1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,838 - LET'S SEE WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,207 MMM. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,475 YECCH! 4 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:12,211 DOES HE HAVE TO PUT CARROTS IN EVERYTHING? 5 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,846 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - AAH! 6 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:18,417 - NYAH. THAT WASN'T AN OVERREACTION. 7 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:35,401 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 8 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:44,743 - YOU KNOW, THAT PIE WAS FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER PARTY. 9 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,612 - WHAT DINNER PARTY? - YOU'RE KIDDING. 10 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:49,815 - WHAT? - UH, THE DINNER PARTY WE'RE HAVING 11 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,785 SO YOU CAN APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF OUR NEIGHBORS? 12 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,620 - WHAT DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR? 13 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,823 - HOW ABOUT FOR WHAT YOU DID ON THE FOURTH OF JULY? 14 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,159 - HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! 15 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,361 ["1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING] 16 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,767 - HEY, FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. 17 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,737 - AND FOR WHAT YOU DID ON EASTER. 18 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,539 - HAPPY EASTER! 19 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,675 ["1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING] 20 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,943 - WHAT THE-- 21 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,279 - AAH! 22 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,547 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS. 23 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,115 THEY WERE CAGE-FREE EGGS. 24 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,151 - AND FOR WHAT YOU DID ON COLUMBUS DAY. 25 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:27,953 - HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY! [SQUEAKING] 26 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,355 ["1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING] 27 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,792 - WHAT? THE RATS REPRESENTED 28 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,994 THE "NIÑA," THE "PINTA," AND THE "SANTA MARÍA." 29 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,697 IF THEY DIDN'T GET IT, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM. 30 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,400 BESIDES, WHAT DO YOU CARE IF THE NEIGHBORS HATE ME? 31 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,136 - I CARE BECAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE, 32 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,637 AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, 33 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:49,074 ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS IS GOING TO FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST ME 34 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:51,076 FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DID. 35 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,544 - RELAX. 36 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,313 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO LIVE HERE FOREVER. 37 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:58,083 IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT GETTING SUED, 38 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,219 I'LL APOLOGIZE. 39 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,487 BUT COME ON. 40 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:05,057 HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN OUR NEIGHBORS. 41 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,795 AHH. 42 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,730 THE SUBURBS. 43 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:15,968 FOSTERING THE ILLUSION OF SUCCESS SINCE 1950. 44 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:21,473 [GASPS] MY NEWSPAPER! 45 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,676 IT'S BEEN...STOLEN! 46 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,848 - DAFFY. DAFFY! 47 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,929 - WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS FOR? 48 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,931 - I DON'T KNOW. - LET'S SEE. 49 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,201 I CAME OUT HERE TO GET MY NEWSPAPER. 50 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,170 IT WASN'T THERE. 51 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:54,139 AND THEN, I REALIZED... 52 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:55,407 [GASPS] 53 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:58,877 SOMEONE STOLE MY NEWSPAPER. 54 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,052 - WHAT ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT? 55 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,254 I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU READ THE PAPER. 56 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,489 - I DON'T READ IT. 57 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,090 I DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO WITH IT-- 58 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:16,962 DAY BY DAY, SLOWLY BUILD A PAPIER-MÂCHÉ PARADE FLOAT. 59 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,297 - WHAT PARADE ARE YOU IN? 60 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:22,467 - I'M NOT IN A PARADE. I AM THE PARADE. 61 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:25,938 - WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS DO TO YOU? 62 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,440 - BUGSY, OLD PAL, 63 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,943 THERE'S A THIEF AMONG US. 64 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:33,378 - YOU JUST TOLD ME TO HAVE FAITH IN OUR NEIGHBORS, 65 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,848 AND NOW, YOU'RE INSINUATING THAT ONE OF THEM STOLE YOUR PAPER? 66 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,817 - I'M NOT INSINUATING ANYTHING. 