1 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:18,616 Yeah! Finally done! 2 00:00:18,616 --> 00:00:20,497 Dude. Celebration hug? 3 00:00:20,497 --> 00:00:21,567 Yeah, man! 4 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:24,509 AWW! SICK! 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,660 Dude, you almost hugged me! 6 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,721 No way! You almost hugged me! 7 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:31,902 We mowed that lawn in its face! 8 00:00:31,902 --> 00:00:33,652 Yeah, dude. Let's go on break. 9 00:00:33,652 --> 00:00:35,003 Now you're talking. 10 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:36,784 Hold it! 11 00:00:39,485 --> 00:00:41,105 Nope. It's no good. 12 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:42,686 AWW, WHAT?! 13 00:00:42,686 --> 00:00:44,467 It's an inch too tall. 14 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:46,928 Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN! 15 00:00:48,038 --> 00:00:49,869 It's just one inch! 16 00:00:49,869 --> 00:00:52,040 Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this? 17 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,271 A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM! 18 00:00:55,271 --> 00:00:57,472 Lawsuit. Now get to work. 19 00:00:57,472 --> 00:00:58,782 - But... but... but... - Oh wait. 20 00:00:59,132 --> 00:01:02,264 Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired? 21 00:01:02,874 --> 00:01:04,284 That's what I thought. 22 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,146 I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy! 23 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:11,067 - No, you're not. - Yeah-huh! 24 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:12,878 I got a meatball sub I gotta eat! 25 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:14,178 My life sucks. 26 00:01:14,178 --> 00:01:17,960 Whatever. It's not like you can hire someone to do your work while you slack off. 27 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,561 "Hire someone?" 28 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,842 - Duuude! - Hey! 29 00:01:26,703 --> 00:01:28,844 Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on me. 30 00:01:29,024 --> 00:01:31,495 - What is this? - I'm gonna hire a temp. 31 00:01:31,495 --> 00:01:33,166 This sounds like a scam. 32 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,237 Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work 33 00:01:35,237 --> 00:01:36,797 and paying them a small part of my paycheck 34 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,938 while I go get a meatball sub is a scam, 35 00:01:38,938 --> 00:01:41,919 then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM! 36 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:47,402 Let me know when you want to stop wasting time. 37 00:01:48,132 --> 00:01:49,863 So, tell me a little bit about yourself. 38 00:01:50,683 --> 00:01:52,123 Uh, I like pyrotechnics. 39 00:01:55,725 --> 00:01:57,446 So, what are you good at? 40 00:01:58,096 --> 00:01:59,546 Pyrotechnics! 41 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,830 Let me guess, you like pyrotechnics. 42 00:02:07,830 --> 00:02:10,451 No, but I do like this. 43 00:02:14,712 --> 00:02:16,493 Alright, alright, that's enough! 44 00:02:19,444 --> 00:02:23,246 Man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job! 45 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:24,346 I give up! 46 00:02:29,979 --> 00:02:32,139 Well, time to find me a job! 47 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:36,361 Hey! Hey you! Come here! 48 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:37,151 What's your name? 49 00:02:37,151 --> 00:02:39,402 Name's Doug, sir. I'm looking for a job. 50 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:41,483 You've come to the right place, Doug! 51 00:02:41,623 --> 00:02:43,554 But first, tell me about yourself. 52 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,395 Well, all my life I've wanted to be somebody. 53 00:02:46,395 --> 00:02:47,966 I'm willing to do whatever it takes! 54 00:02:48,866 --> 00:02:50,817 How are you with mowing lawns? 55 00:02:50,907 --> 00:02:53,208 Well, I don't mean to be negative, 56 00:02:53,338 --> 00:02:55,549 but it looks to me like that grass is an inch too tall. 57 00:02:55,699 --> 00:02:57,740 Oh, you're good. 58 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,781 Alright, let's get you fitted to your new job! 59 00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:06,113 Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby! 60 00:03:07,864 --> 00:03:10,605 Hey dude, Benson wanted me to give you your weeks pay. 61 00:03:11,195 --> 00:03:12,515 Who's that? 62 00:03:12,515 --> 00:03:14,426 Oh, that's Doug. He's my new temp. 63 00:03:14,426 --> 00:03:16,387 What? Are you serious?! 64 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:17,567 Hey, Dougie! 65 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:19,388 Payday! 66 00:03:20,729 --> 00:03:22,710 First, I gotta cover the finder's fee! 67 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,110 Here you go. 68 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:27,231 Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid! 69 00:03:27,231 --> 00:03:29,942 Thanks Mr. Rigby! You're the best boss ever! 70 00:03:30,983 --> 00:03:32,473 You make me sick. 71 00:03:36,135 --> 00:03:38,846 Wow, this place is huge! 72 00:03:38,846 --> 00:03:40,757 Yeah, it's pretty cool. This way. 73 00:03:41,247 --> 00:03:42,447 So you'll crash here. 74 00:03:43,818 --> 00:03:44,708 On this? 75 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,829 No, no, you don't just start with the trampoline. 76 00:03:46,829 --> 00:03:48,110 You gotta pay your dues. 77 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,740 This is where you'll be sleeping. 78 00:03:50,991 --> 00:03:53,042 There's some socks in case you get cold. 79 00:03:53,072 --> 00:03:54,522 My own bed! 80 00:03:54,682 --> 00:03:57,003 Rigby...wow, Rigby. 