1 00:00:01,984 --> 00:00:04,453 - Previously on... 2 00:00:04,529 --> 00:00:05,912 - You're going kind of slow. - Okay, wait. 3 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:07,497 I'll give her a little kick. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,675 - Yeah! Oh, my God. 5 00:00:09,752 --> 00:00:10,917 - Let's dream up Mr. Right. 6 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:13,846 - I would say kind, loving, sexy. 7 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:14,847 - Sexy. 8 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:17,016 - Not too big. - Oh. 9 00:00:17,092 --> 00:00:18,517 [laughter] 10 00:00:18,594 --> 00:00:20,853 - Let's discuss the elephant in the room. 11 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:23,138 My life drastically changed this week. 12 00:00:23,215 --> 00:00:25,849 I let go of my marriage. I let go of everything. 13 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,401 I didn't leave a note. 14 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,529 - You just left? 15 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,440 - Crystal brought up you bringing 16 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,868 the jacket into her room. She was really upset. 17 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,780 - It's a little defamatory to say that I violated you. 18 00:00:39,856 --> 00:00:42,115 - It's over. It's really over. 19 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:43,700 - Look at me. 20 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,711 Picture of normal health right here. 21 00:00:45,788 --> 00:00:47,454 [laughter] - Sure. 22 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:48,714 - Why y'all laughing? 23 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,999 - That's pushing it a little bit. 24 00:00:51,076 --> 00:00:52,718 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:54,720 - This town is a game of chess, 26 00:00:54,797 --> 00:00:57,014 but no one's takin' this queen down. 27 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,674 - My lips are legendary, 28 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:01,977 and they will never gloss over the truth. 29 00:01:02,805 --> 00:01:05,055 - If you want a starring role in my life, 30 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,732 you better drop the act. 31 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,810 - Dress like there's no tomorrow, 32 00:01:09,886 --> 00:01:11,895 and then tomorrow, do it again. 33 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:14,907 - Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners 34 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:17,484 can kiss my exquisite derriere. 35 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:20,028 - Hollywood is full of pretenders, 36 00:01:20,105 --> 00:01:21,863 and I slay them all. 37 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:25,417 - The strongest substance on Earth isn't diamonds, 38 00:01:25,494 --> 00:01:26,794 it's me. 39 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,581 [upbeat music] 40 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,751 - More toys, yay! Trouble, one of my favorites. 41 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,595 - Oh, we love it. - Sorry! 42 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:38,505 - Good. - Play-Doh. 43 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:40,090 - Oh, my God, the kids are so gonna be so happy. 44 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:43,718 - Step right up. Bring some toys. 45 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,846 - A little tired from last night. 46 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:50,109 The amount of dumplings I had, I just--I want to apologize. 47 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,489 Ha! 48 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:59,234 Mmm. Who cares about a diet? 49 00:01:59,311 --> 00:02:00,527 - How many do you think you ate? 50 00:02:00,604 --> 00:02:02,529 - Like 20... I don't know. 51 00:02:02,606 --> 00:02:04,998 It was a lot. - Oh, my God. 52 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:07,701 - You're pulling on my love bug. 53 00:02:07,777 --> 00:02:09,119 - I've had a crazy week. 54 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,796 So we're doing this live stream, as you know, 55 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:12,289 from the Royal Albert Hall in London. 56 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,874 - How long you gonna be away for? 57 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:14,967 - Two weeks from start to finish. 58 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:16,468 - You know this is gonna be 59 00:02:16,545 --> 00:02:17,919 the first time we're away from one another? 60 00:02:17,996 --> 00:02:19,805 - Yeah, it's gonna be weird, isn't it? 61 00:02:19,882 --> 00:02:23,300 Can we get an 8-foot Dorit? Like a great picture of you? 62 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,977 - I don't think we need an 8-foot Dorit. 63 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:27,271 - In your bikinis. That'd be amazing. 64 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:31,650 - Uh, I don't think we need that. 65 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,936 - There we go. - Are you ready? 66 00:02:35,013 --> 00:02:37,147 - I'm ready. - Three, two, one. 67 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,273 We're live! 68 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,159 - Hi, everyone. 69 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:42,161 I'm here at Project Angel Food. 70 00:02:42,237 --> 00:02:44,830 We have these fabulous boxes for our gift-- 71 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:46,740 - Wait, wait, wait. - Are we live? 72 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:49,835 - Nope. Not yet. Three, two. 73 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:51,670 - Hello, everyone! 74 00:02:54,249 --> 00:02:55,883 [car honks] 75 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,753 - Oh, my God! 76 00:02:59,829 --> 00:03:02,172 [engine revs] 77 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,340 She's luxurious. 78 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,841 She's feeling it. - So sexy. 79 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,134 - Gonna give her some gas. 80 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:07,761 - Aah! 81 00:03:07,837 --> 00:03:09,763 I love you for this. 82 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:10,805 - [laughing] 83 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:12,140 - This is fab, honey. 84 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:17,187 - So this is my midlife crisis, divorcee-- 85 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:20,857 - Is that what I'm having, a midlife crisis? 86 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,035 Based on Tom's two previous divorces, 87 00:03:23,111 --> 00:03:25,204 he's a fightin' mother----er till the end. 88 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,873 If I got a Bentley out of this divorce, I'd be thrilled. 89 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:30,584 - Hi! 90 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,037 - Oh, my God. - That's--oh, God. 91 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,672 [laughter] 92 00:03:38,627 --> 00:03:40,719 - It'll be fun. I promise. 93 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:41,720 Hi. - Hi, how are you? 94 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:44,223 - So I have rented this spa. 95 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:46,716 - Get out. That is so cool. 96 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,010 - So we can be mask free. 97 00:03:49,087 --> 00:03:50,729 You're gonna find yourself newly single. 98 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:52,222 So we gotta stay fresh and young. 99 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,224 - Well, I'm always down to stay fresh and young. 100 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:56,902 - Yes. However, I do have a care package kit. 101 00:03:56,979 --> 00:03:58,570 One, well, I just like these. 102 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:01,189 And then who doesn't like English toffee? 103 00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:02,357 I've been through a divorce. 104 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:04,025 Divorces take a really long time. 105 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:06,069 And especially when it's a complicated divorce. 106 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:10,082 Frankincense and myrrh. As in rich people divorce. 107 00:04:10,158 --> 00:04:13,368 Some candy, some cookies. I'm sorry. It's very naughty. 108 00:04:13,445 --> 00:04:16,755 You need to treat yourself to something wonderful. 109 00:04:16,832 --> 00:04:18,257 And then there's a little Dom in there. 110 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,751 - Aah! I've got chips, candy, champagne. 111 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,211 - That's the divorce kit. 112 00:04:23,288 --> 00:04:24,421 - Thank you. 113 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,006 - It'll get you through the next day. 114 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:28,600 The more things you can do to pick yourself up, 115 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:30,051 the more you need to do it. 116 00:04:30,128 --> 00:04:33,605 And your friends are crucial in that whole process. 117 00:04:33,682 --> 00:04:35,015 - When you're feeling sad, eat this bag. 118 00:04:35,091 --> 00:04:36,349 - [laughs] Yes. 119 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:37,943 - I will. - How are you feeling? 120 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,111 So, like, what's-- 121 00:04:39,187 --> 00:04:40,612 - I have moments where I feel good... 122 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:41,855 - Yeah. 123 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:43,189 - And moments where I feel really lost. 124 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:45,942 - Are you calling and texting and stuff? 125 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:50,289 - No, no. What is there to say? I'm sure he's very mad at me. 126 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:51,781 - Really? - Yeah. 127 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,785 - We were married to really powerful men. 128 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,746 - They get very, very possessive. 129 00:04:57,822 --> 00:04:59,080 - All the time. - If you think that 130 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:00,874 he's gonna roll over... - No. 131 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,459 - And just say, "Oh, here, honey. 132 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,136 Here's your small fortune." 133 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:07,213 Are you ----ing kidding me? I know who Tom is. 134 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:11,092 I know how mean and utterly dismissive Tom is. 135 00:05:11,169 --> 00:05:15,764 - You have all this confidence. You have great looks. 136 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,975 - Great intellect. - Excuse me, Erika. 137 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,394 This is me talking, not you. 138 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:23,438 - I saw it for 22 years. 139 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:26,149 It's not like he's gonna say, "Oh, great, hon. 140 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,734 Do you want the sofa?" 141 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:29,328 - Let me set you up. - Thank you. 142 00:05:29,404 --> 00:05:31,112 - The women's locker is gonna be right over here, guys. 143 00:05:31,189 --> 00:05:32,447 Go in there, change out, 144 00:05:32,524 --> 00:05:33,990 and then once you're ready, I'll set you up. 145 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,167 - No Peeping Toms in this bathroom, okay? 146 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:36,335 - You know what... 147 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:37,786 - You just stay in your dressing room. 148 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:39,120 - You're gonna get in trouble. 