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Who was the first president
of the United States?

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- Oprah!
- George Washington.

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What is the capital of Alaska?

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- New York!
- Juneau.

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How many sides are on
a triangle?

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8! No, 4! No, 8!

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3.

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Name an ingredient in
spaghetti and meatballs.

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- Oranges!
- Meatballs.

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You've just won
a million dollars!

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah--

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How is it that that dummy won
a million dollars

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and I've never won anything?

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Oh, I'm sure
it's just a matter of time.

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It'd better be,
because I don't want to end up

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a bitter, jealous person.

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Say, I should go
on a game show!

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What game show
are you qualified for?

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Uh, "Wheel of Words"?

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You don't know how to spell.

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How about "Price is Correct"?

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How much do you think
this pack of gum sells for?

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$33,000?

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Good luck with that.

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Stay tuned for
the new game show "Besties,"

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where knowing all about your
best friend leads to big prizes.

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We should go on that.

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We've been best friends forever.

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We know everything there is
to know about each other.

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I never thought
I would say this,

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but that's not a bad idea,
Daffy Duck.

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Why, thank you, Bugs...

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Uh...

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I want to say, uh,
bada-bling?

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Sync by www.addic7ed.com

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The Looney Toons Show
Season 1, Episode 1 "Best Friends"

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I did it! I got us on tomorrow's
episode of "Besties!"

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How'd you manage that?

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There are some things
you shouldn't know about me.

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But you better know
everything else!

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I'm more concerned with
how little you know about me.

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All right.
What's my favorite color?

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Pass.

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What time do I go
to bed at night?

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Pass.
Give me something easy.

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Fine.
When's my birthday?

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Janu...

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Febr...

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Septem...

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December...

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Jul--

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July!
July first.

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July second. July third.
July fourth.

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Fifth! Sixth! Seventh!
Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!

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- 27th.
- July 27th!

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Well, happy
extremely belated birthday,

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or...

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Happy extremely early birthday.

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Hey, speedy.

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Hola, Bugs.

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You said you took care of
the rat problem.

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I'm not a rat.
I'm a mouse.

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You don't know anything
about me.

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I bet if you look "self-absorbed"
up in the dictionary,

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you'd find your picture.

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My picture's in the dictionary?

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Is it a good one?
What am I wearing?

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Does my beak look big?

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Aha. Gotcha!

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This is hopeless.

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Don't get mad at me.

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Those questions were impossible.

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I bet you don't know
when my birthday is.

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Your birthday is April 17th.

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Your favorite color is
dusty rose,

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and you go to bed every night
at 10:00

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except on New Year's Eve,

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when you go to bed
at 8:30 because, and I quote,

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"New Year's is a holiday
invented by the media."

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- It is!
- Forget it.

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Find a different best friend
to go on that show.

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But I need you!

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I prize prizes above all else.

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This is my shot
at finally winning something.

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I'll do anything!

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Even if it means focusing
on someone other than yourself

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for more than 2 minutes?

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That sounds awful.

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But I'll do it.

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Well, Daffy,

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you know how I hate
to talk about myself,

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but leave us
turn back the clock.

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It was on the east side
of New York

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where me parents resided
amidst humble surroundings.

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Did I say New York?

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I meant the planet Krypton.

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Anywho, my parents knew
that our planet was doomed.

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So my father, Jor-El...

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Built this spaceship.

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His dense molecular structure
will make him strong.

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He'll be fast--

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virtually invulnerable,

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and he'll say "what's up, Doc?
" Indiscriminately,

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whether he's speaking
to a Doctor or not.

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You will travel far,
my little Bugs.

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But we will never leave you.

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You're from the planet Krypton?

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No, you maroon!

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That's the story of Superman.

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Who is Superman?

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I can't believe
I hitched my wagon to you.

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You have a wagon?

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Daffy! Concentrate!

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On me!
Oh! Sorry, Superman.

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This is going
to be a long night.

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<i>And now, here's your host
reswith the most,!</i>

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Chuck Berost!

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Hey, thanks, everybody!

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Let's meet our contestants.

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First up, Bugs Bunny
and Daffy Duck.

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What's up, Doc?

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It's a pleasure
to be here, Chuck.

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I'm a big fan.

