
Wh-w-what?

262
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,867
Sorry, I was eating,
I'm up to seven hotdogs.

263
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:45,233
I just wanna remind you
to play it cool with Petunia.

264
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,933
Oh-ho, r-right.

265
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,867
Porky, I'm serious.
Serious like a heart attack.

266
00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,200
Sorry, Bugs!

267
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:54,833
You can not blow this!

268
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:59,767
Remember, you come from a long
line of pigs, who've blown it.

269
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:03,333
Need, I remind you of your
great grandfather, Pudgy Pig.

270
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:08,167
Your grandfather, Plumpy Pig.
And your father, Plus-size Pig.

271
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,967
M-m-my dad's name is Alan.

272
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:14,133
The point is, they all blew it.
You gotta break the chain Porky.

273
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,533
Play it cool, unless you want to
lose Petunia forever.

274
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,567
Uh, s-she's here.

275
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:25,000
Good, I gotta go anyway,
that's Tina on the other line.

276
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:28,033
Oh, darling, I hope
I didn't keep you waiting.

277
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,133
[dramatic music]

278
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,233
<i>(Daffy)
You're gonna blow it.</i>

279
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,233
<i>Play it cool.</i>

280
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,000
Porky, it's so good to see you.

281
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:39,500
I'm so excited for our weekend.

282
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,100
Okay, cool.

283
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,267
[instrumental music]

284
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,600
[funfair music]

285
00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:55,767
[chuckling]
Oh, this is so much fun.

286
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:59,067
I haven't been to the fair
since I was a little girl.

287
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,267
Oh, look cotton candy.

288
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,067
- Do you like cotton candy?
- Are you kidding?

289
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,033
I can eat cotton candy all..

290
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,033
I-I-I mean..

291
00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:14,667
Uh, I can t-t-take it
or leave it.

292
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:18,333
Hey, the ever roller coster.

293
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400
[crowd screaming]

294
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,267
- Should we go on it?
- Are-are you crazy?

295
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:26,767
I mean, I don't know.
Whatever.

296
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,633
Is everything alright?

297
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,300
You seem strange.

298
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,967
Uh, I'm cool.

299
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:34,867
[whimpering]

300
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,400
Hey, uh, Speedy give me
all your churros.

301
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:42,100
- Are you crazy?
- I gotta stretch my stomach.

302
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,467
But the idea of eating
another
hot dog makes me sick.

303
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,100
And in two hours,
I gotta eat 62 of them.

304
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,900
There's no way
you gonna win man.

305
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,433
Have you seen last years winner?

306
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,333
[dramatic music]

307
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,967
Uff, he looks like
he could eat 62 of you.

308
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,767
- Mother.
- Hey, look!

309
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,567
There's a fortune teller.

310
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:04,567
(woman in TV)
Continue to breath deep

311
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,633
relaxing breathes.

312
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,400
[phone ringing]

313
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,833
(Yosemite)
What angle's the ramp
supposed to be at?

314
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:12,967
What?

315
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,433
What angle should
the ramp be at?

316
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,167
And-and how fast
am I supposed to go?

317
00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,800
And what part of the ramp
am I supposed to land on?

318
00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:22,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sam,
slow down. What-what's wrong?

319
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,900
I'm panicking, I'm spiraling.

320
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,000
I got so used
to that teeny model.

321
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,567
Now, it all looks
so big and scary.

322
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:30,767
You gotta come help me.

323
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,533
I need you here.
My heart's racing.

324
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,300
That's exactly why I can't come.
You shouldn't be there either.

325
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,500
Bugs, please. I'm begging ya.

326
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:43,167
I need the emotional support.
You're my best friend.

327
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,833
- What?
- Nothing.

328
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,267
I, I didn't say nothing.

329
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,933
- Uh, just come down here.
- Fine.

330
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,500
Dr. Weisberg is gonna kill me

331
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,933
if my heart doesn't first.

332
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,333
[phone ringing]

333
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,933
[automated message]
'Hi, please leave a message.'

334
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,433
(Weisberg on phone)
'Bugs, it's Dr. Weisberg.'

335
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,400
Look, look, look,
I'm on the internet

336
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:06,167
and I think I might have
misdiagnosed your condition.

337
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:11,633
Turns out your heart beating
fast because... you're a rabbit.

338
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,200
That's where they get
the expression

339
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,333
"My heart's beating
like a rabbit's." Huh?

340
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,833
Anyway, there's nothing wrong
with your heart.

341
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,400
You're fine.
You're in perfect health.

342
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:25,500
So go have some fun,
enjoy your life. Live a little.

343
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:30,200
Okay, enough work for a
Saturday. I'm going to the fair.

344
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,733
[mystical music]

345
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,833
In my crystal ball
I can see the past

346
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,500
the present and the future.

347
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,067
Lola you're not
a fortune teller.

348
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:46,033
Uh, my name is
Madam Zoldor, so..

349
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,867
What do you see Madam Zoldor?

350
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,567
Will I win
the hotdog eating contest?

351
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:53,567
Let me see.
It's, it's murky.

352
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,433
[crackling]

353
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,933
Ah-ha! I see a hotdogs,
so many hotdogs.

354
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,567
Really?
At a hotdog eating contest?

355
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,033
[gasps]
I see you.

