It seems like only yesterday the party would go on forever
but in just 12 short months,
the place known as americas spring break capital
has become a virtual ghost town
who can forget the devastating attack on lake victoria, that left scores
of people dead, and a community in shock
and who could have guessed that this hell on earth would be rocked
by a species of Piranha believed extinct for the last 2 million years
a massive eradication program has left these waters
teeming with life
silent and dead
after a massive exous that left most property abandoned
the local econemy fell into ruin
lake victoria is now a quarantine area
only weeds grow on the beaches where thousands once soaked up the sun
and the only boats that remain, are dusty relics littering the shoreline
as we look back on the anniversary of this tragic event
were left to wonder, if it happened here
can it happen again.
and if so,
where?
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Sarah
- Sarah... hollering aint gonna do you a damn bit of good
i got my foot stuck in a rut
there she is right there
is she dead?
thats a big old cow aint it...
yeah she took second place at county last year
what the hell... theres somethin laying on her belly
shine the light on the belly see whats going on
theres something in there...
holy flying babyshit
damn piece of crap
i think i got a lighter
that smell would knock a buzzard off a dump truck
fudge, thats the gassiest damn cow i ever seen
ahh... shit shit shit
Carl
carl, get away
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hey, its time to get wet again
comeon down. our lifeguards are hot, single, and ready to party
with someone like you
so if you wanna cool off, comeon down to the hottest hole in town
3 words for you... the big wet
and remember, double D swims free
oh boy, hold on... cut it
hey
hi
ive got to cut something off at the pass
here you go, keep them wet
and are you guys friends of someone?
Maddie...
get over here and give your step dad a hug
Chet, tell me you did not fire our old lifeguards and replace them with...
strippers
water certified strippers...
really... more than that pumpkin
unbelievable. listen, before your sweet momma died, god rest her soul
she made me promise her
to keep this waterpark running
and im just gonna make sure that
i provide for you aswell as she did
im your daddy now
were so lucky to have each other
wow ched, sometimes i really think you beleive whats comign out of your mouth
baby doll you are gonna love this...
adult pool, go ahead
we are gonna make bank on this
what do you think? i think this is a very expensive joke
worlds first strip bar at a waterpark
thats a stroke of genious, franchising baby
no no no no, oh dont worry about that
install a little extra chlorine
and sulphuric acid in the pool it sanitises everything
hey kiki
why dont you get your shapely ass out of the pool
russian..shes a doctor
now keep your eyes over there, on the flat screen T.V
i call this the cooch cam... but im open to suggestions
check it out
thats disgusting.-do not touch it - im getting rid of it
thats not your call
dont you forget that im still half owner of this place
ohh... is that right?
raise your hand if you own 51 %...
of this... waterpark
now raise your hand if you have 49 % minority on it...
thats you
hey
hey maddie
how are you... whats new?
well, this is the summer. shall we finally abstain from abstinence
shes afraid to have sex because her cousin gave birth to a flipper baby
stop it
that didnt happen
here he comes
the boy whos going to pop her cherry
he just doesnt know it yet
hey maddie
what do you think of all the new changes around here?
Josh, meet me at the lake
alright, see yah, cool
what am i? the last guy to know your back? - hi...
how are you?... i missed you
oh me too. bet you wish you were still in grad school for the summer huh?
i cant believe what cheds done ...i know
this place is everything to me
working here... hanging out. i know
i miss those moments too
so look, now that your back...
hey you guys, are you sure thats such a good idea?
there better not be any underage drinking going on here
here you go pal
come on man
im on duty
cant be drinking
you got fireworks...
indecent exposure...
probable drugs...
definite drugs
i might just have to write you up
i dont see what he has, that i dont have...
6 inches and a badge?
i heard you were back in town, so i figured id stop by and say hey
and i feel i should say something about the last time we talked
no, you dont have to
long distance relationships... there weird
your back now
- for the summer
should be an interesting summer
i..ahh..im still on duty so...
ok - welcome back
i had fun at the party tonight. - yeah me too
i love the water
its uhh... really wet
what are you thinking about?
nothing much
hey, lets take off all our clothes and go swimming
uhh... ok cool, sure
turn around...
Shelby?
