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- Previously on...
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- You're going kind of slow.
- Okay, wait.
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I'll give her a little kick.
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- Yeah! Oh, my God.
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- Let's dream up Mr. Right.
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- I would say kind,
loving, sexy.
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- Sexy.
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- Not too big.
- Oh.
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[laughter]
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- Let's discuss the elephant
in the room.
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My life drastically
changed this week.
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I let go of my marriage.
I let go of everything.
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I didn't leave a note.
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- You just left?
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- Crystal brought up
you bringing
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the jacket into her room.
She was really upset.
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- It's a little defamatory
to say that I violated you.
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- It's over. It's really over.
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- Look at me.
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Picture of
normal health right here.
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[laughter]
- Sure.
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- Why y'all laughing?
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- That's pushing it
a little bit.
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♪ ♪
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- This town is a game
of chess,
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but no one's
takin' this queen down.
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- My lips are legendary,
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and they will never gloss
over the truth.
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- If you want a starring role
in my life,
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you better drop the act.
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- Dress like there's
no tomorrow,
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and then tomorrow,
do it again.
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- Anyone who doubts
my exquisite manners
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can kiss my exquisite
derriere.
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- Hollywood
is full of pretenders,
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and I slay them all.
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- The strongest substance on
Earth isn't diamonds,
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it's me.
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[upbeat music]
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- More toys, yay!
Trouble, one of my favorites.
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- Oh, we love it.
- Sorry!
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- Good.
- Play-Doh.
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- Oh, my God, the kids
are so gonna be so happy.
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- Step right up.
Bring some toys.
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- A little tired from last
night.
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The amount of dumplings I had,
I just--I want to apologize.
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Ha!
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Mmm.
Who cares about a diet?
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- How many do you think
you ate?
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- Like 20...
I don't know.
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It was a lot.
- Oh, my God.
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- You're pulling on
my love bug.
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- I've had a crazy week.
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So we're doing this live
stream, as you know,
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from the Royal Albert Hall
in London.
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- How long you gonna
be away for?
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- Two weeks from start to
finish.
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- You know this is gonna be
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the first time
we're away from one another?
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- Yeah, it's gonna be weird,
isn't it?
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Can we get an 8-foot Dorit?
Like a great picture of you?
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- I don't think we need
an 8-foot Dorit.
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- In your bikinis.
That'd be amazing.
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- Uh, I don't think
we need that.
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- There we go.
- Are you ready?
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- I'm ready.
- Three, two, one.
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We're live!
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- Hi, everyone.
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I'm here at Project Angel Food.
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We have these fabulous boxes
for our gift--
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- Are we live?
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- Nope. Not yet. Three, two.
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- Hello, everyone!
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[car honks]
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- Oh, my God!
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[engine revs]
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She's luxurious.
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She's feeling it.
- So sexy.
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- Gonna give her some gas.
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- Aah!
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I love you for this.
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- [laughing]
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- This is fab, honey.
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- So this is my midlife crisis,
divorcee--
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- Is that what I'm having,
a midlife crisis?
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Based on Tom's
two previous divorces,
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he's a fightin' mother----er
till the end.
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If I got a Bentley out of
this divorce, I'd be thrilled.
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- Hi!
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- Oh, my God.
- That's--oh, God.
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[laughter]
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- It'll be fun. I promise.
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Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
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- So I have rented this spa.
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- Get out. That is so cool.
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- So we can be mask free.
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You're gonna find yourself
newly single.
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So we gotta stay
fresh and young.
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- Well, I'm always down
to stay fresh and young.
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- Yes. However,
I do have a care package kit.
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One, well, I just like these.
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And then who doesn't like
English toffee?
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I've been through a divorce.
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Divorces take
a really long time.
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And especially when
it's a complicated divorce.
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Frankincense and myrrh.
As in rich people divorce.
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Some candy, some cookies.
I'm sorry. It's very naughty.
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You need to treat yourself
to something wonderful.
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And then there's
a little Dom in there.
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- Aah! I've got chips,
candy, champagne.
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- That's the divorce kit.
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- Thank you.
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- It'll get you
through the next day.
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The more things you can do
to pick yourself up,
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the more you need to do it.
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And your friends are crucial
in that whole process.
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- When you're feeling sad,
eat this bag.
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- [laughs] Yes.
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- I will.
- How are you feeling?
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So, like, what's--
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- I have moments
where I feel good...
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- Yeah.
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- And moments where
I feel really lost.
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- Are you calling
and texting and stuff?
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- No, no. What is there to say?
I'm sure he's very mad at me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- We were married
to really powerful men.
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- They get very,
very possessive.
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- All the time.
- If you think that
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he's gonna roll over...
- No.
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- And just say,
"Oh, here, honey.
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Here's your small fortune."
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Are you ----ing kidding me?
I know who Tom is.
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I know how mean
and utterly dismissive Tom is.
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- You have all this confidence.
You have great looks.
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- Great intellect.
- Excuse me, Erika.
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This is me talking, not you.
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- I saw it for 22 years.
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It's not like he's gonna say,
"Oh, great, hon.
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Do you want the sofa?"
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- Let me set you up.
- Thank you.
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- The women's locker is gonna
be right over here, guys.
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Go in there, change out,
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and then once you're ready,
I'll set you up.
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- No Peeping Toms
in this bathroom, okay?
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- You know what...
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- You just stay
in your dressing room.
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- You're gonna get in trouble.
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You're gonna get in
----in' trouble.
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- You better lock
your door, girl. [laughing]
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♪ ♪
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- Every day, people are
gonna try to test you.
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We'll all just take a breath.
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[inhales]
Now hit me.
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Elbow. Hah!
Knee. Hah!
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Headshot. Nice.
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Push. Step in with that.
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Hah! Elbow.
Hah! Knee strike.
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Nice. Hit me up. Move me.
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- Get out of my ----in' way.
- Ha ha.
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Again. One, one, two.
Left hook, right elbow.
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Hah, hah, hah, hah!
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Ah-ee, nice!
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We ain't playing
peewees no more.
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- I got into boxing
because I was trying
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to get the baby weight off
after I had Max.
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And I've always struggled
with body image.
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- All right, move me. Nice.
Roundhouse, here.
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- If I stop working out
for some reason,
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my body image changes.
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So having a regular routine
really helps that.
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- Spinning backfist. Yes!
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- Hi, buddy.
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- Hey, Zoe.
- Are you gonna work out?
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- No.
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- Yes, you--come on, Zoe.
Come on, Zoe.
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- Come on.
- No.
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- Follow me, baby.
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- One, two, roll, cross,
hook, cross.
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- One, two, roll.
- What do you mean?
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- Okay. Princess then.
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- You're the jester.
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Zoe is stubborn.
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She is what everyone calls
mini-Crystal.
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You ready?
- No.
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- Take her in.
- No!
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- You come out and work out,
you can stay.
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So I try to guide her
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as opposed to like this
with her, I think it's better.
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[Zoe sobs]
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- Girl.
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- I don't want to do it.
- Here.
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I remember, as a kid, if you
pushed me too much, it's over.
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Maxy.
- Max, you're next.
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- Even now, I think my friends
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would describe me
the exact same way.
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I'm not an instigator.
I'm not a fighter.
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But I will defend myself
if I know I'm right.
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- Come on. Three, let's go.
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Two. And one more. Hit me.
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Knee. Good. Again.
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Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee.
- Come on, Max. Go.
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You know, you want a kid
with spark, you know?
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You want to know that
there's passion inside
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and you have a very
high energy house.
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But sometimes it's too much.
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Take a nap.
- Ha ha ha ha.
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- [chuckles]
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Okay.
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- She's got a secret.
- She's going potty,
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and she'll call me
when she's done.
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- Yeah?
- I got to go.
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- So it's gonna be
for three minutes. Ready to go?
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- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Go for it.
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- Oh!
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- (BLEEP). Oh, my God.
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It's always nice
to get into cryotherapy.
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The Ice Queen
can take it, baby.
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- It's snowing in there.
- 30 seconds remaining.
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- I'm good at it, you know?
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I'm cold.
[laughs]
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Thank you.
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- I want to use my hair
as protection.
