- Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- I need to be a better friend.
- You're going to need to have some empathy.
- But how do I get that?
- Stop that.
You don't need any more tattoos.
- You don't have a choice. - Honey.
- I'm at a point in my life I don't have to explain
anything to anybody anymore.
- I don't know if I trust you guys
when it comes to my family.
- Vegas, bitch.
- Happy birthday, Crystal.
- Cheers! - Cheers.
[dance music] - Come on.
You're at Magic Mike Live. I wanna hear you scream!
[cheering]
* *
[dramatic music]
- Are you upset that they didn't ask you to go up there--
- No! - When you wore pants--
'cause you wore pants to go up there?
- No, are you ----ing kidding me?
- I don't know. I'm just saying--
- It has nothing to do with that.
- Well, maybe a little something.
- This had nothing to do with the pants.
- Oh, no. Don't do that.
- Now you're being a bitch. - Don't do that.
* *
[upbeat music]
* *
- Wait, we're doing updo, right?
Okay, casual.
- Rob texted me last night.
I was like, I was on stage. He goes, "Great.
Have fun. Don't tell me."
[laughs]
- I'm going to use this fabulous Cristal Connors--
- Connors look.
- Look on lunch with Crystal, so it actually works.
- That...
- I drank half a Coca-Cola.
I'm just gonna warn you. - Oh, God.
You and caffeine are not good.
All right, let's get this show on the road.
No more Coke for you.
Coca-Cola. - Oh.
[laughter]
- I'm like, wait.
- Hi, my love.
- Hi, baby. How you doing?
- I'm actually in our backyard of the suite.
Look at the pool.
- It's so beautiful.
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- No, Kyle and I are gonna have lunch.
- Oh, nice. - Yeah.
I'll show you the theater. - Okay.
- It's really cool.
Look at this.
It's your dream screen.
- Tell me about Magic Mike.
How was that? - Oh, my God.
Where do I begin, bubblish?
Erika and Crystal went on stage.
[dance music] [crowd cheering]
* *
When Sutton saw that, it definitely--she got upset,
but she had, like, an overreaction.
Afterwards--
- Magic Mike is a huge show.
People come from all over the world to see it.
So to have a friend of mine causing such a scene--
it's mortifying.
How was dinner with Mau last night?
There's nobody who's been married
that don't go through sh--.
I mean, just-- - Not one.
- But you're quite soft like that.
You don't want to fight, ever.
- I have no time to fight.
I have no interest in fighting.
As far as I'm concerned, my wife's always right.
- Well, she can't always be right, Mau.
- Well, she can if I don't want to fight it.
- But no, I really enjoyed catching up with him.
- Good.
[call tone chimes]
- Hello.
- I heard you had dinner with PK last night.
- Well, did you guys have fun?
- We had a good time. Yeah.
All was good.
- Can you give me the girl version?
- [laughs] Yeah, he was good.
He was just, you know, talking to me a little bit about,
you know, what's going on with him and Dorit,
and it's just been kind of hard, you know, for them.
- Yeah.
Did Portia make it to school on time?
- Jen took her.
I had a board call this morning,
so I couldn't take her.
I'm gonna take her to school tomorrow.
- Love you. Bye.
- Bye. You look great.
- Thank you.
Thanks. Bye.
Oops. Sorry.
- Are we saying goodbye or we just leaving?
- Yes, we have to say goodbye.
- Bye, guys!
- Bye, guys.
[both giggling]
- Miss Crystal? - Yeah.
- Cute purse. - Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- Like, is this okay?
- Yeah, you can do whatever you want here.
- We're in Vegas. The rules don't really apply.
Two for lunch, please. - Of course.
We'll get you two seated right away.
* *
- Hello, ladies. Welcome to Viva.
- Hey. How are you?
- Hi.
- I'm going to get the tuna tostada.
- Tuna tostada. Of course.
- I'm gonna have the chicken enchilada.
- Chicken enchiladas. - Thank you.
- I feel like everyone's having a good time.
I mean, obviously, Sutton's--
- Well, yeah. - Blow out last night.
I didn't see it, though.
- So I didn't see it either.
All I know is we were having a good time,
and then I kept looking to my left.
And, like, certain people were gone.
And then I was like-- - Same experience.
I think she would have had a fun time
if she was called up first.
But that's the thing with her personality.
She goes off the deep end, and it's hard for her
to come back. - You know, look.
I'm not going to give it undue life.
I'm in a place in my life where I've
worked very hard to get to a place of peace,
and nothing's going to disturb that.
- Totally.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Sutton, I have a little surprise.
[giggles]
- Oh!
- [laughs] My dear.
- Thank you.
- Ladies, how are you? - Good.