81 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,445 If you don't mind me saying, you're the best boss I've ever had! 82 00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:01,355 You know what, Doug? 83 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,506 I think this is gonna work out just fine! 84 00:04:09,038 --> 00:04:11,329 I'm tired, I'm taking a break! 85 00:04:11,329 --> 00:04:13,160 Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys! 86 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:16,541 "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!" 87 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:18,932 Nice impression there, Mordecai! 88 00:04:18,942 --> 00:04:19,882 Listen to this one! 89 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,773 Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys! 90 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:25,104 Dude, that sounds just like him! 91 00:04:26,535 --> 00:04:27,355 What's so funny? 92 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:30,537 Dude, Doug is hilarious! Check out his impression of you! 93 00:04:30,757 --> 00:04:34,538 Hi, I'm Rigby, and I got me a meatball sub! 94 00:04:36,619 --> 00:04:38,510 I...I don't sound like that! 95 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,930 Dude, it's like, dead-on! 96 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,821 Hello, I'm, Rigby, nice to meet you! 97 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:46,413 Dude, that wasn't cool! 98 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,484 You should've seen your face! 99 00:04:48,484 --> 00:04:50,645 Dude, impressions are the lowest form of comedy. 100 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:53,426 "Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!" 101 00:04:53,476 --> 00:04:55,516 See? It's easy to copy somebody else. 102 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,248 - Yo, Doug-ay! - Hey, fellas! 103 00:05:00,148 --> 00:05:02,849 - Ready for some hoops? - Oh, you know it! 104 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,130 Uh, wait! 105 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,511 Can I come along, too? 106 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:09,722 Oh...well, it's kind of a two-on-two rematch. 107 00:05:09,722 --> 00:05:10,783 Sorry, dude. 108 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:16,345 - Cover him! - I got this fool! 109 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:18,186 Over here, over here! 110 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:19,966 From downtown! 111 00:05:20,506 --> 00:05:22,107 Boom-shaka-laka! 112 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:25,218 I could've done that. 113 00:05:27,819 --> 00:05:29,690 Hey, that's my haircut! 114 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:32,521 Two hot dogs, please. 115 00:05:32,521 --> 00:05:35,182 Yo Doug, I need some dawgs over here! 116 00:05:35,182 --> 00:05:37,033 Dogs from a dawg! 117 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:39,064 I got 'em, I got 'em! 118 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:44,276 - Way to throw 'em! - Way to catch 'em! 119 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,528 Alright, who else wants some dawgs? 120 00:05:48,738 --> 00:05:50,578 That's probably not as fun as it looks. 121 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,151 He's holding up his tail just like me! 122 00:05:57,471 --> 00:05:59,582 Dude, I love working with you, man! 123 00:05:59,582 --> 00:06:00,872 We make a great team. 124 00:06:00,872 --> 00:06:02,423 Yeah, man. That's just me. 125 00:06:02,423 --> 00:06:04,504 I love working hard, know what I'm saying? 126 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:06,305 I guess Rigby's just kinda... 127 00:06:06,465 --> 00:06:08,786 - What? - Uh, I shouldn't say anything. 128 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,046 Go ahead, You can say it! 129 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:11,647 Rigby's kinda lazy. 130 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:13,508 Yeeaah, he is! 131 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,320 Hey guys, I wanted to come by and thank you! 132 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,911 Ultimate Frisbee was a great success! 133 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:23,131 Everybody loved it! 134 00:06:23,421 --> 00:06:26,123 Kudos Mordecai! You too, Rigby. See ya! 135 00:06:26,123 --> 00:06:26,723 Later! 136 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,033 Yeah, see ya... 137 00:06:28,864 --> 00:06:29,794 Benson! 138 00:06:31,075 --> 00:06:31,795 No! 139 00:06:33,946 --> 00:06:35,556 Dude, Doug is creeping me out! 140 00:06:35,556 --> 00:06:36,827 I think I gotta fire him. 141 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:38,788 What? Doug's actually pretty cool. 142 00:06:38,788 --> 00:06:40,418 He's totally copying me! 143 00:06:40,418 --> 00:06:42,449 Dude, you're being paranoid. 144 00:06:42,449 --> 00:06:43,419 Are you kidding me? 145 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:45,130 The dark circles around his eyes, 146 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,621 the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY! 147 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:51,853 He probably has his rings around his eyes because he's working all the time! 148 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,594 Whatever man, just give me my paycheck so I can pay him to get out of here! 149 00:06:55,594 --> 00:06:57,335 Pfft, nice try. 150 00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:58,215 What are you talking about? 151 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:00,036 I gave it to you two hours ago. 152 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:03,167 - What?! Where's Doug?! - Upstairs. 153 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:05,208 That's it! He's finished! 154 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,419 DOOUG! DOUG DOUG DOUG! 155 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,860 Oh hey, Rigby. 156 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,631 Doug, give me my paycheck! 157 00:07:12,781 --> 00:07:14,812 Paycheck? Oh, you mean this one? 158 00:07:14,922 --> 00:07:16,273 Sure, take it! 159 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:20,624 Gotta cover the finder's fee! Remember? 