[soft dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- There's so many layers to this divorce.
It's so ----ing complicated.
It's very difficult to explain.
[tense music]
- Who's not here?
all: Erika. - But she's coming.
- You know, I'm sure that they were very shocked,
and that they were going to have a lot of questions.
[inhales deeply]
♪ ♪
Nice to see you. Take care.
[car door opens]
- You think she really filed?
- Yes, she did.
- I did not see it ending this way.
I was going to hold that man's hand till he died.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Where's my red, white, and blue napkins?
Oh, sh--. Oh, here they are.
Feeling very patriotic.
Honey, sorry we don't have a bartender,
but I couldn't find anyone in time.
- I'll be the bartender. I love being the bartender.
- That was what I was trying to tell you.
- Yeah, no problem.
- I make it a rule not to discuss politics,
but this is one of the most
important elections of our lifetime.
Do you think I should put these in here?
I feel like that's cute. - Anything you do is cute.
- Oh, thank you. - It's true!
- We could have a female vice president,
and as a mother of four daughters,
for my children
to see the changes that are happening in the world
is really important to me. What are you going to wear?
- I got army shorts, and I got a denim blue shirt.
- You're not wearing that, no. - I could not be more Americano.
- That's great, but I want you to be dressed nicer than this.
- [chuckles] I'm joking. I'm not going to go like this.
- I told him dress patriotic.
- So everybody coming over?
- Garcelle's not coming.
She's home with her boys, and Erika's not coming.
Erika sent a text saying
that she was going to be filing for divorce from Tom.
[phone chimes]
Oh, my God.
- What is going on? - Did you have any idea?
- No! - No idea!
- What the hell?
I was only shocked because we were just in Tahoe together,
but when you sort of look at their marriage from afar,
you're not really that shocked.
Sutton's coming. - How's Sutton with the house?
- I have not actually spoken with Dorit.
- Why? - Well,
I mean, have you talked to PK today?
- Yeah.
- Okay, so they're coming, right?
- Yeah, but he didn't tell me anything.
What's happening with Dorit?
♪ ♪
- Ah, you look great. You're green.
Struggling to see what's patriotic about it,
but you look great.
- Honey, it's the vision.
What do you mean what's patriotic?
Patriotic doesn't have to be red, white and blue.
- It is patriotic if you're Irish.
- [sighs] I don't know if I told you this,
but, like, you know I love Kyle.
- Yeah. - But you know her and I
always have our little, like, thing.
We were on our way home on the airplane.
I was having a very intense conversation with Crystal
over some things that happened over the weekend,
then Kyle turns around and literally
mid-sentence cuts me off.
- I just chimed in literally for the first time...
- Mm-hmm. - And she bit my head off.
And then she of course comes back.
- So it got, like, a little loud for a second,
and then I was just like,
"You know what? I'm not doing this."
- And I was so taken aback
that of course I started to cry.
And then she said like, "Oh, you're crying now?"
- If anyone else had chimed in, anybody,
she would have not said anything.
- Why don't you give her a little bit of her own medicine?
When she's talking, interrupt her.
Just say, "That's what it's like."
Make sure you let me know so I can watch.
♪ ♪
- We're going to put the food in the dining room.
- Holy Toledo! That's a beautiful bottle!
- Isn't that gorgeous?
- First race has called for Trump and Biden
as polls close in Florida,
but they still haven't said anything.
- Okay.
How are you feeling about seeing everybody tonight
after the weekend away?
- As hard as it was coming home and, like,
kind of decompressing,
I didn't spend much time sort of analyzing it.
- Right.
- I just have never experienced someone not be that nice to me.
- This is Crystal's coat. - Oh, that's Crystal's coat?
- And you know what I'm going to go do?
- Hang it up.
- Uh-huh.
I just felt like my space was violated a little bit.
- I did knock. - It was so creepy and weird.
Because there's so much stress about the election,
it's hard to imagine that people would have
their own kind of petty stuff going on.
- Sure.
♪ ♪
- You have to hold my hand 'cause these shoes are not...
- I will. - Stable.
All right. I think we...
- Do we ring, or do we just go in?
- Hello! - Hi! Oh, my God.
What a dress! - Hi!
I love this,
but thank you for dressing patriotic.
- Oh, do you feel it? - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you? - 'Cause Rob was like,
"I don't know if we're patriotic enough."
- No, I've got my red, white and blue...
- There you go! - Oh, look. Look at us!
- Yay! We're all the same... - [laughs]
- Exactly. Nice to see you!
- You too! - Nice to see you too.
- And my husband is looking... - Can we start drinking?
- Yes, please!
- Thank you.
- Come in!
- Mm, smells so good. - You think this is her?
- Yes. - Oh! Hello!
- Hello! - Hi.
Muah.
- Hi, honey! - Hi!
- I haven't talked to you since our trip.
- I know. - Hi, sweetie.
- I was telling Rob, I was like,
"Oh, my God, I hope Kathy's there."
- Kisses. - Erika...
- Only in Beverly Hills! Very handsome!
- Hey, how are you? - You look very festive!
- Wore a jacket that color too.
- No way! Rob?