How are you? - Excellent.
Welcome to Las Vegas. - Luca.
- My name is Luca.
Very nice to meet you.
This will be your gondola right here.
And I have a hand here for you whenever you are ready.
- Thank you. - Well done.
Go ahead and find your seat.
Andiamo.
* *
How are you ladies enjoying your time in Las Vegas?
- We went to Magic Mike.
- Oh, of course.
It's the best magic show in town, right?
- Yeah. - [laughs]
- So how you feeling?
- Um, I'm feeling a little unsettled.
- Yeah?
- I think this morning was good.
I really needed to get that off my chest.
- Yeah.
- I don't know if I trust you guys
when it comes to my family.
[tense music]
- To say that I don't trust you with my kids,
that, to me-- it hits right in my heart.
- I feel like now you're making me feel like
I need to apologize to you for how I feel
because you're so hurt.
It wasn't received how I was hoping.
When I see Dorit and Kyle,
I don't know how that's going to be.
I've said to them in the past that, you know--
- [singing in Italian]
* *
- He's singing.
- [singing in Italian] - Yes, he's singing.
- I didn't know they sing.
So, you know, I've said to them--
- [singing in Italian]
- So, um, yeah, I had said, you know--
- [singing in Italian]
- Okay.
- [singing continues]
* *
[sustaining note]
[clapping]
- Whoo! That was--
- My pleasure. - That was so good.
- My pleasure. Thank you. Thank you.
- If I don't eat something, I'm about to eat
your arm off your body. - No, I feel the same way.
- Just two of us, please.
Thank you.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Anything to drink for you ladies?
- A large bottle of distilled water
with some lemons and a regular Coca-Cola, please.
- Absolutely. - Iced tea.
- And a latte.
- Oat milk latte.
- Thank you. - Thank you, ladies.
- Thank you. - I need caffeine right now.
- Same.
- What time do you think we fell asleep?
- 2:00. - 2:00?
[intense electronic music]
* *
- [screams]
- [laughs]
- I'm tired too.
I didn't sleep again last night.
And then I think-- you know, the conversation
with Garcelle, on top of no sleep--
it hurt me a little bit.
And it's not a judgment on her. - Thank you so much.
- She has to be able to be honest.
But... - I know.
- I just feel like, wow.
- Ladies, are you ready to order?
- I think we're going to split a couple of things.
The chopped chicken salad and then the tuna melt.
- Thank you so much.
- Do you think that, like, this whole not drinking
and distancing yourself for a minute
was to try to protect yourself, get control?
Because obviously, you had the trauma
of falling out with your sister.
That's traumatic.
- Maybe.
I mean, I'm not a psychologist,
but I don't know. Maybe.
Also, I feel like I need to be really clear
right now about everything.
- Listen, I hope you don't feel like you have to justify or--
I mean, I've made little comments.
- You're not the only one, trust me.
I mean, Mau has said it. Sutton has said it.
Like, a lot of people have said it.
- I think Kyle's choice to not drink
allowed her to have more control over everything.
- You're no longer drinking.
You've got five tattoos.
You're working out.
Who works out anymore?
Seems to me like--
ding, ding, ding.
Midlife crisis.
- I thought she was just going to take a break.
She's really doing this mocktail thing.
I miss the old Kyle.
Not the splits, just Kyle.
- I mean, listen, selfishly--
and when I tease and say, "Oh, Kyle, come on,"
it's because we have
seven years of history-- - I know.
- Where, when we go on trips like this--
- I know. - You and I kind of let loose.
And we'll do silly things and have fun.
And I miss that, so--
- But even that, before, I would have felt like, well,
I have to go have drinks because everybody expects that
from me, to go and have fun.
Or I would, say, pretend and order a club soda
and pretend there was, like, vodka in it.
And I don't even feel like I need to do that anymore.
This is who I am.
I don't like to--I'm--
just take it or leave it. Like--
- Anyway, so I'm just very curious.
With all the stuff with you the last couple years,
do you miss your old life?
- Sure. There are parts of it I miss.
When it was Christmastime, and I remember, like,
the warmth of the house and the lights and the trees,
and how we would have fun, yes.
Do I miss the fighting and the arguing
and the pressure and all of that?
No.
At the end, Tom and I fought about everything.
- You have great looks.
- Great intellect. - Excuse me, Erika.
This is me talking, not you.
- Nothing was harmonious.
We had both descended into resentment for each other,
and that is when your marriage is over.
- Like, you feel like you can go back to, like,
what you used to do, like your life?
- No. My life will forever be changed,
and I will forever be changed, because going through
something like this really shifts you inside.
- Yeah.
- But I think I can start to have
some fun and some normalcy.
For the longest time, I didn't have any of that.
