1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,503 - WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,305 - OPRAH! - GEORGE WASHINGTON. 3 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,439 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,608 - WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ALASKA? 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,277 - NEW YORK! - JUNEAU. 6 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,913 - HOW MANY SIDES ARE ON A TRIANGLE? 7 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,915 - 8! NO, 4! NO, 8! 8 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,050 - 3. [DINGS] 9 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:21,053 - NAME AN INGREDIENT IN SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS. 10 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,788 - ORANGES! - MEATBALLS. 11 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:25,858 - YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! 12 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,260 - YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH-- [CHEERING] 13 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,330 - HOW IS IT THAT THAT DUMMY WON A MILLION DOLLARS 14 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,731 AND I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING? 15 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,134 - OH, I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,469 - IT'D BETTER BE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP 17 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,638 A BITTER, JEALOUS PERSON. 18 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:43,409 SAY, I SHOULD GO ON A GAME SHOW! 19 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,677 - WHAT GAME SHOW ARE YOU QUALIFIED FOR? 20 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,013 - UH, "WHEEL OF WORDS"? 21 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,681 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL. 22 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,150 - HOW ABOUT "PRICE IS CORRECT"? 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,153 - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS PACK OF GUM SELLS FOR? 24 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,688 - $33,000? 25 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,490 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. [CLICKS] 26 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,493 - STAY TUNED FOR THE NEW GAME SHOW "BESTIES," 27 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:06,298 WHERE KNOWING ALL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND LEADS TO BIG PRIZES. 28 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,434 - [GASPS] WE SHOULD GO ON THAT. 29 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:09,968 WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 30 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,337 WE KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER. 31 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,872 - I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, 32 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,608 BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA, DAFFY DUCK. 33 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,811 - WHY, THANK YOU, BUGS... 34 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,345 UH... 35 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:23,615 I WANT TO SAY, UH, BADA-BLING? 36 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,903 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 37 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,809 [DISTANT DOG BARKING] 38 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:57,916 - I DID IT! I GOT US ON TOMORROW'S EPISODE OF "BESTIES!" 39 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,384 - HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? 40 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:02,087 - THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME. 41 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,956 BUT YOU BETTER KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE! 42 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,658 - I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT ME. 43 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,660 - I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 44 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,929 HIT ME WITH SOME QUESTIONS. GO AHEAD. 45 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,165 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 46 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,099 - PASS. 47 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,868 - WHAT TIME DO I GO TO BED AT NIGHT? 48 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:18,003 - PASS. GIVE ME SOMETHING EASY. 49 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,072 - FINE. WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY? 50 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:23,342 - JANU... 51 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,077 FEBR... 52 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:27,346 SEPTEM... 53 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:30,816 DECEMBER... 54 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,351 JUL-- 55 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,886 JULY! JULY FIRST. 56 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:36,622 JULY SECOND. JULY THIRD. JULY FOURTH. 57 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,490 FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! NINTH! TENTH! 58 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,160 - 27th. - JULY 27th! 59 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:47,166 WELL, HAPPY EXTREMELY BELATED BIRTHDAY, 60 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,767 OR... [WHIRRING] 61 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,770 - HAPPY EXTREMELY EARLY BIRTHDAY. 62 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,072 [SCREAMS] - HEY, SPEEDY. 63 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,140 - HOLA, BUGS. 64 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,876 - YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF THE RAT PROBLEM. 65 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:01,213 - I'M NOT A RAT. I'M A MOUSE. 66 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,549 [DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS] 67 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,484 - YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 68 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:09,421 I BET IF YOU LOOK "SELF-ABSORBED" UP IN THE DICTIONARY, 69 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,822 YOU'D FIND YOUR PICTURE. 70 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,691 - MY PICTURE'S IN THE DICTIONARY? 71 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,693 IS IT A GOOD ONE? WHAT AM I WEARING? 72 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,496 DOES MY BEAK LOOK BIG? 73 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,164 AHA. GOTCHA! 74 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,735 - THIS IS HOPELESS. 