- Rob. - Nice to meet you, Rob.
Let's go outside.
- Let's do it. - Should we get a cool glass?
- Okay. Yes, I...
- We might as well, right? - Right.
- Hi. - It's Dorit.
- Hi, guys!
- Hi, Kathy. - Hello!
- I'm so happy! - How are you?
- Good to see you again. - How are you?
- Good. - It's like I just saw you...
- English and Scottish.
- I asked for patriotic attire,
but I think Dorit missed the memo.
This is her preppy leprechaun look.
- Oh, that looks beautiful! - Don't eat the flags.
That's what he said.
- No, no flags. Let's, no... - Hey! Hello!
How are you? - Hi!
- You're what? What'd you say? You're what?
- I'm good!
- Oh, I thought you said something else.
- No, no, no, I'm good. - Hi, Kyle. How are you?
She pushed me to the side!
- Oh, my God! Hey. - Hi!
- Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
- How are you? - I'm well.
- Crystal and I are being very polite.
I mean walking on very thin, crystal ice with her.
- Hi! - I'm Sutton Stracke.
- What's up? - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too. - What's your name?
- Rob. - Rob. Nice to meet you.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good. - Yeah, good. Election night.
This is what we've been waiting for.
- Right. - Hello!
all: Oh! - Hello, everybody.
It's election night!
- The party's here! - Oh, my God.
[overlapping chatter]
[all cheering]
- Woo! - Rinna, is that Sabrina?
- It's Barbie. Harry named her.
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
- Harry named her Barbie tonight,
so you kind of have to go with it.
Harry and I have spent a lot of time together.
I think a new persona doesn't hurt.
You know, it spices things up a little bit.
- Grab your drinks. Let's go outside for a minute.
Let's go outside.
- I have to peek in from time to time.
- No, I have a TV outside.
- Oh, you have a TV outside? - Yeah.
- Okay. Where's the TV?
- Oh, it's in there. - It's over there, yeah.
- Isn't this cool? - Yeah. This is great.
- Everyone sit down.
- Oh, look at this presentation!
- You guys, who do we think is going to win tonight?
- Remember 4 years ago...
- No, I don't think we're going to know until Thursday.
- I don't think we're going to know for another month.
- Any other talk to Erika today?
- I did.
- Did you already know what was going on?
- I didn't know until she sent that text to us today at 9:15,
and I instantly called her.
And you know, I was just as surprised as we all were.
Erika had us over a year ago.
Tom was in great spirits. He was beyond charming.
- In a movie in high school. - It was a western.
- So I got shot off the roof and fell down.
- Did you have a stunt double?
- No, it was all me. [laughter]
- Erika was enjoying watching Tom be charming with us.
There was just no sign
of anything that would lead to a divorce.
- It was a surprise. - Mm-hmm.
- You know, we don't know enough about what's happening.
- We don't know what goes on behind closed doors.
- You don't! - You never, never know.
- I know that if I was going through a divorce,
I would have shared it with these women.
I'm not judging, I'm just thinking,
"Gosh, I thought we were closer than that."
Now, not to make things awkward,
but I know that you guys have not seen each other
since Lake Tahoe and on the plane.
- Right. Right.
- And you guys had your thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, I know that I had my little breakdown,
and I have apologized, and I felt good when we left,
so I don't know if there's anything left to say.
- You know, it was good. I think it was fine.
- What was the report from Crystal
from her first trip with the ladies?
- You know what, she had
a great time with almost everybody.
- Yeah. Almost everybody. - Almost everybody.
- So who is the almost not, Sutton?
- Yeah.
- From the way I heard the story,
it was just, you know, it was a girl's trip,
and just, you know, she walked in to return a sweater.
- First of all, I would never walk in to someone's room
without knocking, and secondly, if I saw that they were...
- Dude, if you and I were on a guy's trip,
you'd walk in my room in a ----ing nanosecond.
- Yeah, but this isn't a guy's trip.
- What are you even talking about?
You don't even have to...
- It's not a ----ing guy's trip, Moe.
- Let's be real. I don't think I'd invite you
on a guy's trip to be... - Good, so we're good.
- [laughs]
- I'm not coming, you're not inviting.
All he does is smoke the doobie and talk sh--,
so I'm not sure I'd bother.
- I got home that afternoon, and I got on the scale.
And I lost five pounds.
- Well, thank you! - How fabulous!
- Say, "Thank you, Sutton!" - Hallelujah!
- Wow!
- Wait, say... - A new weight-loss program.
- You guys, wait.
It wasn't like a great feeling because, like,
I have food issues, like, whatever.
- I am sorry. I am not going to--
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I am not responsible for anybody losing five pounds. No.
- Like, I'm anger hungry. - Wait, hold on.
I want to hear this.
- No, I'm a recovering bulimic, so, like...
and I say recovering because, like, it's...
I don't know what it's like to be any other thing.
- I didn't know that. - I know you don't.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Do you want to invest in our friendship like this?
- I think I have.
- Then don't ever talk to me like that again.
- I got home, and I got on the scale.
And I lost five pounds.
- Well, thank you! - How fabulous!
