1 00:00:18,998 --> 00:00:23,998 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:37,099 --> 00:00:38,100 Give me back my glove! 3 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:39,469 Try it, fat ass! 4 00:00:39,502 --> 00:00:41,103 Adam! 5 00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:42,971 I will kill you if you do not give me back my glove! 6 00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:48,010 That is me, Adam. I was one fat, angry little fuck. 7 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:49,144 Try it, fat ass! 8 00:00:49,178 --> 00:00:50,345 I will kill you! 9 00:00:50,379 --> 00:00:55,117 Adam! I just mopped this floor. Leave your brother alone! 10 00:00:55,150 --> 00:00:59,288 Jerry! Jerry, do something. 11 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:08,431 That is my brother Ross. I think the little dance says it all. 12 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:13,168 Ross, let your brother in the house. 13 00:01:15,438 --> 00:01:17,407 Adam! 14 00:01:26,816 --> 00:01:29,318 Hey, thank you for calling. Are you looking to purchase or refinance today? 15 00:01:29,351 --> 00:01:30,820 Will you be on the loan by yourself or with your wife? 16 00:01:30,854 --> 00:01:33,623 This is what the appraiser is going to look for and I want to make sure. 17 00:01:33,656 --> 00:01:37,059 Were you majorly renovating the house or it does it need any structural repairs. 18 00:01:37,092 --> 00:01:40,162 We need to look at income, assets and credit. Everything. 19 00:01:40,195 --> 00:01:42,264 Taking a look at your pay stubs, income. Everything looks great. 20 00:01:42,297 --> 00:01:44,032 Your credit score is going to get you a great rate. 21 00:01:44,066 --> 00:01:46,603 Visible water damage or like chipped and peeling paint? 22 00:01:46,636 --> 00:01:49,037 Let us see what we can approve you for. 23 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:51,173 That is going to save you over sixty five hundred dollars over the next five years. 24 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:56,546 You are in awesome hands. We will take fantastic care of you. No worries. 25 00:01:56,579 --> 00:01:58,213 Would you like the appraiser to come Thursday or come Saturday? 26 00:01:58,247 --> 00:01:59,749 May I fax or mail you the documents? 27 00:01:59,782 --> 00:02:02,685 As far as the deposit, do you want to use a credit card or a debit card? 28 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:05,688 Congratulations on your new mortgage. It has been a pleasure and I look forward to seeing 29 00:02:05,722 --> 00:02:06,523 you through the process. 30 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:19,268 It is a very good question. 31 00:02:19,301 --> 00:02:22,271 Um look, the money you save in the first two years will cover any raise 32 00:02:22,304 --> 00:02:24,474 the adjustable mortgage may undergo. 33 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:28,511 It may not even go up. That is dependent on the market. 34 00:02:28,545 --> 00:02:32,749 In my experience it often stays right where it is. 35 00:02:32,782 --> 00:02:35,317 It could even go down. Yeah. 36 00:02:36,653 --> 00:02:39,656 Yes I have actually seen it go down. 37 00:02:44,594 --> 00:02:48,263 I have all the time in the world for you Mrs. Lennick. 38 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:49,264 Shit. 39 00:02:51,534 --> 00:02:58,641 Mrs. Lennick, Mrs. Lennick. If I did not care I would not have given you my cell phone number. 40 00:02:58,675 --> 00:03:03,211 Right? And I would not have answered your call this morning or on any of the other mornings 41 00:03:03,245 --> 00:03:05,548 for the past one hundred and eighty days. 42 00:03:09,652 --> 00:03:13,656 Perfect. Ok. Go ahead. 43 00:03:16,426 --> 00:03:17,259 Perfect. 44 00:03:21,798 --> 00:03:27,804 Ok. Great. Talk soon. 45 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:33,576 A mortgage, typically is the largest financial transaction of the clients life. 46 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:38,615 Your correct handling of these things that freak them out will put the client at ease. 47 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:43,251 Adam, glad to see you could make it. 48 00:03:43,285 --> 00:03:45,387 Sorry, I was just on the phone. 49 00:03:45,421 --> 00:03:51,861 Do not chase money. Become an expert. Trust me, the money will follow. 50 00:03:51,894 --> 00:03:55,598 If you just chase numbers and you chase money you will just end up you know 51 00:03:55,632 --> 00:03:57,800 spinning in circles and chasing your tail. 52 00:03:57,834 --> 00:04:00,703 And you will also end up late to sales meetings. 53 00:04:03,338 --> 00:04:06,308 Alright, that is ten thirty. The west coast leads will be queued up shortly. 54 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:09,344 Be at your desks and dialed in. 55 00:04:10,446 --> 00:04:12,415 Adam. 56 00:04:14,017 --> 00:04:19,422 He just told me that you know there are just much higher expectations of me because 57 00:04:19,455 --> 00:04:24,527 I have the most potential. So I told him that I closed Mrs. Lennick. 58 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,897 That is a shit lead, ok? I threw her name out six months ago. 59 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:33,436 That is because Nick Kahn, everybody, sucks at selling mortgages. Right, Nick? 60 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,937 Alright, I just do not waste my time. 61 00:04:34,971 --> 00:04:37,440 On completely viable clients? 62 00:04:37,473 --> 00:04:41,978 What the hell does Mickey care about some seventy thousand dollar mortgage? 63 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:45,548 Because she may have only been seventy thousand dollars, 64 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:51,421 her boss is looking at three million dollar homes in Bloomfield Hills. 65 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:52,922 Shots! 66 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:56,893 Can I get you a cranberry juice, Nick? 67 00:04:58,494 --> 00:05:01,497 Hey uh, shots of Chivas, please? 68 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:06,469 So, guess who I saw at the Lark last night. 69 00:05:06,502 --> 00:05:09,572 Is this going anywhere or you just want me to know that you were at the Lark? 70 00:05:09,605 --> 00:05:16,813 It was my nanna's birthday, ok? But at the valet, I ran into Henry Schoeler. 71 00:05:16,846 --> 00:05:17,914 Two bit hack. 72 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:22,552 Two bit or no, he was picking up his Lamborghini. 73 00:05:22,585 --> 00:05:24,020 What? Really? 74 00:05:24,053 --> 00:05:28,558 The guy left Fidelity with a list full of names stuffed in his pants 75 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:31,494 and opened up his own shop. 76 00:05:31,527 --> 00:05:34,262 Wait, has Fidelity noticed that he is poaching their clients? 77 00:05:34,296 --> 00:05:38,768 Well it does not really matter. It would be too expensive to prosecute and 78 00:05:38,801 --> 00:05:42,638 what is a million a year to them, right? 79 00:05:42,672 --> 00:05:46,676 Well that takes some balls. Cheers. 80 00:05:53,315 --> 00:05:56,318 This is on you, Chief. 81 00:06:05,595 --> 00:06:06,596 Excuse me. Hi. 82 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:08,831 Bathroom is over there. 83 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:12,334 No, I was just 84 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,803 You see, you caught my eye from across the bar. 85 00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:16,672 Did anyone check your ID? 86 00:06:16,706 --> 00:06:17,874 Is that a line? 87 00:06:17,907 --> 00:06:19,008 Excuse me? 88 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:22,078 I mean if you wanted to know my name you could just ask. 89 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:25,313 You do not have to look at my drivers license. 90 00:06:27,116 --> 00:06:29,317 Fine. 91 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:58,614 Hey girl, you hungry? 92 00:06:58,648 --> 00:07:02,685 Lamb and beef or beef and liver? 93 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:07,723 Yeah? Beef and liver. 94 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:43,492 Huh. 95 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:02,745 Go get her. 96 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:10,853 She is not running away, she just hates my car. Sorry, thank you. 97 00:08:10,887 --> 00:08:14,824 Yeah, you should not let her run across the street like that. 98 00:08:14,857 --> 00:08:17,860 Good girl, good girl, 99 00:08:20,897 --> 00:08:21,998 Hey, 100 00:08:22,031 --> 00:08:24,100 Medium cappuccino non-fat milk? 101 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:26,135 Thank you, Allen. 102 00:08:34,076 --> 00:08:38,080 What to get, what to get? 103 00:08:42,952 --> 00:08:44,954 What did you get? 104 00:08:44,987 --> 00:08:46,188 Cappuccino. 