75 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,537 - DON'T GET MAD AT ME. 76 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,072 THOSE QUESTIONS WERE IMPOSSIBLE. 77 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,474 I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS. 78 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,476 - YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 17th. 79 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,478 YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS DUSTY ROSE, 80 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,480 AND YOU GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT AT 10:00 81 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:36,882 EXCEPT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, 82 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,418 WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT 8:30 BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, 83 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,754 "NEW YEAR'S IS A HOLIDAY INVENTED BY THE MEDIA." 84 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,756 - IT IS! - FORGET IT. 85 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,292 FIND A DIFFERENT BEST FRIEND TO GO ON THAT SHOW. 86 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,094 - BUT I NEED YOU! 87 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,830 I PRIZE PRIZES ABOVE ALL ELSE. 88 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,299 THIS IS MY SHOT AT FINALLY WINNING SOMETHING. 89 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,901 I'LL DO ANYTHING! 90 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,637 - EVEN IF IT MEANS FOCUSING ON SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF 91 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,239 FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES? 92 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,707 - THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 93 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,009 BUT I'LL DO IT. 94 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,877 - [NEW ENGLAND ACCENT] WELL, DAFFY, 95 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,580 YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF, 96 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,250 BUT LEAVE US TURN BACK THE CLOCK. 97 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,518 IT WAS ON THE EAST SIDE OF NEW YORK 98 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,589 WHERE ME PARENTS RESIDED AMIDST HUMBLE SURROUNDINGS. 99 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,858 - [SNORING] 100 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,462 - [NORMAL VOICE] DID I SAY NEW YORK? 101 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,064 I MEANT THE PLANET KRYPTON. 102 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,532 - [GRUNTS] 103 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,603 - ANYWHO, MY PARENTS KNEW THAT OUR PLANET WAS DOOMED. 104 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,873 [ORCHESTRA PERFORMING "SUPERMAN THEME"] 105 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,981 - SO MY FATHER, JOR-EL... 106 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,983 BUILT THIS SPACESHIP. 107 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:50,322 - HIS DENSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE WILL MAKE HIM STRONG. 108 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,324 HE'LL BE FAST-- 109 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,393 VIRTUALLY INVULNERABLE, 110 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:58,730 AND HE'LL SAY "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" INDISCRIMINATELY, 111 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:02,534 WHETHER HE'S SPEAKING TO A DOCTOR OR NOT. 112 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,437 YOU WILL TRAVEL FAR, MY LITTLE BUGS. 113 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,974 BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 114 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,752 - YOU'RE FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON? 115 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,621 - NO, YOU MAROON! 116 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,623 THAT'S THE STORY OF SUPERMAN. 117 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,158 - WHO IS SUPERMAN? 118 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,894 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I HITCHED MY WAGON TO YOU. 119 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,629 - YOU HAVE A WAGON? 120 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,497 - DAFFY! CONCENTRATE! 121 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:38,036 ON ME! - OH! SORRY, SUPERMAN. 122 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:42,441 - [GROANS] THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. 123 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,649 - AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST, 124 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,517 CHUCK BEROST! 125 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,652 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 126 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,053 - HEY, THANKS, EVERYBODY! 127 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,655 LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 128 00:05:56,657 --> 00:06:00,292 FIRST UP, BUGS BUNNY AND DAFFY DUCK. 129 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:01,293 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 130 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:02,961 - IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE, CHUCK. 131 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,329 I'M A BIG FAN. 132 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,765 - TELL ME, HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH OTHER? 133 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,167 - 17 YEARS. - 5 YEARS. 134 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:12,037 - LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO BETTER GET ON THE SAME PAGE. 135 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,273 [LAUGHTER] AND NOW, LET'S MEET YOUR CHALLENGERS. 136 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,508 - HELLO. - HELLO. 137 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,809 - OH, I'M SORRY. AFTER YOU. 138 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,678 - OH, NO, AFTER YOU. - NO, AFTER YOU. I INSIST. 139 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,813 - I INSIST MORE. - I HAVE AN IDEA. 140 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,648 - OH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD IDEAS. 141 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,217 I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HEAR. 142 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,285 - WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. 143 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,154 - OH, GOODY. - MY IDEA IS THAT 144 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,022 WE BOTH SPEAK SIMULTANEOUSLY. 