- Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- You were supposed to wash the dishes.
- Well, no.
I thought Belle would be coming.
- Mom, Belle comes once a week.
- Oh. - That's all I can afford.
- Teenage boys are kind of assholes.
- [laughs, sniffles] - They are.
- I know, but I just feel like I failed.
I feel like I failed.
- Hey, Sutton, here's your chance
to apologize to Magic Mike. - So sorry that...
- Y'all were amazing.
Y'all were amazing.
- This is your chance to apologize to my friend,
who you said was over the top and the show sh---y.
- No, I did not say the show was sh---y at all.
- I had the best time. - Don't put words in my mouth.
- Sutton, you OK?
- I've got to say, Erika,
to purposefully embarrass me was--
was kind of mean.
- How many tattoos do you have right now?
- Five.
- Lapin,that's enough.
- You don't have a choice.
- She might be going through something.
- I just feel like when there's all of these...
Numbers,
it adds up to something is-- Something's wrong.
- You have a habit of losing your sh--
in ridiculous circumstances.
- Name them. - That was--
- Name them. - Well--
- Name them. - Well, be quiet so--
- Name them. - Let me talk! Jesus!
- I may act for a living,
but I never fall for a bad performance.
- Who needs a knight in shining armor
when you have your own horse?
- The best part about losing everything
is getting it all back.
- Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.
- They say wisdom comes with age,
but I'm proving otherwise.
- It's hard to outrun rumors,
but luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hey, honey. - Hi, sweetie.
- Cute. - Well, we're--
we are arriving at the same time.
- I know. - We're on the same "skedge."
- Because we're perfect.
- You look like one of those ladies that lunch.
- [laughs] Well, you know what?
I am a lady, and I do eat lunch.
[laughter]
- Hi. Can I get you guys a tea?
- Yes, please. - I would love one.
- My whole kitchen is so unorganized.
I need to hire someone to help me organize.
Other things I can't deal with, mail.
I only like to open checks. - [laughs]
- I need to get a business manager.
- You should have.
- You don't have a business manager?
- Of course you do. - I don't, you guys.
If I did, I'd be much better with my spending.
- What? - Well, no.
It doesn't help with spending.
Our business manager tells me, stop shopping, Dorit.
I just don't listen.
Or suddenly, the line is, what?
[voice echoing] It's a bad line.
I-I'll call you later.
What about last night, you guys?
- OK, so you and Garcelle, you guys came back.
You guys looked like it was--
- Oh, yeah. - It was good.
- I felt that when I shared how I was feeling in Vegas,
you took it on so much of a defensive
that you weren't hearing me.
- I'm very sorry.
- Last night, I just thought, you know what?
It's--it's the right thing to do
for me to apologize for making her feel bad about it.
- It just takes time. That's all.
- Can I ask your guys' advice?
Because I really do care about Sutton.
Like, I have seen where she's been, like, a little off,
you know, a couple times lately.
And the other night at her house,
she started talking about when
the elevator doors opened when we were leaving.
She's like, that was planned.
And I was like, that definitely didn't happen.
- That's impossible.
- So she goes, no.
She goes, those elevator doors open.
And she goes... - Cue, elevator doors.
- [dramatically] Well, Sutton!
- Now's your chance!
You can apologize. - Apologize.
I said, I didn't notice that. And then she said...
both: Defend your friend, Kyle.
- She's so aggressive.
Every time I would say--
I think that she literally would bite my head off,
but in a different way than, like, it was mean.
- I've been there.
She goes from zero to 60 really quick.
She'll be like... [as Sutton] Oh, my God.
I made my reputation and my morals.
[growling] What do you mean?
- [laughs]
- It's literally in the same sentence.
- What do you think it is?
- Well, Sutton is a drinker.
She's somebody that I would not be
surprised if she pours a little vodka
in her coffee in the morning.
- OK, Dorit, says the woman
that has the three "carcass out" cocktail
that the entire world knows about.
Everyone talks about her drinking.
I'm terrible at, like, sort of gauging,
because she always seems sort of fine.
- She's also used to it.
- Vodka, like, can make some people very mean.
[playful music]
- Just because Kyle stopped drinking yesterday
doesn't mean that suddenly you can have all these judgments
about someone who drinks.
Like, you just got sober.
- Like, if I were to have vodka--
I don't drink vodka-- I will fall asleep.
- Maybe Kyle's jealous that she can, you know,
hold them down.
- So what are you going to do now with her?
- I want to repair that, you know?
She's worth it to me to make that effort.
I want it to be one that's very calm.
Like, I can't-- I don't need to be--
- Is there an environment that you feel like she's calmer?
Maybe in the day?
- You guys are terrible.
[dance music]
* *
- I have a reservation-- dinner for two.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
* *
- Oh, hi. How are you? [chuckles]
- It's all kind of bacon-wrapped stuff.
I hear you.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Oh, hello, movie star.
- Hello.
This is cute.
- Can I get you something to drink other than water?
- I will have tea.
- Can I also get a Ketel One on the rocks?
- [chuckles] - It's Friday.
I didn't drink at your thing last night.
- You didn't.
I drank way too much at my thing last night.
- You did?
- Well, yeah.
I show up, and everybody wants to, you know, get you a drink.
- What are we in the mood for? - The bacon-wrapped asparagus.
I just looked. - Oh, that sounds good.
I don't think Sutton's a vegetarian.
I mean, she's eating bacon all the time now.
- If you're not going to eat your bacon,
can you pass it over?
- She's a vegetarian that eats bacon.
- I eat one piece of bacon a day on vacation.
- Uh-huh. [laughs]
So last night I couldn't have been happier,
first of all, with the turnout.
I mean, the fact that-- - You had so many people there.
- I had over a hundred people there.
- I know.
- Who were you surprised to see last night?
- Jerry O'Connell.