105 00:08:46,222 --> 00:08:50,426 Oooh, that sounds good. 106 00:08:53,129 --> 00:08:57,934 What is that, exactly? I am always confused by the cappuccino 107 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:01,103 and the Americano with the macchiato and the other thing. 108 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:07,043 Why not just come into the bar instead of stalking me on the street? 109 00:09:07,076 --> 00:09:11,914 I am sorry, do I know you? 110 00:09:11,948 --> 00:09:13,015 Oh, God. 111 00:09:13,049 --> 00:09:13,916 What? 112 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:15,484 Oh, I am sorry. Today it is for to go. 113 00:09:15,518 --> 00:09:20,122 No, no, do not do that. Tell me how I know you. She wants it for here actually. 114 00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:23,192 No, I know what I want. 115 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:30,032 Ok, fine. If you are gonna get it to go, can I walk with you? 116 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:31,500 Are you serious? 117 00:09:31,534 --> 00:09:33,536 Yes. 118 00:09:36,672 --> 00:09:39,008 Uh, fine. 119 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:42,044 Yeah? To go. 120 00:09:44,647 --> 00:09:46,215 Thank you. 121 00:09:46,248 --> 00:09:48,951 Let me just grab her. 122 00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:50,720 Are you going to properly introduce us this time? 123 00:09:50,753 --> 00:09:55,958 Oh, yeah this is Alex. Alex, this is the beautiful girl I met at the beer company that I 124 00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:59,295 pretended not to remember when I pretended to bump into her. 125 00:10:00,262 --> 00:10:02,264 She gave me her name but not her number. 126 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:07,203 And if you really wanted it you would work harder to get it. 127 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,071 Adam, Misgar. 128 00:10:09,105 --> 00:10:10,706 Christine. 129 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,142 So do I have to do pushups for a surname? 130 00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:14,710 One step at a time, buddy. 131 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,113 Well, Christine, where are we going? 132 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,148 This way. 133 00:10:19,849 --> 00:10:23,986 I am surprised I have never seen you in that spot. 134 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,555 We are here. 135 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:32,194 Oh, right. You were just coming in. 136 00:10:32,228 --> 00:10:39,135 So, do I get your number? 137 00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:42,071 You are supposed to tell me how breathtakingly beautiful I look. 138 00:10:42,104 --> 00:10:48,611 Oh, ok. You are without a doubt 139 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:55,184 the most beautiful and enchanting girl that I have ever seen. 140 00:10:55,217 --> 00:11:01,290 This light is undeserving of your presence. 141 00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:05,327 Come on. That was good. 142 00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:23,179 All ten. 143 00:11:23,212 --> 00:11:24,180 Come on. 144 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,169 What are you doing? 145 00:12:15,764 --> 00:12:22,338 Hey, Mickey. Angel said you wanted to see me? 146 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:24,106 Did Frank quit? 147 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:28,911 Quality control caught the son of a bitch. He was like a factory for forging paperwork. 148 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:33,682 So clean cut and he pulls that shit. I will not have it. 149 00:12:33,716 --> 00:12:35,418 How was dinner? 150 00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:37,820 It was excellent. 151 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:40,356 Did you bring along that astonishing creature that you are... 152 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:45,394 Christine. Yeah you know it has been a month. 153 00:12:46,762 --> 00:12:48,230 You are nervous. Do not be. 154 00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:53,903 I brought you up here because I would like you to be Franks replacement. 155 00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:55,639 Director? 156 00:12:55,671 --> 00:13:00,009 It is more work but it is more rewarding. And on occasion people will disappoint you. 157 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:07,016 The responsibillity will be to either improve their performance or let them go. 158 00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:10,386 Your friends, Adam. 159 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:14,424 Stay focused. See the long view. 160 00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:21,397 I think I am gonna buy that building. 161 00:14:20,022 --> 00:14:29,832 Adam. Hey, Adam. Hey, check this. Plasma screen, pin ball machine, outdoor pizza oven. 162 00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:31,568 It is a lake house not a Shakeys. 163 00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:34,504 If anything, it would be a Chuck E. Cheese. 164 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:39,576 Hey, I want you to grab everyone that does not have a vagina and bring them out on the deck. 165 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:45,014 And I want you to check Nick Kahn for a vagina because I am skeptical. 166 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:46,815 Boys! 167 00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:49,486 Ross, what the fuck is your problem? 168 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,555 Nothing. Nothing, great party. 169 00:14:52,589 --> 00:14:59,194 Just tell me. Better now than later in between crying and puking. What? What? 170 00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:01,930 I got fired. 171 00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:06,835 Oh, wow. That is three for three. 172 00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:09,838 Hey, I got a real job, making you look good. 173 00:15:09,872 --> 00:15:12,609 Jesus, Ross. 174 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:16,613 I am on the clock, right now. 175 00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:20,849 Hey, come outside. It will make you feel better. Come on. 176 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,123 Alright! 177 00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:33,596 Fellas, I am sure you are wondering why you are all here. 178 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:39,001 Christine is not pregnant. 179 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:43,606 So, Frank got fired and Mickey promoted me to Director. 180 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,641 Bam! 181 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,911 Yes! 182 00:15:48,944 --> 00:15:54,383 Trent is going to be my right hand man. Nick Kahn, 183 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:58,053 I do not know about you. You are going to have to show me something, buddy. 184 00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:02,425 Adam! 185 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:08,163 Oh, Jesus Christ, Adam. 186 00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:11,200 You better, you scared me. 187 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:20,309 Hey, you should just come work for me. 188 00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:23,178 Yeah, I could not wear that business casual bullshit. 189 00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:27,149 Oh, no, it would be different. I am the boss. No, you could have a beard. 190 00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:30,986 You can smoke a joint at the desk for all I care just as long as you close deals. 191 00:16:31,019 --> 00:16:36,058 I am not a closer. I could not even negotiate keeping my own dog when Trish left. 192 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:38,927 Hey, hey, hey, you know what you need? 193 00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:40,095 No, what? What do I need? 194 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,966 You know what you need? You need, you need confidence. 195 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:48,070 That is what you need. You gotta grab life by the balls, alright? 196 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,305 Yeah. You are a drunk motherfucker. 197 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:54,943 Yes! Yes I am. polar bear! 198 00:16:57,346 --> 00:17:05,455 You know, next time, I want a lake house, I am gonna buy the goddamned thing in the summer! 199 00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:06,723 Wooooooh! 200 00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:24,106 That pop you heard, it haunts me. I dove straight into three feet of water. 