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Christmas...
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The time of year when the chill in the air
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brings out the warmth in your heart.
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But what happens when Christmas spirit
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meets 140 degrees outside?
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Bugs, Christmas is almost here.
Are you excited?
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Not really.
It's December
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and it's 100 degrees out here.
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What are you saying?
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It's too hot for Christmas.
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Too hot for Christmas?
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How can you say such a thing?
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I feel woozy.
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Oh! Like
I'm gonna faint.
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That's because you're wearing a parka.
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Huh? Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
That's much better.
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What were we talking about again?
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Not doing Christmas this year.
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Ohh!
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And with no relief in sight
for this heat wave,
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it certainly doesn't
feel like Christmas.
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A year ago today, this was main street,
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and this is how it looks now.
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I thought selling Christmas trees
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would be the perfect job.
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You make your money
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and you only gotta work
a couple of weeks a year.
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But it's so darned hot,
no one's buying 'em,
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and now they're all dried up.
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Aah! Fire!
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Fire! Aah!
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Looks like this Christmas is
gonna be anything but merry.
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What is wrong with everyone?
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A little heat and we all
just give up on Christmas?
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Hey, well, not me.
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I'm gonna do something about it.
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I--I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna...
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Put on a show.
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A show that captures the
true meaning of Christmas.
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Like "A Christmas Carol"?
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Ohh.
I was thinking "Cats."
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What's "A Christmas Carol"?
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"A Christmas Carol."
Charles Dickens.
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Scrooge? Tiny Tim?
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Bah, humbug?
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Here. It's the world's
most famous Christmas story.
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Oh! Thanks, bun-bun.
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Mwah. I'm off
to save Christmas.
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I mean, Charles Dickens and I
are off to save Christmas.
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Man, it's hot out here.
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Ohh!
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- What are you doing?
- Making room.
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For what? I don't want
to cook a turkey this year.
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It's too hot.
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I'm making room
for a duck, not a turkey.
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What are you? Insane?
You'll suffocate.
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Well, it's better than being hot.
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Plus, I've heard suffocating's
the most pleasant way to go.
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Hmph.
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Wait.
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Or is it that suffocating's
the worst way to go?
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I should probably do a little research.
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Hey, look.
It's your buddy.
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In a related story,
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eccentric billionaire foghorn leghorn
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held a press conference today
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and made a stunning announcement.
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I've been--I say, I've been
hearin' a lot of whining
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about how it's too hot to
celebrate Christmas this year.
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But I'm here to announce that
I'm gonna do something--
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I say, I'm gonna do something about it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you the fan plan.
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What is that?
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It's a giant fan, boy,
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and I'm gonna set it up
at the north pole
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and blow some of that cold air down here.
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If I were you, I'd get your
sweaters out of the cedar closet,
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'cause I'm predicting--
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I say, I'm predicting a white Christmas.
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That is one crazy rooster.
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I'm surprised you didn't get
roped into going with him.
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Oh, I'm going.
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Well, I'm off to the north pole.
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Should I bring a jacket?
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Nah, it's 1,000 degrees outside.
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Bugs, your girlfriend fainted.
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Thank you all for coming.
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Of course, we're all here
for the same reason.
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We care about the community.
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We love Christmas.
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And we love the theater.
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And one of you is here because
I needed you to drive me
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because my nail polish wasn't dry yet.
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So, thanks, Bugs.
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Actually, I'm here 'cause I understand
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this is an equity production.
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As in, guaranteed money?
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And I also love the theater.
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Ok, "A Christmas Carol."
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Now, just a little heads up
before you read the script.
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I have made a few teeny, tiny changes.
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What are you talking about?
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I rewrote it.
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You rewrote a beloved classic?
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Eh, come on.
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Who could belove a story
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about a mean old guy named scrooge
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who hates Christmas?
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I'm sorry, but that's
not gonna get anybody
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in the holiday spirit.
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Bugs, you're gonna play Santa.
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Uh, Santa's not in
"A Christmas Carol."
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Well, he's in this version.
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Mac and Tosh, you'll play Santa's elves
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Weevil and Beevil.
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You can decide amongst
yourselves who's who.
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I'll be Weevil.
Oh! Then, I'll be Beevil.
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Do you want me to be Beevil?
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Only if you don't want to be Weevil.
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I could easily see myself as Beevil.
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But I also think you would
make a fantastic Weevil.
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Oh, no one cares.
