- WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?
- OPRAH! - GEORGE WASHINGTON.
[DINGS] [APPLAUSE]
- WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ALASKA?
- NEW YORK! - JUNEAU.
- HOW MANY SIDES ARE ON A TRIANGLE?
- 8! NO, 4! NO, 8!
- 3. [DINGS]
- NAME AN INGREDIENT IN SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
- ORANGES! - MEATBALLS.
- YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!
- YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH-- [CHEERING]
- HOW IS IT THAT THAT DUMMY WON A MILLION DOLLARS
AND I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING?
- OH, I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
- IT'D BETTER BE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP
A BITTER, JEALOUS PERSON.
SAY, I SHOULD GO ON A GAME SHOW!
- WHAT GAME SHOW ARE YOU QUALIFIED FOR?
- UH, "WHEEL OF WORDS"?
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL.
- HOW ABOUT "PRICE IS CORRECT"?
- HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS PACK OF GUM SELLS FOR?
- $33,000?
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. [CLICKS]
- STAY TUNED FOR THE NEW GAME SHOW "BESTIES,"
WHERE KNOWING ALL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND LEADS TO BIG PRIZES.
- [GASPS] WE SHOULD GO ON THAT.
WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.
- I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS,
BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA, DAFFY DUCK.
- WHY, THANK YOU, BUGS...
UH...
I WANT TO SAY, UH, BADA-BLING?
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[DISTANT DOG BARKING]
- I DID IT! I GOT US ON TOMORROW'S EPISODE OF "BESTIES!"
- HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?
- THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.
BUT YOU BETTER KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE!
- I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT ME.
- I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HIT ME WITH SOME QUESTIONS. GO AHEAD.
- ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
- PASS.
- WHAT TIME DO I GO TO BED AT NIGHT?
- PASS. GIVE ME SOMETHING EASY.
- FINE. WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY?
- JANU...
FEBR...
SEPTEM...
DECEMBER...
JUL--
JULY! JULY FIRST.
JULY SECOND. JULY THIRD. JULY FOURTH.
FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! NINTH! TENTH!
- 27th. - JULY 27th!
WELL, HAPPY EXTREMELY BELATED BIRTHDAY,
OR... [WHIRRING]
- HAPPY EXTREMELY EARLY BIRTHDAY.
[SCREAMS] - HEY, SPEEDY.
- HOLA, BUGS.
- YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF THE RAT PROBLEM.
- I'M NOT A RAT. I'M A MOUSE.
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]
- YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
I BET IF YOU LOOK "SELF-ABSORBED" UP IN THE DICTIONARY,
YOU'D FIND YOUR PICTURE.
- MY PICTURE'S IN THE DICTIONARY?
IS IT A GOOD ONE? WHAT AM I WEARING?
DOES MY BEAK LOOK BIG?
AHA. GOTCHA!
- THIS IS HOPELESS.
- DON'T GET MAD AT ME.
THOSE QUESTIONS WERE IMPOSSIBLE.
I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS.
- YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 17th.
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS DUSTY ROSE,
AND YOU GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT AT 10:00
EXCEPT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,
WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT 8:30 BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,
"NEW YEAR'S IS A HOLIDAY INVENTED BY THE MEDIA."
- IT IS! - FORGET IT.
FIND A DIFFERENT BEST FRIEND TO GO ON THAT SHOW.
- BUT I NEED YOU!
I PRIZE PRIZES ABOVE ALL ELSE.
THIS IS MY SHOT AT FINALLY WINNING SOMETHING.
I'LL DO ANYTHING!
- EVEN IF IT MEANS FOCUSING ON SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF
FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES?
- THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
BUT I'LL DO IT.
- [NEW ENGLAND ACCENT] WELL, DAFFY,
YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF,
BUT LEAVE US TURN BACK THE CLOCK.
IT WAS ON THE EAST SIDE OF NEW YORK
WHERE ME PARENTS RESIDED AMIDST HUMBLE SURROUNDINGS.
- [SNORING]
- [NORMAL VOICE] DID I SAY NEW YORK?
I MEANT THE PLANET KRYPTON.
- [GRUNTS]
- ANYWHO, MY PARENTS KNEW THAT OUR PLANET WAS DOOMED.
