Previously on
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The girl that bought the Bel Air house from me,
she's coming here today.
Hey! How are you?
I'm best known for my best selling book, Rich as [bleep],
which has given me the nickname the money queen.
Now who's gonna be there?
So you thinking other guys will be there?
- The girls' guys? - Yeah, I mean...
- 'Cause they don't have guys. - Oh!
Yes, I met someone and I was very flirtatious.
But nothing happened?
Or maybe something last night that happened to me was better.
[laughter]
My marriage has been eradicated from the Catholic church.
The letter came to Sutton Brown.
Ohh, oooh.
My kids are supposed to go to Florida
with their grandparents,
and PK said okay, well, if they're going,
then Daddy's gonna come to Florida.
He's doing it to hurt me.
Maybe he is, maybe he's not.
She seemed very, like, angry.
My perception, she's got a little bit of a fantasy
of what the reality is.
My husband is a complex person.
You throw drinking into the mix, it gets even more complicated.
Right, right.
[upbeat music]
In this town, stars come and go.
But diamonds last forever.
I'd die for fashion.
But now, I'm living for me.
I turn ambition into an artform.
And I am the masterpiece.
I might live on a main road,
but I definitely bring main character energy.
I didn't marry into money,
I manifested it.
Survival isn't my story,
it's my super power.
I'm unfiltered, unbothered,
and finally unburdened.
[tires screeching]
Oh, Lael, you have to use your brake
before you turn.
- I did use my brake. - No, Lael. No you didn't.
You know the real test one day will be when I can sleep
in the car while Lael drives.
I don't see you sleeping any time soon.
Maybe with one eye open, I'm like this. Can you imagine?
Tell me about camp!
It's very good.
Kaius, I don't think it can get any higher, honestly.
You couldn't be more perfect.
I love you so much, honey.
Be safe, stop picking your face and have the best time.
- I really love you. - I love you.
Oh my God!
Who's been letting this-- this is terrible.
Who's been doing this? Hate this part of my life.
[bleep]
[upbeat music]
Oh, dadgummit, I haven't put cheese out. That's okay.
No, she really likes cheese.
[birdsong]
Hello!
Oh, perfect timing!
Hi! Oh my gosh, oh, you got me cheese!
- I did! - Oh, that's so fabulous.
- Hi, Hi. - Thank you. Muah!
Come on in.
Oh! Oh we're having a little tea party! Look at this.
I feel like I'm in England. I love it. This is fabulous.
Salmon, and this mushroom, so good.
Do you want me to pour you some tea?
- Yeah, I'll have some. - Okay.
I've changed my drinking habits a little bit
over the past few months.
I really took some time off and wanted to regroup.
You can fill her up.
And I'll have a glass of wine now,
a glass of champagne that I really enjoy.
It's just a... it's a choice in lifestyle.
One lump or two?
I'm really wishing that I had a little bit
of an afternoon tipple.
[laughter] So I have definitely lost
my drinking companion.
But I think it's a positive thing.
I have had a very, very, very, busy morning.
- I guess I'm a little... - I just woke up.
Almost like panting.
I've been busy planning a trip for myself.
It's a place I've always wanted to go.
- Mm-hmm. - Sedona.
So I'm gonna charter a jet
so it's very easy for us to get there.
Who are we if we didn't have champagne? Come on.
I'm inviting everyone.
- Oh, you're inviting everyone. - Yeah.
Oh, okay. Won't be so relaxing. But it'll be nice!
We'll, we'll meld with our feminine energy.
Sedona is a place of healing.
I think all of us have some healing to do.
Mm-hmm.
I wanna do this trip to Sedona,
not only to show all of the women how I've changed
and I've worked on myself for the better.
But also with Dorit.
We've gotten to a safe place where we'll cordial.
You will come ashore
- and you will survive this. - Yes.
You just have to get through it,
and it sucks, and I'm really sorry.
- Thank you. - Yeah, it does suck.
And I'd really like to become friends with Dorit.
And I think we can do that in Sedona.
I think with Dorit, we are touching on a few friend points,
and I think if she is willing...
You don't want to barge in and be like
"I am going to be your friend. "
No, I would never do that.
That's not what this is about, Jennifer.
- Yes, okay. - This... that's not.
- Okay. - And you cannot mock me.
I'm not mocking you.