Shelby!
you coming in or what? yeah im coming
no funny stuff ok
you want some of this...
you want some? your not supposed to splash me back
what? ...i just felt something against me
is that you?
what are you talking about?
ow, what are you doing?
i didnt... well whatever it is, i dont like it
i didnt do anything
shelby, where are you going?
im cold im getting out
you have to do it
ok fine
dear lord
come on ok. dear lord
please forgive us for what we are about to do
we both know that having relations before marriage is
a sin, but
we know that we will be forgiven
for it because...
were praying about it
- Amen. - Amen.
you can fuck me now - amen
ohh
look at this
you like that?
mine... aha, dont make me cuff the other 1
were moving travis... i know.
no, look you idiot
Ashley, are you ok?
the waters coming in, shit
give me the key for the cuff
ugh, it must have fallen out
find it now
where is it... shit shit shit damn it
key for the damn cuff...
i should go for help
no. - i cant see anything
im sorry - Ashley!
hit the light and keep looking
im scared... what are you doing? get over here
Ashley.
im gonna get some help
get back here
what are you doing?
Ashley!
Travis!
theres something in the water
help...
anybody...
ashley
Ashley!
travis... come on are you there?
Travis!
Ashley!
oh my god
oh my...
help
please, is anybody out there anybody...
im sorry i just... no its cool
i dont mind hanging out
oh no its not you, its just that...
do you think ashleys prettier than me?
no
most guys do
yeah well i..ive never been into girl with big breasts
welcome back maddie
Dave.
yoh man, what the fuck you doing?
the hole where the water comes out...
oh god man
shes so wet...
hey shelby
have you seen ashley or travis? neither one of them punched in this morning
no, i havent seen either of them
i dont know. just a sec
you ok? i just feel a little weird
here let me help you no im fine
you ok?
look who has morning sickness
nice work papa
nobody was inside shel
im sure there fine
probably just shaken up and
scared there gonna get in trouble
comeon ash
pick up
hey... its ash leave a message shit
call me
is there anywhere else they might have gone?
no, umm
im just gonna go
Ashleys my best friend
i mean...
i know shes kind of a slut
she stole one of my ex boyfriends, and
im pretty sure she stole
a pair of ear rings my grandmother gave me before she died
but... we were like sisters
what is that?
Oh my god
we have to get off this thing right now. hurry
come on Shelby.
quick comeon ive got you
quickly
lets go, were almost there
careful
no no no
come back Shelby.
come here
come this way quick your going to have to jump
Come on you have to jump
i cant jump from here
quit it
lets go
ive got you
what is this thing
Maddie...
what the fuck is that?
oh shit
is that a fucking Piranha?
my father worked construction on carson dam
they found fossils like this
when they first broke ground he gave me this on my 8th birthday
im telling you man, it was a Piranha howd it get from lake victoria to our lake?
thats what weve got to find out
what? look at us
the cop and the marine biologist
im sorry, it just sounds like a shitty sitcom
the cop and the marine biologist
your still wet
a little yeah
will you ask coony to open the door
Kyle, open the door
yoh man
thats funny, dick
who are you?
why are you here?
im sorry, we saw you on youtube...
you and 11 million 486 other people
i have 700 more hits than the laughing diarrhea baby
we need your expertees mr goodman
why?
we think there back...
false lake isnt even connected
to lake Victoria
the piranha must be migrating through underground lakes and rivers
ive studied this specimen for
almost a year
i think you might find this interesting
can i get some help here
ok
this is galvanised steel
like ordinary household plumbing
there we go
aha, now for some incentive
no no no, not the frog
sorry they sold out of puppys this morning
now, i think this is quite resourceful, watch
now its got something to grab
its a frog
Barry, are you crazy?
you almost lost a hand
i had a pet frog once
uhh
can you give me...?
really?-now to check on some data - what were you thinking?
these Piranha spent eons
living in underground lakes
full of sulphur dioxide
from all the geo thermal activity
thats how they come back to spawn
they followed the wrong lake somehow? - yes
problem is sulphur dioxide
is probably released during the treatment of chlorinated water
so its conceivable
that the fish could become confused and try to enter man made drainage systems
especially with an abundance of backyard pools
our waterpark drains directly into false lake. thats the equivalent of like a thousand swimming pools
that would be a very bad thing
did you tell anyone that this could happen?
i tried, unfortunately i lost some credibility after my last book
that foretold plague of dreadful walking fish
oh thats right
you wrote the fish walk among us i love that book
its really great why thank you
kindred spirit
thanks
Barry.
you ah... you read a marine biology book?
i wanted to see what you were so interested in
look guys, we have to check the drains and the outflow pipe into the lake tonight
i can get a dive team up here from tempy by tomorrow
no its too late, the waterpark opens tomorrow, that place is going to be packed
if the fish are gettign through the drain system
that would make lake victoria look like an appetizer
guys weve got to get out there right now
thankyou so much for your help mr Goodman.
oh thank you
thank you sir, an honour
be well, alright
aha... 11 million 888 hits
take that laughing diarrhea baby
2 local teens, ashley sorby and travis mitchell
were reported missing this morning after there van was pulled out of cross lake
thanks for letting me stay here
its totally cool
how you feeling?
