1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:06,271 - COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE. 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,044 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 3 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:12,978 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,114 BUT I'M GETTING A STUDENT DISCOUNT. 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:19,852 YOU'RE DRIVING? YOU ALWAYS DRIVE. LET ME DRIVE. 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,954 - I'M NOT GOING IN THAT THING. 7 00:00:21,956 --> 00:00:24,156 - IT'S NOT A "THING", IT'S A PARADE FLOAT. 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:27,292 - IT'LL TAKE US 18 HOURS TO FIND A PARKING SPOT. 9 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:30,195 - YOU THINK YOU GET TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS? 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,431 WHAT ARE YOU, THE MAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP? 11 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,099 - WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. 12 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,502 - WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M A MAN, TOO. 13 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,838 AND TODAY, THIS MAN IS GOING TO DRIVE YOU TO THE MOVIES 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,174 AND BUY YOUR TICKET. SO YOU CAN JUST 15 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,376 LEAVE YOUR WALLET AND KEYS HERE, 16 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,880 BECAUSE THIS MAN IS WEARING THE PANTS TODAY. 17 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:52,785 OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY PURSE. 18 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,453 COME ON, YOU BIG LUG! 19 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:58,757 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 20 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:22,014 - YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BUY MY MOVIE TICKET? 21 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:23,115 - OF COURSE! 22 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,716 HERE, PUT THESE ON. 23 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,118 - IS THIS A DIAPER?! 24 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,121 - BABIES GET IN FREE. TCH. 25 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,124 - AAAH! 26 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:35,294 - DAFFY! THAT WAS A STOP SIGN. 27 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,430 [SIREN] 28 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,804 - RELAX. I HAVE A WAY WITH COPS. 29 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,774 OH, HELLO, OFFICER JERK FACE! 30 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,677 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU AWAY FROM THE DONUT SHOP. 31 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,278 I GUESS YOU CAN'T CATCH REAL CRIMINALS, 32 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,148 SO INSTEAD YOU JUST HARASS INNOCENT CITIZENS. 33 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,550 WHAT A WASTE OF MY TAX DOLLARS! 34 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,652 - CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE? 35 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,155 - JUST GIVE HIM YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 36 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,990 - WHAT'S A DRIVER'S LICENSE? 37 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,658 - YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE?! 38 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,529 - SIR, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPERATE A VEHICLE WITHOUT A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 39 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,697 PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR, 40 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,465 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE IT TOWED. 41 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,135 BUT I'M JUST AN INNOCENT SCHOOLGIRL 42 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,836 AND THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER. 43 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,139 PUT ON THE DIAPER! 44 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:22,908 - YOU CAN GET YOUR VEHICLE BACK 45 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,644 WHEN YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 46 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,247 [ENGINE STARTS] 47 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,382 - YOU'RE GOING TO SCRATCH IT! 48 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,618 [GROANING] 49 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,419 AAAH! 50 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,723 - WHAT A MAN. 51 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,192 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 52 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,994 - HEY, LOLA. 53 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,795 - HEY, BUGS! WHAT YOU DOIN'? 54 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,797 - STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 55 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,199 - FUN. OH, MY GOSH. 56 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,467 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 57 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,702 THERE IS A GUY STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 58 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,205 WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. I'M ABOUT TO HIT HIM. 59 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,875 - [GASPS] [TIRES SQUEALING] 60 00:02:57,143 --> 00:03:00,646 - YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY BOYFRIEND! 61 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:05,551 I CAN'T BELIEVE DAFFY WAS DRIVING WITHOUT A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 62 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,387 THAT IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE. - [GASPS] 63 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,821 [TIRES SQUEALING] 64 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,324 - LOLA! [SIREN] 65 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,326 THAT WAS A RED LIGHT. 66 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,028 [TIRES SQUEALING] 67 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,997 - OOH, I CAN'T GO TO JAIL! I'M TOO PRETTY! 68 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,901 OH, I'LL--I'LL LIFT WEIGHTS. I'LL GET REALLY MUSCULAR. 69 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,204 [DEEP VOICE] MY VOICE WILL GET REALLY DEEP. 70 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,639 I'LL RUN THE PLACE. 71 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,643 HI, OFFICER. 72 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,978 - CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE? 73 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,080 - [NORMAL VOICE] ABSOLUTELY. JUST ONE SECOND. 