[ORCHESTRA PERFORMING "SUPERMAN THEME"]
- SO MY FATHER, JOR-EL...
BUILT THIS SPACESHIP.
- HIS DENSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE WILL MAKE HIM STRONG.
HE'LL BE FAST--
VIRTUALLY INVULNERABLE,
AND HE'LL SAY "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" INDISCRIMINATELY,
WHETHER HE'S SPEAKING TO A DOCTOR OR NOT.
YOU WILL TRAVEL FAR, MY LITTLE BUGS.
BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
- YOU'RE FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON?
- NO, YOU MAROON!
THAT'S THE STORY OF SUPERMAN.
- WHO IS SUPERMAN?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I HITCHED MY WAGON TO YOU.
- YOU HAVE A WAGON?
- DAFFY! CONCENTRATE!
ON ME! - OH! SORRY, SUPERMAN.
- [GROANS] THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.
- AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST,
CHUCK BEROST!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
- HEY, THANKS, EVERYBODY!
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
FIRST UP, BUGS BUNNY AND DAFFY DUCK.
- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
- IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE, CHUCK.
I'M A BIG FAN.
- TELL ME, HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH OTHER?
- 17 YEARS. - 5 YEARS.
- LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO BETTER GET ON THE SAME PAGE.
[LAUGHTER] AND NOW, LET'S MEET YOUR CHALLENGERS.
- HELLO. - HELLO.
- OH, I'M SORRY. AFTER YOU.
- OH, NO, AFTER YOU. - NO, AFTER YOU. I INSIST.
- I INSIST MORE. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
- OH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD IDEAS.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HEAR.
- WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.
- OH, GOODY. - MY IDEA IS THAT
WE BOTH SPEAK SIMULTANEOUSLY.
- WONDERFUL IDEA!
Both: HELLO.
- BUGS AND DAFFY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME STIFF COMPETITION.
- OK. HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION.
WHAT IS YOUR ROOMMATE'S FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
- YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE.
HMM. I'M GOING TO GO WITH BEETS, CHUCK.
[BUZZER] - OHH!
- UH-OH. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS CARROTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
- [LAUGHTER]
- CHALLENGERS?
- YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
WELL, I KNOW HE LOVES CAULIFLOWER.
- GUILTY! I DO LOVE CAULIFLOWER.
- BUT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ASK FOR SECONDS
WHEN I MAKE SWEET POTATOES. [INDISTINCT]
- YOU MUST TRY HIS SWEET POTATOES. THEY ARE DIVINE.
- BUT IF I HAD TO PICK HIS FAVORITE VEGETABLE,
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PUREED BUTTERNUT SQUASH IN A BALSAMIC REDUCTION
WITH JUST A HINT OF CLOVER.
- THAT'S CORRECT!
[APPLAUSE] [DINGS]
- I KNEW YOU'D GET THAT RIGHT!
- WELL, I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW I'D GET THAT RIGHT!
[LAUGHTER]
- NEXT QUESTION.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MIDDLE NAME?
- [GIGGLES] THAT'S AN EASY ONE. SHELDON.
[BUZZER] - AWW!
[LAUGHTER]
- ARMANDO?
- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
- [LAUGHTER]
- BUGS AND DAFFY, YOU'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE AFTER THE BREAK.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
- DAFFY, YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS SHELDON.
- THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT ARMANDO SOUNDS COOLER.
- WELL, DO YOU WANT TO SOUND COOL,
OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN?
- I WANT TO WIN! [GULPS]
- WELL, THEN, WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY.
IN THE NEXT ROUND, WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, SAY THE OPPOSITE.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
I MEAN, THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA.
[CLICKS]
- HELLO, COMPETITORS. - HELLO!
- WE WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK.
- THANKS.
- DON'T YOU WANT TO WISH US LUCK?
- NOT PARTICULARLY.
- I'LL WISH YOU LUCK. - WHY, THANK YOU.
AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL.
- [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
- WELCOME BACK TO "BESTIES,"
THE SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS.
- REMEMBER, SAY THE OPPOSITE.
[CLICKS]
- TELL ME, WHO DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND MOST ADMIRE?
