1 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:15,217 Dude! Check it out, man! They're here! 2 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,186 What's here? 3 00:00:16,226 --> 00:00:19,134 Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night. 4 00:00:19,164 --> 00:00:19,934 What? 5 00:00:19,964 --> 00:00:23,562 Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said... 6 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:27,070 Yes! I wanna be in a band with you. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,299 Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name. 8 00:00:29,299 --> 00:00:31,897 What do you think of "Cool Dudes"? 9 00:00:31,897 --> 00:00:32,777 "Face Punch." 10 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:33,956 "Rad 'N' Subtract." 11 00:00:33,956 --> 00:00:35,435 "Helicopter Crash." 12 00:00:35,455 --> 00:00:38,583 What about "Mustache Cash Stash"? 13 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:40,133 That's it! That's it! 14 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:42,581 Order the shirts! Order the shirts! 15 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:45,270 Oh yeah, T-Shirts. 16 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:46,879 Check it out! Bam! 17 00:00:47,019 --> 00:00:48,598 Mordecai and the Rigbys? 18 00:00:48,598 --> 00:00:50,537 What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?! 19 00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:52,945 I changed it. Awesome, right? 20 00:00:53,815 --> 00:00:55,264 But that's just our names! 21 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:57,543 We aren't really going to wear these around, are we? 22 00:00:59,072 --> 00:01:00,951 Woah, rad shirts! 23 00:01:01,091 --> 00:01:02,150 What are those for? 24 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:03,349 They're for our band. 25 00:01:03,409 --> 00:01:06,078 You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"? 26 00:01:06,078 --> 00:01:07,717 That's so cool. 27 00:01:07,827 --> 00:01:10,275 No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh... 28 00:01:10,315 --> 00:01:12,804 So, what, it's some sort of fake band? 29 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:15,602 No, it's a real band, but just... 30 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:16,932 not a big deal, you know? 31 00:01:17,371 --> 00:01:19,530 Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night! 32 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,829 Yeah, for sure, uh... totally. 33 00:01:21,829 --> 00:01:23,988 Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play. 34 00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:25,247 Well, I guess I'll see you then. 35 00:01:25,277 --> 00:01:27,386 Yeah... see you then... 36 00:01:27,526 --> 00:01:28,365 then. 37 00:01:29,185 --> 00:01:30,574 What was that, man?! 38 00:01:30,594 --> 00:01:31,483 I dunno! 39 00:01:31,513 --> 00:01:34,002 I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band! 40 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:36,211 But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow! 41 00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:38,519 OK, OK, we can totally do this. 42 00:01:38,539 --> 00:01:40,608 We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night. 43 00:01:40,608 --> 00:01:42,607 - One song? - One song. 44 00:01:45,995 --> 00:01:48,164 - Ready? - Shreddy. 45 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:49,793 One, two, three, four! 46 00:01:51,382 --> 00:01:52,871 OK, stop, stop. 47 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:53,931 We need help. 48 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,669 A two-man ensemble? 49 00:01:57,709 --> 00:01:59,657 What a charming idea! 50 00:01:59,797 --> 00:02:01,816 How'd you learn to be so good, Pops? 51 00:02:03,835 --> 00:02:06,274 Throw these records on the old talking machine 52 00:02:06,274 --> 00:02:09,352 and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time! 53 00:02:09,352 --> 00:02:11,071 Agh, you know about the open mic night? 54 00:02:11,071 --> 00:02:14,809 we're all going to be there! 55 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:20,746 Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously. 56 00:02:20,785 --> 00:02:22,764 - What? - Put on the shirt. 57 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:25,663 Fine. Play the record. 58 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:32,799 So, you want to become a musician? Bravo! 59 00:02:32,909 --> 00:02:37,036 Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require? 60 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:37,936 Talent? 61 00:02:38,106 --> 00:02:39,015 Yes! 62 00:02:39,175 --> 00:02:40,684 Good personal hygiene... 63 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:44,412 is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician! 64 00:02:45,282 --> 00:02:47,830 This is gonna take like ten years! 65 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,329 Yeah, and there's still two more after this one! 66 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,218 There's gotta be a faster way. 67 00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:53,187 ...all washed up? Good! 68 00:02:53,187 --> 00:02:55,116 - All three at once? - Now just locate your... 69 00:03:01,922 --> 00:03:05,090 ...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped... 70 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,829 Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything. 