74 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,648 HOLD ON. LET ME SEE HERE. 75 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:40,485 OH, HERE WE GO. OH, NO, WAIT. THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD. 76 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,821 - [CLICKS PEN] 77 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,922 - HERE WE GO. OH, NOPE. 78 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,857 THAT'S A RECIPE FOR SALMON BALLS. 79 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,392 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 80 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,929 HERE IT IS. OH, NO, THAT'S MY FROZEN YOGURT FREQUENT MUNCHER CARD. 81 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:54,333 TWO MORE AND I GET A FREE WAFFLE CONE, OOH. 82 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,667 OH, HERE IT IS. IT WAS HIDING. 83 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,669 OH, NO, WAIT, THAT'S A PICTURE OF BUGS. 84 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,304 ISN'T HE CUTE? 85 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:02,474 HERE IT IS. WAIT, THAT'S A BASKETBALL CARD. 86 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,976 MANU GINÓBII. 87 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,677 I LOVEMANU GINÓBII. 88 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,080 OH, HERE IT IS. OOPS, FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE. 89 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:11,383 "YOU WILL RECEIVE AN UNEXPECTED LETTER FROM A FRIEND". 90 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,386 HOW DOES THE COOKIE KNOW THAT? THAT'S CRAZY. 91 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:15,654 I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU WANT? 92 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,655 - YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 93 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:20,492 - OH, YEAH, I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE. 94 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,099 - THIS IS STUPID. 95 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:30,202 SORRY, I'VE JUST GOT TO TALK TO MY WIFE REAL QUICK. 96 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,404 PERSONAL MATTER. 97 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,340 DAFFY DUCK. GIVE ME A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 98 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,675 - WELL, YOU NEED TO TAKE A TEST. 99 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,177 - A TEST?! WHAT IS THIS, COMMUNIST RUSSIA?! 100 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:42,247 NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME I NEED TO TAKE A TEST TO BREATHE! 101 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,950 OR TO PRACTICE LAW?! 102 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,511 - YOU CAN TAKE THE TEST RIGHT OVER THERE. 103 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,679 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TEST. 104 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,947 - THAT WAS THE APPLICATION TO TAKE THE TEST. 105 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,717 - WHAT?! THOSE QUESTIONS WERE IMPOSSIBLE. 106 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,252 ADDRESS, DATE OF BIRTH. 107 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,187 WHO HAS THAT STUFF MEMORIZED? 108 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,157 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT FOR GENDER. 109 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,191 - HERE'S A STUDY GUIDE. 110 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:29,328 - I DON'T NEED YOUR PROPAGANDA! 111 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:32,898 WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST SKIM IT. 112 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,177 - THANK GOODNESS YOU WERE HERE. 113 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,847 - THAT'S THE APPLICATION. YOU TAKE THE TEST OVER THERE. 114 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,849 WOULD YOU LIKE A STUDY GUIDE? 115 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,718 - YEAH, I THINK I'M GOOD. 116 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,787 - SHE'LL TAKE THE STUDY GUIDE. 117 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,623 - WHAT IS THE SPEED LIMIT IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA? 118 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,691 WHEN ARE ROADS THE MOST SLIPPERY? 119 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,594 WHO IS ALLOWED TO PARK IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT? 120 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:05,530 THIS IS EVEN HARDER THAN THE APPLICATION! 121 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,431 - NO TALKING. 122 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,801 - RONALD REGAN WAS RIGHT. 123 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,405 - HMM. MM-HMM. OK, INTERESTING. 124 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,407 OK, MAKES SENSE. OH, THAT'S A GOOD RULE. 125 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,343 YEP, GOT IT. OK, I'M READY TO TAKE THE TEST. 126 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,346 - YOU, UH, READ THAT AWFULLY FAST. 127 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,080 YOU SURE? 128 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,417 - UH, DOES A RED LIGHT MEAN GO? 129 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:29,354 - FAILED?! HOW DID I FAIL? 130 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,690 - WELL, YOU MARKED "C" FOR EVERY ANSWER. 131 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,292 - DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 132 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,128 I'M DAFFY DUCK! 133 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,195 D. DUCK! 134 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,766 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE "D" IN DMV STANDS FOR? 135 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,367 - IT STANDS FOR "DEPARTMENT". 136 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,035 - WELL, THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME. 137 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,704 DAFFY DEPARTMENT DUCK. 138 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:49,941 - SIR, YOU CAN TAKE THE TEST AGAIN. YOU GET TWO CHANCES. 139 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:54,546 - GOOD TO SEE MY NAME STILL CARRIES A LITTLE WEIGHT AROUND HERE. 140 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,848 LOLA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 141 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,418 - OH, I DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. 142 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,553 - HMPPHH, IRRESPONSIBLE. 143 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:05,090 - YOU CAN'T CROSS TWO DOUBLE YELLOW LINES? HUH. 144 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,391 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 145 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,627 [CELL PHONE RINGS] - HELLO? 