- Wait, say "Thank you, Sutton." - Hallelujah!
- Wait, hold on. I want to hear this.
- No, I'm a recovering bulimic, so, like...
- Oh! - And I say recovering because,
like, it's...
I don't know what it's like to be any other thing.
- I didn't know that. - I know you don't.
- But that's really nice for you to share that.
- Brave of you to share that.
- That's so important to share that.
- It was not, like, a good weight loss.
I was like, "Okay, this is sort of indicative
how I felt about the trip."
To be clear, I didn't have a relapse on the trip.
I was just under so much stress,
and I was just having
such a horrible time I just couldn't eat.
- How long have you had this problem?
- I became a bulimic when I was 11.
- You what?
- I was a bulimic when I was 11.
- I just want the girls to know how hyperaware I am
of my weight,
and some of the struggles that I go through.
I will say that, like, it's under control.
- Good!
- But it's not something that I've ever hidden
because it's been so long,
or I'm not suffering on a daily about it.
I was 11 years old when I watched a video in class
about eating disorders,
and obviously it was a negative message.
And then I sort of picked up some tools from it,
and that's when it began. Even, like, in high school,
I felt very, like, normal to talk about it.
Like it was, I have a grasp at it,
and I think that was also part of my sickness.
Like, "Oh, I can talk about it. I'm normal about it."
- Right.
- I think everyone's experience is different.
- Wow.
- But by you sharing that, it's going to help someone.
- I watched a lot of movies... - Sure does.
It will help someone.
- I think Amelia being so brave
and so honest about her story...
- There's so much I need to say about anorexia
because, like, I could've died.
- It helped Kyle come out, I think.
- When I was younger, I had my own problems.
- Did you? - Yeah.
But I never wanted to say because I never wanted my kids
to have that problem, you know what I mean?
- I love that Crystal has just been this open
because once you are honest about it,
it helps you and it helps other people.
- I didn't think I would actually talk about that.
- Let me hug you because that's a big deal.
That was brave.
- I'm nervous about this election.
- Are you?
- It almost can't be that bad
because it already was that bad.
- It won't be. It's only 4 more years.
That's the way I look at it.
- I'm going to Costa Rica maybe if it doesn't go well tonight.
- You know what, we're not... - Uh-oh.
- No, come on, come on. - Come talk to me for a second.
- There's enough stuff going on.
- Let me talk to you for a minute.
- Where? Here? - No.
I'm coming to paddle you for your behavior on the plane.
- Excuse me?
- I don't know why this is in here, actually.
- Really, you don't know why that's in there?
I don't know why you have a paddle.
- I just wanted to talk to you...
- Food.
- About what happened on the plane.
- Okay.
- This is not the first time this has happened
between Dorit and me.
We've had this conversation before in this exact room,
and I poured my heart out to her.
I really do love you, and I feel like
we're a friendship that's going to last a lifetime.
And I really don't want to see that just tossed away
over stupid, petty crap.
I cannot keep doing this with her every couple months.
Either we fix it and put a stop to this,
or we're not going to be friends.
On the plane, I only wanted to say one thing to Crystal,
and you screamed at me.
You said, "Can I just finish my sentence?"
If anyone else had jumped in and, like, chimed in like that,
you would have not had that same reaction.
I feel like you treat me differently than the others,
and I don't know what that is.
- Okay, first off, last year you interrupted me
in the middle of my sentences a lot.
You and I had-- then from there I said...
- But you... - Own up to what you did...
- For crying out loud, let me-- - You never stop talking!
- And it's almost as if you don't feel what I have to say
has as much value as what you have to say.
You scream this all the time, "You talk too much.
I never get a chance."
The only thing I said was, "Let me finish a sentence."
- No, you screamed that at me, Dorit. And what's...
- No, but, Kyle, it's only that you interrupt
in mid-sentence, that's all.
- No, honey, 45 minutes...
- I was not talking for 45 minutes.
- We hung out last week.
The wives were away, and the girls rang.
Do you remember we put the phones together,
and we were so drunk, I said, "Watch this."
- We were right here at this bar.
- I put Kyle on speaker on his phone,
Dorit on speaker on my phone. I put the two phones together.
I put them over there,
and we just carried on drinking.
- Nice! - And they kept talking,
and they had no idea that we weren't listening.
- They'd been together the whole night,
and they carried on talking.
- Fantastic!
- Am I an important friend to you?
- Yes, I just said that.
- Do you want to make this effort with me?
Like, do you want to invest in our friendship like this?
- I think I have.
- Then don't ever talk to me like that again
because that's not what friends do.
- You're actually turning around to me
and putting our friendship on the line because I said to you,
"Can you not interrupt another sentence of mine?"
- Yeah, but friends don't do-- it was one time I spoke.
- Should I say that last year you said, "(BLEEP) you, Dorit.
(BLEEP) you!" You break down in tears!
- (BLEEP) you! (BLEEP) you, Dorit.
You can't tell me how I feel and react to things, okay?
- Did I turn around and say to you after that,
"You know what, you want to be friends with me,
don't ever speak to me that way?"
No, I didn't.
- Last year we were in a heated moment.
