1 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:11,944 - WHEN NORMAL PEOPLE TRAVEL, THEY FLY OR DRIVE, 2 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:13,479 ANYTHING BUT THIS. 3 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,713 IT'S NOT SANITARY. 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,048 - IT'S NOSTALGIC. 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,449 WHY DON'T YOU RELAX? 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:20,119 YOU TURN INTO A REAL MANIAC ON THESE TRIPS. 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,453 - I AM RELAXED. 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,222 I'M MORE RELAXED THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. 9 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,824 - IT'S NOT A COMPETITION. 10 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:30,629 IT'S A VACATION. 11 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,364 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING? 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,033 - I'M FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS. 13 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,467 GPS IS NEVER WRONG. 14 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,102 - I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC. 15 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,437 - HERE WE ARE. 16 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,106 HMM. 17 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,608 - AHH! 18 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,809 CASA DE CALMA. 19 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:47,446 THE FANCIEST SCHMANCIEST RESORT ON EARTH. 20 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:54,653 WHAT, IS "CASA DE CALMA" SPANISH FOR "FALSE ADVERTISING"? 21 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:57,623 - EH, I THINK WE'RE LOST, DOC. 22 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,692 NEVER BUY A GPS FROM A VENDING MACHINE. 23 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:01,627 [SPLASH] 24 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,797 HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR UNCLE? 25 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:12,504 - HEY, DAFFY! IT'S ME, UNCLE--AAH! 26 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,639 UHH! 27 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,874 - I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 28 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,443 LET'S GO. 29 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:24,450 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 30 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,952 - NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. 31 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:04,323 SURFING, SCUBA DIVING, SKY DIVING, ALLIGATOR WRESTLING, 32 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,557 CLIFF JUMPING. 33 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,859 THERE'S SO MANY RISKY ACTIVITIES 34 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,360 THAT REQUIRE SKILLS I DON'T HAVE, 35 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,461 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 36 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,897 WHERE'S ALL YOUR STUFF? 37 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,333 - I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE-- 38 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,969 MARY HIGGINS CLARK AND MY SPF 30. 39 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,104 I'M NOT GONNA LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, 40 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:22,674 I'M GONNA LOUNGE LIKE THERE'S NO TODAY. 41 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,344 - [GIGGLING] 42 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,449 - OOH, LA LA. 43 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,685 IT'S THE FAMOUS STARLET, STARLETT JOHANSSON. 44 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,421 - OOH! SHE'S MINE! YOU HEAR ME? 45 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,756 MINE! MINE! MINE! 46 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,224 I'M THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS LOVED HER. 47 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,592 I'VE SEEN ALL OF HER MOVIES. 48 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:41,960 I'M HER BIGGEST FAN. 49 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,462 WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN? 50 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,402 - PBBLT. 51 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,172 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD LET THAT ONE SLIDE? 52 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,107 YEAH, ME, NEITHER. 53 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,047 - IF THERE'S ONE THING WOMEN LOVE, 54 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,483 IT'S A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO SHOW OFF. 55 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,386 AND SNORE. AND CHEW WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN. 56 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,955 THAT MAKES ME A TRIPLE THREAT. 57 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:16,995 BEHOLD MASCULINITY PERSONIFIED. 58 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,603 OH! 59 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,773 AAH! 60 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,810 - AAH! 61 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,012 UGH! 62 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,617 - [COUGHS] 63 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,557 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 64 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,737 - I SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THE HIGH DIVE. 65 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,907 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ALWAYS START WITH THE HIGH DIVE. 66 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,579 [GASPS] 67 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,615 NICE TRY, RABBIT. 68 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:13,719 BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SWOOP IN AND STEAL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, 69 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,921 WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT, 70 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,222 THEN YOU ARE WRONG. 71 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,857 R-O-N-G! 72 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,459 WRONG! 73 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:26,031 - AHH. THIS IS HEAVEN. 74 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,799 WAIT A SECOND. 75 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,269 [AIR HISSES] 76 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,137 - THIS IS HEAVEN. 77 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,308 - OH! 78 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,909 OHH! 79 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,745 - CARROT COLADA? 80 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,086 [WATER BUBBLES] 81 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,055 - [GIGGLES] 82 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,356 OH, STOP. 83 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,358 [LAUGHTER] 84 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,560 - I SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH A PLATFORM. 85 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,062 FIRST RULE OF CHARMING A WOMAN-- 86 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,931 ALWAYS DIVE FROM THE HIGHEST POINT POSSIBLE. 