146 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,929 - ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DRIVE IN A BIKE LANE? 147 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,032 - LOLA, YOU CAN'T CALL ME, YOU'RE TAKING A TEST. 148 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:18,069 - I'M NOT HELPING YOU CHEAT. [CELL PHONE RINGS] 149 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,405 I SAID I'M NOT HELPING YOU CHEAT! 150 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,475 - ARE YOU ALLOWED TO PARK IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE? 151 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,743 - DAFFY? 152 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,544 - YES OR NO! 153 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:31,650 - NO! OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PARK IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE! 154 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,389 WHAT IS THIS, COMMUNIST RUSSIA? 155 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:39,291 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 156 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,592 - [STAMMERING] HELLO? - HEY, PORK. 157 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,727 - OH, HI, BUGS. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 158 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:46,865 - OH, UH, JUST-- PICKING UP MY DRY CLEANING. 159 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:50,969 - [LAUGHS] WHY WOULD I WANT FRIES WITH MY DRY CLEANING? 160 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,939 YES, JUMBO FRIES. - COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE? 161 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,373 I'M STUCK AT THE DMV. 162 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,475 - SURE. 163 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,409 - JUST ONE THING-- 164 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:59,544 YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, RIGHT? 165 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,712 - OF COURSE I DO. - GREAT. 166 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,882 - ARE YOU GOING TO WANT ANY KETCHUP WITH YOUR FRIES? 167 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,917 [BEEP] 168 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,920 - [SIGHS] 169 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,289 [DIALING] 170 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,025 [CELL PHONE RINGS] - HELLO? 171 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:14,860 - WHERE ARE YOU? 172 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,762 - OH, SORRY. THEY MESSED UP MY ORDER. 173 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:22,100 UH, I MEAN THE DRY CLEANING. OH, THERE YOU ARE. 174 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,637 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE DMV? 175 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,540 [SIREN] 176 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,847 [ENGINE IDLING] 177 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,223 - DRIVER'S LICENSE. 178 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,559 - WHAT'D I DO? 179 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,394 I'VE NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER FOR ANYTHING! 180 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,596 I FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD. 181 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,131 SAFETY FIRST. 182 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,200 - YOU CAN'T TALK ON A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING 183 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,868 WITHOUT A HAND'S-FREE DEVICE. 184 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,538 - SINCE WHEN? - JULY FIRST. 185 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,540 - AHH! I VOTED FOR THAT. 186 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:05,143 - ALSO, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE. 187 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,979 - WHY? - YOUR LICENSE IS EXPIRED. 188 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,181 AAAH! 189 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,656 - OH, I KNOW THAT ONE. 190 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,890 OH, THAT'S AN EASY ONE. 191 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,959 WHO WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ONE? 192 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,662 AND...DONE. 193 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,232 OOH! 194 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,167 UH, DAFFY? 195 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,303 - OH, HEY, PORKY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 196 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:34,439 - MY DRIVER'S LICENSE EXPIRED. 197 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,075 - SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 198 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,713 I THINK YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY GRADING THIS. 199 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,751 - YOU PASSED. YOU--YOU GOT A PERFECT SCORE. 200 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,721 - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT THE MATERIAL. 201 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:54,559 - THAT WAS THE WRITTEN TEST. YOU STILL NEED TO PASS THE DRIVER'S TEST. 202 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:58,396 HOW AM I GOING TO CHEAT ON A DRIVER'S TEST? 203 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,131 - I'M SORRY, YOU FAILED. 204 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,334 - WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 205 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:05,971 I READ THE RULES OF THE ROAD BEFORE BED. 206 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,906 - YOU GET TO TAKE IT ONE MORE TIME. 207 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:12,844 MAYBE THIS TIME, DON'T ANSWER "B" FOR EVERY QUESTION. 208 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,080 - [GROANS] 209 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,182 [DIALING] 210 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,650 [LINE RINGING] 211 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:19,985 - BUENO. THIS IS SPEEDY. 212 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,920 - HEY, SPEEDY, IT'S BUGS. 213 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,622 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 214 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:27,392 DO YOU HAVE A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE? 215 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,296 - NEXT! 216 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,333 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED HERE. 217 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,835 - EH, DOUBLE DIP RECESSION. 218 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,070 GOTTA GET THEM MULTIPLE REVENUE SCREAMS. 