67 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:42,287 I AM SIMPLY IMPLYING, IN AN UNSCRUPULOUS AND COWARDLY WAY, 68 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,556 THAT ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS IS A THIEF. 69 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,458 - YOU'RE CRAZY. - AM I? 70 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,160 - YES. - AM I? 71 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:50,028 - YES. - AM I? 72 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,897 - YES. 73 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,707 - DAFFY, NO ONE STOLE YOUR NEWSPAPER. 74 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,275 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 75 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:06,078 - I'M LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHAT TIME THE DINNER PARTY IS. 76 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,613 - OH! I'LL COME WITH YOU. 77 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,682 - DAFFY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACCUSE THE NEIGHBORS. 78 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,885 - NO. I JUST WANT TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. 79 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,224 WHAT DID YOU THINK, 80 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,960 I WAS GOING TO START THROWING ACCUSATIONS AROUND? 81 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:25,697 HA! SILLY YOU. GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE CREDIT THAN THAT. 82 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,434 - OH! [GIGGLES] HELLO. 83 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,169 - KNOCK OFF THE PLEASANTRIES, GRANDMA. 84 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,838 I KNOW YOU STOLE MY NEWSPAPER. 85 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,840 - I'D ASK YOU TO FORGIVE MY FRIEND, 86 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,609 BUT WE'LL BE DOING A LOT OF THAT AT THE DINNER PARTY TONIGHT, 87 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,213 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS AT 8:00. SEE YOU THEN. 88 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,117 - I KNOW YOU STOLE MY NEWSPAPER. 89 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,119 - YOUR SUESAPER? 90 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,654 - MY NEWSPAPER. 91 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,856 - WHAT IS A SHOE-SHAPER? 92 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,126 [DOG BARKING] 93 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,730 [CHAIN RATTLES AND DOOR OPENS] 94 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,999 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, RABBIT? 95 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,602 - JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU ABOUT TONIGHT'S DINNER PARTY. 96 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,604 - YOU MEAN THE "LET'S ALL FORGET ABOUT 97 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:08,373 THE HORRIBLE THINGS DAFFY DUCK HAS DONE" PARTY? 98 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,741 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE, 99 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,176 UNLESS I GET A BETTER OFFER. 100 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,912 - I'VE GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU. GIVE ME BACK MY PAPER. 101 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:17,049 - YOSEMITE SAM'S A LOT OF THINGS-- 102 00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:21,053 A LIAR, A CHEAT, A FALSE WITNESS, A SORE LOSER, 103 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,555 A BAD FRIEND, A SHADY BUSINESSMAN, 104 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:26,825 A BLAMER, A FLIM-FLAMMER, A HORNSWAGGLER, 105 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,394 I'M CHEAP, AND I STEALS THINGS. 106 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,663 BUT I AM NO THIEF. 107 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,132 NOW, GOOD DAY, SIRS. 108 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:37,903 WHAT TIME'S DINNER? 109 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,271 - 8:00 SHARP. 110 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,142 GO HOME. - FINE. 111 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,680 - NOW. - I'M GOING. 112 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,355 WHAT? 113 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,657 - I WANT TO WATCH YOU GO HOME. 114 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,058 - [CHUCKLES] 115 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,128 YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS TRUST ISSUES. 116 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,132 YOU SHOULD GET HELP, MAN. 117 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:11,002 [CROW CAWS] 118 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,647 - OH! UH, WERE YOU ABOUT TO, UH, GO SOMEWHERE? 119 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,716 - WHAT? YOU MEAN THE BROOM? 120 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,419 NO. I'M CLEANING MY HOUSE. 121 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,755 I DRIVE A MINIVAN. 122 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,193 - I'M SNEAKING AROUND A WITCH'S HOUSE, ALONE, 123 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:36,895 LOOKING FOR A NEWSPAPER. 124 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,231 WHAT AM I DOING? [WOLF HOWLS] 125 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,399 - TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 126 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,534 [INHALES AND EXHALES] 127 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:46,671 IT'S JUST A HOUSE--A NORMAL, EVERYDAY WITCH'S HOUSE. 128 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,540 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 129 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,041 [SCREAMS] 130 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,512 - SO I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00? I'M MAKING CARROT PIE. 131 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,648 - PIE? DON'T YOU MEAN CARROT CAKE? 132 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,885 - [SCREAMING] 133 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,920 [CAR DOOR SHUTS] [ENGINE REVS] 134 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,991 [CRASHES] [TIRES SQUEAL] 135 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,093 [CRASHES] [CAT SCREECHES] 136 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,661 [CLATTERS] 137 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,396 [ENGINE REVS] 138 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,499 [CAR ALARM BEEPING] 139 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:20,138 - MM. MM. MM. THAT DUCK'S APOLOGY LIST IS GETTING LONG. 140 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,973 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 141 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,909 - SO AFTER ALL THAT, I STILL DON'T KNOW 142 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,478 WHICH NEIGHBOR STOLE MY NEWSPAPER. 