- There's so many layers to this divorce.
It's so ----ing complicated.
It's very difficult to explain.
- Who's not here?
Erika. - But she's coming.
- You know, I'm sure that they were very shocked,
and that they were going to have a lot of questions.
Nice to see you. Take care.
- You think she really filed?
- Yes, she did.
- I did not see it ending this way.
I was going to hold that man's hand till he died.
- Where's my red, white, and blue napkins?
Oh, sh--. Oh, here they are.
Feeling very patriotic.
Honey, sorry we don't have a bartender,
but I couldn't find anyone in time.
- I'll be the bartender. I love being the bartender.
- That was what I was trying to tell you.
- Yeah, no problem.
- I make it a rule not to discuss politics,
but this is one of the most
important elections of our lifetime.
Do you think I should put these in here?
I feel like that's cute. - Anything you do is cute.
- Oh, thank you. - It's true!
- We could have a female vice president,
and as a mother of four daughters,
for my children
to see the changes that are happening in the world
is really important to me. What are you going to wear?
- I got army shorts, and I got a denim blue shirt.
- You're not wearing that, no. - I could not be more Americano.
- That's great, but I want you to be dressed nicer than this.
- I'm joking. I'm not going to go like this.
- I told him dress patriotic.
- So everybody coming over?
- Garcelle's not coming.
She's home with her boys, and Erika's not coming.
Erika sent a text saying
that she was going to be filing for divorce from Tom.
Oh, my God.
- What is going on? - Did you have any idea?
- No! - No idea!
- What the hell?
I was only shocked because we were just in Tahoe together,
but when you sort of look at their marriage from afar,
you're not really that shocked.
Sutton's coming. - How's Sutton with the house?
- I have not actually spoken with Dorit.
- Why? - Well,
I mean, have you talked to PK today?
- Yeah.
- Okay, so they're coming, right?
- Yeah, but he didn't tell me anything.
What's happening with Dorit?
- Ah, you look great. You're green.
Struggling to see what's patriotic about it,
but you look great.
- Honey, it's the vision.
What do you mean what's patriotic?
Patriotic doesn't have to be red, white and blue.
- It is patriotic if you're Irish.
- I don't know if I told you this,
but, like, you know I love Kyle.
- Yeah. - But you know her and I
always have our little, like, thing.
We were on our way home on the airplane.
I was having a very intense conversation with Crystal
over some things that happened over the weekend,
then Kyle turns around and literally
mid-sentence cuts me off.
- I just chimed in literally for the first time...
- Mm-hmm. - And she bit my head off.
And then she of course comes back.
- So it got, like, a little loud for a second,
and then I was just like,
"You know what? I'm not doing this."
- And I was so taken aback
that of course I started to cry.
And then she said like, "Oh, you're crying now?"
- If anyone else had chimed in, anybody,
she would have not said anything.
- Why don't you give her a little bit of her own medicine?
When she's talking, interrupt her.
Just say, "That's what it's like."
Make sure you let me know so I can watch.
- We're going to put the food in the dining room.
- Holy Toledo! That's a beautiful bottle!
- Isn't that gorgeous?
- First race has called for Trump and Biden
as polls close in Florida,
but they still haven't said anything.
- Okay.
How are you feeling about seeing everybody tonight
after the weekend away?
- As hard as it was coming home and, like,
kind of decompressing,
I didn't spend much time sort of analyzing it.
- Right.
- I just have never experienced someone not be that nice to me.
- This is Crystal's coat. - Oh, that's Crystal's coat?
- And you know what I'm going to go do?
- Hang it up.
- Uh-huh.
I just felt like my space was violated a little bit.
- I did knock. - It was so creepy and weird.
Because there's so much stress about the election,
it's hard to imagine that people would have
their own kind of petty stuff going on.
- Sure.
- You have to hold my hand 'cause these shoes are not...
- I will. - Stable.
All right. I think we...
- Do we ring, or do we just go in?
- Hello! - Hi! Oh, my God.
What a dress! - Hi!
I love this,
but thank you for dressing patriotic.
- Oh, do you feel it? - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you? - 'Cause Rob was like,
"I don't know if we're patriotic enough."
- No, I've got my red, white and blue...
- There you go! - Oh, look. Look at us!
- Yay! We're all the same... -
- Exactly. Nice to see you!
- You too! - Nice to see you too.
- And my husband is looking... - Can we start drinking?
- Yes, please!
- Thank you.
- Come in!
- Mm, smells so good. - You think this is her?
- Yes. - Oh! Hello!
- Hello! - Hi.
Muah.
- Hi, honey! - Hi!
- I haven't talked to you since our trip.
- I know. - Hi, sweetie.
- I was telling Rob, I was like,
"Oh, my God, I hope Kathy's there."
- Kisses. - Erika...
- Only in Beverly Hills! Very handsome!
- Hey, how are you? - You look very festive!
- Wore a jacket that color too.
- No way! Rob?
- Rob. - Nice to meet you, Rob.