149 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:40,339 You're gonna get in ----in' trouble. 150 00:05:40,415 --> 00:05:42,248 - You better lock your door, girl. [laughing] 151 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:46,836 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,005 - Every day, people are gonna try to test you. 153 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,465 We'll all just take a breath. 154 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,175 [inhales] Now hit me. 155 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,353 Elbow. Hah! Knee. Hah! 156 00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,188 Headshot. Nice. 157 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:58,857 Push. Step in with that. 158 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:01,768 Hah! Elbow. Hah! Knee strike. 159 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:04,029 Nice. Hit me up. Move me. 160 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:06,022 - Get out of my ----in' way. - Ha ha. 161 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,200 Again. One, one, two. Left hook, right elbow. 162 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:09,526 Hah, hah, hah, hah! 163 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,194 Ah-ee, nice! 164 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:15,198 We ain't playing peewees no more. 165 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,826 - I got into boxing because I was trying 166 00:06:17,902 --> 00:06:20,045 to get the baby weight off after I had Max. 167 00:06:20,122 --> 00:06:22,381 And I've always struggled with body image. 168 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:25,217 - All right, move me. Nice. Roundhouse, here. 169 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:28,837 - If I stop working out for some reason, 170 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:30,889 my body image changes. 171 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:35,135 So having a regular routine really helps that. 172 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:37,896 - Spinning backfist. Yes! 173 00:06:37,973 --> 00:06:39,180 - Hi, buddy. 174 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:41,182 - Hey, Zoe. - Are you gonna work out? 175 00:06:41,259 --> 00:06:42,350 - No. 176 00:06:42,427 --> 00:06:43,735 - Yes, you--come on, Zoe. Come on, Zoe. 177 00:06:43,812 --> 00:06:44,978 - Come on. - No. 178 00:06:45,054 --> 00:06:46,071 - Follow me, baby. 179 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:48,156 - One, two, roll, cross, hook, cross. 180 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:51,118 - One, two, roll. - What do you mean? 181 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:55,247 - Okay. Princess then. 182 00:06:55,323 --> 00:06:58,158 - You're the jester. 183 00:06:58,234 --> 00:06:59,418 Zoe is stubborn. 184 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,870 She is what everyone calls mini-Crystal. 185 00:07:01,946 --> 00:07:04,423 You ready? - No. 186 00:07:04,499 --> 00:07:06,425 - Take her in. - No! 187 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:09,252 - You come out and work out, you can stay. 188 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:13,265 So I try to guide her 189 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:16,885 as opposed to like this with her, I think it's better. 190 00:07:16,961 --> 00:07:20,272 [Zoe sobs] 191 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:21,389 - Girl. 192 00:07:21,466 --> 00:07:23,892 - I don't want to do it. - Here. 193 00:07:23,968 --> 00:07:27,112 I remember, as a kid, if you pushed me too much, it's over. 194 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:29,114 Maxy. - Max, you're next. 195 00:07:29,191 --> 00:07:30,940 - Even now, I think my friends 196 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,118 would describe me the exact same way. 197 00:07:33,195 --> 00:07:34,953 I'm not an instigator. I'm not a fighter. 198 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:38,448 But I will defend myself if I know I'm right. 199 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:41,075 - Come on. Three, let's go. 200 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:42,461 Two. And one more. Hit me. 201 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:44,412 Knee. Good. Again. 202 00:07:44,489 --> 00:07:46,131 Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee. - Come on, Max. Go. 203 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,957 You know, you want a kid with spark, you know? 204 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,459 You want to know that there's passion inside 205 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,586 and you have a very high energy house. 206 00:07:51,663 --> 00:07:53,963 But sometimes it's too much. 207 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,381 Take a nap. - Ha ha ha ha. 208 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,092 - [chuckles] 209 00:07:58,169 --> 00:08:00,479 Okay. 210 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,472 - She's got a secret. - She's going potty, 211 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,640 and she'll call me when she's done. 212 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,318 - Yeah? - I got to go. 213 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:07,977 - So it's gonna be for three minutes. Ready to go? 214 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,155 - Yeah, I'm ready. - Go for it. 215 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:11,490 - Oh! 216 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:13,325 - (BLEEP). Oh, my God. 217 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,153 It's always nice to get into cryotherapy. 218 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,498 The Ice Queen can take it, baby. 219 00:08:19,574 --> 00:08:23,243 - It's snowing in there. - 30 seconds remaining. 220 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:26,004 - I'm good at it, you know? 221 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,340 I'm cold. [laughs] 222 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:31,510 Thank you. 223 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:33,503 - I want to use my hair as protection. 224 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,013 - All right, get on in there. 225 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,422 - And you want to do only one minute, is that correct? 226 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:38,508 - Girl, yes. - Go! 227 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,060 - Okay. 228 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,856 - 30 seconds remaining. 229 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:47,517 - Holy sh--. - You're doing good, hon. 230 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,269 Keep going. 231 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:51,530 - There we go. - Holy sh--. 232 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:52,680 - You made it. 233 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,148 - Just getting like a brain freeze. 234 00:08:54,225 --> 00:08:56,276 - Well, that's okay. - Sauna time. 235 00:08:56,352 --> 00:08:58,537 - Oh, yes, honey. This feels good. 236 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:01,039 - It's really good for you. - Should I get one? I have one. 237 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:03,366 I mean, well, I had one. 238 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,160 - Okay, I have to ask. - Go ahead. 239 00:09:06,237 --> 00:09:08,329 - Are you mad at him for not coming to see you 240 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,707 in New York for "Chicago"? 241 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,385 - Yeah. - I would be ----in' pissed. 242 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,378 - Yeah. It hurt. 243 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,713 - Yeah, of course it did. 244 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:21,301 - Your wife that you have supported and funded 245 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:27,065 becomes a lead on Broadway, and you don't come to the show? 246 00:09:27,142 --> 00:09:30,685 - I wonder if he regrets that. - No, he does not. 247 00:09:30,762 --> 00:09:32,478 - Jeez. 248 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:34,239 - And then I have to go out there and defend him. 249 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,575 - What did Tom think, Erika? 250 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,910 - Well, you know, Tom wasn't unable to come to the show. 251 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,412 We were waiting until the--yeah, 252 00:09:40,488 --> 00:09:42,238 Tom was gonna come and COVID happened. 253 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,532 So he never saw the show. 254 00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:48,328 Now you tell me if I feel loved. 255 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:49,746 A lot of the reason I was on Broadway 256 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,590 is because of all the great support 257 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,425 that Tom had given me throughout the years. 258 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,251 - Yeah. - This was the payoff. 259 00:09:55,262 --> 00:10:00,006 But why weren't you there, even come for 24 hours? 260 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,342 - I don't get it. - No. 261 00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:04,102 It's tough. 262 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:07,347 It's not a marriage between Mauricio and Kyle. 263 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:10,442 It's not a marriage between Dorit and PK. 264 00:10:10,518 --> 00:10:15,063 You know, my marriage was different than any of them. 265 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,490 That's the hardest part to... 266 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,028 I think reconcile. 267 00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:23,696 You know what I learned, honestly, 268 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:27,408 about moving to New York in those four months there, 269 00:10:27,485 --> 00:10:31,963 I was like, "Wait a minute. I'm on my own." 270 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,131 - Right. 271 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,791 - Like literally. - Right. 272 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,084 - And I'm okay. 273 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,044 - Yeah. - I'll be okay. 274 00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:40,630 - I'm really hoping this is helping you relax. 275 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,758 - I've had a lovely day. This is very sweet of you. 276 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:46,311 You're one of the most kindhearted people... 277 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,137 - Aw. - In my life. 278 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,722 - It's a real part of who you are. 279 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,599 - It is. - And I love it. 280 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,601 - Why, thank you. 281 00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:54,986 - Coming up... 282 00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:58,323 - My daughter is linked to a guy named Scott Disick. 283 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,150 - So there's something to it? - Yes. 284 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,744 - Oh. 285 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:08,491 [upbeat music] 286 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,660 ♪ ♪ 287 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,837 - We hope this helped, and we hope that you'll be able 288 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:15,456 to reestablish a relationship with your mom 289 00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,417 and pursue your dreams at the same time. 290 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,253 Please let us know how it's going. Okay? 291 00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:23,172 Thank you. Bye, ladies. 