143 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,747 - INTERESTING. 144 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,949 I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 145 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,752 [STAMMERING] WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET ANOTHER PAPER? 146 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,387 - IT'S THE PRINCIPLE. 147 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:38,890 I HOLD MYSELF TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH MORAL STANDARD. 148 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,259 I TREAT PEOPLE AND THEIR THINGS WITH RESPECT, 149 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:44,362 AND I PLACE THE VIRTUE OF TRUST ABOVE ALL ELSE. 150 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,766 - NO, YOU DON'T. 151 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,435 - WELL, I EXPECT IT FROM OTHERS. 152 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,736 COME ON. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 153 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,005 WHO CAN HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY. 154 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:58,243 DON'T TELL BUGS, BUT YOU'RE MY SMARTEST FRIEND. 155 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,179 - A MYSTERY, HUH? 156 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:05,984 YOU KNOW, THE KEY TO A GOOD MYSTERY IS THE ENDING. 157 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:11,256 AND 9 OUT OF 10 MYSTERY NOVELS END THE SAME WAY. 158 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,592 - WITH A SEMI-FLATTERING PHOTO OF THE AUTHOR? 159 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:18,063 - THEY END WITH ALL THE SUSPECTS GATHERED UNDER ONE ROOF. 160 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:21,433 WHAT THEY THINK IS AN INNOCENT DINNER PARTY 161 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:24,269 IS, IN FACT, AN ELABORATE TRAP. 162 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,472 - WAIT! WE'RE HAVING A DINNER PARTY FOR THE NEIGHBORS TONIGHT. 163 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,140 - THAT'S PERFECT! 164 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,443 - YEAH! AT TONIGHT'S DINNER PARTY, 165 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,912 I CAN INVITE EVERYONE TO ANOTHER DINNER PARTY 166 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,214 WHERE I CAN SPRING MY ELABORATE TRAP! 167 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,883 - [SIGHS] 168 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:41,853 OR YOU COULD JUST SPRING YOUR ELABORATE TRAP 169 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,789 AT TONIGHT'S DINNER PARTY. 170 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,325 - GREAT IDEA. I'M GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT. 171 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:51,363 HMM. MAYBE I'M MY SMARTEST FRIEND. 172 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,374 - [TASMANIAN DEVIL SHOUTING AND SPITTING] 173 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,949 - ♪ OH, THERE'S A RUMBLE IN THE BACK YARD ♪ 174 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,286 ♪ IT'S A SHAKIN', TWISTIN' CLOUD ♪ 175 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:17,422 ♪ SEEMS SOMEONE'S PET IS GETTING WAY UPSET ♪ 176 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,458 [INDISTINCT] ♪ SOMETHING AWFUL LOUD 177 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,929 ♪ HE JUST SWALLOWED UP HIS DOG HOUSE ♪ 178 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,132 ♪ KNOCKED THE BARBECUE INTO SPACE ♪ 179 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,969 ♪ AND HE SUCKED UP BUGS' SWIMMING POOL ♪ 180 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,204 ♪ SPIT OUT A TIDAL WAVE ♪ 181 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,241 ♪ TASMANIAN MELTDOWN COMIN' 182 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,375 - [SNARLS] 183 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,010 - ♪ THERE'S A MELTDOWN COMING' ♪ 184 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,812 - [SNARLS AND SPUTTERS] 185 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,180 - ♪ WELL, YOU BETTER START A-RUNNIN' ♪ 186 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,882 ♪ WHEN THE GROUND STARTS HUMMIN' ♪ 187 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,750 ♪ THERE'S A MELTDOWN COMIN' ♪ 188 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,152 - [SCREAMS] - [SNARLS] 189 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,287 - ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT SETS HIM OFF ♪ 190 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,956 - I DON'T KNOW. [DOORBELL RINGS] 191 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,390 - ♪ IS HE UPSET ABOUT A GIRL? ♪ 192 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,025 - NO! 193 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,795 - ♪ IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS 'CAUSE HE'S NOT THE BEST ♪ 194 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,531 ♪ COMMUNICATOR IN THE WORLD ♪ 195 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,966 - DON'T JUDGE ME. 196 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,468 - ♪ WE'D LOVE TO GET HIM SETTLED DOWN ♪ 197 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,071 ♪ BUT HE JUST SCRATCHED THROUGH THE WALL ♪ 198 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:10,175 ♪ HE GOT THE POLICE CHASING AFTER HIM ♪ 199 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,744 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S HEADED FOR THE MALL ♪ 200 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,746 ♪ TASMANIAN MELTDOWN COMIN' 201 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,915 [SCREAMING] - [SNARLING] 202 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,683 - ♪ LIKE A HURRICANE COMIN' 203 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,885 - [INDISTINCT MELODIC SHOUTING] 204 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,592 [CHEERING] 205 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,628 - HAHA! WHOA. 206 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,831 [LAUGHS AND BLOWS RASPBERRY] 207 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:44,075 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER PIE. 208 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,644 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 209 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,646 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING READY FOR THE DINNER PARTY. 