- He's so cute. - He's so cute.
- Oh, baby, I love you.
- You were so good. - Thank you for coming.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
So you saw Erika. How were you and Erika?
- I saw Erika for a brief second.
But, you know, we don't have--
Do we have anything to talk about?
- That was wild that the elevator doors open,
and there they were.
- You know, I said the same thing to Kyle.
- And what'd she say?
- She defended Erika.
- Oh, and you got upset about that?
- I did get upset.
Because that's about me and Erika.
- Right.
- It has nothing to do with Kyle and Sutton.
I think she feels the need...
- [coughs] Mm. - To insert herself with me.
- Yeah.
- She was a bit hurtful last night.
No, I think that sometimes you don't respect me enough.
Like, you treat me like the little sister.
- I definitely don't treat you like the little sister.
Don't flatter yourself.
- What I said last night was-- - Yeah.
- A lot of times, when you lose weight
and you exercise a lot-- - Drastic changes.
- There's something else-- both: Going on.
- Yeah. - In your life.
- Sounds like something--
almost like you hit a nerve.
- I did notice the sapphire and diamond ring
that she's wearing now.
- That's not her usual ring? I don't pay--
- No, it's brand-new.
Did you get a new ring?
- Oh, look at you, little detective.
This is a new ring.
- Mm-hmm. - Thank you.
Oh, you love sapphires, that's why.
- I don't-- I love sapphires,
and I don't miss much.
- I don't even know how Sutton even noticed
that Kyle was wearing a different ring.
I never pay attention to that.
The only time I notice jewelry is when--
after the robbery, Dorit still had hers.
Is that a makeup gift?
- Oh. Now, look, I am not--
- No, what I'm saying, but why would that--
why would that spark something if she has a new ring?
- In tabloids, Kyle and Mau are having...
- OK. - Problems in their marriage.
- OK.
- The news is,
Mauricio may be having an affair.
It's all over the Internet.
I have zero interest in Kyle's marriage.
I care about Kyle.
Then she's got a new band.
I think that we're close enough, you would come to me.
But it's hard to be close to anyone
if you feel like they're hiding anything from you.
- I think if you guys are really going
to have a friendship, you're going to really--
Like, just be honest...
- OK. - And clear the air.
Like, she's got to do that with you, too.
- Hmm.
- Coming up...
- So the first bachelor loves kids, loves to travel.
- I just need to-- - Yeah.
- My-- - What are you zooming in on?
Oh, my God.
She's zooming in on his privates.
[upbeat music]
* *
- * I'ma be back *
* They can't keep me down *
* Can't keep me down *
* No, they can't keep me down, baby *
- Hi. I'm here for Alexis.
- Yeah. - OK, cool.
Thank you guys so much.
Oh, there they are. - Hi.
Hi, ladies.
Alexis, your home is so beautiful.
It just makes me feel good up here.
- Positive vibes.
How are you?
- Hi. I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good. You smell nice.
- What's going on?
- You look pretty in pink. - Thank you.
- A walking Barbie. - Soft. Oh, gosh.
Alexis is a talent manager that has a background in publicity.
I'm going to talk a little strategy today
about going forward and what the possibilities are.
And she has rejuvenated my team.
I love Jack, but he and I decided not to work together.
- Oh, my God.
- Did either one of you
leak to the press about Kathy?
- It was someone who works for you.
- My publicist did that?
Nikki and I share a publicist. - Yeah.
- So I don't think that would be in his best interest.
Everything's not hunky dory. - Oh.
- We're still friends, we're just not in business together.
- We should just be realistic, right?
We're at a very pivotal point,
because you were essentially on top of the world.
[laughter and chatter]
- You had Broadway.
Everything was going for you.
And then, obviously,
you just completely got stopped in your tracks.
- Yeah.
Being the possible target of a federal criminal investigation
is, like, not cool.
And you would be shocked at how quickly people turn on you.
[somber music]
- It created a lot of uncertainty around your name,
around your brand.
- And if I was viable...
- Totally. - To be perfectly honest.
And believe me, Tom's indictment has not helped.
It's helped in the sense of, OK, Erika didn't get indicted,
which is what I've been trying to tell everybody anyway.
But does that translate into people
wanting to work with me?
I'm coming off the worst years of my life.
My reputation is in the toilet.
Offers are not coming in.
Defending myself has been very expensive.
I've always had help.
Now I don't.
- I think now the only way that you actually rebuild
is taking accountability for your part.
- OK, I will tell you this.
I certainly have come back with a better sense of self.
Because I had... - A blessing.
- No choice--yes.
I had no choice but to face myself.
I'd like to apologize if I was rough,
if I was vicious.
I love you all, and I'm very sorry.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but I would imagine
that you want to perform again. - I do.
I want to be back onstage. I want to be making new music.
I want to be entertaining again.
I want to have a relationship with an audience.
- I can make some calls and see--
- If there's any interest.
- Or even if they'll just take a meeting.
- Right.
- And you never know if you don't ask.
[upbeat music]
* *
- [coughing]
- You do this too much. - I know!
I wonder if it's a ton--tonsil thing.
- Tonsil? What's a tonsil again?
- In your mouth. Your tonsils.
- There's a lot of things in your mouth.
- Oh, my God! - [laughs]
* *
- Thank you.
For two.
Thank you.
Everybody was watching us walk in like, what the--
- Yeah.
Do you get that a lot when you're walking in?
- Yeah.
- You're important.
- [laughs] So are you, son.
- Yeah, I'm just your child.
- And that-- you're important anyway.
- Oh, I'm blushing. - [laughs]
- Start with some food for you guys?
- Yeah, can we have the shishito peppers?
- I'll get the A5 Wagyu New York Strip.
- That's my kid. [laughs] - Mm-hmm. Yes.
* *
- Three. - Thank you so much.