Let's go outside.
- Let's do it. - Should we get a cool glass?
- Okay. Yes, I...
- We might as well, right? - Right.
- Hi. - It's Dorit.
- Hi, guys!
- Hi, Kathy. - Hello!
- I'm so happy! - How are you?
- Good to see you again. - How are you?
- Good. - It's like I just saw you...
- English and Scottish.
- I asked for patriotic attire,
but I think Dorit missed the memo.
This is her preppy leprechaun look.
- Oh, that looks beautiful! - Don't eat the flags.
That's what he said.
- No, no flags. Let's, no... - Hey! Hello!
How are you? - Hi!
- You're what? What'd you say? You're what?
- I'm good!
- Oh, I thought you said something else.
- No, no, no, I'm good. - Hi, Kyle. How are you?
She pushed me to the side!
- Oh, my God! Hey. - Hi!
- Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
- How are you? - I'm well.
- Crystal and I are being very polite.
I mean walking on very thin, crystal ice with her.
- Hi! - I'm Sutton Stracke.
- What's up? - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too. - What's your name?
- Rob. - Rob. Nice to meet you.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good. - Yeah, good. Election night.
This is what we've been waiting for.
- Right. - Hello!
Oh! - Hello, everybody.
It's election night!
- The party's here! - Oh, my God.
- Woo! - Rinna, is that Sabrina?
- It's Barbie. Harry named her.
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
- Harry named her Barbie tonight,
so you kind of have to go with it.
Harry and I have spent a lot of time together.
I think a new persona doesn't hurt.
You know, it spices things up a little bit.
- Grab your drinks. Let's go outside for a minute.
Let's go outside.
- I have to peek in from time to time.
- No, I have a TV outside.
- Oh, you have a TV outside? - Yeah.
- Okay. Where's the TV?
- Oh, it's in there. - It's over there, yeah.
- Isn't this cool? - Yeah. This is great.
- Everyone sit down.
- Oh, look at this presentation!
- You guys, who do we think is going to win tonight?
- Remember 4 years ago...
- No, I don't think we're going to know until Thursday.
- I don't think we're going to know for another month.
- Any other talk to Erika today?
- I did.
- Did you already know what was going on?
- I didn't know until she sent that text to us today at 9:15,
and I instantly called her.
And you know, I was just as surprised as we all were.
Erika had us over a year ago.
Tom was in great spirits. He was beyond charming.
- In a movie in high school. - It was a western.
- So I got shot off the roof and fell down.
- Did you have a stunt double?
- No, it was all me.
- Erika was enjoying watching Tom be charming with us.
There was just no sign
of anything that would lead to a divorce.
- It was a surprise. - Mm-hmm.
- You know, we don't know enough about what's happening.
- We don't know what goes on behind closed doors.
- You don't! - You never, never know.
- I know that if I was going through a divorce,
I would have shared it with these women.
I'm not judging, I'm just thinking,
"Gosh, I thought we were closer than that."
Now, not to make things awkward,
but I know that you guys have not seen each other
since Lake Tahoe and on the plane.
- Right. Right.
- And you guys had your thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, I know that I had my little breakdown,
and I have apologized, and I felt good when we left,
so I don't know if there's anything left to say.
- You know, it was good. I think it was fine.
- What was the report from Crystal
from her first trip with the ladies?
- You know what, she had
a great time with almost everybody.
- Yeah. Almost everybody. - Almost everybody.
- So who is the almost not, Sutton?
- Yeah.
- From the way I heard the story,
it was just, you know, it was a girl's trip,
and just, you know, she walked in to return a sweater.
- First of all, I would never walk in to someone's room
without knocking, and secondly, if I saw that they were...
- Dude, if you and I were on a guy's trip,
you'd walk in my room in a ----ing nanosecond.
- Yeah, but this isn't a guy's trip.
- What are you even talking about?
You don't even have to...
- It's not a ----ing guy's trip, Moe.
- Let's be real. I don't think I'd invite you
on a guy's trip to be... - Good, so we're good.
- I'm not coming, you're not inviting.
All he does is smoke the doobie and talk sh--,
so I'm not sure I'd bother.
- I got home that afternoon, and I got on the scale.
And I lost five pounds.
- Well, thank you! - How fabulous!
- Say, "Thank you, Sutton!" - Hallelujah!
- Wow!
- Wait, say... - A new weight-loss program.
- You guys, wait.
It wasn't like a great feeling because, like,
I have food issues, like, whatever.
- I am sorry. I am not going to--
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I am not responsible for anybody losing five pounds. No.
- Like, I'm anger hungry. - Wait, hold on.
I want to hear this.
- No, I'm a recovering bulimic, so, like...
and I say recovering because, like, it's...
I don't know what it's like to be any other thing.
- I didn't know that. - I know you don't.
- Coming up...
- Do you want to invest in our friendship like this?
- I think I have.
- Then don't ever talk to me like that again.
- I got home, and I got on the scale.
And I lost five pounds.
- Well, thank you! - How fabulous!
