[CLOCK TICKING]
- HMM.
HMM.
HMMM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FOURS?
- DAFFY, WE'RE PLAYING CHESS.
- AH.
UH...
WAS IT COLONEL SNOW IN THE PANTRY WITH A CANDLESTICK?
- DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS?
- OF COURSE I DO.
[GASPS] GIN!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
- CHECK.
- LOOK OVER THERE. - NO.
- JUST LOOK OVER THERE!
- IF I TURN AROUND, YOU'RE GONNA FLIP THE BOARD OVER
AND SAY IT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.
- NO, I WON'T. I PROMISE.
JUST LOOK OVER THERE...PLEASE?
- [SIGHS]
- EARTHQUAKE!
THAT WAS A BIG ONE.
OH, I BETTER GET GOING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR MY SINGING LESSON.
- YOU GO TO THAT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT.
I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING.
- ♪ LA LA LA LA LA
♪ LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE
♪ LA LA LA LA LEE
THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE ARE TERRIBLE.
LET THE FUN BEGIN!
- [STAMMERING] IT-IT'S TOO BAD BUGS CAN'T EVER COME BOWLING WITH US.
- YEAH, BUT HE'S GOT THOSE DARN SINGING LESSONS.
- IT'S FUNNY, I'VE N-NEVER HEARD HIM SING.
- NICE HAIRNET, PAM.
REALLY SHOWS OFF THAT BIG FOREHEAD.
- HEY, DAFFY.
- THERE HE IS. - HEY!
HE-HEY!
I THOUGHT THE GANG COULD USE SOME SNACKS
COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY.
- HOW THOUGHTFUL!
- THANKS, DAFFY.
- I TOOK A TWENTY OUT OF YOUR WALLET.
- DAFFY, YOU'RE THE BEST.
- WE COULDN'T ASK FOR A MORE GENEROUS TEAM CAPTAIN.
- THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, RIGHT?
- OHH.
- HO HO! GUESS WHAT.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ASSIGN EVERYONE THEIR WEEKLY NICKNAMES.
- OOH! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
- PORKY, YOUR NICKNAME TONIGHT...
"THE PORKINATOR."
[BEEPS]
- PETE, YOUR NICKNAME... "THE PETEINATOR"
[BEEPS]
- OH, I LIKE IT!
- UH, D-DAFFY? - HOLD ON.
- MARVIN, YOUR NICKNAME--
- "THE MARVINATOR"?
- NOPE. THE, UH, UH...
OK, YEAH, "THE MARVINATOR."
[BEEPS]
- DAFFY?
- I SAID HOLD ON, THE PORKINATOR.
AND FINALLY, SINCE I AM THE TEAM CAPTAIN,
MY NICKNAME WILL BE "THE GRAND POOBAH."
WAIT...MAKE THAT "POOBAH THE GRAND."
[BEEPS]
- PORKY, I CHANGED MY MIND. YOU'RE PLAYER 4.
NOW LET'S BOWL!
- ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
NOW, IF WE'RE GONNA WIN THE TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEP UP OUR GAME.
[BEEPS]
- AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!
- HEY! - SCORE!
- YEAH! - WAY TO GO!
- YAY!
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T DAFFY DUCK.
OR SHOULD I SAY DAFFY DUMB?
[CHUCKLES]
- LAUGH NOW, TERRY, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE CRYING WHEN WE
WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU AT THE TOURNAMENT.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
THIS IS OUR YEAR.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S NEVER YOUR YEAR, TERRY.
YOU'RE UP, POO.
- [GRUNTING]
- GOOD TRY, POO.
- DAFFY?
- BUGS?!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR SINGING LESSON.
- OH, UH, I GRADUATED.
THE TEACHER SAID I HAD THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL.
- B-BUGS?
I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR SINGING LESSON--
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING, SO I--
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I TOLD THEM BOTH CONFLICTING LIES, AND NOW
IT'S ALL FALLING AP--
- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING SINGING L--
- NO.
DAFFY TOLD ME HE WAS TAKING SINGING LES--
- SO THIS WHOLE TIME HE SAID YOU WERE TAKING
SINGING LESSONS, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN BOWLING WITH U--
- HA.
SOMEBODY SING SOMETHING.
