1 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:07,039 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. - DO WHAT? 2 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,241 - [STAMMERING] I'M HOSTING THE BACHELOR AUCTION FOR CHARITY. 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,410 AND I ASKED BUGS TO BE IN IT. 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,811 - WHAT AM I, INVISIBLE? 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,947 I'M THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR HERE. 6 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:16,148 WHAT'S THE CHARITY? 7 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,449 - LITERACY. 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,218 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE CHARITY. 9 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,186 THERE'S TOO MUCH LITERACY IN THE WORLD. 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,389 WE NEED TO FIGHT AGAINST LITERACY! 11 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:27,259 - UH, DAFFY, THE FIGHT IS FOR LITERACY. 12 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,661 - WHAT?! WHO'S FOR LITERACY? 13 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,564 OUR HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS ARE COVERED IN LITTER. 14 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,234 I, FOR ONE, THINK IT SHOULD BE A CRIME. 15 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,802 - LITTERING IS A CRIME. 16 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,404 YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR IT. 17 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:42,107 LITERACY IS THE ABILITY TO READ AND WRITE. 18 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:44,510 - OH! THEN COUNT ME IN. 19 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,645 O-N-N. 20 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,249 [SLURPING] 21 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,419 AHH! 22 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:11,537 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 23 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,844 - $200! 24 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,914 - IT'S SOLD FOR $200. 25 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,682 - [SHRIEKS] 26 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:29,988 - THE NEXT BACHELOR, BUGS BUNNY. 27 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,591 [APPLAUSE] 28 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:37,996 - $900! - I WANT HIM! 29 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,198 1,500! 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,732 - 2,000! - 3,000! 31 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,602 - YOU BETTER BACK OFF. 5,000! - I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR HIM! 32 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,672 5,000! - OH, THAT'S IT! 33 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,140 - [SHRIEKS] 34 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:51,110 - NOW, LADIES, TAKE IT EASY. 35 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:54,146 - $100,000! [ALL GASP] 36 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:56,548 - BUN BUN, I'M BACK! 37 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,484 - LOLA? - SOLD! 38 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,820 - I'M BACK IN YOUR LIFE! AT LEAST FOR ONE DATE, 39 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,989 AND HE CAN'T SAY NO BECAUSE IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 40 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,558 LITTERING! 41 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,028 - OUR NEXT BACHELOR IS DAFFY DUCK. 42 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,232 - LET'S KEEP THIS MONEY TRAIN ROLLIN', LADIES. 43 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,568 - DAFFY HAS NO JOB, AND NO EDUCATION. 44 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:20,572 AND A CREDIT SCORE OF NEGATIVE 13. 45 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:24,042 LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $50. 46 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,845 [MAN COUGHING] - ANYONE? 47 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:34,453 IT'S FOR CHARITY. 48 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,388 TAX DEDUCTIBLE. 49 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,789 - GROSS. 50 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,091 - WELL, WE TRIED. 51 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:41,627 OUR NEXT BACHELOR-- - TWO BITS! 52 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:44,029 - SOLD! 53 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,431 - [CHUCKLING] 54 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,467 - OH, MY BACHELOR. 55 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,802 - KNOCK OFF THE PLEASANTRIES, GRANDMA. 56 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,337 LET'S GET THIS DATE OVER WITH. 57 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,406 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN? DINNER, MOVIE, 58 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,408 MOONLIGHT STROLL ON THE BEACH? 59 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,211 - I THOUGHT WE'D CLEAN OUT MY ATTIC. 60 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,546 - CLEAN YOUR ATTIC? 61 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,347 WHAT'S ROMANTIC ABOUT THAT? 62 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,882 - I'M A 90 YEAR OLD WOMAN. 63 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:04,850 [CRASH] 64 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,919 - GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. 65 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:13,158 - YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO START WITH THE LIVING ROOM? 66 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,095 [KNOCK ON DOOR] - COMING. 67 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,698 [BANGING ON DOOR] - I SAID I'M COMING! 68 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,934 [DOORBELL RINGING, KNOCKING CONTINUES] 69 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,802 - OH, BROTHER. 