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We can't tell you apart, anyway.
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Here. You're Weevil.
You're Beevil.
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Now, who am I?
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You are nightclub impresario Rick Evans.
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And Speedy, you're Manu Ginobili.
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The basketball player?
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Now, Porky, you're gonna play
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a very important part.
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You will be playing the role of Hambone.
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Ooh.
What about my script?
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Oh, Hambone doesn't talk.
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He's a pet pig.
He oinks.
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Well, I guess that's everyone.
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Oh, no!
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There's no one left to play Carol.
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Who's Carol?
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Carol?
"A Christmas Carol"?
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The girl from the title of the play.
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Ecch.
Poor Charles Dickens.
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Well, why don't you play Carol?
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Me? Oh, no.
I'm just the writer.
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I'm not an actor.
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Besides, Carol has...
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A British accent
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that's essential to the role.
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And I couldn't possibly capture
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the many layers of Carol's
intricate personality.
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The highs and the lows of her journey,
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her desperation, her fear,
her strength, her courage.
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She's a temptress.
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Ooh, but she's shy, almost coquettish.
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How could I capture her volatility?
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And she's so funny.
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♪ And what about the song? ♪
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Mm-hmm. You
have to be Weevil.
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Spoken like a true Beevil.
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If you think rewriting "A
Christmas Carol" is a bad idea,
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heh, well, I believe
I can show you a worse one.
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It's time to jump.
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What?
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We can't land a big ol' plane like this
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on that ice.
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Are you out of your mind?
Whoa!
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There--I say,
there goes the fan.
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Come on, boy.
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Aah!
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I say, "Aah!"
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I don't know about you,
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but I read the script.
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It ain't worth the air conditioner.
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Ok, everyone.
We're starting rehearsal.
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We have got a town
full of people out there
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who have lost the Christmas spirit,
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and I believe the only chance
we have of getting it back
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is to put on a flawless production
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of an almost unrecognizable version
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of "A Christmas Carol."
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Places, everyone.
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Oh, Hambone, it looks like
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it's just you and me this Christmas.
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Oink.
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Is that how you're going to do it?
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Oink, oink?
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Yeah, you're gonna need to work on that.
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Meanwhile, at the north pole,
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or about 70 miles South of there.
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- I quit.
- What?!
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My sense of adventure has been surpassed
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by my sense of tiredness and
overall out-of-shapedness. Ugh.
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You can't quit now.
You'll freeze to death.
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Then, it's my time.
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According to my research,
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it's the most pleasant way to go.
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You're just like the rest of 'em.
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When the going gets tough,
you just give up.
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Boo hoo! It's too hot
to celebrate Christmas.
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Boo hoo! It's too cold
at the north pole.
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Boo hoo! I'm too tired
to help a rooster
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pull a 6,000-pound crate
70 miles
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and build a giant fan.
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Well, then, go ahead and freeze, boy.
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I'm not giving up on Christmas.
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Unh!
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But sometimes, even the coldest heart
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can be warmed by the Christmas spirit.
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I say, unh!
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Huh?
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Ah.
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Are you Carol?
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Yes. Who are you?
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- We're Santa's elves.
- We're Santa's elves.
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Santa Claus is missing.
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You must come with us to the north pole
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and take his place.
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But why me?
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Because you are his daughter.
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Santa Claus is my father?
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That answers so many questions,
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yet, raises so many
additional questions.
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I know what I must do.
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It is crystal clear to me.
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I have to...
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Line?
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I have to go with you to the north pole.
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I have to go with you
to the--line?
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To the north pole.
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Oh, yeah. I have to go
with you to the north...
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Pole.
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I didn't say "line".
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I know my line. Sheesh.
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Line?
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We're there!
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I say, we're there!
We're at the north pole.
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Whoohoo! We made it.
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- Ahh!
- Whoo-hoo!
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I always knew we'd make it.
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Except for that one time I
laid down in the snow to die.
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But all the rest of the time,
I knew we'd make it.
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Well, not that one time
when I tried to kill you
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so that I could climb inside
your carcass for warmth,
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but then realized how hard it would be
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to clean out your carcass,
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so, instead, I just laid down
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for a second time in the snow to die.
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But every other time,
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I always knew we would make it.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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But even the best laid plans
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***
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often go awry.
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Hmm. I say, "Hmm."
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What?
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Where are we gonna plug it in?
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Plug it in?
We have to plug it in?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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You didn't think about this
before we left?