145 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,357 - WONDERFUL IDEA! 146 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,558 Both: HELLO. 147 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,897 - BUGS AND DAFFY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME STIFF COMPETITION. 148 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,432 - OK. HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION. 149 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:44,069 WHAT IS YOUR ROOMMATE'S FAVORITE VEGETABLE? 150 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,271 - YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE. 151 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,609 HMM. I'M GOING TO GO WITH BEETS, CHUCK. 152 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:51,877 [BUZZER] - OHH! 153 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,946 - UH-OH. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS CARROTS. 154 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,083 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 155 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,486 - [LAUGHTER] 156 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,621 - CHALLENGERS? 157 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,156 - YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? 158 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,091 WELL, I KNOW HE LOVES CAULIFLOWER. 159 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,093 - GUILTY! I DO LOVE CAULIFLOWER. 160 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,228 - BUT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ASK FOR SECONDS 161 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,497 WHEN I MAKE SWEET POTATOES. [INDISTINCT] 162 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,033 - YOU MUST TRY HIS SWEET POTATOES. THEY ARE DIVINE. 163 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,436 - BUT IF I HAD TO PICK HIS FAVORITE VEGETABLE, 164 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:20,906 I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PUREED BUTTERNUT SQUASH IN A BALSAMIC REDUCTION 165 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,575 WITH JUST A HINT OF CLOVER. 166 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,544 - THAT'S CORRECT! 167 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,078 [APPLAUSE] [DINGS] 168 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,080 - I KNEW YOU'D GET THAT RIGHT! 169 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,550 - WELL, I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW I'D GET THAT RIGHT! 170 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,686 [LAUGHTER] 171 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,954 - NEXT QUESTION. 172 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,623 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MIDDLE NAME? 173 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:42,027 - [GIGGLES] THAT'S AN EASY ONE. SHELDON. 174 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,495 [BUZZER] - AWW! 175 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,897 [LAUGHTER] 176 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,499 - ARMANDO? 177 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,435 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 178 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,703 - [LAUGHTER] 179 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,006 - BUGS AND DAFFY, YOU'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO. 180 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,409 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE AFTER THE BREAK. 181 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,779 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 182 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,315 - DAFFY, YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS SHELDON. 183 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:07,752 - THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT ARMANDO SOUNDS COOLER. 184 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,154 - WELL, DO YOU WANT TO SOUND COOL, 185 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,755 OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN? 186 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:13,024 - I WANT TO WIN! [GULPS] 187 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,826 - WELL, THEN, WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY. 188 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,630 IN THE NEXT ROUND, WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, SAY THE OPPOSITE. 189 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,765 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 190 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:24,336 I MEAN, THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA. 191 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,270 [CLICKS] 192 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,405 - HELLO, COMPETITORS. - HELLO! 193 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,907 - WE WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK. 194 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,041 - THANKS. 195 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,543 - DON'T YOU WANT TO WISH US LUCK? 196 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,611 - NOT PARTICULARLY. 197 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,280 - I'LL WISH YOU LUCK. - WHY, THANK YOU. 198 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,282 AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL. 199 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,884 - [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 200 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,619 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 201 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,021 - WELCOME BACK TO "BESTIES," 202 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,757 THE SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS. 203 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,659 - REMEMBER, SAY THE OPPOSITE. 204 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,027 [CLICKS] 205 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,364 - TELL ME, WHO DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND MOST ADMIRE? 206 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:56,434 - I WANT TO SAY ME, BUT I GUESS I'LL GO WITH... 207 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,569 GROUCHO MARX? 208 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,837 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 209 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,506 - THAT'S CORRECT! 210 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:05,510 - I WAS GOING TO SAY "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY," 211 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,713 BUT INSTEAD, I'LL SAY "THANKSGIVING"? 212 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,315 [DINGS] - CORRECT! 