87 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:08,540 SECOND RULE-- DO NOT [GULP] PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH. 88 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,742 [SATELLITE BEEPING] 89 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,980 - [GULPS, BLABBERING] 90 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,284 SWAN POSITION. 91 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,286 INTO DOUBLE GAINER. 92 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,689 INTO REVERSE TRIPLE GAINER. 93 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,957 JACKSON'S PIPE. 94 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,293 THIS IS THE GREATEST DIVE EVER DONE. 95 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,195 ASSUME ENTRY POSITION. 96 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,097 AND NAILED IT! 97 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,268 - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 98 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:38,570 NOT A SINGLE SPLASH. 99 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,807 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER? 100 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:45,143 - OH, IS THAT WHAT THIS DOES? 101 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,113 - [GIGGLES] 102 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,288 - UHH. UNH! 103 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,798 - WANT TO PLAY A ROUND OF GOLF? 104 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,734 - YOU MEAN THE WORLD'S MOST BORING GAME? 105 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,136 NO THANKS, GRANDPA. 106 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,544 WANNA PLAY A ROUND OF GOLF? 107 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,413 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS BORING. 108 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,448 - BORING? IT'S NOT BORING. 109 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,317 IT'S THE SPORT OF KINGS. 110 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,451 - THAT'S TENNIS. 111 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,253 - IT'S AMERICA'S PAST TIME. 112 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,588 - THAT'S BASEBALL. 113 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,456 - IT'S THE CITY BY THE BAY. 114 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,058 - THAT'S SAN FRANCISCO. 115 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:37,596 - YOU SAY POTATO, I SAY-- WELL, I SAY POTATO, TOO. 116 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,064 DOES ANYONE SAY "POT-AH-TO"? 117 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,099 I MEAN, REALLY, WHO SAYS THAT? 118 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,934 NAME ONE PERSON WHO SAYS "POT-AH-TO." 119 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,870 YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE NO ONE SAYS IT. 120 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,805 NO ONE ON EARTH SAYS "POT-AH-TO." 121 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,774 SO THIS IS A MUTE POINT. 122 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,609 - IT'S MOOT. 123 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,078 - YOU SAY POTATO, I SAY POT-AH-TO. 124 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,390 UGH. 125 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,396 MMM. 126 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,398 JUST HIT THE DARN BALL! 127 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,533 - DO YOU MIND? 128 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,768 YOU'RE RUINING MY CONCENTRATION. 129 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,772 - HURRY UP AND CONCENTRATE. 130 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,108 WHY AREN'T YOU CONCENTRATING? 131 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,543 CONCENTRATE! 132 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,344 OH, FORGET IT! 133 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:27,646 GREAT SHOT. LET'S GO. 134 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,713 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOT? 135 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,415 - FROM HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY? 136 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,290 - [GIGGLING] 137 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,991 OH. HEH. 138 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,730 [ENGINE REVVING] - OH! 139 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,900 DAFFY, WHAT WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 140 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:52,003 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 141 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,977 SAND? WHAT'S SAND DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOLF COURSE? 142 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,645 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF TRAP. 143 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,247 [ENGINE REVVING] 144 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,882 - MORE LOUNGING AROUND? 145 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,751 IS THAT WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW? 146 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,055 - WHAT DO YOU NEED? 147 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,423 THIS? 148 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:16,228 - I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD FROM OUR HONEYMOON! 149 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,067 - HE WAS A GOOD MAN. 150 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,569 EH, WHO AM I KIDDING? HE WAS A MAN. 151 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,205 WHO AM I KIDDING? HE WAS A DUCK. 152 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,308 - [GASPING] 153 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,612 WHAT'S WATER DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOLF COURSE? 154 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,114 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF HAZARD. 155 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,187 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET HER? 156 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:46,224 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF-- 157 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,160 - I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD FROM OUR HONEYMOON. 158 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,228 YOO-HOO. 159 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,163 MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 160 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,199 I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY PARTNER. 161 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,001 - [GIGGLES] 162 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,469 OHH. 163 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,749 - AHH, A CASTLE FIT FOR A KING. 164 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,420 - HA! SAND CASTLES? 165 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,857 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS WHAT'S HER NAME WITH SAND CASTLES? 166 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,158 HA. KID STUFF. 167 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,794 - HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TALKED TO A GIRL? 168 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,696 - WHY BOTHER? TALK IS CHEAP. 169 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,064 LADIES LOVE ACTION. 