1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:02,900 I talked to George and I'm keeping everything that he paid for. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,599 - He wants me to. And, wait, that's... - Everything. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,900 I know, I know, I know. I am livid that it has come to this. 4 00:00:09,502 --> 00:00:11,302 - You can't pay for anything... - Just say it! 5 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:12,403 Just fucking say it. 6 00:00:12,604 --> 00:00:14,204 I'm a loser. 7 00:00:14,205 --> 00:00:16,805 I'm a fucking loser in a lot of ways, Shoshanna, you know that? 8 00:00:16,906 --> 00:00:18,506 What makes me worth fucking anything? 9 00:00:18,707 --> 00:00:20,407 I am falling in love with you. 10 00:00:22,508 --> 00:00:24,608 This is the worst mistake I've ever made. 11 00:00:24,709 --> 00:00:26,309 You're a ridiculous person. 12 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:27,810 And you're just a whore 13 00:00:28,711 --> 00:00:30,111 with no work ethic. 14 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:34,912 Hey, I'm seeing someone. 15 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:36,313 Which someone? 16 00:00:36,314 --> 00:00:38,114 - Booth Jonathan. - Oh. 17 00:00:39,015 --> 00:00:40,015 What? 18 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,516 Sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 19 00:00:45,419 --> 00:00:46,719 Okay, I'm pretty sure I invented it, 20 00:00:46,753 --> 00:00:48,486 and I'm kind of freaking out. 21 00:00:48,521 --> 00:00:49,521 "Sexit." 22 00:00:49,955 --> 00:00:52,188 - Sexit? - Sexit. 23 00:00:52,223 --> 00:00:54,857 Like, to leave in the middle of sex? Is that what it means? 24 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:56,659 You would think that's what it meant, but, no. 25 00:00:56,693 --> 00:00:58,128 What I'm thinking is you leave a party 26 00:00:58,162 --> 00:01:00,231 or another public event in order to go have sex. 27 00:01:00,265 --> 00:01:01,899 You're making a sexy exit. 28 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,368 That's a sexit. 29 00:01:03,502 --> 00:01:04,970 Use it in a sentence. 30 00:01:05,004 --> 00:01:06,438 Uh, let's see. 31 00:01:06,672 --> 00:01:08,106 Ray, wanna leave this bar? 32 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:09,607 It's lame, but our vibe is on. 33 00:01:09,642 --> 00:01:11,109 Let's just make a quick sexit. 34 00:01:11,143 --> 00:01:12,645 I don't wanna do that with you. 35 00:01:12,679 --> 00:01:15,147 - I'm just showing you how I'd use it. - Okay. 36 00:01:15,181 --> 00:01:17,215 And what makes you so sure you came up with this word? 37 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:19,084 Uh, 'cause I've never heard anyone else say it, 38 00:01:19,119 --> 00:01:20,620 because I think if someone had said it, 39 00:01:20,654 --> 00:01:21,955 it would have gone completely viral, 40 00:01:21,989 --> 00:01:23,123 like "Booty call." 41 00:01:23,157 --> 00:01:24,291 Right. 42 00:01:24,325 --> 00:01:25,625 If only there was a modern machine 43 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:28,227 that could answer that question for us. 44 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:31,597 Urban dictionary defines a sexit as, quote, 45 00:01:31,631 --> 00:01:33,265 "to make a speedy or hasty exit 46 00:01:33,299 --> 00:01:34,733 in the middle of sexual intercourse; 47 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:36,602 to end intercourse prematurely 48 00:01:36,636 --> 00:01:38,070 and just peace out. 49 00:01:38,105 --> 00:01:41,241 Also known as a French exit." 50 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,978 I've never heard anyone use it. 51 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:46,347 That's because it's awful. 52 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:48,749 Hi. Could I speak with the manager? 53 00:01:48,784 --> 00:01:50,585 Yeah, I'm the manager. 54 00:01:50,619 --> 00:01:52,186 Great. Hey. 55 00:01:52,221 --> 00:01:54,022 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 56 00:01:54,056 --> 00:01:57,459 I live two blocks thataway in a house, 57 00:01:57,494 --> 00:01:59,294 and I think someone from this place 58 00:01:59,329 --> 00:02:02,532 is leaving their trash in my cans. 59 00:02:02,566 --> 00:02:04,867 Mm-hmm. And why would they do that, 60 00:02:04,902 --> 00:02:06,470 considering we have our own dumpster? 61 00:02:06,504 --> 00:02:08,905 I know, right? That's why it's so weird. 62 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:11,108 And how are you so convinced it's our trash? 63 00:02:11,142 --> 00:02:13,210 The coffee grounds, old bags of pastries, 64 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:15,079 some bills with your address on them. 65 00:02:15,113 --> 00:02:17,515 It's not a ton of trash, but it's more than I want in my cans. 66 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,417 Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:19,452 --> 00:02:20,952 I don't know what to say, man. 68 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:23,055 I'm the manager. We have our own dumpster. 69 00:02:23,089 --> 00:02:25,324 Unless someone's taking trash from our dumpster 70 00:02:25,358 --> 00:02:27,193 and putting it in your cans for fun... 71 00:02:27,227 --> 00:02:29,262 Well, I don't know whose idea of fun that would be. 72 00:02:29,296 --> 00:02:31,631 Listen, I'd just love it if you could make it stop. 73 00:02:31,665 --> 00:02:33,733 Oh, yeah? You'd love that? 74 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:36,036 Look, I can only control what I can control. 