- New shoes? - I bought 'em online.
They're gonna make me run faster
jump higher, and dunk harder.
They look, they look nice.
They're gonna even look nicer on your face
when I go up for a rim-rattling jam.
Come on. Feed the big man.
Um, I think your laces are...
Extra-long for extra support?
Hope you brought your umbrella
because it's about to rain threes.
Aah! Uh!
Foul.
[theme music]
Bag-less, light weight, durable
five year warranty, free ship.. Free shipping?
'Hello, mommy.'
I think someone just made her way to my cart.
Do I wanna proceed to checkout
or buy all my items with a simple quick click?
Do you have to ask? Quick click.
See you babies in three to five business days.
(Bugs) 'Daffy!'
Yeah?
What is all this?
Stuff I bought on the Internet.
How did you pay for it?
You don't have to pay for it.
You just press quick click.
You used my computer.
The quick click is connected to my bank account.
Oh, that's why it always says
"Thank you for your purchase, Mr. Bunny."
It's all going back.
But I need all this stuff.
I think you have a shopping problem.
I don't have a shopping problem.
Oh, really?
A battery operated spaghetti fork.
It's the ultimate time saver.
Says it right there on the package.
It's going back.
What are you doing?
You can't return my toilet paper warmer.
You want me to use cold toilet paper?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not sending back my vibrating head massager.
I haven't gotten one migraine since I've got it.
It's unopened.
That proves how effective it is.
Video games? What are you, nine years old?
It's not just any video game.
It's the best video game.
"Gribblers' Quest Four.
"Elves versus fairies versus gribblers."
You can play it as an elf or as a fairy.
But you have to get to level 15 to be a gribbler.
I don't want one more package delivered to this house.
Fine.
'I would've let you use the toilet paper warmer.'
"Elves versus fairies versus gribblers."
[clanking]
What the heck is a "Gribbler" anyway?
Well, one quick game.
[instrumental music]
Bugs just said no packages delivered to this house.
[evil laugh]
What do you think you're doing with my mail?
Oh, it's mine. See? It has my name.
But it has my address.
What's going on here?
Nothing, I'm just having some stuff I buy online
sent to your house so Bugs won't know about it.
Mm-hmm.
Seems to me somebody has a problem.
I don't have a shopping problem.
Oh, I'm not talking about shopping.
Your problem's not in here
it's in here.
What are you talking about?
You got a big ol' hole where your heart is
and you're trying to fill it with things.
I know that feeling.
You don't know anything about me.
But you should probably know that my middle name is Sheldon
in case you have to sign for any more packages.
I'm expecting a portable sauna any day now.
When you're ready to deal with your real problem
you know where to find me.
[squealing]
zap
Oh, level two.
You better watch it, elves
because this fairy just earned his wings.
[door creaking]
Huh, you think a moat is gonna stop me
from entering the castle?
I'm flyin', fool.
[whooshing]
rata-tat rata-tat
Whoa, who knew elves had guns?
[door opens and closes]
[gunfire on video game]
What is that?
Oh, I think we might be at war.
You should probably check the TV.
See if it's on the news.
Where's the volume on this thing?
There's nothing on the news.
Huh. Guess there's no war.
That's good.
Well, I think I'm gonna go upstairs and play.
I mean, do some work.
Uh, work on that project I've been working on.
I've got something I need to do, too.
If the thing you were gonna do was send another package
to Yosemite's house, don't bother
I've changed my password.
Is it "Carrot?"
[keyboard clacking]
It's not "Carrot" anymore.
Is it "Carrot1?"
[keyboard clacking]
Stay off my computer.
[groaning]
Oh!
[squeaks]
Oh! Phew.
Uh! Oof! Ow!
Oh!
[TV powers on]
Oh!
Carrot2?
My lord, he's predictable.
- What are you doing? - Ohh!
Please. It's almost midnight.
I'm gonna miss the deal of the day.
It's a tent that sleeps eight people... comfortably.
You don't even know eight people.
I'll meet some on the camping trip.
- No. - I need it.
- Give me that. - Let me just...
It's just a quick click.
You know what?
'Oh! No, no, no, no. no!'
[buzzer]
My tent!
My beautiful eight-person tent is gone.
Why? Why?
Oh!
Huh! The new deal of the day is up.
Oh, a professional, in-home waxing kit.
Ah!
Grr!
Ha! Uh!
Give me.
Ow!
[music on TV]
Ugh..
- You got my package? - Hmm.
It's the first three seasons of "Ally McBeal"
before Robert Downey Jr. ruined it.
I'll give you your package, on one condition.
You come somewhere with me.
(Pepé) 'I know in the past we've talked a lot about'
'my fear of commitment.'