70 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,672 [SIREN] - OH, YOU'RE HOME! 71 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,541 - YES, LOLA. I'M HOME. 72 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,009 - BUT NOT FOR LONG, 73 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,312 'CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PARIS, FRANCE! 74 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,546 - WHAT?! 75 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,747 - FOR OUR DATE! WE'RE GOING TO PARIS. 76 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,150 YOU KNOW, THE CITY OF LOVERS. 77 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:40,485 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT A DATE. 78 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:43,155 A DATE IS DINNER AT A RESTAURANT. 79 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:46,325 - SO WE'LL HAVE DINNER AT A RESTAURANT IN PARIS. 80 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,694 - LOLA, I'M NOT LEAVING THE COUNTRY. 81 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,496 - OH, YES, YOU ARE. IT CLEARLY STATES IN ARTICLE FIVE, 82 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,098 SECTION THREE OF THE BACHELOR AUCTION BYLAWS, 83 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,200 THAT THE BIDDER--THAT'S ME-- WILL DECIDE WHERE 84 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,769 AND WHAT CONSTITUTES THE DATE WHILE THE BIDEE--THAT'S YOU-- 85 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,838 MUST ESCORT THE BIDDER-- AGAIN, THAT'S ME-- 86 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,174 ON SAID DATE FOR UP TO BUT NOT EXCEEDING 24 HOURS. 87 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:05,143 AGAIN, THE BIDEE IS YOU, AND I'M THE BIDDER, 88 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,946 AND THESE ARE THE BYLAWS. AND THIS IS A MEGAPHONE. 89 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,285 [DING] 90 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,621 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 91 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,624 - OH, I'M SO BORED. 92 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:22,861 I READ ALL MY MAGAZINES, I DID THE CROSSWORD. 93 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,032 I ATE ALL MY PEANUTS. I ATE ALL YOUR PEANUTS. 94 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,233 I PEED FOUR TIMES. 95 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:31,103 OH, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN ON THIS PLANE FOREVER. 96 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,838 [DING] - FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, 97 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,140 PLEASE PREPARE THE CABIN FOR TAKEOFF. 98 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,441 - HOW LONG IS THIS FLIGHT AGAIN? 99 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,845 - 10 HOURS. 10 HOURS THERE, AND 10 HOURS BACK. 100 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,347 THAT'S 20 OF YOUR 24 HOURS. 101 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:45,150 - OOH, SOMEONE'S GOOD AT MATH. 102 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,053 [CHUCKLES] THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU. 103 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,588 THAT AND YOUR SMILE. 104 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,056 OH, AND YOUR FROWN. 105 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,059 AND THAT IN BETWEEN SMILE AND FROWN FACE. 106 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:57,095 AND YOUR PROFILE. 107 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:00,132 OH, AND THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. OH, LOOK AT YOUR EARS. 108 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,500 - WHAT ARE THOSE? 109 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:04,169 - NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES. 110 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:07,072 - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANOTHER PAIR, DO YOU? 111 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:25,957 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 112 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,295 - WELL, THIS IS MY ATTIC. 113 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,597 - GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING! 114 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:36,535 HOW MUCH JUNK CAN A PERSON HOARD? 115 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,937 - OH, IF IT'S BROKEN, THROW IT AWAY. 116 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:43,275 OTHERWISE, JUST ORGANIZE AND CLEAN AS YOU GO. 117 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,777 I'LL GO GET US SOME TEA. 118 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,948 HERE WE ARE. 119 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,584 - OH, THANK GOODNESS, I'M MELTING. 120 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,821 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 121 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,622 IT'S A THOUSAND DEGREES UP HERE! 122 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,158 EVER HEARD OF ICED TEA? 123 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,060 - ICE WILL CHIP TEETH. 124 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:08,300 OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE IN AGES. 125 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,669 - HUBBA HUBBA! 126 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,438 HOW ABOUT YOU SET ME UP ON A DATE WITH YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER , HUH? 127 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,141 - THAT'S ME, DURING THE WAR. 128 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,009 I WAS A WAAC. 129 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,479 - HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT YOU'RE STILL A WHACK. 130 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,013 [BLOWING] 131 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,715 - OH, NO, SILLY. 132 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,818 THE WOMEN'S AUXILIARY ARMY CORP. 133 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,520 - YOU WERE IN THE ARMY? 134 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,823 - YES. I WAS A SPY. 135 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:37,129 IT WAS THE FINAL DAYS OF WORLD WAR II. 136 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,698 [HELICOPTER FLYING] 137 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,835 - GERMANY STILL HAD CONTROL OF PARIS. 