- ♪ OHH
- HA.
I LOVE THAT SONG!
- YAY, BUGS!
- ALL RIGHT, BUGS! WAY TO GO!
- I THOUGHT DAFFY WAS GOOD, BUT YOU'RE GOODER!
- BUGS, MY OFFICE, NOW.
- NICE OFFICE.
- WELL, I'M WAITING.
- FOR WHAT?
- YOUR APOLOGY.
- WHAT? YOU LIED TO ME.
WHY WOULD I APOLOGIZE TO YOU?
- DON'T YOU SEE?
I FINALLY MANAGED TO COBBLE TOGETHER A CIRCLE OF FRIENDS
SO PITIFUL THAT I'M THE COOL ONE, AND YOU'RE
BLOWING IT FOR ME.
- DAFFY.
- FOR SOME REASON, PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME,
THAT YOU'RE MORE TALENTED TO ME,
THAT YOU'RE BETTER LOOKING THAN ME.
I PERSONALLY DON'T SEE IT.
BUT WHEN I'M HERE HANGING OUT WITH THOSE NITWITS,
I'M THE WINNER.
I FINALLY FOUND A PLACE WHERE I FEEL GOOD
ABOUT MYSELF, AND THAT PLACE IS RIGHT HERE.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
- I JUST CAN'T HAVE THOSE GUYS LIKE YOU MORE THAN ME!
- THEY DON'T LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU.
- BUGS! - BUGS!
- OK, JUST TELL THEM I HAD TO GO TO MY KARATE CLASS.
- WH-WHERE'S BUGS?
- HE HAD TO GO TO HIS MODERN DANCE CLASS.
- AW. - AW.
- BUT I BOUGHT EVERYONE NACHOS!
- YAY! - YAY!
- HERE YOU GO, PORK.
- THAT GUY'S GOOD.
- HE'S THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY TEAM.
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT IT NEVER BEING MY YEAR?
[CHUCKLES]
SEE YOU AT THE TOURNAMENT.
- I'VE N-NEVER SEEN BOWLING PINS SHATTER LIKE THAT.
- NOW HOW ARE WE GOING TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT?
[SCREECHING]
- I'LL TELL YOU HOW.
WE'RE GONNA TRAIN HARDER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER
TRAINED BEFORE.
THIS PARKING LOT, TOMORROW MORNING, 7:00 A.M.
COME ON, PORKY, DRIVE ME HOME.
- HMPH.
IT'S 11:30.
YOU SAID THE TRAINING BEGINS AT 7:00 A.M.
- THE TRAINING BEGAN AT 7:00 A.M.
THE FIRST EXERCISE: PATIENCE.
YOU TWO, GREAT JOB.
PORKY, YOU'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
PLUS, THE BOWLING ALLEY DOESN'T OPEN TILL NOON.
SEE YOU GUYS IN A HALF HOUR!
- BYE! - SEE YOU LATER!
- THE BOWLING BALL.
THE DICTIONARY DEFINES IT AS A BALL USED FOR BOWLING.
AND THAT IS WHY THE DICTIONARY IS STUPID.
BECAUSE TO TRULY UNDERSTAND THE BOWLING BALL,
YOU NEED TO BECOME THE BOWLING BALL.
- ARE YOU S-SURE ABOUT THIS?
- BOWLING BALLS DON'T TALK.
- WHOA!
[GRUNTING AND EXCLAIMING]
- STRIKE!
- OHH, NICE!
- YOU CAN QUESTION MY METHODS, BUT YOU CAN'T
QUESTION MY RESULTS.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PORKY?
PORKY, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, IF NEVER ASKED ANYTHING
OF YOU IN MY LIFE...
- I-I CAN HEAR YOU.
- BUT IN ORDER TO COMPETE, WE NEED TO HAVE 4 PEOPLE
ON THE TEAM.
- I-I SAID I CAN HEAR YOU.
- I HEARD YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL.
- SO I WANT TO ASK YOU THIS ONE TINY FAVOR.
GET OUT OF THAT BED, REMOVE YOUR I.V.,
TAKE THE CASTS OFF YOUR ARMS AND LEGS,
AND BOWL.
THAT'S ALL I ASK.
- WH-WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK BUGS TO TAKE MY PLACE?