- Wait, say "Thank you, Sutton." - Hallelujah!
- Wait, hold on. I want to hear this.
- No, I'm a recovering bulimic, so, like...
- Oh! - And I say recovering because,
like, it's...
I don't know what it's like to be any other thing.
- I didn't know that. - I know you don't.
- But that's really nice for you to share that.
- Brave of you to share that.
- That's so important to share that.
- It was not, like, a good weight loss.
I was like, "Okay, this is sort of indicative
how I felt about the trip."
To be clear, I didn't have a relapse on the trip.
I was just under so much stress,
and I was just having
such a horrible time I just couldn't eat.
- How long have you had this problem?
- I became a bulimic when I was 11.
- You what?
- I was a bulimic when I was 11.
- I just want the girls to know how hyperaware I am
of my weight,
and some of the struggles that I go through.
I will say that, like, it's under control.
- Good!
- But it's not something that I've ever hidden
because it's been so long,
or I'm not suffering on a daily about it.
I was 11 years old when I watched a video in class
about eating disorders,
and obviously it was a negative message.
And then I sort of picked up some tools from it,
and that's when it began. Even, like, in high school,
I felt very, like, normal to talk about it.
Like it was, I have a grasp at it,
and I think that was also part of my sickness.
Like, "Oh, I can talk about it. I'm normal about it."
- Right.
- I think everyone's experience is different.
- Wow.
- But by you sharing that, it's going to help someone.
- I watched a lot of movies... - Sure does.
It will help someone.
- I think Amelia being so brave
and so honest about her story...
- There's so much I need to say about anorexia
because, like, I could've died.
- It helped Kyle come out, I think.
- When I was younger, I had my own problems.
- Did you? - Yeah.
But I never wanted to say because I never wanted my kids
to have that problem, you know what I mean?
- I love that Crystal has just been this open
because once you are honest about it,
it helps you and it helps other people.
- I didn't think I would actually talk about that.
- Let me hug you because that's a big deal.
That was brave.
- I'm nervous about this election.
- Are you?
- It almost can't be that bad
because it already was that bad.
- It won't be. It's only 4 more years.
That's the way I look at it.
- I'm going to Costa Rica maybe if it doesn't go well tonight.
- You know what, we're not... - Uh-oh.
- No, come on, come on. - Come talk to me for a second.
- There's enough stuff going on.
- Let me talk to you for a minute.
- Where? Here? - No.
I'm coming to paddle you for your behavior on the plane.
- Excuse me?
- I don't know why this is in here, actually.
- Really, you don't know why that's in there?
I don't know why you have a paddle.
- I just wanted to talk to you...
- Food.
- About what happened on the plane.
- Okay.
- This is not the first time this has happened
between Dorit and me.
We've had this conversation before in this exact room,
and I poured my heart out to her.
I really do love you, and I feel like
we're a friendship that's going to last a lifetime.
And I really don't want to see that just tossed away
over stupid, petty crap.
I cannot keep doing this with her every couple months.
Either we fix it and put a stop to this,
or we're not going to be friends.
On the plane, I only wanted to say one thing to Crystal,
and you screamed at me.
You said, "Can I just finish my sentence?"
If anyone else had jumped in and, like, chimed in like that,
you would have not had that same reaction.
I feel like you treat me differently than the others,
and I don't know what that is.
- Okay, first off, last year you interrupted me
in the middle of my sentences a lot.
You and I had-- then from there I said...
- But you... - Own up to what you did...
- For crying out loud, let me-- - You never stop talking!
- And it's almost as if you don't feel what I have to say
has as much value as what you have to say.
You scream this all the time, "You talk too much.
I never get a chance."
The only thing I said was, "Let me finish a sentence."
- No, you screamed that at me, Dorit. And what's...
- No, but, Kyle, it's only that you interrupt
in mid-sentence, that's all.
- No, honey, 45 minutes...
- I was not talking for 45 minutes.
- We hung out last week.
The wives were away, and the girls rang.
Do you remember we put the phones together,
and we were so drunk, I said, "Watch this."
- We were right here at this bar.
- I put Kyle on speaker on his phone,
Dorit on speaker on my phone. I put the two phones together.
I put them over there,
and we just carried on drinking.
- Nice! - And they kept talking,
and they had no idea that we weren't listening.
- They'd been together the whole night,
and they carried on talking.
- Fantastic!
- Am I an important friend to you?
- Yes, I just said that.
- Do you want to make this effort with me?
Like, do you want to invest in our friendship like this?
- I think I have.
- Then don't ever talk to me like that again
because that's not what friends do.
- You're actually turning around to me
and putting our friendship on the line because I said to you,
"Can you not interrupt another sentence of mine?"
- Yeah, but friends don't do-- it was one time I spoke.
- Should I say that last year you said, "you, Dorit.
you!" You break down in tears!
- you! you, Dorit.
You can't tell me how I feel and react to things, okay?
- Did I turn around and say to you after that,
"You know what, you want to be friends with me,
don't ever speak to me that way?"
