1 00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:04,444 Okay, everybody. I want to introduce the rest of the workout team. 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:06,662 This is Tracy and Jessie. 3 00:00:07,143 --> 00:00:10,400 Alright, we're gonna start you off with a light jog. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,025 Just jog in place... 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,879 You wanna really warm up those legs. 6 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,480 Get 'em ready for what's to come. 7 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,515 Wanna see a movie with me and Porky? 8 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,417 Can't. I'm doing my workout. 9 00:00:19,451 --> 00:00:21,418 And now, let's do some jumping Jacks. 10 00:00:21,465 --> 00:00:24,211 You're gonna want to keep your core tight and your arms straight. 11 00:00:24,246 --> 00:00:25,819 Will you get me a water? 12 00:00:25,951 --> 00:00:28,182 No. 13 00:00:28,671 --> 00:00:30,444 [Sputters] 14 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:31,546 Ooh? 15 00:00:32,128 --> 00:00:35,121 Will you get me a water? 16 00:00:35,155 --> 00:00:35,876 [Groans] 17 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,759 And now, let's go with some squat thrusts. 18 00:00:37,786 --> 00:00:40,595 You know it's dangerous to work out without being properly hydrated. 19 00:00:40,629 --> 00:00:42,464 You're gonna feel this in your glutes. 20 00:00:42,499 --> 00:00:44,065 We're really gonna blast those glutes later. 21 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:47,572 [Cracking] Ohh! My glutes! Ahh. Ooh. 22 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:52,342 [Groaning] They're really locked up. 23 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:55,736 Sync & corrections by honeybunny and jasonnguyen2606 www.addic7ed.com 24 00:00:55,830 --> 00:01:00,298 A WEB-DL synchronize and correction by jasonnguyen2606 25 00:01:00,402 --> 00:01:04,050 The Looney Tunes Show - S02E01 Bobcats on Three 26 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:09,531 Original Air Date: October 2, 2012 27 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:14,364 [Doorbell rings] 28 00:01:14,478 --> 00:01:15,744 Hi, Mr. Duck. 29 00:01:15,817 --> 00:01:20,395 I told you, you don't have to call me Mr. Duck. 30 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:22,604 It's Dr. Duck. 31 00:01:22,713 --> 00:01:24,527 Sorry. Um... 32 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,194 We wanna ask you something. 33 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:30,631 Yes, you can have my autograph. 34 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,275 Ok. 35 00:01:33,276 --> 00:01:37,251 Also, we were wondering if you would be the coach for our water polo team. 36 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,873 Coach! That's a title I've never had, 37 00:01:39,908 --> 00:01:43,046 ...or even lied about having. What does it pay? 38 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:46,744 Oh. I don't think you get any money. It's just for fun. 39 00:01:46,778 --> 00:01:48,996 Fun? Let me tell you kids something. 40 00:01:49,059 --> 00:01:51,649 If I'm your coach, you're not gonna have any fun, 41 00:01:51,684 --> 00:01:56,855 but what you are gonna have is discipline, conditioning, and wins. 44 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:11,001 Ok, fine. We'll have a little fun. 45 00:02:11,035 --> 00:02:13,785 Yay! Thanks, Dr. Duck. 46 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,775 It's coach... 47 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,976 Dr. Duck. 48 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:21,720 What did they say I'm coaching? Water polo? 49 00:02:21,748 --> 00:02:25,617 What the heck is water polo? 50 00:02:26,441 --> 00:02:28,152 Hey, Pork. Ready to go? 51 00:02:28,186 --> 00:02:32,387 Porky: Give me a few minutes. 52 00:02:32,648 --> 00:02:33,815 What's all this? 53 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,836 I had a catering job this morning. 54 00:02:35,873 --> 00:02:37,074 How did it go? 55 00:02:37,216 --> 00:02:38,683 Oh, not so good. 56 00:02:38,796 --> 00:02:40,460 They barely ate anything. 57 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:42,444 I don't think they liked my cooking. 58 00:02:42,507 --> 00:02:45,739 What? Let me try. 59 00:02:46,926 --> 00:02:48,527 [Grunts] 60 00:02:48,562 --> 00:02:49,895 You don't like it. 61 00:02:49,929 --> 00:02:52,734 No. It's fine. A little bland, maybe. 62 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:55,172 Let me try this guy. 63 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,601 [Gags] Oh, Porky. 64 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,669 Where are you getting your recipes? 65 00:02:59,704 --> 00:03:02,405 All these cookbooks I bought. 66 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,213 Bugs: Hmm. 67 00:03:05,548 --> 00:03:06,798 What's this? 68 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,149 Porky: Those are my grandmother's old recipes. 69 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:12,468 I remember loving her food. 70 00:03:12,948 --> 00:03:15,648 "Flaky, creamy chicken casserole"? 71 00:03:15,683 --> 00:03:18,808 "Savory cheddar bread"? "Butter pie"? 72 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,151 These sound delicious. 73 00:03:20,214 --> 00:03:21,750 Why ain't you making any of these? 74 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:24,901 I don't know. They don't sound very healthy. 