265
00:11:32,302 --> 00:11:36,039
Why do I keep getting involved with you?
266
00:11:36,073 --> 00:11:36,873
It's that limo.
267
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:39,509
I keep getting tricked by that limo.
268
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:43,913
Wwsd. Wwsd.
269
00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:45,148
What are you muttering?
270
00:11:45,183 --> 00:11:47,584
Wwsd.
What would Santa do?
271
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:51,321
It's something I ask myself
when I need guidance.
272
00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:52,956
That's it!
273
00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:53,690
What?
274
00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:54,691
We'll plug it in.
275
00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:56,760
I say, we'll plug it in
in Santa's workshop.
276
00:11:56,794 --> 00:11:58,796
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
277
00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:02,799
So, you want us to just
wander around the north pole
278
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,603
hoping to bump into Santa Claus?
279
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,539
What's the worst that could happen?
280
00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:14,211
Now, it's Christmas Eve.
281
00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:19,750
Carol and the gang have gathered
to confront Rick Evans.
282
00:12:19,784 --> 00:12:22,118
♪ Places everyone ♪
283
00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:25,322
Welcome to the bungalow room.
284
00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:27,124
I.D., please.
285
00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:28,925
Where is Santa Claus?
286
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,959
How should I know?
287
00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,561
I'm an innocent nightclub owner.
288
00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:36,633
Well, if Rick Evans didn't
kidnap Santa, then--line.
289
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,700
Then where is he?
290
00:12:37,735 --> 00:12:40,603
Wow, do you have the whole,
entire play memorized?
291
00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:41,838
Unfortunately.
292
00:12:41,872 --> 00:12:46,942
Well, if Rick Evans didn't
kidnap Santa, then where is he?
293
00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:50,079
Ho ho ho.
294
00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:51,514
Santa!
295
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,448
Where have you been?
296
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:54,250
We were so worried about you.
297
00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:56,452
I must have lost track of time.
298
00:12:56,487 --> 00:13:01,124
I guess I know what I should
give myself for Christmas.
299
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:03,125
A watch.
300
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,162
Oh, ha ha ha! Santa.
301
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:11,333
I mean dad.
302
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:12,868
The end.
303
00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:14,403
Oh, you guys, I'm so excited.
304
00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:16,105
This is gonna be the best version
305
00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:18,707
of "A Christmas Carol" ever.
306
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:21,644
Is it just me, or is this play bad?
307
00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:24,981
Like, really, really bad?
308
00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:31,955
We have to take cover, boy.
309
00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:34,991
I think I see it.
310
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:37,327
Santa's workshop.
311
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:39,528
No, you've got hypothermia.
312
00:13:39,563 --> 00:13:43,633
You're hallucinating.
I say, you're hallucinating.
313
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,702
I'm coming, Santa.
314
00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:56,477
Ahh.
315
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,713
Looking for some place to plug that in?
316
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,617
Santa?
317
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:07,956
You look cold.
318
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:11,359
Why don't you take a seat by the fire?
319
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:20,533
You're so snuggly, Santa.
320
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:26,973
So, you're saying you installed
the giant fan at the north pole
321
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:30,877
and that any minute, it's gonna
start blowing in winter weather?
322
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,178
I'm not the kind of rooster
323
00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:36,549
to say I told you so, but I told you so.
324
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,352
How'd you do it?
325
00:14:39,387 --> 00:14:40,453
We had a little help.
326
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,823
You probably know him
as father Christmas,
327
00:14:43,858 --> 00:14:46,226
Saint Nick, the captain.
328
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,561
But I call him Santa Claus.
329
00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:52,297
And I've got him on tape.
330
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:57,803
Santa?
331
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:03,474
You're so snuggly, Santa.
332
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:07,645
I sat on the lap of a polar bear?
333
00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,446
I told you you was hallucinating.
334
00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:12,116
Then I guess I didn't
plug the fan in, either.
335
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,852
I'll make the next one
battery-operated.
336
00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:17,754
Next one?
337
00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:25,229
This is it.
338
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,197
We did it.
339
00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:28,532
It's Christmas Eve
and we have a packed house.
340
00:15:28,566 --> 00:15:30,501
'Cause of the air conditioner.
341
00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:31,569
I just want to thank you all
342
00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:32,770
for your hard work and dedication,
343
00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:36,374
which I believe is the
true meaning of Christmas.
344
00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:38,943
Group hug.