And not say "don't go in there," I'm not going to.
Yes, no but I'm reiterating what you're saying.
Okay.
With Sutton, I think sometimes when she gets
all worked up and she's anxious about something.
Sometimes she hurts people that she doesn't mean to hurt.
I described her once as, she's like a Catherine Wheel,
that firework that spins around, you put it on a tree
and sparks go everywhere.
And then sometimes you get hit by the sparks.
Your intentions are so good.
The road to heaven is paved with good intentions.
Oh, no, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- Oh, is that what it is? - Yes, it is.
[upbeat music]
My friend Kyle is coming over.
You'll probably smell her dogs on her.
But please, don't go crazy barking.
[knocking]
Coming! [dogs barking]
- Hello! - Hi.
Hi! Are there no kids here right now?
Protective. No, none!
- Where are they? - My kids are in Florida.
- Oh, they did end up going? - Yeah, I sent them.
Oh, well good. Wait, did PK go?
No.
[tapping fork]
Oh, so you said fine,
or he signed off on both of you to go?
Nope. He didn't.
I just sent them, Kyle.
- I couldn't not let them go. - Oh.
My kids are with my parents in Florida and they're having
the best time.
I should be at ease,
I should be taking care of myself finally.
But instead I'm riddled with anxiety.
About the kids, about finances, and what PK is doing.
That is the worst feeling, to live with that 24/7.
You speak to him?
- Did you speak to Mo? - No. No.
And I feel like there's nobody around him saying,
"PK, listen, you gotta stop."
Maybe you can speak to Mo.
Is that something you would feel comfortable doing?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course I would.
I do want to talk to him,
and I want to know how you think he can help,
if you still think that.
I do, honey! I do.
I'm literally, I'm like at my wit's end.
Then let's um, you know figure out--
I mean I was serious the other night, like um...
I don't, I don't think you quite grasp how out of control PK is.
He's out for blood. It's like, that to me is the hardest part.
It doesn't even sound,
- I mean, I don't, I mean... - Kyle, you don't know him.
I know, I'm just...
- It's just so crazy. - You don't know him.
- Yeah, I wouldn't think-- - I mean, even if
I said that about Mo, you'd be shocked.
Yeah, but I wouldn't doubt anything you tell me.
- I'm not doubting you. - I'm not saying--
I would immediately say "Oh my God, I wanna kill him,
what an asshole. What a jerk.
I can't believe blah, blah, blah."
- It's not-- - Well I'm sorry I didn't react
the way you expected me to, but I don't mean it like that.
I just don't think it's smart to be speaking so negatively
about your ex so publicly.
It's going to make your separation and divorce
down the line much more difficult.
Let's see what we could say to Mo, you know?
Sometimes it takes a friend to say the hard things
- to make you listen. - Yes.
Now you have to remember, he's coming from hearing
only his side.
- What is PK saying? - Mo said, you know,
"I'm hearing like, complete the opposite that
Dorit's putting him through a really hard time,
making it hard for him to see the kids."
[gasps]
The reason why he says that is that PK knows
it's not gonna look good that he's not around.
So he spins everything.
He wants to fly in at a moment's notice
and see them whenever he wants.
Great. However, the kids actually have a schedule.
They have activities. They have school.
Kids are little. Right?
He left the house.
There's already this structure--
- Change of structure, yeah. - Exactly.
You can't just completely uproot their lives
because you decided that you're finally in town after four weeks
and you want to see your children.
What is your plan? What do you plan to do next?
I'm trying to go to mediation. For months.
He keeps pushing it, and pushing it.
Oh, so, you can't even go to mediation? So...
- No, he keeps pushing it. - Well that's, I mean,
you can't fight that battle alone.
If PK and I cannot come to any agreement,
we're gonna have to go to court.
If we got to court, things become public
and ugly, and it's war.
I don't think PK wants that, and I know I definitely don't.
Maybe I need to speak to Mo.
- You're more than welcome to. - Because whatever Mo can say,
I can actually tell Mo the truth and the reality.
So when he goes back to PK and PK gives him this,
this story Mo can say, well... - "Dorit is saying this,"
"And what do you have to say about that?"
- Exactly, yes. - You have to have
a conversation with him. And I really hope
that that's gonna make a difference.
Coming up.
Erika said boring.
I got her in that moment. It was okay.
