1 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:02,434 - AND THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,870 ABOUT A 38 YARD FIELD GOAL. AND DALLAS BETTER-- 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:07,272 [CHANGES CHANNEL] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:08,841 I WAS WATCHING THE GAME. 5 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,143 - "OFF DUTY COP" MARATHON. 6 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,112 - I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A COP! 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:17,850 - I'M AN OFF DUTY COP. 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,421 - OH, BROTHER. 9 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,191 - AAH! HOT COFFEE! 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,961 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT WITH HOT COFFEE? 11 00:00:28,963 --> 00:00:30,662 - COFFEE CAKE? 12 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,264 - NO. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,867 COFFEE KICK. 14 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,603 [CROWD CHEERING] 15 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,371 - TURN IT BACK. 16 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,241 UNLESS YOU WANT A COFFEE KICK. 17 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:47,513 YOU ASKED FOR IT. [GRUNTS] 18 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:50,783 I'VE GOT TO GET A STUNT MAN. 19 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:55,120 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 20 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:16,108 - THE FIELD GOAL IS UP, AND IT'S GOOD! 21 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:19,445 YES! WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS! 22 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,881 [DRILL WHIRRING AND POUNDING] 23 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,683 [SAWING] 24 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:28,020 [DRILL WHIRRING AND POUNDING] 25 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,296 - WHAT IS THIS? 26 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,297 - GOAL POST. 27 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,599 WELL, I GET TO KICK A FIELD GOAL AT HALFTIME 28 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,701 AT THIS WEEKEND'S PLAYOFF GAME. 29 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,704 IF I MAKE IT, I GET A MILLION DOLLARS. 30 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:49,174 - FORGET THE MILLION DOLLARS, YOU GET TO GO TO THE GAME? 31 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,943 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL! 32 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,712 ALLS I CARES ABOUT IS MAKING THAT FIELD GOAL. 33 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:59,718 NOW STEP ASIDE, 'CAUSE I GOT TO GET TO PRACTICIN'. 34 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:06,125 - UH, YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY MAKE A FIELD GOAL, 35 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:09,061 IT'LL GO RIGHT THROUGH MY WINDOW. 36 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:14,500 - WELL, THEN YOU BETTER GET THE WINDOW REPAIRMAN ON THE LINE. 37 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:19,004 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BUST SOME GLASS. 38 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:27,045 - YOU WANT ME TO GO AHEAD AND GET THAT WINDOW REPAIRMAN ON THE LINE? 39 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,417 - I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 40 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,653 - YOU FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND. - AH, NO, I-- 41 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,622 - OK, HOT PLATES, HOT PLATES COMING IN. 42 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,958 FETTUCCINI ALFREDO, A PERSONAL PAN PIZZA, 43 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,594 AND THE MEATBALL SUB. 44 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,797 - HEY, SPEEDY, PORKY'S FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 45 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,199 - OOH! GOOD FOR YOU, PINKY. 46 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,502 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE ONE THOSE ALWAYS LIVES ALONE GUYS, 47 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,104 WHO JUST GETS MORE AND MORE DESPERATE 48 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:54,006 UNTIL HE ALIENATES THE FEW FRIENDS THAT HE HAS. 49 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,374 AND THEN HE'S JUST ALONE. 50 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,042 SO WHAT A RELIEF FOR YOU. 51 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,844 NOW WHEN CAN WE MEET THIS NEW GIRLFRIEND? 52 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:03,315 - UGH. [STAMMERING] I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 53 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,616 - WELL, STAY IN THE GAME, PINKY. 54 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:07,419 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GROWING A BEARD. 55 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:10,556 YOU GOT SO MUCH...FACE. 56 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,425 - THAT WAS YOUR EXCITING NEWS, 57 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,194 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 58 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:18,263 - NO! I GOT US PLAYOFF TICKETS. 59 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,432 - WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET TICKETS? 60 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,134 THEY'VE BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS! 61 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,869 - MY UNCLE WORKS IN THE LEAGUE OFFICE. 62 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,772 - PORKY, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS! 63 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,107 - I'M PICKING UP THE TICKETS THIS AFTERNOON. 64 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:32,778 - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE, 65 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,346 BUT FANG U. 66 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,681 - YOU MEAN "THANK YOU". 67 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:40,452 - IS THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? WELL THEN, THANGGG YOU. 68 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:45,157 - THERE'S NO TWO PEOPLE I'D RATHER GO WITH. 69 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,669 [HEART BEATING] 70 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,310 - MY FRIENDSHIP WITH PORKY IS OVER! 71 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,345 - WHAT?! 72 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,447 - HE ATE MY FRENCH FRIES! 