At your age, I couldn't have a conversation
like we have with my Mom or my Dad.
It was a different generation. We didn't talk like that.
- Yeah, that's fair enough.
- When you have twins, it's a challenge
parenting them separately, because as they get older,
their needs are different, you know?
Jax wants more freedom.
Jaid doesn't care about freedom.
And Jax wants to talk things through.
So I'm learning to be a little bit more patient
with Jax's conversations.
I have to hear him out more.
And if I'm going to be really honest,
you said some things that hurt me...
- Mm-hmm. - On the beach.
I feel like you don't let me parent you.
- And I understand where you're coming from,
that you want to be more of a parent to us.
But I needed that two years ago instead of now.
- You thought that I should've kept the family together,
you know, with Dad and--
I know damn well it was Dad's fault.
And I know that he did stuff that he shouldn't have.
And I've known that ever since I was, like, eight years old.
[tense music]
I looked it up.
- Why didn't you-- you looked it up?
Why didn't you say something? - Because I couldn't.
- Why?
- Because it's-- - You knew when you were eight?
You looked it up. - I've known forever.
[somber music]
I was curious.
- Wow.
I found out about Mike's infidelity,
asking him if I could borrow his phone.
That's when I saw a text that said, I love you,
and I thought it was from us.
And then I looked again, and I realized
it was a different number.
And I kept on saying, tell me. Who is it?
And he kept on saying, it's nobody, it's nothing.
It's nobody. It's nothing.
And I think it was Jax--
the boys were strapped in their car seats--
and he said, tell Mommy what?
Because I kept on saying, tell me, tell me.
And so that shut us both up.
- I'd never hold it against you in any way.
I'd never hold it against Dad,
even though I know it was his fault.
That's all I've ever known.
- The whole thing was about shielding them.
So hearing tonight that Jax has known all this time,
and when he was eight,
I don't think I'll ever be OK with that.
- Almost half of marriages end in divorce.
It's not like I'm holding it against you.
- [scoffs] Jax, I don't know who you are.
I swear to God. I don't even--
What I realize is that I need to see him
for the smart, brilliant, outspoken child that he is.
[laughs] I'm proud of you for being who you are,
because you're who you are,
but you're also helping me grow.
I love you, Jax.
- I love you, too, Mom.
- Like, I really love you. - I love you, too.
- Jax is paying for the bill.
- What? No!
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
- How did you guys meet?
- Um, I was... - She stalked me.
- I did, I stalked her. - Ooh.
[upbeat music]
- * You know I'm worth the high *
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, come spend it all on me *
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
- Oh, wow. This is pretty.
- * Just what you need, oh, oh *
- Stefanos, how you doing?
- Good. - You got my text, right?
- Have to work a little bit on the design together.
- OK. - And we're ready to go.
- OK.
I actually didn't say anything about coming here today.
- Oh, my God. It's a secret?
- It's not a secret. - Am I in trouble?
- I just didn't tell. - [laughs]
OK. - So what do we have here?
- This is the idea that you sent me.
- I like that.
So my friend Morgan, she's like,
you overthink it too much.
She has a lot of tattoos.
Oh, here she comes.
Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- I was just telling him about all your tattoos.
And this is Morgan.
- Hello. - Hey, nice to see you.
- Stefanos. - Stefanos.
- I was telling him that I overthink these things,
and that you clearly just don't--don't overthink.
You just-- - No. I'm all covered.
- Yeah.
Can you imagine I show up at my house with a throat tattoo?
[laughs] Where will you put it?
That's the other thing.
- That's on you.
- Did I tell you that Mau asked me how many I had,
and he said he didn't know.
[laughs]
- How many--you have five?
You said five, right? - I have five, yeah.
- I got into a fight with someone
on my Instagram about you.
- About me?
- Something about my tattoos,
and Kyle's trying to look like this.
And I was like, who cares?
I mean, they're going to assume you're having, like,
a midlife crisis or something,
with the extra tattoo, but it's fine.
- Great, Morgan. Thanks.
- Sorry.
Just-- [laughs]
- Morgan and I are very close friends.
We talk every day.
People are really confused by our friendship.
- I did, I stalked her.
I did.
I heard Morgan's music, and I was like, oh, my God.
Who is this girl with this voice and these lyrics?
And I followed her.
- My friends started freaking out because
you shared it on your story.
- Yeah, because I wanted to get your attention.
- They were like, oh, my gosh, it's Kyle Richards.
- Morgan is 100% herself.
No excuses.
No apologies.
And there was something very freeing about that to me.
Let me see your space on your arm.
I'm someone who is always so worried about everything
being so together and perfect that...
[laughs]
I honestly was just really taken by that.
- Hmm.
- People can enjoy this without feeling like they were,
you know, "doing drugs."
They just get a beautiful plate of food.
And even if they don't want to participate,
they're going to get an amazing culinary experience.
- I did end up going through with that.
- Yeah.
It's weird. - What?
- I don't know, you just--you said you didn't like edibles.
- I don't.
- You felt like your necklace was choking you.
- I did. I felt like it was choking me.
But sometimes, like, in this group,
they've been so, like, pushing about, like,
"Why are you not drinking?" Every time I see them.
Now if I don't do the edibles, I'm like,
are they going to get annoyed with me? [laughs]
- You shouldn't have to feel pressured
to do something like that.
I mean, when I got sober,
I lost a lot of friends, you know?
- You did?
- Well, yeah, because you don't hang out with the same people.
But just go.
And if you want to have some of that food and try it,
then try it, but if you decide when you're there,
hmm, I don't want to do this, then don't.
And don't make a big deal about it.
- No, that's very good advice. That's true.
Morgan has been sober for six years.
- Ready? - Morgan, come on.
I need you to hold my hand.
And it's nice to have friends
that you have things in common with.
You know, we like to work out.
We don't like to drink.