Everyone was at the table in a heated moment.
On the plane, it was calm and nice.
I was waiting for an in, waiting for an in,
and I didn't want to be accused of that,
so I was trying to be respectful
because I do care about you.
And I know what you said last year, and I heard that.
And I took it to heart.
- Okay, well then we're good, Kyle.
We're good. Let's go back to your guests.
- I want to really be good and not just say that we're good.
- We're good. We're good.
- Now you're doing the Erika, "We're good."
- I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to do this.
- We're good. We're good. I'm fine.
- Why are you walking away?
- Because I'm done.
- Coming up...
- Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go?
Can I ask?
- This particular one about 380.
- Okay.
- Okay, well then we're good, Kyle.
Good. - Why are you walking away?
- Because I'm done.
[tense music]
- [sighs]
- I'm just, like, really disappointed in her right now,
and if you hadn't brought my dad tonight, I wouldn't leave.
But I do want to get back to my parents'.
- Are we going? - I'd like to.
- Okay, well, immediately? Or straight away?
- Immediately, if not sooner. - I guess that's it then, huh?
- Thank you, Rob. Moe, I love you.
- Who's winning?
- Biden's in the lead. - Oh, Portia,
this is your patriotic wear, with your orange scrunchie?
- Guys, I love you. - Are you leaving?
- I love you. - Are you leaving?
- I am. My dad just came in this morning.
- Go see your dad!
- I know, and I told them I'd be gone
for a couple of hours, but I want to see them.
Love you. Bye, guys.
I came to Kyle's party because she's my friend.
- Why can't we stay a little longer, eat...
- Let me see my parents.
But if she's going to treatment me like this,
I don't need to be here. I'm ready to go.
- Love you. Bye, darling.
- [sighs]
So annoying. Not fun.
- Didn't really eat anything.
We were in the middle of a conversation.
- You had a hamburger before you left
an hour and a half ago. - No, but I'm just saying.
They could throw it as,
that we were rude, we left early.
We didn't eat. You know, I'm just saying.
- Well, that's not what friends do, PK,
and it's definitely not
what friends do what she did tonight.
- Hi, sit down.
- [sighs] - Are we okay?
- Feeling bad Dorit left 'cause she got upset with me.
- No, no, no! Her dad... - No, she was here...
She already said her dad just arrived.
- PK wanted to stay. - Did you guys not work it out?
- I just want to nip it in the bud.
- She's just happy she's not in the middle of this one.
[laughter]
- I love you, mother... - Praise baby Jesus!
- Look, you guys! - We are now hearing at 11:41
from both sides that a winner will not be determined tonight.
- Neither campaign expects there to be a result tonight?
- Correct. - It's all too early to call.
- Too early to call!
- This is just a big, anticlimactic evening, Kyle.
♪ ♪
- This one's fancy.
- Well!
- Welcome to my private Bentley shopping day.
- Oh, my God.
- I wanted to be able to enjoy it without our masks on,
so they closed it up for us.
- Well, of course! Wow!
- When you shop for couture, you're by yourself.
You get to try it on by yourself,
so this makes complete sense to me.
This is how you shop.
- Okay, what are we looking for?
- Okay. - What's our vibe?
- I like a convertible.
I came here on Saturday. I've seen a couple of models.
- Okay.
- And so I think I like this one and...
- Maybe you get one, I get one, who knows?
- Yeah, buy one, get one.
- My very first car was a Toyota Tercel.
Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go?
Can I ask? You know me.
- This particular one about 380.
- Okay.
And then when I could afford something
a little bit more fancy, I got a Mazda RX-7,
and I didn't know how to drive a stick shift.
So I'm leaving the dealer and I'm like this. [laughs]
- See, I love that green, but I want a convertible.
You missed Kyle's election party.
- Yes! I was home.
- Were you just at home with the boys.
- I was home with the boys. They were upstairs.
I tried to coerce them to come down.
- Yeah.
- They came down for five minutes,
and then I had a glass of tequila.
- I texted Erika yesterday. - And did she come?
- No, she didn't come. - Okay, I was going to say.
- And I ask Lisa.
I said, "Did she mention anything to you?"
And she's like, "No."
- When my life started unraveling with my divorce,
I didn't want to see people.
I didn't want to do anything, and Erika it was in the press.
People knew about it,
so I can understand why she wouldn't show up.
- Thank you, B. - You can close the top.
I'll show you where that is.
- No, we're not closing the top!
- This is so decadent!
- Most importantly, have fun!
- Okay, yes. - Thank you. Not too much fun!
[laughter]
- My business manager has talked to them.
They already know what I can afford.
- Which is private.
It's not a plane, but it's a nice car.
- Oh! You're going kind of slow.
- Okay, wait. I'll give her a little kick.
- Yeah--oh, my God! [laughs]
Okay, calm down! Good for you, Sutton.
- I did good. - Good for you.
You're doing a lot of changes though.
- I know.
- Is there something that I should know about?
- Well, you know... - Like new house...
- Is this what we call a midlife crisis?
- Men get Porsches and Corvettes.
You get a Bentley.
- That's awesome, thank you. - You're welcome.