No, I didn't.
- Last year we were in a heated moment.
Everyone was at the table in a heated moment.
On the plane, it was calm and nice.
I was waiting for an in, waiting for an in,
and I didn't want to be accused of that,
so I was trying to be respectful
because I do care about you.
And I know what you said last year, and I heard that.
And I took it to heart.
- Okay, well then we're good, Kyle.
We're good. Let's go back to your guests.
- I want to really be good and not just say that we're good.
- We're good. We're good.
- Now you're doing the Erika, "We're good."
- I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to do this.
- We're good. We're good. I'm fine.
- Why are you walking away?
- Because I'm done.
- Coming up...
- Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go?
Can I ask?
- This particular one about 380.
- Okay.
- Okay, well then we're good, Kyle.
Good. - Why are you walking away?
- Because I'm done.
- I'm just, like, really disappointed in her right now,
and if you hadn't brought my dad tonight, I wouldn't leave.
But I do want to get back to my parents'.
- Are we going? - I'd like to.
- Okay, well, immediately? Or straight away?
- Immediately, if not sooner. - I guess that's it then, huh?
- Thank you, Rob. Moe, I love you.
- Who's winning?
- Biden's in the lead. - Oh, Portia,
this is your patriotic wear, with your orange scrunchie?
- Guys, I love you. - Are you leaving?
- I love you. - Are you leaving?
- I am. My dad just came in this morning.
- Go see your dad!
- I know, and I told them I'd be gone
for a couple of hours, but I want to see them.
Love you. Bye, guys.
I came to Kyle's party because she's my friend.
- Why can't we stay a little longer, eat...
- Let me see my parents.
But if she's going to treatment me like this,
I don't need to be here. I'm ready to go.
- Love you. Bye, darling.
So annoying. Not fun.
- Didn't really eat anything.
We were in the middle of a conversation.
- You had a hamburger before you left
an hour and a half ago. - No, but I'm just saying.
They could throw it as,
that we were rude, we left early.
We didn't eat. You know, I'm just saying.
- Well, that's not what friends do, PK,
and it's definitely not
what friends do what she did tonight.
- Hi, sit down.
- - Are we okay?
- Feeling bad Dorit left 'cause she got upset with me.
- No, no, no! Her dad... - No, she was here...
She already said her dad just arrived.
- PK wanted to stay. - Did you guys not work it out?
- I just want to nip it in the bud.
- She's just happy she's not in the middle of this one.
- I love you, mother... - Praise baby Jesus!
- Look, you guys! - We are now hearing at 11:41
from both sides that a winner will not be determined tonight.
- Neither campaign expects there to be a result tonight?
- Correct. - It's all too early to call.
- Too early to call!
- This is just a big, anticlimactic evening, Kyle.
- This one's fancy.
- Well!
- Welcome to my private Bentley shopping day.
- Oh, my God.
- I wanted to be able to enjoy it without our masks on,
so they closed it up for us.
- Well, of course! Wow!
- When you shop for couture, you're by yourself.
You get to try it on by yourself,
so this makes complete sense to me.
This is how you shop.
- Okay, what are we looking for?
- Okay. - What's our vibe?
- I like a convertible.
I came here on Saturday. I've seen a couple of models.
- Okay.
- And so I think I like this one and...
- Maybe you get one, I get one, who knows?
- Yeah, buy one, get one.
- My very first car was a Toyota Tercel.
Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go?
Can I ask? You know me.
- This particular one about 380.
- Okay.
And then when I could afford something
a little bit more fancy, I got a Mazda RX-7,
and I didn't know how to drive a stick shift.
So I'm leaving the dealer and I'm like this.
- See, I love that green, but I want a convertible.
You missed Kyle's election party.
- Yes! I was home.
- Were you just at home with the boys.
- I was home with the boys. They were upstairs.
I tried to coerce them to come down.
- Yeah.
- They came down for five minutes,
and then I had a glass of tequila.
- I texted Erika yesterday. - And did she come?
- No, she didn't come. - Okay, I was going to say.
- And I ask Lisa.
I said, "Did she mention anything to you?"
And she's like, "No."
- When my life started unraveling with my divorce,
I didn't want to see people.
I didn't want to do anything, and Erika it was in the press.
People knew about it,
so I can understand why she wouldn't show up.
- Thank you, B. - You can close the top.
I'll show you where that is.
- No, we're not closing the top!
- This is so decadent!
- Most importantly, have fun!
- Okay, yes. - Thank you. Not too much fun!
- My business manager has talked to them.
They already know what I can afford.
- Which is private.
It's not a plane, but it's a nice car.
- Oh! You're going kind of slow.
- Okay, wait. I'll give her a little kick.
- Yeah--oh, my God!
Okay, calm down! Good for you, Sutton.
- I did good. - Good for you.
You're doing a lot of changes though.
- I know.
- Is there something that I should know about?
- Well, you know... - Like new house...
- Is this what we call a midlife crisis?