a little better
you dont seem any better
hey what is it?
just the stress of the whole ashley thing
make love to me
please...
right now?
please josh
i think something is really wrong with me
if i dont get better, i dont want to die a virgin
please josh, i want it to be with you
cum inside me
cum inside me, ill do whatever you say after that
the outflow pipe leads directly to the waterpark, ive got to check them out
you considered how bat shit crazy this is right?
i got to take a look, ill be quick
umm, look, about what i was trying to say last night...
are you coming in? cos i could really use a spotter
i mean... if your... its ok
no no no, im not scared its just
umm, cant swim
you work at a waterpark and you cant swim?
ding ding. what about all the beach partys in high school
the partys at the park... never?
oh my god barry, i totally would have taught you how to swim
yeah i know, you seemed kind of busy at the time
not a big deal.
toss me that flashlight
yes i know
thats what i said alright ill find you
are you sure you want to do this?... no
you uhh..you let her go in there alone?
fuck off Kyle!
oh yes... Barry cant swim
Maddie... - Maddie!
swim Maddie
get out of the way, get back
are you ok?
i think so
dont worry, i wont break
im sorry. its ok, its ok
its good, go on oh god shelby, look at me
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somethings wrong
no somethings wrong - almost there
what the fuck is on my dick...
ohh... oh my god
Josh!
im feeling a little better now
Josh, Josh.
Josh.
i think i had an accident
Josh.
josh what are you doing?
oh my god
Josh.
Josh!
what the hell did you do to me?
ohh... you almost going 70 back there buddy
dont you have somewhere else better to be, like boning my step daughter?
ill get to that, first things first
your all good,
for now oh your looking for a raise?
with any luck, your little theme parks going to take off and i wont have
to live off a deputys salary forever so, we good here?
yeah, did you check those airflow pipes at the lake?
Maddie did. nearly got herself killed
what about the grates... they still intact?
should be good, unless theres another way into the park?
like that bootleg well you drilled - dont you worry about that
i do worry ched
im the one protecting your unlaweful ass
let me tell you something. why dont you worry about keeping maddie and johny law off my ass alright
ill take care of my waterpark
have a nice night deputy
you too ched
ohh by the way... what in the hells this?
i told you, you were speeding - are you shittin me?
just doing my job
weird crooked cop
what a night huh...
do umm...
you and kyle, you guys getting back together or...
no definetly not
i dont think so, probably not
you showed real decisiveness on that one, you know that right?
i kinda did, didnt i
Josh cut off his penis because somethig came out of my vagina
should be coming to shortly, so the nurse is going to take you guys back there
you guys can probably go. josh is still sedated
and im going to stick around to get a statement
ill let you guys know if i find anything out ok
hows shelby? shes not making a whole lot of sense right now
but ill keep an eye on her too
how about you? you alright?
im pretty tired. get some rest and ill call you
aww that is so sad
come to bed hoffy, its nappy time
im rochelle im dawn
right
yeah lets party
welcome to Rock Bottom.
wait
i dont know if i can do this
all you got to do is baby steps
just little baby steps
what the hell you talking about baby steps for?
incase you havent noticed, fish ate my damn legs
i hate the water, i hate it
remember what dr smith said, this is all about our road to recovery
well start out with a harmeless little kiddy pool
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whats the worst that can happen? couple of kids wizzin thats all
kids wizzin?
i can handle that
im not afraid of some punk ass water
i cant
dont worry about it, we'll figure out somethig else
no its weak, dump me in the water
what? you heard what i said...
get behind the chair, grab the handles, and dump my sorry ass in the water
the way parents toss their kids into the pool when they want them to swim
isnt a bad idea. ok i can do this
1... 2... stop
ok right what happened?
whyd you stop?
you said to stop... no dont listen to my pussy ass mouth
no matter what i say, dump me in the water
ok got it. not going to listen to your pussy ass mouth
i mean, you dont have a pussy ass mouth, im just saying... dump me in the water
ok here we go, 1... 2...3
aww shit no no, i changed my mind
no no no, your going in. - i changed my mind, i dont want to go in the water
your going in. - no i dont want to go in
your going in
hey, leave him alone. no he wants to go in
no the hell i do, i dont want to go in
whats wrong with you? dont push that poor legless stump into the pool
yeah thast right, dont dump this poor legless stump in the pool
ok you know what... your going to go into the water
no i dont want to go
not cool man. im not afraid of some punk ass water
not cool at all
ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls
hot moms of all ages. welcome to the big wet
and now, the moment youve all been waiting for
they most famous lifeguard of all time
who wants to party with the hoff? welcome
David Hasselhoff.