- This is my first car that I've ever bought for myself
without asking permission.
This feels right. Sold!
- Now let's go pay for it.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Did you like meeting everyone last night?
- Yeah, it was actually really nice.
- You seem like you were having a really good time.
- I was having a good time.
You know, Mauricio has really good taste in wine.
- Oh, that's a good friend to have.
- Yes.
- It's a good group, so... - Yeah.
I talked to Sutton a little bit,
and she seems very easy to talk to.
- I know that you're friends with Jennifer Tilly.
- Yeah.
She worked on a movie with you! She told me.
- Two movies!
- She said you were just a really nice guy.
- I will say,
she was on her best behavior last night.
Rob is very likable. He's forgiving,
and he definitely gives people the benefit of the doubt.
- We had a nice chat. - He's a lot nicer than I am.
[laughs]
- Hi, Zoebear!
She is...
- Yeah, she's tired. She's tired.
- Tired, hormones. - It's the end of the day.
- You want to play Mahjong? - Yeah!
- All right. [indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, careful. Can you pick those up?
Thank you.
First of all, we have to take out all of these.
- Rob and I have totally different styles of parenting,
and it can be a challenge sometimes.
I am the hard ass.
- Can you count to 10? - Do you want to eat this now?
- Yes, [indistinct]. - That's good.
- Rob's a coddler. Hates that word.
- You are going that way or no? - We're just going to sit here.
- Oh, the family room?
- Yeah. Here. - Oh, okay.
- Thank you. - I'll top you off.
- Every week he shows the kids another movie from the '40s.
That's something that's really special for the three of them.
I'm not invited. I have to make the popcorn for them.
- Okay, so remember we talked
about ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles.
So now you've gotten rid of one because you came over here.
- Because you have to go finish your dinner.
- I don't even know what to take away anymore at this point.
I'm like, "Bleh."
- You know I was very surprised when Lisa came up and said
that you had told everybody about your eating disorder.
- Our daughter suffered from an eating disorder.
- Yeah.
- And so, when she shared that I was like,
"Wow. She's very brave just to share that."
- Good for you. - Yeah.
- It's a weird topic to connect with someone.
- Well, but you like food. - I love food.
- Yeah.
- And actually I always wanted to say I loved it,
and that was really hard.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, I couldn't, like,
admit liking food. - Really?
- Because I had so much shame around food.
- Right.
- My body stuff is so deeply rooted in, like, my childhood.
I had always felt like the chubby one
wanting to be blonde, blue-eyed and skinny.
I totally wanted to be American,
and what that meant to me as a child was white.
You know, I always felt like the ugly kid.
- Right.
- Then I grew into an age of, like, wanting to be so pretty.
- Sure.
- And now I've reached a point where like, I really don't care.
I don't even think we've even talked about this
like that in-depth.
My bulimia peaked around the end
of high school into college, so my parents don't know.
My mom still doesn't know about it.
- Totally. It's interesting because...
- Pardon?
- Okay.
She'll say to me now, like, "Mommy, your legs are skinny."
And I'm like, "Mommy works out. They're healthy."
- Sure. - It's so much work to, like,
get her to not use those terms.
- Right, I mean, okay. - She cares--hi, Maxy.
- Are you going to get ice cream too for dessert?
- Lucy? - Hm?
- Can you make Max those sesame balls?
Maxy, you can have the number of your age.
- Eight? - That's a lot of balls, dude.
That's what she said! - [laughs]
- Coming up...
- [screams. laughs]
- All right.
You're going to put that fire out!
- [laughs] Whoo!
[upbeat music]
- You're in trouble.
Kyle's going to come in here and be like, "I told you all
to get mannequins with arms and heads."
- You know him, trying to...
- We're going to get the boards off of this,
and then the windows are going to be open.
And it's going to look...
it might look better with the boards up.
♪ ♪
[car beeps]
- Everything is so weird that it's all boarded up like this.
- Oh, how beautiful! And it smells good!
- Hi! - Hi!
- Hello! - You look so pretty!
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi!
- How are you?
- Honey, this is gorgeous! - Hi, loves.
- Wow! Look at your outfit! - You look pretty!
- I just, like, wanted to be comfortable today.
- Thank you. - Oh, you're carrying denim now?
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's good denim. - I mean, I'm small, so...
- Very nice. Now that's...
is that one of those mama jeans?
- Kathy doesn't like mom jeans. - I don't like the ones...
everyone thinks it's so cool...
- When they rise up, like when they raise...
- Where they come up here...
- Yeah. - And your ass
looks this long. I don't like it.
- First the kids are making fun of you
because you're wearing mom jeans,
and now mom jeans are cool and happening.
It's hard to keep up!
- They're kind of cute though. - They are?
- All I know is they're ugly but everyone's wearing them,
so I have to wear them too!
- So who all is coming Saturday?
- It's like a Parisian vibe, right?
- It's Parisian vibe.
- Just so you know, I'm so excited
because I know what I'm going to wear!
- don't know what I'm going to wear.
I think everybody's going to...
I mean, I don't know. - Yeah.
- I haven't heard from everybody.