219 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,439 - YOU KNOW, WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER 220 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,075 ON BOTH OF US IF YOU JUST WANTED TO PASS ME RIGHT NOW, 221 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,111 YOU KNOW, SEEING THAT WE'RE NEIGHBORS AND ALL. 222 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,914 - SON, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. 223 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,584 I TAKE MY JOB VERY SERIOUSLY. 224 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:58,056 AND I GOTTA WARN YA-- I'M A REAL STICKLER. 225 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,096 IF YOU MAKE ONE, JUST ONE, 226 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,831 ITSY BITSY MISTAKE, 227 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,234 YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL. 228 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,803 [CACKLING] 229 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,910 OOH. 230 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,814 YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A PHONE BOOK I COULD SIT ON, DO YOU? 231 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,582 - THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. 232 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,419 THESE ARE ALL RIGHT. I HAVE TO PASS. 233 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,688 - LOLA?! - OH, HI, PORKY. 234 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:33,324 - [SIGHS] MY DRIVER'S LICENSE EXPIRED. 235 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,026 - MM-MMM. YOU AND DAFFY. 236 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,829 SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 237 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:42,467 HI, SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 238 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,035 I'M NOT A REALLY GOOD TEST TAKER. 239 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,404 I'M MORE OF A TEST GIVER. OR A TEST WATCHER. 240 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,807 OR A TASTE TESTER. 241 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,742 - YOU PASSED. PERFECT SCORE. 242 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:54,512 - OH, MY GOSH, I DID?! I'M A REALLY GOOD TEST TAKER. 243 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,520 - YOU FAILED AGAIN. 244 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,090 - WHAT?! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 245 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,793 - I'M SORRY, SIR. YOU ONLY GET TWO CHANCES. 246 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:12,163 - DID I AT LEAST COME CLOSE? 247 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,505 - TURN LEFT AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION. 248 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,842 [HORNS HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING] 249 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,146 - HOW'D THAT GO? 250 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,815 - GREAT. 251 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,018 [TIRES SQUEALING] 252 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,258 [HORN HONKING] 253 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,926 [ENGINE REVS] 254 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,762 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN THAT? 255 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,765 - GET IN IT? ALL YOU ASKED WAS IF I HAD A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE 256 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,268 AND TO MEET YOU AT THE DMV. YOU WANTED A RIDE? 257 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,102 I'M NOT A TAXI DRIVER, MAN. 258 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,971 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LUNCH RUSH! 259 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,174 [TIRES SQUEALING] 260 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,111 AYY! 261 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,447 [TIRES SQUEALING] 262 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,384 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 263 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,787 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 264 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,922 AYY. GRINGOS. 265 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:14,025 [TIRES SQUEALING] 266 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,928 - SO ARE WE PARALLEL PARKED? 267 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,796 - MM-HMM. 268 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,131 THIS DRIVER'S TEST IS GRADED 269 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,133 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO A HUNDRED. 270 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,969 AND CONSIDERING THE TYPE OF DRIVING YOU JUST DID, 271 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,505 WHAT GRADE WOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF? 272 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,673 - HUNDRED. 273 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,910 - I GET THAT ONE A LOT. 274 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,322 OHH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 275 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,657 NEXT! - HI! 276 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,193 - COOL YOUR JETS, BLONDIE. 277 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,628 I'M A REAL STICKLER. 278 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,730 [CLICKS SEATBELT] 279 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,433 [CLICKS SEATBELT] 280 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,270 - YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 281 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,608 "YOSE-MITE". 282 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,609 - IT'S YOSEMITE. 283 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,311 - OH, LIKE THE NATIONAL PARK! 284 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,113 YOU KNOW, I WAS NAMED AFTER A NATIONAL PARK. 285 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:09,981 OH, NO, WAIT. SORRY. 286 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,516 I WASN'T NAMED AFTER A NATIONAL PARK. 287 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,886 OH, NO, WAIT, MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME IS BETTY, NOT LOLA. 288 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,288 WAIT, THERE'S A NATIONAL PARK NAMED BETTY? 289 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,623 - CAN YOU JUST TAKE A RIGHT? 290 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,558 - A RIGHT?! [SCOFFS] YOSE-MITE, 291 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,027 I JUST GOT A PERFECT SCORE ON MY WRITTEN TEST. 292 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,698 I THINK I CAN DO A LITTLE MORE THAN TAKE A RIGHT. 