- It's going to hurt. - Is it?
- I was just saying. [laughs]
- It's nice to surround yourself
with like-minded people.
- OK, for me you get a little bit closer to me, please.
- OK. - Perfect.
[device beeps]
- Hold my hand. [tattoo machine buzzing]
[upbeat music]
- Oh, your hands are slimy.
- Because I'm stre--
They're not slimy--Oh, shut up. - [laughs]
- Are we ready? - I think so.
- You should not be moving.
* *
- She's acting like she's trying not to make me laugh.
And then she just said that you were drawing a penis there.
- [laughs] Maybe I...
[laughter]
Spicy.
- I should have put a little pepper there.
[laughs]
- Oh, my God. That was--
You got to be still.
Don't be moving. - I'm trying not to.
Everyone's always like, how are they friends?
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
- Check it out. - Nice!
- That's cute.
- It does look cute.
It's so cute.
It's the cutest.
You want me to take a picture of it?
- Yeah.
[laughs]
- I'm like you trying to use a phone.
- I'm going to get a lightning bolt on my ear like you. OK.
[laughter]
We need more rumors started. [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hello?
Oh, hi.
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing? Look at your book.
Wow. - I know.
I'm just super excited about it.
- "The Dealmaker"!
- Just got it. Just got it.
- I have to read the whole thing.
- You still haven't read the whole thing?
- No. - Oh.
- I mean, these just came in.
- Well, I sent you the whole book.
- I don't like to read on a computer.
I like to read paper, on pages.
- I'll get to it.
I'll get to it.
- What's up? - Nothing.
What's going on?
So what time do you leave tomorrow?
- Super early.
I think I have, like, a 7:30 flight or something like that.
- Is that one of your bags you're taking?
- Yeah. I'm taking that to Florida.
- Looks like a body's in there.
- [laughs] They're golf clubs.
- I could actually fit in that. - Let's put you in there.
- Don't get any ideas. - Let's put you in here.
- No, I'm--I'm good, thanks.
- You would fit in here actually quite perfectly.
- You may want to put me in there in a minute.
- Why? - Um, I got another tattoo.
- Honey, what are you doing? - It's small.
Very small. - Ay-yi-yi. OK.
- And I went with here, because I figured
not as many people would see it.
- So what did you do, my name?
- No.
No.
- Lapin.
- I did this. - What are you doing?
- Right there. - Oh, what is that?
- It's a little planet. - Is it Saturn?
- With stars, yeah.
- What does that symbolize? - I just thought it was cute.
[laughs] Like, who's going to see this
except--unless I have a bathing suit?
I can also cover it. - Well, I hope I get to see it.
- You're seeing it right now.
- I mean, like, often.
- Well...
* *
- Coming up...
- Camille is coming and Denise Richards.
- Camille and Denise?
- Camille and Denise are coming.
- These bitches. Here we go.
- This is going to be so much fun.
[upbeat music]
- * I said the boys like the girls in the sun... *
- That goes to the coffee table.
Let's do this. Let's do that. Perfect.
- I heard a knock at the door.
- You look beautiful.
Wow, the dress actually fits.
- Hello, miss thing!
- Please enter. - Well, thank you.
- You look so-- - I feel like a wet, dog.
- No, you're not wet at all. - How are you?
- Well, OK. - Oh, you look so beautiful.
- Oh, God. Here she comes.
She's very bubbly.
That's dirty. - OK.
I'll take that one to be cleaned.
- Thank you. Can I take your jacket?
- Thank you so much. - Of course.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
- Hi, honey!
Maybe he can help pick your match, Sutton.
[laughs]
- I invited my friend Dorit to come.
She thinks that she knows more than probably you.
- [laughs] - And she's a free service.
- [laughs]
- She thinks that she has figured out
why no one wants to date me.
- [laughs]
[quirky music]
- A really great date and you kissed.
And then what happened?
- Maybe I invited him to come to the ABT gala,
which was black tie, in New York.
And then I didn't really hear from him again.
- Honey, it was a good kiss.
But then you don't follow up with,
can you please fly across the coast?
- Hi, Avi. - Would you like to knock?
- No. I just want to come in.
- Oh, there's Dorit.
- Hi.
- Dorit is the perfect person
to come over to help pick my date,
because if Dorit fell in love with PK,
maybe I need to not be maybe so picky.
- So what I'm going to do is,
I have selected three bachelors.
I want Sutton to pick one.
- She's already analyzed me. - OK.
I really want to hear... - Yeah.
- What your take on her is. - No, absolutely.
So, with Sutton, we did a lot of, like,
looking under the hood of the car, figuring out why--
- I am not a car. - [laughs]
- OK, it's just a metaphor, so don't worry.
- It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor.
- So go on.
- She was very resistant.
But then we had so many aha moments.
What I heard was that
she's not looking for a billionaire.
- Excuse me. I didn't say that.
- [laughs] - I wouldn't be--
- She wouldn't turn it down. - Exactly.
- Right.
- But I do feel like Sutton is very self-aware.
But-- - Wow--
- Tell me about your take. - Do you?
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Because I would say her biggest downfall
is that she's not self-aware.
Some people have used words like "erratic."
She can get very aggressive and snippy.
And then even if you're trying to comfort her, or--
You know, in that moment, I don't think she's self-aware.
- This is so fun.
Dorit, I have changed my mind.
I'm going to be real snippy and ask you to leave.
- You need to give them the benefit of the doubt.
And you need to just relax, be yourself.
- [clears throat]
- Just remember also that confidence is very sexy.
- But I'm very confident. - I know.
And that's what I want to reiterate to you.
- Oh, you're an angel. Thank you so much, Avi.
OK, are we ready?
OK, so the first bachelor is bachelor S.
- OK, he's cute.
- Loves kids. Loves to travel.
- I just need to-- - Oh, my God.