213 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,983 [APPLAUSE] 214 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,119 - EVERYTHING IN ME IS SAYING ROCKABILLY, 215 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,854 BUT I'LL GO WITH SMOOTH JAZZ. 216 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,455 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 217 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,990 - CORRECT! 218 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,259 [CHEERS] 219 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,529 - MY GUT SAYS CHOCOLATE MILK, 220 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,598 BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH AUSTRALIA. 221 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,000 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 222 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,869 - CORRECT! 223 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,137 - [CHEERS] 224 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:36,241 - THIS FINAL QUESTION IS WORTH 300 POINTS. 225 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:40,512 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S CATCH PHRASE? 226 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,747 - IF FRIENDS WERE FLOWERS, I'D PICK YOU? 227 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,282 [BUZZER] - OHH! 228 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,285 - NO, NO. IT'S "LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU." 229 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,219 - AWW. 230 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:52,757 - UH-OH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 231 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,293 [LAUGHTER] - OOH! FEATHERS! 232 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,562 - OH, WHAT FUN! IT'S LIKE A PILLOW FIGHT! 233 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,031 - [LAUGHING AND TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 234 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:05,003 - BUGS AND DAFFY, NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN. 235 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,006 DAFFY, WHAT IS BUGS BUNNY'S CATCHPHRASE? 236 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,342 - HMM. THINK. CATCHPHRASE. 237 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:13,211 - REALLY? I SAY IT ALL THE TIME. 238 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,080 - I KNOW THIS. I KNOW THIS. 239 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,482 - IT'S SORT OF MY GO-TO PHRASE. 240 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,084 - IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 241 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,486 - IT'S IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 242 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,556 I SAY IT WITH A LOT OF SARCASM. 243 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,224 EHH... 244 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,093 - I DON'T DO MONDAYS! 245 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,030 - AWW! - OOH, I'M SORRY! 246 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:35,934 WE WERE LOOKING FOR "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" 247 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,403 AND... SAY IT WITH ME. 248 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,072 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 249 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,908 - [SCATTERED MURMURING] 250 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,477 [CHEERING AND LAUGHTER] 251 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,413 - THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUR WINNERS! 252 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,882 GENE, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON! 253 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,285 - A FABULOUS CRUISE! 254 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,288 - A CRUISE? [LAUGHS] HOW EXCITING! 255 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,891 WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON A CRUISE! 256 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,326 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS] 257 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,595 - THAT'S YOUR CATCHPHRASE? "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" 258 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,197 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY DOCTORS. 259 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,932 [THUMPING] - OW! OOH! 260 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,234 WHO'S DOING THAT? 261 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,503 OW! OOF! OH! [GRUNTING] 262 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,247 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 263 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:30,522 - ♪ I WORK SO VERY HARD ALL DAY LONG ♪ 264 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:35,126 ♪ I START TO DREAM OF YOU BEFORE I GET HOME ♪ 265 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,263 ♪ GRILLED CHEESE 266 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,432 ♪ I HOPE YOU'RE READY 267 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,333 ♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A DATE 268 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,203 ♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME ♪ 269 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,739 ♪ AND PUT YOU ON MY PLATE ♪ 270 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,275 ♪ GRILLED CHEESE 271 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,144 ♪ SANDWICH 272 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,914 ♪ THE BUTTER WILL START MELTING ♪ 273 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,316 ♪ WHEN I LIGHT THE FLAME 274 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,318 ♪ 'CAUSE THE BUTTER AND THE CHEESE ♪ 275 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,921 ♪ ARE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME ♪ 276 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,790 ♪ IT'S CALLED MELTING 277 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,826 ♪ ON THE BREAD 278 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,695 ♪ DON'T NEED A BURGER, DON'T NEED NO SHAKE ♪ 279 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,098 ♪ I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IF YOU OFFER ME CAKE ♪ 280 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,700 ♪ DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS ♪ 281 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,969 ♪ IF YOU MAKE ME A STEAK, I'LL JUST THROW IT OUT ♪ 282 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,971 ♪ I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE - ♪ GRILLED CHEESE 283 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,107 - ♪ NOT A BLT - ♪ GRILLED CHEESE 284 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,775 - ♪ ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 285 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,178 - ♪ GRILLED CHEESE - ♪ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER ♪ 286 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,047 ♪ I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ♪ 287 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,249 ♪ GRILLED, GRILLED, GRILLED ♪ 288 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,118 ♪ GRILLED CHEESE 289 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,520 ♪ IF YOU PLEASE 290 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,700 - "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" TERRIBLE. 