- No one's RSP'd. Just put it out there,
and whoever shows up, shows up.
- You know, I like having a $35,000 party
and just, "Just show up."
- Exactly!
- I am desperate to give a party, like desperate.
And I just want to invite all the girls to my house.
- Technically, it's my house, but okay, yes.
She's leasing it.
- I really like these too. - So did we find out anything?
I want to really figure out this Erika thing.
- Erika thing?
- Did anybody speak other than texting?
- Has any... yeah.
What do you know? What's the scoop?
- No because she said I'm exhausted, so I thought,
"Okay, well that means
I don't want to talk about it right now."
- Yeah, so I guess I'll ask her if she's coming
'cause I kind of need to know for catering purposes.
- Yes. - Well, you can send her a text.
Just say, "Are you going to be able to make it Saturday?
I need a headcount."
- She's quick.
- She's a court reporter on the side.
- I just said, "Hey, you.
"I know you are swamped and no pressure.
"Just wondering if you think you'll be up
for coming on Saturday?" Let's just have a nice lunch.
I am trying to move some of the things from the store
into my house
so it kind of feels very Parisian.
- I really do not think
that you need that piece of furniture there,
and I see that that closet is empty.
- That's... - That's a bathroom.
- Oh. - That's the powder room.
- Okay. - Which we need.
- Yes, you do. - We like to give advice.
- Otherwise, no, otherwise it's...
- How I survived all this time without y'all, I don't know.
- I don't know how.
- Kathy's used to being the oldest sister
and sort of bossing people around.
- And what's behind here?
- That's like our kitchen and stuff.
- I'm not allowed to swear.
I shouldn't be wearing certain things.
And now it's rolled into my kids.
They'll put something on and I'll say, "Don't wear that.
Aunt Kathy's not going to like that."
- Oh, Erika texted me back. She is coming.
- She's coming? - Oh, good.
- Okay, good.
- When I was going through my divorce,
if I got invited to something, it gave me a reason
to get out of bed,
put on clothes and try to be around people.
That's the best thing she can do for herself.
I think we should take it easy on her, you know?
- Why wouldn't we? - Yeah, don't bombard her.
- People talk when they want to.
- Why would we do anything other than take it easy on her?
- Let's not ask her any questions.
- Do you need this desk here?
- Yes, Kathy. We actually work here.
♪ ♪
- Harry?
Harry?
- Yeah? - Oh, are you down there?
- I'm down here. - Okay, I'm coming.
Oh, look at your garden!
- It's harvest time for the potatoes, but...
- Wow!
- They're not very big. - Why aren't these bigger?
- I don't know. That's interesting.
- Oh, that's a nice size. That's the size last time.
- Yeah. - When the pandemic hit,
Harry was like, "We'd better have a garden
because it's going to be Armageddon at any moment."
Hey, we have a pumpkin!
- Yeah, that's actually ready to harvest.
- He literally went on the Internet and was like,
"How do I grow a garden?"
He decided to first build a little garden up above
on the deck in a box,
and it went so well that then he said
I'm going to build a garden down there.
- These are haricot vert, the French beans.
- Hm. I love these.
The house is becoming quite sustainable, shall we say.
Is this your compost thing?
- That's my compost thing, yeah.
- What do you do with it?
- Well, you take all the cuttings
and all the stuff that, you know, you left over,
and you put it in there and chop it all up.
- What are we doing that for?
- Out comes the best soil you can possibly have.
- Oh, so you put it all here so the plants will grow?
- That's right.
- Did you put poop in there? - No.
- No, right? Like, no fertilizer, like,
it becomes fertilizer but you don't put poop in there.
- No. - Whatever Harry does,
he's like Midas. He's got the Midas touch.
Anything Harry Hamlin does turns to gold, seriously.
Well, are you going to make me do a fire drill?
- Oh, that's right. We've got to do the fire drill.
- We should go do it. - We have to do that
because there are going to be Santa Ana winds coming.
- Let's go do it. - And fire season is coming up.
We've got to do that.
- All right, let's go.
There is a fine line between quirky and paranoid.
- This is not really a swimming pool.
This is a reservoir.
- Well, look at the pool.
We should have a little swimming party.
Let him have his garden.
Let him have his tacky ass pool.
If it's going to save the house, he's usually right.
So I go here like this.
- Open it up. - Oh, my God.
- Take hose with nozzle onto the lawn,
the whole thing, all of it.
♪ ♪
Almost there.
Pick up the nozzle and run back here with it.
All this has to happen in one minute.
- I know! Oi!
[motor turns over] Ah, I did it my first try!
- You want to start going out and just fill it up with water.
- To this day, I cannot imagine what Harry Hamlin sees in me,
I really can't.
But I do know how to give a damn good blowjob.
[laughs]
Whoo!
[laughing]
- All right! You did it. Put that fire out!
- [laughs] Whoo!
I handled his hose quite well. I really did.
- All right. - I did it!
- That was good, right? - That was good.
- Okay. - Wow! Let's take a rest.
[laughs]
- That was good. - That's a workout.
- Yeah. - Wow!
- Well, that's why the firemen
are like big, strong guys, right?