- Men get Porsches and Corvettes.
You get a Bentley.
- That's awesome, thank you. - You're welcome.
- This is my first car that I've ever bought for myself
without asking permission.
This feels right. Sold!
- Now let's go pay for it.
- Did you like meeting everyone last night?
- Yeah, it was actually really nice.
- You seem like you were having a really good time.
- I was having a good time.
You know, Mauricio has really good taste in wine.
- Oh, that's a good friend to have.
- Yes.
- It's a good group, so... - Yeah.
I talked to Sutton a little bit,
and she seems very easy to talk to.
- I know that you're friends with Jennifer Tilly.
- Yeah.
She worked on a movie with you! She told me.
- Two movies!
- She said you were just a really nice guy.
- I will say,
she was on her best behavior last night.
Rob is very likable. He's forgiving,
and he definitely gives people the benefit of the doubt.
- We had a nice chat. - He's a lot nicer than I am.
- Hi, Zoebear!
She is...
- Yeah, she's tired. She's tired.
- Tired, hormones. - It's the end of the day.
- You want to play Mahjong? - Yeah!
- All right.
- Ooh, careful. Can you pick those up?
Thank you.
First of all, we have to take out all of these.
- Rob and I have totally different styles of parenting,
and it can be a challenge sometimes.
I am the hard ass.
- Can you count to 10? - Do you want to eat this now?
- Yes, - That's good.
- Rob's a coddler. Hates that word.
- You are going that way or no? - We're just going to sit here.
- Oh, the family room?
- Yeah. Here. - Oh, okay.
- Thank you. - I'll top you off.
- Every week he shows the kids another movie from the '40s.
That's something that's really special for the three of them.
I'm not invited. I have to make the popcorn for them.
- Okay, so remember we talked
about ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles.
So now you've gotten rid of one because you came over here.
- Because you have to go finish your dinner.
- I don't even know what to take away anymore at this point.
I'm like, "Bleh."
- You know I was very surprised when Lisa came up and said
that you had told everybody about your eating disorder.
- Our daughter suffered from an eating disorder.
- Yeah.
- And so, when she shared that I was like,
"Wow. She's very brave just to share that."
- Good for you. - Yeah.
- It's a weird topic to connect with someone.
- Well, but you like food. - I love food.
- Yeah.
- And actually I always wanted to say I loved it,
and that was really hard.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, I couldn't, like,
admit liking food. - Really?
- Because I had so much shame around food.
- Right.
- My body stuff is so deeply rooted in, like, my childhood.
I had always felt like the chubby one
wanting to be blonde, blue-eyed and skinny.
I totally wanted to be American,
and what that meant to me as a child was white.
You know, I always felt like the ugly kid.
- Right.
- Then I grew into an age of, like, wanting to be so pretty.
- Sure.
- And now I've reached a point where like, I really don't care.
I don't even think we've even talked about this
like that in-depth.
My bulimia peaked around the end
of high school into college, so my parents don't know.
My mom still doesn't know about it.
- Totally. It's interesting because...
- Pardon?
- Okay.
She'll say to me now, like, "Mommy, your legs are skinny."
And I'm like, "Mommy works out. They're healthy."
- Sure. - It's so much work to, like,
get her to not use those terms.
- Right, I mean, okay. - She cares--hi, Maxy.
- Are you going to get ice cream too for dessert?
- Lucy? - Hm?
- Can you make Max those sesame balls?
Maxy, you can have the number of your age.
- Eight? - That's a lot of balls, dude.
That's what she said! -
- Coming up...
- All right.
You're going to put that fire out!
- Whoo!
- You're in trouble.
Kyle's going to come in here and be like, "I told you all
to get mannequins with arms and heads."
- You know him, trying to...
- We're going to get the boards off of this,
and then the windows are going to be open.
And it's going to look...
it might look better with the boards up.
- Everything is so weird that it's all boarded up like this.
- Oh, how beautiful! And it smells good!
- Hi! - Hi!
- Hello! - You look so pretty!
- Hi!
- How are you?
- Honey, this is gorgeous! - Hi, loves.
- Wow! Look at your outfit! - You look pretty!
- I just, like, wanted to be comfortable today.
- Thank you. - Oh, you're carrying denim now?
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's good denim. - I mean, I'm small, so...
- Very nice. Now that's...
is that one of those mama jeans?
- Kathy doesn't like mom jeans. - I don't like the ones...
everyone thinks it's so cool...
- When they rise up, like when they raise...
- Where they come up here...
- Yeah. - And your ass
looks this long. I don't like it.
- First the kids are making fun of you
because you're wearing mom jeans,
and now mom jeans are cool and happening.
It's hard to keep up!
- They're kind of cute though. - They are?
- All I know is they're ugly but everyone's wearing them,
so I have to wear them too!
- So who all is coming Saturday?
- It's like a Parisian vibe, right?
- It's Parisian vibe.
- Just so you know, I'm so excited
because I know what I'm going to wear!
- don't know what I'm going to wear.