75 00:02:36,104 --> 00:02:37,504 Right, which is where your employees 76 00:02:37,538 --> 00:02:38,805 put your business's trash. 77 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,975 I trained all of my employees personally, professionally. 78 00:02:42,010 --> 00:02:43,510 Each and every one of them. 79 00:02:43,545 --> 00:02:45,078 Even this one over here, 80 00:02:45,113 --> 00:02:47,581 which wasn't fuckin' easy. 81 00:02:47,616 --> 00:02:49,150 Hi. 82 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:50,318 Hi. 83 00:02:50,352 --> 00:02:52,353 Yeah, I don't mean to point fingers here. 84 00:02:52,387 --> 00:02:53,688 I just get a little frustrated 85 00:02:53,722 --> 00:02:56,958 when I can't fit my own garbage in my garbage can 86 00:02:57,026 --> 00:02:58,794 because somebody else's is in there. 87 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:00,796 You can understand that, right? 88 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,364 Ray, maybe there is a world in which... 89 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,166 Maybe we should just talk 90 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:05,501 and talk and talk and talk 91 00:03:05,535 --> 00:03:06,969 and talk about this all day. 92 00:03:07,037 --> 00:03:09,539 The problem seems to be I don't know how to satisfy you. 93 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:12,208 It's an unsolved mystery. I can't solve it for you. 94 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:13,776 I don't understand why your attitude 95 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:16,279 has been so flip since the moment I walked in. 96 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:18,214 - Flip? - I was hoping we could talk, 97 00:03:18,249 --> 00:03:19,315 neighbor to neighbor. 98 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,917 Neighbor to neighbor! 99 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:22,352 What a world we'd live in 100 00:03:22,387 --> 00:03:24,088 if we could talk to each other neighbor to neighbor. 101 00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:26,891 Just lean against the fence and crack open a frosty one 102 00:03:26,925 --> 00:03:29,360 and cup each other's balls and sing "Kumbaya." 103 00:03:29,394 --> 00:03:31,295 Wake up! Fucking pinko. 104 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,197 Man: Listen... listen to me, fun-times-guy. 105 00:03:33,232 --> 00:03:35,133 I don't know where you get off behaving this way, 106 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,302 but I do know that twice a month you have a band play here 107 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:38,803 and you serve liquor without a license. 108 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:40,705 Now, that is information that, up until now, 109 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:42,107 I have chosen not to use. 110 00:03:42,141 --> 00:03:44,209 Have fun with that information. Enjoy that information. 111 00:03:44,243 --> 00:03:45,677 Take a big fucking bite out of that information. 112 00:03:45,712 --> 00:03:47,179 You know what happened the last time we had a show here? 113 00:03:47,213 --> 00:03:48,714 There was a police officer in attendance. 114 00:03:48,748 --> 00:03:51,350 Third row. Right at the show. You know why he came? 115 00:03:51,384 --> 00:03:52,885 'Cause he likes to see me play the fucking body drums. 116 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:55,320 - That's why. - I don't even know what you're doing. 117 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:56,855 Corporal percussion. 118 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:58,290 Is there something we could get you? 119 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,625 Like, maybe a cup of coffee? 120 00:03:59,659 --> 00:04:01,894 Yes! How about an empty fucking trash can? 121 00:04:01,928 --> 00:04:03,729 That's what I want! 122 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:05,564 Get that through your thick head. 123 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:07,866 What a fucking meatball. 124 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,068 Jesus Christ, that's depressing. 125 00:04:11,437 --> 00:04:13,505 I do not know why you were just so awful to him. 126 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,440 I was awful to him? 127 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,743 That was horrible to watch. 128 00:04:17,777 --> 00:04:20,045 This is a toxic work environment. 129 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:22,013 You know what? I'm out. I'm out. 130 00:04:22,882 --> 00:04:24,349 Are you fucking serious? 131 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:25,782 Dead serious. 132 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:27,747 You just gonna make a rash sexit like that? 133 00:04:27,782 --> 00:04:29,049 Yup. 134 00:04:30,885 --> 00:04:32,718 What the fuck you guys looking at? 135 00:04:33,719 --> 00:04:35,454 Go back to your panda videos 136 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:37,822 before I turn off the wi-fi. 137 00:05:00,046 --> 00:05:02,213 ( Doorbell rings ) 138 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,853 Man: Hey. 139 00:05:10,022 --> 00:05:11,622 Hey. 140 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,523 Do I know you? 141 00:05:14,492 --> 00:05:15,992 Oh, I work at grumpy's 142 00:05:16,027 --> 00:05:17,828 where you just were. 143 00:05:17,862 --> 00:05:19,763 Oh. 144 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,331 I'm sorry I exploded at your manager, 145 00:05:21,365 --> 00:05:23,099 but he's lucky I didn't beat his ass. 146 00:05:23,134 --> 00:05:24,301 Completely. 