- I talked to Erika today briefly.
She's doing all right,
but I'm just giving her her space right now.
- Well, please give her my best, will you?
- Of course I will.
- And tell her I'm rooting for her.
- You know, she's situating her new life.
- You know, in my case, the first time
was kind of acrimonious, I guess, you know.
It wasn't the most harmonious divorce.
- Are they ever harmonious?
- Well, the second time I just went like this and I said,
"Take whatever you want." You know?
- Oh right, you didn't fight it in other words.
- I didn't fight it.
No, I said, "Bye, bye. See you later." That was it.
- I came into the relationship with Harry at the tail end
of his second divorce,
but you get all the emotional baggage from it.
- Not anything that I ever want to go through again, okay?
- Okay. - Deal?
- Deal. - Pinky promise?
All right, okay.
- I do not want to go through a divorce.
- Coming up...
- Do you think she really filed?
- Yes, she did. - Shouldn't she wait?
I just feel like they've been married that long.
- Oh, stop it, Garcelle! - I didn't say it!
[classical music]
♪ ♪
- Hi! - Hi! How are you?
- I'm good. - Nice to see you.
The only thing we have left to do is talk about seating.
- Is this too bridal?
Oh, my God. It's a little bridal.
- All right, well, let me see what else we have.
- Yeah, it's screaming bridal to me.
- Okay.
- I'm missing Paris Fashion Week.
I'm missing going to Europe, so I want to take us all
on a trip to Paris in my house.
This used to come down even more,
like the skirt needs to hit the floor.
I'm ready for champagne.
I go to Paris at least four times a year,
but I love walking in the rain in Paris.
I love the smell of all the patisserie.
You can't beat Paris.
- Do you like the jewelry? - Yeah.
What I do not like are all of these price tags.
I hate it.
- Okay. - Like, hate it.
- Okay. - You can tempt these ladies
with a little bit of jewelry. It never hurts to make a sale.
Something's got to pay for these parties.
The bags look good.
This is all we brought?
- Yes.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, sir.
- You're welcome.
[doorbell rings]
- Hi!
- How are you? - Oh, my God, you look so cute.
- Take that mask off now that I got out of the car.
How are you? - Good. Welcome.
[indistinct chatter]
- I think we have a few minutes. You want some tea?
- Sure, I would love some. - Okay.
Okay. Let's have some tea.
- It's actually really chilly out.
- It is, and I love it.
- It was like 90 yesterday, so I was thinking I'm not
going to be tricked again, and now I'm freezing.
- Do you have a jacket?
- I do not.
- I think she'll have heaters, right?
- I don't know.
I was thinking--I mean, maybe she'd move it inside but...
- Oh, okay. Yeah. - That's why I have a hat.
- I mean, I thought it was raining all morning.
- Okay, the bag over there is very distracting.
I cannot. [snickers]
- I had it on display just for you.
- Stop the madness. - Are you dead?
- I have not heard one word out of Crystal's mouth.
All I can see is this bag right now.
- It's as good as it gets, right? I know.
- It's--holy macaroni. - [laughs]
- This deserves its own... I don't know.
Maybe we have to send it in a separate car or something.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- I've got to run, honey. - All right.
- All right, kiddos.
- Oh, lovely.
Good. You look like a '60s girl.
- Cute? - Very cute.
- It's a Parisian-inspired lunch.
I'm not really a...
like "I want to eat Coq au Vin at 12:00 in the afternoon."
- Load up on the caviar.
- Well, I think that most Parisians would be eating
croissant right now. Anyway, baby.
- All right, have fun, honey. - I love you.
- Love you. - Bye.
- [laughs] Bye, Jugaloosh!
Bye, baby. - Bye, mama.
- Bye, baby!
- Erika's coming today. - Oh, sh--.
- She said she's coming, yeah, which will be nice to see her
since all that was announced.
- Okay, good. Okay. That's a lot to deal with, so...
- It is. - I'm happy she's coming today.
- I am too.
- Oh, wait, so how are you feeling about Dorit?
I totally forgot.
- Well, I haven't spoken to her.
I just spoke to her at my house that night.
- And that was it?
- I am sensitive, but I'm also not a pushover, so, like...
- Yeah. - Don't take advantage
of the fact that I'm a forgive-and-forget person.
- Yeah. I get that. That's good. I like that.
♪ ♪
- Nick? - Yes?
- Queue the champagne.
- Okay. Okay.
- Where is it? - It's--I have it.
- At the door! - Okay.
- We're going to your house now.
- We're going to my house.
Well, this is a first for me. - Is it?
- I have to resist opening the door myself.
- Do you miss the house? - I do. I really do.
Back when I was living in the Bel Air house,
that house saw some parties.
It is not going inside!
If Mauricio saw this on my hardwood floors...
- Ah!
Now how do we get out? - We don't!
- But I've never gone to a party where
I wasn't the hostess there. I'm about to walk in.
- I know. You should. I think it's time.
- I mean, it's a party.
- This was, yeah. It was a long walk.
- I don't know if I can get myself to do it,
especially under the circumstances.
- I'm not doing it. I'll stand here for two hours.