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- All right, get on in there.
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- And you want to do only
one minute, is that correct?
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- Girl, yes.
- Go!
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- Okay.
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- 30 seconds remaining.
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- Holy sh--.
- You're doing good, hon.
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Keep going.
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- There we go.
- Holy sh--.
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- You made it.
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- Just getting like
a brain freeze.
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- Well, that's okay.
- Sauna time.
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- Oh, yes, honey.
This feels good.
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- It's really good for you.
- Should I get one? I have one.
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I mean, well, I had one.
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- Okay, I have to ask.
- Go ahead.
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- Are you mad at him
for not coming to see you
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in New York for "Chicago"?
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- Yeah.
- I would be ----in' pissed.
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- Yeah. It hurt.
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- Yeah, of course it did.
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- Your wife that you have
supported and funded
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becomes a lead on Broadway,
and you don't come to the show?
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- I wonder if he regrets that.
- No, he does not.
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- Jeez.
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- And then I have to go
out there and defend him.
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- What did Tom think, Erika?
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- Well, you know, Tom wasn't
unable to come to the show.
251
00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,412
We were waiting
until the--yeah,
252
00:09:40,488 --> 00:09:42,238
Tom was gonna come
and COVID happened.
253
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,532
So he never saw the show.
254
00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:48,328
Now you tell me
if I feel loved.
255
00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:49,746
A lot of the reason
I was on Broadway
256
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,590
is because of all
the great support
257
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,425
that Tom had given me
throughout the years.
258
00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,251
- Yeah.
- This was the payoff.
259
00:09:55,262 --> 00:10:00,006
But why weren't you there,
even come for 24 hours?
260
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,342
- I don't get it.
- No.
261
00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:04,102
It's tough.
262
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:07,347
It's not a marriage
between Mauricio and Kyle.
263
00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:10,442
It's not a marriage
between Dorit and PK.
264
00:10:10,518 --> 00:10:15,063
You know, my marriage
was different than any of them.
265
00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,490
That's the hardest part to...
266
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,028
I think reconcile.
267
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:23,696
You know what I learned,
honestly,
268
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:27,408
about moving to New York
in those four months there,
269
00:10:27,485 --> 00:10:31,963
I was like,
"Wait a minute. I'm on my own."
270
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,131
- Right.
271
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,791
- Like literally.
- Right.
272
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,084
- And I'm okay.
273
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,044
- Yeah.
- I'll be okay.
274
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:40,630
- I'm really hoping this
is helping you relax.
275
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,758
- I've had a lovely day.
This is very sweet of you.
276
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:46,311
You're one of
the most kindhearted people...
277
00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,137
- Aw.
- In my life.
278
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,722
- It's a real part
of who you are.
279
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,599
- It is.
- And I love it.
280
00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,601
- Why, thank you.
281
00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:54,986
- Coming up...
282
00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:58,323
- My daughter is linked
to a guy named Scott Disick.
283
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,150
- So there's something to it?
- Yes.
284
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,744
- Oh.
285
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:08,491
[upbeat music]
286
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,660
♪ ♪
287
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,837
- We hope this helped,
and we hope that you'll be able
288
00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:15,456
to reestablish a relationship
with your mom
289
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,417
and pursue your dreams
at the same time.
290
00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,253
Please let us know
how it's going. Okay?
291
00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:23,172
Thank you. Bye, ladies.
292
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,665
All right.
293
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:28,594
Being a talk show host has
always been on my bucket list.
294
00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:31,189
But I thought I'd be in
a fancy studio,
295
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:32,598
having my parking spot.
296
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:35,694
Never imagined that I would be
doing it from home.
297
00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,311
Hi. All done.
298
00:11:37,388 --> 00:11:39,439
- Hello, Mom.
- Hi, baby. How was class?
299
00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,357
- Terrible.
- Boring.
300
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,194
- What did you have?
- Math, Religion, French.
301
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,372
- Okay.
- Computer Science, History.
302
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,365
- You had all that in one day?
- Yes.
303
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,210
- You guys hungry?
- Yes. So--
304
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,203
- That looks good. Yes, honey?
305
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,880
- What happened to my fish?
306
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,793
- The black and white one
is Dorit
307
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,887
because look at her,
fabulous style.
308
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,464
- Fashionable, right?
309
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,549
- The regular goldfish is Kyle.
310
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,718
- Oh, sh--.
- [laughing]
311
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,645
Well...
312
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,639
- You killed my fish.
313
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:16,893
- No, I did not kill your fish.
The Kyle fish died.
314
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,228
- Oh, that's the bad one.
I don't like that one.
315
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,564
- Oh, wow. Okay.
316
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,734
For a goldfish,
Kyle lived a long life.
317
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:29,489
[soft piano music]
318
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,491
God rest his soul.
319
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:35,495
Glenda was going to replace it
without you knowing.
320
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:36,871
- Exactly.
- Ah!
321
00:12:36,948 --> 00:12:38,414
- But she didn't get--
- I would like a frog.
322
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,582
- It was her birthday,
by the way.
323
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,875
- It was? Happy birthday!
324
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:42,427
- Yeah. Thank you, honey.
- Happy birthday.
325
00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:45,671
- Once I got "The Real,"
things got really busy.
326
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,340
Thank you.
327
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,342
Glenda was hired because I just
have too much on my plate,
328
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:50,593
and I can't do it all,
329
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,887
especially
with the boys homeschooling,
330
00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:55,389
and trying to date.
Hello, that too.
331
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,350
How would you guys feel
if I got married again?
332
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,518
- I would not like it.
333
00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,353
- Not happening,
but fine, sure.
334
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,489
- Why do you say
it's not happening?
335
00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,194
[laughing]
336
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,696
- I wouldn't like it.
- Oh, you wouldn't?
337
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:11,864
- No.
- How come?
338
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:14,292
- Why would you want
to marry someone?
339
00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:16,369
- Well, 'cause I liked
being married.
340
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:20,456
Sometimes I wonder how much
the divorce has shaped them.
341
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,209
When Jax was little,
I was putting them to bed,
342
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,879
and he said,
"When I'm with you, I miss Dad.
343
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,632
And when I'm with Dad,
I miss you."
344
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,592
Don't you want me to have love?
345
00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,803
- You love me.
- I do love you.
346
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,471
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
347
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,557
Are you declaring
your love for me so that I--
348
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,267
Wait a minute,
you're probably gonna be sorry
349
00:13:39,343 --> 00:13:40,977
you said that.
- Oh, God. Here we go.
350
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,646
- I have to be sensitive
about their feelings.
351
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,324
But at the same time, I feel
like it's important for them
352
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:49,569
to see what a healthy,
happy relationship looks like.
353
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,904
I want to model
what they should do
354
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,824
and what not to do
when you love someone.
355
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,501
Anyways, we don't have
to talk about that.
356
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,503
There's no--I don't have
any plans right now.
357
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,788
- Except if Brad Pitt
comes along.
358
00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:03,624
- If it's Brad Pitt, honey,
all bets are off.
359
00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:05,251
[laughing]
360
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:08,513
You know how much
I love Brad Pitt.
361
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:12,592
[upbeat music]
362
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:19,440
♪ ♪
363
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,685
- Coming!
364
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,696
- Oh, cute!
- Hi!
365
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,606
- Are you ready to get
in the Christmas spirit?
366
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:27,848
I brought hats.
367
00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:29,358
- Get the (BLEEP) out of here.
I hate you.
368
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,943
- I'm ready.
- Ooh, she's pretty.
369
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,613
- You know what?
I've never had a Range Rover.
370
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,698
So this is my first one.
371
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,702
- Ooh, I love a new car.
I love the smell of it.
372
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,829
- Yeah. And the chemicals
really do you right.
373
00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:43,882
- Love it.
What's been going on with you?
374
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,718
- I went to see Garcelle
last night at her new place,
375
00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,628
which is
really pretty actually.
376
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,463
- Is it?
- And she said to me,
377
00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:52,798
"So do you mind if I talk
about a little gossip?"
378
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,800
And I said, "No."