210 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,116 - OH. I'M READY FOR THE DINNER PARTY, ALL RIGHT. 211 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,752 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - NOTHING. 212 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,020 - DID YOU SET THE TABLE? 213 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:58,823 - OHH, I SET MORE THAN THE TABLE. 214 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,825 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - NOTHING. 215 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,060 - DID YOU KEEP THE TABLE SIMPLE? 216 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,762 IT SHOULDN'T LOOK TOO ELABORATE. 217 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:08,533 - OHH, THE TABLE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE THING THAT'S ELABORATE. 218 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,669 [CHUCKLES] 219 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,936 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 220 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,640 - NOTHING. [DOORBELL RINGS] 221 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,776 - WELCOME, SUSPECTS. 222 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,744 I MEAN, NEIGHBORS. 223 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,946 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 224 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:32,390 I GUESS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF MANIACAL LAUGHTER. 225 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,301 I GUESS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BRINGING A GIFT, EITHER. 226 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,138 - I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR COMING 227 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,140 TO DAFFY'S APOLOGY PARTY. 228 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,009 I HOPE THAT AFTER TONIGHT, 229 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,579 WE CAN ALL AGREE TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES. 230 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,782 [BELL DINGS] - OH! AND I'VE GOT A CARROT PIE IN THE OVEN, 231 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,318 SO SAVE ROOM. 232 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,320 - CARROT PIE? 233 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,590 - OH, I HOPE IT'S OK THAT I BROUGHT MY SON. 234 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,593 - IT'S SO HARD TO GET A SITTER THESE DAYS. 235 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,329 - PLEASE, LET THERE BE OTHER WOMEN COMING TO THIS THING. 236 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,465 [FEEDBACK] 237 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,600 - [DISTORTED VOICE] GREETINGS, EVERYBODY. 238 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,737 AS NEIGHBORS, YOU THINK YOU KNOW EACH OTHER WELL. 239 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,774 BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT ONE OF YOU... 240 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,509 IS A THIEF! 241 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,177 [METAL RUMBLING] 242 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,846 [IMITATING WIND BLOWING] 243 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:32,317 - OOH. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE FUN MYSTERY DINNER PARTIES. 244 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,187 - LET US BEGIN. 245 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,923 EVERYONE, PICK UP YOUR PLATES. 246 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,692 - UH, SCARY VOICE? 247 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,026 MY SON DOESN'T HAVE A PLATE. 248 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,595 [FEEDBACK] 249 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,163 - HOLD ON. 250 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,600 HERE. 251 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,901 - THANK YOU. 252 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,669 - WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 253 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,105 - JUST HOLD IT. 254 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,040 [DISTORTED VOICE] NOW, 255 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:59,110 UNDER YOUR PLATES, YOU'LL FIND A NUMBER. 256 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,781 - AIN'T NO NUMBERS ON THESE THINGS. 257 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,115 - WHAT? 258 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:21,533 NOW, ONE OF YOU HAS A PLATE WITH THE NUMBER 5 ON IT. 259 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,002 WHO HAS THE NUMBER 5? 260 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,938 - I DO. - SO DO I. 261 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,473 - HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? 262 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,878 THERE. NOW YOU HAVE A 3. 263 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,079 - I HAVE A 3. 264 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,215 - [GROANS] 265 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,587 [LAUGHS] 266 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,355 WHAT A FUN PARTY. 267 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,724 - EVERYONE GETTING ALONG? 268 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,927 - [LAUGHS] OH, YES! 269 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,630 THE VOICE IS HAVING US DO LOTS OF THINGS. 270 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,566 - THAT'S NICE. 271 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:57,435 - I, UH, THINK I SMELL BURNING CARROTS. 272 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,070 - OH! MY PIE! 273 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,805 - QUICK, WHAT NUMBER DO YOU HAVE AGAIN? 