- I WANT TO SAY ME, BUT I GUESS I'LL GO WITH...
GROUCHO MARX?
[DINGS] [APPLAUSE]
- THAT'S CORRECT!
- I WAS GOING TO SAY "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY,"
BUT INSTEAD, I'LL SAY "THANKSGIVING"?
[DINGS] - CORRECT!
[APPLAUSE]
- EVERYTHING IN ME IS SAYING ROCKABILLY,
BUT I'LL GO WITH SMOOTH JAZZ.
[DINGS] [APPLAUSE]
- CORRECT!
[CHEERS]
- MY GUT SAYS CHOCOLATE MILK,
BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH AUSTRALIA.
[DINGS] [APPLAUSE]
- CORRECT!
- [CHEERS]
- THIS FINAL QUESTION IS WORTH 300 POINTS.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S CATCH PHRASE?
- IF FRIENDS WERE FLOWERS, I'D PICK YOU?
[BUZZER] - OHH!
- NO, NO. IT'S "LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU."
- AWW.
- UH-OH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
[LAUGHTER] - OOH! FEATHERS!
- OH, WHAT FUN! IT'S LIKE A PILLOW FIGHT!
- [LAUGHING AND TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
- BUGS AND DAFFY, NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN.
DAFFY, WHAT IS BUGS BUNNY'S CATCHPHRASE?
- HMM. THINK. CATCHPHRASE.
- REALLY? I SAY IT ALL THE TIME.
- I KNOW THIS. I KNOW THIS.
- IT'S SORT OF MY GO-TO PHRASE.
- IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
- IT'S IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.
I SAY IT WITH A LOT OF SARCASM.
EHH...
- I DON'T DO MONDAYS!
- AWW! - OOH, I'M SORRY!
WE WERE LOOKING FOR "WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
AND... SAY IT WITH ME.
- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
- [SCATTERED MURMURING]
[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
- THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUR WINNERS!
GENE, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON!
- A FABULOUS CRUISE!
- A CRUISE? [LAUGHS] HOW EXCITING!
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON A CRUISE!
[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS]
- THAT'S YOUR CATCHPHRASE? "WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY DOCTORS.
[THUMPING] - OW! OOH!
WHO'S DOING THAT?
OW! OOF! OH! [GRUNTING]
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ I WORK SO VERY HARD ALL DAY LONG ♪
♪ I START TO DREAM OF YOU BEFORE I GET HOME ♪
♪ GRILLED CHEESE
♪ I HOPE YOU'RE READY
♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A DATE
♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME ♪
♪ AND PUT YOU ON MY PLATE ♪
♪ GRILLED CHEESE
♪ SANDWICH
♪ THE BUTTER WILL START MELTING ♪
♪ WHEN I LIGHT THE FLAME
♪ 'CAUSE THE BUTTER AND THE CHEESE ♪
♪ ARE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME ♪
♪ IT'S CALLED MELTING
♪ ON THE BREAD
♪ DON'T NEED A BURGER, DON'T NEED NO SHAKE ♪
♪ I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IF YOU OFFER ME CAKE ♪
♪ DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS ♪
♪ IF YOU MAKE ME A STEAK, I'LL JUST THROW IT OUT ♪
♪ I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE - ♪ GRILLED CHEESE
- ♪ NOT A BLT - ♪ GRILLED CHEESE
- ♪ ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
- ♪ GRILLED CHEESE - ♪ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER ♪
♪ I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ♪
♪ GRILLED, GRILLED, GRILLED ♪
♪ GRILLED CHEESE
♪ IF YOU PLEASE
- "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" TERRIBLE.
JUST THE WORLD'S WORST CATCHPHRASE.
AND I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER SAYING IT. SAY IT.
- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
- NOPE. DOESN'T RING A BELL.
BUT IT SURE COST US THE GAME.
- WHAT COST US THE GAME WAS GOING ON A GAME SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS
WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE NOT.
- YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU?
BECAUSE I NEVER ASK ANY QUESTIONS
OR SHOW ANY INTEREST IN YOU?
BECAUSE I TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED?
BECAUSE IF IT IS, THAT'S AWFULLY PETTY OF YOU.