She's zooming in on his privates.
- [laughs] - Sutton!
- What? - Yeah, he's wonderful. OK.
Bachelor M!
So he is the CEO of an entertainment firm.
- Oh, God.
- He does entertainment coordination.
- I am swiping left.
- Wait, why are you swiping left, Sutton?
- I'll tell you why. - He's fabulous.
- One, I don't like a black shirt with a black tuxedo.
I'm out.
- Oh, no.
Black tie with a black shirt with a black jacket.
Oh, my God! The worst thing ever!
Hello?
It's called going for the monochromatic look.
- Imagine if somebody judged you
on everything you wore on a first date.
- Ooh! - [laughs]
- Sorry I'm so late. - Oh, that's all right.
[cat meows]
- I'm not sure Sutton should be judging someone
on their fashion choices.
That's like the pot calling the kettle black.
- OK, final bachelor.
- To relax, he enjoys cooking healthy, plant-based meals...
- So he--
- And watching classic movies?
- OK, you can also find him relaxing indoors
with a good bottle of wine.
- I hate wine. - They need to say...
- This is Coca-Cola.
- With a good bottle or two of vodka.
- Noted. - And you know what?
I'm going to kill her. One of us is gonna die today.
- Lean into it! - She wants to die today.
- Let's all pick our first pick.
- OK. - OK?
- I'm going to let Dorit choose.
- Dorit, go for it first.
And then, Sutton, you'll say yours.
- Number one. - OK.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm excited for you, Sutton. I think it will be wonderful.
Just remember, out of your head, into your body.
When you first meet them, if you could give them a hug,
that would be so beautiful.
- Out of my head and into my body.
- I know. - When you first meet them,
if you can give them a hug. - Give him a hug.
This is a good way to do it. - I'm not hugging him.
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
- Sutton made some comment about me working out too much
and people were talking.
- I think it's hilarious that the person
who's actually being healthy is the one being attacked.
[upbeat music]
* *
[line chimes] - Hey.
- Hello.
How's your tattoo doing?
[laughs]
- You guys have no idea what I did.
- Yep.
- [laughs] Look what I did yesterday to her arm.
- O-M-G.
- [laughs] It's my side gig.
What can I say? [laughing]
- I will--I will let you tattoo me.
- What do you want me to do? - [chuckles]
- What if I just surprise you? - That's fine.
- [laughs] - Where am I going to go?
You can't do my leg because my jeans are too tight, so...
- Well, how about if I could do a circle?
- That was a very big circle. [laughs]
- Be very careful with this. - Well, I gotta--
OK.
Well, I gotta go like this, and then I got to go back to that.
- OK, OK, OK, that's OK.
- [laughs]
- And then you do the other line.
Not very deep.
Perfect.
- OK, you can look now.
- [laughs]
- You know what?
No one else can say they've been tattooed
by Kyle Richards.
- Well, there you go.
You have so many things on there.
You've got a trout and a roll of toilet paper.
I can't think of one thing you actually don't have on you.
So what's one extra little thing
that doesn't make--
- This is true. - Yeah.
- [laughs] It's the only thing I could draw.
- Oh, thanks.
It does look good. - It's very curly.
- Very curly. Holy sh--!
I just saw what time it is.
[laughs] Oh, my God.
I'm sitting here like it's 3:30 in the afternoon.
OK, have a good show tonight.
- All right. - Bye!
[upbeat music]
- You be good for Daddy, OK?
Daddy treats you so good.
- Oh, I can wash it. Don't worry.
- Yeah, that's fine. - [whines]
- That looks great.
We have to get pictures.
I'm going to do one in front of the--hold this--
in front of the window like this.
Who am I? - Dorit.
[laughter]
* *
- They are beautiful.
Did you already add butter to the basil pesto?
All right. That is for the tempura.
- Hi. - What's up, Kyle?
- Hi, how are you? Nice to see you.
- How's it going? I'm fine.
- How you doing? Everything good?
- Yes. - OK.
- Well--oh, that's yours.
Yes.
Let me see if I can remember how I did this.
The ladies have been giving me such a hard time
about not drinking, I'm feeling a little peer pressure,
if I'm honest.
So I'm like, here are my options in life.
OK, I can either drink margaritas, do the splits,
say something I regret, wake up with a headache.
Or I can smoke weed or eat weed and shut them all up.
- Camille.
- [laughs] - Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
Do we still have to knock?
I feel like we're family at this point.
- We don't have to knock. At this point?
- Yeah.
* *
- I think I'm going to do a Chardonnay, please.
- When white ladies have the Chardonnay,
that's when I'm the most scared of them.
both: Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
- Oh, God. Say it. - Mwah.
- I'm trying to get arms like you.
- Thank you so much. Look what I'm having.
Non-alcoholic beer. - Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Hi. - Hi.
You look gorgeous! - How are you?
Oh, my God.
- Good to see you. - You look beautiful.
- You look gorgeous.
- So do you. Oh, my God. - Annemarie...
- Hi, you guys. - This is Justin.
- Hey, so, like, I feel like I know you.
- I was about to say. How are you?
- So nice to, like, see you/meet you.
- Good to see you. You look adorable.
- And Faye. - Yes, we met.
- This dress is cute.
- Yes! I was here, too.
So good to see you. I'm a hugger.
I hug everybody. - Good to see you.
- Good to see you again.
- What sign are you again?
- I'm an Aries. - Oh.
- You look gorgeous. - What day?
- Thank you. April 17th.
- [gasps] - What?
- That's my mom's birthday. - That is weird.
- That just gave me-- literally,
look at my arm right now. - That's good energy.
That's really good energy.
- Holy Toledo.
So I do know what that tells me about you.
- What? - You have a very fiery side.
- I mean--
[laughter]
Talk to Marcellus about that Talk to my husband about that.