75 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,698 Porky, you're a caterer. 76 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:28,357 You just need them to taste good. 77 00:03:28,411 --> 00:03:31,121 Hmm. All right. I'll do it. 78 00:03:31,156 --> 00:03:34,558 We should get going. The movie's gonna start soon. 79 00:03:34,592 --> 00:03:36,392 Do you have a mint, or some gum? 80 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:39,659 That last one--ooh. Not good. 81 00:03:39,694 --> 00:03:41,728 [Bell rings] 82 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:44,163 [Whistle blows] 83 00:03:44,198 --> 00:03:47,567 Ok, Bobcats. Gather 'round. 84 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:49,268 Take a knee. 85 00:03:49,302 --> 00:03:51,419 Let's see what we've got here. 86 00:03:51,536 --> 00:03:55,038 One boy...Two girls... 87 00:03:55,674 --> 00:03:57,674 And a monster. 88 00:03:57,709 --> 00:04:01,863 No obvious athletes, none of you attractive. 89 00:04:01,926 --> 00:04:03,386 - What's your name? - Emily. 90 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:06,181 Emily? I'm never gonna remember that. 91 00:04:06,215 --> 00:04:08,382 - What about you? - Andrew. 92 00:04:08,468 --> 00:04:10,017 Yeah. These names are impossible. 93 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,390 You know what? I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer. 94 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,968 Now, Jennifer, any preexisting injuries I should know about? 95 00:04:16,031 --> 00:04:17,163 - No. - I get stomachaches. 96 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:18,929 - Not really. - What does preexisting mean? 97 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:22,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jennifers, I was talking to Jennifer. 98 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:24,403 Which Jennifer? 99 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:27,473 Ok. I'm obviously gonna have to dumb it down for you guys. 100 00:04:27,556 --> 00:04:29,724 So you're Jennifer one. 101 00:04:29,754 --> 00:04:31,435 You're Jennifer-- Wait, no. 102 00:04:31,469 --> 00:04:34,911 You're Jennifer one, you're Jennifer two, 103 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,641 you're Jennifer three, 104 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,578 and you're-- I was gonna say Jennifer four... 105 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,645 ...but you don't look like a Jennifer four... 106 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,953 ...so you're gonna be Jennifer three... 107 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,017 ...and you're gonna be... Emily. 108 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:50,253 But that's my actual name. Won't that be confusing? 109 00:04:50,287 --> 00:04:53,256 Now, let's get in the pool. 110 00:04:57,493 --> 00:04:59,026 [Neighing] 111 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:01,138 Everyone, pick a horse! 112 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:02,747 Um, coach? 113 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:04,964 There aren't horses in water polo. 114 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:07,748 Huh. I have a feeling it's gonna be harder... 115 00:05:07,788 --> 00:05:11,904 ...to get them out of the pool than it was to get them in it. 116 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:21,659 Mmm. Porky, this is delicious. What's in this? 117 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:24,906 [Stammering] Butter, sugar, cinnamon... 118 00:05:24,984 --> 00:05:27,226 Mmm. So good. 119 00:05:27,336 --> 00:05:29,603 Mmm. Ah. This is even better. 120 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:30,898 What's in this one? 121 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:34,009 That's got butter, sausage, heavy cream... 122 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,590 Bugs: Mm. No, this one's my favorite. What's this one? 123 00:05:36,624 --> 00:05:39,689 That's not one. That's a stick of butter. 124 00:05:39,894 --> 00:05:41,194 Hmm. 125 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:42,667 [Grunting] 126 00:05:42,745 --> 00:05:44,297 [Whistle blows] 127 00:05:44,332 --> 00:05:46,532 Mmm. What smells so good? 128 00:05:46,566 --> 00:05:48,667 Porky's trying out his grandmother's recipes. 129 00:05:48,698 --> 00:05:49,823 You gotta try some. 130 00:05:49,911 --> 00:05:51,812 Can't. Swimsuit season. 131 00:05:52,173 --> 00:05:55,517 By the way, Bugs, from now on, I'm holding water polo practice in our pool. 132 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:58,704 - Why? - The other pool had to be drained and resurfaced. 133 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,133 Apparently, horses are land animals. 134 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:03,056 Porky: You're coaching water polo? 135 00:06:03,106 --> 00:06:05,165 But I didn't think you knew how to swim. 136 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:09,183 I don't. Name reason why I, as those children's coach... 137 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,845 ...would need to know how to swim. 138 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:12,613 What if one of them gets into trouble... 139 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:14,996 ...and you need to jump in and save them? 140 00:06:15,225 --> 00:06:17,990 What if! What if an asteroid hits the earth? 141 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:20,014 What if robots take all our jobs? 142 00:06:20,084 --> 00:06:22,085 You can't live by "what if," Porky. 