73 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,583 - THE ONES THAT CAME WITH MY SANDWICH! 74 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,518 - HE PROBABLY THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE. 75 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,421 - THEY WERE NOT FOR THE TABLE. THEY WERE MY FRIES. 76 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,123 THEY CAME WITH MY SANDWICH. 77 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,292 YOU WANT FRIES, ORDER FRIES. 78 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:23,262 BUT YOU DO NOT TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FRIES. 79 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,764 THAT IS A GARBAGE MOVE! 80 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,600 PORKY IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE. 81 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,370 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE DRAMATIC? 82 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,472 - I AM NOT BEING DRAMATIC! 83 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,340 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 84 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,209 I'M GOING TO WALK MYSELF HOME. 85 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:41,046 THAT'S RIGHT, WALK HOME THROUGH THIS UNSAVORY NEIGHBORHOOD 86 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,415 WHERE I'LL SURELY BE SAT UPON 87 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,083 BY RUFFIANS AND MISCREANTS, 88 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:48,587 STREET HUSTLERS AND ROAD MONKEYS. 89 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,589 NONE OF WHOM, BY THE BY, 90 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:57,329 COME CLOSE TO BEING THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT IS PORKY PIG. 91 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,831 NOW GOOD DAY, SIR! 92 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,238 [SIREN IN DISTANCE] 93 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,241 BUGS? 94 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,016 [HONKS HORN] 95 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,261 - HEY. I FIXED YOUR WINDOW. 96 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,462 THAT'LL BE $170. 97 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:34,700 - BILL ME. I'M ABOUT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. 98 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,009 HYAH! 99 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:48,146 [TIRES SQUEALING, GLASS BREAKING] 100 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:52,351 [TRUCK BEEPING] - UH-OH. 101 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,989 [GRUNTING] 102 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,659 [DOG GROWLING, YOSEMITE YELLING] 103 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,161 DOWN, BOY! DOWN! 104 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,097 WHOA! NICE DOGGIES! 105 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,299 OW! OW! OOH HO! 106 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:10,168 COWBOY DOWN! 107 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:20,178 - DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S BEING DRAMATIC? 108 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,014 [TELEPHONE RINGS] - IT'S PORKY. 109 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,784 - HIDE YOUR FRENCH FRIES. - HEY, PORK. 110 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,319 - I JUST PICKED UP THE TICKETS. 111 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,421 OUR SEATS ARE EVEN BETTER THAN WE THOUGHT. 112 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,858 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. DAFFY, PORKY GOT THE TICKETS. 113 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,426 - TELL THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE 114 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,462 THAT HE CAN KEEP HIS GARBAGE TICKETS. 115 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:40,031 - WHAT DID HE SAY? - HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 116 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,200 IT WAS NOTHING. - IT WAS NOT NOTHING! 117 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,869 I DEFINITELY SAID SOMETHING. 118 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,437 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAFFY? 119 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,039 - I GUESS YOU ATE SOME OF HIS FRIES. 120 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,040 - WHAT?! 121 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:49,975 - DAFFY'S MAD AT YOU 122 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,777 BECAUSE YOU ATE SOME OF HIS FRIES. 123 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,111 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE! 124 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,780 - HE THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE. 125 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,314 - THEY WERE NOT FOR THE TABLE! 126 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:59,451 - RELAX! HE JUST GOT US PLAYOFF TICKETS. 127 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,120 - LET ME TALK TO HIM. - HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 128 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,657 - I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! 129 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,092 YOU ATE MY FRIES! 130 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,094 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE! 131 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,762 - DID YOU PAY FOR THOSE FRIES? 132 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,266 BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN YOU DON'T GET ANY FRIES! 133 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,368 - UH, I DID PAY FOR THE FRIES. 134 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:17,936 I BOUGHT EVERYBODY LUNCH. 135 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,540 - OH! SO YOU THINK THAT IF YOU PAY FOR A MEAL, 136 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,208 THEN YOU GET TO EAT EVERYONE'S FOOD. 137 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,445 WELL, REMIND ME TO NEVER PAY FOR ANYONE'S MEAL. 138 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,980 - YOU NEVER PAY FOR ANYONE'S MEAL. 139 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,082 - THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS. 140 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:35,420 BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS BECAUSE I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU! 141 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,521 [BEEPING] 142 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:39,925 HOW DO YOU HANG THIS UP? TELL HIM GOOD-BYE. 143 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,460 NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM. 144 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,462 TELL HIM I DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE. 145 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,597 - PORKY, DON'T LISTEN TO DAFFY. 