292 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,665 All right. 293 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:28,594 Being a talk show host has always been on my bucket list. 294 00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:31,189 But I thought I'd be in a fancy studio, 295 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:32,598 having my parking spot. 296 00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:35,694 Never imagined that I would be doing it from home. 297 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,311 Hi. All done. 298 00:11:37,388 --> 00:11:39,439 - Hello, Mom. - Hi, baby. How was class? 299 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,357 - Terrible. - Boring. 300 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,194 - What did you have? - Math, Religion, French. 301 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,372 - Okay. - Computer Science, History. 302 00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:49,365 - You had all that in one day? - Yes. 303 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,210 - You guys hungry? - Yes. So-- 304 00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,203 - That looks good. Yes, honey? 305 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,880 - What happened to my fish? 306 00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,793 - The black and white one is Dorit 307 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,887 because look at her, fabulous style. 308 00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,464 - Fashionable, right? 309 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,549 - The regular goldfish is Kyle. 310 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,718 - Oh, sh--. - [laughing] 311 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,645 Well... 312 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,639 - You killed my fish. 313 00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:16,893 - No, I did not kill your fish. The Kyle fish died. 314 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,228 - Oh, that's the bad one. I don't like that one. 315 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,564 - Oh, wow. Okay. 316 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,734 For a goldfish, Kyle lived a long life. 317 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:29,489 [soft piano music] 318 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,491 God rest his soul. 319 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:35,495 Glenda was going to replace it without you knowing. 320 00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:36,871 - Exactly. - Ah! 321 00:12:36,948 --> 00:12:38,414 - But she didn't get-- - I would like a frog. 322 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,582 - It was her birthday, by the way. 323 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,875 - It was? Happy birthday! 324 00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:42,427 - Yeah. Thank you, honey. - Happy birthday. 325 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:45,671 - Once I got "The Real," things got really busy. 326 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,340 Thank you. 327 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,342 Glenda was hired because I just have too much on my plate, 328 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:50,593 and I can't do it all, 329 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,887 especially with the boys homeschooling, 330 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:55,389 and trying to date. Hello, that too. 331 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,350 How would you guys feel if I got married again? 332 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,518 - I would not like it. 333 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,353 - Not happening, but fine, sure. 334 00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,489 - Why do you say it's not happening? 335 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,194 [laughing] 336 00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,696 - I wouldn't like it. - Oh, you wouldn't? 337 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:11,864 - No. - How come? 338 00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:14,292 - Why would you want to marry someone? 339 00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:16,369 - Well, 'cause I liked being married. 340 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:20,456 Sometimes I wonder how much the divorce has shaped them. 341 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,209 When Jax was little, I was putting them to bed, 342 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,879 and he said, "When I'm with you, I miss Dad. 343 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,632 And when I'm with Dad, I miss you." 344 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,592 Don't you want me to have love? 345 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,803 - You love me. - I do love you. 346 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,471 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 347 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,557 Are you declaring your love for me so that I-- 348 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,267 Wait a minute, you're probably gonna be sorry 349 00:13:39,343 --> 00:13:40,977 you said that. - Oh, God. Here we go. 350 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,646 - I have to be sensitive about their feelings. 351 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,324 But at the same time, I feel like it's important for them 352 00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:49,569 to see what a healthy, happy relationship looks like. 353 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,904 I want to model what they should do 354 00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,824 and what not to do when you love someone. 355 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,501 Anyways, we don't have to talk about that. 356 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,503 There's no--I don't have any plans right now. 357 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,788 - Except if Brad Pitt comes along. 358 00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:03,624 - If it's Brad Pitt, honey, all bets are off. 359 00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:05,251 [laughing] 360 00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:08,513 You know how much I love Brad Pitt. 361 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:12,592 [upbeat music] 362 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:19,440 ♪ ♪ 363 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,685 - Coming! 364 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,696 - Oh, cute! - Hi! 365 00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,606 - Are you ready to get in the Christmas spirit? 366 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:27,848 I brought hats. 367 00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:29,358 - Get the (BLEEP) out of here. I hate you. 368 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,943 - I'm ready. - Ooh, she's pretty. 369 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,613 - You know what? I've never had a Range Rover. 370 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,698 So this is my first one. 371 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,702 - Ooh, I love a new car. I love the smell of it. 372 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,829 - Yeah. And the chemicals really do you right. 373 00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:43,882 - Love it. What's been going on with you? 374 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,718 - I went to see Garcelle last night at her new place, 375 00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,628 which is really pretty actually. 376 00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,463 - Is it? - And she said to me, 377 00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:52,798 "So do you mind if I talk about a little gossip?" 378 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,800 And I said, "No." 379 00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:56,469 - I went to a store, 380 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:58,638 and this woman who's a salesperson there said, 381 00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:01,682 "Well, I've seen Tom at a restaurant 382 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:04,736 with a blonde girl that's 60 years old." 383 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,738 - It's possible. 384 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:09,523 But I don't know who that person is. 385 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,984 - So no third party on his part? 386 00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,319 - Not that I know of. 387 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,321 It's not the first time I've heard it. 388 00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:19,408 But if I'm 81 1/2 years old and out there still trying 389 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,411 to get some pussy, hats off to you, player. 390 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,980 - Okay. 391 00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:26,674 - And we got on to the other stuff that was said online. 392 00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:31,504 - Honestly, I--yeah. No. 393 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,098 I was seeing my old "Dancing with the Stars" partner. 394 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,508 - Oh, Gleb. 395 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,843 - And then I was seeing Scooter Braun. 396 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,428 - I did read that. 397 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,014 - I haven't seen either one of them in 4 1/2, 5 years. 398 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:45,443 - So where does that come from? - It's silly as (BLEEP). 399 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,852 Who comes up with this sh--? 400 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,105 You know, if I gave a good sh--, I'd sue. 401 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,949 But I've got so much on my plate. 402 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,525 I don't really care. 403 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,069 You can't even acknowledge the sh--. 404 00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,363 - You can't. People still wouldn't believe you. 405 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,457 All right. Well, I guess on another note, 406 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,909 we can talk about my daughter 407 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:05,079 who is linked to a guy named Scott Disick. 408 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,957 And I was like, "Okay, come on. Right? Like, come on." 409 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,751 - Okay, 'cause when I was reading the sh-- about me, 410 00:16:10,828 --> 00:16:15,131 and then I glanced over that, and I was like, "Well, no!" 411 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,717 - No! Okay, right. So I think the same thing, right? 412 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,811 And she's like, "No, we're just friends." 413 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,480 We need to take Dad to dinner somewhere. 414 00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:23,773 - Okay. 415 00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:30,989 - Okay. 416 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,732 - Okay. - Love you. 417 00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:36,569 - Love you. Oh. Okay. 418 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:39,163 And then, I guess a couple days ago, 419 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:44,660 Amelia sends me a video of Amelia and Scott on the beach. 420 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,495 - That's the picture I saw. - Yeah. 421 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,956 - So there's something to it. 422 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:53,586 - Yes. - Oh. Oh, Amelia! 