- Oh, well you shouldn't either.
You definitely shouldn't. - What if she's naked?
Just kidding.
- [laughs] - What are you doing?
[knocking at door]
- Oh, are you going to answer the door?
- Hello! - Bonjour!
- Hello! - Bonjour, bienvenue.
- Wow!
- Look at how cute you look! - Hi, Crystal! How are you?
- Hi, good to see you! - Thank you.
- Oh, double-kissing, sorry. - Oh, my God.
Does that look beautiful and cozy in here or what?
- Is it beautiful and cozy?
- You're making me want to move back into this house.
I'm not even kidding you.
- Well, not too soon.
- This room like this, I'm not even kidding you.
It gave me goosebumps. I love this house so much.
It's just so interesting to me
to see someone else's take on something.
I just can't even get over how much I love this.
- Isn't it pretty?
- And Sutton definitely has her own unique style and flavor,
and while I love it, it feels a little weird.
[knocking at door]
- Hello!
- Y'all are kidding me right now.
- What? Hi!
- Y'all are kidding me, yeah?
What? - What?
- Get out of here! Get out of here!
- Is her's the same dress?
- Y'all have to get new stylists.
- We did not do it again!
We did not!
[bright music]
[knocking at door]
- What? Are you kidding me? This is the most random dress!
- Are you kidding me? - I cannot.
Did you guys really not do this?
You know, this is a case for the fashion police.
Rinna has done this
way too many times with too many people.
- Hi--oh, yeah! - I got the leopard thing.
- Oh, yeah!
- Hi, sorry! - Oh, my God!
[both screaming] - Oh, my God!
[screams]
- Oh, my God!
- This is a fashion emergency. - You look fabulous!
[knock at door]
- This is really gorgeous. - Hey.
I'm like, "I think I hear it knocking."
- Hi. - How are you?
- Hi, Dorit!
- Hi, baby.
- Oh, hello! - [laughs]
I can't get over this. - Stop it!
- Can you believe the humiliation?
- Oh, my God! - A-frickin-gain.
- By the way, I'm so blinded that you have
polka dots on your head but I went over there
and I was like, "I can't with this whole situation."
- There could be another one, who knows?
♪ ♪
[knocking at door]
- Ooh!
Hello!
- Hi, hi, hi!
- Garcelle, look!
- Are you guys playing? - We're not.
Not only did we steal each other's look,
but Sutton stole my goddamn house!
- She stole your house, you stole her outfit.
Is this for real? Hi, how are you?
- Doing well. - Thank you so much.
- Well, you guys look great.
[laughs] Hi, baby. How are you?
- Hi, baby. How are you? - Today's a good day.
- Today is an amazing day!
[all cheering]
- Biden, Harris!
Biden, Harris! We've been divided.
We need some sanity put back into this country.
Thank you, 2020, finally.
To have a half Black,
half Asian vice president is everything.
It's like all the little girls in us
see us in her, and it's amazing.
- I said to my daughters today, I said,
"Girls, we have a female vice president."
- Isn't that so cool? - Vice president!
- That is so cool.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, how beautiful. Look at you.
- Hi! - Kathy, can you believe?
Look at Rinna and me.
- You all look very Parisian, but I have to tell you
in the daytime in Paris, this is the way I dress.
- I know. - Oh! I love it.
- Who's not here?
- Erika.
- But she's coming. - Good.
- I was shocked to hear about Erika.
- Yeah.
- I was sad. Like, I didn't see it coming.
I remember when I met her last year
we had this amazing lunch,
and the moment she mentioned him she welled up.
- The one thing that I love the most about Tom,
when my son was younger, he welcomed him...
I'm very thankful. - Oh!
- I felt the love, you know?
And I said, "That's what I want."
I felt like she admired him.
I felt like she was proud of him.
I felt like she had a good life with him.
I thought she was in it for the long haul.
- Erika's one of those
that she holds certain personal things to her chest.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- And when she's ready
she shares when she feels comfortable.
- That's when you need your girlfriends.
You know, that's when you...
- Yeah, that's what I think. - You know,
it's great to have a support system around.
- Yeah.
- [sighs deeply]
- No one knew?
No one knew in Tahoe?
- No. - No one knew.
- We did not know in Tahoe. - Really.
- What is-- where she was in Tahoe?
- The last time I spoke to Erika,
I just thought they were on solid ground.
- Did you talk to Tom? - We spoke this morning.
- Good. - We spoke this morning.
- He's good. He's at the firm.
- Oh, he is? - Honey, that's a workhorse.
- Yeah.
- Do you think she really filed, that it's her idea?
- Yes. - She did. Yes.
- Yes, she did. - Shouldn't she wait?
- For what?
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- I know what you're thinking.
I literally know what you're thinking.
- Can you guys fill us in for those who don't know?
- What were you going to say? - I don't know.
I just feel like they've been married that long, like...
- Oh, wait. Oh... - Oh, stop it, Garcelle!
- I didn't say it!
- Tom is 82, but now let me tell you.
People live until they're like 100 now.
- I'm implying it, and y'all are slow.
- Garcelle, that is so evil!
♪ ♪