201 00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:30,312 My neck snapped forward. My entire body went stiff for a fraction of a second 202 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:35,117 and then I went completely limp. 203 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:41,223 They say, give a man a long enough rope and he will hang himself. 204 00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:46,161 What they forget to tell you. Give a man a long enough dick and he will fuck himself. 205 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:52,469 Boy you really did it this time. 206 00:19:05,307 --> 00:19:09,144 Adam. Oh! 207 00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:12,180 I gotta get out of this boat. 208 00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,416 I will get the doctor. 209 00:19:13,449 --> 00:19:15,451 Ross. 210 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:19,254 Yeah, man we are here. 211 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,559 Adam, you are in the hospital. 212 00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:27,730 Huh, I have a big meeting tomorrow. 213 00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,632 Hey, do not worry about that. 214 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:34,470 I almost died waiting for you to wake up. 215 00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:38,373 I will be fine. Hey, Ross. 216 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:39,341 Yeah. 217 00:19:39,374 --> 00:19:46,248 Is Christine here? 218 00:19:46,281 --> 00:19:47,483 Hello, Adam. 219 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,318 Doc, he woke up. 220 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:51,320 I am Dr. Corbin. How are you? 221 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:53,255 Hey. 222 00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:56,224 Do you feel up for some conversation? 223 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:58,494 Yeah, what happened? 224 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:04,534 The good news is, some feeling and movement should be returning to your arms and shoulder area. 225 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:09,672 When you made impact, your head snapped forward and your sixth and seventh vertebrae 226 00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:14,410 were shattered. 227 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,511 Yeah. 228 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:20,717 I fused two new vertebrae from our bone bank here. 229 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:26,589 Statistically we are looking at some form of long-term paralysis. 230 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:32,294 What? Like what, paralyzed? 231 00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:33,295 Yes. 232 00:20:33,328 --> 00:20:34,162 For good? 233 00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:37,634 Hey, Ross. Ross, I cannot feel my hand. 234 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:42,472 Nurse, could you bring me two milligrams of Adevan please? 235 00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:48,678 Look, every case is different but statistically, you may never regain any more function 236 00:20:48,711 --> 00:20:50,446 than you are capable of right now. 237 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,948 But possibly he could. 238 00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:54,383 Well yes, anything is possible, of course. 239 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,478 You will get it. 240 00:21:55,511 --> 00:21:58,548 Just give me another fork. 241 00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:01,017 Adam, what may have worked for you in the past is not gonna work for you now. 242 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:04,687 We are teaching you accommodation strategies. 243 00:22:04,721 --> 00:22:07,690 Accommodate me with a fork, asshole. 244 00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:09,692 Hey, yeah. Cocky fuck. 245 00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:12,729 Lucky, do not encourage him. 246 00:22:22,304 --> 00:22:24,306 Ok. 247 00:23:16,692 --> 00:23:19,796 Meeting time. Everybody turn off your cell phones and that computer in your head 248 00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:22,565 telling you you are dead and you are not. You are not dead, you are here. 249 00:23:22,598 --> 00:23:26,002 Now let us see who is here. Oh! 250 00:23:26,035 --> 00:23:28,370 It is cocky fuck. 251 00:23:28,404 --> 00:23:30,673 Hey cocky fuck. 252 00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:36,746 Alright, the gang is all here. So what do you say guys, we all try and heal each other. 253 00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:38,313 My name is Lucky. 254 00:23:38,346 --> 00:23:42,652 We got Pete the turtle. Just put him on his back and you just watch him go, man. 255 00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:49,859 Larry, Larry the leaper. Tell us your story. 256 00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:53,763 Skydiving '84. Kind of stuck after that. 257 00:23:53,796 --> 00:23:59,702 Where, in a tree or in a chair? Or in a bad marriage? 258 00:23:59,735 --> 00:24:05,141 Hey, you do not want to get into a slap battle with this nut job. 259 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:08,744 Trust me on that, ok, cocky fuck. And we will get to you in a second but first, 260 00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:15,383 our speaker of the evening, my friend handsome Jim. He is gonna tell us his story. 261 00:24:15,418 --> 00:24:18,020 Thank you Lucky. 262 00:24:18,054 --> 00:24:22,992 I will tell you cripples now, sooner than later. It is a struggle. 263 00:24:23,025 --> 00:24:29,899 Nothing is the same. Cannot eat the same. Cannot sleep the same. Cannot work the same. 264 00:24:29,932 --> 00:24:37,039 Cannot even fuck the same. It is a struggle. The bottom line is we are still in the game. 265 00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:39,075 Yes we are. 266 00:24:39,108 --> 00:24:44,881 You have got to be fucking kidding me. 267 00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:48,818 Uh, cocky fuck. Shall we get to you now? 268 00:24:48,851 --> 00:24:54,857 You can get to kissing my ass, Lucky. 269 00:24:54,891 --> 00:25:01,964 Um, no. I would rather not do that. I do not kiss asses. 270 00:25:01,998 --> 00:25:04,867 Espescially some punk like you, ok? 271 00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:07,904 And do not speak to me like that ever again, ok? 272 00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:11,941 I am not trying to be hostile to you but if you do I will kill you. 273 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:16,212 But I sense hostillity. I do not like it, particularly in myself. 274 00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:18,948 I want to kill this son of a bitch but I am not gonna. 275 00:25:18,981 --> 00:25:21,951 If I kill you I would have to kill everybody in the room. I do not want to do that. 276 00:25:21,984 --> 00:25:27,857 No witnesses. So how about this? How about we have a little dexterity break, ok? 277 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:31,961 Now since we are cripples we are gonna play hoops but with a balloon. 278 00:25:31,994 --> 00:25:34,997 And we are gonna pretend we are in water. 279 00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:39,468 Oh, it is cold in here. Oooh. 280 00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:43,005 Come on your cipples, get up and do something. Box out. 281 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:43,973 Oh, son of a... 282 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,524 Alright, you can go for a turn now, alright? 283 00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:08,097 One, two, three. 284 00:26:13,669 --> 00:26:16,672 There you go. 285 00:26:21,544 --> 00:26:24,547 Good, huh? Getting better. 286 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:31,988 Look at this asshole. I am joking. Yeah, much better. 287 00:27:11,227 --> 00:27:19,635 Adam. Ok, let us go everybody. Keep pulling, moving it. Pull it. Pull it. Good girl! 288 00:27:19,668 --> 00:27:22,671 Yeah, that is great. Great job. 289 00:27:40,689 --> 00:27:48,631 Ok. Adam, you got a visitor. 290 00:27:48,664 --> 00:27:50,599 It is not my mom is it? 291 00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:52,635 Hope not. 292 00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:04,280 Hi. 293 00:28:08,717 --> 00:28:12,721 Hi. That is it? 294 00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:23,199 Adam, I am sorry. I am not very good with this kind of stuff. 