345
00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:41,713
Hoo hoo hoo!
346
00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:42,881
Oh, this seems like a good time
347
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,416
to tell everyone about
the trap door I put in.
348
00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:48,688
Trust me. It will make our entrances
and exits much more dramatic.
349
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:51,090
How do we get out?
350
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,291
We're gonna suffocate.
351
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:56,028
Ooh, I've heard that's
the most pleasant way to go.
352
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:57,129
I've heard that, too.
353
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,132
But it's not gonna come to that.
354
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,400
Bugs will get us out.
355
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:01,768
Bugs! Bugs!
356
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,240
Hello?
357
00:16:07,274 --> 00:16:08,808
We're down here.
358
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,909
Lola?
359
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:13,279
Bugs, we fell through my
trap door and we're stuck.
360
00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:16,249
Trap door?
361
00:16:17,151 --> 00:16:18,418
How does it open?
362
00:16:18,452 --> 00:16:19,519
Yeah, I don't know.
363
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,988
I think I might have focused
too much on the trap part
364
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,624
and not enough on the door part.
365
00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:28,695
It won't budge.
366
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:29,729
What are we going to do?
367
00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,031
The play starts in one minute.
368
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,766
You'll have to tell everyone
the play is cancelled.
369
00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:35,535
But you've worked so hard.
370
00:16:35,569 --> 00:16:37,737
Well, there's nothing else we can do.
371
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:39,105
And at that moment,
372
00:16:39,139 --> 00:16:42,542
Bugs Bunny found the Christmas spirit.
373
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:47,513
Too bad he didn't
also find a better script.
374
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,748
Oh, Hambone. It looks like
375
00:16:49,783 --> 00:16:53,552
it's just you and me this Christmas.
376
00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,422
Ha ha ha! Hambone.
377
00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:58,791
You're such a funny pig.
378
00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:00,025
Ha ha ha!
379
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,495
Hey, look.
"A Christmas Carol."
380
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:06,900
That's--I say, that's one
of my favorite plays.
381
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,002
Never heard of it.
382
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:16,877
Where is Santa Claus?
383
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,846
Well, how should I know?
384
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,181
I'm an innocent nightclub owner.
385
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:25,385
Well, if Rick
Evans didn't kidnap Santa,
386
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,721
then where is he?
387
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:30,958
No!
388
00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:34,395
Bugs, you weren't supposed
to use the trap door.
389
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,029
Really?
390
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,630
Now what are we gonna do?
391
00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:38,198
There's no ending.
392
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:48,309
Ho ho ho!
393
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,878
Santa?
394
00:17:49,912 --> 00:17:51,480
I know what you're all thinking.
395
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:54,784
This is the worst Christmas
play you've ever seen.
396
00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:57,887
And I can't say I disagree.
397
00:17:57,922 --> 00:17:59,556
But it took a lot of effort
398
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,024
to put on a play this bad,
399
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:04,695
and if there's one thing
that's worth the effort,
400
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,564
it's Christmas.
401
00:18:06,598 --> 00:18:09,534
Look, I know it's a lot of work,
402
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:11,669
tying the tree to the top of your car
403
00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:13,371
and then dragging it inside.
404
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:14,572
Pine needles going everywhere.
405
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:18,710
Packing up the car and driving
6 hours to grandma's house.
406
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:22,414
But these are the things
that bring us all together.
407
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:26,018
Even this utterly unrecognizable version
408
00:18:26,052 --> 00:18:27,652
of "A Christmas Carol."
409
00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,087
I mean, look around you.
410
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:31,623
The whole town is here.
411
00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:35,127
Yes, I know that Christmas isn't easy,
412
00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:38,697
but nothing worth doing ever is.
413
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,068
Now, if you'll excuse me,
414
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,670
I've got to deliver presents
415
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,806
to every boy and girl on earth.
416
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,642
You think that doesn't take
a lot of effort?
417
00:18:49,677 --> 00:18:51,811
Ho ho ho!
418
00:18:51,846 --> 00:18:54,581
Merry Christmas, everyone.
419
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:55,516
Oh!
420
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,824
Nice trap door.
421
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,994
Let's see here.
422
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:09,331
Lola. Bugs. Gophers.
423
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,933
Aw, you can decide who gets what.
424
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:12,901
Yosemite.
425
00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:16,004
Better luck next year.
426
00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,173
Speedy.
427
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:22,177
What the?
428
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,449
Hey, fellas.