379
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:56,469
- I went to a store,
380
00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,638
and this woman
who's a salesperson there said,
381
00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:01,682
"Well, I've seen Tom
at a restaurant
382
00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:04,736
with a blonde girl
that's 60 years old."
383
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,738
- It's possible.
384
00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:09,523
But I don't know
who that person is.
385
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,984
- So no third party
on his part?
386
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,319
- Not that I know of.
387
00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,321
It's not the first time
I've heard it.
388
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:19,408
But if I'm 81 1/2 years old
and out there still trying
389
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,411
to get some pussy,
hats off to you, player.
390
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,980
- Okay.
391
00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:26,674
- And we got on to the other
stuff that was said online.
392
00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:31,504
- Honestly, I--yeah. No.
393
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,098
I was seeing my old "Dancing
with the Stars" partner.
394
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,508
- Oh, Gleb.
395
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,843
- And then I was seeing
Scooter Braun.
396
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,428
- I did read that.
397
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,014
- I haven't seen either one
of them in 4 1/2, 5 years.
398
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:45,443
- So where does that come from?
- It's silly as (BLEEP).
399
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,852
Who comes up with this sh--?
400
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,105
You know,
if I gave a good sh--, I'd sue.
401
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,949
But I've got so much
on my plate.
402
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,525
I don't really care.
403
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,069
You can't
even acknowledge the sh--.
404
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,363
- You can't. People still
wouldn't believe you.
405
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,457
All right.
Well, I guess on another note,
406
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,909
we can talk about my daughter
407
00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:05,079
who is linked to a guy
named Scott Disick.
408
00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,957
And I was like, "Okay, come on.
Right? Like, come on."
409
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,751
- Okay, 'cause when I was
reading the sh-- about me,
410
00:16:10,828 --> 00:16:15,131
and then I glanced over that,
and I was like, "Well, no!"
411
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,717
- No! Okay, right. So I think
the same thing, right?
412
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,811
And she's like,
"No, we're just friends."
413
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,480
We need to take Dad
to dinner somewhere.
414
00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:23,773
- Okay.
415
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:30,989
- Okay.
416
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,732
- Okay.
- Love you.
417
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:36,569
- Love you. Oh. Okay.
418
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:39,163
And then, I guess
a couple days ago,
419
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:44,660
Amelia sends me a video of
Amelia and Scott on the beach.
420
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,495
- That's the picture I saw.
- Yeah.
421
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,956
- So there's something to it.
422
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:53,586
- Yes.
- Oh. Oh, Amelia!
423
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:57,015
- Yep, Erika!
424
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,850
- Coming up...
425
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,634
- Aah!
426
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:02,470
Oh, my God.
Aah!
427
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:03,604
[wailing]
- Who is that?
428
00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:09,051
[upbeat music]
429
00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:10,186
- Amelia and Scott.
430
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,646
- What? What the (BLEEP)?
- Yeah.
431
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,148
I mean, it's a what-the-(BLEEP)
moment.
432
00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:16,025
You're like,
"What the (BLEEP)?!"
433
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,651
- Yeah.
- She's 19.
434
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,537
He's 37 with 3 kids.
435
00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:24,158
Hello! I only know Scott Disick
from "The Kardashians."
436
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:27,661
And Scott was with Kourtney,
not married.
437
00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:30,956
They have three children.
Oh, God.
438
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,834
- I am a little nervous
about it.
439
00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,169
- I'm a lot nervous about it.
440
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,005
- But there's
nothing you can do.
441
00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:39,557
And the more you push,
the bigger deal.
442
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,008
- I know.
- Does Harry agree with that?
443
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,451
- Yeah, he does.
444
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,012
You know, Harry was with
Ursula when she was 44
445
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:46,564
and he was 28.
446
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:48,682
- Well, I was with Tom
when I was 28
447
00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:52,737
and he was 50, whatever
the (BLEEP), add 33 years.
448
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:56,148
So I am not the person
to be talking.
449
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:57,900
- Anyway. He's calm about it.
450
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,027
I'm a little more like,
"Oh, Jesus."
451
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:03,030
Amelia has had her struggles
in the press.
452
00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:04,698
But it's now a new headline.
453
00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:06,867
No one's talking about
the eating disorder anymore.
454
00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:10,755
And you know what? Thank God.
As a mother, I'm like, "Good."
455
00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:13,833
This gives her another label
to deal with.
456
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,334
Ha.
457
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,169
We're thinking
it's a phase, right?
458
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:18,596
It's a phase, whatever.
459
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,089
I don't want
to bring attention to it.
460
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,258
- Has anyone reached out to you
from that family?
461
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,843
- No.
- Okay.
462
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,219
- Should I text Kris?
463
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:27,888
Should I be like, "Well..."
464
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,890
Like, so I've done nothing,
in other words,
465
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,892
'cause I also don't want
to bring any attention to it.
466
00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:33,185
- Attention to it.
467
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,854
- Turn right into
the parking lot.
468
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,280
- So anyway.
- Oh, here it is.
469
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,190
- All right, I'm gonna put
my Christmas hat on.
470
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,118
Do you want one?
- (BLEEP) yeah, I want one.
471
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:42,787
- Okay, good.
They're silly, right?
472
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,905
- Oh. Cute, right?
473
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,074
- We're getting Christmas
decorations for your house.
474
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:48,951
- Yes.
- Oh, this is so pretty.
475
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,036
- Oh.
- Let me know if I can help.
476
00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:53,706
- Okay.
- Ooh, candles.
477
00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,083
- Vintage gardenia.
- Gardenia.
478
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,086
- Oh, that's gorgeous.
- That's really nice.
479
00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:02,140
Truth is, I could have taken
a lot of things from the house,
480
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,632
but I didn't.
481
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,967
- Isn't that pretty?
- Yes. I love it.
482
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,969
- Let me take your things.
- Please.
483
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,647
There were so many beautiful
Christmases.
484
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,641
It just brings up a lot
of memories, a lot of joy,
485
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,009
a lot of fun
486
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:17,104
that I can't even compete
with my new little home.
487
00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:19,657
Got that one.
- Good, I like that.
488
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,066
- I don't have anything.
489
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:25,279
And that's why it's so sad.
490
00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:26,822
- When Santa comes.
491
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833
- Santa ain't bringing me sh--,
honey.
492
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,952
Santa brought me a divorce.
[laughs]
493
00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:34,079
- You know who loves
Christmas is Lois.
494
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,841
- Aw, what's gonna happen
with Lois? Are you gonna go?
495
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,334
- We can't.
I've seen Lois
496
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,345
every single year
for Christmas my entire life.
497
00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:43,848
- I'm still alive.
- You are still alive.
498
00:19:43,925 --> 00:19:45,799
That's great.
I love you so much.
499
00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:47,977
I can't wait to see you
in person.
500
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,213
- [laughs]
Okay.
501
00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:54,975
To not see her this year
is really, really hard.
502
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:57,937
I don't even think I'm gonna be
able to leave California.
503
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:00,189
I think they're gonna
lock us down again.
504
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,699
But--
[phone rings]
505
00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,943
- Hold on.
- We have the same bag.
506
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,704
- Adorable.
- Hey, girl. Hey.
507
00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:09,698
- Oh, my God.
- Ho, ho, ho!
508
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,958
- Where are you?
509
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,423
- We were just talking
about that.
510
00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:25,005
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
511
00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:26,891
- See you tomorrow.
both: Bye!
512
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,218
- Anything else we need?
- I think I'm good.
513
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,844
- Do you want to get Scott
a Christmas present?
514
00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,055
- Oh! Why can't I send Scott
over to your house?
515
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,233
- He's not into me, honey.
I am too old.
516
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:36,234
[laughs]
517
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:39,186
[upbeat music]
518
00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:41,355
♪ ♪
519
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,315
- This is gonna be
the yummiest dinner!
520
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:44,900
I love that your dad cooks now.
521
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,193
- What oil do you use?
Can you help me, babe.
522
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,320
- Well,
you need vegetable oil.
523
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,698
- Ugh, this is the problem
with this kitchen.
524
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:53,742
- Well, it clearly wasn't meant
for short people.
525
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,494
- Portia, stop.
526
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:59,039
- I don't think growing up
with sisters can prepare you
527
00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:01,926
for being
the mother of four daughters.