I think everybody's going to...
I mean, I don't know. - Yeah.
- I haven't heard from everybody.
- No one's RSP'd. Just put it out there,
and whoever shows up, shows up.
- You know, I like having a $35,000 party
and just, "Just show up."
- Exactly!
- I am desperate to give a party, like desperate.
And I just want to invite all the girls to my house.
- Technically, it's my house, but okay, yes.
She's leasing it.
- I really like these too. - So did we find out anything?
I want to really figure out this Erika thing.
- Erika thing?
- Did anybody speak other than texting?
- Has any... yeah.
What do you know? What's the scoop?
- No because she said I'm exhausted, so I thought,
"Okay, well that means
I don't want to talk about it right now."
- Yeah, so I guess I'll ask her if she's coming
'cause I kind of need to know for catering purposes.
- Yes. - Well, you can send her a text.
Just say, "Are you going to be able to make it Saturday?
I need a headcount."
- She's quick.
- She's a court reporter on the side.
- I just said, "Hey, you.
"I know you are swamped and no pressure.
"Just wondering if you think you'll be up
for coming on Saturday?" Let's just have a nice lunch.
I am trying to move some of the things from the store
into my house
so it kind of feels very Parisian.
- I really do not think
that you need that piece of furniture there,
and I see that that closet is empty.
- That's... - That's a bathroom.
- Oh. - That's the powder room.
- Okay. - Which we need.
- Yes, you do. - We like to give advice.
- Otherwise, no, otherwise it's...
- How I survived all this time without y'all, I don't know.
- I don't know how.
- Kathy's used to being the oldest sister
and sort of bossing people around.
- And what's behind here?
- That's like our kitchen and stuff.
- I'm not allowed to swear.
I shouldn't be wearing certain things.
And now it's rolled into my kids.
They'll put something on and I'll say, "Don't wear that.
Aunt Kathy's not going to like that."
- Oh, Erika texted me back. She is coming.
- She's coming? - Oh, good.
- Okay, good.
- When I was going through my divorce,
if I got invited to something, it gave me a reason
to get out of bed,
put on clothes and try to be around people.
That's the best thing she can do for herself.
I think we should take it easy on her, you know?
- Why wouldn't we? - Yeah, don't bombard her.
- People talk when they want to.
- Why would we do anything other than take it easy on her?
- Let's not ask her any questions.
- Do you need this desk here?
- Yes, Kathy. We actually work here.
- Harry?
Harry?
- Yeah? - Oh, are you down there?
- I'm down here. - Okay, I'm coming.
Oh, look at your garden!
- It's harvest time for the potatoes, but...
- Wow!
- They're not very big. - Why aren't these bigger?
- I don't know. That's interesting.
- Oh, that's a nice size. That's the size last time.
- Yeah. - When the pandemic hit,
Harry was like, "We'd better have a garden
because it's going to be Armageddon at any moment."
Hey, we have a pumpkin!
- Yeah, that's actually ready to harvest.
- He literally went on the Internet and was like,
"How do I grow a garden?"
He decided to first build a little garden up above
on the deck in a box,
and it went so well that then he said
I'm going to build a garden down there.
- These are haricot vert, the French beans.
- Hm. I love these.
The house is becoming quite sustainable, shall we say.
Is this your compost thing?
- That's my compost thing, yeah.
- What do you do with it?
- Well, you take all the cuttings
and all the stuff that, you know, you left over,
and you put it in there and chop it all up.
- What are we doing that for?
- Out comes the best soil you can possibly have.
- Oh, so you put it all here so the plants will grow?
- That's right.
- Did you put poop in there? - No.
- No, right? Like, no fertilizer, like,
it becomes fertilizer but you don't put poop in there.
- No. - Whatever Harry does,
he's like Midas. He's got the Midas touch.
Anything Harry Hamlin does turns to gold, seriously.
Well, are you going to make me do a fire drill?
- Oh, that's right. We've got to do the fire drill.
- We should go do it. - We have to do that
because there are going to be Santa Ana winds coming.
- Let's go do it. - And fire season is coming up.
We've got to do that.
- All right, let's go.
There is a fine line between quirky and paranoid.
- This is not really a swimming pool.
This is a reservoir.
- Well, look at the pool.
We should have a little swimming party.
Let him have his garden.
Let him have his tacky ass pool.
If it's going to save the house, he's usually right.
So I go here like this.
- Open it up. - Oh, my God.
- Take hose with nozzle onto the lawn,
the whole thing, all of it.
Almost there.
Pick up the nozzle and run back here with it.
All this has to happen in one minute.
- I know! Oi!
Ah, I did it my first try!
- You want to start going out and just fill it up with water.
- To this day, I cannot imagine what Harry Hamlin sees in me,
I really can't.
But I do know how to give a damn good blowjob.
Whoo!
- All right! You did it. Put that fire out!
- Whoo!
I handled his hose quite well. I really did.
- All right. - I did it!
- That was good, right? - That was good.
- Okay. - Wow! Let's take a rest.