Don't think for two seconds that you got her in that moment.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
Being late for me is like my actual worst nightmare.
'Cause my mom, I was the last kid everywhere.
Oh, my God, they are here.
Kaius!
Oh, my God, Kaius, the bus was early.
Tell me everything. This is the longest I've gone
without talking to you. How was it?
Camp was good. I moisturized every day.
You moisturized your face every day?
- Every day and night. - Who are you?
- You told me to. - Kaius, I--
- Mom, I'm tryna get the summer glow up.
[laughter]
The juggle and the struggle is real.
And I think the thing I get asked the most
is how do you balance it all? And it's like I----ing don't.
I don't have a nanny, and I'm very hands on.
But I'm also, you know, a CEO. And I work. A lot.
Okay, ready? One, two, three.
Oh, my God. Oh my God.
Oh, my God, Kaius.
I actually thought when I finally...
kind of accidentally got pregnant,
that I was gonna have one child and it was gonna be a girl.
And all I wanna do is dress my daughter in, you know,
baby couture.
Oh God, you know what? Go up and change.
You're like, a mess. You're a cute delicious mess.
But you know, we make plans,
and the universe laughs at us. So here I am. Boy mom.
[phone ringing]
Hey, buddy.
Sky-sky, how's the Hamptons, honey?
But hold on, it's not an e-bike, right?
Skylar, I am not doing the ER with you again.
I told you. You have to get a new mom if you get hurt
on one of these things again.
[sighs] Skyler I can't.
Don't get me wrong. I mean, having boys
is the most exhausting thing ever.
But, I mean, I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Be safe! Skyler.
Always wear a helmet.
Love you, bye.
They have in every sense of the word been
actual real life knights with armor for me.
They see me as their princess.
They are so protective.
And even if we like, you know I'm screaming at them to get
dirty socks off of the table or whatever, it's like,
they just, they hold me when I don't even realize
I need holding.
I don't, I didn't even hear anything past the e-bike,
so I don't, I don't know what he said after that.
- You gotta keep an open mind. - No I don't. No I don't.
[upbeat music]
So who's coming tonight? To Kathy's party?
So it's me, you--
- Uh-huh. - ...Kathy, and Amanda.
- Amanda? - Amanda.
Does Kathy know Amanda?
Kathy has not met Amanda.
Oh, well she'll enjoy that, I'm sure.
I like Amanda.
I mean, I think she can be shy and reserved.
She seems smart. And she's younger.
You know what you look like?
The 1985 Chanel, where you had all the Chanel models
in the motorcycle jackets.
- That's the year I was born. - Yeah, oh, 1980...?
- 85, yeah. - Oh, my God.
I like that. She has a fresh perspective on things.
And she keeps us old people young.
Hello, how are you?
Oh, doesn't that look gorgeous?
Love it.
I was thinking we can put some bee pollen.
You know me when I get on a kick.
Put some bee pollen on there.
I'm telling you, this is the super food this year.
Kathy, I need you to come look.
I'm at the gazebo, I'll meet you down there.
It looks really pretty. Cozy, right?
What do you want to change around, Kath?
We don't have blue ribbon. Awe.
I probably can switch it. Mohammed?
Can we see if we have blue ribbon, please?
That would be great.
When I lived in New York, I worked at the Waldorf.
I helped waitress, and Rick was a bartender.
So I saw the most beautiful parties.
The ballroom being set every day for 1800 people.
To me it's like art,
I want my parties to be an experience.
All right, that's great.
[upbeat music]
Ready? All right, we made it.
- Yay! - Got everything?
We've been in the car forever, Jennifer.
- Hello! How are you? - Hello!
- Nice to see you. - It's good to see you.
Oh, so fabulous. Okay.
Hello, girls!
Hello glamorous girl!
I brought you a candle to the one place
you haven't visited yet this summer,
- Marquette. - Oh, shoot.
I was like she hasn't been there yet!
I should've wrapped up my smells like St. Lucia candle
and given it to you for memories.
- Yes. - How are you honey?
- I'm good. You look great. - Thank you, thank you.
What would you girls like?
I would love a glass of rosé if you have it.
We do. And what about you Miss Sutton?
I'm gonna start with a sparkling water.
- I love it. - Thank you very much, Marco.
And I will have just a glass of white wine.