160 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,355 Doug, this has gone too far! 161 00:07:23,415 --> 00:07:24,746 You're FIRED! 162 00:07:24,746 --> 00:07:26,677 Fired? You can't fire me! 163 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,517 This is the best job I've ever had! 164 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:31,469 I'm finally becoming somebody! Besides... 165 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:34,100 I'm more Rigby than you ever were... 166 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,671 or will be! 167 00:07:50,526 --> 00:07:52,167 I'm...Rigby! 168 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,817 NO! I'm Rigby! 169 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:54,848 Rigby! 170 00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:55,878 WHAT?! 171 00:07:57,949 --> 00:07:58,889 I'm Rigby! 172 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:00,000 No, I'm Rigby! 173 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:11,484 Yeah, I can't tell who's who. 174 00:08:11,484 --> 00:08:13,165 There's only one way to solve this. 175 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:15,246 Alright, I'm gonna have you do a couple of things 176 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:16,516 and ask some questions. 177 00:08:16,516 --> 00:08:18,517 Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby, 178 00:08:18,517 --> 00:08:21,348 and whoever doesn't - I'm calling the cops! 179 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,001 They both can't punch very hard. 180 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:31,632 They both can't take a punch. 181 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,204 Ultimate fail! 182 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:37,255 They're both horrible at video games. 183 00:08:40,116 --> 00:08:42,147 They're both equally lazy. 184 00:08:43,597 --> 00:08:46,398 Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs? 185 00:08:46,398 --> 00:08:48,709 No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon! 186 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,050 Correct. 187 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:52,361 What did Rigby get for Pops' birthday? 188 00:08:52,361 --> 00:08:53,491 Easy, nothing! 189 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,152 Oh, it's true! 190 00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:58,203 Twas the best nothing I ever received! 191 00:08:59,263 --> 00:09:01,664 - Rigby's high score in Strong John? - Three! 192 00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:04,025 - Favorite cereal? - Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters! 193 00:09:04,025 --> 00:09:06,026 Rigby's greatest fear? 194 00:09:09,488 --> 00:09:10,188 Well? 195 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,889 Amusement park mascots! 196 00:09:13,939 --> 00:09:15,480 Yep, you're Rigby! 197 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,861 Hey, dude! Celebratory hug? 198 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:20,012 Yeah, man! 199 00:09:20,942 --> 00:09:22,123 Fine, fine! 200 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,623 You guys wanna hang out with him? 201 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,734 Go ahead! See if I care! 202 00:09:25,804 --> 00:09:27,955 I just hope you think next time about 203 00:09:27,955 --> 00:09:31,556 choosing a total imposter over your best friend, Mordecai! 204 00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:32,287 Wait! 205 00:09:32,877 --> 00:09:34,568 That's Rigby! 206 00:09:34,568 --> 00:09:35,598 Huh? But- 207 00:09:35,598 --> 00:09:36,918 I knew it was you, dude. 208 00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:38,829 What?! But why didn't you say anything?! 209 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,860 Heh, I just wanted to mess with you. 210 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,201 Only the real Rigby whines that much. 211 00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:45,682 In your FACE, Doug! 212 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:48,553 Plus, the real Rigby would never hug me. 213 00:10:02,329 --> 00:10:06,520 Yeah, the perps full name is Doug "The Doppleganger" Shablowski. 214 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,991 He's been pulling this scam all over the country! 215 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:12,213 But thanks to you, he can be brought to justice! 216 00:10:12,213 --> 00:10:13,283 Here he comes! 217 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,824 Hey, hold on a sec, I got something to say. 218 00:10:16,904 --> 00:10:19,635 Rigby, I want you to know...a guy like me? 219 00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:21,426 Ain't got a lot to be thankful for. 220 00:10:21,606 --> 00:10:22,507 But you? 221 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:26,258 You got friends, a job, a nice warm bed... 222 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,959 you got a good thing going here. 223 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,179 Never forget that. 224 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:30,800 Okay! Move it along! 225 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,062 Wow, what a windbag! 226 00:10:35,062 --> 00:10:36,472 I thought he'd never shut up. 227 00:10:36,522 --> 00:10:38,543 I can't believe you guys thought Doug was me! 228 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,654 You must feel like idiots! Am I right? 229 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:45,326 I'm the only one around here who hires and fires, 230 00:10:45,326 --> 00:10:48,047 so if you really don't wanna do your own job, 231 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,148 I'd be glad to accommodate you! 232 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:54,809 Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS! 233 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,200 Unbelievable! 234 00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,611 Hey Mordecai, wanna make an easy ten bucks?