- That was good. - That's a workout.
- Yeah. - Wow!
- Well, that's why the firemen
are like big, strong guys, right?
- I talked to Erika today briefly.
She's doing all right,
but I'm just giving her her space right now.
- Well, please give her my best, will you?
- Of course I will.
- And tell her I'm rooting for her.
- You know, she's situating her new life.
- You know, in my case, the first time
was kind of acrimonious, I guess, you know.
It wasn't the most harmonious divorce.
- Are they ever harmonious?
- Well, the second time I just went like this and I said,
"Take whatever you want." You know?
- Oh right, you didn't fight it in other words.
- I didn't fight it.
No, I said, "Bye, bye. See you later." That was it.
- I came into the relationship with Harry at the tail end
of his second divorce,
but you get all the emotional baggage from it.
- Not anything that I ever want to go through again, okay?
- Okay. - Deal?
- Deal. - Pinky promise?
All right, okay.
- I do not want to go through a divorce.
- Coming up...
- Do you think she really filed?
- Yes, she did. - Shouldn't she wait?
I just feel like they've been married that long.
- Oh, stop it, Garcelle! - I didn't say it!
- Hi! - Hi! How are you?
- I'm good. - Nice to see you.
The only thing we have left to do is talk about seating.
- Is this too bridal?
Oh, my God. It's a little bridal.
- All right, well, let me see what else we have.
- Yeah, it's screaming bridal to me.
- Okay.
- I'm missing Paris Fashion Week.
I'm missing going to Europe, so I want to take us all
on a trip to Paris in my house.
This used to come down even more,
like the skirt needs to hit the floor.
I'm ready for champagne.
I go to Paris at least four times a year,
but I love walking in the rain in Paris.
I love the smell of all the patisserie.
You can't beat Paris.
- Do you like the jewelry? - Yeah.
What I do not like are all of these price tags.
I hate it.
- Okay. - Like, hate it.
- Okay. - You can tempt these ladies
with a little bit of jewelry. It never hurts to make a sale.
Something's got to pay for these parties.
The bags look good.
This is all we brought?
- Yes.
- Thank you, sir.
- You're welcome.
- Hi!
- How are you? - Oh, my God, you look so cute.
- Take that mask off now that I got out of the car.
How are you? - Good. Welcome.
- I think we have a few minutes. You want some tea?
- Sure, I would love some. - Okay.
Okay. Let's have some tea.
- It's actually really chilly out.
- It is, and I love it.
- It was like 90 yesterday, so I was thinking I'm not
going to be tricked again, and now I'm freezing.
- Do you have a jacket?
- I do not.
- I think she'll have heaters, right?
- I don't know.
I was thinking--I mean, maybe she'd move it inside but...
- Oh, okay. Yeah. - That's why I have a hat.
- I mean, I thought it was raining all morning.
- Okay, the bag over there is very distracting.
I cannot.
- I had it on display just for you.
- Stop the madness. - Are you dead?
- I have not heard one word out of Crystal's mouth.
All I can see is this bag right now.
- It's as good as it gets, right? I know.
- It's--holy macaroni. -
- This deserves its own... I don't know.
Maybe we have to send it in a separate car or something.
- I've got to run, honey. - All right.
- All right, kiddos.
- Oh, lovely.
Good. You look like a '60s girl.
- Cute? - Very cute.
- It's a Parisian-inspired lunch.
I'm not really a...
like "I want to eat Coq au Vin at 12:00 in the afternoon."
- Load up on the caviar.
- Well, I think that most Parisians would be eating
croissant right now. Anyway, baby.
- All right, have fun, honey. - I love you.
- Love you. - Bye.
- Bye, Jugaloosh!
Bye, baby. - Bye, mama.
- Bye, baby!
- Erika's coming today. - Oh, sh--.
- She said she's coming, yeah, which will be nice to see her
since all that was announced.
- Okay, good. Okay. That's a lot to deal with, so...
- It is. - I'm happy she's coming today.
- I am too.
- Oh, wait, so how are you feeling about Dorit?
I totally forgot.
- Well, I haven't spoken to her.
I just spoke to her at my house that night.
- And that was it?
- I am sensitive, but I'm also not a pushover, so, like...
- Yeah. - Don't take advantage
of the fact that I'm a forgive-and-forget person.
- Yeah. I get that. That's good. I like that.
- Nick? - Yes?
- Queue the champagne.
- Okay. Okay.
- Where is it? - It's--I have it.
- At the door! - Okay.
- We're going to your house now.
- We're going to my house.
Well, this is a first for me. - Is it?
- I have to resist opening the door myself.
- Do you miss the house? - I do. I really do.
Back when I was living in the Bel Air house,
that house saw some parties.
It is not going inside!
If Mauricio saw this on my hardwood floors...
- Ah!
Now how do we get out? - We don't!
- But I've never gone to a party where
I wasn't the hostess there. I'm about to walk in.
- I know. You should. I think it's time.
- I mean, it's a party.