528
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:05,004
- Mom, our lettuce is rotten.
- It is not rotten.
529
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,171
It's brand new.
Why do you say that?
530
00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:09,883
- It smells really bad.
- Okay, Miss.
531
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,220
- When they were little,
you are their favorite person.
532
00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:15,014
Oh, look at you!
533
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,849
They love you,
they want to be with you
534
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,100
every second.
535
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,060
Did you put fake nails on?
Oh, my gosh.
536
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,271
- I also want makeup
for my eyes.
537
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,898
- That is not the best idea!
538
00:21:24,975 --> 00:21:27,785
And then that's it. They don't
want anything to do with you.
539
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:29,945
You're not cool.
Honey, your hair looks so cute.
540
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,948
- Whatever.
- Doesn't your dad look so cute
541
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,458
with his hair cut like that?
542
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:36,535
- You look funny.
- I'm always looking funny!
543
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,796
- Aah! No, stop! Stop, stop,
stop, do not [indistinct].
544
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:39,964
- I just did.
545
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:43,301
- Dad, I literally
will jump a few.
546
00:21:43,377 --> 00:21:45,085
- That's lovely.
547
00:21:45,162 --> 00:21:48,130
This age is so fun.
[forced laugh]
548
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,215
I think we made way
too much broccolini.
549
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:54,428
Your sister is gonna be
coming home in one week.
550
00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,980
It's safe to say that Sophia's
551
00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:57,765
and Portia's favorite people
are each other.
552
00:21:57,841 --> 00:21:59,984
So it's been very difficult
for Portia
553
00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,810
ever since Sophia
went to college
554
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,438
because a big piece
of her heart went with her.
555
00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:07,107
Okay, you guys, we have
to be happy and excited.
556
00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:10,903
- We are. Can't you tell?
- Oh, by the way,
557
00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,113
you need to start thinking
about the bat mitzvah dress.
558
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:14,448
- Mom, no.
559
00:22:14,525 --> 00:22:16,116
- You should be excited
about that, Portia.
560
00:22:16,193 --> 00:22:19,337
- I don't even know
what to wear to a bat mitzvah.
561
00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:21,121
- You know what's sad,
we missed them all
562
00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:23,957
because of COVID
and the quarantine.
563
00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,843
Looking back,
with my other daughters,
564
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,129
this was such an important year
of their lives.
565
00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:31,965
- I'd like mine to be
very big and extravagant.
566
00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,184
- You like purple.
Your room's purple.
567
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,843
- You want to make it elegant
or more party?
568
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,137
- Both.
569
00:22:37,214 --> 00:22:40,015
- Portia has a completely
different experience.
570
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,143
She's never set foot on
the campus of her new school.
571
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,105
She's not meeting people,
not socializing.
572
00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:48,524
So it worries me,
as a mom, for her.
573
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,610
We're gonna have
a small service at the temple.
574
00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:54,872
But she--can I tell Dad
how you're feeling today?
575
00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:56,156
- No.
- Oh, I want to.
576
00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:57,866
- Mom.
577
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,493
- She was literally in tears
today about speaking Hebrew.
578
00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:01,120
- Stop.
579
00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,997
- She's so nervous about all
of the bat mitzvah stuff.
580
00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:05,883
- Is it the Hebrew mainly
that's making you anxious?
581
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,959
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:08,836
- I'm not good at it.
583
00:23:08,912 --> 00:23:10,888
- So as much as we can have her
learn more, we need to do that
584
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:12,631
so she's more comfortable
and has more confidence.
585
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,175
- [speaking in Hebrew]
- Stop.
586
00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,468
- I was just about to
say the same thing.
587
00:23:16,545 --> 00:23:18,971
- That just means I need
to go to the bathroom.
588
00:23:19,047 --> 00:23:21,181
I have all the confidence
in the world in you, my love.
589
00:23:21,258 --> 00:23:22,400
[phone rings]
590
00:23:22,476 --> 00:23:24,110
- Where are you?
591
00:23:27,264 --> 00:23:28,722
- Love you. Bye.
592
00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:32,317
Between Portia's mood swings
and being stuck inside,
593
00:23:32,394 --> 00:23:33,861
I decided it's time for Portia
594
00:23:33,937 --> 00:23:35,362
to have a little happiness
in her life.
595
00:23:35,439 --> 00:23:38,157
So we have set up
a surprise for her.
596
00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,992
Portia, dinner's ready.
597
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,244
- Oh, this looks so yummy.
So Alexia is on her way home?
598
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,204
- I love having this app
where we can stalk our kids.
599
00:23:44,281 --> 00:23:46,498
It's amazing.
- I never use it.
600
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,041
- You always use it.
Stop lying.
601
00:23:48,118 --> 00:23:49,334
- Honey, you always use it.
I literally am
602
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:51,545
in Louis Vuitton
and you walk in.
603
00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:55,215
- That's 'cause I just know
you're always in Louis Vuitton.
604
00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,384
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, honey. How are you?
605
00:23:57,461 --> 00:24:00,229
- Hey.
- Smells delicious in here.
606
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:04,942
- Who's that?
607
00:24:05,019 --> 00:24:07,186
- Aah!
608
00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:10,063
- Oh, my God!
[screams]
609
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,232
- Who is that?
- [Portia sobs]
610
00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:15,027
- Who is that? Who is that?
611
00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:17,196
- Portia, come.
- Is that Sophia?
612
00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:19,031
[Portia sobbing]
613
00:24:19,107 --> 00:24:20,499
- I can't breathe!
614
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,411
- When we had to leave Sophia
in D.C.,
615
00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:26,371
Portia cried
all the way home...
616
00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:29,208
[Portia bawling]
617
00:24:29,284 --> 00:24:31,084
Because they have
such a tight bond.
618
00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:35,139
- [sobbing]
- I'm home!
619
00:24:35,216 --> 00:24:38,934
I want to hug you.
- I can't breathe.
620
00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:44,306
- Two days, you can hug her.
We have to be careful right now
621
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,601
because she just
came from school.
622
00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:49,102
- I did test negative,
623
00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:50,613
so, like,
I'm just being extra careful.
624
00:24:53,809 --> 00:24:56,443
- So she sees you
but can't touch you.
625
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,447
I'm always in awe when I
watch my daughters together.
626
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:02,500
They love each other so much.
627
00:25:02,576 --> 00:25:06,411
And it's something I hope
they never ever lose.
628
00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:08,672
Why don't you guys touch toes?
629
00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:11,133
[Portia crying]
[Mauricio laughing]
630
00:25:12,494 --> 00:25:14,169
- Coming up...
631
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,295
- When I meet Scott Disick
for the first time...
632
00:25:15,372 --> 00:25:16,672
- Oh, no. Come on.
633
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,298
- Do I need to call him lord?
- Yes, absolutely.
634
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,683
- No.
- Thank you.
635
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,510
- Are you kidding me?
- And you do a little curtsy.
636
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,262
- He's too damn old!
- I know!
637
00:25:23,338 --> 00:25:24,980
+- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
638
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:31,436
♪ ♪
639
00:25:31,513 --> 00:25:34,481
- Oh, my goodness.
Yay, I'm so glad.
640
00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:37,359
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
Thank you so much.
641
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:41,280
Oh, my God. It's so amazing.
It's so incredible.
642
00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:43,031
I didn't grew up
taking selfies.
643
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,200
Portraits of people in their
house of themselves;
644
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,703
have I thought, "This
is a little narcissistic?"
645
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,787
Yes.
646
00:25:48,864 --> 00:25:50,289
Amazing.
647
00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,207
But in this instance,
how am I not gonna hang it
648
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,051
hang it up on the wall?
649
00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:56,503
It's so incredible. My God!
It's just unbelievable.
650
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,555
Wow.
651
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:01,517
Okay, I want
to get dressed now.
652
00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:10,225
- Kyle's hosting a cocktail
party in Santa Monica.
653
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,560
We need to slick this hair
654
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,687
'cause it's gonna
'fro out hard.
655
00:26:13,764 --> 00:26:15,573
You know I'm just a tomboy
656
00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,825
just looking all drag
right now.