146 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:49,801 ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU GOT THE TICKETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE GAME. 147 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,503 SO WHAT IF YOU ATE A FEW OF HIS FRIES? 148 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:55,106 - HIS FRIES?! YOU'RE ON DAFFY'S SIDE? 149 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,476 - NO, I'M NOT ON ANYBODY'S SIDE. 150 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,445 - YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET ABOUT THE TICKETS. 151 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,248 NO ONE'S GOING TO THE GAME! 152 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,585 [GLASS SHATTERS] 153 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,730 [GRUNTING] 154 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:23,134 [DOGS GROWLING] - AW, NOT AGAIN! 155 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,003 AHH! 156 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,543 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 157 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,978 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 158 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:37,415 I'M PUTTING THE GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 159 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,252 - THOSE ARE PICTURES OF ME! 160 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,087 - WELL, YOU ONLY HAD TWO PHOTOS OF PORKY, 161 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,322 BUT BY THEN IT WAS TOO LATE. I WAS ON A ROLL. 162 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,691 - DAFFY, YOU'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE TO PORKY. 163 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:50,161 - WHY? BECAUSE HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR ME OVER THE YEARS? 164 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,031 BECAUSE HE'S SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE A GENEROUS PERSON 165 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,867 OF TREMENDOUS CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY, 166 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,869 AND IT'S PETTY OF ME TO HOLD A GRUDGE 167 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,273 OVER A TINY, HARMLESS MISUNDERSTANDING? 168 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:04,009 - NO, BECAUSE I WANT TO GO TO THE GAME. 169 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,944 - WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THE GAME, 170 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,847 BECAUSE I'M NOT APOLOGIZING. 171 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,983 - HE THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE! 172 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,920 - OH! SO NOW YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE? 173 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,756 - I'M TAKING HIS SIDE. I'M NOT TAKING YOUR SIDE. 174 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,425 THERE ARE NO SIDES. IT'S FRENCH FRIES! 175 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:24,663 - THIS ISN'T ABOUT FRENCH FRIES! THIS IS ABOUT MORALS! 176 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,697 - YOU DON'T HAVE MORALS! 177 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:30,402 - WELL, THEN I GUESS IT'S ABOUT FRENCH FRIES! 178 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,940 - THAT'S MY ROOM. [GLASS BREAKING] 179 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,343 - YOUR ROOM, YOUR PROBLEM. 180 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,847 - WOW! 181 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:43,582 THANK YOU. 182 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,317 - DON'T THANK ME. THANK DAFFY. 183 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,652 IT'S FROM HIM. - REALLY? 184 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,754 - HE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 185 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,090 - BUT HOW COME HE DIDN'T BRING IT OVER? 186 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,626 - HE WAS TOO ASHAMED. HE COULDN'T FACE YOU. 187 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,194 BUT HE WROTE YOU A CARD. 188 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,430 HERE, READ IT. 189 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:02,701 I'M SO SORRY. YOU WERE RIGHT, I WAS WRONG. 190 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,503 THE FRENCH FRIES WERE FOR THE TABLE." 191 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,173 - "DEAR DAFFY, I'M SO SORRY. 192 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,542 "YOU WERE RIGHT. I WAS WRONG. 193 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,711 THEY WERE YOUR FRENCH FRIES." 194 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,512 - "I HOPE WE CAN PUT THIS ALL BEHIND US, 195 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,681 "GO TO THE GAME, AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN-- 196 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:21,119 AT THE GAME. IN FRIENDSHIP, DAFFY DUCK." 197 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,687 - "IN FRIENDSHIP, PORKY PIG." 198 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,091 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? CAN WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES 199 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,959 AND ALL GO TO THE GAME? 200 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,094 - OF COURSE WE CAN. 201 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,696 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE GIFT BASKET. 202 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:37,168 - I GUESS WE CAN. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THAT'S A LAME GIFT BASKET. 203 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,606 - 22, 23, 24. 204 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,808 THERE'S ONLY 25 PEOPLE IN FRONT OF US. 205 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,444 WE'RE ALMOST INSIDE! PLAYOFFS! 206 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:50,081 - DAFFY, I'M REALLY GLAD WE SETTLED THINGS. 