- Would you go back to it?
- No. No.
No, no. No, no.
- I've told you, this was not a good year
for me in my marriage.
I know you've said that.
PK had dinner with Mau last night.
Mau had said that to him.
- I think a lot of it has to do with us having
a harder year is, I expected more from him,
for what I was going through, which I know
you can understand. - Mm-hmm.
- Also, probably, you know how he loves to go drink.
And there's a lot of business events where, you know,
I'm supposed to go and, you know--
- I know. - Be the wife and supportive.
And sometimes it's like...
I don't want to go to these parties.
Mau is in sales.
And a big part of that is putting yourself out there
and being social.
And I'm in a place in my life where I don't want to do that.
I mean, I would much rather be home reading
than going to an event, especially
that I don't drink anymore.
- But if this is a direction that you want to go,
and he's that, do you ever worry about the future?
* *
- Coming up...
- At what point does money stop making people happier,
and have you reached it?
- No. - Uh, no.
- Oh, wow.
- I don't want to look at the bills
- I've told you,
this was not a good year for me in my marriage.
I know you've said that.
PK had dinner with Mau last night.
Mau had said that to him.
- I think a lot of it has to do with us having
a harder year is, I expected more from him,
for what I was going through,
which I know you can understand.
- Mm-hmm. - Also, probably,
you know how he loves to go drink.
And sometimes it's like
I don't want to go to these parties.
- But if this is the direction that you want to go,
and he's that, do you ever worry about the future?
How do you sustain a marriage?
[somber music]
- I think with the way my relationship is right now,
I'm not happy.
I'm sort of now working on myself inside.
And I feel like he's very focused on his work.
So I feel like, in that aspect,
we're kind of, like, you know,
growing in different directions.
I would be happy to be full time, like,
in the mountains, you know, like, you know,
doing the things I like to do.
I don't want to wake up, you know,
a few years down the road and be like, who are you?
What are we supposed to talk about now?
* *
- Ugh, it's work.
It's a struggle.
[intense electronic music]
* *
- Time to get those boots on.
[laughs]
- We did a gondola ride.
- It was very romantic.
- Yeah, and then we had lunch with Oliver.
How are you? - I'm good.
- Oliver was shown kissing Raquel.
* *
How do you feel about it?
- It's unfortunate that everybody
is seeing me in a different light than what it really is.
- People didn't understand that he was separated,
so he got a lot of backlash.
- I don't feel that I need to explain myself to anybody.
It's working out.
- I love you so much. - I love you too.
- And I'm glad you're good, baby.
All right. Are we going to get some energy?
I say that because I need it.
- * Go ahead, pop another bottle, yeah *
- I haven't been to a country bar
since my great-grandmother died and we rode the bull all night.
Are these good? - So good.
- * About to celebrate me *
- I googled, like, Asians wearing cowgirl clothes.
And what came up was, like,
girls wearing leprechaun outfits.
- Leprechauns?
- But I'm like, I literally don't know what to wear.
- Okay, so we have to hold on and lean back.
- Lean back to what? - On the bull.
- I love a honkytonk bar.
I like to line dance.
I like country music.
And I love a good bull ride.
- Here she is.
Looking good, Miss Richards.
First of all, love that hat.
- Thank you. This is--
- My favorite.
That's the Kemo Sabe hat.
- This is my Kemo Sabe hat, yeah, that they shipped to me.
By the way, these are real diamonds.
- Honey, what?
- These are real diamonds.
- Shut the front door, please.
- I swear.
- No wonder why.
I told you, I knew that this was my favorite.
[up-tempo electronic music]
* *
- Ah.
* *
- Hi, cowgirl.
- There she is. - Yes.
- There she is.
- Shall we go? - Yeah. You look great.
* *
- Oh, Jack, you are such a gentleman.
Thank you.
- I hope people know we're going to Chili's,
and that's why we look like this.
- [laughs] Not Chili's.
- Can you-- no, not Chili's, Tillie's.
- [laughs] Chili's. Gilley's.
- Oh, Gilley's. Gilley's. Whatever.
I've got to get rid of my gum.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi. It's under Beauvais.
- I'll take you to your table. Right this way,
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, look at this.
- That is so cute.
- Welcome to Rivea.
Perhaps a drink, ladies, to start?
- Thank you so much. - Yes, please.
Thank you. - Yes, what would you like?
- I'll have a Ketel One on the rocks.
- You got it.
- Belvedere club soda in a short glass with three lemons.
- You got it.
What would you care for, ladies?
- Do you have nonalcoholic beer?
- I do. I also can do, like,
a passion fruit nonalcoholic mocktail.
- Okay, I'll do that. - Yeah?