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Tell me, how long
have you two known each other?

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- 17 years.
- 5 years.

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Looks like you two better get
on the same page.

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And now,
let's meet your challengers.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
After you.

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- Oh, no, after you.
- No, after you. I insist.

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- I insist more.
- I have an idea.

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Oh, you always have good ideas.

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I can hardly wait to hear.

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Well, you won't have to wait.
I'm about to tell you.

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- Oh, goody.
- My idea is that

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we both speak simultaneously.

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Wonderful idea!

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Hello.

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Bugs and Daffy, looks like you've
got some stiff competition.

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Ok. Here's the first question.

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What is your roommate's
favorite vegetable?

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Your favorite vegetable.

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Hmm. I'm going to go
with beets, Chuck.

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Ohh!

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Uh-oh.
The correct answer was carrots.

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You know what that means!

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Challengers?

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Your favorite vegetable?

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Well, I know
he loves cauliflower.

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Guilty!
I do love cauliflower.

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But he has been known
to ask for seconds

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when I make sweet potatoes.

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You must try his sweet potatoes.
They are divine.

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But if I had to pick
his favorite vegetable,

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I would have to say pureed butternut
squash in a balsamic reduction

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with just a hint of clover.

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That's correct!

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I knew you'd get that right!

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Well, I knew that you knew
I'd get that right!

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Next question.

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What is your best friend's
middle name?

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That's an easy one.
Sheldon.

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Aww!

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Armando?

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You know what that means!

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Bugs and Daffy, you've got
some catching up to do.

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And you're going to have
a chance after the break.

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Daffy, your middle name
is Sheldon.

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That may be true,
but Armando sounds cooler.

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Well, do you want
to sound cool,

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or do you want to win?

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I want to win!

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Well, then,
we need a new strategy.

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In the next round, whatever you're
about to say, say the opposite.

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That's a great idea!

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I mean, that's a horrible idea.

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- Hello, competitors.
- Hello!

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We wanted to wish you luck.

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Thanks.

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Don't you want to wish us luck?

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Not particularly.

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- I'll wish you luck.
- Why, thank you.

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And good luck to you as well.

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Welcome back to "besties,"

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the show about best friends.

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Remember, say the opposite.

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Tell me, who does
your best friend most admire?

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I want to say me,
but I guess I'll go with...

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Groucho Marx?

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That's correct!

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I was going to say "take
your daughter to work day,"

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but instead, I'll say
"Thanksgiving"?

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Correct!

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Everything in me is saying
rockabilly,

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but I'll go with smooth jazz.

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Correct!

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My gut says chocolate milk,

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but I'm going to go
with Australia.

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Correct!

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This final question is worth
300 points.

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What is your best friend's
catch phrase?

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If friends were flowers,
I'd pick you?

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Ohh!

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No, no. It's "laugh,
and the world laughs with you."

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Aww.

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Uh-oh!
You know what that means!

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Ooh! Feathers!

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Oh, what fun!
It's like a pillow fight!

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Bugs and Daffy,
now you have a chance to win.

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Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's
catchphrase?

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Hmm. Think.
Catchphrase.

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Really?
I say it all the time.

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I know this.
I know this.

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It's sort of
my go-to phrase.

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It's right on
the tip of my tongue.

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It's in the form of a question.

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I say it with a lot of sarcasm.

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Ehh...

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I don't do mondays!

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- Aww!
- Ooh, I'm sorry!

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We were looking for
"what's up, Doc?"

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And...
Say it with me.

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You know what that means!

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That means you're our winners!

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Gene, tell 'em what they won!

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A fabulous cruise!

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A cruise?
How exciting!

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We've always wanted
to go on a cruise!

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That's your catchphrase?
"What's up, Doc?"

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What does that even mean?
We don't even know any doctors.

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Ow! Ooh!

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Who's doing that?

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Ow! Oof! Oh!

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"What's up, Doc?"
Terrible.

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Just the world's worst
catchphrase.

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And I don't remember
you ever saying it. Say it.

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What's up, Doc?

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Nope.
Doesn't ring a bell.

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But it sure cost us the game.

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What cost us the game was going
on a game show about best friends

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when it's obvious
that we're not.

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You're saying
I'm not your best friend?