207 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,251 - WELL, IT TOOK A BIG MAN TO ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG. 208 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,754 - I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 209 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:59,424 TOOK A BIG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, 210 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:04,629 BECAUSE WE'RE ONLY 16, 17, 18 PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE BIG GAME! 211 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,297 - THAT WAS A REALLY NICE GIFT BASKET. 212 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,699 - YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT GIFT BASKETS 213 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,835 IS THEY'RE SO MUCH NICER WHEN YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM. 214 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,437 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT REALLY NICE. 215 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,039 I MEAN, ONCE YOU TAKE OFF THE RIBBONS AND THE BOWS 216 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,108 AND ALL THE STRAW, IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF SCENTED CANDLES 217 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,209 AND SOME WEIRD FRUIT. 218 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,844 - WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S OVER, 219 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,280 IT'S DONE, WE'VE MOVED ON, 220 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,150 AND WE'RE 9, 10, 11 PEOPLE AWAY, 221 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,620 SO LET'S JUST SILENTLY BIDE OUR TIME. 222 00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:31,322 - WELL, REGARDLESS, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 223 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,257 - I AGREE. 224 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,259 - SO, THANK YOU. - FOR WHAT? 225 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,928 - THE GIFT BASKET. - WHAT GIFT BASKET? 226 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,962 - WE'RE TWO PEOPLE AWAY. 227 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,632 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN WE GET INSIDE. 228 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,599 - THE ONE YOU GAVE ME. 229 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,435 - YOU GAVE ME A GIFT BASKET. 230 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,871 - BUT WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU A GIFT BASKET? 231 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,140 - JUST GIVE HIM YOUR TICKET. - FOR EATING MY FRIES! 232 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,975 - YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. 233 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,477 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR THE TABLE! 234 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,045 - THEY CAME WITH MY SANDWICH. 235 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,281 - SO YOU DIDN'T GET ME A GIFT BASKET? 236 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,616 - NO! YOU GOT ME A GIFT BASKET. 237 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,119 - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A GIFT BASKET! 238 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,587 - I GOT THE GIFT BASKETS! 239 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,522 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRENCH FRIES! 240 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,824 I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE GAME! 241 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:10,795 - WELL, NO ONE'S GOING TO THE GAME! 242 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,464 - NO! 243 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:16,668 - I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO A GAME WITH A PIECE OF GARBAGE, ANYWAY! 244 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,770 - HERE'S MY TICKET. 245 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,806 KIND OF A LONG STORY. 246 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,441 THEY HAD A FIGHT. 247 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,611 FRENCH FRIES. 248 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:36,588 - ♪ WHEN THE SNOW FLURRIES SWIRL ♪ 249 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:42,093 ♪ AND WE'RE ALL FILLED WITH CHEER ♪ 250 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,663 ♪ IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE 251 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:50,435 ♪ MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR ♪ 252 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,272 YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT-- PRESIDENTS' DAY! 253 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,843 ♪ IT'S PRESIDENTS' DAY, IT'S TIME TO REFLECT ♪ 254 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,080 ♪ ON THIS WONDERFUL MAN THAT WE ELECT ♪ 255 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,150 ♪ ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND GEORGE WASHINGTON ♪ 256 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:08,753 ♪ THOMAS JEFFERSON AND ALEC BALDWIN ♪ 257 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,256 ♪ CELEBRATE OSCAR DE LA HOYA 258 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,926 ♪ HE FOUGHT OFF THE BRITISH SO THEY WOULD NOT ANNOY YA ♪ 259 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,296 ♪ RAISE THE FLAG, THE STARS AND STRIPES ♪ 260 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,466 ♪ OUR 41st PRESIDENT WESLEY SNIPES ♪ 261 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,935 ♪ CHARLES NELSON REILLY WON THE WAR ♪ 262 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,372 ♪ WITH THE HELP OF HIS MIGHTY VICE PRESIDENT THOR ♪ 263 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,008 ♪ WE WERE IN TROUBLE AT THE BATTLE OF MANILA ♪ 264 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:35,513 ♪ BUT LUCKY FOR US, WE HAD PRESIDENT GODZILLA ♪ 265 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,315 THANKS, PRESIDENT GODZILLA. 