- How long is this going to go on?
[laughs]
- I asked the same ----ing thing.
- Everyone wants me to drop a split
and do the helicopter with my ponytail.
I mean, I'm fun no matter what, okay?
- Yeah. No, you're still fun.
- I'm still fun.
- Passion fruit. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. Grapefruit for this side.
Should we get dinner started, ladies?
- What is that?
- The fresh cooked pot of vegetables.
- I'll have that, please. - Yes, of course.
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
- I'm getting the pizza.
- You got it.
- Can I have the New York, medium?
- Very good.
- Okay, don't hate me because I have a game.
Don't hate me-- - Oh, I love a game.
- Because I have a game. - We love a game.
- I love a game. - Pick a card and answer.
- Okay, this is a great question, you guys.
I really think so.
Is monogamy natural for humans?
- No. - Oh.
- No.
Look, we're all mammals at the end of the day.
Females have always sought out, whether he be a great provider,
a great protector-- even if you look
at female lionesses, they will go pick out young males
that they think are on their way up
that have strong bloodlines.
- Even female lionesses will seek out
stronger, younger males.
Erika, what are you talking about?
You married the oldest lion of the pack.
- Wow.
- You guys, we need to go find some strong bloodlines.
- And then God said you can't be doing that.
[tense music]
* *
- Okay, I have a question for the married ladies.
If you found out there was infidelity one time,
is one time enough to let it go?
* *
- Coming up...
- Come on, Sutton! You got this!
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, no! - Come on!
[intense electronic music]
* *
- Okay, I have a question for the married ladies.
If you found out there was infidelity one time...
- Ooh. - Is one time enough
to let it go, would you say?
- Um...
I don't know.
We have dealt with so many rumors for so many years.
Who cheated? Someone cheated.
- Kyle, there was that story
about Mauricio cheating and whatnot.
Like, what's up with that?
- I've seen the gossip magazines.
I have to ask you.
There's all these nasty rumors about Mauricio.
- This whole thing is about this ----ing magazine sh--.
and everything. I mean, I'm ----ing--
This is not-- - What's the matter?
- I'm ----ing out of here.
- Do I look like the kind of person
that would be like, "Ah, just don't
let me find out about it"?
No, I'm not.
I don't know if I could.
- What do you think, Garcelle?
How do you feel about that?
- Listen, I thought I met the man of my dreams,
and he was great and all of that.
And I thought this was my last stop.
I thought he was my last stop.
So thank God it's been some time,
but I found out that my husband was
cheating on me for five years with some chick in Chicago.
So I sent an email to his friends and our friends
to say I've been cheated on,
like Tiger Woods and Jesse James.
Not a good day in the household.
- Listen, I will go Lorena Bobbitt--
- Okay. - On PK.
- Okay.
- And then I would really make him pay.
- Set them on fire. - There you go.
- I brought the tomahawk.
I'm going to put it in the middle so everyone can share.
- Oh, my God.
- That's amazing. What a beautiful restaurant.
- Oh!
- Guys, he's burning sage.
I mean, isn't there a little irony here?
- Oh, my God.
- What's the next card?
- Okay, ready?
At what point does money stop making people happier,
and have you reached it?
- No. - Uh, no.
- Oh, wow.
- I know a handful of billionaires.
I would not want to trade places with them.
- I can't imagine having that much.
- Yeah.
- Well, I wouldn't mind it.
- At what point does money stop making you happier?
- The moment the lights are on,
the moment that everything is taken care of,
when you don't fear the next bill.
The last couple years, I went from having
a lot to having nothing.
And I'm not ashamed to have had to have downsized
or to have changed, but it does make me nervous.
I don't want to look at the bills
because there's such anxiety around money.
When I see those numbers, I get nervous.
Being married to Tom was great because you were comfortable.
You didn't sweat the light bill.
You weren't sweating, you know, all this kind of stuff.
Okay, cut to now.
I'm not out traveling.
I'd love to say that I had taken a vacation.
I'm not doing sh-- other than rebuilding my life.
And it's scary because as much as money comes in,
as much money goes out.
I would love to have gone shopping today
and been able to be like,
oh, I really love this purse, and like the old days,
and be like, yeah, let's get it.
But that's not the way it is now.
And that's okay too. - Right.
- 'Cause now when I do go buy something,
I know that I ----ing know it's mine, and I earned it.
But it is frightening to be out there on your own
and just with no backup, no safety plan, no net.
[somber music]
It's soul crushing, literally soul crushing,
'cause you think to yourself, how the (BLEEP) am I
ever going to get out of this?
How will I ever get above water?
Will I ever own a home?
I can say, hey, I got out of a ----ed-up marriage.
Yeah, you know, whatever money.