- BUGS IS THE BEST BOWLER HERE.
- RIGHT ON.
YEAH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
- I'M JEALOUS OF BUGS, BUT I HATE TERRY.
JEALOUSY OR HATRED?
IT'S LIKE HAVING TO CHOOSE ONE CHILD OVER THE OTHER.
HATRED--SURPRISINGLY EASY CHOICE.
BUGS, YOU WANT TO BOWL?
- SURE.
- YAY! - YAY!
- THEN LET'S WIN ONE FOR POO!
- YEAH! - LET'S DO IT!
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED YOUR WALLET.
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ YELLOW BIRD
♪ UP HIGH IN BANANA TREE
♪ YELLOW BIRD
♪ YOU SIT ALL ALONE LIKE ME ♪
♪ DID YOUR LADY FRIEND LEAVE THE NEST AGAIN? ♪
♪ THIS IS VERY SAD, MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD ♪
♪ YOU CAN FLY AWAY, IN THE SKY AWAY ♪
♪ YOU'RE MORE LUCKY THAN ME
♪ I ALSO HAD A PRETTY MAN
♪ SHE NOT WITH ME TODAY
♪ THEY ALL THE SAME, THE PRETTY MEN ♪
♪ MAKE THEM THE NEST, THEN THEY FLY AWAY ♪
♪ YELLOW BIRD - YELLOW BIRD!
- ♪ UP HIGH IN BANANA TREE - [SCREAMING]
- ♪ YELLOW BIRD - YELLOW BIRD!
- ♪ YOU SIT ALL ALONE LIKE ME
♪ CAN'T YOU FLY AWAY, IN THE SKY AWAY? ♪
♪ PICKER COMING SOON, PICK FROM NIGHT TO NOON ♪
♪ BLACK AND YELLOW, YOU, LIKE BANANA, TOO ♪
♪ THEY MIGHT PICK YOU SOMEDAY ♪
♪ I WISH THAT I WAS YELLOW BIRD ♪
♪ I'D FLY AWAY WITH YOU
♪ BUT I AM NOT A YELLOW BIRD
♪ SO HERE I SIT, NOTHING ELSE TO DO ♪
♪ YELLOW BIRD - YELLOW BIRD!
- ♪ UP IN BANANA TREE
♪ YELLOW BIRD - YELLOW BIRD!
- ♪ YOU SIT ALL ALONE LIKE ME
♪ DID YOUR LADY FRIEND LEAVE THE NEST AGAIN? ♪
♪ THAT IS VERY SAD, MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD ♪
♪ YOU CAN FLY AWAY, IN THE SKY AWAY ♪
♪ YOU'RE MORE LUCKY, MORE LUCKY THAN ME ♪
- OH, WHAT A SCENE IT IS AT THE ANNUAL
ROYAL OAKS LENNOX OAKWOOD LANES BOWLING TOURNAMENT.
- I'M POSITIVELY A-TWITTER!
- OOH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
POSITIVELY A GOPHER.
[LAUGHING]
ON LANE ONE WE HAVE THE SILVER FOXES, LED BY THEIR
TEAM CAPTAIN GRANNY.
- ON LANE 2 WE HAVE THE LUCKY STRIKERS, LED BY THEIR
TEAM CAPTAIN TERRY DELGADO.
- AND ON LANE 3 WE HAVE DAFFY'S DUCKS, LED BY THEIR
TEAM CAPTAIN DAFFY DUCK.
- SWEATY HANDS YOU GOT THERE, DAFFY.
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO, I JUST HAPPEN TO SWEAT MORE
THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON.
- WELL, YOU'RE SHAKING. YOU MUST BE SCARED.
- NOPE, POTASSIUM DEFICIENCY.
- WELL, THEN HOW COME YOU CAN'T
LOOK AT ME STRAIGHT ON? YOU INTIMIDATED?
- LAZY EYE.
- AND HERE WE GO!
WHOO!
[CHEERS APPLAUSE]
- OUR FIRST BOWLER OF THE NIGHT IS GRANNY.
- SHE'S GETTING READY.
- SHE'S TAKING HER TIME.
- JUST...REALLY TAKING HER TIME.
- THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ PRESSURE'S ON, TIME TO SHINE ♪
♪ CHALLENGE MADE, STARS ALIGN ♪
♪ VICTORY IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT ♪
♪ LIKE KNIGHTS OF OLD, THE BATTLE'S SET ♪
♪ IT'S DESTINY, THIS VISION QUEST ♪
♪ VICTORY IS IN YOUR GRASP TONIGHT ♪
♪ SOARING LIKE AN EAGLE
♪ OVER CRASHING WAVES OF GUTS AND GLORY ♪
♪ FROM THE MIST A HERO
♪ LIKE A LEGEND FROM SOME MYTHIC STORY ♪
♪ YEAH
♪ LET'S BOWL
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- WHAT AN EXCITING TOURNAMENT.
- TWO TEAMS NECK AND NECK AT THE FINISH.
- THE LUCKY STRIKERS LEAD BY ONE...
- BUT BUGS BUNNY HAS ONE MORE LEFT,
AND IF HE CAN KNOCK OVER JUST 2 PINS...
- THEN DAFFY'S DUCKS WIN THE TOURNAMENT.
- OOH, WE'VE GOT THIS TOURNAMENT IN THE BAG!
- WE SHOULD CALL OURSELVES BUGS'S DUCKS!
- [WHIMPERS]
- WHOA! OW!
[ALL GASPING]
- ARE YOU OK?
WH-WHAT HAPPENED?
- I TWISTED MY ANKLE.
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BOWL.
- THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA WIN THE TOURNAMENT?
- YOU'LL HAVE TO BOWL FOR ME.
AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT BUGS'S DUCKS, IT'S DAFFY'S DUCKS.
- [GASPS] YOU'RE FAKING.
YOU ARE FAKING, RIGHT?
- YES, I'M FAKING.
NOW GO WIN THE TOURNAMENT!
2 PINS.
THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
- [SIGHS AND GROANS]
- HA HA! OH, YEAH!
THIS IS THE YEAR!
HA HA!
ON YOU, DAFFY!
HA HA! OH, YEAH!
OH, WE'RE GREAT! WE'RE GREAT!
- HOLD ON. DO HOLD ON.
I'M GETTING WORD THAT THERE'S BEEN
A TECHNICAL ERROR.
APPARENTLY THE PINS WERE NOT FULLY SET BEFORE THE PLAYER
RELEASED THE BALL.
- LEAGUE RULES CLEARLY STATE THAT ANY TECHNICAL ERROR
RESULTS IN AN AUTOMATIC REDO.
[CROWD GASPS]
- THAT MEANS WE HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO WIN!
YOU HEAR THAT, TERRY?
I WON'T LET YOU GUYS DOWN.
- UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD LET BUGS BOWL.
- YEAH, I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER.
- WAIT. I HAVE TO DO IT.
I NEED TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE TEAM...
AND FOR MYSELF.
- ARE YOU SURE?
- IT'S 2 PINS.
I USUALLY HIT 4 TO 5 PINS.
- THEN GO OUT THERE AND HIT 4 TO 5 PINS!
OR AT LEAST 2.
- THE LUCKY STRIKERS WIN THE TOURNAMENT!
- OHH.
- AWW.
- HA HA HA! YEAH!
WE'RE GREAT! YOU'RE NOT!
WE'RE GREAT! OH, YEAH!
WHAT A FEELING!
[LIGHTS CLICKING]
- [GIGGLES]
[LIGHT CLICKS]
- [WHOOSH]
[LAUGHTER AND MUSIC]
[ENGINE REVVING]
- MEEP MEEP!
[WHOOSH]
[HONKING]
[LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[HONKING]
[WHOOSH]
[HOLLERING]
[PUNCHING SOUNDS]
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- SO WHEN DO YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET, PORKY?
- THE DOCTOR SAYS WITH ENOUGH PHYSICAL THERAPY,
I'LL BE ABLE TO BOWL IN NO TIME.
- JUST NEEDED MY LUCKY BALL!
- AAH!
I'M--I'M NOT A BALL!
[CRASH]
- STRIKE!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
- THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! - THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
- OH, I'M SORRY. AFTER YOU.
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
- NO, I INSIST. AFTER YOU.
- OH, NO, AFTER YOU.
- AFTER YOU. - AFTER YOU.