429
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:32,554
Ha ha ha!
I plugged your fan in.
430
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,955
Ho ho ho!
431
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:37,192
Merry Christmas, everyone.
432
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,099
♪ Christmas time is here ♪
433
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,934
♪ there's a tingle in the air ♪
434
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:48,836
♪ I sat on a park bench
and froze my derriere ♪
435
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:51,372
♪ we're all hanging
stockings, drinking cocoa ♪
436
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:52,473
♪ o-m-g, it's snowing ♪
437
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:53,941
♪ Santa's bringing tons of loot ♪
438
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,844
♪ and we've got
Christmas spirit blowin' ♪
439
00:19:56,878 --> 00:20:00,380
♪ it's the time of year we
try to drop our negativity ♪
440
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,982
♪ I just dropped a glitter bomb ♪
441
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:03,617
♪ to make the town more christmasy ♪
442
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:05,185
♪ Christmas time can be so hectic ♪
443
00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:06,486
♪ shopping malls can be so rough ♪
444
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,922
♪ but it's the best
of all the holidays ♪
445
00:20:08,956 --> 00:20:10,223
♪ because we get new stuff ♪
446
00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:11,624
♪ I got sick on Halloween ♪
447
00:20:11,659 --> 00:20:13,292
♪ new year's was an awful scene ♪
448
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,693
♪ and Thanksgiving was a snore ♪
449
00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:16,495
♪ Christmas, Christmas, we want more ♪
450
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,197
♪ yuletide by the fireplace ♪
451
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:19,565
♪ I am gonna stuff my face ♪
452
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200
♪ punch the clock and close the school ♪
453
00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:24,403
♪ that's the reason Christmas rules ♪
454
00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:26,072
♪ all the buildings look like igloos ♪
455
00:20:26,106 --> 00:20:27,673
♪ white majestic winter castles ♪
456
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,208
♪ we can wear our Christmas sweaters ♪
457
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:31,077
♪ and our culottes with gold tassels ♪
458
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:32,479
♪ this is why Christmas is great ♪
459
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,181
♪ this ain't time to playa hate ♪
460
00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:35,682
♪ all you gotta have is faith ♪
461
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:39,286
♪ what a lovely Christmas wraith ♪
462
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,321
You mean wreath?
463
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:41,756
Nope, I mean wraith.
464
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,596
♪ My holiday depression ♪
465
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:52,100
♪ has been lifted by this lovely sight ♪
466
00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:53,735
♪ how can one be sad ♪
467
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:58,974
♪ with 50,000 watts
of Christmas lights? ♪
468
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,576
♪ there's so many holidays ♪
469
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,111
♪ what the heck
is arbor day? ♪
470
00:21:02,145 --> 00:21:03,846
♪ I just know I work that day ♪
471
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,347
♪ give me Christmas any day ♪
472
00:21:05,382 --> 00:21:07,083
♪ yuletide by the fireplace ♪
473
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:08,350
♪ I am gonna stuff my face ♪
474
00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:09,985
♪ punch the clock and close the school ♪
475
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,255
♪ that's the reason Christmas rules ♪
476
00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:14,823
♪ I love all the shiny balls ♪
477
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,524
♪ children bouncing off the walls ♪
478
00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,259
♪ blinking lights we got on sale ♪
479
00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:19,994
♪ silver tinsel by the bale ♪
480
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,395
♪ semi-frozen river
skating ♪
481
00:21:21,429 --> 00:21:22,896
♪ candy cane
self-medicating ♪
482
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,465
♪ taking back gifts that we hate ♪
483
00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:26,033
♪ 15 pounds of winter weight ♪
484
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,734
♪ fluffy quilts with Christmas cats ♪
485
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,269
♪ 10pound Russian winter hats ♪
486
00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:30,837
♪ fruitcakes that are gluten free ♪
487
00:21:30,871 --> 00:21:32,539
♪ eggnog by the gallon--
whee! ♪
488
00:21:32,573 --> 00:21:34,207
♪ brand new cars with giant bows ♪
489
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:35,708
♪ holiday-themed
laser shows ♪
490
00:21:35,743 --> 00:21:37,277
♪ roasted chicken Christmas trees ♪
491
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:42,214
♪ cheddar cheese nativities ♪
492
00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:45,918
♪ Christmas karaoke bus ♪
493
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:51,023
♪ happy holidays to us ♪
494
00:21:51,665 --> 00:21:58,944
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