423 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:57,015 - Yep, Erika! 424 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,850 - Coming up... 425 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,634 - Aah! 426 00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:02,470 Oh, my God. Aah! 427 00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:03,604 [wailing] - Who is that? 428 00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:09,051 [upbeat music] 429 00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:10,186 - Amelia and Scott. 430 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,646 - What? What the (BLEEP)? - Yeah. 431 00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,148 I mean, it's a what-the-(BLEEP) moment. 432 00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:16,025 You're like, "What the (BLEEP)?!" 433 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,651 - Yeah. - She's 19. 434 00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,537 He's 37 with 3 kids. 435 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:24,158 Hello! I only know Scott Disick from "The Kardashians." 436 00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:27,661 And Scott was with Kourtney, not married. 437 00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:30,956 They have three children. Oh, God. 438 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,834 - I am a little nervous about it. 439 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,169 - I'm a lot nervous about it. 440 00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,005 - But there's nothing you can do. 441 00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:39,557 And the more you push, the bigger deal. 442 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,008 - I know. - Does Harry agree with that? 443 00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,451 - Yeah, he does. 444 00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,012 You know, Harry was with Ursula when she was 44 445 00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:46,564 and he was 28. 446 00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:48,682 - Well, I was with Tom when I was 28 447 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:52,737 and he was 50, whatever the (BLEEP), add 33 years. 448 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:56,148 So I am not the person to be talking. 449 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:57,900 - Anyway. He's calm about it. 450 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,027 I'm a little more like, "Oh, Jesus." 451 00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:03,030 Amelia has had her struggles in the press. 452 00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:04,698 But it's now a new headline. 453 00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:06,867 No one's talking about the eating disorder anymore. 454 00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:10,755 And you know what? Thank God. As a mother, I'm like, "Good." 455 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:13,833 This gives her another label to deal with. 456 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,334 Ha. 457 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,169 We're thinking it's a phase, right? 458 00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:18,596 It's a phase, whatever. 459 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,089 I don't want to bring attention to it. 460 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,258 - Has anyone reached out to you from that family? 461 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,843 - No. - Okay. 462 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,219 - Should I text Kris? 463 00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:27,888 Should I be like, "Well..." 464 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,890 Like, so I've done nothing, in other words, 465 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,892 'cause I also don't want to bring any attention to it. 466 00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:33,185 - Attention to it. 467 00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,854 - Turn right into the parking lot. 468 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,280 - So anyway. - Oh, here it is. 469 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,190 - All right, I'm gonna put my Christmas hat on. 470 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,118 Do you want one? - (BLEEP) yeah, I want one. 471 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:42,787 - Okay, good. They're silly, right? 472 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,905 - Oh. Cute, right? 473 00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,074 - We're getting Christmas decorations for your house. 474 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:48,951 - Yes. - Oh, this is so pretty. 475 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,036 - Oh. - Let me know if I can help. 476 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:53,706 - Okay. - Ooh, candles. 477 00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,083 - Vintage gardenia. - Gardenia. 478 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,086 - Oh, that's gorgeous. - That's really nice. 479 00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:02,140 Truth is, I could have taken a lot of things from the house, 480 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,632 but I didn't. 481 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,967 - Isn't that pretty? - Yes. I love it. 482 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,969 - Let me take your things. - Please. 483 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,647 There were so many beautiful Christmases. 484 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,641 It just brings up a lot of memories, a lot of joy, 485 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,009 a lot of fun 486 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:17,104 that I can't even compete with my new little home. 487 00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:19,657 Got that one. - Good, I like that. 488 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,066 - I don't have anything. 489 00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:25,279 And that's why it's so sad. 490 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:26,822 - When Santa comes. 491 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833 - Santa ain't bringing me sh--, honey. 492 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,952 Santa brought me a divorce. [laughs] 493 00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:34,079 - You know who loves Christmas is Lois. 494 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,841 - Aw, what's gonna happen with Lois? Are you gonna go? 495 00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,334 - We can't. I've seen Lois 496 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,345 every single year for Christmas my entire life. 497 00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:43,848 - I'm still alive. - You are still alive. 498 00:19:43,925 --> 00:19:45,799 That's great. I love you so much. 499 00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:47,977 I can't wait to see you in person. 500 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,213 - [laughs] Okay. 501 00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:54,975 To not see her this year is really, really hard. 502 00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:57,937 I don't even think I'm gonna be able to leave California. 503 00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:00,189 I think they're gonna lock us down again. 504 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,699 But-- [phone rings] 505 00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,943 - Hold on. - We have the same bag. 506 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,704 - Adorable. - Hey, girl. Hey. 507 00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:09,698 - Oh, my God. - Ho, ho, ho! 508 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,958 - Where are you? 509 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,423 - We were just talking about that. 510 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:25,005 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let's do it. 511 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:26,891 - See you tomorrow. both: Bye! 512 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,218 - Anything else we need? - I think I'm good. 513 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,844 - Do you want to get Scott a Christmas present? 514 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,055 - Oh! Why can't I send Scott over to your house? 515 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,233 - He's not into me, honey. I am too old. 516 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:36,234 [laughs] 517 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:39,186 [upbeat music] 518 00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:41,355 ♪ ♪ 519 00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,315 - This is gonna be the yummiest dinner! 520 00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:44,900 I love that your dad cooks now. 521 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,193 - What oil do you use? Can you help me, babe. 522 00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,320 - Well, you need vegetable oil. 523 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,698 - Ugh, this is the problem with this kitchen. 524 00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:53,742 - Well, it clearly wasn't meant for short people. 525 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,494 - Portia, stop. 526 00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:59,039 - I don't think growing up with sisters can prepare you 527 00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:01,926 for being the mother of four daughters. 528 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:05,004 - Mom, our lettuce is rotten. - It is not rotten. 529 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,171 It's brand new. Why do you say that? 530 00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:09,883 - It smells really bad. - Okay, Miss. 531 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,220 - When they were little, you are their favorite person. 532 00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:15,014 Oh, look at you! 533 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,849 They love you, they want to be with you 534 00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,100 every second. 535 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,060 Did you put fake nails on? Oh, my gosh. 536 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,271 - I also want makeup for my eyes. 537 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,898 - That is not the best idea! 538 00:21:24,975 --> 00:21:27,785 And then that's it. They don't want anything to do with you. 539 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:29,945 You're not cool. Honey, your hair looks so cute. 540 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,948 - Whatever. - Doesn't your dad look so cute 541 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,458 with his hair cut like that? 542 00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:36,535 - You look funny. - I'm always looking funny! 543 00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,796 - Aah! No, stop! Stop, stop, stop, do not [indistinct]. 544 00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:39,964 - I just did. 545 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:43,301 - Dad, I literally will jump a few. 546 00:21:43,377 --> 00:21:45,085 - That's lovely. 547 00:21:45,162 --> 00:21:48,130 This age is so fun. [forced laugh] 548 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,215 I think we made way too much broccolini. 549 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:54,428 Your sister is gonna be coming home in one week. 550 00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,980 It's safe to say that Sophia's 551 00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:57,765 and Portia's favorite people are each other. 