(BLEEP) the money.
When you start talking about your freedom,
things like that--that's a much different situation.
- That's the first time we've heard you
say something like that.
- Yeah, well, I've had to be on the defensive for so long
'cause I was attacked for so many things.
With all of that sh-- that was being said,
it was ugly.
A lot of people, I think, almost kind of
wanted that to be true.
And now that there's more time,
I get to regain a sense of who I really am
and not what was said.
I almost don't want to think about it too much,
'cause if I get into thinking about it too much,
it can become overwhelming. - You go down the rabbit hole.
- Yeah, you get down the rabbit hole, and you're like, ugh.
You know, and you don't want to do that either,
'cause you don't want to be scared.
- Look.
- Oh, God. - Oh, no.
It's your ----ing birthday again?
- Happy birthday, Crystal. [cheering]
[all screaming]
[cheering]
- She's now 75 years old. - [laughs]
- Yes! - Whoo!
- Thank you so much.
This birthday weekend is incredible.
Sutton and Garcelle crushed this trip.
I could do this every night.
I mean, just sign me up.
all: [chanting] Crystal, Crystal.
- Let's go, you guys. Come on.
- Coming up...
- That was great.
Let's end like this, okay? - No, do you mean that?
- No, listen. We've been having--
- Yes, I mean that. - Okay.
That's why I think so. - Do you know how badly I feel?
- * I'm looking for my cowboy *
* I'm looking *
- Look at Gilley's, y'all!
- Whoo!
- * I'm looking for my cowboy *
- Cowgirls welcome.
- Oh, God.
- I saw the bull.
* *
- Where is it? Oh!
- I think I've got to go.
I just remembered, I twisted my ankle,
and I have to go home.
- Well, but look, at least our outfits work here.
- Your server's going to be right with you, ladies, okay?
- I don't know if you've noticed,
but this is a different crowd.
[upbeat country music]
- This is so cool.
I've never been in a place like this ever before in my life.
- The music, the atmosphere,
the people, the whiteness.
- Yee-haw.
- We are not in Beverly Hills.
- What are you guys drinking tonight?
- Do you have nonalcoholic beer?
- I think I have a Heineken zero.
- That's zero alcohol? - Yeah, no alcohol.
- I'll get that one. - Okay.
- I'll do a Belvedere with club soda and three lemons.
- I'm going to have a Ketel One on the rocks
with a side of grapefruit juice, please.
- Okay, I will be right back, okay?
- Oh, God. Look.
- I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.
- Shut up!
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh, my God.
Sutton, that might be your cowboy.
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
That is insane.
- Who's going first?
- I'm nervous about the bull.
- You're nervous about the bull?
- Hell, yes, I'm nervous about the bull.
Bad idea.
No, abort mission.
Abort bull mission.
- Oh!
Oh, he manhandles you.
- That's what I mean.
- Garcelle is in love.
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, no.
- Look how far back it goes.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Why is he doing that? - Oh, God.
- I'm watching all those girls.
Their chests are really bouncing around.
I'm looking at my group of girls,
and God knows we don't need any of the implants flying out.
You can go first.
- Okay. I'll go.
Bye, guys.
- Go, go, go!
* *
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?
- Look at you. You think I can make you look bad if I tried?
Come on. - Well, maybe.
I don't want to go flying off.
- Have you been on one of these before?
- Do I take my shoes off?
- Nope, just put your feet together.
Arms up as high as you can go.
Arms up. There you go.
- Oh, my God.
(BLEEP) - There you go.
- Okay.
[cheering] [bell clangs]
- (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP)
[cheering]
I'm gonna kill you, Sutton.
- [laughs]
- Sh--. Sh--. Sh--. Sh--.
- Come on, baby!
- Whoo!
[cheering]
* *
- I got you. Good job.
That was good. [cheering]
That wasn't so terrible.
- Why did I say to do this?
- Is Sutton going yet?
[suspenseful music]
- You have to be very nice to me.
- I have to? - Yes.
- Is she flirting with him?
- I don't know.
- And I'm not going over your shoulder.
- No, of course not.
- But, now, we're going to go really slow
and don't shake it. - I got you, girl.
I got you. - Come on, Sutton!
- Now, look. - Yeah?
- I'm not kidding about all that stuff.
I want you to be real nice to me.
- Come on, Sutton! You got this!
[cheering]
- Oh, I'm scared for her.
- Hold on tight.
- You look great, Sutton!
[bell clangs] - Raise your arm up higher!
- Yes!
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, boy.
- Come on!
- You got this.
- [laughs]
- Oh!
Oh, no!
Okay, that's enough.
I'm getting tired.
[laughter]
- Yeah, let's hear it for her!