71 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:09,488 Dude, we gotta keep going. 72 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:11,557 Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic? 73 00:03:29,227 --> 00:03:29,946 What was that? 74 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:34,864 - Dude, what's happening?! - I don't know! 75 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,649 Dude, who are you guys? 76 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:02,328 We're Mordecai and Rigby. 77 00:04:02,328 --> 00:04:04,057 Who the blazes are you? 78 00:04:05,586 --> 00:04:07,565 Just kiddin'. We know who you are. 79 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,734 Coz we're you in ten years! 80 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:10,773 You don't know it yet, 81 00:04:10,773 --> 00:04:13,472 but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock! 82 00:04:13,861 --> 00:04:15,530 Dude, this is perfect! 83 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:17,299 Wait, wait. We suck, 84 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,618 and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too? 85 00:04:19,778 --> 00:04:21,337 Didn't you just hear us play? 86 00:04:21,397 --> 00:04:24,545 Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future. 87 00:04:24,545 --> 00:04:27,654 Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses! 88 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:31,012 Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades. 89 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:32,291 Awesome! 90 00:04:32,341 --> 00:04:33,580 Oh, hey - in the future, 91 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:35,209 do we get that thing we always wanted? 92 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,718 Oh, we got it. 93 00:04:39,317 --> 00:04:40,576 Awesome! 94 00:04:40,636 --> 00:04:43,635 in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret? 95 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,953 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 96 00:04:48,182 --> 00:04:48,922 Look. 97 00:04:48,982 --> 00:04:51,570 We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig 98 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,409 if you're willing to put in the work. 99 00:04:53,529 --> 00:04:55,148 Yeah, whatever it takes. 100 00:04:55,158 --> 00:04:57,347 We said the same thing ten years ago. 101 00:04:57,517 --> 00:05:00,355 Awesome! Let's rock! 102 00:05:53,155 --> 00:05:54,974 That's it. You're ready! 103 00:05:55,214 --> 00:05:55,954 What? 104 00:05:55,954 --> 00:05:57,383 But we never learned how to play! 105 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,212 We haven't even picked up a guitar. 106 00:05:59,212 --> 00:06:01,490 we got the look, we've got the moves down, 107 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,269 I know the lyrics backwards and forwards. 108 00:06:03,269 --> 00:06:04,789 Just teach us how to play! 109 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:07,897 Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine! 110 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:09,956 Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else. 111 00:06:09,956 --> 00:06:11,255 Gig's in 20 minutes. 112 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:12,754 We're screwed. 113 00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:18,521 ♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪ 114 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:21,619 ♪ and I think I might be crazy for you... ♪ 115 00:06:21,669 --> 00:06:23,738 I can't believe they're gonna play tonight. 116 00:06:23,738 --> 00:06:26,176 Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument. 117 00:06:26,246 --> 00:06:28,195 This is gonna be a trainwreck. 118 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:30,674 Woo, I love trains! 119 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:36,041 ♪ ...my sweet little baby, and I think I might be crazy for you. ♪ 120 00:06:36,111 --> 00:06:37,590 Dang! 121 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,569 Yeah. 122 00:06:40,678 --> 00:06:42,447 Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts? 123 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:43,777 You brought the t-shirts?! 124 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,286 Yeah, for the fans. 125 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:47,394 Dude, we don't even have any fans. 126 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:50,163 You guys look like rock stars. 127 00:06:50,263 --> 00:06:51,722 Hey, can I have one of those? 128 00:06:51,722 --> 00:06:53,131 Uh, yeah... 129 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,390 Here's a small. 130 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,687 How do I look? 131 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,326 Amazing. 132 00:07:02,346 --> 00:07:04,095 I can hand these out for you guys. 133 00:07:04,095 --> 00:07:06,124 Get everyone pumped for the closing act. 134 00:07:06,214 --> 00:07:07,313 Closing act?! 135 00:07:07,443 --> 00:07:09,312 Yeah, save the best for last! 136 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:11,401 Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait. 137 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:16,748 And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys! 138 00:07:16,748 --> 00:07:18,837 - Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late. 139 00:07:18,837 --> 00:07:20,106 Where've you guys been?! 140 00:07:20,216 --> 00:07:22,275 We had to get you these... 