657
00:26:20,321 --> 00:26:22,237
- Growing up,
I was always a tomboy.
658
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,239
But, you know, when
you're married to a director
659
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,741
and you have to go
to all these events
660
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,251
and wear these fancy clothes,
661
00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:29,536
luckily, he always
has a stylist around,
662
00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:31,538
so I don't have to do
any of the work.
663
00:26:31,615 --> 00:26:35,259
Hi.
Like this, I did not buy.
664
00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:36,668
Oh, my God.
I don't thinking I can
665
00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:38,211
wear these shoes all night.
666
00:26:38,288 --> 00:26:40,213
Oh, God. Can I have a brownie?
667
00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,266
- Yes.
- I don't ever eat.
668
00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:46,645
Well, no, that's a lie.
I eat too much.
669
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,350
Delicious.
670
00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:52,818
- Thank you, Joseph.
671
00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:58,115
- Okay.
672
00:26:58,192 --> 00:26:59,900
[doorbell rings]
673
00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:01,443
- I'll go get her.
674
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,278
- Hi.
675
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,789
- Hi, honey.
- You're really dressed up.
676
00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:08,617
- I am. I don't want
to ruin your makeup.
677
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,243
- I know.
I'm just eating brownie.
678
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,504
If I had white on
and I had a brownie, forget it.
679
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,343
- Bye, guys! Adios!
680
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,796
Y'all look too fancy
for me these days.
681
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,640
You look like a present.
682
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,135
Wow, that's--you're
all wrapped up.
683
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,804
- I'm in jeans, okay?
- Go, go get in.
684
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,930
We're late. Go.
685
00:27:30,006 --> 00:27:31,139
- Okay. Okay.
686
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,642
♪ ♪
687
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,143
- Are you gonna have a drink?
- Yes.
688
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,154
I'd be drinking right now
if I could be.
689
00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:38,489
- Yeah, me too.
I thought about it.
690
00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:39,806
- I'm drinking earlier
and earlier in the day.
691
00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:41,316
- Well, there's nothing else
to do right now.
692
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,235
- You know, we had to preorder
for this thing today.
693
00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:44,444
I ordered tacos.
694
00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:45,821
- I ordered steak
and mashed potatoes.
695
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,447
- Oh, that sounded good.
But I didn't order it.
696
00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:48,490
- I ordered steak
and mashed potatoes,
697
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,658
but I ate steak last night,
698
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,243
and then I ate steak
for breakfast
699
00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:53,671
so I'll just have
another steak tonight.
700
00:27:53,747 --> 00:27:55,497
- Well, if you find yourself
newly single,
701
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,416
you got to get
your meat somewhere.
702
00:27:57,492 --> 00:27:59,218
So have your steak.
703
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,345
- [sighs]
704
00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:05,182
- So what's your plan
for Thanksgiving and Christmas?
705
00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:06,374
- Let's see.
706
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,677
We are actually
gonna take it easy.
707
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,346
- Yeah. My mom's coming over,
and that's it.
708
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,691
- Is your mom a great cook?
- No.
709
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,434
- No?
- She'll kill me.
710
00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:20,531
Um, she cooks Chinese,
like, soup very well.
711
00:28:20,607 --> 00:28:21,865
Like, seafood stew and soup.
712
00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:23,534
- Oh, well, soups...
- Yeah, like every night--
713
00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:26,194
- That's how a chef is judged,
on the soup.
714
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,538
- Really?
- Yes.
715
00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:29,832
- Okay, well,
then she's an excellent chef.
716
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:38,424
- I'm kind of tempted
to get those long nails.
717
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:46,214
- Crystal, is she coming here?
- I have no clue.
718
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,507
I just want to get along.
719
00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:49,384
You know, we have
to laugh it off.
720
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:53,305
And she needs to get a sense
of humor about some things.
721
00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:54,565
- And she's funny.
- That would be nice--
722
00:28:54,641 --> 00:28:55,891
- She has a sense of humor.
723
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,568
- I'd love to see
her sense of humor.
724
00:28:57,644 --> 00:28:58,727
- You've not seen it yet?
725
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,812
- No, but I've seen her tits.
726
00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:02,230
I'm just kidding.
727
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,532
- Oh!
[mutters, laughs]
728
00:29:05,769 --> 00:29:07,402
- So pretty.
I haven't been here before.
729
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,872
I've heard of it though.
Thank you so much.
730
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,575
- Hi, ladies.
Welcome to The Huntley.
731
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,918
- Hi. Thank you.
- Thank you.
732
00:29:14,995 --> 00:29:16,369
- Oh, this is pretty.
733
00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:17,746
- Oh, this is fabulous.
- Oh, wow.
734
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,423
- Can we order a drink?
- Of course.
735
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,249
- Tequila on the rocks
736
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,752
with a lot of fresh lime juice
and fresh orange.
737
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,421
- I will have a regular coke.
- Of course.
738
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,432
- Thank you.
739
00:29:28,509 --> 00:29:30,342
- Well, who is
this beautiful lady?
740
00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:31,435
- Hello, girls.
741
00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,719
- Oh, my God.
You look so great.
742
00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:34,596
- Hi, sweetheart.
743
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,556
- Thank you.
- Whoa.
744
00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,517
- Hello.
- Yes!
745
00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:39,935
- How are you?
- Hi. I'm good. How are you?
746
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,394
- Hello, mama.
747
00:29:41,471 --> 00:29:43,396
- Well, nobody could
get bored of you.
748
00:29:43,473 --> 00:29:45,440
- Good. I hope not.
749
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:49,528
- You are so fancy.
- You need to stand up.
750
00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,446
- Yes, my love.
751
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,406
- You need to show me
this whole thing.
752
00:29:53,483 --> 00:29:54,741
- It's the whole thing.
753
00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:57,077
- Dorit commits to her brands,
from head to toe.
754
00:29:57,153 --> 00:29:58,537
Dorit!
755
00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:01,298
- Baby, I'm sorry,
it's just too good.
756
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,615
- The hair.
757
00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:04,876
- You're never gonna go,
"Is that Louis Vuitton?"
758
00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:06,962
Because it's screaming.
759
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,630
- Hi.
- Hi, guys.
760
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,632
- Hi!
- Hello, mama.
761
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,477
- How are you?
- Hello. Hello.
762
00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:15,479
- I'm gonna do a striptease.
763
00:30:15,556 --> 00:30:19,057
[sexy music]
764
00:30:19,134 --> 00:30:21,101
- That's it.
That's all you taking off?
765
00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:24,104
She looks like a big ol' gift.
Rip off the whole outfit.
766
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:25,814
- Sutton!
767
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,909
- You look like you're straight
from the runways of Paris.
768
00:30:30,145 --> 00:30:31,403
- My God, they're loud.
769
00:30:31,479 --> 00:30:33,488
- We're walking into
a bridal shower.
770
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:37,075
- You were cackling down there.
- We started without you.
771
00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:38,743
- Hi!
- You look great.
772
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,672
- Muah, muah, muah, muah!
- You look great.
773
00:30:41,748 --> 00:30:43,340
- Let's move over there, guys,
shall we?
774
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,000
- Oh, yeah. Let's move.
775
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,510
- Let's get some appetizers
before we go sit down.
776
00:30:46,587 --> 00:30:49,337
You guys want some of this?
What is this, beef tacos?
777
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,965
Uh-oh, I just dropped
a piece of bread.
778
00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:55,010
- Oops.
- I'll just do this.
779
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,854
- Can you make the hot toddy?
- Of course.
780
00:30:56,930 --> 00:30:58,680
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
781
00:30:58,691 --> 00:30:59,931
By the way, how are the girls?
782
00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:01,141
- Girls are good.
- Good.
783
00:31:01,217 --> 00:31:02,642
- Yes, girls are good.
- Very good.
784
00:31:02,719 --> 00:31:04,019
- Oh, I have a question
for everybody.
785
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,520
- Yes.
786
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,855
- When I meet Scott Disick
for the first time...
787
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,356
- Oh, no.
- Do I need to call him lord?
788
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,366
- Yes. Absolutely.
789
00:31:09,443 --> 00:31:10,850
- No!