143 00:06:22,127 --> 00:06:24,927 [Laughter] That's my team now. 144 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,408 [Grunting] 145 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,682 Mmm. 146 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:31,969 I can't stop eating this stuff. 147 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,294 And now, all I need is a party to cater. 148 00:06:34,548 --> 00:06:36,773 Why don't I have a party? You can cater that. 149 00:06:36,869 --> 00:06:38,780 - Really? - Why not? 150 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:41,359 You get a job, I get to eat your delicious food. 151 00:06:41,426 --> 00:06:43,762 Thanks, Bugs. 152 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,948 Maybe one more. 153 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:47,674 [Laughter] [Whistle blows] 154 00:06:47,797 --> 00:06:49,531 Bring it in, everybody. 155 00:06:50,066 --> 00:06:51,895 Take a knee. 156 00:06:51,989 --> 00:06:53,067 [All inhale] 157 00:06:53,173 --> 00:06:54,073 [Gasps] 158 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:55,983 Get 'em back up! 159 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:57,247 [All cough] 160 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,346 All right, all right, calm down. 161 00:06:59,527 --> 00:07:00,860 You're a team now... 162 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,378 ...so you gotta start acting like a team. 163 00:07:03,412 --> 00:07:06,429 You gotta be aware of each other in that pool. Got it? 164 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:11,439 I don't want you to listen I want you to hear. 165 00:07:11,887 --> 00:07:16,298 I don't want you to look I want you to see. 166 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:17,678 Now, look at me and listen up. 167 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:21,062 Jennifer three, you're gonna be our captain. 168 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,772 - I'm Jennifer three. - I'm Jennifer one. 169 00:07:23,884 --> 00:07:25,895 You know what? We've got too many Jennifers. 170 00:07:25,943 --> 00:07:27,044 New nicknames. 171 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:30,435 You're glasses, you're freckles, and you're big teeth. 172 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,808 What's my nickname? 173 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:34,529 Hmm. I say we stick with Emily. 174 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:35,498 It suits you. 175 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,480 All right. Start playing. 176 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:40,292 - But we don't have a ball. - You need a ball? 177 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:42,573 Daffy: Taz, give me your ball. 178 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:45,599 [Grunts and pants] 179 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,750 See what's happening? 180 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:50,087 He's listening, but not hearing. 181 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:53,301 - [Panting] - Dumb dog 182 00:07:54,305 --> 00:07:55,446 [Growls] 183 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,243 Oh! My glutes! 184 00:08:08,016 --> 00:08:09,483 Where are you from, again? 185 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:11,917 [Stammering] Buttered scallop potato puff? 186 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:15,604 Mmm. Oh, guys. Do yourself a favor. 187 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:18,683 They melt in your mouth. I can't stop eating them. 188 00:08:18,721 --> 00:08:20,566 Mmm! 189 00:08:20,665 --> 00:08:24,185 Mmm. Butter and molasses fritters. 190 00:08:24,264 --> 00:08:27,367 I haven't had one since I was a little girl! 191 00:08:27,646 --> 00:08:30,715 You gotta try these cheddar cheese dumplings with creamy gravy. 192 00:08:30,785 --> 00:08:32,309 Mmm! [Gasps] 193 00:08:32,356 --> 00:08:34,426 Are those butter and molasses fritters? 194 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,985 When did he make those? 195 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:45,991 Buh-buh-buh! What are you doing? 196 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,124 Eating. 197 00:08:47,174 --> 00:08:49,609 Do you know how much butter there is in this stuff? 198 00:08:49,716 --> 00:08:51,536 You are in training! 199 00:08:51,587 --> 00:08:53,133 What do you think you're doing? 200 00:08:53,188 --> 00:08:56,149 My son had a healthy lunch, and because I'm his mama... 201 00:08:56,189 --> 00:08:57,672 ...I told him he could have dessert. 202 00:08:57,741 --> 00:08:59,321 Well, I'm his coach... 203 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:02,892 ...which means for the rest of the season, I'm his mama. 204 00:09:02,927 --> 00:09:06,880 And his papa, his friend, his teacher. 205 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:10,068 I'm everything to this kid, and if you don't like it... 206 00:09:10,102 --> 00:09:12,828 ...then you shouldn't have entrusted him in my care. 207 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:16,929 I didn't. I specifically told Gossamer to stay away from you. 208 00:09:16,992 --> 00:09:19,212 When are you going to listen to me? 209 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,632 What did I tell you about these recipes, huh? 210 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:25,348 You were right. The Gophers asked me to cater for them tomorrow night. 