- MY BEST FRIEND WOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT I LIKE CARROTS.
HE WOULD MOST LIKELY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY,
AND HE WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW MY LAST NAME.
AND FOR THE RECORD,
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE WON A CRUISE.
AND THAT IS WHAT'S UP, DOC.
- THAT STILL DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
[BIRDS SINGING AND DISTANT DOG BARKING]
- WELL. IF HE'S NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME,
I GUESS I'LL JUST LET MYSELF OUT.
OH. SO I GUESS I ALSO HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST?
I GUESS I HAVE TO PEEL MY OWN BANANA, TOO.
- HEY, THAT'S MY BANANA! - [GASPS] A RAT!
- FOR THE LAST TIME, MAN, I'M A MOUSE!
- BUGS, HELP!
- WHY SHOULD HE HELP YOU?
YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM ON THAT GAME SHOW LAST NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK YOU'D SHOW SEÑOR BUNNY A LITTLE MORE RESPECT,
CONSIDERING HE LETS YOU LIVE HERE.
- I DON'T LIVE HERE.
I'M JUST CRASHING HERE UNTIL I GET BACK ON MY FEET.
- FYI, WHEN YOU CRASH SOMEWHERE FOR 5 YEARS,
YOU LIVE THERE. ALL RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT A BEST FRIEND. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
- WHY AM I A TERRIBLE FRIEND?
- LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A QUESTION.
[CHOMPS]
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE BESIDES SEÑOR BUNNY?
- WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU?
- I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. - OK, THEN.
THERE'S THAT GUY THAT COMES OVER ONCE A WEEK,
AND WE HANG OUT BY THE POOL.
I THINK HIS NAME IS FONG OR TRANG.
- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WHO COMES TO CLEAN THE POOL? [INDISTINCT]
YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF, MAN.
SEÑOR BUNNY IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, SOON, YOU'LL HAVE NO FRIENDS.
- WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? - I'LL TELL YOU WHO--
SOMEONE WITH NO GIRLFRIEND, NO JOB, NO CREDIT,
NO HOBBIES, NO SOCIAL SKILLS...
- WAIT. I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THAT. DANIEL?
- NO, IDIOT. YOU.
YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT SEÑOR BUNNY.
- THEN WHAT DO I DO?
- YOU GOT TO TRY HARDER TO BE HIS FRIEND.
- LIKE, HOW MUCH HARDER? TWO PERCENT?
- MORE. - FIVE PERCENT?
- MORE. - SEVEN PERCENT?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- 100%.
- WHAT? NO ONE CAN GIVE 100!
IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
- YOU GOT TO DIG DEEP.
YOU GOT TO GO TO THE PLACE INSIDE YOU WHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN.
- MY SOUL?
- YOU NEED TO HAVE A SOUL IN ORDER TO GO THERE.
NO, NO, NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT IN HERE.
NOW, TRY.
- [GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
UGH. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT?
- NO. LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN DO THIS. NOW, TRY.
- [GASPS AND GRUNTS] - HARDER!
- [GRUNTING CONTINUES]
IT HURTS! - HARDER!
- I'M DYING!
- NO! YOU'RE TRYING!
- [GRUNTING]
I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST BEST FRIEND
THAT ANY BEST FRIEND HAS EVER HAD!
[LAUGHING]
- UH-OH.
- YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW, BEST FRIEND.
- HUH? [FOGHORN]
- GUESS WHAT? I GOT YOU THE CRUISE YOU WANTED!
- THE ONE FROM THE GAME SHOW?
- SURPRISED? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
IT'S JUST WHAT ONE BEST FRIEND WOULD DO FOR ANOTHER BEST FRIEND.
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] [SEA GULLS CRYING]
- WHO KNEW CRUISING COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?
- I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FUN.
- HEY, DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN?
- HMM! INTERESTING QUESTION.
I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
- OH? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? - KEEP HAVING FUN!
- [BOTH LAUGH] - GAME'S OVER.
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE COURT LONG ENOUGH.
- OH, HELLO! - FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!
- MOVE IT ALONG, GOPHERS. IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S TURN.
HEY, BUGSY, OLD PAL. A SHUFFLE BOARD COURT OPENED UP!