552 00:21:57,841 --> 00:21:59,984 So it's been very difficult for Portia 553 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,810 ever since Sophia went to college 554 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,438 because a big piece of her heart went with her. 555 00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:07,107 Okay, you guys, we have to be happy and excited. 556 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:10,903 - We are. Can't you tell? - Oh, by the way, 557 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,113 you need to start thinking about the bat mitzvah dress. 558 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:14,448 - Mom, no. 559 00:22:14,525 --> 00:22:16,116 - You should be excited about that, Portia. 560 00:22:16,193 --> 00:22:19,337 - I don't even know what to wear to a bat mitzvah. 561 00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:21,121 - You know what's sad, we missed them all 562 00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:23,957 because of COVID and the quarantine. 563 00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,843 Looking back, with my other daughters, 564 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,129 this was such an important year of their lives. 565 00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:31,965 - I'd like mine to be very big and extravagant. 566 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,184 - You like purple. Your room's purple. 567 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,843 - You want to make it elegant or more party? 568 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,137 - Both. 569 00:22:37,214 --> 00:22:40,015 - Portia has a completely different experience. 570 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,143 She's never set foot on the campus of her new school. 571 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,105 She's not meeting people, not socializing. 572 00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:48,524 So it worries me, as a mom, for her. 573 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,610 We're gonna have a small service at the temple. 574 00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:54,872 But she--can I tell Dad how you're feeling today? 575 00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:56,156 - No. - Oh, I want to. 576 00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:57,866 - Mom. 577 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,493 - She was literally in tears today about speaking Hebrew. 578 00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:01,120 - Stop. 579 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,997 - She's so nervous about all of the bat mitzvah stuff. 580 00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:05,883 - Is it the Hebrew mainly that's making you anxious? 581 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,959 - Yeah. - Yeah. 582 00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:08,836 - I'm not good at it. 583 00:23:08,912 --> 00:23:10,888 - So as much as we can have her learn more, we need to do that 584 00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:12,631 so she's more comfortable and has more confidence. 585 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,175 - [speaking in Hebrew] - Stop. 586 00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,468 - I was just about to say the same thing. 587 00:23:16,545 --> 00:23:18,971 - That just means I need to go to the bathroom. 588 00:23:19,047 --> 00:23:21,181 I have all the confidence in the world in you, my love. 589 00:23:21,258 --> 00:23:22,400 [phone rings] 590 00:23:22,476 --> 00:23:24,110 - Where are you? 591 00:23:27,264 --> 00:23:28,722 - Love you. Bye. 592 00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:32,317 Between Portia's mood swings and being stuck inside, 593 00:23:32,394 --> 00:23:33,861 I decided it's time for Portia 594 00:23:33,937 --> 00:23:35,362 to have a little happiness in her life. 595 00:23:35,439 --> 00:23:38,157 So we have set up a surprise for her. 596 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,992 Portia, dinner's ready. 597 00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,244 - Oh, this looks so yummy. So Alexia is on her way home? 598 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,204 - I love having this app where we can stalk our kids. 599 00:23:44,281 --> 00:23:46,498 It's amazing. - I never use it. 600 00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,041 - You always use it. Stop lying. 601 00:23:48,118 --> 00:23:49,334 - Honey, you always use it. I literally am 602 00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:51,545 in Louis Vuitton and you walk in. 603 00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:55,215 - That's 'cause I just know you're always in Louis Vuitton. 604 00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,384 - Hi, guys. - Hi, honey. How are you? 605 00:23:57,461 --> 00:24:00,229 - Hey. - Smells delicious in here. 606 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:04,942 - Who's that? 607 00:24:05,019 --> 00:24:07,186 - Aah! 608 00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:10,063 - Oh, my God! [screams] 609 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,232 - Who is that? - [Portia sobs] 610 00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:15,027 - Who is that? Who is that? 611 00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:17,196 - Portia, come. - Is that Sophia? 612 00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:19,031 [Portia sobbing] 613 00:24:19,107 --> 00:24:20,499 - I can't breathe! 614 00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,411 - When we had to leave Sophia in D.C., 615 00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:26,371 Portia cried all the way home... 616 00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:29,208 [Portia bawling] 617 00:24:29,284 --> 00:24:31,084 Because they have such a tight bond. 618 00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:35,139 - [sobbing] - I'm home! 619 00:24:35,216 --> 00:24:38,934 I want to hug you. - I can't breathe. 620 00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:44,306 - Two days, you can hug her. We have to be careful right now 621 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,601 because she just came from school. 622 00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:49,102 - I did test negative, 623 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:50,613 so, like, I'm just being extra careful. 624 00:24:53,809 --> 00:24:56,443 - So she sees you but can't touch you. 625 00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,447 I'm always in awe when I watch my daughters together. 626 00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:02,500 They love each other so much. 627 00:25:02,576 --> 00:25:06,411 And it's something I hope they never ever lose. 628 00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:08,672 Why don't you guys touch toes? 629 00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:11,133 [Portia crying] [Mauricio laughing] 630 00:25:12,494 --> 00:25:14,169 - Coming up... 631 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,295 - When I meet Scott Disick for the first time... 632 00:25:15,372 --> 00:25:16,672 - Oh, no. Come on. 633 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,298 - Do I need to call him lord? - Yes, absolutely. 634 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,683 - No. - Thank you. 635 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,510 - Are you kidding me? - And you do a little curtsy. 636 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,262 - He's too damn old! - I know! 637 00:25:23,338 --> 00:25:24,980 +- He's old. - And he's got three kids. 638 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:31,436 ♪ ♪ 639 00:25:31,513 --> 00:25:34,481 - Oh, my goodness. Yay, I'm so glad. 640 00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:37,359 Oh, my God. It's so beautiful. Thank you so much. 641 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:41,280 Oh, my God. It's so amazing. It's so incredible. 642 00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:43,031 I didn't grew up taking selfies. 643 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,200 Portraits of people in their house of themselves; 644 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,703 have I thought, "This is a little narcissistic?" 645 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,787 Yes. 646 00:25:48,864 --> 00:25:50,289 Amazing. 647 00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,207 But in this instance, how am I not gonna hang it 648 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,051 hang it up on the wall? 649 00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:56,503 It's so incredible. My God! It's just unbelievable. 650 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,555 Wow. 651 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:01,517 Okay, I want to get dressed now. 652 00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:10,225 - Kyle's hosting a cocktail party in Santa Monica. 653 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,560 We need to slick this hair 654 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,687 'cause it's gonna 'fro out hard. 655 00:26:13,764 --> 00:26:15,573 You know I'm just a tomboy 656 00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,825 just looking all drag right now. 657 00:26:20,321 --> 00:26:22,237 - Growing up, I was always a tomboy. 658 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,239 But, you know, when you're married to a director 659 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,741 and you have to go to all these events 660 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,251 and wear these fancy clothes, 661 00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:29,536 luckily, he always has a stylist around, 662 00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:31,538 so I don't have to do any of the work. 663 00:26:31,615 --> 00:26:35,259 Hi. Like this, I did not buy. 664 00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:36,668 Oh, my God. I don't thinking I can 665 00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:38,211 wear these shoes all night. 666 00:26:38,288 --> 00:26:40,213 Oh, God. Can I have a brownie? 667 00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,266 - Yes. - I don't ever eat. 668 00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:46,645 Well, no, that's a lie. I eat too much. 669 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,350 Delicious. 670 00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:52,818 - Thank you, Joseph. 671 00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:58,115 - Okay. 672 00:26:58,192 --> 00:26:59,900 [doorbell rings] 673 00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:01,443 - I'll go get her. 674 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,278 - Hi. 675 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,789 - Hi, honey. - You're really dressed up. 676 00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:08,617 - I am. I don't want to ruin your makeup. 677 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,243 - I know. I'm just eating brownie. 678 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,504 If I had white on and I had a brownie, forget it. 679 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,343 - Bye, guys! Adios! 680 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,796 Y'all look too fancy for me these days. 681 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,640 You look like a present. 682 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,135 Wow, that's--you're all wrapped up. 683 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,804 - I'm in jeans, okay? - Go, go get in. 684 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,930 We're late. Go. 685 00:27:30,006 --> 00:27:31,139 - Okay. Okay. 686 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,642 ♪ ♪ 687 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,143 - Are you gonna have a drink? - Yes. 688 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,154 I'd be drinking right now if I could be. 689 00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:38,489 - Yeah, me too. I thought about it. 690 00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:39,806 - I'm drinking earlier and earlier in the day. 691 00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:41,316 - Well, there's nothing else to do right now. 692 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,235 - You know, we had to preorder for this thing today. 