291 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,535 JUST THE WORLD'S WORST CATCHPHRASE. 292 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,004 AND I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER SAYING IT. SAY IT. 293 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,606 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 294 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,941 - NOPE. DOESN'T RING A BELL. 295 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,578 BUT IT SURE COST US THE GAME. 296 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,582 - WHAT COST US THE GAME WAS GOING ON A GAME SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS 297 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,519 WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE NOT. 298 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,654 - YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND? 299 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,056 WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU? 300 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,058 BECAUSE I NEVER ASK ANY QUESTIONS 301 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,593 OR SHOW ANY INTEREST IN YOU? 302 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,328 BECAUSE I TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED? 303 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:21,633 BECAUSE IF IT IS, THAT'S AWFULLY PETTY OF YOU. 304 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:25,370 - MY BEST FRIEND WOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT I LIKE CARROTS. 305 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,372 HE WOULD MOST LIKELY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY, 306 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,708 AND HE WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW MY LAST NAME. 307 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,177 AND FOR THE RECORD, 308 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,580 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE WON A CRUISE. 309 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,983 AND THAT IS WHAT'S UP, DOC. 310 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:43,855 - THAT STILL DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 311 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,563 [BIRDS SINGING AND DISTANT DOG BARKING] 312 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,501 - WELL. IF HE'S NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME, 313 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,571 I GUESS I'LL JUST LET MYSELF OUT. 314 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,316 OH. SO I GUESS I ALSO HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST? 315 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:17,455 I GUESS I HAVE TO PEEL MY OWN BANANA, TOO. 316 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,924 - HEY, THAT'S MY BANANA! - [GASPS] A RAT! 317 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,060 - FOR THE LAST TIME, MAN, I'M A MOUSE! 318 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,561 - BUGS, HELP! 319 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,996 - WHY SHOULD HE HELP YOU? 320 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,031 YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM ON THAT GAME SHOW LAST NIGHT. 321 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,400 YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK YOU'D SHOW SEÑOR BUNNY A LITTLE MORE RESPECT, 322 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,202 CONSIDERING HE LETS YOU LIVE HERE. 323 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,737 - I DON'T LIVE HERE. 324 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,873 I'M JUST CRASHING HERE UNTIL I GET BACK ON MY FEET. 325 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,076 - FYI, WHEN YOU CRASH SOMEWHERE FOR 5 YEARS, 326 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,611 YOU LIVE THERE. ALL RIGHT? 327 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,146 YOU'RE NOT A BEST FRIEND. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 328 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,715 - WHY AM I A TERRIBLE FRIEND? 329 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,917 - LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. 330 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,852 [CHOMPS] 331 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,989 HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE BESIDES SEÑOR BUNNY? 332 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,191 - WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU? 333 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,859 - I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. - OK, THEN. 334 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,728 THERE'S THAT GUY THAT COMES OVER ONCE A WEEK, 335 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,329 AND WE HANG OUT BY THE POOL. 336 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,132 I THINK HIS NAME IS FONG OR TRANG. 337 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,736 - ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WHO COMES TO CLEAN THE POOL? [INDISTINCT] 338 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,237 YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF, MAN. 339 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,805 SEÑOR BUNNY IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND. 340 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,974 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, SOON, YOU'LL HAVE NO FRIENDS. 341 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,710 - WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? - I'LL TELL YOU WHO-- 342 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,847 SOMEONE WITH NO GIRLFRIEND, NO JOB, NO CREDIT, 343 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,849 NO HOBBIES, NO SOCIAL SKILLS... 344 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,985 - WAIT. I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THAT. DANIEL? 345 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,054 - NO, IDIOT. YOU. 346 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,257 YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT SEÑOR BUNNY. 347 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,659 - THEN WHAT DO I DO? 348 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,527 - YOU GOT TO TRY HARDER TO BE HIS FRIEND. 349 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,130 - LIKE, HOW MUCH HARDER? TWO PERCENT? 350 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,065 - MORE. - FIVE PERCENT? 351 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,067 - MORE. - SEVEN PERCENT? 