- Okay, thank you.
790
00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:12,035
- Are you kidding me?
- And you do a little curtsy.
791
00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:14,371
- He's too damn old.
- I know!
792
00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,865
- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
793
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,534
- Coming up...
794
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,711
- The reality is what it is.
795
00:31:20,787 --> 00:31:22,871
- I know--see,
now I'm getting angry.
796
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:25,048
You do not want me
getting angry.
797
00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:31,838
♪ ♪
798
00:31:31,915 --> 00:31:33,173
- He's too damn old.
- I know.
799
00:31:33,249 --> 00:31:35,842
- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
800
00:31:35,919 --> 00:31:37,719
- That is not a good match.
801
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,471
- Would I be freaked out
if I had a daughter
802
00:31:39,547 --> 00:31:41,064
that was dating an older man?
803
00:31:41,141 --> 00:31:43,400
No, I was the daughter that was
dating older men all my life.
804
00:31:43,477 --> 00:31:44,684
So no.
805
00:31:44,761 --> 00:31:47,687
- I just wouldn't allow it.
- Hell no.
806
00:31:47,764 --> 00:31:49,189
- I would lock her up
in the house
807
00:31:49,265 --> 00:31:52,484
and take away her cell phone
and spank her.
808
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,912
- From someone that knows
a little something
809
00:31:54,988 --> 00:31:57,656
about having daughters
in the public eye,
810
00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:01,585
it could be worse, you know?
811
00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:02,911
- Hi, Dorit.
812
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,537
- Dorit, we're talking
about Scott Disick.
813
00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:07,591
- Oh, anyway, mazel tov or no?
- No.
814
00:32:07,668 --> 00:32:10,210
- No, no, no.
- Isn't that Merry Christmas?
815
00:32:10,286 --> 00:32:11,970
- Um...
816
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,768
- Happy celebration. Good luck.
Merry Christmas.
817
00:32:17,844 --> 00:32:19,937
- No, mazel tov
is like congratulations.
818
00:32:20,013 --> 00:32:21,888
- On...
- Mazel tov
819
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:23,556
is like congratulations.
- Oh, I thought you meant--
820
00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:25,058
I'm like, oh my--
821
00:32:25,135 --> 00:32:27,778
- Just tell her to
do not be the cow
822
00:32:27,854 --> 00:32:29,562
that buys the milk for free
or whatever that is.
823
00:32:29,639 --> 00:32:32,023
- No, no, no. Why buy the milk
when you get the cow for free?
824
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,566
- No, the other way.
825
00:32:33,643 --> 00:32:35,068
- There's a lot of milk
in this town.
826
00:32:35,145 --> 00:32:36,453
- How does Harry feel?
827
00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,955
- Daddy thought he was 27
and Daddy was--
828
00:32:38,031 --> 00:32:40,740
- And when he found out
he was 47, he's--no, I'm 37.
829
00:32:40,817 --> 00:32:42,534
[laughter]
830
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,744
- You're terrible!
- Oh, leave me alone.
831
00:32:44,821 --> 00:32:46,630
I'm getting a divorce.
(BLEEP) all of y'all.
832
00:32:46,707 --> 00:32:47,798
- This too shall pass.
That's all I'm gonna say.
833
00:32:47,874 --> 00:32:49,082
- Okay, good.
834
00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:50,133
- I'm just gonna say
this too shall pass.
835
00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,793
- Okay, good.
836
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:56,589
- My son Oliver, who I thought
was lost beyond lost,
837
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:58,475
he calls me one day
and he goes,
838
00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:02,145
"Mom, I met this girl
and we hit it off.
839
00:33:02,222 --> 00:33:06,099
She has an eight-year-old,
a six-year-old,
840
00:33:06,176 --> 00:33:07,651
and a two-year-old.
841
00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:10,311
When he told me that Sam
was pregnant, I thought,
842
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,566
"My God, this kid knows
how to sabotage his life."
843
00:33:14,642 --> 00:33:15,659
- Hmm.
844
00:33:15,736 --> 00:33:17,944
- Oliver was lost
for a very long time.
845
00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:21,990
My son Oliver
has dealt with addiction.
846
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,825
- Oh.
- Wow.
847
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,169
- We've been through so much.
I did everything I could.
848
00:33:26,246 --> 00:33:30,123
I supported. I did tough love.
But it was a really rough time
849
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,251
for a very long time
for all of us.
850
00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:34,919
You know what?
851
00:33:34,996 --> 00:33:37,514
The best thing that
has ever happened to him...
852
00:33:37,591 --> 00:33:40,633
- Beautiful.
- Is Sam.
853
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:43,636
- Oh, hi. Oh, my God.
854
00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:48,308
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Hi, OJ. Oh, my God.
855
00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:50,694
- He's still waking up, Mom.
- Too much.
856
00:33:50,771 --> 00:33:52,604
- Oh, my God. He's so sweet.
857
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,022
They're all now
my grandchildren.
858
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,198
- I love that.
- So you cannot...
859
00:33:55,275 --> 00:33:56,274
- You can't.
- Yeah.
860
00:33:56,351 --> 00:33:57,859
- Judge a book by its cover.
861
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,694
- By its cover.
- Wow.
862
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,538
- Well, congratulations, Rinna.
863
00:34:01,615 --> 00:34:03,874
- You might be
a grandmother of three.
864
00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,201
- No, (BLEEP) you! No!
865
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,036
- All those grandkids
that are Portia's age.
866
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:09,954
- Let's go sit down.
- Let's sit down.
867
00:34:10,031 --> 00:34:11,715
- You guys,
let's all go sit down.
868
00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,124
- Kyle, where are we
sitting, honey?
869
00:34:13,201 --> 00:34:14,885
- Wherever you want.
- I like it right here.
870
00:34:14,961 --> 00:34:16,720
- I'm telling you,
it's gonna go away.
871
00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:18,371
- I know, it is.
872
00:34:18,448 --> 00:34:20,715
- Lisa, you know, truthfully,
my mother couldn't stand Mike
873
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,175
in the beginning
'cause he was bold.
874
00:34:22,252 --> 00:34:23,727
- When I met Mo...
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
875
00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:25,386
- I wasn't Jewish.
- You had been married.
876
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,139
- Divorced, with a baby,
an actress,
877
00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:29,682
like couldn't get any worse.
878
00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:31,059
So his grandmother acted like
I was invisible.
879
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,310
- [laughing] Thank you.
880
00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:34,229
- So I wrote a big long letter
to her saying,
881
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,073
"I love your grandson.
882
00:34:36,149 --> 00:34:37,732
And no one's gonna treat him
better than I will ever."
883
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,134
- Aw!
884
00:34:39,136 --> 00:34:40,243
- And she said that changed
everything for her.
885
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,953
- Oh, that makes me
want to cry.
886
00:34:48,236 --> 00:34:51,663
- Excuse me, people, Garcelle
has three boyfriends right now.
887
00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:54,749
- What?!
- Aah!
888
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,594
- The dating coach made me
sign on to Bumble.
889
00:34:57,671 --> 00:35:00,839
- I would love to get you
set up on a dating app.
890
00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:02,766
- Well, I'm here to try
something new, right?
891
00:35:02,843 --> 00:35:04,601
So I gotta be open.
- Exactly.
892
00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:09,055
- I've had to verify my picture
like five times
893
00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:11,724
because people think
I'm catfishing them
894
00:35:11,801 --> 00:35:13,351
because they're like, "Really?"
895
00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:15,937
- I'm just gonna say one thing.
Garcelle, you're hot as hell.
896
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,438
- Yeah, you are.
- Oh, thank you.
897
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,023
- She is. And she's telling me
how you have
898
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,785
to get online to date.
And I'm like, "What?!"
899
00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:23,903
- You have to have a blue check
before you check this.
900
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,072
- Okay.
- You're gonna have a few
901
00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,440
zeroes before you check this.
902
00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:30,201
(BLEEP) the blue check.
Send me your financials,
903
00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:32,245
and then we'll know if
we're ----in' or not.
904
00:35:32,322 --> 00:35:33,705
[laughter]
905
00:35:33,781 --> 00:35:36,124
- You don't know
what's gonna last forever.