Let's open as many bottles as we can tonight.
- All different kinds. - Yes, exactly.
Maybe Amanda will arrive and she'll want
- like a nice cabernet. - Oh, I'm excited to meet her!
Yes. I just met her briefly. She came to my party.
I had a party, you missed it
- when we were-- - I heard about your party.
[laughter]
Drop it!
- Oh my God! - Oh, Jennifer!
Oh! There is a naked man! [cheering]
I would've been really embarrassed.
Oh, yes. I thought some people were going to flee.
[upbeat music]
I'm good, how are you? It's good to see you.
- This way? - Yes, that way.
Thank you.
- Hi! - Hi! How are you!
Good to see you.
We were just talking about my naked model party.
- The penis party! - The penis party.
- Hi, I'm Amanda. - Hi Amanda, Kathy. Welcome.
It is so nice to meet you. Thank you for having me!
It's so nice to meet you.
I mean, she's Kathy----ing Hilton.
What could we get you to drink?
Can I just start with a water?
Of course.
- Hi, hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good.
No. Never.
I feel like I belong in any room I want to be in.
Pause for Caviar.
I'm always available for caviar.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, gluten free caviar.
Oh, so I have to be gluten free.
Caviar on cucumber slices is my favorite way.
- Oh, okay. - Oh, I've never done that.
I had to figure it out when I realized I was very
- allergic to gluten. - I'll just do the normal way.
Sorry to interrupt this gab-fest. Dinner is ready to go.
So, head down to the summer dining room.
The summer dining room, let's do it.
This is the prettiest little outdoor area.
Isn't this cute?
I've never stayed in a house this long.
- We've been here 18 years. - That's a long time.
Oh, the special salad is for her.
- Oh, oh! - Gorgeous, thank you.
I thought you were having a gluten free salad.
When I bought Kyle's house, I thought, I just want--
Sorry?
It's really crazy.
No thank you. It's such a great house.
I thought I was just gonna renovate it, give it what needed
and move along, and now we're getting attached.
I've made really beautiful decisions.
I'm starting to notice that Amanda
might be the kind of person that will one up or measure up.
She's gotta say, oh I have that too. Oh, no I do that too.
I have that too!
Carol is Kathy's right hand woman.
Left hand, right hand.
I have one of those. Yeah.
I love eating outside.
I think we eat most meals outside in the summer
- at my house. - Oh, really?
Yeah. At both houses.
Now that it's almost done, I'm like,
am I sure we're selling this house?
We just finished the tennis court like last week,
and I'm like, this is really getting good. It's getting good.
Sometimes when people talk a lot...
I tune out.
[soft music]
Oh, this smells delicious.
And it's organic.
It is so good. Yeah.
Thought maybe Kyle would be at dinner tonight.
She couldn't make it.
And you know Kyle, obviously because you bought her house.
Yes, we've been friendly just from running into each other.
You know, just from knowing each other from the purchase.
Like at the Glen center.
I'm just interested to see where somebody who's like
kind of coming in and seeing, meeting--
What did you think about Dorit?
The first time I meet her she's in emotional distress.
Jagger has been walking around
like he's got the weight of the world.
I, I don't see my son anymore.
Do you know what that's like for me?
- Yeah. - I thought about her a lot.
And then so when I got to have lunch with her,
I was so happy to talk to her and hear her whole situation
and be there for her. I really,
I had been thinking about her.
I was like happy to talk about it.
But I started wondering like,
is her talking to everyone gonna end up affecting the divorce
in some kind of negative way.
After my lunch with Boz and Dorit,
I walked away thinking of PK as a royal douchebag.
I believe Dorit completely,
'cause that was the only side I had.
Kyle said something like, he had a problem year with her talking
about things to everyone.
Even her saying this stuff about, you know,
how he's parenting and things like that.
That worries me. I mean last year she would say things
that you know, obviously came out. And then he was upset.
So, that's, I don't know,
- it just makes me nervous-- - Adding fuel to the fire?
- She's adding fuel to the fire. - Mm-hmm.
She did say, oh, he's a raging alcoholic,
and he didn't like that.
He's a full-blown alcoholic.
Dorit's lack of understanding about sobriety is not her fault.
She hasn't invested in it.
There is no fully-blown alcoholic.
You're either an alcoholic or you're not.
It was emotionally difficult for me to watch it.