there he is
david hasselhoff - ladies
ladies, if you play your cards right
you might get some private mouth to mouth resuscitation
alright, without any further adieu
lets all get wet... and... wild
i knew it
what are you doing back here maddie?
i saw this when i was taking inventory but didnt think to ask why it was here ...untill now
we pump our own water now, fuck the utilities right...
you cant fill this waterpark off a well
its not a standard well
we drilled down a whole lot further, hit an underwater lake
we got enough water to last us till kingdom come
you have no idea what youve done - oh sure i do
i got us a nice fat profit
you dont understand... you could be pumping piranha straight through the intake pipes
Maddy, hôm nay là ngày khai truong.
maddie
its opening day, i have shelled out 100 thousand dollars
and you want me to close shop because there might be piranha in the pipe?
what else?
ghosts... boogeyman... sharks... snakes
your laughable, laughable
come on kid
youve been watching too many movies little girl. you should read romance novels
are we done? i got work to do
mommy i got bit
let me see
oh honey you just scraped yourself on something, go tell a lifeguard hell get you a bandaid
no mom it was a piranha - it was not piranha
there are too many people talking about piranh, now scoot
hello... hello
hey - hey
i got bit y a piranha
whats your name kid? - David.
David.
thats pretty cool, that my name too David.
what... whats this?
its an autograph - can i just have a bandaid?
wait a minute, you dont know who i am?... no
you never saw baywatch?
running in slow motion...
how about night rider?
the talking car... anaconda 3, jekyll and hyde on broadway
mr Hasselhoff. hey back off toro im talking to my main man here huh
you really have no idea who i am?
yeah... your a lifeguard and i need a bandaid
can i get a bandaid for my main man david here please
spongebob... im just going to get a bandaid somewhere else
im a lifeguard
i saw a fish
in the splash pool, i know this is crazy but it was a piranha like the ones on the news i swear to god
hey... everyone out of the pool
you have to get them out of the pool right now
hey... no running
game over ched, we gotta shut the waterfront down right now
what part of no fucking way dont you hear?
a woman saw a piranha in the splash pool
did you see it?
did you see it... no but... youve got nothing thats what but
im evacuating this waterfront weather you like it or not
Maddie maddie maddie
cheds right, your just going to cause more panic
im sorry... whos side are you on?
im on the side of being calm, now lets just go check things out ok
you dont believe me, im the one who called you, and you dont fucking believe me
come on kids get out of the pool, please get out of the water
i cant...
i cant let you do that
let go of me... what the fuck you doing? let her go
what you going to do shark boy, huh?
pump me with your fucking trident
im going to give you a little piece of advice buddy, your going to need a bigger one
come on, go
can you believe it? there back. they find you, they always find you
no matter where you go
bring me my legs
titanium mother fuckers
eat this
i hate the water, i hate the fish
help me, help
hey people are dying, your a lifeguard, do something
im not a lifeguard, never was one
help me help me lifeguard...
theres still kids going down slides. once these idiots get out of the water
its not as if the fish are going to follow them home
help me
you went back in the water...
you little ginger mong. mitch, your a lifeguard mitch
holy fuck
im getting old
i made a rescue
i actually made a rescue
can you put me down now...
Ched
you see them, do you seem them now?
we got to drain the pools
Barry, Barry.
i need you to go to the pump house and force drain the pool
its easy, your leavers are down, you push them straight up
ok ok got it
i want you to know whatever happens, ive loved you since 7th grade
i always will
i thought you were gay?
i gotta get out of here, its not my fault
what the fuck... get off me
hey no
come over here please man look at my ass
holy shit - whatever it is, just get it out
ok this is gonna hurt alright, you ready? 1... 2...
ahh fuck - comeon we got to get to the pump
sorry kid
its not my fault
ok listen to me, i need you to get all the first aid supplies and bring them outside
you got it?... go
i need first aid fuck
Maddie
come here, help me
i didnt know, i promise you i didnt know
what are you talking about? the well ched promised me 35 % of the profits
if i turned a blind eye. just help me, get me out of here
i didnt know that... kyle please
please just help me help me
i cant do this
no no no dont...
please help me
wheres maddie? shes gone, i couldnt save her
Maddie
be a man kyle, be a man be a man kyle
this was a bad idea
Barry.
save her life kyle save her life
being a hero
i got you, oh my god get out of the pool
Maddie
nobody munches on daves ass bitch
adios bastardos
how the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?
with the money i saved on socks
hello... maddie
your not going to believe this
i was right
there elvolving, there learning to walk
yeah, i know
David!
David, get away from that thing
mom its ok, there slow on land
oh my god, somebody
little... ginger... moron
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