295 00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:25,402 I do not know what else to say. 296 00:28:25,435 --> 00:28:31,607 Well you have had a really long fucking time to think about it. Where have you been? 297 00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:48,657 You are here now. Let us just go from there. 298 00:28:48,691 --> 00:28:54,431 So, it is going ok? 299 00:28:54,464 --> 00:29:02,972 It is going great. This is all just temporary. I am getting stronger every day. 300 00:29:03,005 --> 00:29:07,009 It is just taking a little longer than I thought. 301 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:13,849 Uh, so. 302 00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:15,885 Well you look good. 303 00:29:18,488 --> 00:29:19,688 Thanks. 304 00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:48,077 They are here. There are here. Let us go, Ross. 305 00:30:50,913 --> 00:30:53,416 Oh, Jerry! That is not gonna hold. 306 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:55,985 Oh do not start on me. 307 00:30:56,018 --> 00:30:58,555 First of all you do not know what you are talking about. 308 00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:04,527 And second of all, I screwed it together. The duct tape is for weatherproofing and traction. 309 00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:07,530 And it looks cool. 310 00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:14,870 Check out this rig. 311 00:31:14,903 --> 00:31:16,539 Welcome home! 312 00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:20,776 Hey, there he is. 313 00:31:23,846 --> 00:31:30,252 Hi, John. I called that home maid service. They are sending somone in the morning. 314 00:31:30,286 --> 00:31:32,921 Hey, nice wheels. 315 00:31:32,955 --> 00:31:35,492 Son. 316 00:31:35,525 --> 00:31:41,598 Well let us get out of the cold. 317 00:31:41,631 --> 00:31:42,599 Here, I will get the door. 318 00:31:42,632 --> 00:31:45,934 Alright. 319 00:31:45,968 --> 00:31:49,238 Your dad built that ramp for you. Is that nice? 320 00:31:49,271 --> 00:31:51,974 Yeah, it did not cost anything either. 321 00:31:52,007 --> 00:31:55,110 Just get me inside. 322 00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:59,114 Come on John, that is not going anywhere. 323 00:32:04,554 --> 00:32:06,188 Alex. 324 00:32:07,624 --> 00:32:08,491 There is my.... Come here. 325 00:32:08,525 --> 00:32:12,895 Hey, hey, hey. It is ok, it is me. Alex. 326 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:24,006 Take me to my bed back there. 327 00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,875 You are gonna want to pull up these runners so his chair does not catch. 328 00:32:26,909 --> 00:32:28,077 Well you just rolled over them. 329 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:31,113 Do not argue. Just do what he said. 330 00:32:31,947 --> 00:32:34,950 I will tape them down. 331 00:32:58,006 --> 00:33:01,009 I know sweetie. You will get it. 332 00:33:14,189 --> 00:33:18,127 Why so blue? 333 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,164 I just lay around like a fucking throw pillow. 334 00:33:30,372 --> 00:33:33,375 Let us just get you out of there. 335 00:33:36,446 --> 00:33:38,448 Jerry. 336 00:33:43,051 --> 00:33:44,219 What do you want? 337 00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:48,056 We need to get him out of there. 338 00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:52,060 Ross! 339 00:33:52,094 --> 00:33:54,329 Quit fussing over him, Arlene. 340 00:33:54,363 --> 00:33:56,098 Yeah? 341 00:33:56,131 --> 00:33:58,100 We gotta get him out. 342 00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:02,237 Ok. What is the plan? 343 00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:06,108 Well we put him in there. We should be able to figure out how to get him out. 344 00:34:06,141 --> 00:34:10,747 He is wet now though. Be careful. He is slippery. 345 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,114 Just get out. 346 00:34:12,147 --> 00:34:14,049 Alright, we cannot just leave you in there. Dad, grab his legs. 347 00:34:14,082 --> 00:34:16,018 You will catch pneumonia. 348 00:34:16,051 --> 00:34:17,454 Get out, I do not want him here. 349 00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:19,321 Grab his legs. 350 00:34:19,354 --> 00:34:27,029 Look, leave me alone! Leave me the fuck alone! Get the fuck out! 351 00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:56,526 Ok, I am sorry. 352 00:34:58,193 --> 00:35:01,196 Hey, Ross. 353 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,224 I will get that. 354 00:35:29,258 --> 00:35:30,460 Oh, thank you. 355 00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:31,260 Is he in there? 356 00:35:31,293 --> 00:35:32,462 Yes. 357 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:36,331 Who is that? 358 00:35:36,365 --> 00:35:40,269 What the fuck? Do not fucking touch me, I am fine. 359 00:35:40,302 --> 00:35:41,203 Just get out. 360 00:35:41,236 --> 00:35:43,171 Be careful. You are gonna fucking drop me. 361 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,678 Watch the dog. There is a dog. There is a dog. Do you even know what you are doing you fat fuck? 362 00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:51,179 Come on. 363 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:56,385 The other one! The other one! Just slow down. Be careful. You are sweating all over me. 364 00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:05,528 Do not leave him in there like that. He has no control over his body temperature. 365 00:36:05,562 --> 00:36:07,329 It is very dangerous. 366 00:36:07,362 --> 00:36:10,667 You are on your own with this asshole! 367 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,702 By, fatso. 368 00:36:18,373 --> 00:36:19,341 It is a good, hot dish, mom. 369 00:36:19,374 --> 00:36:21,744 Thank you. 370 00:36:21,778 --> 00:36:23,780 It is not too much salt? 371 00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:25,615 Maybe. 372 00:36:25,648 --> 00:36:27,650 It is perfect. 373 00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,406 It is alright. 374 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,341 Arlene 375 00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:53,275 Yes, Jerry. 376 00:36:53,308 --> 00:36:55,243 He can do that himself. 377 00:36:55,277 --> 00:36:57,379 There is no shame in asking for a hittle help. 378 00:36:57,413 --> 00:37:00,416 He did not ask. 379 00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:25,340 Hi. 380 00:37:26,909 --> 00:37:31,447 Up and Adam. I am Susan. Everybody calls me Suzie. 381 00:37:31,481 --> 00:37:33,950 I do not know why I do not just introduce myself as Suzie in the first place. 382 00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:38,421 It would save so much time. When I tell people what I do they always say it must feel so good 383 00:37:38,454 --> 00:37:40,556 to have a job with so much meaning or 384 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:46,596 or wow! It must really help put your own life in perspective. And all of that is true. 385 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,431 Get out. 386 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:50,700 You sound just like my mother. 387 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:54,737 Get the fuck out of my house. 388 00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:24,834 Dad. 389 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:32,575 Hey, kiddo. Just thought you might like a little recreation. 390 00:38:32,608 --> 00:38:37,814 Here. Go for the three pointer. Come on. 391 00:38:37,847 --> 00:38:40,783 Alright. Watch your head. 392 00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:47,523 Hey! Come here you little asshole. 393 00:38:54,564 --> 00:38:57,265 Hey dad, did you call the service? 394 00:38:57,299 --> 00:39:00,536 Yep. They are sending someone. 395 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:03,806 Did you go through the list of the things that we did not want? 396 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,943 Yeah, they are aware. 397 00:39:06,976 --> 00:39:08,945 When are they coming? 398 00:39:08,978 --> 00:39:10,747 Today. 399 00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:12,749 What time? 400 00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:20,857 Oh I do not know. Soon I guess. I am not sure but what is the rush? 401 00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:32,735 Well I am pretty sure I am gonna have to drop the kids off at the pool at some point. Just... ugh. 402 00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:34,604 Huh? 403 00:39:38,373 --> 00:39:40,676 The kids, the pool. That... 404 00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:43,713 Oh, yeah. 405 00:39:43,746 --> 00:39:49,786 I have not put you on that yet, before. Mmm Mmm. 406 00:39:49,819 --> 00:39:54,056 Yeah, no well that thing is pretty self-explanatory but 407 00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:57,727 there is also supositories and paperwork involved and... 408 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,796 Sheesh. 