That's a strong phrase, yeah.
- But if it's true... - Well, still.
[chuckles] Maybe you shouldn't say it.
About the father of your children?
But I think the thing is,
if she's talking among her friends
and people are giving her advice,
that's what women do when they're going through break ups.
Totally.
Now what did you think of Erika?
Have you had a one on one with Erika,
or met her when you were hanging out?
Um, how am I gonna explain this?
I ordered a mocktail, and she said, "Boring! Don't be boring."
Can you make a mocktail of some kind?
Boo, you have to drink alcohol.
And that was a really kind of loud and interesting
thing to say to someone you don't know.
[laughter] Loud and interesting thing to say.
You know it was like, hmm.
And then, but this is the exchange I liked
a little bit later.
I was saying that I have two babies who are Cancers,
my July 14th babies.
I feel like my Cancers are deeply feeling.
Cancers can be highly emotional, or kinda, like, mean.
And I was like, that's like such a strong thing
to say to someone you don't know, right?
And so then I say, well that's still emotional.
Anger's an emotion.
Yeah, it's emotional. It's emotion.
And I was like, okay, I think I just
- got you right then. - That's interesting.
A moment that was meant to intimidate me did not.
So you think she meant to intimidate you
when she said that?
- The way she said "mean." - Yeah.
I think Amanda might be in for a rude awakening if she thought
those comments were hurtful because Erika can give back
as good as she gets.
Those, those comments were her just being friendly.
It's like when you order the margarita and you want it
with a little jalapeno in it.
It's fun, it's got a little bite to it, but you know of course,
you don't want the hottest margarita ever,
like filled with tabasco sauce.
Now that's a bit too much.
It was an exchange that could've been me getting
really offended at her, but instead I felt like I...
I got her in that moment. It was okay.
There's no way that you got Erika in that moment.
Don't think for two seconds that you got her in that moment.
I have no idea why Sutton is acting so strongly.
I am just saying that I had a negative interaction
with Erika and I possibly turned it into a positive one.
Clearly Erika is a trigger for Sutton.
A sudden silence descends on the table.
Well, I think that's a good way to be.
Whatever she is throwing at me right now has a lot more to do
with her and Erika than me.
I had a lovely time.
Wait a minute! You are not leaving without your bag here.
Oh, my God! [indistinct chatter]
Oh, this is so fabulous!
You will never leave my house without a prezzy.
Oh, my gosh there's so much stuff in here!
I love stuff. Stuff is one of my favorite things.
I look great in a baseball hat.
I do. I do, I look great.
[laughter]
Coming up.
- Erika? - Yeah?
Who is this guy that, the picture the paparazzi
caught you with the other day?
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
- Sedona is gonna be---ing hot. - Yeah.
Oh, we need one of those sun hats.
Not that Kathy Hilton coffee filter hat.
This is cute right? Mm-hmm.
[upbeat music]
Sutton said bring tennis shoes.
Are we going Gucci, we going Louis Vuitton?
What are my hiking shoes?
You pick Louis Vuitton?
Okay, we'll bring these. You're such a helpful girl.
[upbeat music]
Good afternoon, welcome aboard.
- Thank you! - You're welcome.
This is so pretty!
It's Jennifer.
- Sutton! Sedona! Here we come! - Woo-hoo!
- Sedona, Sedona, Sedona! - Welcome to the humble abode.
Oh my gosh! A fruit plate!
I hope that that doesn't attract fruit flies.
You know? [chuckles]
Hey.
- Oh no, it's Rach! Rachel! - Hi, girlies. Yes!
- Hi, gorgeous. - Hi.
You look so gorgeous.
I brought, um, cowboy boots. Cowboy hat. And I brought my...
So it is-- Do you know this was like a last minute
add situation?
I just sort of was like wait I'm going to Sedona,
I could totally do a cowboy hat.
Yeah, for sure.
My fashion inspo for Sedona was like, you know,
bohemian self a little bit.
Like fringe, cuff tans, suede. But here's the thing.
Every single one of us did it different.
Ah! Yeah! Oh my gosh!
We're going, we're going to hot-ass Arizona.
Erika was in like fun travel clothes.
- Hi! - Hi!
Kyle was like in denim and turquoise.
Even I think she had a turquoise watch on
and a turquoise Kelly bag.