138 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:48,640 I WAS TOLD TO MEET MY CONTACT AT THE LOUVRE 139 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,909 IN FRONT OF THE "MONA LISA". 140 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,911 - HOLD ON. WHAT'S A CONTACT, 141 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,380 WHAT'S THE LOUVRE, AND WHAT'S THE "MONA LISA"? 142 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,115 - JUST LISTEN. 143 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,251 [HELICOPTER FLYING] 144 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:12,264 - FROM NOW ON, ALL EXCHANGES ARE TO BE DELIVERED 145 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,700 BY CARRIER PIGEON FROM ZEE EIFFEL TOWER. 146 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,870 - CARRIER PIGEON? I HATE BIRDS. 147 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,943 - I WAS NEVER HERE. 148 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,275 - HURRY, YOU FOOLS! 149 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,852 THE AMERICANS WILL BE HERE SOON. 150 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,653 BUT WE WILL NO LONGER CONTROL PARIS, 151 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,790 BUT WE'RE NOT LEAVING HERE EMPTY-HANDED. 152 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,259 WE'RE GOING TO STEAL ALL OF THEIR ART. 153 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,695 [LAUGHTER] 154 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,968 GET TO WORK! 155 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,973 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 156 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,176 - A SPY! GET HER! 157 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,411 - DID THEY CATCH YOU? DID THEY KILL YOU?! 158 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,247 THEY KILLED YOU, DIDN'T THEY?! 159 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,781 WHAT?! 160 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,217 IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION. 161 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,320 - NOW, WHERE WAS I? 162 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,189 - A SPY! GET HER! 163 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,324 [ALL YELLING] 164 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,100 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 165 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,270 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 166 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,371 OH, I'M SO EXCITED! 167 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,940 IT'S THE LOUVRE! I LOVE THE LOUVRE. 168 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,643 OH, I AM A LOUVRE LOVER! 169 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,178 YOU CAN'T HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WHEN YOU'RE AT THE LOUVRE. 170 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,048 SURROUNDED BY SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS. 171 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,918 BEAUTIFUL, EXPENSIVE THINGS. 172 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,422 THE LOUVRE IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE PLACE IN THE WORLD. 173 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,758 THE LOUVRE IS AN ART MUSEUM? I THOUGHT IT WAS A MALL. 174 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,426 OH, WELL. [CHUCKLES] 175 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,428 WHEN IN ROME! 176 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,996 [GASPS] WAIT A SECOND. 177 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,033 WE'RE NOT IN ROME. WE SHOULD GO TO ROME! 178 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:32,037 - OR WE COULD JUST ROAM AROUND HERE. 179 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,239 - THEY HAVE GREAT MALLS IN ROME. 180 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,108 THE MALL OF AMERICA'S IN ROME. OH, NO, WAIT, THAT'S IN CANADA. 181 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,877 [GASPS] WE SHOULD GO TO CANADA! 182 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:45,750 - I HAD LOST THE GERMANS. 183 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,520 OR SO I HAD THOUGHT. 184 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,992 [ALL YELLING] 185 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,312 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 186 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,088 - YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CARRIER PIGEON. 187 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,056 - THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF PIGEONS. 188 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,326 THEY'RE USING ANY BIRDS THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON. 189 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,262 GO. 190 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,232 I SAID GO! 191 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,736 [PLOP] 192 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,138 - GOOD LUCK. 193 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,641 - TAKE THIS FILM TO THE ALLIED FORCES. 194 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,377 - [DOORS OPEN] 195 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,379 - GO! 196 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:56,087 [ALL GRUNTING] 197 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,356 - OH! 198 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,936 - WHOA! 199 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,878 - OH! OH! 200 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,146 - DID YOU FALL?! 201 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,947 DID YOU FALL TO YOUR DEATH? 202 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,783 YOU FELL TO YOUR DEATH! 203 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,785 - OH, IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP. 204 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:30,655 I'LL CONTINUE MY STORY WHEN I WAKE UP. 205 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,391 - OH, YEAH, SHE FELL TO HER DEATH. 