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Why? Because I don't know
anything about you?

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Because I never ask
any questions

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or show any interest in you?

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Because I take you for granted?

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Because if it is,
that's awfully petty of you.

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My best friend would probably
know that I like carrots.

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He would most likely know
my birthday,

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and he would definitely know
my last name.

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And for the record,

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I would have loved
to have won a cruise.

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And that is what's up, Doc.

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That still doesn't sound right.

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Well. If he's not going
to open the door for me,

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I guess
I'll just let myself out.

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00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,920
Oh. So I guess I also have
to make my own breakfast?

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00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:14,130
I guess I have to peel
my own banana, too.

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- Hey, that's my banana!
- A rat!

262
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,700
For the last time,
man, I'm a mouse!

263
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,370
Bugs, help!

264
00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:21,800
Why should he help you?

265
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,640
You didn't help him
on that game show last night.

266
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,100
You know, you'd think you'd show
Seņor Bunny a little more respect,

267
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,810
considering he lets you
live here.

268
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,470
I don't live here.

269
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,710
I'm just crashing here until
I get back on my feet.

270
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,710
Fyi, when you crash somewhere
for 5 years,

271
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,250
you live there.
All right?

272
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,780
You're not a best friend.
You're a terrible friend.

273
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,490
Why am I a terrible friend?

274
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,490
Let me answer that question
with a question.

275
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,530
How many friends do you have
besides Seņor Bunny?

276
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,760
Well, let's see. You?

277
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:51,600
- I'm not your friend.
- Ok, then.

278
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,500
There's that guy
that comes over once a week,

279
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,000
and we hang out by the pool.

280
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:58,070
I think his name is
fong or trang.

281
00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:01,440
Are you talking about the guy who
comes to clean the pool?

282
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:02,940
You're kidding yourself, man.

283
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,440
Seņor Bunny is
your only friend.

284
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:06,740
If you're not careful,
soon, you'll have no friends.

285
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,480
- Who needs friends?
- I'll tell you who--

286
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:12,650
someone with no girlfriend,
no job, no credit,

287
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,650
no hobbies, no social skills...

288
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,590
Wait. I think I know
someone like that. Daniel?

289
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,820
No, idiot. You.

290
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,930
You're nothing
without Seņor Bunny.

291
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,430
Then what do I do?

292
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,260
You got to try harder
to be his friend.

293
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,770
Like, how much harder?
Two percent?

294
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,670
- More.
- Five percent?

295
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,670
- More.
- Seven percent?

296
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,510
Are you out of your mind?

297
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,110
100%.

298
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,040
What?
No one can give 100!

299
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,180
It's physically impossible!

300
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,110
You got to dig deep.

301
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:46,020
You got to go to the place inside
you where you've never been.

302
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,620
My soul?

303
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,390
You need to have a soul
in order to go there.

304
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,120
No, no, no.
I'm talking about in here.

305
00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,130
Now, try.

306
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,700
Ugh. That's good enough, right?

307
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,470
No. Look at me.

308
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:04,040
You can do this.
Now, try.

309
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,200
Harder!

310
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,180
It hurts!
Harder!

311
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,910
I'm dying!

312
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,880
No! You're trying!

313
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:27,190
I'm going to be
the best best friend

314
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:31,360
that any best friend
has ever had!

315
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,270
Uh-oh.

316
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:39,770
You can open your eyes now,
best friend.

317
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,110
Huh?

318
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:43,780
Guess what? I got you
the cruise you wanted!

319
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,540
The one from the game show?

320
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,510
Surprised?
Well, you shouldn't be.

321
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:50,280
It's just what one best friend
would do for another best friend.

322
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:03,290
Who knew cruising could be
so much fun?

323
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,160
I cannot remember the last
time I had this much fun.

324
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,800
Hey, do you think it's
possible to have too much fun?

325
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,740
Hmm! Interesting question.

326
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,740
I guess there's only
one way to find out.

327
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:15,140
- Oh? And what might that be?
- Keep having fun!

328
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,010
Game's over.

329
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,940
You've been hogging the court
long enough.

330
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:21,610
- Oh, hello!
- Fancy meeting you here!

331
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,780
Move it along, gophers.
It's my best friend's turn.