211 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:26,262 [Spits] 212 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:29,512 Tomorrow night? What am I gonna eat tomorrow night? 213 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,219 There's a ton of food here. 214 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:32,929 I'm sure there will be leftovers. 215 00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:35,039 Are you kidding? Look around! 216 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:36,564 There's going to be nothing left! 217 00:09:36,602 --> 00:09:38,971 You tell those Gophers you're busy tomorrow night. 218 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,904 - With what? - My party. 219 00:09:41,007 --> 00:09:44,288 You just had a party. You're still having it. 220 00:09:45,782 --> 00:09:50,778 Tomorrow night, 8:00. And bring the butter pie. 221 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:01,528 Men, this is your first game. 222 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:02,958 You're probably scared. 223 00:10:03,071 --> 00:10:04,905 You feel like you're gonna lose... 224 00:10:04,978 --> 00:10:07,413 ...maybe even get humiliated out there. 225 00:10:07,478 --> 00:10:10,533 Well, I know exactly how you feel. 226 00:10:10,587 --> 00:10:14,602 You see, years ago, I was a small-time boxer... 227 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:17,383 ...living in a tiny apartment in Philadelphia. 228 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:20,860 Out of the blue, the heavyweight champion of the world... 229 00:10:20,889 --> 00:10:23,090 ...gave me a shot at the title. 230 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,433 He knew I didn't stand a chance... 231 00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:30,565 ...but he liked my nickname-- the Italian Stallion. 232 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:35,814 One day, I met this very shy girl named Adrian at a pet store... 233 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,476 ...and we fell in love. 234 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,512 Her brother Pauly got me a job at his meat packing plant... 235 00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:43,887 ...where I would beat on the carcasses hanging in the freezer. 236 00:10:43,971 --> 00:10:46,306 For nutrition, I ate raw eggs... 237 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:50,105 ...and for speed, my trainer made me chase chickens. 238 00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:52,666 Now, I know what you're all wondering. 239 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:56,885 Did I defeat the heavyweight champion of the world? 240 00:10:56,994 --> 00:11:02,193 No. But I went the distance. 241 00:11:02,322 --> 00:11:04,356 And you know what that proved? 242 00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:09,527 That I wasn't just another bum from the neighborhood. 243 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,869 Wasn't that a movie? 244 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,505 You know, I think they did make a movie out of it. 245 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,867 That's how incredible my story is. 246 00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:19,374 Ooh, remind me to tell you about the time I was swept away in a tornado... 247 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,843 ...and ended up in a magical land... 248 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:24,297 ...with nothing but my little dog Toto and my ruby red slippers. 249 00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:27,172 But right now, we've got a game to win! 250 00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,683 - On 3! - 1, 2, 3! 251 00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:31,930 - Bobcats! - Rocky! 252 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,886 Bobcats. 253 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,099 [Door shuts] 254 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,372 [Grunts] 255 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,770 [Grunts] 256 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:48,305 [Grunting] 257 00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:53,608 [Inhales] 258 00:11:53,702 --> 00:11:55,570 [Sighs] 259 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,563 Are you mad at us because we lost? 260 00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:05,344 I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself. 261 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,722 I'm your coach, your leader. 262 00:12:07,778 --> 00:12:09,182 I should have done more. 263 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,494 I should have learned the rules of the game... 264 00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:14,845 ...or at least looked up the definition of water polo in the dictionary. 265 00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:16,389 But I didn't do any of that. 266 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,406 So a lot of today's loss is on me. 267 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,018 But most of it's on glasses... 268 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,542 ...since she's our goalie, and they scored 48 points on her. 269 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,392 So, glasses, you're out. 270 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,384 Freckles, you're the new goalie. 