Augh, this sucks.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day,
I get to pick.
Why did you pick the snack bar?
This is like the worst job at the park, dude!
I think it's the funnest job at the park.
You don't really think that.
You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.
Why would I admit something that I'm not?
Dude, seriously,
this is more boring that watching you trying to read a children's book.
Is it more boring than your face?
I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd?
- You're a turd! - No, you're a turd!
You're the turd!
Mordecai, Rigby, stop.
We can all be turds!
Oh, hey Pops.
So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?
- It's awesome. - This place is lame.
But Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free?
What?
When I work here, all the snacks are free!
I guess this means I was right about the snack bar.
I need to eat something healthy. Like a salad or something.
What?! Are you kidding?
Dude, all these snacks are free, dude.
Trust me.
If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time.
If we eat more, we'll feel better?
Dude, quit being a loser.
Loser?!
I don't know if I want to listen to the guy
who was wrong about the snack bar being cool.
No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy
who's right all the time. ME.
Sick!
I feel so much better.
So do I.
No!
Dude, I'm telling you.
If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you.
Stop talking!
Whatever. I'm just trying to help.
I'll show him.
Why isn't more food working?!
One more should do it...
What are you doing?!
Aww, let me back in!
Wait! Come back!
Whatever!
I'm just gonna chill inside this bucket!
Mordecai! Mordecai!
Aww, SICK!
What the heck is that?!
Who's the loser now, Mordecai?
Wait... Rigby?!
Dude, in your face! I was right!
My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore.
That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore!
Dude, this is bad.
Yeah, bad like good!
Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole!
You'd better hope Skips knows how to fix this.
What happened to his body?
Dude, I don't know, it's like ditched him or something
from eating too much junk food.
Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal,
if he doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life.
It's cool, I don't mind.
What?! No!
Dude, quit being a loser.
Since when does being right make you a--
Skips, what do we have to do?
I can't let him stay like this.
That's a bit tougher.
Once the body departs,
you only have till sunset to get it back.
You know where it is?
No.
Then we'll have to find it. Let's go.
We'll be right back, Rigby. Just stay here.
What? Where ya goin'?
At least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole.
Guys? Guys?
I guess it is kinda hard to move around without my body.
What's it doing?
Eating a salad.
Rush him on the count of three.
Okay.
One....two....
Hey, guys! What's up?
No!
We told you to stay put!
Ugh! Rigby, you scared it away!
Oh, don't worry about that!
Remember how I said I don't need it?
Well, I was right again!
Dude, check it!
It's a trash can and a roller skates!
I can't believe you!
Please, just stay put!
All this being right is making me hungry.
This. Sucks!
Wait, what is that?
Gimme some snacks!
What are you?!
Looks like a bucket of diarrhea.
It's me, Rigby!
Oh, man!
That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice!
No, I didn't steal anything.
You're not stealing these voices.
C'mon Five, let's bam!
Come back!
No way, bro!
It's me, Rigby!
Aw, man.
He's close.
I'll take care of the body. You go find Rigby.
We don't have much time.
Rigby! Rigby!
Where is he?
Have you guys seen Rigby?
No. Have you seen a magic garbage can?
We need to beat the living-
Magic garbage can? That was Rigby!
Which way did he go?
Rigby!
- Help! - No-one can hear you.
- Who's there? - Don't worry.
just another bodiless consciousness.
Hey, did you work out way too hard, too?
N... no. I ate too much junk food.
Yep, that'll do it.
Me? I was a bodybuilder.
I could have gone pro.
My friend kept telling me,
"If you keep pumpin' iron like that,
your body's gonna quit on you!"
I told him he was full of it!
But I didn't get my body back in time and now look at me:
stuck with a basketball for a body.
Yeah, well, my body's still good.
Wait, your body's still good?
Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy?
- I... - You must not want it.
You mind if I take it?
- No! - Don't worry, I'll find it.
So long, sucka!
No!!!
Mordecai!
You were right and I was wrong!
I'm sorry for being such a loser.
Please help me get my body back!
Don't wory, dude. I think we can get it back in time.
And even if we mess up, you've always got this.
But seriously, dude, I want my old body back.
Skips, I found Rigby.
I found the body, but you'd better hurry.
We got a problem.
Body, you're worthless!
I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk!
Hey! What are you doin' with my body?!
Oh, it's you! Whaddaya think?
Pretty cool, huh?
No, not pretty cool.
You dress me like a loser!
Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets?
No wonder your body left you.
Oh well. Now it's not you anymore...
it's me!
Gimme back my body!
Finders keepers.
Skips!
We tried it the nice way.
Now we do it the Skips way.
So long, suckers!
He's too fast.
Are you having a game of tag, turds?
I really wish you wouldn't teach him those words.
Pops, slide over.
I'll take it from here!
Rigby! No!
It's too steep. We'll have to go around.
Give me my body back!
No! Get off me!
Get outta my body!
you get outta the body, you worm!
Aw, man, my mouth was open!
Dude, we did it! I got my body back!
Are you... sure you still... want it?
I'll never treat you like that again.
Quick! Before the sun sets!
Glorious.
Dude. How do you feel?