170 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,499 THE BIGGER AND DUMBER THE BETTER. 171 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:30,802 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TAKING ME PARASAILING. 172 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,838 DON'T GO TOO FAST OR TOO SLOW. 173 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,310 AAH! 174 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,280 ARE YOU NUTS? 175 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,848 - SORRY, MY MISTAKE. 176 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,585 THEY SHOULD REALLY LABEL THESE BUTTONS MORE CLEARLY. 177 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,587 I'LL TRY ANOTHER ONE. 178 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,854 - AAH! 179 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,923 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 180 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,296 UHH! UHH! AAH! 181 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,703 WOW, I'M FLYING. 182 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,371 I'M LIKE A BIRD. 183 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,806 WAIT, I AM A BIRD. 184 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,575 I'M LIKE A PLANE. 185 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,614 HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN', WHAT'S...COOKIN', 186 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,215 BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE... 187 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,351 YOU'RE STARING AT SOME LOVE STEW. 188 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,553 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO? 189 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:24,623 I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT AFTER THE BOAT TURNS AROUND. 190 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,957 I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE... 191 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,959 ME A GREAT BIG... 192 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,195 GLASS OF GINGER ALE 'CAUSE I'M... 193 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:34,599 GETTING SICK OF GOING BACK...AND FORTH. 194 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,701 BLAH! 195 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,803 WAH! 196 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,438 YEECH! 197 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,140 UGH. 198 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,209 COME ON, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, 199 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,878 POINT YOUR LOOKING BALLS AT YOUR FUTURE EX-HUSBAND. 200 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,280 YOU DUMB FAMOUS ACTRESS! 201 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,261 UHH! 202 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,796 [GROANS] 203 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,197 GAH! 204 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,740 - [CRACKS NECK] 205 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:19,477 - OK, I'M READY TO GET DOWN NOW. 206 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,679 - WHAT'S THAT? 207 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,280 YOU WANT A PET CLOWN? 208 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,716 YOU'RE KIND OF OLD FOR CLOWNS AREN'T YOU, DOC? 209 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,217 - I WANT TO GET DOWN! 210 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,487 - SORRY, DOC, YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP. 211 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,090 - PUT ME ON THE BEACH! 212 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,626 - WELL, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 213 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,230 - AAH! 214 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,002 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 215 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,509 - EH, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY PAPARAZZI. 216 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,983 [CAMERA CLICKS] 217 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:12,630 - ♪ DOWN IN JUAREZ, MEXICO 218 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:16,301 ♪ IN A SMALL ADOBE HOUSE 219 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:20,038 ♪ ROSALITA GONZALEZ GAVE BIRTH 220 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,441 ♪ TO A HANDSOME LITTLE MOUSE 221 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:27,178 - ♪ THE WHOLE TOWN CAME TO CELEBRATE ♪ 222 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:31,049 ♪ THE BABY BEING BORN 223 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,652 - ♪ BUT WHEN THEY GOT BACK HOME THEY FOUND ♪ 224 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,522 ♪ THAT ALL THE CHEESE WAS 225 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,391 - ♪ GONE 226 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,461 - ♪ YOU WILL ONLY HEAR THE BREEZE ♪ 227 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,530 ♪ WHEN HE COMES TO STEAL YOUR CHEESE ♪ 228 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,398 - ♪ QUESO BANDITO 229 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,200 - AHA! 230 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,202 - ♪ HE'LL SET FIRE TO THE STREET ♪ 231 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,204 ♪ WITH HIS TINY MOUSY FEET ♪ 232 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,206 ♪ TO THE MARIACHI BEAT 233 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,943 - ♪ QUESO BANDITO 234 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,979 - ♪ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHEESE UNATTENDED ♪ 235 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,680 ♪ CHEDDAR, MONTEREY JACK, OR BLENDED ♪ 236 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,549 ♪ I WILL SNEAK INSIDE OF YOUR PUEBLO ♪ 237 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,417 ♪ RELIEVE YOU OF ALL YOUR MANCHEGO ♪ 238 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,419 - ♪ CAREFUL NOT TO TAKE A SIESTA ♪ 239 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,488 ♪ YOU WILL HAVE NO CHEESE 240 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,324 ♪ FOR FIESTA 241 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,392 - [CHEERING] 242 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,294 - ♪ ALWAYS CHASED BY THE FEDERALES ♪ 243 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,029 ♪ BUT THEY ATE TOO MANY TAMALES ♪ 244 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,031 - ♪ THEY CAN'T CATCH ME IF THEY TRY ♪ 245 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:26,638 - ♪ HELL OUTRUN THEM EVERY TIME ♪ 246 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,776 ♪ QUESO BANDITO 247 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,244 - AHA! 248 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,322 [SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYING] 249 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,759 - THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A FUN VACATION ACTIVITY? 250 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,060 DOING NOTHING? 251 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,862 - IT'S NOT JUST DOING NOTHIN'. 252 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:55,266 IT'S DOING NOTHIN' WITH NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. 253 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,673 - YOU GONNA EAT YOUR SALAD? 