147 00:05:24,335 --> 00:05:25,836 Honestly, I would do it to him if I could, 148 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:28,772 but I'm not in the position, um, to do that. 149 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,775 I have something to tell you. 150 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,243 Okay. 151 00:05:33,278 --> 00:05:37,314 Just thinking about the right way to phrase this. 152 00:05:39,716 --> 00:05:41,216 Do you want to come in? 153 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,719 Oh, uh... 154 00:05:43,753 --> 00:05:45,254 I don't think that's a very good idea. 155 00:05:45,288 --> 00:05:47,055 I mean, you're basically a complete stranger to me, 156 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,091 so, you know, 157 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,526 could really be putting myself in, like, a Ted Bundy situation. 158 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,829 He also looked handsome, clean, and probably... 159 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,031 Had a brownstone. 160 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,365 Okay. 161 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,080 Okay, this place is unbelievable. 162 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:14,750 Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's coming. 163 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:16,184 You want a glass of lemonade? 164 00:06:16,219 --> 00:06:17,986 Mm-hmm. 165 00:06:19,688 --> 00:06:22,390 I mean, I didn't even know houses like this existed in my neighborhood. 166 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,692 Well, it takes a little doing. 167 00:06:24,726 --> 00:06:26,527 I was gonna add a solarium off the back, 168 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:30,331 but my plans have stalled for a moment. 169 00:06:30,365 --> 00:06:33,501 - I feel like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. - Thanks. 170 00:06:34,536 --> 00:06:36,570 I think. 171 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,405 - Here you go. - Thank you. 172 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:43,011 So, what's up? 173 00:06:43,045 --> 00:06:45,079 Oh, with me? Um, let's see. 174 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,214 Just been working all day. Since 9:00 A.M. 175 00:06:47,249 --> 00:06:49,817 - ( Laughs ) - Thinking about some ideas for things. 176 00:06:51,186 --> 00:06:53,154 Oh, you mean, like, what I wanna talk to you about. 177 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:55,556 - Yeah. - Gotcha. Um... 178 00:06:56,925 --> 00:06:58,526 Okay, so you're not insane. 179 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,461 I mean, you're probably somewhat insane, 180 00:07:00,495 --> 00:07:02,596 like we all are, but in this specific instance 181 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,131 with the trash and grumpy's, you're not, 182 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:05,866 'cause I did it. 183 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,834 You did it? 184 00:07:07,902 --> 00:07:10,237 I do it... 185 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,506 Put trash places it shouldn't legally go. 186 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,608 It's kind of like my vice. 187 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,343 Why? 188 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:19,879 I think it actually makes a lot of sense if I describe it to you, 189 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:21,681 which is that ray leaves work early. 190 00:07:21,715 --> 00:07:23,315 I'm supposed to take out the trash. 191 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:24,717 But I lost my dumpster key. 192 00:07:24,751 --> 00:07:27,819 And you saw for yourself what a total fuckin' dick he can be. 193 00:07:27,853 --> 00:07:29,654 I didn't feel like telling him, 194 00:07:29,688 --> 00:07:31,923 so I started looking for places to put it. 195 00:07:31,957 --> 00:07:34,058 Right. 196 00:07:34,093 --> 00:07:36,294 You know? And it's just your house, it was close enough, 197 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:38,029 but it was also far enough 198 00:07:38,063 --> 00:07:41,397 and I really liked what the outside looked like. 199 00:07:41,431 --> 00:07:42,627 ( Sighs ) 200 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,691 You know, that's how it started. 201 00:07:44,726 --> 00:07:47,483 So you're just trying to save your own ass. 202 00:07:48,682 --> 00:07:50,380 Okay, I'm really sorry. 203 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:52,841 - It's fine. - It won't happen again. 204 00:07:52,876 --> 00:07:55,470 I'll see you around, but not by your trash cans. 205 00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:56,834 Honestly, I think it's just that 206 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:58,300 I've never had my own trash cans, 207 00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:00,459 so it's just hard for me to imagine how frustrating it would be 208 00:08:00,494 --> 00:08:02,688 to have somebody else's trash in them, and I know now... 209 00:08:02,722 --> 00:08:05,581 You said that's how it started with the trash? 