274 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,041 - [STAMMERS] 5. 275 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,709 - OK. YOU TWO SWITCH PLATES. 276 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,780 NOW, WHAT NUMBER DO YOU HAVE? 277 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,182 - 5. - GASPS] 278 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,486 OPEN YOUR EYES, GRANDMA. IT'S CLEARLY A 3. 279 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,755 YOU'RE A 3. - I'M A 3. 280 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,957 - WHY ARE YOU 3? 281 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,825 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 282 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,227 - DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A 3? 283 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,028 - YES. THANK YOU. 284 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,731 FINALLY, SOMEONE IS COOPERATING. 285 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,101 [INHALES AND EXHALES] 286 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,672 NOW, WHO HAS THE NUMBER 3? 287 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,477 [GASPS] - I'M HUNGRY. 288 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,413 CAN WE EAT FIRST, AND THEN PLAY THE GAME? 289 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,183 - IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S A TRAP-- 290 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,352 AN ELABORATE TRAP DESIGNED TO EXTRACT A CONFESSION 291 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,820 FROM ONE OF YOU DIRTY THIEVES! 292 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:52,223 AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE AN APOLOGY PARTY, ALL RIGHT, 293 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,626 BUT THE APOLOGIES ARE GOING TO BE TO ME. 294 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,729 NOW, ONE OF YOU STOLE MY NEWSPAPER. CONFESS! 295 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,098 [ALL GASP] - REALLY? 296 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,733 YOU'RE REALLY GOING THERE? 297 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,201 - YEAH. I'M GOING THERE. 298 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,969 - WHERE IS HE GOING? 299 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,005 - BECAUSE IF YOU GO THERE, 300 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,539 I WILL GO THERE. 301 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,010 AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THERE WHEN I GET THERE. 302 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,778 BECAUSE WHEN I GET THERE, 303 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,246 I WILL BE SO THERE 304 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,683 THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD STAYED RIGHT HERE. 305 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,019 - ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 306 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,887 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS. 307 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,490 YOU'RE JUST SCARED ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO SUE YOU. 308 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,159 - [CHUCKLES] YOU'RE CRAZY. 309 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,594 - I'M CRAZY? 310 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,996 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE CARROT PIE. 311 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,865 I MEAN, CARROT PIE? 312 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,266 EVER HEARD OF CARROT CAKE? 313 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,369 THAT'S AN ACTUAL DESSERT MADE WITH CARROTS. 314 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,973 AND DO YOU MAKE IT? NO! YOU MAKE CARROT PIE-- 315 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,342 A THING NO ONE EATS! 316 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,752 - MMM. MMM! 317 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,154 MMM. 318 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,157 MM! MMM. 319 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,359 [GRUNTING AND CHEWING] 320 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,763 - THIS PARTY BLOWS. I'M GOING HOME. 321 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,000 - WELL, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET AN APOLOGY 322 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,868 FOR EVERYTHING THIS FOOL HAS GONE. 323 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,805 I MEAN, TURNING A BUNCH OF RATS LOOSE ON COLUMBUS DAY. 324 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,106 WHO DOES THAT? 325 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,043 - THE SAME JACKANAPES WHO DURN NEAR BURN MY HOUSE DOWN. 326 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,411 - AND BY THE WAY, 327 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,679 YOU DON'T GO ACCUSING YOUR NEIGHBORS 328 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,315 OF STEALING SOMETHING WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE, 329 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,018 ESPECIALLY SOMETHING AS DUMB AS A NEWSPAPER. 330 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,454 I MEAN, COME ON. READ THE INTERNET. 331 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,590 - FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T READ IT! 332 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,259 HASN'T ANYONE SEEN MY PARADE FLOAT? 333 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,229 - YOU HEARD THE WITCH-- UH, I MEAN, LADY. 334 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,465 YOU OWES US ALL AN APOLOGY. 335 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,801 - WELL? SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 336 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,036 - UHH... 337 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,139 - YOU CAN'T SAY IT, CAN YOU? 338 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,941 - I CAN SAY IT. 339 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:52,143 UH...[MUTTERS] 340 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,611 - THEN SAY IT. 341 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,147 - I'M SOLLY. 342 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,216 - DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE SOLLY? 343 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,084 - I'M SOGGY. 344 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,352 - YOU'RE SOGGY? 