271 00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:29,929 Well, we'll get 'em next week. 272 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,926 Go, bobcats! 273 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:33,922 Uh-oh. 274 00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:37,196 Look, rabbit, I can't go to any more of your parties. 275 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,040 That'll be 5 this week. 276 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:41,706 Please, I gotta have a party tonight! 277 00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,400 Porky's making buttered sausage biscuits! 278 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,498 There's too much butter in that food. 279 00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:48,286 It's flat-out unhealthy. 280 00:12:48,408 --> 00:12:49,896 Invite someone else! 281 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,854 I tried. No one will come! 282 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,589 You ought to lay off that kind of food yourself. 283 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:57,756 You don't look so good. 284 00:12:57,971 --> 00:13:01,073 [Cell phone rings] 285 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,569 [Beeps] What's up, doc? 286 00:13:02,627 --> 00:13:03,423 Oh, hey. 287 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:07,650 I was just calling to see if you're really having another party tonight. 288 00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:08,829 You better believe it. 289 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,352 Ok. How many guests will there be? 290 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,981 Meh, why don't you make enough for 30? 291 00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:16,673 You know what? 40, just to be safe. 292 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,064 [Beeps] 293 00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:20,412 [Buzzer] [Door shuts] 294 00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:21,875 Well, that was a bloodbath. 295 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,370 Freckles, you're out. 296 00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:25,313 Big teeth, you're our new goalie. 297 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,993 Bobcat pride! 298 00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:28,728 [Doorbell rings] 299 00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:34,025 I brought extra buttered sausage biscuits, like you told me. 300 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,927 Uh, who are all these people? 301 00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:40,396 Oh, these are just some of my dear friends. 302 00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:42,372 - Uh... - Don. 303 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,958 Don! Of course. Don and I go way back. 304 00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,993 How do you know each other? 305 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:52,375 We don't. He paid me $5.00 to come here. 306 00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:55,302 [Laughs] Good one, Dan. 307 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,875 - It's Don. - Don. 308 00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:59,453 You gonna eat that? 309 00:14:06,064 --> 00:14:07,602 [Buzzer] 310 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:10,872 Big teeth, we're only at halftime... 311 00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,973 ...but I can see where this is going. 312 00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:14,237 [Sighs] 313 00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:16,060 Maybe we should just forfeit. 314 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:18,463 Why don't we just have Gossamer be the goalie? 315 00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:20,603 Who's Gossamer? 316 00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,972 You mean Emily? Emily can't be goalie. 317 00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:24,855 He's too big. He'll block the whole goal-- 318 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,685 [Gasps] 319 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,283 Come on, guys! 320 00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,876 Help me get this tiny red cap over that giant orange head! 321 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,539 [All grunting] 322 00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:38,393 [Buzzer] [All shouting at once] 323 00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:56,476 [Buzzer] 324 00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,241 We won again! 325 00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:01,246 One more victory and the Bobcats are state champions! 326 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,779 Bugs: Oh, that's great. We should have a party to celebrate. 327 00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,420 [Floorboard creaks] 328 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,694 What? 329 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,905 You look different. You get a haircut? 330 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:15,965 No. 331 00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:19,698 Are those new gloves? 332 00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:22,140 No. 333 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,120 Huh. There's something different. 