Hi! Your hair is touching the ceiling.
Thank you. Muah.
And then of course, Boz walks in like a queen.
Hi, hi!
Hey, how are you, hi!
Amanda got on that plane with LV logos
bigger than my head and really felt it.
- Hi! Suffer the warm. - Welcome to...
[chuckles] Thank you for the warm welcome.
Is it Sedona? Probably not.
Does she love it? Yes. That's her vibe.
[indistinct chatter] Do you know where Dorit is?
The amount of times this has happened.
[indistinct chatter]
[laughter]
You're just not late for private planes cause things go wrong.
Like, sometimes you miss your slip. They won’t let you land.
Alert! Alert! We think Dorit is pulling up.
- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.
- Hello! - Hi, hello everyone, hi.
Tell me where to sit.
I'm late because of a travel emergency between my mother
and my kids.
It is now, but...
It's very hard.
An hour late, but I made it.
Isn't that what flying private is for?
[upbeat music]
So now that we're in the air,
I thought I would tell you about our trip to Sedona.
We're going to be staying at the Little Daisy.
They have pre-selected our rooms.
I have made gift bags and sent them ahead of us.
So you can find your room by your gift bag.
And then we have dinner tonight at the house.
So, enjoy your champagne, your crudite, and et cetera,
and we'll see you when we land.
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
Welcome to Sedona!
We made it.
Million dollar view.
You guys, it looks like a----ing movie set.
- You guys, look at this. - Unbelievable.
Can I be honest with you? What you just did...
- What? - Does not look good.
- What? - The under-eye makeup.
You made it lighter, but it's still showing...
Oh, oh, cause I didn't... Did I not blend it?
No, always be honest with me.
- I like a little light, but... - Hold on.
Now that's better.
[bright music]
Hello.
Okay!
Hi, thank you.
Come on in.
- So great! - This is lovely.
Let's do it guys.
Wow, look at this! It's amazing.
This is cute.
Welcome to the Little Daisy Jerome.
This was originally a hotel built a hundred years ago
that housed the labor force of the Little Daisy Mines.
We had as many as potentially 160 miners
- that lived out of this place. - Oh, wow.
- And where are they now? - They're, they're gone.
Dead. They're gone. [laughter]
Does Kathy think she knows some of these miners?
Maybe she just wants to know
if they found a copper penny for her.
I don't know what Kathy's thinking. They're dead, Kathy.
Let's go look at our rooms.
I'd love to go look at my room, I'm so excited.
I think it said our initials are on doors?
Here you are.
Cute!
Aw, there's flowers.
Ugh, it's so pretty.
Three buildings. So, you're in the geologist's house.
The allergist's house?
- The geologist's house. - Oh, okay.
And Kathy, you will be down at Villa Conteta.
- Okay. - Right there. Yep.
Oh, look at that. Gorgeous.
I love it.
Oh, and my luggage is here! Look at this, it's so nice.
It really looks amazing.
Oh! Oh my God.
Look how cute this is.
I don't mind being in a house on my own.
In fact, I never have alone time.
Wonderful.
I can focus on myself, getting some sleep, eating well.
Just really take some me time.
And it's overdue.
I opened my wine.
I wandered far and wide, and I found a cork screw,
and I opened my wine,
and I found a little glass, and I'm enjoying myself.
Did you see that picture of Erika in
the tabloids with that guy?
He seems hot. I mean, he really seems like all guy.
And they call him Shrek, that's his nickname.
I would not be happy if somebody called me Shrek.
Hey Siri, facetime Kathy Hilton.
[phone ringing]
[quirky music]
[phone ringing] Okay, so Kathy's not answering.
She doesn't know how to answer it.
Let's try Rachel.
[phone chimes] Oh!
- Hi! - Okay.
I'm sweating. I don't even sweat, you guys. I'm never hot.
Well, it's 110 degrees, Rachel. I mean, Jesus.
I don't have my luggage.
What? What do you mean?
You have no clothes?
She had to overnight it.
- Oh, oh. - Oh, no.
One of my best friends goes to Europe for six weeks
in a frickin carry-on. A carry-on.
My shoes take up a carry-on.
So I thought it would be helpful if we shipped my luggage.
Had I known we were going to the middle of absolutely nowhere,
I would have never FedExed it.
I would have taken it with me.