210 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,383 Yeah, and then I just kinda started to like the way that it felt. 211 00:08:10,417 --> 00:08:11,905 The whole act of it. 212 00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:13,646 The moment when you drop it in. 213 00:08:13,681 --> 00:08:15,269 The moment when you run. 214 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:16,712 All that. 215 00:08:18,035 --> 00:08:20,565 Oh, this is your cup. 216 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:22,408 Which is also very nice, 217 00:08:22,443 --> 00:08:24,688 like everything that you appear to have. 218 00:08:27,331 --> 00:08:29,178 So... 219 00:08:30,837 --> 00:08:33,019 ( Sighs ) 220 00:08:47,929 --> 00:08:50,230 I am so sorry. 221 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,363 That was such a crazy thing to do. 222 00:08:53,398 --> 00:08:54,753 I completely... 223 00:08:54,787 --> 00:08:56,830 I can't imagine how invaded you must feel. 224 00:08:56,864 --> 00:08:59,297 And I would understand if you wanted 225 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:02,166 to have me arrested, 'cause that is... 226 00:09:17,259 --> 00:09:19,541 - I'm so confused. - Me, too. 227 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:23,874 Mm. 228 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,132 How old are you? 229 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,515 I don't know if that's a rude question... 230 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:28,040 - I'm 42. - Okay. 231 00:09:28,075 --> 00:09:30,449 - You? - I'm 24, so we're basically twins, I'd say. 232 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,065 Great. 233 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,665 What's your name? 234 00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:38,349 Guess. 235 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:40,298 Uh... Daisy? 236 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,772 I wish that was my name. 237 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,330 What's your name? 238 00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:46,870 Joshua. 239 00:09:57,642 --> 00:09:59,333 Uh, so, Josh... 240 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,182 Joshua. 241 00:10:02,341 --> 00:10:04,056 Sorry, I just... 242 00:10:04,091 --> 00:10:06,273 I knew a Josh that I hated, so... 243 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:08,780 Oh, I always thought that was a cool sports guy name, 244 00:10:08,814 --> 00:10:10,663 like Trent or Riley or... 245 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,322 One can hope. 246 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,995 You can't ever compete with a Riley, but... 247 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,719 - So, that was weird. - Yeah. 248 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,144 Super weird. 249 00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:22,726 I mean, not, like, bad weird. 250 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:24,519 - But just... - No, no, not bad weird. 251 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:26,659 But weird. 252 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:30,700 Because, besides the whole 253 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,158 not-knowing-each-other thing... 254 00:10:32,226 --> 00:10:33,483 which I never do, by the way. 255 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,632 I always have sex with people I know. 256 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,615 I might, like... I might know that they're bad, 257 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,564 but I know them. 258 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:39,656 Right. 259 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:41,904 Besides that, I guess, um... 260 00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:44,576 I guess it's kind of a weird time for me. 261 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,760 Um, I'm in the... 262 00:10:46,828 --> 00:10:48,910 I'm in the process... 263 00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:50,959 I'm recently separated. 264 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,658 Oh, so you're married. 265 00:10:54,692 --> 00:10:57,074 But I'm separated. 266 00:10:57,109 --> 00:10:59,982 So I just had sex with a married guy. 267 00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:01,531 ( Chuckles ) 268 00:11:01,565 --> 00:11:04,572 Well, I really appreciate your honesty, Josh. 269 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,722 No Josh. 270 00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:11,213 My name's Hannah. 271 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,072 Hannah? 272 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,379 Nice, old-fashioned name. 273 00:11:16,672 --> 00:11:18,153 So, Hannah... 274 00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:20,537 You like steak? 275 00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:25,129 Were you planning for guests, or...? 276 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:26,687 No, but I was planning for steak. 277 00:11:26,722 --> 00:11:28,504 Mm. 278 00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,145 - What do you do? - I'm a doctor. 279 00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:33,128 You're a married doctor? 