345 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,688 - I'M SARMING. 346 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,458 - YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBOR I EVER MET. 347 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,794 AND I SHOULD KNOW. BEFORE I MET YOU, 348 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,296 I WAS THE WORST NEIGHBOR I EVER MET. 349 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,931 - EHH. IT'S STILL A CLOSE CALL. 350 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,834 - YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MONSTER IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 351 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,904 - THAT'S SAYING A LOT. HE'S AN ACTUAL MONSTER. 352 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,239 - THE STUNTS YOU HAVE PULLED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD-- 353 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,640 - OOH! CONSARNED YOU! 354 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,442 GOLDARNED RUINED... - TOO MANY TO EVEN COUNT! 355 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,643 - THIS HERE NEIGHBORHOOD! 356 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,111 - I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE! 357 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,746 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 358 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,081 - [WHISTLES] 359 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,350 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 360 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,353 I LIKE HIM. 361 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,656 MY LIFE IS SO BORING, 362 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,326 BUT TONIGHT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS, 363 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,796 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO HIM. 364 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,931 OHH, WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, 365 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,902 OUR STREET GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING WHEN HE MOVED IN. 366 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,837 - HUH. THAT IS TRUE. 367 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,107 IT WAS CERTAINLY THE MOST MEMORABLE COLUMBUS DAY I EVER HAD. 368 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,608 - I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU. 369 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:01,446 DID THE RATS SYMBOLIZE THE COLONIZATION OF THE NEW WORLD 370 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,681 BY COMPARING THE ARRIVAL OF THE EUROPEANS 371 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,651 TO AN INFESTATION OF VERMIN? 372 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,586 - I DIDN'T FOLLOW ANY OF THAT. 373 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,388 - [LAUGHS] 374 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,423 - WHAT? I'M SERIOUS. 375 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,892 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU JUST SAID. 376 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,894 [LAUGHTER] 377 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,499 - SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- 378 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,434 NO ONE WANTS TO SUE ME? 379 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,837 - SUE YOU? COME ON, NOW. 380 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,972 HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN YOUR NEIGHBORS. 381 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,408 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 382 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,711 - [GROANS] - ARE WE EVER GOING TO EAT? 383 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:34,979 - WHY NOT? 384 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,517 - I HAVE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY. 385 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,792 WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY NEWSPAPER? 386 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,997 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 387 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,465 [LAUGHTER] 388 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,667 [INDISTINCT TALKING AND LAUGHTER] 389 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,716 - BEEP BEEP! 390 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,431 [CLANGS] 391 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,746 [SQUEAKS] 392 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,481 [HISSES] 393 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,424 [WHIRRING] 394 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,828 [BEEPS AND BUZZING] 395 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,069 [RAPID BUZZING] 396 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,987 [EXPLOSION] 397 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,630 - BEEP BEEP! 398 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,033 [CRASHES] 399 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,204 - NO NEWSPAPER, HUH? 400 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,605 - JUST THE MAIL. 401 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,208 BILL. JUNK MAIL. WEIRD CHARITY. 402 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,378 [LAUGHS] HOW MANY RENEWAL NOTICES 403 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,014 IS THAT STUPID NEWSPAPER GOING TO SEND ME? 404 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,221 [GASPS] 405 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:33,491 NO ONE STOLE MY NEWSPAPER! 406 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,861 I FORGOT TO RENEW MY SUBSCRIPTION. 407 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:44,001 IRONIC. DONE IN BY HIS OWN CREATION. 408 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,403 [RUMBLING] 409 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,071 [HORN BEEPS] 410 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,874 - OOH. FORGOT TO SET MY PARKING BRAKE. 411 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:58,582 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 412 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:13,698 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 413 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,670 - IS THIS THE BATHROOM? 414 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,739 - NO! GO HOME!