- I have nothing. - No she has nothing.
Not the fashionista with no clothes!
Coming up.
Look at these crystals!
This is the best thing ever,
Can we shop while we're eating?
I've spent 10,000 dollars on crystals in one sitting before.
[dramatic music]
[phone chimes]
Hey, you brought nine pairs of shoes, I brought nine bags.
Do you want to see how many purses I brought? I'm insane.
I brought more shoes,
they're under my bed. [chuckling]
So I have a bag for each outfit. I went a little overboard.
You put one bag per outfit?
This is one hiking outfit, just black Chanel.
This is a different hiking outfit black Chanel,
'cause I have a fanny pack for one
and a backpack for the other.
Okay, this is... Very important. Very important.
[upbeat music]
Okay, now...
[tender music]
My fertility journey continues, full gusto.
So what am I lookin at?
So this is your womb. The uterus.
And that's the right ovary,
and this dark circle is an egg house.
- So that's a good thing. - Mm-hmm.
No.
- It burns like hell, though. - Ooh!
Good lord!
I mean I am bloated, I am irritable.
My skin isn't great. I'm gaining weight. I mean, Lord.
It better be worth it in the end.
- We're done. - Thank you.
- Whoa. - Va-va-voom.
- Vortex barbie. - How's everybody doing?
Oh, wow! You look like Grace Kelly.
- Doesn't she look gorgeous? - Oh, my God you guys,
I'm in the same thing you saw me in today.
Yeah, but you look great.
I changed my jewelry.
One-two-three, four-five-six. Who's missing?
Bozé!
[cheering] Oh, wow.
Let's go upstairs.
- Yes, Ms. Hostess. - Okay.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, wow.
- It's so lovely! - So beautiful.
This is hot girl summer, Rachel, see?
Hot girl is not meant to be literally hot.
This is nicer than some people's wedding.
Look at these crystals! Oh, I feel enlightened already.
They have their prices on the bottom.
This is the best thing ever.
Can we shop while we're eating? How much for this crystal?
I've spent $10,000 on crystals in one sitting before.
Well I have a friend that spent more than $100,000 on crystals.
Ehn.
And they're bigger.
And there are only two of them in the world.
Crystals are supposed to be a spiritual entity or something
that you know, helps enhance your life.
So to say, I spent $10,000 on crystals
seemed a little bit, um...
I'm looking for a better word than crass.
Thank y'all for coming.
Thanks for inviting us!
And I really appreciate you being here.
I really want to use this time here in Sedona
to build good relationships.
I think for the five years that I've known y'all,
I think a lot of my insecurities have gotten in the way
in how I interact with you.
My insecurities with this group, there's several of them.
One, I think, not being pretty enough.
I think, two, not feeling cool enough.
Looking back, that was probably something I created
in my own head.
And I would like to put that in the past.
I would like to really embrace
and introduce you to Sutton Brown.
Maybe I'll change my name back to Brown.
I dropped my married name the day I left.
- Really? - Yeah.
Well the truth is, I'm not a Stracke.
- So, un-Stracke yourself. - You know, I'm not.
You should de-Stracke.
Sutton Brown, she's a fun girl.
And she's a good friend.
And I want to be that with y'all.
This name change idea is very new.
And it's sort of like the old days when we went
into a dressing room to try on clothes.
Trying on this name to see like, how it feels.
Does this name still even resemble me?
I think as long as you show up consistently time after time,
I think that people will begin to trust.
- Yeah. - That's right.
- Can we toast? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
To Sutton Brown.
Everybody got wine or champagne?
May she remain true.
- Yes! - Aw, that was nice.
Cheers.
To the new Sutton Brown.
- Cheers. - Chin chin down there.
And to Amanda, our new friend. Welcome.
Thank you. I feel welcomed.
And Rachel's our new friend.
She's been here a minute, though. I'm new, new.
So, Amanda. I know that you create digital courses.
Online training programs.
And what kind of courses are they?
So it's an online education and coaching business.
Go to Amanda Frances dot com.
You sign up for whatever course you're interested in.
Many are on financial empowerment, but there's some on
online selling...
...Different aspects of having an online business...
... different numbers of modules and bonuses...
... I just had a knack for noticing patterns in people...
... And I have the Amanda Frances app.
We've built an app, finally. So they...