Uh, I don't know if this qualifies
as a breakthrough or not, uh, but this week
'I've decided to try online dating.'
What is this?
- It's group therapy. - What?
- I don't need group therapy. - Shh!
Sam, do you have anything you'd like to share?
I had a, uh, I had a setback this week.
I shot my dry cleaner.
- Huh? - It was just a water pistol.
But I, I just kept a-shootin'.
I couldn't stop. I just felt so angry.
Why were you angry?
He didn't get the stain out of my kerchief.
Do you think your anger might have been misdirected?
Oh, wow. I hadn't thought of that.
Why, I wasn't mad at him at all.
Who do you think you're actually angry with?
It was those kids.
I'm mad at all those kids
who used to tease me on the playground.
It's not my fault I had a mustache in third grade.
I just wanted to be like everybody else.
No one gave me a chance.
[sobbing]
- Oh, boy. - And what about you?
(Yosemite) 'Oh! Oh!'
Oh, me? Oh, I'm good.
I mean, I've been doin' a lot of online shopping lately
but I don't have a problem.
At least, not compared to these guys
who are obviously all crazy.
So, I'm just gonna go ahead and go.
Where you going?
Do some online shopping?
I know what you're trying to do.
You want me to break down and cry
and say that the reason I keep buying stuff
is because I'm trying to fill an emotional void
that all this confidence is a facade
it's all fake, that deep down
I'm just an insecure, scared, needy little duck
in desperate need of a hug.
Come here.
[sobbing]
I'm just so vulnerable.
Anyone else want some?
That goblin wanted some and he got some.
[female screaming on video game]
Oh, no!
Next.
You go ahead, I just got hit by Beetle Lightning.
I can have these ready for you in an hour.
Is this a good time for you?
Uh, no. Not really.
Because I'm trying to take into account
other people's needs, not just my own.
So, if it's not a good time for you, just tell me.
It's not a good time.
(Daffy) 'Okay, good.'
[clearing throat]
I've joined a therapy group.
You probably don't know this about me.
But I have some fairly significant emotional issues.
Now, I know I've done a good job covering them up
but I'm going to finally confront them
in the hopes of becoming a better person.
Daffy, can we talk about this another...
The kind of person who listens
who takes into consideration what other people want
what other people need.
Daffy, I need to get back to work.
Gina, darling, you're gonna notice a lot of changes in me.
I seem to cry very easily.
How do you feel about all this?
Fine. Great.
You're a very strong, brave woman.
That's what I hope to become.
I'm so glad this was a good time for you to talk.
Well, guess what, elves
I just acquired theShroud ofGuanjaro
so your fire can't hurt me
and I will find the key
and I will enter thePit of Romulese.
Wow!
Wow. I had such an amazing experience today in group.
It's like when one door opens behind it is another door
you didn't even know existed.
And sometimes, that door is locked.
But now, I have a tool to open it.
- The key. - Yes, exactly.
The key. That is the tool you use to open a door.
Granted, I had my share of...
- Demons. - Yes, exactly. Demons.
But I was able to get past one today
regarding my relationship with Porky.
Ha! I had such a breakthrough.
- I'm gonna call him. - No!
- I shouldn't call him? - Go.
You're right, I should do it in person.
- Go! Go! - Okay, I'm going.
- Jump! - Huh?
- Jump! Jump! - I'm coming, Porky!
Stay out of the lava.
(Daffy) 'I'll stay out of the lava!'
[theme music]
[playing piano]
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a ♪
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ About a sky of blue or a tea for two ♪
♪ Anything-a with a swing-a to an I love you-a ♪
♪ Oh I love-a to I love to sing ♪
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ I like to sing-a never stop-a for my mama ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm her boy-a ♪
♪ With a cheer for Mr. Bunny and another for the ducky ♪
♪ Just a little song-a makes a black cat lucky ♪
♪ Oh I love-a to I love to sing ♪
♪ I was born a singin' monster la-dee-da ♪
♪ Oh nothing's gonna stop me I'll sing-a my way ♪
♪ Through grade school la-dee-da ♪
♪ The microphone's got me ♪
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ 'Cause when I wake up with a song-a in my mouth-a ♪
♪ Or like this friend-a ♪
♪ With a cheer for dear Granny and you Yosemite Sammy ♪
♪ I love to sing ♪
[instrumental music]
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a ♪
♪ I love to sing-a ♪
♪ About a sky of blue or a tea for two ♪
♪ Anything-a with a swing-a to an I love you-a ♪
♪ Oh I love to sing ♪
♪ I love to sing ♪♪
Are you sure this is a good time for you?
Uh, but like I said, if you could just wait
till I'm out of the tub?
Okay, good.