409 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:09,972 I will give you a little privacy. 410 00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:37,767 Hi. Are you from Wheelchair Care? Come on in. 411 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,805 Hello. Hello. 412 00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:46,876 I am here in kitchen. 413 00:40:46,909 --> 00:40:50,613 What the hell kind of accent is that? 414 00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:53,482 I am Russian. 415 00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:59,856 Alright. Well how to do you say bring me a cup of coffee before my head exploses in Russian? 416 00:40:59,889 --> 00:41:03,793 Get it yourself. No. 417 00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:09,165 Hey. You know, very funny. You are a riot. Get back in your car and drive back to Siberia 418 00:41:09,198 --> 00:41:11,868 or wherever the fuck you are from. You are fired! 419 00:41:11,901 --> 00:41:13,035 Not fired. 420 00:41:13,069 --> 00:41:21,177 Oh no, you are fired alright! 421 00:41:21,210 --> 00:41:25,514 How you get dressed and cleaned? Not fired. 422 00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:28,084 Oh no, you are fired alright! 423 00:41:28,117 --> 00:41:30,753 I quit. 424 00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:38,861 What? You cannot quit. Wait a second. You cannot just leave me here. Hey, hold on a second! 425 00:41:38,895 --> 00:41:46,569 What? You cannot make joke? 426 00:41:46,602 --> 00:41:54,076 So are you gonna bring me coffee? Russian woman! 427 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:59,949 So Adam, why you not doing more for yourself? Why you need so much help? 428 00:41:59,982 --> 00:42:02,551 Why you are not using electric chair? 429 00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:07,924 Because, I want to do things the way I used to do them. 430 00:42:07,957 --> 00:42:14,163 This is fantasy. Why you live in fantasy? You grown man, you no 431 00:42:14,196 --> 00:42:23,039 baby lay in bed have people do for you. You should be up, working, have a life. 432 00:42:23,072 --> 00:42:32,081 Crippled body, sad story. Crippled mind, this is tragedy. Sasha! 433 00:42:38,888 --> 00:42:43,225 Sasha is husband. In Siberia, I was nurse. 434 00:42:43,259 --> 00:42:50,132 No shit? You are actually from Siberia? Huh. You eat dog? 435 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,001 This is not funny. 436 00:42:52,034 --> 00:42:53,269 Why? You cannot make joke? 437 00:42:53,302 --> 00:42:56,939 Frankly, should be funnier. 438 00:42:56,973 --> 00:42:59,508 Hey Sasha, what did you do? 439 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:06,048 Sasha was KGB. 440 00:43:06,082 --> 00:43:08,084 Good. That is good. 441 00:43:10,052 --> 00:43:12,989 No, look. I. I am just not good at these things. 442 00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:18,027 I am not good at this. Boo hoo. I am Adam. I am big American baby. Do it. 443 00:44:07,676 --> 00:44:11,647 I am gonna fall. I am gonna. 444 00:44:21,724 --> 00:44:26,729 Yeah. That worked. 445 00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:31,133 Why you keep toilet in bedroom? 446 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:35,237 Because it is easier. 447 00:44:35,271 --> 00:44:39,275 In Russia, even trained bear does not make toilet in bedroom. 448 00:44:39,308 --> 00:44:40,676 How many animals did you have? 449 00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:47,817 Monkey, bear, goat. Sometime I tell you goat story. Okay, let us go. 450 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:51,387 You need to shave. Sasha! 451 00:44:51,421 --> 00:44:56,826 This is a problem. Sasha will lower this. 452 00:44:56,859 --> 00:44:58,360 It is fine where it is. 453 00:44:58,394 --> 00:45:01,230 Okay, grow beautiful communist beard. 454 00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:17,379 Top work. This is top. 455 00:45:23,686 --> 00:45:25,688 Stop dancing. 456 00:45:44,974 --> 00:45:46,208 Board. 457 00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:50,946 Board. Here is your board. 458 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:55,985 You wanna jump in here? Help me pull down my pants? 459 00:46:02,057 --> 00:46:04,960 Well, Alright. I have got the mirrors up, so you should 460 00:46:04,994 --> 00:46:06,762 be able to see both ways down the street. 461 00:46:06,795 --> 00:46:12,368 Tomorrow, we try suppository. Strong bowels, strong mind. 462 00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:15,472 Yup. Well, I have got poker tonight. I will see you tomorrow, son. 463 00:46:15,505 --> 00:46:23,779 Tomorrow, you will pull up rugs. 464 00:46:23,812 --> 00:46:26,382 You have nice family. 465 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:29,419 Yeah, if you say so. 466 00:46:32,855 --> 00:46:35,824 You have a girl? 467 00:46:35,858 --> 00:46:37,393 A girl? 468 00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,963 Girl. You have girlfriend? 469 00:46:40,996 --> 00:46:44,800 A girlfriend. Um... 470 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:56,946 I thought I did. Then she. Then she. She just. She just went away. 471 00:46:56,979 --> 00:47:05,020 Forget her. You handsome young man. You should have girlfriend. 472 00:47:05,054 --> 00:47:10,059 It does not matter. What would I do with her anyway? 473 00:47:13,929 --> 00:47:17,500 This is no problem. 474 00:47:17,534 --> 00:47:26,543 Sasha is second husband. First husband beautiful, like big tree. Was he kind? Generous? No. 475 00:47:26,576 --> 00:47:35,150 Sasha is kind, generous. He is interesting. Sasha make me feel. 476 00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:43,192 If you make woman feel, it will give you pleasure. Is possible. 477 00:47:56,272 --> 00:48:03,279 Right woman will know what to do with man who cannot move. Okay. I go. 478 00:48:32,975 --> 00:48:34,977 Hello, stranger. 479 00:48:43,653 --> 00:48:47,791 Hello. Hello, stranger. 480 00:49:03,372 --> 00:49:07,376 You dirty little fucker. 481 00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:22,991 Hey man, I was wondering if you could spot me a little cash. 482 00:49:23,025 --> 00:49:24,594 What? 483 00:49:24,627 --> 00:49:26,962 You know, I am just a little short. I will pay you back. 484 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:30,265 Fuck off. 485 00:49:30,299 --> 00:49:32,267 Seriously, help me out. 486 00:49:32,301 --> 00:49:33,503 I cannot. 487 00:49:33,536 --> 00:49:37,139 What do you mean you cannot? Come on, stop fucking around. 488 00:49:37,172 --> 00:49:41,910 Look, I am not. I had $80,000 worth of hospital expenses, and I have no income. 489 00:49:41,944 --> 00:49:44,113 Okay, I cannot work. 490 00:49:44,146 --> 00:49:47,149 What do you mean you cannot work? It is not like you were a figure skater. 491 00:49:47,182 --> 00:49:48,651 You sold mortgages over the phone. 492 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:49,952 Look. God dammit Ross! 493 00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:51,987 What? 494 00:49:59,228 --> 00:50:05,234 I am sorry I even asked. Really. 495 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:17,480 I just. Just get me out of here. Let us go get a drink. 496 00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:20,048 I cannot stand up. Um. I got a woody. 497 00:50:20,082 --> 00:50:24,086 Fuck off. Please just get me out of here. 498 00:50:29,158 --> 00:50:33,128 Remember we used to call up Mr. Chins, and order half an egg roll? 499 00:50:33,162 --> 00:50:38,066 I really only want half an egg roll. And, then dad took us in there after practice, 500 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:43,238 and he came running out. Oh I will kill you. You do not mother fucker to me. 501 00:50:43,272 --> 00:50:49,278 Mother fucker to me. Dude, caller I.D. ruined everything. 502 00:50:49,311 --> 00:50:55,150 Oh wow. This tastes so good. I have not had a drink since before. 503 00:50:55,184 --> 00:50:56,985 Really? 504 00:50:57,019 --> 00:51:02,224 Yeah, you know I was drunk when I dove in, and figure I probably should not get drunk anymore. 505 00:51:02,257 --> 00:51:03,526 Hi there. 506 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,127 Hi there. 507 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,128 Hi. 508 00:51:06,161 --> 00:51:06,995 I am Brandy. 509 00:51:07,029 --> 00:51:09,131 I. I am Ross. 510 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:14,369 Hmm. So which are you para, or quad? 511 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:15,438 Excuse me? 512 00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:20,543 You know. Which are you a paraplegic, or a quad? 513 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:21,411 Quad. 514 00:51:21,444 --> 00:51:23,212 Sorry what? 515 00:51:23,245 --> 00:51:25,147 Quad. 516 00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:26,081 What? 517 00:51:26,114 --> 00:51:28,016 Quad! I am a quad! 518 00:51:28,050 --> 00:51:30,118 Sorry my hearing is not that good. 519 00:51:30,152 --> 00:51:31,554 Apparently. 