[cheering]
- If Sutton's bull riding skills
are anything like her dick riding skills,
no wonder she's not getting a second date.
[laughs]
Whoo.
Yeah, no. No.
- All right, happy birthday, Crystal, for the last time.
- We don't want to hear it again.
- To friendship!
[cheering]
- Thank you, guys.
Happy birthday to me! - Whoo!
- * It's my life *
- * I'm gonna own it *
* Doing what I want *
* When I want to *
* It's my life *
* I'm going to own it *
* Doing what I want *
* When I want it *
* *
- Vegas takes a lot out of you.
- So much stimulation too. - It is.
- Oh, hello.
- Davis!
Oh, my God!
- We were just--
- Here's your chance to apologize.
- We were just talking about you.
- I'm sorry that-- - Y'all were amazing.
Y'all were amazing.
- This is your chance to apologize to my friend--
- I really appreciate that.
- Who you said was over the top and the show was sh---y.
- No, I did not say the show was sh---y at all.
- We had the best time. - Don't put words in my mouth.
I didn't say the show was sh---y at all.
I said the dancers are amazing.
And it was just the one spread eagle--
- Maybe you guys come again next time
and see the whole show. - I would love to do that.
- It gets real artful at the end.
- I know.
I missed the good parts. - I had fun.
- But I'm sorry. - Bye, guys.
- I'm sorry. - Bye, guys.
- Really? You put words in my mouth?
I never said the show was sh---y.
Now I'm hurt. - It doesn't matter.
- Well, don't say that I-- don't lie and say that I--
- I didn't lie. You didn't like it.
- The Lent thing is still in effect.
I gave up fighting with y'all for Lent,
as a good Catholic.
But God gave me the pass to confront Sutton.
Yes, God shined upon me that day.
Opened the doors, and there he was.
You cannot time that.
He said, "You know what, Erika?
"After the last two years, she treated you so sh--,
honey, here's your moment."
And I said, "Thanks, God."
I'm taking it.
[dramatic music]
- You okay? - No.
That was sh---y. That was sh---y.
- The fact that the elevator door opened
and they were in the elevator-- I can't.
[tense music]
* *
- Sutton, you okay? - Well, I am.
I've got to say, Erika, to purposefully
embarrass me was--
was kind of mean.
- Here's what--I knew this.
We were having a great time,
and then I heard that you weren't.
- I am very uncomfortable with that whole thing.
- Mm. - Sorry.
Call me a prude.
I don't get a second date.
I don't ----ing care.
* *
Just because I didn't want to stay
doesn't affect anyone else.
- But you made it a big deal.
- It turned into a big deal the more people came out.
- So you're worried about the ballet company seeing you--
- No. No.
It's about--
- The integrity.
- No, but she said her brand too.
* *
- You're such a bitch.
- Did you have to take it to the point
where you were getting heated in the lobby--
- I got heated. - Heated with the--
- We have seen you get heated and lose it
so many times, Erika.
- If you could do it again, would you
have gone back inside just so that Garcelle
and Kyle would have gone back,
so we all could have been there?
- No, she wouldn't. - Does that even matter?
- No. Why can't I--
- Does that even matter, though?
- Why can't I sit in the lobby--
- We weren't going to leave you because you seemed unhinged.
[tense music]
- Don't--
- You were in the moment. - Say I'm unhinged.
- It was very, like, over-the-top reaction.
- You were.
- I'm not going to talk about this ad nauseam.
- Why, 'cause you feel cornered?
- Oh, oh, with y'all?
- No, I don't want you to feel cornered.
- Me being cornered by y'all again?
Y'all can corner me and do this for months.
- Well, I'm not cornering you. - I'm so used to it.
I am sorry that I ruined it for all of you
and for those dancers.
I feel terribly about it.
- That's okay. - No, it's great.
Let's end like this, okay? - No, do you mean that?
- No, listen. We've been having--
- Yes, I mean that. Do you--
- Okay, that's why I think so.
- Know how badly I feel? - I do.
I genuinely do.
- So let's just do it.
Keep coming. - I think you do feel bad.
That's what I'm saying. I genuinely--
that's why I just said it.
- Well, my problem is, I wish you had gone after her.
- Me too.
I wanted to. I should have.
- Shoulda, coulda, woulda.
- I wish you had because it always feels like I do.
- I would have liked for you to say to her,
Sutton, you're overreacting.
Let's just go finish. It's not nice.
- You don't know what I said to her.
You weren't in there. - No--
- I said all those things. I didn't ask her
to come back because she was 10.
- I know. - She was 10.
- Well, could you--could you take her from a 10 to a 2?
- I'm not her therapist.
I'm her friend.
- No, no, Garcelle, please. Please.