206 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,066 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 207 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,370 - STONEHENGE. 208 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,573 ONE OF THE OLDEST STRUCTURES IN THE WORLD. 209 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,275 - LOLA-- - WAS IT THE DRUIDS 210 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,944 WHO BUILT IT, OR ALIENS, HMM? 211 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,081 THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW. 212 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,283 - IT'S THE EIFFEL TOWER. 213 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,352 - THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW. 214 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,521 [WATCH BEEPS] 215 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,190 - OH, MY GOSH, HURRY! WE ONLY HAVE TWO MORE HOURS LEFT IN PARIS 216 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,425 AND WE HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE YET! 217 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,929 WAIT, HAVE YOU FALLEN IN LOVE YET? 218 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,566 OK, WELL, QUIT STARING AT STONEHENGE AND LET'S SEE THE REST OF THE CITY! 219 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,034 - [SNORING] 220 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,369 [DOOR CREAKING] 221 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,007 [SNORING CONTINUES] 222 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,112 - WAKE UP! - AAH! 223 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,849 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO KILL AN OLD PERSON. 224 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,151 - I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE! 225 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,086 WHAT HAPPENED AT THE EIFFEL TOWER?! 226 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,988 - EIFFEL TOWER? OH. 227 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,925 OH, YES. I WAS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. 228 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,029 - I AM NOT LEAVING PARIS WITHOUT FRANCE'S FINEST PIECE OF ART, 229 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,132 THE EIFFEL TOWER. 230 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,904 [ALL SCREAMING] 231 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,274 - HELP! AAAH! 232 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,277 - NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW! 233 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,880 - I CAN! 234 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,717 - [SCREAMING] 235 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,786 OH! 236 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,420 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 237 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,991 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 238 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,627 WE NEED TO STOP HIM. 239 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,568 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 240 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,838 - WOW. 241 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,374 THE WHITE HOUSE. 242 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,408 - LOLA-- 243 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,810 - I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE WHITE. 244 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,111 AND A LITTLE MORE HOUSE-LOOKING. 245 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,146 OH, OUR POOR PRESIDENT. 246 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,515 HAS TO COMMUTE 10 HOURS TO WORK EVERY MORNING 247 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,217 AND THEN DO A BUNCH OF POLITICS ALL DAY 248 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,919 AND THEN GET RIGHT BACK ON THAT PLANE 249 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:45,190 AND FLY ANOTHER 10 HOURS JUST TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN THE NEXT DAY? 250 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,458 THAT MAN DESERVES OUR SUPPORT. - LOLA! 251 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:53,064 - ♪ OH, SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER ♪ 252 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,400 ♪ YET WAVE 253 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,135 - LOLA, STOP! 254 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,670 YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING. 255 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,940 WE'RE IN ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CITIES IN THE WORLD. 256 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:05,610 LET'S TAKE A DEEP BREATH, LOOK AROUND, 257 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,212 AND JUST TAKE IT ALL IN. 258 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,680 - THAT'S A GREAT-- 259 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,815 - WITH NO TALKING. 260 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,526 [WHISTLING] 261 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,440 [FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING] 262 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,329 [KISS] 263 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,831 - YEAH, NO, THAT WHOLE THING 264 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,000 WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE BETTER WITH TALKING. 265 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,269 OHH! 266 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,921 [GASPS] 267 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,526 - GET HER! 268 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,569 IDIOT! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! 269 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,705 - [SCREAMS] 270 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,844 - [GROANS] 271 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,150 - A LITTLE CLOSER. 