Dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
This is totally gross, you know.
I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card
to force us to pick up road kill.
So what?
We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job.
We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it.
Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo,
so come on man. Up high!
Ugh, fine.
I still think you're enjoying this too much.
Dude, I think we've picked everything up.
Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it.
Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart,
you could at least warn me!
Dude it's not me - look!
Aw, skunk!
Wait, skunk?
Dude, Bingo!
Bingo?
- Bingo, bingo! - Bingo!
Bingo-
Rigby, you ok?
Watch it, watch it!
What the heck, man?
You guys think you could walk up to a guy in broad daylight
and mug him without him fighting back?
We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!
I was taking a nap!
In the middle of the road?
Oh, who are you, Mr. King Sand Man,
telling people where they can and cannot sleep?
Sorry, we thought you were dead.
We were just excited.
We though we got a bingo.
So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo?
What king of sick game is that?
It's--our boss made us--
well, OK, look, no bingo. No bingo.
Well, how do I get rid of this smell?
You think you just get to turn it off?
No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you.
Come on dude, don't be a jerk. Tell me how to get rid of this.
Oh, I'm a jerk?
You don't know what I am.
Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!
Let him go!
Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were roadkill!
Now get lost!
You two are disguisting. I'm outta here!
Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!
Yeah right. Figure it out for yourself!
What?
What am I gonna do now?
I don't know dude.
But we've got to get that smell off you. It reeks.
Don't tell me about how I smell. I know it reeks!
You don't think I know it reeks?
What was that?
What did that thing do to me?
Dude, we've got to find Skips .
That was a were-skunk.
What?
Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know.
What, what do I do?
This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray.
You could try taking a shower.
Or if that doesn't work coffee will dehydrate you
and draw some of the smell out, maybe.
Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come On!
You think you're so smart, don't you?
Oh look at me, I'm Skips, I know everything 'cause I'm so old,
let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way.
Well, you know what I think?
You don't know nothing, You don't know nothing!
Dude, that wasn't me!
Skips, I'm sorry!
Forget it, it's fine
But you better get changed back soon.
Because once the transformation is complete,
you won't wanna change back.
What are you doing here?
There's no way you got a bingo that fast.
What happened?
Rigby got sprayed by a were-skunk.
A what?!
Look, we don't have time. We have to get him cleaned up.
Fine.
But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work.
You still have to fill out that bingo card.
Dude, I looked all over the internet.
We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work.
Dude, did it work? Come on, come out.
I used everything, man: the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne and the deodorant.
Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work.
Did you lather, rinse and repeat?
Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated. I used the whole bottle!
What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?
Mordecai, I'm sorry!
Just try and take it easy, OK?
I'm sorry.
Look, we should go to the coffee shop .
Just relax.
I'm going to go get you a coffee, OK? Relax.
Hey guys-- gals.
I need a coffee for Rigby - quick.
What's wrong?
He got sprayed by a were-skunk.
Oh, no!
What are you guys doing here, then?
We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know.
Oh no, poor guy.
I'm going to go take him a coffee.
Hey, Rigby.
It's about time.
Well? Did it work?
Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?
Fine!
Did it work?
No! It was just really hot.
You think this is funny?!
Well, I don't think it's funny.
This is my life you're laughing at.
Rigby, stop. Stop!
Rigby, you're scaring me!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!
Rigby, wait!
Where you at, skunk?
Skunk, come out!
I know you're in there.
What? Oh. It's you.
What are you doing here?
You have to tell me how to get rid of this.
Why would I do that?
I'm a huge jerk, remember?
I'm sorry. You're not a jerk.
Please, just tell me how to stop this.
Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town.
Always getting dirty looks, people yellin' at ya,
everyone hatin' ya 100% of the time.
Nah, with you as a skunk things won't be so bad.
All that negative attention won't fall just on me.
It'll fall on you, too.
We'll split it, fifty-fifty, partner!
No!
Tell me, tell me how to end this, tell me!
It's pineapple juice!
But it's too late anyway.
The transformation's already started
- partner!
What the heck?
There's the pineapple juice!
Come on, come on!
Ahh... it's not working!
Come on, you didn't think I'd tell ya what the real cure was, did you?
It's not pineapple juice.
I was just stalling ya so you'd run out of time.
Don't worry-
once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back.
Rigby! Rigby!
Dude, open the door!
It's too late - he's my friend now!
Rigby, I've figured it out - tomato paste.
The cure is tomato paste!
Don't worry, it's almost over,
and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties
at this park for the rest of eternity!
You think you could stop me
from splittin' my pain with your friend?
You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'!
You're right, I can't stop it. But Rigby can.
Split this.
We did it! Yeah!
Yeah, we did it, yeah!
Thank... you.
He still counts as a skunk, right?
Totally counts as a skunk.
Bingo! Bingo!