520 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,289 I love quads. 521 00:51:34,323 --> 00:51:35,558 No shit? 522 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:38,595 Can I sit on your lap? 523 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:44,166 I will go get us some drinks. 524 00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:45,067 Great. 525 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:50,072 I. I have a bad leg. 526 00:51:50,105 --> 00:51:52,040 Better put your brakes on. 527 00:51:52,074 --> 00:51:56,178 You are a lot better at this than I am. Wanna switch seats? 528 00:51:56,211 --> 00:52:00,048 My last boyfriend was para. I dumped him though. 529 00:52:00,082 --> 00:52:02,217 Oh yeah? Why? 530 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:07,089 He was all hands. 531 00:52:09,759 --> 00:52:11,193 Hey um, Brandy get off me. 532 00:52:11,226 --> 00:52:12,462 What? 533 00:52:12,495 --> 00:52:14,196 Get the fuck off me. 534 00:52:14,229 --> 00:52:14,731 Oh. 535 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:16,298 Ross. 536 00:52:16,331 --> 00:52:21,604 Oh, Sweetie. Um do not worry. I know exactly what to do. I will be right back. 537 00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:25,140 Ross. Let us go. 538 00:52:25,173 --> 00:52:27,142 What the fuck is the matter with you? She was so into you. 539 00:52:27,175 --> 00:52:30,145 Alright. Stop the chair. Stop the chair. Stop the chair. 540 00:52:30,178 --> 00:52:32,549 Ok. Alright. Pull my pants down. 541 00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,082 Yeah. Right. 542 00:52:34,116 --> 00:52:38,421 I am shitting myself. Pull my pants down, Ross. Please. It will not stop. 543 00:52:38,454 --> 00:52:41,290 Pull my fucking pants down! 544 00:52:41,323 --> 00:52:43,292 Oh, Fuck. 545 00:52:43,325 --> 00:52:46,462 Alright. Get me out of the chair. I do not want it to get on the chair. 546 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:51,501 Get me out of the chair. Ross, please. 547 00:52:54,737 --> 00:52:59,742 Oh fuck, okay. Oh God. Fuck. 548 00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:06,248 God! 549 00:53:09,384 --> 00:53:19,429 You know, I was cool. You know, I had money, I had a hot girlfriend, and now 550 00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:24,834 I am the one paralyzed from the tits down, shitting myself in a fucking parking lot. 551 00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:30,406 It is okay. Okay. Alright. What do you want me to do? 552 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,744 Just lay me on the ground, and go get your car, please. 553 00:53:34,777 --> 00:53:36,779 God. 554 00:54:05,441 --> 00:54:16,452 Long time ago little baby goat walk into village. I see him first, but very bad boy Sergo... 555 00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:18,121 Sergo? 556 00:54:18,153 --> 00:54:26,496 Yes, Sergo. Not nice boy. He says he wants to kill it. Feed his family. I say, No. 557 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:33,368 This is not your goat. I see him first. Go to walk into town, and my eyes are on him. 558 00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:34,504 Village. 559 00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:38,408 Village. And, stop interrupting. 560 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:48,651 And, this is no normal goat. He is very special beautiful baby goat. 561 00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:58,494 Goat knows he is special too. He plays with me. He. He follows me around. He even dances. 562 00:54:58,528 --> 00:55:03,733 He makes me laugh. And, we all feel love with him. The whole village. 563 00:55:03,766 --> 00:55:13,776 Everybody working to take care of goat. But at night. He sleeps with me. 564 00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:29,559 It will sound foolish to you, but this goat became my friend. Not pet. Friend. 565 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:36,966 I even name him like friend. Mischa. 566 00:55:36,999 --> 00:55:39,001 Mischa the goat? 567 00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:44,640 Yeah. Mischa. 568 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:45,608 And? 569 00:55:45,641 --> 00:55:47,543 And what? 570 00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:49,512 What that is it. That is the end of the story? 571 00:55:49,545 --> 00:56:02,759 Yes. Happy American story. Life is happy. Only happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. 572 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:03,760 You are lying. 573 00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:05,895 No. 574 00:56:05,928 --> 00:56:06,763 Yes you are. 575 00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:08,064 No. 576 00:56:08,097 --> 00:56:12,735 Yevgeniya? 577 00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:28,050 Winter comes. Siberian winter. Every body get hungry, very hungry. End of story. 578 00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:32,722 You ate Mischa? 579 00:56:32,755 --> 00:56:38,728 I kill him myself. 580 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:41,731 That is horrible. 581 00:56:41,764 --> 00:56:51,808 Sometime life is horrible. Every day we wake up, we make choice. Get out of bed, or stay in bed. 582 00:56:51,841 --> 00:56:59,782 Make choice to live, I get up. Make choice to die, I stay in bed. Am I victim or survivor? 583 00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:09,759 Simple. I make choice. I am survivor. 584 00:57:09,792 --> 00:57:12,695 Yevgeniya? 585 00:57:12,728 --> 00:57:15,731 Yes, Adam? 586 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:21,838 You think Sasha can lower my bathroom mirror for me? 587 00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:23,873 Sasha! 588 00:58:25,468 --> 00:58:29,538 Now I just need to figure out how to work these pedals. 589 00:58:29,572 --> 00:58:35,578 This is no good. This no work. 590 00:58:35,611 --> 00:58:38,080 You have a better idea? 591 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:45,855 Ooh! Blue is nice. 592 00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:49,191 Hey. Cocky fuck. 593 00:58:49,225 --> 00:58:52,962 Ah. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. 594 00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:57,500 You know, I do not remember ordering my vehicle from the crippled soccer moms collection. 595 00:58:57,533 --> 00:59:00,469 This is good for you. 596 00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:05,007 Yeah. Come on now. Get in there. We got shit to do. Okay? Nice meeting you all. Okay? 597 00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:08,945 Hey Lucky, this my brother Ross. He is gonna be joining us. 598 00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:10,546 Hey. 599 00:59:10,579 --> 00:59:14,917 Okay. If you are coming, you are pushing. 600 00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:22,158 Okay. This thing works exactly like a car, only you can reach everything with your hands. 601 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:25,995 Gas, break, everything is right here on the steering wheel. 602 00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:31,233 A crippled monkey could drive this thing. Really. Which, you just might be. 603 00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:38,941 Hey man, I think we are in a 35. 604 00:59:38,975 --> 00:59:41,177 Do not be such a pussy. Okay pussy? 605 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,044 What? 606 00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:45,514 I am an excellent driver. 607 00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:48,284 So how did you get the name Lucky? 608 00:59:48,317 --> 00:59:52,288 Well the first time I dove off the Belle Isle bridge. And the second time I 609 00:59:52,321 --> 00:59:59,295 rode myself straight down an exit ramp. Swerving bitches. 610 00:59:59,328 --> 01:00:04,567 Then I realized I was waisting time trying to kill myself, so now I play the lottery. 611 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,136 What the fuck are you talking about? 612 01:00:07,169 --> 01:00:12,641 Because I am so goddamned Lucky! 613 01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:15,678 So what made you stop trying to... 614 01:00:15,711 --> 01:00:23,586 Oh. I had a baby. He could not talk yet, but he had this look in his eye that was thinking, 615 01:00:23,619 --> 01:00:26,055 so you are gonna off yourself today daddy? 