293 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,235 [TIRES SQUEALING] 294 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,219 [HORN HONKING] [ALL SCREAMING] 295 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,256 - HUH?! 296 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,860 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 297 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,600 [TRAIN HORN HONKING] 298 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,812 [BOAT HORN HONKS] 299 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,415 [TIRES SQUEALING] 300 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,784 [SIREN] 301 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,000 - DID I PASS? 302 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:39,037 HELLO?! 303 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,539 YEAH, I PASSED. 304 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,142 OH, NOW I KNOW WHY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 305 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,211 YOU'RE BUGS' NEIGHBOR! HE TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 306 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,647 HE'S NOT A FAN. 307 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:55,153 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED A NATIONAL PARK AFTER THAT GUY. 308 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,755 - [GROANS] 309 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,826 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 310 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,164 - I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. 311 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,799 YOU GET YOUR LICENSE? 312 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,301 - I FAILED. TWICE! 313 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,570 - SO YOU'LL TAKE THE TEST AGAIN NEXT WEEK. 314 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,139 - NO WAY. I'M DONE DRIVING. 315 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,209 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE 316 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,478 ARE RESPONSIBLE, LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS 317 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,513 WHO KNOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD. 318 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,648 - OWW! 319 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,351 LICENSED DRIVER, COMIN' THROUGH! 320 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,186 WHOO! OUT OF MY WAY! 321 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,089 LICENSED DRIVER, 100%! 322 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,758 - WELL, THERE'S AN EXCEPTION TO EVERY RULE. 323 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,160 - I'VE GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE! 324 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,330 - MAYBE TWO EXCEPTIONS. - LOOK, BUN BUN! 325 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,566 I'M AN ORGAN DONOR. ARE YOU AN ORGAN DONOR? 326 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,701 YOU WANT TO GIVE EACH OTHER OUR ORGANS? 327 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,471 - WELL, WE CAN DECIDE LATER. ARE YOU READY TO GO? 328 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,474 BE MY FIRST PASSENGER AS A LICENSED DRIVER! 329 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,177 - THANKS, BUT I HAVE TO DRIVE PORKY HOME. HE DIDN'T PASS. 330 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,480 - OH, STAY STRONG. YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS. 331 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,982 I KNOW, I'VE BEEN THERE. BUT I'M NOT THERE ANYMORE. 332 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,419 WHOO-HOO! DRIVER'S LICENSE! 333 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,592 - HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE? 334 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,560 HERE WE GO! 335 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,230 - BUGS! 336 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,400 [SIREN] - WHAT DID I DO?! 337 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,002 - YOU CAN'T CROSS TWO DOUBLE YELLOW LINES. 338 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,605 - OHH! I JUST READ THAT! 339 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,174 [SIREN] 340 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,412 - HELLO AGAIN. 341 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,746 - DRIVER'S LICENSE. 342 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,249 - SURE THING. 343 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,318 - LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME. 344 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,354 - [SCOFFS] 345 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,589 I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME. 346 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:42,093 [PEN CLICKS] 347 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:47,131 [ENGINE STARTS] 348 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:56,074 - EHH, I'M JUST GOING TO WALK. 349 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,086 [TIRES SQUEALING] 350 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,741 - BEEP BEEP! 351 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,733 [TIRES SQUEALING] 352 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,414 - BEEP BEEP! 353 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,024 [BEEPING] 354 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,202 [BEEP] 355 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,605 [SIZZLING, BELL RINGING] 356 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,176 [BEEPING] 357 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:46,417 [BEEPING, BELL RINGING] 358 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,327 [BEEPING] 359 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,273 [CRASH] 360 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,111 [SIREN] 361 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,248 [SIREN, HONK] 362 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,384 [SIREN, HONK] 363 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,154 - BEEP BEEP! 364 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:29,961 - ONE TICKET. I'M A STUDENT. 365 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,964 - SIR, PLEASE. 366 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,200 - GOO GOO, GA GA. 367 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:40,871 I'M A BABY AND I WANT TO SEE A MOVIE FOR FREE. 368 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,707 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 369 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,544 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?! 370 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,312 I'M A LICENSED DRIVER! 371 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,048 I HAVE A LICENSE! 372 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,218 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 373 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:58,856 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 374 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,379 - WELL, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.