356
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,167
[gasps]

357
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:08,567
You're eating hotdogs
so many hotdogs.

358
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,867
More than five?
Do I win?

359
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:13,567
Yes, you win.
You're the winner.

360
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,633
I knew it.
Thank you, Madam Zoldor.

361
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:23,200
Does the lady want her palm
read? Or maybe a manicure.

362
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,333
I'm actually
a little better at those.

363
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:30,767
Uh, I think Ferris wheels
are kind of romantic.

364
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,800
Don't you?

365
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,333
[sighs]

366
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,267
T-t-there alright.

367
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:40,333
Porky, you just seem
so different from when we met.

368
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,733
Well, I don't know
what to tell you Petunia.

369
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,000
This is me.
This is who I'm.

370
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,567
I'm relaxed,
I'm cool, I'm chill.

371
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,400
[instrumental music]

372
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:56,900
Ah-ha! Wh-what's happening?

373
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,467
- We must be stuck.
- Wh-wh-what?

374
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,667
We're hundreds
of feet off the ground.

375
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,633
Help, somebody, help us.

376
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:08,000
[crying]
I always knew,
I'd d-d-die this way.

377
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,433
[shivering]

378
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,633
[dramatic music]

379
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,133
I think Madam Zoldor
might be crazy.

380
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,067
There's no way my stomachs
big enough to eat all these.

381
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,133
Ladies and gentleman,
welcome to the 35th annual

382
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,833
'Mr. Weiner,
hot dog eating contest.'

383
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,000
[people cheering]

384
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:41,833
Uh, that satin jacket is mine.

385
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,633
On your mark..

386
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,933
Get set..

387
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,100
Go!

388
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,300
[instrumental music]

389
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:54,467
Eh, w-why isn't it fixed?
W-w-what's taking so long?

390
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,200
W-w-what if they never fix it?

391
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,700
Porky, calm down.

392
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,067
It's gonna be okay.

393
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:04,200
Eh, Petunia? Um, there's
something I've to tell you.

394
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,300
Ever since I picked you
up at the airport.

395
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,833
I-I've been trying
to play it cool.

396
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,367
Why?

397
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:13,233
Because I was afraid if you saw
how excited I was to see you

398
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,700
you'd think I was,
eh, d-d-desperate.

399
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:19,533
But, but the truth is,
I-I'm excited to see you.

400
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,467
Also you should know
that I l-l-love cotton candy

401
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:25,400
I don't like roller coasters
and, and I think

402
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:28,233
you're the-the greatest
girl I've ever met.

403
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,000
I guess I blew it, huh?

404
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,567
[instrumental music]

405
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:37,700
Good luck, if you need me, I'll
be over there. Not watching.

406
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:42,200
(male announcer)
'Ladies and gentleman, direct
your attention to the infield'

407
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:45,267
'where local daredevil
Yosemite Sam'

408
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:50,733
'will attempt to jump a
school bus over 15 motorcycles.'

409
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,467
[engine revving]

410
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,267
[grunting]

411
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,700
I can't reach the paddles.

412
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:03,400
You gotta do the stunt with me.
You gotta be my feet.

413
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,433
[sighs]

414
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,900
Are you crazy?

415
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:12,100
No, I'm a Sam and if I don't do
this, I'll be the first Sam

416
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,967
who ain't never
accomplished nothing.

417
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,800
[sobbing]

418
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:18,933
[door bangs]

419
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,567
- Move over.
- Oh, thank you.

420
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,767
I knew you was my best friend.
I mean neighbor.

421
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,667
[upbeat music]

422
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,900
We have a winner.
Daffy duck.

423
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,533
[people cheering]

424
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,667
Yay. Haha. Wooh!

425
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,333
[instrumental music]

426
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,133
I told them not to enter
that hotdog eating contest.

427
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,500
I told him.

428
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,033
Well, this is it.

429
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,133
[classical music]

430
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,300
It'll help me relax.
Don't fall asleep at the wheel.

431
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:08,667
(man on radio)
'You're listening
to Classical 103.1.'

432
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:11,167
[tires screeching]

433
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,933
[music continues]

434
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,667
[tires screeching]

435
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,000
crash

436
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:45,200
boom

437
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,833
[crowd cheering]

438
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,900
[grunting]

439
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:52,467
I'm alive, I can't believe it.

440
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:56,167
Uh, I can't believe
they don't have seat belts

441
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:57,967
on school buses.

442
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,367
Ow!

443
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:03,200
[Porky sighs]
It's so romantic up here.

444
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:06,467
I hope they d-d-don't ever
fix this Ferris wheel.

445
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,733
Eh, D-D-Daffy?

446
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,700
It's Mr. Weiner.

447
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,833
[instrumental music]

448
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,300
burp

449
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:27,933
(Weisberg on phone)
'So, go have some fun, enjoy
your life. Live a little.'

450
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,933
I think a death
defying stunt qualifies.

451
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,067
Unbelievable, they're
stripping me of my title

452
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,733
because they said I cheated.

453
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,700
I'm not allowed
to call myself Mr. Weiner.

454
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,567
- I'll call you Mr. Weiner.
- Thanks.

455
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:47,067
That's why
you're my best friend.

456
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,000
Don't tell Yosemite that.

457
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,467
[theme music]

458
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,233
Look what I won at the fair!

459
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,567
Now I can drink out of my hat.