141 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:25,963 Picks?! But we still don't even know how to play! 142 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,512 Just go out there, you'll be great. 143 00:07:27,512 --> 00:07:29,601 Just like we were ten years ago. 144 00:07:29,681 --> 00:07:31,360 - But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on! 145 00:07:37,646 --> 00:07:41,194 Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick! 146 00:07:55,686 --> 00:07:57,805 Holy crap! 147 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:04,241 ♪ Your eyes starin' into my eyes, ♪ 148 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:07,959 ♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪ 149 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,077 ♪ and the prize in my eyes is ten times ♪ 150 00:08:11,077 --> 00:08:15,025 ♪ the surprise in your eyes as I kiss you goodnight ♪ 151 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:18,253 ♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪ 152 00:08:18,253 --> 00:08:21,531 ♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪ 153 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:25,069 ♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪ 154 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:28,397 ♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪ 155 00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:32,125 ♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪ 156 00:08:45,707 --> 00:08:49,255 ♪ We've come out on top, we're in front of the line, ♪ 157 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:52,464 ♪ We're here to rock out and have a good time, ♪ 158 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:56,122 ♪ 'Cause the past is the past and the future is bright, ♪ 159 00:08:56,122 --> 00:08:59,050 ♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪ 160 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,938 ♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪ 161 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:13,142 Yeah! Yeah, baby! 162 00:09:13,142 --> 00:09:14,591 You can stop now. 163 00:09:17,909 --> 00:09:20,418 Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain! 164 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,037 We were lip-synching. 165 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:28,393 Hey, look, I don't blame you. 166 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:29,952 We thought we could just order some t-shirts 167 00:09:29,952 --> 00:09:31,681 and pass ourselves off as a band. 168 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:34,240 But it turns out playing music's really hard to do. 169 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,499 We just got caught up in the dream, man. 170 00:09:36,599 --> 00:09:39,187 And just for a little while it was real. 171 00:09:39,407 --> 00:09:40,347 But that's over. 172 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,086 And lip-synching's not cool. 173 00:09:42,265 --> 00:09:44,004 So we're breaking up the band. 174 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,823 Why'd you stop? It was going great. 175 00:09:46,823 --> 00:09:48,562 You tricked us into lip-synching! 176 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,750 Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching. 177 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,499 Don't you wanna be a part of that? 178 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:55,858 No, that's lame! 179 00:09:55,898 --> 00:09:58,706 You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be. 180 00:09:58,746 --> 00:09:59,726 Me neither! 181 00:09:59,805 --> 00:10:02,154 Mordecai and the Rigbys is over. 182 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,542 OK, dude! Think about what you're doing! 183 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:07,871 Yeah, stop, man! 184 00:10:07,871 --> 00:10:10,519 If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?! 185 00:10:10,599 --> 00:10:13,028 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 186 00:10:14,317 --> 00:10:16,906 Nooo! 187 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:27,640 Yeah! Alright! 188 00:10:28,349 --> 00:10:31,288 I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing. 189 00:10:31,288 --> 00:10:32,887 This is awesome! 190 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:37,464 Mordecai! Mordecai! 191 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:39,463 Margaret! Margaret! 192 00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,352 - Mordecai! - Margaret! 193 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:44,050 That was pretty cool, what you said up there! 194 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,050 Thanks, Margaret. 195 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,548 Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel? 196 00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:48,908 C'mon, baby. 197 00:10:49,028 --> 00:10:51,646 We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations! 198 00:10:51,796 --> 00:10:53,885 Oh, yeah. See you, guys! 199 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:56,673 Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice. 200 00:10:58,332 --> 00:11:00,121 Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.