266 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,952 ♪ MY COUNTRY, TIS OF THEE 267 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,656 ♪ SWEET LAND OF MR. T 268 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,593 ♪ AND MRS. T 269 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,497 ♪ THEY DID SO MUCH FOR US 270 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,634 ♪ LIKE PRESIDENT SPARTACUS 271 00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,705 ♪ WHO CHOPPED DOWN A FOREST 272 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:05,944 ♪ SO WE CAN HAVE SOFTER TOILET PAPER ♪ 273 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:09,914 AND NOW, LET'S SALUTE ONE OF OUR GREATEST PRESIDENTS, 274 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:13,351 PRESIDENT JOHNSON. OH, NO. NO, NOT THAT ONE. 275 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,422 NO, NO, SORRY, NOT HIM. THERE. OH, THERE HE IS! 276 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,592 ♪ SO CELEBRATE OUR FEARLESS LEADERS ♪ 277 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:24,095 ♪ LIKE HARRISON FORD AND HIS VP DEREK JETER ♪ 278 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,432 ♪ AND LET'S NOT FORGET PRESIDENT PACINO ♪ 279 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,668 ♪ WHO FOUGHT AT THE ALAMO WITH ROBERT DeNIRO ♪ 280 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,271 ♪ CELEBRATE, EVERYONE'S DANCIN' ♪ 281 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,841 ♪ FOR THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT SCARLETT JOHANSSON ♪ 282 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,211 ♪ PRESIDENTS' DAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 283 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,814 ♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, OOH 284 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:47,819 OH, MY GOSH, I JUST SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE PRESIDENT CHRISTINA AGUILERA. 285 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,655 THAT IS SO CRAZY. 286 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,428 [TIRES SQUEALING] 287 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,266 - SOMEBODY PARK THIS THING. 288 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,467 - EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 289 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,502 UH, WOULD YOU MIND JUST LIFTING YOUR FOOT A LITTLE BIT? 290 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,938 I THINK YOU'RE STANDING ON A PIECE OF MY TICKET. 291 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,607 OH, NOPE. NOW YOU'RE STANDING ON MY HAND. 292 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,809 - EXCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH. 293 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,646 VIP. MILLION DOLLAR VIP. 294 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,648 - SAM? 295 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,318 MEHH, WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR? 296 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,421 - OUT OF MY WAY! I GOT A FIELD GOAL TO KICK. 297 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,125 - WELL, GOOD LUCK. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT! 298 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,761 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 299 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,131 - WELL, IF I ONLY HAD ONE CHANCE TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS, 300 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:38,036 AND YOU KNOW, NOTHING'S LUCKIER THAN A RABBIT'S FOOT. 301 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,103 OOH! 302 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,139 YOU'D BE WILLING TO PART WITH IT? 303 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,008 - NO, YOU IDIOT! TAKE ME IN THERE WITH YOU. 304 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,744 - OH, RIGHT. 305 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:56,154 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! 306 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,088 - WATCH THE GAME. 307 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,489 - UH-UH. YOU AND THEM LUCKY FEET 308 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,459 AIN'T LEAVING MY SIDE TILL I KICK THAT BALL 309 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,261 THROUGH THEM UPRIGHTS. 310 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,829 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 311 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,365 [WHISTLE BLOWS, CROWD CHEERING] 312 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,967 - FINE. 313 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,301 BUT AFTER YOU KICK THE BALL, 314 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,603 I'M KICKING YOU TO THE CURB. 315 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:18,209 - UGH, I SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN HIS FOOT. 316 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:23,348 [CROWD CHEERING ON TV] 317 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,249 - AND DALLAS BETTER BE CAREFUL HERE, 318 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,619 BECAUSE NEW YORK'S BEEN BETTER THAN ANYONE IN THE LEAGUE 319 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,088 AT BLOCKING FIELD GOALS. 320 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,856 - OH, HEY, PIGGY. TABLE FOR ONE? 321 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,193 - I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND ANY TIME I WANT. 322 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,260 - WHOA-HO, EASY! 323 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,528 WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE? 324 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,330 MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 325 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,834 NO, IT'S THAT FACE. START GROWING A BEARD, MAN. 326 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,469 - CAN I JUST GET A TABLE? 327 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,605 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY TABLES AVAILABLE. 328 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,873 PACKED HOUSE FOR THE GAME. 329 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,909 IF YOU WANT, THERE'S A SEAT AT THE COUNTER. 330 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,514 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 331 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,085 - ALL RIGHT. 332 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:06,090 - WITHOUT QUESTION, I HAVE THE WORST SEAT IN THE STADIUM. 333 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,993 [SAM GRUNTING] 334 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,931 - FIVE MINUTES TILL HALFTIME. 335 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,502 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MISSING AN INCREDIBLE GAME. 336 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,770 [CROWD CHEERING] 337 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,706 [WHISTLE BLOWS] - UGH! 338 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,874 - [GRUNTING] 339 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,876 - YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLEATS? 340 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,445 - HEH! THESE DUDES ARE MY SECRET WEAPON. 341 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,748 A POINTED TOE MAKES THE BALL FLY THROUGH. 