[dramatic screaming]
I could right now send a notification
to everyone in the app.
- That's great. - Thank you.
[laughter]
When Kathy says "That's great."
It means she either wasn't listening to you,
or she didn't understand anything you said.
The charity is Homeless, Not Toothless.
- What is it called? - Homeless, Not Toothless.
That's great.
Now, to be fair, I also didn't understand what Amanda
was talking about, but if I'm asked, I'm also gonna say,
oh, that's great.
[chuckles]
Good evening ladies.
I've prepared for you guys tonight a five-course meal.
Summer citrus salad. Roasted red pepper and tomato gazpacho.
There's burrata in the middle.
And after this we'll do your entree for tonight,
will be a halibut.
And then we'll do a beautiful flourless chocolate cake
at the end. Thank you, pleasure.
Appreciate it ladies, thank you. [indistinct chatter]
If it's flourless I can eat it. Praise the lord.
Okay, Erika. Who is this guy that the picture,
the paparazzi caught you with the other day?
[dramatic music]
- Okay, Erika. - Yeah?
Who is this guy that, the picture, the paparazzi
caught you with the other day?
Did I miss this whole thing?
What stood out most in those pictures was the fact that Erika
had not a stitch of makeup,
she was dressed totally down, and the guy was wearing crocs.
If they were Birks, I'd probably make out with him.
I think Birks are hot.
Uh, I met this man in London
about a month ago. Backstage at the Mighty Hoopla.
- Oh, when you were there! - Yeah, in the back stage.
How come you didn't say anything?
In all fairness there wasn't enough there to talk about.
- Okay. - In all fairness.
The time wasn't right to say anything.
Erika claims that I'm one of her closest friends.
Yet, she didn't tell me or Kyle about
this new man that she's dating.
Well, I already knew about this guy.
It's hurtful, yes. However, Erika does things her own way.
We just accept it.
Did he approach you?
- No, I walked up to him. - Did you!
- Oh! And what'd you say? - What was your opening line?
Um, he was on a friend of mine's podcast. So I walked by
and I was like is that who I think it is?
And I kept walking, and I walked back and I was like, it is.
- Oh! - I'm gonna introduce myself.
And why was he on the podcast? Like, what was he talking about?
- His life. His career. - His life?
So, Reddit says he's ex-special ops.
- Oh, special ops, wow. - Ex-Delta, yeah.
I just like walked up to him. And I don't ever do this.
And I said you know, I saw you on the podcast,
and it was a great episode. You know. I'm a fan.
Is really what I said. Like who the [bleep] says that?
Like Erika says she's a fan of something?
What dick sucking sh-- is this?
He said you know who I am? I said yes. You're John McVee.
The day that the pictures were taken, we actually walked around
and held hands and then we, um
I got a manicure and he got a pedicure.
[laughter]
When I saw that picture I thought, she's so comfortable.
Yeah, you looked very comfortable.
And I felt like you felt safe with him.
Yeah, there was no guard up.
Erika, have you ever felt like you didn't have
- to have your guard up. - Not really.
Not in a long time.
We're in the very early stages of getting to know each other.
I don't know where this is going if it's going anywhere.
You are so cute!
Thank you, I just was walking around. But, I think what I like
the most about John is he's not what you think he is at first.
He's actually quite giving and loving.
So I think that that's what I enjoyed the most
and I know what it's like to be misunderstood
and mischaracterized, so I think we connect on that level.
Erika when are you planning to see him again?
You know, not for a while.
Like, um, I said goodbye to him today.
- Oh! - Oh!
Um, before we got on the plane.
Did you feel sad leaving him today?
- I did. - Oh.
Erika, you know what this means!
I love that.
Let's not go crazy.
[laughter]
Love that! [indistinct chatter]
Let's not get crazy, ladies!
- It's been a nice few days. - Girl, you keep saying
don't go crazy. We are gone.
- I know, I know. - We have left.
We are over there. On the mountains.
You guys are making this blown up.
[laughter]
Next time, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
[upbeat music] Wee!
Welcome to the vortex.
[dramatic music] [panics]
Oh, my God.
I don't always feel the most supported by Kyle.
Babe, there's tests every day in friendship.
Did Sutton have an assistant named, uh...
Avi?
I'm not talking about it. That's it.
- There's also two in a-- - Just stop.
- Okay. - Just stop.