906
00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,634
- No, we don't.
- Nothing lasts--
907
00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:39,294
- ♪ Forever ♪
- That's it.
908
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,305
- Oh, that was cute, Thomasina.
- Is that right?
909
00:35:42,382 --> 00:35:43,306
[laughter]
910
00:35:43,383 --> 00:35:45,308
- Tell us what Thomasina means?
911
00:35:45,385 --> 00:35:47,310
- Thomasina is like
Peeping Tom.
912
00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:48,928
- Oh, my God.
913
00:35:49,005 --> 00:35:53,308
- I really like kitty cat
or crazy cat lady is good.
914
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,059
Those could be nicknames.
915
00:35:55,136 --> 00:35:57,395
- Peeping Thomasina.
916
00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:01,241
- But Peeping Thomasina,
that's just not my favorite.
917
00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:05,778
- The Peeping Tom thing
918
00:36:05,855 --> 00:36:07,906
I thought
was funny that you said that.
919
00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:10,834
- Kathy has been away.
So I filled her in,
920
00:36:10,911 --> 00:36:12,836
and I explained
the whole thing about Tahoe.
921
00:36:12,913 --> 00:36:14,229
- Yeah, okay.
922
00:36:14,231 --> 00:36:16,006
- I was just bringing
in a ----in' coat, man.
923
00:36:16,082 --> 00:36:17,165
- Yeah.
924
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,958
- You know, like not
Peeping Tom,
925
00:36:19,035 --> 00:36:20,585
like what the hell?
926
00:36:20,662 --> 00:36:24,848
- The word "violated" gave the
implication that it was sexual.
927
00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:27,017
Like, it really did,
like it felt like that.
928
00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:28,852
- Look, I was naked.
929
00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:30,511
And I felt uncomfortable,
period.
930
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,348
But I didn't make it sexual.
931
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,141
- I've been in a public
bathroom going to pee
932
00:36:35,218 --> 00:36:37,936
and someone walked in,
and I didn't feel violated.
933
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,863
I'm sure it wasn't fun
for them either. Okay?
934
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:42,190
There are so many other words
that Crystal could have used,
935
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:43,942
embarrassed, awkward,
936
00:36:44,018 --> 00:36:46,194
even say rude
that she walked in.
937
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,871
But violated?
938
00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,032
If you're using that word
when you don't have clothes on,
939
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,709
it means something
totally different.
940
00:36:52,786 --> 00:36:54,869
- Was it not the conversation
when we heard that story?
941
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,037
- I did feel that way.
942
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,881
- The word violation
actually means
943
00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:59,999
not respecting personal space,
which is how I felt.
944
00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,876
- Well, and it also means,
violation of privacy.
945
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,053
- Correct.
946
00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:06,056
- Violation means
to abuse your privacy.
947
00:37:06,132 --> 00:37:09,059
A disrespect
of boundaries, period.
948
00:37:09,135 --> 00:37:14,889
Google it. Fail to respect
someone's privacy or rights.
949
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,058
Don't hear the word sexual
at all.
950
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:20,311
- I didn't do that, but okay.
- I felt that way. That's all.
951
00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:23,073
- I did not feel violated
at all when Kathy
952
00:37:23,149 --> 00:37:26,243
walked in on me while I was
on the phone half naked.
953
00:37:26,319 --> 00:37:29,829
- Hi, girl.
- Y'all, come on!
954
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,495
Seems to me like that's just
kind of normal on a girl trip.
955
00:37:37,572 --> 00:37:41,374
So I don't know. Maybe Crystal
doesn't have real girlfriends.
956
00:37:41,451 --> 00:37:45,428
- To me, violation of privacy
has to be intentional.
957
00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:47,430
Her coming in not knowing
958
00:37:47,507 --> 00:37:50,433
that you're naked
can't be a violation.
959
00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:54,012
- Oh!
- Exactly. That's the truth.
960
00:37:54,088 --> 00:37:55,346
Sutton is a good Southern girl
961
00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:58,108
and she's very thoughtful,
very generous.
962
00:37:58,184 --> 00:38:00,277
She didn't really mean
anything harmful.
963
00:38:00,353 --> 00:38:01,853
We all know how words
can get twisted
964
00:38:01,929 --> 00:38:05,189
and something that's small
becomes much bigger
965
00:38:05,266 --> 00:38:07,942
and has now everyone involved.
966
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,953
- Violation's a little strong.
- It's not.
967
00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:11,454
- Violation is strong.
- It's not.
968
00:38:11,531 --> 00:38:14,457
- Violation is a big word.
- Look it up. It's not.
969
00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:16,075
- Oh, my God.
970
00:38:16,152 --> 00:38:18,962
We're talking about
such insignificant things.
971
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:22,299
Let's just bury the hatchet
so the group can move on.
972
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,967
- For me,
if you walked in my room,
973
00:38:24,044 --> 00:38:25,418
I would be like, "Whoo-hoo!"
Right?
974
00:38:25,495 --> 00:38:27,470
- But here's the deal,
my reaction would be,
975
00:38:27,547 --> 00:38:29,213
"Oh, my God. I'm sorry."
Close the door.
976
00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:30,423
- Right.
- That did not happen.
977
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,808
- Crystal are you up?
978
00:38:31,885 --> 00:38:35,094
- It was walking in,
and then you said,
979
00:38:35,171 --> 00:38:37,314
"Oh, I don't know
what you're doing over there."
980
00:38:43,563 --> 00:38:45,229
- That was not a--that
was not a--
981
00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:47,231
- Here's the thing, Crystal,
and I need to defend myself
982
00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:49,826
for two seconds.
I wanted to talk.
983
00:38:49,903 --> 00:38:52,904
I knocked, your light was on,
you were talking.
984
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,572
I thought I heard you say,
"Come in."
985
00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,157
I didn't say anything creepy.
986
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,325
- I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
987
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,451
- It is so stupid!
988
00:38:58,528 --> 00:38:59,836
- But the reality is what it
is.
989
00:38:59,913 --> 00:39:01,120
- See now, I'm getting angry.
990
00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:02,497
- The reality is
what it is, Sutton.
991
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,664
- And this is what you
do not want to happen.
992
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,051
You do not want me
getting angry.
993
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:18,096
- The reality is what it is.
- See now, I'm getting angry.
994
00:39:18,172 --> 00:39:19,472
- The reality is what
it is, Sutton.
995
00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:21,099
- And this is what you
do not want to happen.
996
00:39:21,175 --> 00:39:23,693
You do not want me
getting angry.
997
00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:26,437
You don't want me
getting angry.
998
00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:29,607
But see, I'm not emotionally
in a bad place.
999
00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:32,610
I'm not moving.
I'm not sad. I'm getting angry.
1000
00:39:32,687 --> 00:39:34,487
- You moved a long time ago.
- I'm getting--
1001
00:39:34,564 --> 00:39:38,208
- Stop blaming that.
- Oh, my God.
1002
00:39:38,284 --> 00:39:40,284
Who are you?
1003
00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:42,286
- I'm a person
who tells the truth.
1004
00:39:42,363 --> 00:39:44,455
- I moved 2 1/2 weeks
before I got to Tahoe.
1005
00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:47,041
So I was very vulnerable.
And I am sorry for that.
1006
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:50,128
And I've apologized for that.
But I'm not gonna sit here
1007
00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:53,005
and let you make it look like
I was some weirdo.
1008
00:39:53,082 --> 00:39:55,133
That's not what happened.
And you know it.
1009
00:39:55,209 --> 00:39:56,467
You need to tell these people,
1010
00:39:56,544 --> 00:39:58,136
all of these girls
that nothing weird happened
1011
00:39:58,212 --> 00:40:01,064
and this is a [indistinct].
- I have been saying that!
1012
00:40:01,141 --> 00:40:03,349
- So then we are all going
to agree on it
1013
00:40:03,426 --> 00:40:05,017
because this is
about my reputation.
1014
00:40:05,094 --> 00:40:06,236
- Sutton...
- It is about--
1015
00:40:06,312 --> 00:40:07,562
- Hold on.
- No, no, no, ma'am.