- Annemarie Wiley is a new friend of mine.
She is married to Marcellus Wiley,
who is a ex-NFL football player.
We met when they came to our home for an agency party.
She was beautiful and really nice.
And I found out that they lived actually on my street.
I have a question. - Yeah, what?
- How often do you work out? - Six or seven days a week.
- Thank you. Can you say that...
- So because--
- Later, because Sutton made some comment about me
working out too much and people were talking.
- Gotta step it up. - All right.
- Make sure I don't fall out of the car.
- Thank you, Frederick. - [laughs]
- I think it's hilarious that the person
who's actually being healthy is the one being attacked.
all: Hello. - Hi.
- Wow.
Hi, ladies.
What's happening? - It's so quiet in here.
What did we walk in on? - It's so quiet.
What's happening?
- Nice to see you. Mwah.
- Hi. - I'm Annemarie.
- Hey. I'm Sutton.
- Nice to meet you. I--I--give me a hug.
- OK, good. - Hi.
- So nice to meet you.
- We have a hugger and a non-hugger.
- I'm a hugger now. I changed my evil ways.
I am now a hugger. - OK. Great.
- Annemarie walks in
in this black dress that's all tulle.
And I'm thinking, I've seen this dress before--
on Erika when she was playing Barbie.
They're still making this dress?
* *
- Now is there the weed in the drink?
We can't do weed in the drink...
- I know. - And the food.
- Hey, miss.
- Hello. - Hey, miss.
How are you? I like this. This is pretty.
- Oh, gosh. Thank you.
- Who makes this? Is this vintage?
- Girl.
- Oh, my God. [laughter]
- Hi. - Hi.
- This is my friend Nancy.
- Hi, Nancy. Annemarie. Nice to meet you.
- I don't know Annemarie well, but we have mutual friends.
But I will say, man, she talks a lot
and she asks a lot of questions.
That bitch is nosy.
* *
- I'll be close by. - OK. Thank you.
- All right.
- You look beautiful. - Hi, guys. Hi.
How are you? - Hi.
- Oh, my God, Camille is coming and Denise Richards.
- What?
Camille and Denise?
- Camille and Denise are coming.
- This is gonna be so much fun. [laughter]
- All we need is an electronic cigarette, and we're done.
If my husband ever leaves me, I'm going with him.
- He will never emotionally fulfill you, ever.
As soon as the kids are bigger, you'll have nothing in common.
Know that.
- Know that. - Know that.
- Just know that.
- Know that.
- He will never emotionally fulfill you.
- Fulfill you. Yeah.
Oh, God. - That was bad.
[laughter]
- (BLEEP). - We'll have fun.
Don't worry. - No, I know.
- We'll have fun. We'll have fun.
This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun.
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
- You're lovely. - Have fun.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- So pretty with the lights.
- I know. The place is beautiful.
I'm a little nervous. Are you?
- I'm--yes.
- Should we go to In-N-Out Burger and go home?
- [laughs]
- It's beautiful, Dorit.
- Thank you so much.
- These bitches. Here we go.
- Oh.
- There's Denise and Camille.
- Is that Camille?
- All right, awkward.
- Oh, gosh, thank you. - Oh.
- Coming up...
- Where's our hostess?
- In denial about something.
[upbeat music]
* *
- These bitches. Here we go.
- Oh! - Hi!
- There's Denise and Camille.
- All right, awkward.
- Oh.
- Now, who's this?
- Although you can call me a somewhat of a newbie,
even I know what went on
between Faye Resnick and Camille.
- I recognized during the dinner, it was the hair.
And then I realized, oh, my God.
That's who it is. It's Faye Resnick,
the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.
- Those two do not like each other.
I even know that.
- I love all these reactions. I'm dying.
- I know. - Hey.
- Look at--oh, stunning!
- How are you? - Look at this skinny Minnie.
- Nice to see you.
I'm glad to see you here tonight.
- I'm glad to see you, too.
- Are you down to eat this dinner
with the THC and the CBD?
- I don't want to eat that stuff.
I've smoked weed twice in my life, and--
- It wasn't right? - I'm good.
- Yeah, it wasn't good.
- I'm not gonna say who I did that with.
- Yeah. No, that's fine.
- I'm not having any part of the weed food.
- You're not? - No.
I don't like edibles. I'm not--
- Well, they're tricky, because you never know
when they're gonna kick in or turn off.
- See, that's why I can't. - That's the thing.
- Did you talk to Kyle? - I'm going to.
- Oh, oh, oh. Got it.
- I thought a cocktail would be in order.
- Oh.
- Should we make our way, everybody?
- Yes. - Let's go.
- You want to talk to me?
Justin, we're gonna go sit in the other room for a minute.
Would you make sure the ladies sit down?
- Yeah. - There's place cards.
- There are place cards?
- Is it this way? - I don't know.
I'll follow you guys. - OK.
Here we go. All right, let's go.
- Hey, Faye. - Faye, where are we going?
- Hi. It's been a while.
- How are you? A long time.
both: Good to see you.
- I don't know who's sitting where.
- Oh, sh-- balls. Where do we sit? (BLEEP).
- Denise, you're here. Camille, you're there.
- Oh, oh, good.
- You with these big bags. - I like big bags.
- You don't have to carry it around all night.
- I like big bags.
[guests chattering]
- Welcome, Annemarie.
[indistinct chatter]
- Do you want to sit right here?
- Yes.
Ah!
- She's not now?
- Oh. OK. Thank God.
Whew! Ugh.
- [laughs]
- OK.
So, at Garcelle's, it got really heated.
- It got more heated at your house.
- Yes...
which I hated, because that's not like us.
- I know.
That's why I kept saying
I didn't think you were being yourself.
- I wasn't being myself.
I had to have a meeting with Christian, my ex-husband...
- Mm-hmm. - Over the weekend.