280 00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:36,636 I'm not really married. My wife... 281 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,345 The city wasn't working for her 282 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:43,846 and so she's back in San Diego. 283 00:11:43,881 --> 00:11:46,304 Been there since march, and I'm just plugging away here. 284 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,726 Are you very sad, or...? 285 00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:51,141 ( Chuckles ) It comes in waves. 286 00:11:52,203 --> 00:11:54,918 Well, what did you do? 287 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:56,513 Wow, um... 288 00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:58,434 I mean, to make her go to San Diego. 289 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,853 Um, boring stuff, really. 290 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,742 I, um... 291 00:12:02,777 --> 00:12:05,467 Didn't notice how she was feeling, I worked too much. 292 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:08,895 You know, real stuff that causes problems 293 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,699 and marriages to end. 294 00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:11,908 Do you like it rare? 295 00:12:11,943 --> 00:12:13,413 Super rare. Even rarer than that. 296 00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:15,354 If you could uncook it a little, that would be great for me. 297 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:17,062 - I'll just hold it up. - ( Music blaring ) 298 00:12:17,097 --> 00:12:18,701 ( Groans ) 299 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,608 Fuckin' hate those guys. I really do. 300 00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,649 It's like having a frat house next door. 301 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,754 Hannah: Hey, this does not look like a frat house. 302 00:12:24,789 --> 00:12:26,057 All these guys have buns. 303 00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,726 You look like the leader of a frat house. 304 00:12:27,761 --> 00:12:29,395 - ( Laughs ) - Is that really the neighbor you are? 305 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,731 Just, like, shaking your fist, like, "why, I oughta..." 306 00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:33,268 Yes, yes. It's awful. 307 00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:34,737 I'm like... 308 00:12:34,774 --> 00:12:36,511 I'm, like, the oldest guy in this neighborhood 309 00:12:36,545 --> 00:12:37,818 by, like, 25 years. 310 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,925 I'm like an old ghost. 311 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,333 Ripped up all the carpet and the floors were in good shape, 312 00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,372 so I didn't have to do much there. 313 00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:48,213 The bedroom I totally gutted. 314 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:50,021 Except for the molding. The molding stayed. 315 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:51,895 And the fireplace. The fireplace was in good shape. 316 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:52,998 Wow. 317 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,306 It was a little fixer-upper. 318 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,478 But you really fixed it up. 319 00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:58,852 - I did. - It's very beautiful. 320 00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:00,924 I like all your fixtures. 321 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,633 - Well, thank you. - Um, so I'm gonna go. 322 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,138 It's about that time of the night. 323 00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:07,044 What time? What? 324 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,616 The time when you give someone space. 325 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:13,052 Well, I like you here. 326 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,089 Well, you say that now, but it is not my first time at the rodeo. 327 00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:17,623 Well, if you wanna leave the rodeo, 328 00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:18,791 then that's your choice, 329 00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:20,560 but I don't mind you staying. 330 00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,562 Oh, if you don't mind having me here... 331 00:13:22,597 --> 00:13:24,698 I don't know how I could resist an invitation... 332 00:13:24,732 --> 00:13:26,933 I want you to stay. 333 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,204 Okay, I'm just gonna try something. 334 00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:33,106 All right. 335 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,308 Beg me to stay. 336 00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:36,943 ( Laughs ) 337 00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,578 Please stay. 338 00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:41,048 But, like, sadder, like you're really... 339 00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:43,283 ( Voice lowered ) Please, stay. Please, stay. 340 00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:44,986 But not like you're in "Toy Story." 