- DAFFY, I'M READING.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD.
- YEAH, ME NEITHER.
[SPLASHES]
- HMMPH! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO ABOUT THAT.
- LIMBO CONTEST ON THE LEADER DECK?
- [BOTH LAUGH]
[METAL SCRAPING]
[DISTANT SEA GULLS CRY]
- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
OH, IS THAT JUST YOUR THING?
I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON ANY TOES.
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
- SMOOTH JAZZ. I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
- DO YOU MIND?
- YOU DONE WITH THAT PAGE?
JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
I'LL FLIP IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
DONE YET? DONE YET?
AAH! [MUSIC STOPS]
- I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE!
- WHOO-HOO!
- CARROT?
I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE! [GRUNTS]
[TOOTS] - AAH!
- HAPPY 189 DAYS UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!
[TOOTS]
- I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.
- OOH! TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
THIS TIME, I PROMISE I'LL LISTEN.
- DAFFY, YOU GOT TO BACK OFF.
- SURE THING. THIS GOOD?
- MORE. - THIS GOOD?
WHOA! [BANGING]
[CRASHES] - YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.
- IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE CRUISE?
- OH, INDEED! IT'S OUR FIRST ONE.
- AND I MUST SAY, I'M A FAN OF CRUISING.
- OH, YES. WE'RE CRUISERS NOW.
[METAL GROANS]
- EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH.
[METAL GROANING AND DISHES CLANKING]
- I WASN'T SURE WHAT YOU WANTED, SO I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING.
- [GIGGLES]
- GET YOUR OWN BUFFET. THIS ONE'S FOR MY BEST FRIEND.
- [CRYING]
- DAFFY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
[CLINKS]
- I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST
TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THIS SHIP.
SIT DOWN, YOU GLORIFIED BUS DRIVER.
AHEM. AHEM.
A RAT ONCE TOLD ME
THAT FRIENDSHIP TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT,
BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP.
I'M INTERESTED IN BEST FRIENDSHIP.
AND BEST FRIENDSHIP TAKES A WHOLE LOT MORE.
IT MEANS WAITING ON YOUR BEST FRIEND HAND AND FOOT,
BUYING THEIR AFFECTION.
ROBOTICALLY MEMORIZING EVERY TRIVIAL LITTLE FACT ABOUT THEM.
- IT MEANS SUPPORT THEM ABOVE ALL OTHERS.
- POSSIBLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS.
- ESPECIALLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS.
- BEST FRIENDS HAVE ALL OF THE SAME INTERESTS...
- WHETHER THOSE INTERESTS ARE INTERESTING OR NOT.
- A BEST FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU'D HAPPILY COMMIT A CRIME FOR.
- ANY CRIME! - NO MATTER HOW HEINOUS!
- THE HEINOUSER, THE BETTERER.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THAT'S NOT A BEST FRIEND. THAT'S A STALKER.
DAFFY, I KNOW I SAID YOU WEREN'T MY BEST FRIEND,
BUT AFTER THESE PAST FEW DAYS,
SEEING ALL THE EFFORT YOU'VE PUT IN,
SEEING HOW HARD YOU'VE TRIED, I HAVE TO SAY...
YOU GOT TO STOP TRYING. - WHAT?
- IT'S NOT YOUR THING.
WOULD IT BE NICE IF YOU REMEMBERED THE OCCASIONAL BIRTHDAY
OR FOOD I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO? SURE.
BUT NOT IF IT MEANS WE TURN INTO THOSE GUYS.
- NO OFFENSE. Both: NONE TAKEN.
- DAFFY, YOU'RE A MEAN SPIRITED, SELF-ABSORBED,
DISTURBED LITTLE WEIRDO.
BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
- OOH! [APPLAUSE]
[MURMURING]
- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, BUGS BADA-BLINGYA.
- EHH. GOOD ENOUGH.
[FOGHORN] [SEA GULLS CRYING]
- SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS?
- I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I MEMORIZED THE NUMBER.
HEY! I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU!
THEY COULD HAVE ASKED ME THAT ON THE GAME SHOW!
IT'S 9481, 6400,
28-- [GRUNTING]
[MUFFLED TALKING]
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
[STAMMERS] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!