1016
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,021
- Let's get real.
1017
00:40:09,098 --> 00:40:10,648
- No, ma'am.
- Let's get real here.
1018
00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:12,525
- Not once you start coming
after my personal reputation.
1019
00:40:12,602 --> 00:40:14,652
- Then just own
that you said that to me.
1020
00:40:14,729 --> 00:40:16,079
- I didn't say it like,
1021
00:40:16,156 --> 00:40:18,990
"Oh, I wonder
what you're doing over there."
1022
00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:20,241
Mr. Poppins.
1023
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:21,751
- Did I say it like that?
- No.
1024
00:40:21,828 --> 00:40:23,661
- Who's Mr. Poppins?
- I don't know.
1025
00:40:23,738 --> 00:40:26,664
- Who is Mr. Poppins?
- I don't know. He's somebody.
1026
00:40:26,741 --> 00:40:29,426
He's somebody that has glasses.
That's all I know.
1027
00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:31,669
- All right?
- Who the hell is Mr. Poppins?
1028
00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:34,380
Did Mary Poppins
have a man and I don't?
1029
00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:36,424
[laughs] Now that's messed up.
1030
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,101
- Guys--
- I didn't say it
1031
00:40:38,178 --> 00:40:40,178
in a creepy way like,
"Oh, what are you doing?"
1032
00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:41,829
I didn't say it like that.
1033
00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:45,057
I probably was like, "I am just
gonna back out of the door."
1034
00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:46,350
- I'm just telling you guys
what happened.
1035
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:47,685
- She would never come
into your room
1036
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:49,187
and do anything
that was--like it's not.
1037
00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:50,605
- You need to shut it down.
1038
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,689
- I don't even know
you that much.
1039
00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:52,773
- I'm gonna be clear
about this.
1040
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,442
- You need to shut it down.
1041
00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:56,110
- I do not believe that she
came in to do anything there.
1042
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,454
- Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
1043
00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,780
- And I've said
that to everyone.
1044
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,291
- Say it again.
- Right?
1045
00:41:01,367 --> 00:41:05,203
- No, the conversation
was a little bit different.
1046
00:41:05,279 --> 00:41:06,629
Crystal's story's changed.
1047
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:10,800
When she first told me
the story, it really was like
1048
00:41:10,877 --> 00:41:13,461
Sutton set out to hurt or harm
1049
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,213
or make Crystal
feel uncomfortable.
1050
00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:18,049
- I was, like, butt naked,
and then she continued in.
1051
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,592
And she's like, "Oh, what
are you doing over there?"
1052
00:41:19,669 --> 00:41:21,093
And I'm like--so
I told her--I'm like,
1053
00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:22,220
it was really creepy,
1054
00:41:22,296 --> 00:41:23,721
and I felt like
I had no boundaries.
1055
00:41:23,798 --> 00:41:26,557
Like, when you ----in' stand
over there and say,
1056
00:41:26,634 --> 00:41:28,100
"What are you doing?"
----ing changing,
1057
00:41:28,177 --> 00:41:30,570
and I'm naked,
it's creepy.
1058
00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:35,608
- Now Crystal's saying that
she doesn't think
1059
00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:39,496
Sutton had any bad intentions.
It's a different story.
1060
00:41:39,572 --> 00:41:41,822
Girls, just listen,
you were moving.
1061
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,166
Everybody's under
a lot of pressure. Okay?
1062
00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:44,450
- Yeah.
- Amen.
1063
00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:45,668
- Amen.
1064
00:41:45,745 --> 00:41:48,663
- And you are away
for the first time in seven,
1065
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,748
eight months from your children
and your husband.
1066
00:41:50,825 --> 00:41:52,667
You had a lot going on.
1067
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,670
I mean, I know the night
before the trip, I called Kyle
1068
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,672
and I'm like, "What have
I gotten myself into?"
1069
00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:02,134
Like, as excited as I was
to go, I was scared too.
1070
00:42:02,211 --> 00:42:04,762
But I also have
my sister there. Okay?
1071
00:42:04,839 --> 00:42:08,182
I have Lisa there.
I've met Erika several times.
1072
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,526
And my buddy over here...
1073
00:42:09,602 --> 00:42:12,103
- Thank you.
- My English girl. And--
1074
00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:13,354
- I'm not English.
- Hi. Hello.
1075
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,697
- I'm from Connecticut,
goddammit.
1076
00:42:14,774 --> 00:42:17,275
- And, Dorit,
the British girl, yes, yes.
1077
00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:20,203
- I'm not English.
My husband is English.
1078
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,196
- She's from Connecticut, babe.
- Whatever.
1079
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,115
- Sutton, I know a lot of
people
1080
00:42:24,191 --> 00:42:26,200
that love and adore you.
1081
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,661
And I've never heard
anything shady about you.
1082
00:42:28,738 --> 00:42:30,454
- Yeah, no.
I mean, because I'm normal.
1083
00:42:30,531 --> 00:42:34,166
- So it's telephone.
- It's a very dangerous game...
1084
00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:35,459
- It is.
1085
00:42:35,536 --> 00:42:37,295
- When it's about
somebody's character.
1086
00:42:37,371 --> 00:42:39,297
- Totally. Words can get
somebody really in trouble,
1087
00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:41,674
and especially nowadays
with cancel culture
1088
00:42:41,751 --> 00:42:43,467
and all that stuff,
1089
00:42:43,544 --> 00:42:45,886
this is not the time to be
throwing around strong words.
1090
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,723
I think Sutton has
every right to be upset.
1091
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:52,184
- I know that I'm a little off.
But--
1092
00:42:52,261 --> 00:42:53,853
- Why do you say that?
Why do say you're off?
1093
00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:55,238
- Well, I have
a gigantic bow on.
1094
00:42:55,315 --> 00:42:56,522
- Well...
1095
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:58,057
- It's okay.
- I love it.
1096
00:42:58,134 --> 00:43:00,359
- But it's gonna take me
a minute to get over being told
1097
00:43:00,436 --> 00:43:02,903
that I've violated someone.
That's a really strong word.
1098
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,655
- Okay.
1099
00:43:04,732 --> 00:43:06,657
- It's always gonna be
rattling around in my brain.
1100
00:43:06,734 --> 00:43:08,585
So you've got to stop saying
that I violated you 'cause I--
1101
00:43:08,661 --> 00:43:10,536
- I'm not gonna back down
on that word.
1102
00:43:10,613 --> 00:43:15,416
Sorry. There's nothing else
to say about it. It's done.
1103
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:18,344
- I gotta straighten my bowtie
for that because--no.
1104
00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:26,177
- Next time on...
1105
00:43:26,253 --> 00:43:27,345
- Can we play a set?
1106
00:43:27,421 --> 00:43:28,679
You're gonna be great.
I have a feeling.
1107
00:43:28,756 --> 00:43:32,266
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1108
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,226
- Oh, you have to get on
in half a minute.
1109
00:43:34,303 --> 00:43:36,520
- Okay, I'll be over here
having my wine.
1110
00:43:36,597 --> 00:43:38,606
- Hopefully not being too loud.
1111
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:39,940
[cutlery rattling]
[clanging]
1112
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,859
- [indistinct].
1113
00:43:41,936 --> 00:43:43,694
- It looks so cute, Harry.
1114
00:43:43,771 --> 00:43:46,530
It's cozy [indistinct]
in Beverly Hills.
1115
00:43:46,607 --> 00:43:48,366
- It's got to be eaten
while it's hot.
1116
00:43:48,442 --> 00:43:49,575
- Make a wish.
1117
00:43:49,652 --> 00:43:50,960
- I want him hung like a horse.
- Aah!
1118
00:43:51,037 --> 00:43:53,755
- Why don't you tell me
the truth?
1119
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,342
- Amelia will go to Cabo.
1120
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,212
- No, it's not appropriate.
1121
00:44:01,288 --> 00:44:02,713
- Why are you so defensive?
1122
00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,882
- You're upset because
you're jealous.
1123
00:44:04,959 --> 00:44:09,220
- Jealous of what?
Your ugly leather pants?
1124
00:44:09,296 --> 00:44:10,647
- No, no, no!
- No!