693 00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:44,444 I ordered tacos. 694 00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:45,821 - I ordered steak and mashed potatoes. 695 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,447 - Oh, that sounded good. But I didn't order it. 696 00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:48,490 - I ordered steak and mashed potatoes, 697 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,658 but I ate steak last night, 698 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,243 and then I ate steak for breakfast 699 00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:53,671 so I'll just have another steak tonight. 700 00:27:53,747 --> 00:27:55,497 - Well, if you find yourself newly single, 701 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,416 you got to get your meat somewhere. 702 00:27:57,492 --> 00:27:59,218 So have your steak. 703 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,345 - [sighs] 704 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:05,182 - So what's your plan for Thanksgiving and Christmas? 705 00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:06,374 - Let's see. 706 00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,677 We are actually gonna take it easy. 707 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,346 - Yeah. My mom's coming over, and that's it. 708 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,691 - Is your mom a great cook? - No. 709 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,434 - No? - She'll kill me. 710 00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:20,531 Um, she cooks Chinese, like, soup very well. 711 00:28:20,607 --> 00:28:21,865 Like, seafood stew and soup. 712 00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:23,534 - Oh, well, soups... - Yeah, like every night-- 713 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:26,194 - That's how a chef is judged, on the soup. 714 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,538 - Really? - Yes. 715 00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:29,832 - Okay, well, then she's an excellent chef. 716 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:38,424 - I'm kind of tempted to get those long nails. 717 00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:46,214 - Crystal, is she coming here? - I have no clue. 718 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,507 I just want to get along. 719 00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:49,384 You know, we have to laugh it off. 720 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:53,305 And she needs to get a sense of humor about some things. 721 00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:54,565 - And she's funny. - That would be nice-- 722 00:28:54,641 --> 00:28:55,891 - She has a sense of humor. 723 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,568 - I'd love to see her sense of humor. 724 00:28:57,644 --> 00:28:58,727 - You've not seen it yet? 725 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,812 - No, but I've seen her tits. 726 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:02,230 I'm just kidding. 727 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,532 - Oh! [mutters, laughs] 728 00:29:05,769 --> 00:29:07,402 - So pretty. I haven't been here before. 729 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,872 I've heard of it though. Thank you so much. 730 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,575 - Hi, ladies. Welcome to The Huntley. 731 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,918 - Hi. Thank you. - Thank you. 732 00:29:14,995 --> 00:29:16,369 - Oh, this is pretty. 733 00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:17,746 - Oh, this is fabulous. - Oh, wow. 734 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,423 - Can we order a drink? - Of course. 735 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,249 - Tequila on the rocks 736 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,752 with a lot of fresh lime juice and fresh orange. 737 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,421 - I will have a regular coke. - Of course. 738 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,432 - Thank you. 739 00:29:28,509 --> 00:29:30,342 - Well, who is this beautiful lady? 740 00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:31,435 - Hello, girls. 741 00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,719 - Oh, my God. You look so great. 742 00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:34,596 - Hi, sweetheart. 743 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,556 - Thank you. - Whoa. 744 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,517 - Hello. - Yes! 745 00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:39,935 - How are you? - Hi. I'm good. How are you? 746 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,394 - Hello, mama. 747 00:29:41,471 --> 00:29:43,396 - Well, nobody could get bored of you. 748 00:29:43,473 --> 00:29:45,440 - Good. I hope not. 749 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:49,528 - You are so fancy. - You need to stand up. 750 00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,446 - Yes, my love. 751 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,406 - You need to show me this whole thing. 752 00:29:53,483 --> 00:29:54,741 - It's the whole thing. 753 00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:57,077 - Dorit commits to her brands, from head to toe. 754 00:29:57,153 --> 00:29:58,537 Dorit! 755 00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:01,298 - Baby, I'm sorry, it's just too good. 756 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,615 - The hair. 757 00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:04,876 - You're never gonna go, "Is that Louis Vuitton?" 758 00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:06,962 Because it's screaming. 759 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,630 - Hi. - Hi, guys. 760 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,632 - Hi! - Hello, mama. 761 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,477 - How are you? - Hello. Hello. 762 00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:15,479 - I'm gonna do a striptease. 763 00:30:15,556 --> 00:30:19,057 [sexy music] 764 00:30:19,134 --> 00:30:21,101 - That's it. That's all you taking off? 765 00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:24,104 She looks like a big ol' gift. Rip off the whole outfit. 766 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:25,814 - Sutton! 767 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,909 - You look like you're straight from the runways of Paris. 768 00:30:30,145 --> 00:30:31,403 - My God, they're loud. 769 00:30:31,479 --> 00:30:33,488 - We're walking into a bridal shower. 770 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:37,075 - You were cackling down there. - We started without you. 771 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:38,743 - Hi! - You look great. 772 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,672 - Muah, muah, muah, muah! - You look great. 773 00:30:41,748 --> 00:30:43,340 - Let's move over there, guys, shall we? 774 00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,000 - Oh, yeah. Let's move. 775 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,510 - Let's get some appetizers before we go sit down. 776 00:30:46,587 --> 00:30:49,337 You guys want some of this? What is this, beef tacos? 777 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,965 Uh-oh, I just dropped a piece of bread. 778 00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:55,010 - Oops. - I'll just do this. 779 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,854 - Can you make the hot toddy? - Of course. 780 00:30:56,930 --> 00:30:58,680 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 781 00:30:58,691 --> 00:30:59,931 By the way, how are the girls? 782 00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:01,141 - Girls are good. - Good. 783 00:31:01,217 --> 00:31:02,642 - Yes, girls are good. - Very good. 784 00:31:02,719 --> 00:31:04,019 - Oh, I have a question for everybody. 785 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,520 - Yes. 786 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,855 - When I meet Scott Disick for the first time... 787 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,356 - Oh, no. - Do I need to call him lord? 788 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,366 - Yes. Absolutely. 789 00:31:09,443 --> 00:31:10,850 - No! - Okay, thank you. 790 00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:12,035 - Are you kidding me? - And you do a little curtsy. 791 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:14,371 - He's too damn old. - I know! 792 00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,865 - He's old. - And he's got three kids. 793 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,534 - Coming up... 794 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,711 - The reality is what it is. 795 00:31:20,787 --> 00:31:22,871 - I know--see, now I'm getting angry. 796 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:25,048 You do not want me getting angry. 797 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:31,838 ♪ ♪ 798 00:31:31,915 --> 00:31:33,173 - He's too damn old. - I know. 799 00:31:33,249 --> 00:31:35,842 - He's old. - And he's got three kids. 800 00:31:35,919 --> 00:31:37,719 - That is not a good match. 801 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,471 - Would I be freaked out if I had a daughter 802 00:31:39,547 --> 00:31:41,064 that was dating an older man? 803 00:31:41,141 --> 00:31:43,400 No, I was the daughter that was dating older men all my life. 804 00:31:43,477 --> 00:31:44,684 So no. 805 00:31:44,761 --> 00:31:47,687 - I just wouldn't allow it. - Hell no. 806 00:31:47,764 --> 00:31:49,189 - I would lock her up in the house 807 00:31:49,265 --> 00:31:52,484 and take away her cell phone and spank her. 808 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,912 - From someone that knows a little something 809 00:31:54,988 --> 00:31:57,656 about having daughters in the public eye, 810 00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:01,585 it could be worse, you know? 811 00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:02,911 - Hi, Dorit. 812 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,537 - Dorit, we're talking about Scott Disick. 813 00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:07,591 - Oh, anyway, mazel tov or no? - No. 814 00:32:07,668 --> 00:32:10,210 - No, no, no. - Isn't that Merry Christmas? 815 00:32:10,286 --> 00:32:11,970 - Um... 816 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,768 - Happy celebration. Good luck. Merry Christmas. 817 00:32:17,844 --> 00:32:19,937 - No, mazel tov is like congratulations. 818 00:32:20,013 --> 00:32:21,888 - On... - Mazel tov 819 00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:23,556 is like congratulations. - Oh, I thought you meant-- 820 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:25,058 I'm like, oh my-- 821 00:32:25,135 --> 00:32:27,778 - Just tell her to do not be the cow 822 00:32:27,854 --> 00:32:29,562 that buys the milk for free or whatever that is. 823 00:32:29,639 --> 00:32:32,023 - No, no, no. Why buy the milk when you get the cow for free? 824 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,566 - No, the other way. 825 00:32:33,643 --> 00:32:35,068 - There's a lot of milk in this town. 826 00:32:35,145 --> 00:32:36,453 - How does Harry feel? 827 00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,955 - Daddy thought he was 27 and Daddy was-- 828 00:32:38,031 --> 00:32:40,740 - And when he found out he was 47, he's--no, I'm 37. 829 00:32:40,817 --> 00:32:42,534 [laughter] 830 00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,744 - You're terrible! - Oh, leave me alone. 831 00:32:44,821 --> 00:32:46,630 I'm getting a divorce. (BLEEP) all of y'all. 832 00:32:46,707 --> 00:32:47,798 - This too shall pass. That's all I'm gonna say. 833 00:32:47,874 --> 00:32:49,082 - Okay, good. 834 00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:50,133 - I'm just gonna say this too shall pass. 835 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,793 - Okay, good. 836 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:56,589 - My son Oliver, who I thought was lost beyond lost, 837 00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:58,475 he calls me one day and he goes, 838 00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:02,145 "Mom, I met this girl and we hit it off. 839 00:33:02,222 --> 00:33:06,099 She has an eight-year-old, a six-year-old, 840 00:33:06,176 --> 00:33:07,651 and a two-year-old. 841 00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:10,311 When he told me that Sam was pregnant, I thought, 842 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,566 "My God, this kid knows how to sabotage his life." 843 00:33:14,642 --> 00:33:15,659 - Hmm. 844 00:33:15,736 --> 00:33:17,944 - Oliver was lost for a very long time. 845 00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:21,990 My son Oliver has dealt with addiction. 