352 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,936 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 353 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,404 - 100%. 354 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,407 - WHAT? NO ONE CAN GIVE 100! 355 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,475 IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! 356 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,277 - YOU GOT TO DIG DEEP. 357 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,347 YOU GOT TO GO TO THE PLACE INSIDE YOU WHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN. 358 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,815 - MY SOUL? 359 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,685 - YOU NEED TO HAVE A SOUL IN ORDER TO GO THERE. 360 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,420 NO, NO, NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT IN HERE. 361 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,422 NOW, TRY. 362 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,823 - [GASPS] 363 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,358 [GRUNTS] 364 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,093 UGH. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT? 365 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,695 - NO. LOOK AT ME. 366 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:07,365 YOU CAN DO THIS. NOW, TRY. 367 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,500 - [GASPS AND GRUNTS] - HARDER! 368 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,636 - [GRUNTING CONTINUES] 369 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,539 IT HURTS! - HARDER! 370 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,308 - I'M DYING! 371 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,244 - NO! YOU'RE TRYING! 372 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,448 - [GRUNTING] 373 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:30,488 I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST BEST FRIEND 374 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,826 THAT ANY BEST FRIEND HAS EVER HAD! 375 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,296 [LAUGHING] 376 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,564 - UH-OH. 377 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,134 - YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW, BEST FRIEND. 378 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,435 - HUH? [FOGHORN] 379 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,171 - GUESS WHAT? I GOT YOU THE CRUISE YOU WANTED! 380 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,840 - THE ONE FROM THE GAME SHOW? 381 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,842 - SURPRISED? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 382 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,578 IT'S JUST WHAT ONE BEST FRIEND WOULD DO FOR ANOTHER BEST FRIEND. 383 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,115 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] [SEA GULLS CRYING] 384 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,391 - WHO KNEW CRUISING COULD BE SO MUCH FUN? 385 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,327 - I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FUN. 386 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,196 - HEY, DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN? 387 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,998 - HMM! INTERESTING QUESTION. 388 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,933 I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 389 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,536 - OH? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? - KEEP HAVING FUN! 390 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,204 - [BOTH LAUGH] - GAME'S OVER. 391 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,306 YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE COURT LONG ENOUGH. 392 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,976 - OH, HELLO! - FANCY MEETING YOU HERE! 393 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,979 - MOVE IT ALONG, GOPHERS. IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S TURN. 394 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:32,250 HEY, BUGSY, OLD PAL. A SHUFFLE BOARD COURT OPENED UP! 395 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,052 - DAFFY, I'M READING. 396 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,454 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD. 397 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,890 - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 398 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,124 [SPLASHES] 399 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,860 - HMMPH! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO ABOUT THAT. 400 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,595 - LIMBO CONTEST ON THE LEADER DECK? 401 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,064 - [BOTH LAUGH] 402 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,132 [METAL SCRAPING] 403 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,405 [DISTANT SEA GULLS CRY] 404 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,674 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 405 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,777 OH, IS THAT JUST YOUR THING? 406 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,947 I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON ANY TOES. 407 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,287 [SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 408 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,125 - SMOOTH JAZZ. I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE. 409 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,127 - DO YOU MIND? 410 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,996 - YOU DONE WITH THAT PAGE? 411 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,998 JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 412 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,334 I'LL FLIP IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 413 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,204 DONE YET? DONE YET? 414 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,338 DONE YET? 415 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,006 AAH! [MUSIC STOPS] 416 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,910 - I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE! 417 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,848 - WHOO-HOO! 418 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,552 - CARROT? 419 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,689 I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE! [GRUNTS] 420 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,793 [TOOTS] - AAH! 421 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,130 - HAPPY 189 DAYS UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY! 422 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,965 [TOOTS] 423 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,435 - I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES. 424 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,103 - OOH! TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 425 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,972 THIS TIME, I PROMISE I'LL LISTEN. 