616 01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:29,825 I could not have that little judgmental bastard outliving me. 617 01:00:29,859 --> 01:00:31,127 What the fuck? 618 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,296 Wait. So you had a kid? I thought that. I mean. 619 01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:37,700 Drugs. They have one they give you that is an injection, but it makes the dick get big, 620 01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:41,570 and the head stay small. Makes it look like an earthworm, you know? 621 01:00:41,604 --> 01:00:46,208 Viagra though, now that is a very good drug. A very good drug. 622 01:00:46,242 --> 01:00:51,781 Do not get your hopes up though. These are not magical boner beans. 623 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:54,183 Yeah. I do not. I do not know if I could... 624 01:00:54,216 --> 01:01:02,058 Well look, there is only one way to find out. Just make sure you are with somebody. Not me. 625 01:01:05,127 --> 01:01:12,802 Oh. I am so glad to be back here. That guy is a psycho. 626 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:17,139 Well, maybe, but at least he is still in the game. 627 01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:19,175 Sorta. 628 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:24,747 So how much do you need? 629 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:26,682 Oh. No, man. 630 01:01:26,715 --> 01:01:32,254 I am giving you the money. But, this is it. I mean it Ross. 631 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:34,090 Hey, you cannot afford to. 632 01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:37,126 I am going back to work. 633 01:01:38,694 --> 01:01:42,198 Thanks man. I will not let you down. 634 01:01:42,231 --> 01:01:50,239 Well, the humiliation does not stop here man. You are gonna have to help write the check. 635 01:01:53,742 --> 01:02:02,251 Oh baby you, got what I need. But, you say he is just a friend. 636 01:02:02,284 --> 01:02:06,188 You say he is just a friend. 637 01:02:07,289 --> 01:02:08,190 Hello? 638 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:09,959 Hey man. I am coming over. 639 01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:12,995 Okay. Sounds good. Bye. 640 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:24,974 It says handicapped. Tell him it says handicapped. Morey. 641 01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:26,842 That is a handicapped spot. 642 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:30,246 Jerk. 643 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:35,284 Oh. I am sorry. I did not realize. 644 01:02:38,854 --> 01:02:42,858 Control your bitch, Morey. 645 01:03:13,756 --> 01:03:17,993 Mr. Adair, hey, I am so sorry about the interruption. No, I apologize. 646 01:03:18,027 --> 01:03:20,729 It is Nicks first day, so. 647 01:03:20,763 --> 01:03:23,866 No. The information you gave is more than enough. Yeah uh huh. 648 01:03:23,899 --> 01:03:32,107 Just leave the application blank, and um make sure you sign it. Okay. 649 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:39,516 Here at South Beach Cash, your word is gold. Bye now. 650 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:41,484 South Beach Cash? 651 01:03:41,518 --> 01:03:46,088 Yeah. It is. Sound legit, Right? 652 01:03:46,121 --> 01:03:53,162 Welcome to the pleasure dome. Uh, it is great to have you here man, um, beers later? 653 01:03:53,195 --> 01:03:56,832 We are gonna be at Triple C with some of the Tigers bench. 654 01:03:56,865 --> 01:04:03,473 So you fill out clients applications for them? You also refinance dead people? 655 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,408 Every once in a while. 656 01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:06,976 I was kidding. 657 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:10,447 Well, just to start with, I mean, uh, I thought we would have a few months 658 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:16,885 to syphon off Mickeys old clients. But he switched off the spigot within a week. 659 01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:19,955 This is evil. 660 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:21,424 Everybody else is doing it. 661 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,559 Mickey is not. 662 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:26,395 The money is going to go somewhere, right? Why not here? 663 01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:28,431 Where are you getting your leads? 664 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:33,503 Do not ask. So, let us get you a desk. Get you started. 665 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:37,940 I will fire Nick Kahn right now. 666 01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:39,208 I will have to think about it. 667 01:04:39,241 --> 01:04:42,545 That is fine. I will fire him on Tuesday. 668 01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:43,747 Huh. 669 01:04:43,779 --> 01:04:53,122 Oh shit. Uh, I should jump on this. Uh, see you tonight? 670 01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:55,558 Yes. I can assure you this is a secure line. 671 01:04:55,592 --> 01:05:00,996 We just need your social security number so we can, uh, so we can get you approved. 672 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:28,857 See you later. 673 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:31,387 Oh, Come on. Come on. 674 01:06:44,032 --> 01:06:52,040 Come on. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 675 01:06:53,108 --> 01:06:55,110 FUCK! 676 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,354 FUCK! 677 01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:13,028 FUCK! 678 01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:13,409 Adam, you are very late. Where is van? 679 01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:15,545 That van is a piece of shit. 680 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:16,345 You think this is so? 681 01:10:16,378 --> 01:10:20,315 Yes! I think this is so, goddammit! 682 01:10:20,349 --> 01:10:23,251 You are acting like child. I did nothing wrong. 683 01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,589 Hey, hey. Is this what you do? You swoop in to buck up the paralyzed, 684 01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:32,495 because you have nothing else? Your life is so empty that you decide you want to fill it with 685 01:10:32,528 --> 01:10:37,467 massaging and wiping the asses of the feeble? 686 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,669 This is unacceptable. 687 01:10:39,702 --> 01:10:46,274 This is. This is unacceptable. You are pathetic! 688 01:10:46,308 --> 01:10:49,311 I quit. 689 01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,715 Good. 690 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,558 Oh my god. 691 01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:38,594 I am fine. Just get me to the bed. 692 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:44,801 Okay. Alright, um. Oh, jeez. 693 01:11:59,549 --> 01:12:01,551 Okay. 694 01:12:45,661 --> 01:12:52,602 Are you sure you are alright? 695 01:12:52,635 --> 01:12:57,305 I am never gonna walk again am I? 696 01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:02,310 Oh, come on, kiddo. You heard what the doctor said. 697 01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:09,351 Dad. Please. 698 01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:28,671 No. You are not. I am sorry son. Oh. I am so very sorry. 699 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:54,030 Oh, Adam. 700 01:14:10,746 --> 01:14:13,749 Oh, god. 701 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:22,825 Thousands of runners turned out this morning for the annual Detroit Free Press marathon. 702 01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:26,863 I got up this morning, and I felt good, which sometimes that is scary. Because you 703 01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:29,999 do not want to feel too good too early, and I did not move into first until we turned 704 01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:35,171 that corner, you know. I mean 25 1/2, 26 miles trailing, and there we go, so 705 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:39,041 you never know what is gonna happen until you put it all on the line. 706 01:14:39,075 --> 01:14:43,045 I got married this year. I had a baby, and this is just a great topper. 707 01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:45,915 I am a little emotional, but I am excited, and I am happy. 708 01:14:45,948 --> 01:14:46,916 A lot of happy people. 709 01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:48,484 Absolutely. 710 01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:55,858 And exhausted people I am sure. But congratulations to all who participated. 711 01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:52,768 Do it. Do it! 712 01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:33,876 You have alway been patient with me, and I have gave you nothing in return. 