272 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,520 NOW! [GRUNTING] 273 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,128 - [SPEAKING GERMAN] YOU! 274 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,464 - LAND THIS BLIMP, FRANKENHEIMER. 275 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,266 - I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM A WOMAN! 276 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:46,471 - I'M NOT JUST A WOMAN. I'M A WAAC! 277 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,614 - AAH! [GRUNTING] 278 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,753 - AAH! OH! 279 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,690 [GRUNTING] THIS ART DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! 280 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,358 - IT WILL SOON, 281 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,660 WHEN WE CROSS THE GERMAN BORDER. 282 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,597 [BOTH GRUNTING] 283 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,900 - AND WHO ARE YOU? 284 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,836 - YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! 285 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,672 - [GRUNTING] 286 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,008 [GROANING] 287 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,781 [SCREAMING] 288 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,585 - YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A CARRIER PIGEON, 289 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,122 BUT YOU'RE ONE HECK OF A TWEETIE BIRD. 290 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,392 NOW, LET'S TURN THIS BLIMP AROUND. 291 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,428 - DID THE BLIMP EXPLODE? 292 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,463 DID IT EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES? 293 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,299 IT EXPLODED AND KILLED YOU, DIDN'T IT? 294 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,635 - YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT, ARE YOU? 295 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,036 - HUH? 296 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:57,008 - WE ARRIVE BACK IN PARIS TO AN INCREDIBLE RECEPTION. 297 00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:00,478 - THE REST OF THE ART WAS RETURNED TO THE LOUVRE. 298 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,713 THE ALLIES LIBERATED FRANCE. 299 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,983 COLONEL FRANKENHEIMER WAS SENT TO PRISON. 300 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:10,188 AND I WAS REWARDED WITH A VERY SPECIAL GIFT. 301 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,790 - A GIFT? WHAT WAS IT? 302 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,335 - YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT BEFORE. 303 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,404 THEN WHAT'S THE ONE THEY GOT IN FRANCE? 304 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,706 - IT'S A FAKE. 305 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,843 - WOW! 306 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,046 OH, HEY, WE NEVER FINISHED CLEANING YOUR ATTIC. 307 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,447 - WELL, TRUTH BE TOLD, 308 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,817 I DIDN'T BID ON YOU JUST TO CLEAN MY ATTIC. 309 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,788 IT'S ALSO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 310 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,257 - ANY TIME. THAT WAS A FUN DATE. 311 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,060 AREN'T YOU GOING TO WALK ME HOME? 312 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,729 AH, JUST KIDDIN'. 313 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,465 - [LAUGHS] 314 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,872 [DOOR OPENS] 315 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,773 - HEY. - HEY. 316 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,111 HUH? 317 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,660 - MEEP MEEP! 318 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,136 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 319 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,141 [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 320 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,781 [WIND BLOWING] 321 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,991 [WHEEZING] 322 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:10,041 - MEEP MEEP! 323 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,049 MEEP MEEP! 324 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,987 MEEP MEEP! 325 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,065 [CRASH] 326 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,200 - MEEP MEEP! 327 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,093 [CRASH] 328 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,695 - MEEP MEEP! 329 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,239 MEEP MEEP! 330 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,442 - SO NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 331 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,178 YOU FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II. 332 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,446 - YEP. 333 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,048 - HOW OLD ARE YOU? 334 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,116 - I'LL NEVER TELL. 335 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:03,354 - WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME IF YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL? 336 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,157 - [WHISPERING] 337 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,025 - HUH. 338 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,695 I WAS WRONG. 339 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,497 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 340 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,901 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 341 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,824 [STAMMERING] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!