426 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,174 - DAFFY, YOU GOT TO BACK OFF. 427 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,309 - SURE THING. THIS GOOD? 428 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,644 - MORE. - THIS GOOD? 429 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,112 - MORE. - THIS GOOD? 430 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,648 WHOA! [BANGING] 431 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,317 [CRASHES] - YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 432 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,992 - IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE CRUISE? 433 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,127 - OH, INDEED! IT'S OUR FIRST ONE. 434 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,863 - AND I MUST SAY, I'M A FAN OF CRUISING. 435 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,199 - OH, YES. WE'RE CRUISERS NOW. 436 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,535 [METAL GROANS] 437 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,871 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. 438 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,140 [METAL GROANING AND DISHES CLANKING] 439 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,343 - I WASN'T SURE WHAT YOU WANTED, SO I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING. 440 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,145 - [GIGGLES] 441 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:45,149 - GET YOUR OWN BUFFET. THIS ONE'S FOR MY BEST FRIEND. 442 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,852 - [CRYING] 443 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,488 - DAFFY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 444 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,023 [CLINKS] 445 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,158 - I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST 446 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,161 TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THIS SHIP. 447 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:00,198 SIT DOWN, YOU GLORIFIED BUS DRIVER. 448 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,732 AHEM. AHEM. 449 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,734 A RAT ONCE TOLD ME 450 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,170 THAT FRIENDSHIP TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT, 451 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,973 BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP. 452 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,777 I'M INTERESTED IN BEST FRIENDSHIP. 453 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:17,848 AND BEST FRIENDSHIP TAKES A WHOLE LOT MORE. 454 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,586 IT MEANS WAITING ON YOUR BEST FRIEND HAND AND FOOT, 455 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,588 BUYING THEIR AFFECTION. 456 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,858 ROBOTICALLY MEMORIZING EVERY TRIVIAL LITTLE FACT ABOUT THEM. 457 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,994 - IT MEANS SUPPORT THEM ABOVE ALL OTHERS. 458 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,929 - POSSIBLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS. 459 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,732 - ESPECIALLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS. 460 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,134 - BEST FRIENDS HAVE ALL OF THE SAME INTERESTS... 461 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,136 - WHETHER THOSE INTERESTS ARE INTERESTING OR NOT. 462 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,506 - A BEST FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU'D HAPPILY COMMIT A CRIME FOR. 463 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,109 - ANY CRIME! - NO MATTER HOW HEINOUS! 464 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,645 - THE HEINOUSER, THE BETTERER. 465 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:52,316 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THAT'S NOT A BEST FRIEND. THAT'S A STALKER. 466 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,653 DAFFY, I KNOW I SAID YOU WEREN'T MY BEST FRIEND, 467 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,655 BUT AFTER THESE PAST FEW DAYS, 468 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,924 SEEING ALL THE EFFORT YOU'VE PUT IN, 469 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,727 SEEING HOW HARD YOU'VE TRIED, I HAVE TO SAY... 470 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,429 YOU GOT TO STOP TRYING. - WHAT? 471 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,998 - IT'S NOT YOUR THING. 472 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,268 WOULD IT BE NICE IF YOU REMEMBERED THE OCCASIONAL BIRTHDAY 473 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,204 OR FOOD I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO? SURE. 474 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,940 BUT NOT IF IT MEANS WE TURN INTO THOSE GUYS. 475 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,409 - NO OFFENSE. Both: NONE TAKEN. 476 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,013 - DAFFY, YOU'RE A MEAN SPIRITED, SELF-ABSORBED, 477 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,748 DISTURBED LITTLE WEIRDO. 478 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,584 BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 479 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,586 - OOH! [APPLAUSE] 480 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,121 [MURMURING] 481 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:34,592 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, BUGS BADA-BLINGYA. 482 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,994 - EHH. GOOD ENOUGH. 483 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:45,136 [FOGHORN] [SEA GULLS CRYING] 484 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,938 - SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS? 485 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:51,876 - I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I MEMORIZED THE NUMBER. 486 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,146 HEY! I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU! 487 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,015 THEY COULD HAVE ASKED ME THAT ON THE GAME SHOW! 488 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,885 IT'S 9481, 6400, 489 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,954 28-- [GRUNTING] 490 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,223 [MUFFLED TALKING] 491 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:14,198 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 492 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,514 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 493 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,586 [STAMMERS] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!