846 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,825 - Oh. - Wow. 847 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,169 - We've been through so much. I did everything I could. 848 00:33:26,246 --> 00:33:30,123 I supported. I did tough love. But it was a really rough time 849 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,251 for a very long time for all of us. 850 00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:34,919 You know what? 851 00:33:34,996 --> 00:33:37,514 The best thing that has ever happened to him... 852 00:33:37,591 --> 00:33:40,633 - Beautiful. - Is Sam. 853 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:43,636 - Oh, hi. Oh, my God. 854 00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:48,308 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hi, OJ. Oh, my God. 855 00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:50,694 - He's still waking up, Mom. - Too much. 856 00:33:50,771 --> 00:33:52,604 - Oh, my God. He's so sweet. 857 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,022 They're all now my grandchildren. 858 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,198 - I love that. - So you cannot... 859 00:33:55,275 --> 00:33:56,274 - You can't. - Yeah. 860 00:33:56,351 --> 00:33:57,859 - Judge a book by its cover. 861 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,694 - By its cover. - Wow. 862 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,538 - Well, congratulations, Rinna. 863 00:34:01,615 --> 00:34:03,874 - You might be a grandmother of three. 864 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,201 - No, (BLEEP) you! No! 865 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,036 - All those grandkids that are Portia's age. 866 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:09,954 - Let's go sit down. - Let's sit down. 867 00:34:10,031 --> 00:34:11,715 - You guys, let's all go sit down. 868 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,124 - Kyle, where are we sitting, honey? 869 00:34:13,201 --> 00:34:14,885 - Wherever you want. - I like it right here. 870 00:34:14,961 --> 00:34:16,720 - I'm telling you, it's gonna go away. 871 00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:18,371 - I know, it is. 872 00:34:18,448 --> 00:34:20,715 - Lisa, you know, truthfully, my mother couldn't stand Mike 873 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,175 in the beginning 'cause he was bold. 874 00:34:22,252 --> 00:34:23,727 - When I met Mo... - Oh, yeah, that's right. 875 00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:25,386 - I wasn't Jewish. - You had been married. 876 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,139 - Divorced, with a baby, an actress, 877 00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:29,682 like couldn't get any worse. 878 00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:31,059 So his grandmother acted like I was invisible. 879 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,310 - [laughing] Thank you. 880 00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:34,229 - So I wrote a big long letter to her saying, 881 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,073 "I love your grandson. 882 00:34:36,149 --> 00:34:37,732 And no one's gonna treat him better than I will ever." 883 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,134 - Aw! 884 00:34:39,136 --> 00:34:40,243 - And she said that changed everything for her. 885 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,953 - Oh, that makes me want to cry. 886 00:34:48,236 --> 00:34:51,663 - Excuse me, people, Garcelle has three boyfriends right now. 887 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:54,749 - What?! - Aah! 888 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,594 - The dating coach made me sign on to Bumble. 889 00:34:57,671 --> 00:35:00,839 - I would love to get you set up on a dating app. 890 00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:02,766 - Well, I'm here to try something new, right? 891 00:35:02,843 --> 00:35:04,601 So I gotta be open. - Exactly. 892 00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:09,055 - I've had to verify my picture like five times 893 00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:11,724 because people think I'm catfishing them 894 00:35:11,801 --> 00:35:13,351 because they're like, "Really?" 895 00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:15,937 - I'm just gonna say one thing. Garcelle, you're hot as hell. 896 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,438 - Yeah, you are. - Oh, thank you. 897 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,023 - She is. And she's telling me how you have 898 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,785 to get online to date. And I'm like, "What?!" 899 00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:23,903 - You have to have a blue check before you check this. 900 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,072 - Okay. - You're gonna have a few 901 00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,440 zeroes before you check this. 902 00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:30,201 (BLEEP) the blue check. Send me your financials, 903 00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:32,245 and then we'll know if we're ----in' or not. 904 00:35:32,322 --> 00:35:33,705 [laughter] 905 00:35:33,781 --> 00:35:36,124 - You don't know what's gonna last forever. 906 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,634 - No, we don't. - Nothing lasts-- 907 00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:39,294 - ♪ Forever ♪ - That's it. 908 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,305 - Oh, that was cute, Thomasina. - Is that right? 909 00:35:42,382 --> 00:35:43,306 [laughter] 910 00:35:43,383 --> 00:35:45,308 - Tell us what Thomasina means? 911 00:35:45,385 --> 00:35:47,310 - Thomasina is like Peeping Tom. 912 00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:48,928 - Oh, my God. 913 00:35:49,005 --> 00:35:53,308 - I really like kitty cat or crazy cat lady is good. 914 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,059 Those could be nicknames. 915 00:35:55,136 --> 00:35:57,395 - Peeping Thomasina. 916 00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:01,241 - But Peeping Thomasina, that's just not my favorite. 917 00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:05,778 - The Peeping Tom thing 918 00:36:05,855 --> 00:36:07,906 I thought was funny that you said that. 919 00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:10,834 - Kathy has been away. So I filled her in, 920 00:36:10,911 --> 00:36:12,836 and I explained the whole thing about Tahoe. 921 00:36:12,913 --> 00:36:14,229 - Yeah, okay. 922 00:36:14,231 --> 00:36:16,006 - I was just bringing in a ----in' coat, man. 923 00:36:16,082 --> 00:36:17,165 - Yeah. 924 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,958 - You know, like not Peeping Tom, 925 00:36:19,035 --> 00:36:20,585 like what the hell? 926 00:36:20,662 --> 00:36:24,848 - The word "violated" gave the implication that it was sexual. 927 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:27,017 Like, it really did, like it felt like that. 928 00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:28,852 - Look, I was naked. 929 00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:30,511 And I felt uncomfortable, period. 930 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,348 But I didn't make it sexual. 931 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,141 - I've been in a public bathroom going to pee 932 00:36:35,218 --> 00:36:37,936 and someone walked in, and I didn't feel violated. 933 00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,863 I'm sure it wasn't fun for them either. Okay? 934 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:42,190 There are so many other words that Crystal could have used, 935 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:43,942 embarrassed, awkward, 936 00:36:44,018 --> 00:36:46,194 even say rude that she walked in. 937 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,871 But violated? 938 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,032 If you're using that word when you don't have clothes on, 939 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,709 it means something totally different. 940 00:36:52,786 --> 00:36:54,869 - Was it not the conversation when we heard that story? 941 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,037 - I did feel that way. 942 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,881 - The word violation actually means 943 00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:59,999 not respecting personal space, which is how I felt. 944 00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,876 - Well, and it also means, violation of privacy. 945 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,053 - Correct. 946 00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:06,056 - Violation means to abuse your privacy. 947 00:37:06,132 --> 00:37:09,059 A disrespect of boundaries, period. 948 00:37:09,135 --> 00:37:14,889 Google it. Fail to respect someone's privacy or rights. 949 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,058 Don't hear the word sexual at all. 950 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:20,311 - I didn't do that, but okay. - I felt that way. That's all. 951 00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:23,073 - I did not feel violated at all when Kathy 952 00:37:23,149 --> 00:37:26,243 walked in on me while I was on the phone half naked. 953 00:37:26,319 --> 00:37:29,829 - Hi, girl. - Y'all, come on! 954 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,495 Seems to me like that's just kind of normal on a girl trip. 955 00:37:37,572 --> 00:37:41,374 So I don't know. Maybe Crystal doesn't have real girlfriends. 956 00:37:41,451 --> 00:37:45,428 - To me, violation of privacy has to be intentional. 957 00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:47,430 Her coming in not knowing 958 00:37:47,507 --> 00:37:50,433 that you're naked can't be a violation. 959 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:54,012 - Oh! - Exactly. That's the truth. 960 00:37:54,088 --> 00:37:55,346 Sutton is a good Southern girl 961 00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:58,108 and she's very thoughtful, very generous. 962 00:37:58,184 --> 00:38:00,277 She didn't really mean anything harmful. 963 00:38:00,353 --> 00:38:01,853 We all know how words can get twisted 964 00:38:01,929 --> 00:38:05,189 and something that's small becomes much bigger 965 00:38:05,266 --> 00:38:07,942 and has now everyone involved. 966 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,953 - Violation's a little strong. - It's not. 967 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:11,454 - Violation is strong. - It's not. 968 00:38:11,531 --> 00:38:14,457 - Violation is a big word. - Look it up. It's not. 969 00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:16,075 - Oh, my God. 970 00:38:16,152 --> 00:38:18,962 We're talking about such insignificant things. 971 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:22,299 Let's just bury the hatchet so the group can move on. 972 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,967 - For me, if you walked in my room, 973 00:38:24,044 --> 00:38:25,418 I would be like, "Whoo-hoo!" Right? 974 00:38:25,495 --> 00:38:27,470 - But here's the deal, my reaction would be, 975 00:38:27,547 --> 00:38:29,213 "Oh, my God. I'm sorry." Close the door. 976 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:30,423 - Right. - That did not happen. 977 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,808 - Crystal are you up? 978 00:38:31,885 --> 00:38:35,094 - It was walking in, and then you said, 979 00:38:35,171 --> 00:38:37,314 "Oh, I don't know what you're doing over there." 