713 01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:44,753 Honey? Well, I never expected any... 714 01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:55,798 I know. I know. I am just. I am just saying thanks is all. 715 01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:16,352 Sweet boy. 716 01:19:21,525 --> 01:19:27,296 Oh, hey. I noticed your jams are all dinged up. We can widen the door frames if you want us to. 717 01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:29,466 You will not always be hitting them with the chair. 718 01:19:29,499 --> 01:19:30,433 Yeah, that would be great. 719 01:19:30,467 --> 01:19:32,902 Did you decide on a color for the bedroom? 720 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:39,008 Oh shit, uh yeah. Hey, uh, ma. 721 01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:40,142 What? 722 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:44,947 Hey, uh, you wanna pick out a color for the bedroom? 723 01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,417 What? Your bedroom? 724 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,818 Ma. Keep it manly. 725 01:19:49,852 --> 01:19:52,321 Manly, alright. 726 01:19:52,354 --> 01:19:55,391 Sabertooth. Palomino Saddle. 727 01:19:55,425 --> 01:20:00,463 Palomino saddle. Ma, why not you just make it the color of your shirt? 728 01:20:00,497 --> 01:20:02,064 This is fun. 729 01:20:02,097 --> 01:20:02,998 You two have fun. 730 01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:04,133 Thank you. 731 01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:05,468 Uh huh, you are welcome. 732 01:20:05,502 --> 01:20:07,036 You are dead. 733 01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:12,841 Hey kiddo, look here. I rigged something up for you. Put that on your hand. 734 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:16,378 That way you can get a grip on your razor if you are shaving, 735 01:20:16,413 --> 01:20:20,816 and I do not know turn it upside down, and use a pen, paintbrush, whatever. 736 01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:21,984 Thanks, dad. 737 01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:23,819 Yeah. Want a beer? 738 01:20:23,852 --> 01:20:24,954 Hey, yeah. I would love a beer. 739 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,923 No beers for you until you are done with your chores. 740 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:32,061 Chores. Who does chores? 741 01:20:32,094 --> 01:20:35,097 Did they already give you one of those in rehab? 742 01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:42,104 Yeah, but uh this one is better. Hey, Ross. 743 01:20:42,137 --> 01:20:43,406 Yeah? 744 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:47,042 Come here. 745 01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:48,777 Bow to me bitch. 746 01:20:48,811 --> 01:20:53,816 Actually hurt my hand. What is going on down there? Boner? 747 01:21:30,986 --> 01:21:40,062 I was, uh, I was angry, and disrespectful. And, you treated me like a person. 748 01:21:40,095 --> 01:21:46,536 And, I treated you like, you know, like I used to treat a lot of people. 749 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:50,607 But you are. You are really special, you know and you are kind, and you are generous. 750 01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:56,912 Oh, okay. Blah. Blah. Blah. What is point? 751 01:21:56,945 --> 01:22:01,850 I intend on becoming fully independent. I am having the entire house redone 752 01:22:01,884 --> 01:22:10,859 just for that purpose. But, being independent means I need you. 753 01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:26,175 Just come back. Please. 754 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:32,314 Okay. I come back. But now I am busy. 755 01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:39,355 Alright, but only two days a week. No, three. Independence. 756 01:23:47,089 --> 01:23:50,025 Hey, Mickey. 757 01:23:50,058 --> 01:23:54,129 Adam. You gonna invited me in? 758 01:23:54,163 --> 01:24:01,036 Uh. Yeah. Yeah. No of course. Come in. 759 01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:09,211 I uh, grew up around here. My old man owned a bar on, uh, Seven mile and Woodward. 760 01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:11,046 The joint was doing alright for about 10 years, 761 01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:14,149 and then the hookers moved in, and the vice squad shut him down. 762 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:17,454 Yeah I uh, I heard the stories. 763 01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:21,356 Hey, you wanna see my socks.? Look at that. 764 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,225 Huh? 765 01:24:23,258 --> 01:24:25,294 You like mine? 766 01:24:25,327 --> 01:24:27,095 Oh. 767 01:24:27,129 --> 01:24:30,232 Ah. It is all over my sock. Gross. 768 01:24:30,265 --> 01:24:34,136 How come you have not been returning my calls? 769 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:43,378 Um, I did not know what to say. You know even if I did come back to work. 770 01:24:43,413 --> 01:24:47,550 My performance would be non- existent. 771 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,751 No. I do not believe that. 772 01:24:48,785 --> 01:24:55,123 I do not need the money, if that is what this is about. 773 01:24:55,157 --> 01:24:58,393 I have no idea what it is you deal with on a daily basis. 774 01:24:58,428 --> 01:25:03,633 But, what I do know is that you bring a lot of valuable intangibles to the company. 775 01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:06,503 You can hang a zero for production for all I care, Adam. 776 01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:12,542 But, you have no idea of the impact that you make on the people arouund the office. 777 01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:14,243 Thank you. 778 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:22,552 As unfortunate as your accident was, at least you are alive for the next opportunity. 779 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:26,121 Your job will be waiting for you. When you are ready for it. 780 01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:30,593 I uh, did work pretty hard for that promotion. 781 01:25:30,627 --> 01:25:36,466 Oh, no. No. No. That is gone. Cannot have a team without a leader. 782 01:25:36,499 --> 01:25:42,438 If another director spot opens up eventually, and if you decide to come back, 783 01:25:42,472 --> 01:25:47,309 I have no doubt that it will be yours. 784 01:25:47,342 --> 01:25:51,280 Well, um. I will think about it. 785 01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:53,315 Hmm. 786 01:25:53,616 --> 01:25:58,454 No. No. I will get the door. 787 01:25:58,488 --> 01:26:06,496 Hey, uh. Thanks, Mickey. I mean it. 788 01:26:20,275 --> 01:26:22,244 Yevgeniya. Doorbell. 789 01:26:22,277 --> 01:26:25,280 Adam this is obvious. 790 01:26:38,226 --> 01:26:44,232 Hello, stranger. I get coat. 791 01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,353 Adam, I just did not... 792 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:08,390 You do not need to apologize. 793 01:27:16,699 --> 01:27:25,708 I am ashamed about what I did. Will you forgive me? 794 01:27:41,958 --> 01:27:49,164 You know, I uh, I hated you for a long time. 795 01:27:54,470 --> 01:28:04,480 And I thought about it, and if, if this had happened to you, 796 01:28:04,514 --> 01:28:09,485 I would not have stuck around. 797 01:28:53,596 --> 01:28:54,430 Woah. 798 01:29:00,603 --> 01:29:03,606 How are we on time? 799 01:29:06,042 --> 01:29:07,242 Um. 800 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:13,950 23 minutes. 801 01:29:13,983 --> 01:29:14,984 And? 802 01:29:18,588 --> 01:29:21,557 You tell me. 803 01:29:35,905 --> 01:29:37,874 We have lift off. 804 01:29:37,907 --> 01:29:38,674 Really? 805 01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:39,709 Uh Hmm. 806 01:29:58,127 --> 01:30:00,328 Oh my god. 807 01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:43,005 Is it in? 808 01:30:43,039 --> 01:30:51,013 Yeah. How does it feel? 809 01:30:51,047 --> 01:30:58,688 Good. And you? 810 01:30:58,721 --> 01:31:01,724 I feel wonderful. 811 01:32:00,483 --> 01:32:02,485 Hey. 812 01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:04,820 Hey. 813 01:32:06,822 --> 01:32:09,825 I gotta run. 814 01:32:10,993 --> 01:32:12,495 Christine? 815 01:32:12,528 --> 01:32:14,897 Yeah? 816 01:32:14,931 --> 01:32:18,935 Um. It is not gonna work. 817 01:32:30,012 --> 01:32:38,020 Last night. It. It was the first time in a long time that I felt good about myself. 818 01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:53,035 Being with a quadriplegic is not going to make you a better person. 819 01:32:53,069 --> 01:32:56,872 I am sorry. 820 01:32:56,906 --> 01:32:59,909 Me too. 821 01:34:24,193 --> 01:34:25,294 You are late. 822 01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:28,330 Sorry. It will not happen again. 823 01:36:21,749 --> 01:36:26,749 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org