- This was, yeah. It was a long walk.
- I don't know if I can get myself to do it,
especially under the circumstances.
- I'm not doing it. I'll stand here for two hours.
- Oh, well you shouldn't either.
You definitely shouldn't. - What if she's naked?
Just kidding.
- - What are you doing?
- Oh, are you going to answer the door?
- Hello! - Bonjour!
- Hello! - Bonjour, bienvenue.
- Wow!
- Look at how cute you look! - Hi, Crystal! How are you?
- Hi, good to see you! - Thank you.
- Oh, double-kissing, sorry. - Oh, my God.
Does that look beautiful and cozy in here or what?
- Is it beautiful and cozy?
- You're making me want to move back into this house.
I'm not even kidding you.
- Well, not too soon.
- This room like this, I'm not even kidding you.
It gave me goosebumps. I love this house so much.
It's just so interesting to me
to see someone else's take on something.
I just can't even get over how much I love this.
- Isn't it pretty?
- And Sutton definitely has her own unique style and flavor,
and while I love it, it feels a little weird.
- Hello!
- Y'all are kidding me right now.
- What? Hi!
- Y'all are kidding me, yeah?
What? - What?
- Get out of here! Get out of here!
- Is her's the same dress?
- Y'all have to get new stylists.
- We did not do it again!
We did not!
- What? Are you kidding me? This is the most random dress!
- Are you kidding me? - I cannot.
Did you guys really not do this?
You know, this is a case for the fashion police.
Rinna has done this
way too many times with too many people.
- Hi--oh, yeah! - I got the leopard thing.
- Oh, yeah!
- Hi, sorry!
- Oh, my God!
- This is a fashion emergency. - You look fabulous!
- This is really gorgeous. - Hey.
I'm like, "I think I hear it knocking."
- Hi. - How are you?
- Hi, Dorit!
- Hi, baby.
- Oh, hello! -
I can't get over this. - Stop it!
- Can you believe the humiliation?
- Oh, my God! - A-frickin-gain.
- By the way, I'm so blinded that you have
polka dots on your head but I went over there
and I was like, "I can't with this whole situation."
- There could be another one, who knows?
- Ooh!
Hello!
- Hi, hi, hi!
- Garcelle, look!
- Are you guys playing? - We're not.
Not only did we steal each other's look,
but Sutton stole my goddamn house!
- She stole your house, you stole her outfit.
Is this for real? Hi, how are you?
- Doing well. - Thank you so much.
- Well, you guys look great.
Hi, baby. How are you?
- Hi, baby. How are you? - Today's a good day.
- Today is an amazing day!
- Biden, Harris!
Biden, Harris! We've been divided.
We need some sanity put back into this country.
Thank you, 2020, finally.
To have a half Black,
half Asian vice president is everything.
It's like all the little girls in us
see us in her, and it's amazing.
- I said to my daughters today, I said,
"Girls, we have a female vice president."
- Isn't that so cool? - Vice president!
- That is so cool.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, how beautiful. Look at you.
- Hi! - Kathy, can you believe?
Look at Rinna and me.
- You all look very Parisian, but I have to tell you
in the daytime in Paris, this is the way I dress.
- I know. - Oh! I love it.
- Who's not here?
- Erika.
- But she's coming. - Good.
- I was shocked to hear about Erika.
- Yeah.
- I was sad. Like, I didn't see it coming.
I remember when I met her last year
we had this amazing lunch,
and the moment she mentioned him she welled up.
- The one thing that I love the most about Tom,
when my son was younger, he welcomed him...
I'm very thankful. - Oh!
- I felt the love, you know?
And I said, "That's what I want."
I felt like she admired him.
I felt like she was proud of him.
I felt like she had a good life with him.
I thought she was in it for the long haul.
- Erika's one of those
that she holds certain personal things to her chest.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- And when she's ready
she shares when she feels comfortable.
- That's when you need your girlfriends.
You know, that's when you...
- Yeah, that's what I think. - You know,
it's great to have a support system around.
- Yeah.
- No one knew?
No one knew in Tahoe?
- No. - No one knew.
- We did not know in Tahoe. - Really.
- What is-- where she was in Tahoe?
- The last time I spoke to Erika,
I just thought they were on solid ground.
- Did you talk to Tom? - We spoke this morning.
- Good. - We spoke this morning.
- He's good. He's at the firm.
- Oh, he is? - Honey, that's a workhorse.
- Yeah.
- Do you think she really filed, that it's her idea?
- Yes. - She did. Yes.
- Yes, she did. - Shouldn't she wait?
- For what?
- I know what you're thinking.
I literally know what you're thinking.
- Can you guys fill us in for those who don't know?
- What were you going to say? - I don't know.
I just feel like they've been married that long, like...
- Oh, wait. Oh... - Oh, stop it, Garcelle!
- I didn't say it!
- Tom is 82, but now let me tell you.
People live until they're like 100 now.
- I'm implying it, and y'all are slow.
- Garcelle, that is so evil!