I'm not trying to have a screaming match with you.
- I'm not, either. - I just want to have a--
- Just-- - I'm not attacking you.
- You weren't there. You don't know what happened.
- Guys. Guys, please.
- I am not going to apologize for this again.
I am really sorry for getting "unhinged" or whatever.
I'm sorry I felt uncomfortable.
I am done with this conversation.
I'm done.
* *
- Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Are you good?
- I mean--[laughs] Dorit.
- Do you feel like you've finished?
You've said everything you need to say.
- Dorit, honestly.
- I'm trying to end the conversation
so it doesn't go on.
- You know I love the word "zip it" with you.
Just sometimes, silence is golden.
- Okay.
[sighs]
[dramatic music]
* *
- Okay.
* *
[up-tempo electronic music]
* *
- Oh, no! River.
River. Come on.
Come on. Come on, River.
Come on.
Bye, guys. Love you.
* *
- One, two, three.
One, two, three.
And then get inside with the elbow.
Let's go.
All right, so let's do the other side.
Warm it up. Warm it up.
- Other side? - Yeah, roundhouse.
Other side. Let's go.
- Oh, (BLEEP) off. She is 51.
- Looking good, though. Looking good!
* *
- Okay, it's Miller time,
as they used to say in this commercial.
Y'all wouldn't know, 'cause you don't watch commercials.
It's going to be great.
I need some groceries.
We must do that.
Oh.
Oh, goodness.
[quirky music]
* *
Delicious.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Ahh!
Ahh! Hi! - Hi, welcome to Madre.
How are you? For how many?
- Two. - Two, of course.
Yeah. - Thank you.
- Right over here, love.
- Thank you so much. - Yeah, of course.
Here's our menu.
- Do you have any either chamomile or mint tea?
- I do have both, actually.
- I'll have mint, please.
- Mint. - Thank you.
- Whew.
- You made it. - I made it.
Oh, how cute are you?
It smells so good in here.
- Good. How are you?
- Hi.
So tired after Vegas.
I had a roommate.
- I know. Did you sleep?
- You were lucky.
- Garcelle, I am being chit chatty at night.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
Sutton, now go to sleep. Good night.
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
You're not very fun, Garcelle.
I just got a book on tantric sex.
Is it okay if I read some stuff?
- Well, how about Kyle and Dorit
having to sleep in the same bed?
- First of all-- - I am too old for that.
- Okay?
- I am not doing that. - Okay.
But--
- And Kyle said that Dorit talks in her sleep.
- Shocker. - That was cute.
- You know, I like Dorit, but I just feel like when we talk,
we're not understanding each other.
I think for someone who talks so much, she doesn't listen.
- I've learned to speak Dorit.
And so, you know-- - Speak Dorit.
- Yeah, and I just kind of zone out, and then I come back.
- She's detailed oriented, which I appreciate.
- Very. And it becomes this--
and I'm like, wow.
- She paints the picture.
- With every stroke.
- I think my biggest problem with her
the other day is when I shared my feelings,
she became defensive about it.
I don't know if I trust you guys when it comes
to my family, because I'm still a little bit--
with the laughing of Jax.
- What has to happen, Garcelle?
- I don't know.
- I mean, it's been over a year.
- You guys will come around.
I think that you both want to. - I think so too.
Listen, if you and I can sit across from each other and--
- Yeah. Everything is possible.
- You know what I mean? Yeah.
It's shocking to me to be here at this lunch with Erika.
I didn't think we could get to a place
where we could have a one-on-one.
I think Erika is more open.
I think Erika is less guarded with us.
I think we're seeing a new Erika.
- Oh, my goodness. Yummy.
- Thank you. - More chips.
- Looks beautiful.
- So how were you after Vegas?
I have a little bone to pick out of Vegas.
- Okay, pick it. Let's go.
Come on. - Okay, good.
Sutton of it all. - Yeah.
- I thought you were going to go after her.
- No.
- But then when you did, later on...
- Here's what. We go to Magic Mike.
She's got-- Sutton has a stack of singles.
We're all going to get on stage.
And then all of a sudden, it flips.
- It flipped. - Right.
- I definitely saw the flip.
- You know, that's not okay.
Just you don't have to drag everybody into it.
- Yeah.
- It's kind of like hijacking the moment.
- Totally.
- Instead of everybody's having a good time,
now we're all worried about her.
- Right.
And that's exactly what happened.
- Yeah.
- I don't know what's up with the fact
that I defend Sutton all the time.
Maybe I need to let Sutton fight her own battles
from now on.
- We can't be that uptight. - Right.
- You know, let's not clutch the pearls too hard.
* *
- Coming up...