332
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:28,820
Hey, Bugsy, old pal.
A shuffle board court opened up!

333
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,820
Daffy, I'm reading.

334
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,120
I don't want to play
shuffleboard.

335
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,460
Yeah, me neither.

336
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,630
Hmmph! There's only one thing
to do about that.

337
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,300
Limbo contest
on the leader deck?

338
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,310
What's up, Doc?

339
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,480
Oh, is that just your thing?

340
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,650
I don't want to step
on any toes.

341
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:10,700
Smooth jazz.
I know it's your favorite.

342
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,700
Do you mind?

343
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,730
You done with that page?

344
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,670
Just let me know
when you're done.

345
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,970
I'll flip it when you're done.

346
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,810
Done yet?
Done yet?

347
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,980
Done yet?

348
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,710
Aah!

349
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,580
I'll save your place!

350
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,780
Whoo-hoo!

351
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,160
Carrot?

352
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,290
I know they're your favorite!

353
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,530
Aah!

354
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,700
Happy 189 days
until your birthday!

355
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,070
I just saw my life flash
before my eyes.

356
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,840
Ooh!
Tell me all about it.

357
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,740
This time,
I promise I'll listen.

358
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,740
Daffy, you got to back off.

359
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,910
Sure thing.
This good?

360
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,350
- More.
- This good?

361
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,680
- More.
- This good?

362
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,250
Whoa!

363
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,090
Yeah. That's good.

364
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,700
Is everyone enjoying
the cruise?

365
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,860
Oh, indeed!
It's our first one.

366
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,530
And I must say,
I'm a fan of cruising.

367
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,770
Oh, yes.
We're cruisers now.

368
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:30,610
Excuse me. Excuse me pardon me.
Excuse me. Coming through.

369
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,950
I wasn't sure what you wanted,
so I brought you everything.

370
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,850
Get your own buffet.
This one's for my best friend.

371
00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:47,160
Daffy, you're embarrassing me.

372
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,000
I'd like to propose a toast

373
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:54,000
to the most important person
on this ship.

374
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,770
Sit down,
you glorified bus driver.

375
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,440
Ahem. Ahem.

376
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,440
A rat once told me

377
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,910
that friendship takes
a lot of effort,

378
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:05,680
but I'm not interested
in friendship.

379
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:09,480
I'm interested
in best friendship.

380
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:14,590
And best friendship takes
a whole lot more.

381
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:18,260
It means waiting on
your best friend hand and foot,

382
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,490
buying their affection.

383
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,600
Robotically memorizing every
trivial little fact about them.

384
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,760
It means support them
above all others.

385
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,670
Possibly to the detriment
of those others.

386
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,440
Especially to the detriment
of those others.

387
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,940
Best friends have
all of the same interests...

388
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,870
Whether those interests are
interesting or not.

389
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:39,140
A best friend is someone you'd
happily commit a crime for.

390
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,910
- Any crime!
- No matter how heinous!

391
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,450
The heinouser, the betterer.

392
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:49,090
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a best friend.
That's a stalker.

393
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:52,320
Daffy, I know I said
you weren't my best friend,

394
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,260
but after these past few days,

395
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,590
seeing all the effort
you've put in,

396
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,430
seeing how hard you've
tried, I have to say...

397
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,170
You got to stop trying.
What?

398
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,770
It's not your thing.

399
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,040
Would it be nice if you remembered
the occasional birthday

400
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:10,010
or food I'm highly allergic to?
Sure.

401
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,680
But not if it means
we turn into those guys.

402
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,180
No offense.
None taken.

403
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:18,780
Daffy, you're a mean spirited,
self-absorbed,

404
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,380
disturbed little weirdo.

405
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:23,220
But for whatever reason,
you're my best friend.

406
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,220
Ooh!

407
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:31,230
You're my best friend, too,
Bugs bada-blingya.

408
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,630
Ehh. Good enough.

409
00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:44,680
Seriously, how did you
pay for all this?

410
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:48,580
I used your credit card.
I memorized the number.

411
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,920
Hey! I do know
something about you!

412
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,650
They could have asked me that
on the game show!

413
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,590
It's 9481, 6400,

414
00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,690
28--

415
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:08,930
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