341 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,588 - Like, do it. - Please! 342 00:13:46,622 --> 00:13:48,291 Please, don't leave. 343 00:13:48,325 --> 00:13:50,360 Don't leave me. I want you to stay. 344 00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:52,463 I want you to stay this night and every night. 345 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,731 I don't want you to ever leave my house. 346 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:57,701 I will burn it down if you leave. 347 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,903 There's a good shot I will kill myself when you leave. 348 00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:02,907 I don't... I don't wanna be without you. 349 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:05,076 I changed my mind. It's stressful. 350 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,825 - What? - You're beautiful. 351 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,296 You really think so? 352 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,332 I do. 353 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:26,767 Don't you? 354 00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:29,236 Um... No, I do. 355 00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:31,973 It's just not always the feedback that I've been given. 356 00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:33,374 Well, you are. 357 00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:35,777 - Very beautiful. - Thank you. 358 00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,963 Here. 359 00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:53,165 - You do that. - I got it. 360 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,976 ( Groans ) I want you to make me come, okay? 361 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,746 Make me come, Hannah. 362 00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:11,616 Whoa. 363 00:15:11,651 --> 00:15:14,253 What? What happened? 364 00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:18,457 I want you to make me come. 365 00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:40,546 - Do you need help with that? - No. 366 00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,525 - ( Moans ) - Does that feel good? 367 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,027 Uh-huh. 368 00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:57,728 Feels really good. 369 00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,000 ( Moaning ) 370 00:16:09,942 --> 00:16:12,176 ( Music playing over stereo ) 371 00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:29,528 Morning. 372 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,231 Okay, I think your sweater costs more than my rent. 373 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,804 All right, so, what do we do now? 374 00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:40,272 Well, I have to go to work. 375 00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:43,375 No, no. You have to call in sick. 376 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,744 I did. 377 00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:46,779 - Are you serious? - Yes. 378 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:50,082 What happens if a doctor calls in sick? 379 00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:53,986 - 10 to 20 people die. - ( Laughing ) 380 00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:55,554 - Come on. - That's not a big deal. 381 00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:57,656 Yeah, it's not very important. 382 00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,593 Come on, we're having such a nice time. 383 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:02,762 Are we? 384 00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:04,230 - I am. - I mean, I am. 385 00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:06,699 - All right. So? - Okay. 386 00:17:06,766 --> 00:17:08,667 Don't we deserve it? 387 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:19,378 I haven't played this a lot, but I'm just... I'm very naturally gifted... 388 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:20,546 - Mm-hmm. - Athletically. 389 00:17:20,613 --> 00:17:21,880 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 390 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,849 I don't do that many sports, but when I do them, 391 00:17:23,883 --> 00:17:26,418 - people are impressed. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:28,787 - ( Hannah exhales ) - What you got? 393 00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:34,159 ( Laughing ) 394 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,834 There you go. 395 00:17:42,869 --> 00:17:44,336 Oh! 396 00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:47,539 Oh, that's gonna be yours. That's your point. 397 00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:49,173 - That's my point? - That's your point. 398 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,543 That was my point. That was my point. 399 00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:54,479 - That was my point. That was my point. - ( Laughing ) 400 00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:56,681 ( Birds chirping ) 401 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,661 What? 402 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,463 What? 403 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,632 Mm. 404 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,772 When you're done, meet me upstairs. 