334 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,875 You sure you didn't get a haircut? 335 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:38,216 Hmm. I'll figure it out. 336 00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:47,259 [Pounding] 337 00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,343 You know, if Daffy's team wins... 338 00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:57,291 - [All grunting] - We should celebrate. Have a party at my place tonight. 339 00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,462 [Stammering] Uh, Bugs, I don't think I should be your caterer anymore. 340 00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:03,008 - What? - Those recipes aren't healthy. 341 00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:05,724 No one's supposed to eat that much butter. 342 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,277 Ah, come on. What's the big deal? 343 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,141 [Metal creaks] 344 00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:14,300 I think you're the big deal. 345 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:18,089 This is it. I've never been a champion but I'm about to be... 346 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,334 ...because we've got this one in the bag! 347 00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,637 The trophy's so close, I can taste it! 348 00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:25,797 And believe me, I will be licking that trophy. 349 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:30,180 Now, remember, Bobcats, we want to be gracious winners. 350 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:33,618 So after the game, when you're belittling those losers... 351 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:37,242 ...as they get on their bus to go back to their loser lives... 352 00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:38,938 ...let's be classy about it. 353 00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:40,930 On 3! 1, 2-- 354 00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,043 Where's gossamer? 355 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,019 [Gasps] 356 00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:46,019 Just so I'm clear, Gossamer's Emily, right? 357 00:16:46,728 --> 00:16:48,326 Gossamer! 358 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,351 Gossamer! 359 00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:53,920 The game's about to start! What are you doing in here? 360 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:54,832 [Sighs] 361 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,294 I don't think I wanna be goalie anymore. 362 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,724 What are you talking about? 363 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,725 You're our most valuable player! 364 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,616 But I don't play! I don't do anything. 365 00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,313 I just stand there like a loser. 366 00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,238 The only reason I'm valuable... 367 00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:10,137 ...is because I'm a giant monster and I take up space. 368 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,028 And for once, that's a good thing! 369 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,464 Don't you wanna win? 370 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:16,673 Not like this. It feels like cheating. 371 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,087 And cheating hurts. Literally. 372 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:21,853 I'm sick of all those balls hitting me in the face. 373 00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:26,273 You do realize if you're not our goalie, we'll lose. 374 00:17:26,425 --> 00:17:28,761 I don't wanna let you down, coach... 375 00:17:28,795 --> 00:17:31,324 ...but I think I'd rather lose and feel like a winner... 376 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,211 ...than win and feel like a loser. 377 00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:39,871 I was really looking forward to licking that trophy. 378 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:44,808 You're a good kid. 379 00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:47,477 You're a good coach. 380 00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:50,682 Come on. Who are you kidding? 381 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,479 I do look good in a swimsuit, though. 382 00:17:54,661 --> 00:17:55,754 [Buzzer] 383 00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:59,029 Falcons! Falcons! Falcons! 384 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,533 [Cheering] 385 00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:02,565 - Sorry we lost, coach. - Yeah, sorry. 386 00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:06,140 Don't be. Seeing you kids have fun out there... 387 00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:08,931 ...despite what the scoreboard says taught me a lesson... 388 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,272 ...that I'll carry with me for the rest of my life. 389 00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:15,024 Water polo is stupid. 390 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,127 I mean, outside of these dummies who are probably your parents. 