980 00:38:43,563 --> 00:38:45,229 - That was not a--that was not a-- 981 00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:47,231 - Here's the thing, Crystal, and I need to defend myself 982 00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:49,826 for two seconds. I wanted to talk. 983 00:38:49,903 --> 00:38:52,904 I knocked, your light was on, you were talking. 984 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,572 I thought I heard you say, "Come in." 985 00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,157 I didn't say anything creepy. 986 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,325 - I don't want to talk about it anymore. 987 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,451 - It is so stupid! 988 00:38:58,528 --> 00:38:59,836 - But the reality is what it is. 989 00:38:59,913 --> 00:39:01,120 - See now, I'm getting angry. 990 00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:02,497 - The reality is what it is, Sutton. 991 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,664 - And this is what you do not want to happen. 992 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,051 You do not want me getting angry. 993 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:18,096 - The reality is what it is. - See now, I'm getting angry. 994 00:39:18,172 --> 00:39:19,472 - The reality is what it is, Sutton. 995 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:21,099 - And this is what you do not want to happen. 996 00:39:21,175 --> 00:39:23,693 You do not want me getting angry. 997 00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:26,437 You don't want me getting angry. 998 00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:29,607 But see, I'm not emotionally in a bad place. 999 00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:32,610 I'm not moving. I'm not sad. I'm getting angry. 1000 00:39:32,687 --> 00:39:34,487 - You moved a long time ago. - I'm getting-- 1001 00:39:34,564 --> 00:39:38,208 - Stop blaming that. - Oh, my God. 1002 00:39:38,284 --> 00:39:40,284 Who are you? 1003 00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:42,286 - I'm a person who tells the truth. 1004 00:39:42,363 --> 00:39:44,455 - I moved 2 1/2 weeks before I got to Tahoe. 1005 00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:47,041 So I was very vulnerable. And I am sorry for that. 1006 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:50,128 And I've apologized for that. But I'm not gonna sit here 1007 00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:53,005 and let you make it look like I was some weirdo. 1008 00:39:53,082 --> 00:39:55,133 That's not what happened. And you know it. 1009 00:39:55,209 --> 00:39:56,467 You need to tell these people, 1010 00:39:56,544 --> 00:39:58,136 all of these girls that nothing weird happened 1011 00:39:58,212 --> 00:40:01,064 and this is a [indistinct]. - I have been saying that! 1012 00:40:01,141 --> 00:40:03,349 - So then we are all going to agree on it 1013 00:40:03,426 --> 00:40:05,017 because this is about my reputation. 1014 00:40:05,094 --> 00:40:06,236 - Sutton... - It is about-- 1015 00:40:06,312 --> 00:40:07,562 - Hold on. - No, no, no, ma'am. 1016 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,021 - Let's get real. 1017 00:40:09,098 --> 00:40:10,648 - No, ma'am. - Let's get real here. 1018 00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:12,525 - Not once you start coming after my personal reputation. 1019 00:40:12,602 --> 00:40:14,652 - Then just own that you said that to me. 1020 00:40:14,729 --> 00:40:16,079 - I didn't say it like, 1021 00:40:16,156 --> 00:40:18,990 "Oh, I wonder what you're doing over there." 1022 00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:20,241 Mr. Poppins. 1023 00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:21,751 - Did I say it like that? - No. 1024 00:40:21,828 --> 00:40:23,661 - Who's Mr. Poppins? - I don't know. 1025 00:40:23,738 --> 00:40:26,664 - Who is Mr. Poppins? - I don't know. He's somebody. 1026 00:40:26,741 --> 00:40:29,426 He's somebody that has glasses. That's all I know. 1027 00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:31,669 - All right? - Who the hell is Mr. Poppins? 1028 00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:34,380 Did Mary Poppins have a man and I don't? 1029 00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:36,424 [laughs] Now that's messed up. 1030 00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,101 - Guys-- - I didn't say it 1031 00:40:38,178 --> 00:40:40,178 in a creepy way like, "Oh, what are you doing?" 1032 00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:41,829 I didn't say it like that. 1033 00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:45,057 I probably was like, "I am just gonna back out of the door." 1034 00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:46,350 - I'm just telling you guys what happened. 1035 00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:47,685 - She would never come into your room 1036 00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:49,187 and do anything that was--like it's not. 1037 00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:50,605 - You need to shut it down. 1038 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,689 - I don't even know you that much. 1039 00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:52,773 - I'm gonna be clear about this. 1040 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,442 - You need to shut it down. 1041 00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:56,110 - I do not believe that she came in to do anything there. 1042 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,454 - Exactly. That's what I'm saying. 1043 00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,780 - And I've said that to everyone. 1044 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,291 - Say it again. - Right? 1045 00:41:01,367 --> 00:41:05,203 - No, the conversation was a little bit different. 1046 00:41:05,279 --> 00:41:06,629 Crystal's story's changed. 1047 00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:10,800 When she first told me the story, it really was like 1048 00:41:10,877 --> 00:41:13,461 Sutton set out to hurt or harm 1049 00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,213 or make Crystal feel uncomfortable. 1050 00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:18,049 - I was, like, butt naked, and then she continued in. 1051 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,592 And she's like, "Oh, what are you doing over there?" 1052 00:41:19,669 --> 00:41:21,093 And I'm like--so I told her--I'm like, 1053 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:22,220 it was really creepy, 1054 00:41:22,296 --> 00:41:23,721 and I felt like I had no boundaries. 1055 00:41:23,798 --> 00:41:26,557 Like, when you ----in' stand over there and say, 1056 00:41:26,634 --> 00:41:28,100 "What are you doing?" ----ing changing, 1057 00:41:28,177 --> 00:41:30,570 and I'm naked, it's creepy. 1058 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:35,608 - Now Crystal's saying that she doesn't think 1059 00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:39,496 Sutton had any bad intentions. It's a different story. 1060 00:41:39,572 --> 00:41:41,822 Girls, just listen, you were moving. 1061 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,166 Everybody's under a lot of pressure. Okay? 1062 00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:44,450 - Yeah. - Amen. 1063 00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:45,668 - Amen. 1064 00:41:45,745 --> 00:41:48,663 - And you are away for the first time in seven, 1065 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,748 eight months from your children and your husband. 1066 00:41:50,825 --> 00:41:52,667 You had a lot going on. 1067 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,670 I mean, I know the night before the trip, I called Kyle 1068 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,672 and I'm like, "What have I gotten myself into?" 1069 00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:02,134 Like, as excited as I was to go, I was scared too. 1070 00:42:02,211 --> 00:42:04,762 But I also have my sister there. Okay? 1071 00:42:04,839 --> 00:42:08,182 I have Lisa there. I've met Erika several times. 1072 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,526 And my buddy over here... 1073 00:42:09,602 --> 00:42:12,103 - Thank you. - My English girl. And-- 1074 00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:13,354 - I'm not English. - Hi. Hello. 1075 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,697 - I'm from Connecticut, goddammit. 1076 00:42:14,774 --> 00:42:17,275 - And, Dorit, the British girl, yes, yes. 1077 00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:20,203 - I'm not English. My husband is English. 1078 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,196 - She's from Connecticut, babe. - Whatever. 1079 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,115 - Sutton, I know a lot of people 1080 00:42:24,191 --> 00:42:26,200 that love and adore you. 1081 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,661 And I've never heard anything shady about you. 1082 00:42:28,738 --> 00:42:30,454 - Yeah, no. I mean, because I'm normal. 1083 00:42:30,531 --> 00:42:34,166 - So it's telephone. - It's a very dangerous game... 1084 00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:35,459 - It is. 1085 00:42:35,536 --> 00:42:37,295 - When it's about somebody's character. 1086 00:42:37,371 --> 00:42:39,297 - Totally. Words can get somebody really in trouble, 1087 00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:41,674 and especially nowadays with cancel culture 1088 00:42:41,751 --> 00:42:43,467 and all that stuff, 1089 00:42:43,544 --> 00:42:45,886 this is not the time to be throwing around strong words. 1090 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,723 I think Sutton has every right to be upset. 1091 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:52,184 - I know that I'm a little off. But-- 1092 00:42:52,261 --> 00:42:53,853 - Why do you say that? Why do say you're off? 1093 00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:55,238 - Well, I have a gigantic bow on. 1094 00:42:55,315 --> 00:42:56,522 - Well... 1095 00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:58,057 - It's okay. - I love it. 1096 00:42:58,134 --> 00:43:00,359 - But it's gonna take me a minute to get over being told 1097 00:43:00,436 --> 00:43:02,903 that I've violated someone. That's a really strong word. 1098 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,655 - Okay. 1099 00:43:04,732 --> 00:43:06,657 - It's always gonna be rattling around in my brain. 1100 00:43:06,734 --> 00:43:08,585 So you've got to stop saying that I violated you 'cause I-- 1101 00:43:08,661 --> 00:43:10,536 - I'm not gonna back down on that word. 1102 00:43:10,613 --> 00:43:15,416 Sorry. There's nothing else to say about it. It's done. 1103 00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:18,344 - I gotta straighten my bowtie for that because--no. 1104 00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:26,177 - Next time on... 1105 00:43:26,253 --> 00:43:27,345 - Can we play a set? 1106 00:43:27,421 --> 00:43:28,679 You're gonna be great. I have a feeling. 1107 00:43:28,756 --> 00:43:32,266 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1108 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,226 - Oh, you have to get on in half a minute. 1109 00:43:34,303 --> 00:43:36,520 - Okay, I'll be over here having my wine. 1110 00:43:36,597 --> 00:43:38,606 - Hopefully not being too loud. 1111 00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:39,940 [cutlery rattling] [clanging] 1112 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,859 - [indistinct]. 1113 00:43:41,936 --> 00:43:43,694 - It looks so cute, Harry. 1114 00:43:43,771 --> 00:43:46,530 It's cozy [indistinct] in Beverly Hills. 1115 00:43:46,607 --> 00:43:48,366 - It's got to be eaten while it's hot. 1116 00:43:48,442 --> 00:43:49,575 - Make a wish. 1117 00:43:49,652 --> 00:43:50,960 - I want him hung like a horse. - Aah! 1118 00:43:51,037 --> 00:43:53,755 - Why don't you tell me the truth? 1119 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,342 - Amelia will go to Cabo. 1120 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,212 - No, it's not appropriate. 1121 00:44:01,288 --> 00:44:02,713 - Why are you so defensive? 1122 00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,882 - You're upset because you're jealous. 1123 00:44:04,959 --> 00:44:09,220 - Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? 1124 00:44:09,296 --> 00:44:10,647 - No, no, no! - No!