342 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,151 - YOU'RE GOING TO SLIP. YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR CLEATS. 343 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,787 - OOOH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON! 344 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,655 YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME. 345 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:41,092 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS. 346 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,493 - I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOU. 347 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:49,167 'CAUSE THE BOOTSIES IS STAYING ON THE TOOTSIES. 348 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,771 COME ON, RABBIT. BRING YOUR FEET. 349 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,008 - [SIGHS] 350 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:05,817 FINALLY! I'M GOING TO SEE SOME ACTION! 351 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:09,153 [CROWD CHEERING] 352 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,358 - WHAT'S HAPPENING, WHAT'S HAPPENING?! 353 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,594 WHAT HAPPENED?! [WHISTLE BLOWS] 354 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,930 - TOUCHDOWN! 355 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,500 - [GROANING] 356 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,870 - WHOA! 357 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,540 - SHOULD HAVE WORN CLEATS. 358 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,577 - WHY YOU RAZZLE FRA-- 359 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,851 UH, PARDON ME, DOLL, 360 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:44,222 BUT MAY I BORROW YOUR NAIL FILE? 361 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,727 [CROWD CHEERING ON TV] 362 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,462 - OH, I'M SORRY. 363 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,098 IS THIS FOR THE TABLE, OR IS IT JUST FOR YOU? 364 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,435 - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. - WELL, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 365 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,303 - TOO LATE. YOU JUST TALKED TO ME. 366 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,672 - REAL MATURE, DAFFY. - DAFFY! 367 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,609 - STOP COPYING ME. - STOP COPYING ME! 368 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,944 - DAFFY, STOP IT! - DAFFY, STOP IT! 369 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,147 - I'M SERIOUS! - I'M SERIOUS! 370 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,082 [BOTH SIGH] 371 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,917 - AND IT'S HALFTIME. 372 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,452 NOW LET'S GO BACK DOWN ON THE FIELD, 373 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,255 AS ONE LUCKY FAN WILL GET A CHANCE TO KICK 374 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,892 A FIELD GOAL FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 375 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,263 ARE YOU WEARING COWBOY BOOTS? 376 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,432 - COWBOY CLEATS! [CHUCKLES] 377 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,535 COME ON, FEET! LUCKY, LUCKY FEET. 378 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:35,506 - ALL RIGHT, JUST KICK THE BALL SO I CAN WATCH THE SECOND HALF. 379 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:52,657 [SCREAMING] 380 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,262 - OH! YOU HATE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN. 381 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,264 - GAWWW! 382 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,599 OH, OH, OH, OH! 383 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,602 - HEY, HE SHOULD HAVE WORN MORE APPROPRIATE SHOES. 384 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:09,106 - I NEVER GOT MY SIDE OF FRIES. - WHAT SIDE OF FRIES? 385 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,775 - THE FRIES THAT COME WITH THE MEATBALL SUB. 386 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,510 - FRIES DON'T COME WITH THE MEATBALL SUB. 387 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,579 - THEY DID LAST TIME. - NO, THEY DIDN'T. 388 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,248 I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU GUYS COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE. 389 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,318 YOU KNOW, FOR THE TABLE. 390 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:27,391 - WELL, THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION. YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 391 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,928 - IS THAT SEÑOR BUGS? 392 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,096 - AHH! 393 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,000 IT HURTS SO BAD! 394 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,602 WHY ME?! 395 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:41,505 - WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT TO KICK IT. 396 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,577 [CROWD CHEERING] 397 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,916 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 398 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,419 - HEY, I GUESS THESE FEET ARE LUCKY AFTER ALL. 399 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,322 [CROWD CHEERING] 400 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:07,365 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS TO CHAR-ITY. 401 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,499 - YOU MEAN CHARITY. 402 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,168 - OH. IS THAT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? 403 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,937 - HEY, LOOK OVER THERE. 404 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:17,108 - PORKY GOT A GIRLFRIEND? HOW?! 405 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,678 - [GIGGLES] 406 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,756 - I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BEARD, HUH? 407 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,326 MAYBE I SHOULD GROW ONE. 408 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,934 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 409 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:48,539 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 410 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,327 THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 411 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,729 [GLASS SHATTERS]