- You have a habit of losing your sh--
in ridiculous circumstances.
- Name 'em. - That--
- Name 'em.
- Well, what you did was ridiculous.
- Name 'em. - Not having--
- Name 'em. - Well, be quiet.
[off-kilter electronic music]
* *
- Avi, did you move that there?
- Do we like it?
- I don't know.
I'm not hating it. - All right.
- Hello?
- Did you just come into my house?
- Yeah.
- Are you wearing your hunter boots?
- I'm wearing my hunter boots from--
- Oh, my gosh.
I have a little giftie for the girls.
Look.
- Oh, you're kidding me! - No.
- Those are rain boots?
- Met her at the store.
- Oh, my God.
- Literally, this is, like, treacherous rain.
Do you have any hot chocolate or tea?
- I do have both. - I'm freezing.
- Why don't you come to the kitchen.
- Oh, look at this. - Oh.
- That's cute.
- I have so much tea.
- This is fancy kind.
They look expensive.
- Well, they are.
- I drink, like, Lipton.
Oh.
Oh, they're just for decoration.
You're going to give me the cheap tea. Okay.
- No. This is what I like.
- Throat Coat? - I really like--
- Don't be giving me Smooth Move
and thinking you're funny.
- This is very fancy.
- That's like, who wants a bunch of flowers?
- People. - Not me.
- People. - People.
Chamomile with lavender.
I'll do that.
- I'm having a cocktail.
I don't want any tea.
- No, I'm having a cocktail.
I've had a very long day.
- Please relax.
Sit down. I got you.
[tense music]
- What's happening?
- Look at Avsi, breaking out all the--
- Oh, look at you.
- But there's not a speck.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
How are you feeling after Vegas?
- Um...
wasn't my favorite departure.
It's great. Let's end it like this, okay?
- No, do you mean that?
- No, listen. We've been having--
- Yes, I mean that.
Do you know how badly I feel?
- Erika specifically, intentionally embarrassed me.
Cue elevator doors.
Oh, Sutton.
[tense music]
Now's your chance.
You can apologize.
What--what the hell?
- Okay, let me just say something.
- Hang on. I'm not done.
- What are you, Dorit?
- Excuse me, I'm not done with my--
what I'm saying. - Okay.
Let me know when you're done because I'd like to.
- Don't talk to me like that.
Don't.
- Kyle and I made a promise to one another
to have each other's backs.
We're, like, really good friends.
But I need for you to have my back more.
- Mm-hmm.
We'll be better moving forward.
- I had a revelation after my trip from Vegas.
She's not my true friend.
She's never had my back,
and she's never going to have my back.
- Are you okay?
- I'm very okay. - Okay.
- You defend your friend. - I'm not--
- Defend your friend. - Listen to me--
- Defend your friend.
- Don't talk like that, Sutton. - Defend your friend.
- You are my friend.
Why do you think I'm sitting here right now?
Just because I can see, you know,
another perspective, that doesn't mean
I'm not your friend.
- You sometimes come in when you haven't
even heard the whole story.
- I actually am very offended when you say that, okay?
I saw my friend in distress, upset.
I go over there, and then you say, "You insert yourself.
By the way, (BLEEP) you."
That's ----ing rude.
You have a habit of losing your sh--
in ridiculous circumstances too.
* *
- Name 'em. - That--
- Name 'em.
- Well, what you did was ridiculous.
- Name 'em. - Not having--
- Name 'em. - Well, be quiet--
- Name 'em. - Let me talk! Jesus.
* *
- Name 'em.
- I-- - Name 'em.
- Don't know if you're okay, actually.
- Name 'em.
- Are you okay?
- Name 'em.
- Stop doing that.
You're being incredibly, incredibly rude.
- How am I being rude?
- Well, if you don't see that.
- I don't--I don't understand the word "rude."
- You want me to get a dictionary?
- I'm asking you to name circumstances.
- Then be quiet, and I will, please.
When you didn't have a gift at Lisa Rinna's house,
and then you had to say, "your ugly leather pants."
You lost your sh-- there.
- You're upset because you're jealous.
- Jealous of what, your ugly leather pants?
- No, no, no, no, no.
- You lost your sh-- in Lake Tahoe.
- I was going to leave this morning.
Seriously.
* *
This helps me.
- You lost your sh-- at the show.
- Are you upset that they didn't ask you to go
up there when you wore pants? - No!
Are you ----ing kidding me? - I don't know.
I'm just saying--
- It has nothing to do with that.
- Well, maybe a little something.
- No. This had nothing to do with the pants.
It had nothing to do with the pants.
- Okay, then you should not be offended because you
didn't go up there.
- You did not seem okay in Vegas.
And you don't seem okay now, frankly.
* *