He got a big promotion--
a big promotion.
But he's moving to London.
And the way he tells me isn't celebratory.
It's more, you're moving with me with James.
- Oh, (BLEEP) off. [laughs]
- I'm glad that you can say that--I can't.
That--that doesn't-- - I mean, you're divorced.
He doesn't have a right to tell you what to do.
Anyway, go ahead. Finish your story.
- No, he doesn't have a right, and I didn't know.
When I went through my divorce,
he had a bigger team than I did.
He could fight me harder.
It was like Princess Leia against
Darth Vader and all the Stormtroopers.
He is very powerful globally.
I'm not talking about selling houses.
I was thinking, can he just take James?
- No.
- And then, also, I didn't know...
[voice breaking] If maybe James would want to go with him.
- So--
- So it was weighing on me.
And so I overreacted because my brain is somewhere else.
But it's fine.
I'm not going to London. James isn't going to London.
But now I'm gonna have him full-time.
So I'm gonna have to-- like, my child support
is gonna have to be increased and all that,
and I'm gonna have to just deal with that.
- Why is it a problem if your money is getting increased?
- I'm gonna have to deal with him legally.
- Oh. - That's all.
- Oh, OK.
Let me get this straight.
You want sympathy for a move
that's actually not going to happen,
and you're going to get more money
because you're going to have your son all the time.
Help me connect the dots.
So when we went to your house...
- Yeah.
- What was going on with you there?
- I was off. - You were--you were--
- 100%, I was off.
- But it was, like, an aggressive off.
- Something was going on with me.
- OK, yeah, that you may have to move to London
and get extra money every month? Listen--
- If you're not even gonna be sympathetic to me,
and I'm telling you what was going on with me in my life--
- OK--
- And you're not like, wow, Sutton that is a big deal.
- That's devastating. I'm sorry. OK.
- It's a big deal.
- Like it was a big deal when you said your...
- It's the end of an era.
- Fashion designer couldn't come into town--
- It's the end of an era. - And that you--
- Will you listen for a second?
- You are that out of touch?
- Are you the only man here tonight besides the chef?
- The chef is single, cute,
and he's 30, which means he's limber.
- 30? - Chris.
[laughter]
- It means he can go all night.
- You can be limber after 30.
- [laughs] OK. - Sh--.
- My ex-husband is leaving the country indefinitely.
I loved him. - He isn't leaving forever.
You can fly back and forth. I mean, I don't--
Listen, I'm not saying it's not a situation
you can't be sad over.
I'm saying I think it's an excuse
because you make up excuses when you behave like this.
- Well, what is your excuse?
[tense music]
- Where's Kyle and Sutton?
- Did she have too much of the hors d'oeuvres?
- [laughs] Denise, I'm sorry.
[laughter]
- We haven't even eaten yet.
- Well, you know what I'm talking about.
- Yeah. [laughs]
- You're not the friend that I know right now.
- OK. OK.
- You're not.
- I'm actually trying to get you guys to--
Everyone's, like, waiting, but--
- Good, we can just sit,
if that's how you're gonna be and you're not gonna be honest.
- What do you want me to be honest about?
- I don't know, Kyle. Why don't you tell me?
- Maybe I'm not being a friend
because I think you're being a little weird and off.
I don't know if it was, you know,
your medicine for your feet that makes you act strange or--
I didn't know if that was your first drink,
or you had already had a couple.
Something was not right with you.
If you have something you want to say,
just ----ing say it, Sutton.
- She keeps doing this whole, like,
acting like she's concerned there's something
I should be sharing with her.
- I think you guys are sort of doing
the same things to each other.
That's what I'm reading.
[indistinct chatter]
- Where's our hostess?
- In denial about something.
[dramatic music]
- I don't know if it was, you know,
your medicine for your feet that makes you act strange or--
I didn't know if that was your first drink,
or you had already had a couple.
Something was not right with you.
Something was off.
If you have something you want to say,
just ----ing say it, Sutton.
She keeps doing this whole, like,
acting like she's concerned there's something
I should be sharing with her.
[indistinct chatter]
- Your chef is standing there.
Everyone's, like, waiting there.
- Where's our hostess?
- In denial about something.
[dramatic music]
* *
- Are you OK?
- Did he explain everything? - No. We were waiting for you.
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, but here's the thing. I never finish.
- I know we're not supposed to drink,
but I can't stop drinking. - I know. I know.
- I want the weed food, and I want my drink.
They say we're not supposed to drink
if we eat the weed food, but...
- There he is! - OK.
- Hi, everybody. - Hi.
- It's a pleasure to meet everybody.
So my name is Chris, obviously, as...
- Yes, we know. - You heard from her.
[laughter]
Tonight you're going to get a five-course tasting menu.
And it is optionally infused with cannabis,
based upon everybody's individual tolerance.
It brings you up into this-- what we call the euphoric zone.
- Right.
- And we keep you in that throughout the courses,
and then gently bring you down with some CBD during dessert.
So, like, it's never to be, like,
this overwhelming arc where you're, like,
where the (BLEEP) am I?
- What if you don't want to partake at all?
- That's no problem at all.
Jack over here, he's gonna come around
and get everybody's individual doses.
What we recommend is the 10 milligrams,
but you're more than welcome to do one, two--
- What happens if I do five? Do I feel anything?
I want to feel something, but I don't want to see,
like, lights, or I don't want to embarrass myself
any further than I already have the last two years.
- This is not ayahuasca or psilocybin.
This is cannabis.
It's all yours, Jack.
- Know what you'd like to do for your dosage?
- Yes. I think I'm gonna do five.
- Three to five.
And then I can keep drinking, right?
- She's a zero. - Zero.
- Zero?
- Zero.
I will sue you guys if I'm high.
[laughs]
- She's not having any. - I'm not gonna have any.