405 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:32,273 We can look at the moon. 406 00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:33,908 What is the moon? 407 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,777 - Bye. - Bye. 408 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:49,855 ( Sighs ) 409 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:01,067 ( Beeping ) 410 00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:20,453 - ( Knock on door ) - ( Water running ) 411 00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:22,488 Still in there? 412 00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:28,761 Hannah? 413 00:19:32,229 --> 00:19:33,563 Hannah? 414 00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:36,932 Hello? 415 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,201 Holy fuck. Hannah. 416 00:19:39,269 --> 00:19:40,702 Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. 417 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,937 Wake up. 418 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:43,939 I'm fainted. 419 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:50,678 - Feel better? - Mm-hmm. 420 00:19:50,712 --> 00:19:53,948 I thought I was a gummy worm for, like, seven minutes. 421 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,683 Next time, call me. 422 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:02,255 - Is this helpful? - Mm-hmm. 423 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:03,990 - Good. - Yeah. 424 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,334 ( Crying ) 425 00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:19,570 What? Wait, what? 426 00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:21,905 - What did I miss? - Nothing, I'm sorry. 427 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,140 - No, what did I say? - I'm so sorry. 428 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:26,442 You said nothing. 429 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,543 - Okay. - Honestly, you didn't say anything. 430 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:31,012 You didn't do anything. You're... 431 00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:34,047 Besides just being so great and perfect and... 432 00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:36,216 All right. What is it, sweetie? 433 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,356 Please don't tell anyone this, but... 434 00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:45,758 I want to be happy. 435 00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,495 Of course you do. 436 00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:52,665 Of course you do. Everyone does. 437 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,568 Yeah, but I didn't think that I did. 438 00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,406 I made a promise such a long time ago 439 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,975 that I was gonna take in experiences, 440 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,877 all of them, so that I could tell other people 441 00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:05,613 about them and maybe save them, 442 00:21:05,647 --> 00:21:08,482 but it gets so tiring... 443 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,654 Trying to take in all the experiences for everybody, 444 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,391 letting anyone say anything to me. 445 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,260 Then I came here... 446 00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:20,229 And I see you. 447 00:21:21,564 --> 00:21:23,398 And you've got the fruit in the bowl 448 00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:26,868 and the fridge with the stuff... 449 00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:30,004 The robe, and you're touching me the way that... 450 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,841 I realize I'm not different. 451 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,209 You know? 452 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:35,477 I want what everyone wants. 453 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:38,547 I want what they all want. I want all the things. 454 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,018 I just want to be happy. 455 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,254 ( Sobbing ) 456 00:21:58,201 --> 00:21:59,768 You know, there's all these experiences 457 00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:02,071 that I just feel like I've asked for. 458 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:04,106 Things where it's like, who in their right mind 459 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,673 would want that? 460 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,809 You know, like, one time, 461 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,544 I asked someone to punch me in the chest 462 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,312 and then come on that spot. 463 00:22:11,347 --> 00:22:13,082 Like, that was my idea. 464 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,088 That came from my brain. 