Well Mordecai, I guess you were right about the snack bar being lame.
Especially now that we're not into eating all the free snacks.
Oh, about that. Those snacks weren't free.
- What? - Turns out only Pops gets snacks for free.
- Pops? - Yeah.
And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months
just to pay for it all.
Turds!
Dude! Check it out, man! They're here!
What's here?
Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night.
What?
Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said...
Yes! I wanna be in a band with you.
Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name.
What do you think of "Cool Dudes"?
"Face Punch."
"Rad 'N' Subtract."
"Helicopter Crash."
What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?
That's it! That's it!
Order the shirts! Order the shirts!
Oh yeah, T-Shirts.
Check it out! Bam!
Mordecai and the Rigbys?
What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?!
I changed it. Awesome, right?
But that's just our names!
We aren't really going to wear these around, are we?
Woah, rad shirts!
What are those for?
They're for our band.
You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"?
That's so cool.
No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh...
So, what, it's some sort of fake band?
No, it's a real band, but just...
not a big deal, you know?
Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night!
Yeah, for sure, uh... totally.
Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play.
Well, I guess I'll see you then.
Yeah... see you then...
then.
What was that, man?!
I dunno!
I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!
But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!
OK, OK, we can totally do this.
We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night.
- One song? - One song.
- Ready? - Shreddy.
One, two, three, four!
OK, stop, stop.
We need help.
A two-man ensemble?
What a charming idea!
How'd you learn to be so good, Pops?
Throw these records on the old talking machine
and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time!
Agh, you know about the open mic night?
we're all going to be there!
Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously.
- What? - Put on the shirt.
Fine. Play the record.
So, you want to become a musician? Bravo!
Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require?
Talent?
Yes!
Good personal hygiene...
is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!
This is gonna take like ten years!
Yeah, and there's still two more after this one!
There's gotta be a faster way.
...all washed up? Good!
- All three at once? - Now just locate your...
...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped...
Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything.
Dude, we gotta keep going.
Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic?
What was that?
- Dude, what's happening?! - I don't know!
Dude, who are you guys?
We're Mordecai and Rigby.
Who the blazes are you?
Just kiddin'. We know who you are.
Coz we're you in ten years!
You don't know it yet,
but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock!
Dude, this is perfect!
Wait, wait. We suck,
and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?
Didn't you just hear us play?
Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future.
Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses!
Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.
Awesome!
Oh, hey - in the future,
do we get that thing we always wanted?
Oh, we got it.
Awesome!
in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret?
I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.
Look.
We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig
if you're willing to put in the work.
Yeah, whatever it takes.
We said the same thing ten years ago.
Awesome! Let's rock!
That's it. You're ready!
What?
But we never learned how to play!
We haven't even picked up a guitar.
we got the look, we've got the moves down,
I know the lyrics backwards and forwards.
Just teach us how to play!
Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine!
Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.
Gig's in 20 minutes.
We're screwed.
♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪
♪ and I think I might be crazy for you... ♪
I can't believe they're gonna play tonight.
Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument.
This is gonna be a trainwreck.
Woo, I love trains!
♪ ...my sweet little baby, and I think I might be crazy for you. ♪
Dang!
Yeah.
Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts?
You brought the t-shirts?!
Yeah, for the fans.
Dude, we don't even have any fans.
You guys look like rock stars.
Hey, can I have one of those?
Uh, yeah...
Here's a small.
How do I look?
Amazing.
I can hand these out for you guys.
Get everyone pumped for the closing act.
Closing act?!
Yeah, save the best for last!
Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait.
And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys!
- Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late.
Where've you guys been?!
We had to get you these...
Picks?! But we still don't even know how to play!
Just go out there, you'll be great.
Just like we were ten years ago.
- But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on!
Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick!
Holy crap!
♪ Your eyes starin' into my eyes, ♪
♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪
♪ and the prize in my eyes is ten times ♪
♪ the surprise in your eyes as I kiss you goodnight ♪
♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪
♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪
♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪
♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪
♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪
♪ We've come out on top, we're in front of the line, ♪
♪ We're here to rock out and have a good time, ♪
♪ 'Cause the past is the past and the future is bright, ♪
♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪
♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪
Yeah! Yeah, baby!
You can stop now.
Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain!
We were lip-synching.
Hey, look, I don't blame you.
We thought we could just order some t-shirts
and pass ourselves off as a band.
But it turns out playing music's really hard to do.
We just got caught up in the dream, man.
And just for a little while it was real.
But that's over.
And lip-synching's not cool.
So we're breaking up the band.
Why'd you stop? It was going great.
You tricked us into lip-synching!
Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching.
Don't you wanna be a part of that?
No, that's lame!
You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be.
Me neither!
Mordecai and the Rigbys is over.
OK, dude! Think about what you're doing!
Yeah, stop, man!
If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?!
I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.
Nooo!
Yeah! Alright!
I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing.
This is awesome!
Mordecai! Mordecai!
Margaret! Margaret!
- Mordecai! - Margaret!
That was pretty cool, what you said up there!
Thanks, Margaret.
Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel?
C'mon, baby.
We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations!
Oh, yeah. See you, guys!
Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice.
Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.