- I'll do a five, see how I feel.
- I'll do one. - OK.
- Five.
- I would be doing zero. - All righty.
- Hey, you guys, so before we start dinner,
try to clear the air, if possible.
- Oh.
- Yes. - There's a lot.
I walked in there, you guys are screaming at each other
saying you're being dishonest.
- I don't like feeling like a friend--
a friend is making veiled threats to me.
- There's no veiled threat. - Yeah, it is.
When you do that and say, what's going on with you,
and then you say, you're not being honest,
and walked out of my--
What do you want me to be honest about?
Why don't you say that?
If you have the balls-- - Kyle.
- To bring that up, then have the balls to say that to me.
- Kyle.
In that room just then... - Yeah.
- I shared something with you
that was very personal that you kind of made fun of.
Then-- - I didn't make fun of.
I said that I can understand that that's sad,
but I think that that's an excuse for your behavior
in Vegas, like you made an excuse in Lake Tahoe
when you said I was acting like that...
- You're just deflecting.
[dramatic music]
You don't want to talk about yourself.
- I'm not deflecting.
I'm telling you I'm explaining myself.
- OK.
I'm talking about me and my personal life,
and I'm sharing with you.
And I'm being very honest and real.
* *
- Should I go out there...
when they're screaming at each other?
- And then I was asking you to do the same with me,
and you're not doing it.
- But then you're saying,
but you need to be honest with what's going on with you.
- OK, so there's-- then you're perfect.
- I'm not saying I'm perfect.
I didn't say my life is perfect.
I'm saying if you have the balls--
- So your life is perfect and there's nothing going on.
- If you're not gonna be my friend and put that out there,
then have the balls-- - I'm asking.
- To say what you wanted to ask me.
- I'm asking you. - No. What are you hinting at?
- Is there anything going on?
- What are you trying to insinuate?
- Like, doing your workout schedule...
doing your eating things--
- What is going on?
- I cannot believe you have the guts to say that to me,
when you don't eat.
I mean, I have not said anything before.
But if she's going to make comments about my eating
and working out and not drinking,
don't make me go there.
Sutton literally just pushes her food around on the plate
like my kids would do when they want you to think
you were eating your vegetables.
Those potatoes just moved from the left to the right.
- Does everybody know what's going on,
or am I literally the only one in the dark?
- You are not the only one in the dark.
- Can I just say something then, you guys?
I am just, like, meeting you guys and everything.
But, like, when you're really friends,
you can say things to each other.
- Yes. - And can I just say,
you guys are not saying anything
to each other right now.
[suspenseful music]
* *
Be blunt, say what you're saying and get past it.
- 100% agree.
- But you're not saying anything right now.
- Is there something going on in your personal life
that you would like to share? - With what, though?
Like, what? - Her marriage.
- Really?
- Yes.
What's with the new band?
- That's what she wants to know?
- No. I want to know. - There's a new band?
- What's with the new wedding band?
* *
- You haven't been wearing your wedding ring.
- Right. It's in the bank. My big diamond?
- Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.
- So this is what you're lost about,
that I had a different ring on that I bought myself?
- Oh, hell. I didn't wear mine for years.
- What is wrong with that?
- I thought it was a makeup band.
- A makeup band? What does that mean?
- When your husband messes up and you get a gift.
I have a diamond cross.
- Oh, girl, did it burst into flames?
[laughs]
Are you kidding me?
- Does that exist? - Yes.
They bought you something to forget what they did.
- Ha! OK, girl.
- Did you really? You got cars.
- OK.
- She's asking me about a sapphire and diamond band
that I have. - Which is very beautiful.
- But it wasn't a gift from Mauricio.
I bought it myself. - OK, it's all cleared up.
- This seems so inappropriate.
- Who said that? Oh, Faye. - Inappropriate.
- To be asking her about her marriage
at a table and talking behind backs.
- It's all clear.
I'm clear. - Just now?
- That is such a weird thing to say to--I mean--I mean--
Where did you get that necklace?
- Zara.
[laughter] - Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up right now.
- I don't know why Sutton digs in people's personal lives.
But I got to be honest.
I'm just really glad it's not me this time
because I've had enough.
I'm just enjoying watching this show.
- Guess what. I buy things myself.
I bought a Cartier ring with you.
You buy rings. I bought that ring myself.
- Then it's all cleared up.
There's nothing wrong.
- I guess I have jewelry in my bank that was a gift
because he must have done something.
So you're saying-- so what you're saying
is that my husband cheated on me.
[chatter stops]
- Did I say that?
- Kyle can't get new jewelry and Kyle can't get fit?
Is that what we're saying, essentially?
- I guess so. - Pretty much.
- By the way, making it even worse,
I said at the retreat,
this hasn't been our best year being married.
I would be lying if I...
were to say that the last year didn't affect, you know,
me and our relationship at times.
We've had a hard time. - But that's marriage.
- Yeah. I mean, I--
I have not had a great year. - Don't look at me.
- And I shared this at the retreat,
so it feels like a low blow.
OK? Is that not enough for you guys?
- Sure. - Do you want more?
Do you want my husband to have cheated
and bought me that band... - Whoa.
- That he did not buy me? - Let's not do that.
- Because he didn't. - Let's not do that.
- He did not buy that for me. I bought it myself.
- I think Kyle does not want to address
the elephant in the room.
Is there something going on in your marriage?
That's the question, not who bought the ring.
Does that matter?
- Great, Kyle.
I'm happy.
I'm content with all of your answers.
- But that's weird when you say that.
That feels wrong.
- Do you feel like that was nice?
- Well, it's really--
Everyone's saying, what's going on with you?
If I'm going through a hard time
and exercising and working out
and not drinking-- because guess what.
Even if I have two glasses of wine,
the next day I feel down and depressed.
I can't afford to feel depressed right now.
[dramatic music]
* *