Porky, I've had a breakthrough.
I feel like there've been times in our relationship
where I may have been unkind to you
where I've maybe treated you poorly or, or made fun of you.
But what I realized in group today
was that all the mean things I ever said to you
the times that I mistreated you
that, that was really about me.
And it was me that I disliked.
You were and are a wonderful person.
And now, I wanna ask you something
that I've never thought to ask
but I really wanna know the answer.
The deep down, inside answer.
And really listen.
How are you, Porky?
Uh, I-I'm uncomfortable.
I get that. It's okay. Be that.
You can just be that, right now.
Here, with me. Be uncomfortable.
I won't judge you.
I, uh, think I'd like to get out of the tub.
Oh, of course.
Now how do you feel?
I'm still pretty uncomfortable.
You know what we do in group when someone feels that way?
We hug. We simply hug one another.
Now how do you feel?
U-uh, still uncomfortable.
Then, let's just stay right here
and keep hugging.
[instrumental music]
Hope you guys are hungry
because we are celebrating this morning.
Uh, w-what are we celebrating?
Friendship.
Love.
And that the world's a better place
with the both of you in it.
I gotta say, I'm proud of you, Daffy.
You've come a long way.
Uh, yeah. I really like the new Daffy.
[chuckles]
I think you like the new Daffy's pancakes.
[laughing]
Hey, there. You hungry?
I don't need food. I need a dragon's tooth.
You look terrible. Are you okay?
No. No, I'm not okay. I haven't slept in three days.
I'm out of recovery potion. I'm down to my last magic arrow.
And I'm stuck on level 14. I'll never be a gribbler.
What's with him?
I think Bugs has a problem
and he needs our help.
Well, what can w-we do?
Just be here.
Through group, I've learned that
one-on-one interventions can feel confrontational
and tend to escalate whereas group interventions
are more supportive.
[knocking on door]
Bugs? Can I talk to you?
(Bugs) 'Go away. I'm busy.'
He's barricaded himself in there. Get back.
I'm gonna bust the door down.
[grunting]
It wasn't even locked.
[video game beeping]
Yes! I won!
I'm a gribbler! Finally!
Here. Take it.
I don't ever wanna see that thing again.
I wish it were that simple.
Your problem's not in here. It's in here.
- What? - Bugs, it's okay.
- You hate yourself. - I don't hate myself.
You're mad at the world because when you were a kid
everyone picked on you.
No one picked on me. I was very popular.
You couldn't stop playing that video game
because you have deep-seeded issues.
I don't have deep-seeded issues.
I just couldn't stop playing the game
because I liked playing the game.
I'm starving.
Huh.
Well, then maybe I couldn't stop online shopping
because I just like online shopping.
That would mean that I don't have any
deep-seeded issues, either.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't have any problems.
Uh, I think you do have problems.
I don't need group therapy.
I'd stick with the group therapy.
There was never anything wrong with me.
- A-Actually... - I was perfect.
- I wouldn't say that. - I am perfect.
- I'm against... - I am a perfect person!
'Get ready, world! Here I come!'
[both sigh]
[theme music]
♪ He's marching on the freeway so get out of his way ♪
♪ 'Cause he's rolling in a monster made of papier mache ♪
♪ Why stay in one lane when he can take them all ♪
♪ He drives a diesel-burning dump truck that's 18 feet tall ♪
♪ Parade float the A.C. blows hot ♪
♪ Parade float the transmission is shot ♪
♪ Parade float it's so fun to drive ♪
♪ Parade float it won't go over 25 ♪
♪ Awhoo ♪
♪ Parade float ♪
♪ Did somebody order a bass solo? ♪
♪ Wait wait closer ♪
♪ Almost there it is ♪
♪ Oh ho there it is ♪
♪ It's too slow to pull over and it's too big to steal ♪
♪ You'll never tip it over ♪
♪ It's got two feet and four wheels ♪
♪ It gets one mile to the gallon and it tends to catch on fire ♪
♪ And the only way to start it is with a pair of pliers ♪
♪ You know environmentalists say ♪
♪ Your car is too big but I say ♪
♪ Your planet's too small ♪
♪ He still celebrates and decorates ♪
♪ His super grade.. ♪
♪ Parade float it hits curbs a bunch ♪
♪ Parade float it eats hybrids for lunch ♪
♪ Parade float just don't try to pass ♪
♪ Parade float or he'll flatten your car ♪
♪ Awhoo ♪
♪ Parade float ♪♪
Suckers.
Carrot3?
'You couldn't think of anything better than "Carrot3?"'
[sighs]
'I just got us an underwater dart set!'
[theme music]
[music continues]
Who wants a hug? Come on.
You know you need one.