254 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,178 WOW, LOOK! 255 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,647 IT'S THAT LADY I'M IN LOVE WITH! 256 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,455 [HEART THUMPING] 257 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,525 MAYBE A BEAUTY DAY IS JUST WHAT I NEED. 258 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,926 - BEAUTY DAY? 259 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:25,129 YOU NEED A MONTH JUST FOR YOUR EYEBROWS. 260 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,435 [BOTH SIGH] 261 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,677 - JOE? I DON'T WANT A MASSAGE FROM JOE. 262 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,080 YOU TAKE HIM. OFF YOU GO. 263 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,549 I WANT LESLIE. 264 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,219 YOU MUST BE LESLIE. 265 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,888 - [STRAINING] 266 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,689 - NO, I'M JOSEPHINE. 267 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,491 JOE FOR SHORT. 268 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,695 - WELL, THEN WHO'S LESLIE? 269 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,634 - I'M LESLIE. WHERE DO YOU HOLD YOUR STRESS? 270 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:06,037 - [GRUNTING] 271 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,773 - YOU'RE LIKE ONE BIG KNOT. 272 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,645 - OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 273 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,584 [GRUNTING] 274 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,120 - [SIGHS] 275 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,189 - [GRUNTING] 276 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,393 - [GROANING] - [SIGHING] 277 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,670 - [GROANS, GROWLS] 278 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,842 - [SIGHS] 279 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,212 THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN DOING NOTHING TO NEW AGE MUSIC 280 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,682 IS DOING NOTHING TO NEW AGE MUSIC 281 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,084 IN A 160-DEGREE SAUNA. 282 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,953 - IT'S NOT HOT ENOUGH. 283 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,088 MY BACK IS KILLING ME. 284 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,257 PUT MORE HEAT ON! 285 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,159 - WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD? 286 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,961 - I'M DYIN'! 287 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,295 - SORRY. 288 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,664 THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS "PLEASE." 289 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,300 I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "SHAZAM." 290 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,102 - [GROWLS] GIVE ME THAT. 291 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,639 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF. 292 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,511 [COALS SIZZLING] 293 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,647 - UNH! 294 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,520 EUREKA! I'M CURED! 295 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,658 ACK. 296 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,733 - GOTTA HAND IT TO THOSE MINERALS. 297 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,534 I LOOK LIKE A KID AGAIN. 298 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,805 CHECK OUT THAT TAIL. 299 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,474 LIKE COTTON CANDY. 300 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,543 WELL, TIME'S UP, DOC. YOU BETTER GET OUT. 301 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,212 - OH, NO. 302 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,080 I'M GONNA SOAK IN THESE MINERALS 303 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,615 UNTIL I'M SO YOUNG AND CUTE, 304 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,484 WHAT'S-HER-FACE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE 305 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,919 BUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. 306 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,757 - SUIT YOURSELF. 307 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,406 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 308 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,744 - THE BUTLER'S BUTLER DID IT, HUH? 309 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,747 MARY HIGGINS CLARK, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 310 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,817 [GASPS] I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING! 311 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,386 [GASPS] 312 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,122 - DO I LOOK YOUNGER? 313 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,625 - ♪ LA DA DA DEE 314 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,094 ♪ DA DEE DEE DEE DOO 315 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,096 ♪ LA DA DA DA 316 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,031 ♪ LA DA DA DA DEE 317 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,835 - MM, GOOD LOOKING AND GREAT WITH KIDS? 318 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,703 - AND I COOK, TOO. 319 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,107 - [GIGGLES] 320 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,843 - EVEN YOU WOULDN'T HIT A BABY. 321 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,923 [WIND GUSTING] 322 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,544 [SQUEAKING] 323 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,819 - BEEP! BEEP! 324 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,807 [WHOOSH] 325 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,410 [WHOOSH] 326 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,419 [THUD] 327 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,960 [WHOOSH] 328 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,996 [WHOOSH] 329 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,886 [TIRES SQUEAL] 330 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,154 [THUD] 331 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,634 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 332 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,147 - "PLEASE TAKE CARE OF ME." 333 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,849 [GASPS] MAMA! 334 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,453 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED! 335 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,855 - AW, AIN'T HE PRECIOUS? 336 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,857 GIVE HIM HERE SO'S I CAN HUG HIM. 337 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,127 - BUT I WANT TO HUG HIM. I FOUND HIM. 338 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,862 OH, YOU CUTIE... 339 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,666 - [EXHALES] 340 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,469 THEY GET A BABY... 341 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,404 AND I GET A BABE. 342 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,473 - [GIGGLING] 343 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:24,348 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 344 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,752 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 345 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,173 - TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!