465 00:22:15,122 --> 00:22:18,426 And it's like, what makes me think I deserve that? 466 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,461 Then I remember that when I was three, 467 00:22:20,496 --> 00:22:21,929 I told my mom that my babysitter 468 00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:23,698 had touched my vagina in the bath. 469 00:22:23,732 --> 00:22:27,435 And my mom thought I was lying, obviously, and probably I was. 470 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,971 It was like whether I was lying or whether I was telling the truth, 471 00:22:30,005 --> 00:22:32,340 something's broken inside of me. 472 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,945 Right. 473 00:22:36,979 --> 00:22:38,446 Yeah, I once let a boy 474 00:22:38,481 --> 00:22:41,116 give me a handjob when I was nine. 475 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:43,151 Well, I think that's pretty different 'cause you let him 476 00:22:43,186 --> 00:22:44,553 and this wasn't my choice. 477 00:22:46,557 --> 00:22:47,657 Yeah. 478 00:22:47,692 --> 00:22:49,526 You know, I think what I didn't realize 479 00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:52,963 before I met you was that I was, like, lonely. 480 00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:56,734 In such a deep, deep way. 481 00:22:56,768 --> 00:22:58,802 You know, and I was reaching for all this stuff, 482 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,371 but all I really needed was to look at someone 483 00:23:00,405 --> 00:23:01,906 and be like, "oh, that person wants to be there 484 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,909 after I'm dead," you know? 485 00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:06,577 Mm-hmm. 486 00:23:08,881 --> 00:23:10,347 You think I'm a crazy girl? 487 00:23:10,382 --> 00:23:12,383 No, I don't think you're crazy at all. 488 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:14,118 I wasn't thinking that. 489 00:23:14,152 --> 00:23:15,653 If anything, I think I'm just too smart 490 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:19,124 and too sensitive and too, like, not crazy. 491 00:23:19,158 --> 00:23:21,726 So that I'm feeling all these big feelings 492 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,661 and containing all this stuff for everybody else 493 00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,363 and it's like... Okay, I read this article 494 00:23:25,397 --> 00:23:26,831 about Fiona Apple in "New York" magazine 495 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:29,268 where she said, "oh, everybody acts like I'm nuts. 496 00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:31,305 I'm not nuts, I just want to feel it all." 497 00:23:31,339 --> 00:23:32,773 It's like that's what I'm like. 498 00:23:32,807 --> 00:23:35,008 I just want to feel it all. 499 00:23:36,344 --> 00:23:37,811 - You know? - Yeah, I get it. 500 00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:40,180 I mean, that's... That's a great goal. 501 00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:44,984 Um, I'm gonna go to sleep. 502 00:23:45,019 --> 00:23:46,419 I've got... 503 00:23:46,454 --> 00:23:49,055 I've gotta get up really early for work tomorrow. 504 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:51,558 You're going to work tomorrow? 505 00:23:52,593 --> 00:23:54,227 Well, I gotta. 506 00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:57,630 Do you want to kiss me? 507 00:23:57,665 --> 00:23:59,132 Yes. 508 00:24:06,407 --> 00:24:08,675 I can't believe you're doing this. 509 00:24:09,877 --> 00:24:11,144 Doing what? 510 00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:13,313 You basically begged me 511 00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:14,914 to tell you all my feelings. 512 00:24:14,949 --> 00:24:17,250 No, and I'm glad you did. 513 00:24:17,284 --> 00:24:19,052 Well, you're not glad that I did. 514 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,453 Hannah... 515 00:24:20,488 --> 00:24:22,155 Well, no, you're not glad. 516 00:24:22,189 --> 00:24:23,723 'Cause you're not acting glad. 517 00:24:23,757 --> 00:24:27,560 And also you didn't tell me anything about you. 518 00:24:27,595 --> 00:24:30,263 I'm realizing I asked you about your divorce. 519 00:24:30,298 --> 00:24:31,731 You said two sentences. 520 00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:34,301 "Oh, I was busy working on the house. 521 00:24:34,336 --> 00:24:38,105 My wife missed, you know, the San Francisco bay." 522 00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:39,673 San Diego. 523 00:24:39,741 --> 00:24:42,275 I'm like an orphan you just took in off the street, 524 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:45,745 so what's your damage, Josh? 525 00:24:47,281 --> 00:24:49,082 It's Joshua. 526 00:24:49,149 --> 00:24:51,150 It's the same name 527 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,919 with an extra sound stuck on the end. 528 00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:58,390 So you want me to leave? 529 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:00,526 No. 530 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,928 I want you to stay. 531 00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:05,397 'Cause you don't have to say that if you don't mean it. 532 00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:07,533 I know. 533 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:23,082 ( Music playing ) 534 00:25:24,518 --> 00:25:26,653 ( Birds chirping ) 535 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,352 ( Music continues, traffic sounds ) 536 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,353 Sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com