391 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,104 No one really cares about this sport. 392 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,055 It'd be one thing if this had been football or basketball 393 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,719 ...or even baseball, but it's not. 394 00:18:25,761 --> 00:18:27,805 It's only water polo! 395 00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:30,929 So go out there with your heads held high... 396 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:34,897 ...because no one cares about water polo! 397 00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:36,390 Bobcats on 3. 398 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,225 - Bobcats! Bobcats! - Wait! What are you doing? 399 00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:42,792 I don't know how to swim! Aah! 400 00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:47,079 He can't swim! 401 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,907 [Crashes] 402 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,242 [Pounding] 403 00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,099 [Strained] Thanks, Bugs. 404 00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:13,271 You gotta learn to swim. 405 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,399 Wait a second. I know what's different about you! 406 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,228 You're 10 times bigger than you used to be! 407 00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:33,656 [Beeps] 408 00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:35,674 [Acoustic guitar music plays] 409 00:19:35,713 --> 00:19:38,580 ♪ You seem detached today ♪ 410 00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:42,082 ♪ When I look at you, you look away ♪ 411 00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:48,206 ♪ What is it you want me to say? ♪ 412 00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,158 ♪ This is just like a bad dream ♪ 413 00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,974 ♪ I give you love, but you act so mean ♪ 414 00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:59,754 ♪ It's like you've drifted far away from me ♪ 415 00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:02,992 ♪ Laser beam ♪ 416 00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:05,984 ♪ Why have you forsaken me? ♪ 417 00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:09,050 ♪ Laser beam ♪ 418 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:12,222 ♪ I feel you pulling away from me ♪ 419 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:18,878 ♪ All the times that we've had together are now vaporized ♪ 420 00:20:18,912 --> 00:20:21,838 ♪ All the things we've destroyed together are gone ♪ 421 00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:25,244 ♪ Like the tears flowing from my eyes ♪ 422 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:28,118 ♪ Remember that night in quadrant 9 ♪ 423 00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:31,657 ♪ When we blew up a class two omega sequence star? ♪ 424 00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,401 ♪ We gave each other pedicures and talked all night ♪ 425 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,965 ♪ And ate peanut butter from the jar ♪ 426 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:43,765 ♪ I've never felt closer to anyone in my life ♪ 427 00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:47,435 ♪ And now, you're sitting there and you refuse to power on ♪ 428 00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:50,692 ♪ And it cuts me like a knife ♪ 429 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:56,862 ♪ I can't believe you won't power on anymore ♪ 430 00:20:56,867 --> 00:21:00,636 ♪ It's not like I can run out and buy another laser ♪ 431 00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:03,688 ♪ At the laser store ♪ 432 00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:06,109 ♪ Laser beam ♪ 433 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:10,063 ♪ I guess this is our last mission ♪ 434 00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:13,213 ♪ Laser beam ♪ 435 00:21:13,259 --> 00:21:17,754 ♪ I will miss your nuclear fission ♪ 436 00:21:17,949 --> 00:21:21,386 ♪ I guess this is good-bye ♪ 437 00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:24,506 ♪ Someday, I'll have to try ♪ 438 00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:31,061 ♪ To bring myself to forgive you ♪ 439 00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:35,924 [Gasps] Oh. Or I could just plug you in. 440 00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:37,760 [Chuckles] Common mistake. 441 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,032 ♪ Hi-yo! ♪ 442 00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:48,692 Aren't you gonna have some butter pie, Mr. Bunny? 443 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,656 I think I'm gonna stick with carrots for a while. 444 00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:56,207 [Grunting] 445 00:21:57,893 --> 00:22:00,107 What? Swimsuit season's over. 446 00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:03,349 Sync & corrections by honeybunny and jasonnguyen2606 www.addic7ed.com 447 00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:09,086 A WEB-DL synchronize and correction by jasonnguyen2606 448 00:22:09,102 --> 00:22:14,867 Remember to watch new episode of The Looney Tunes Show Every Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. ET/PT on Cartoon Network