1 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:14,910 Augh, this sucks. 2 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:17,220 What's that supposed to mean? 3 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:20,250 It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, 4 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,120 I get to pick. 5 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:22,680 Why did you pick the snack bar? 6 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:24,800 This is like the worst job at the park, dude! 7 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:27,410 I think it's the funnest job at the park. 8 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:28,580 You don't really think that. 9 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,340 You just don't want to admit that you're wrong. 10 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,440 Why would I admit something that I'm not? 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,890 Dude, seriously, 12 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,540 this is more boring that watching you trying to read a children's book. 13 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,410 Is it more boring than your face? 14 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:41,350 I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? 15 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:44,950 Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd? 16 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,890 - You're a turd! - No, you're a turd! 17 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:47,800 You're the turd! 18 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:51,310 Mordecai, Rigby, stop. 19 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:54,020 We can all be turds! 20 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,890 Oh, hey Pops. 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:01,130 So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks? 22 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,670 - It's awesome. - This place is lame. 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,670 But Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free? 24 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:09,370 What? 25 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,910 When I work here, all the snacks are free! 26 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,680 I guess this means I was right about the snack bar. 27 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:56,580 I need to eat something healthy. Like a salad or something. 28 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,920 What?! Are you kidding? 29 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,490 Dude, all these snacks are free, dude. 30 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,450 Trust me. 31 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,200 If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time. 32 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,940 If we eat more, we'll feel better? 33 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,580 Dude, quit being a loser. 34 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:10,430 Loser?! 35 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,200 I don't know if I want to listen to the guy 36 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,680 who was wrong about the snack bar being cool. 37 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,750 No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy 38 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,950 who's right all the time. ME. 39 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,910 Sick! 40 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,100 I feel so much better. 41 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,220 So do I. 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,840 No! 43 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,900 Dude, I'm telling you. 44 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,270 If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you. 45 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,780 Stop talking! 46 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:45,470 Whatever. I'm just trying to help. 47 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,400 I'll show him. 48 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,940 Why isn't more food working?! 49 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,910 One more should do it... 50 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:16,910 What are you doing?! 51 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,700 Aww, let me back in! 52 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,900 Wait! Come back! 53 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,000 Whatever! 54 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,960 I'm just gonna chill inside this bucket! 55 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,750 Mordecai! Mordecai! 56 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,870 Aww, SICK! 57 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,000 What the heck is that?! 58 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,840 Who's the loser now, Mordecai? 59 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,770 Wait... Rigby?! 60 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:45,230 Dude, in your face! I was right! 61 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:47,120 My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore. 62 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,620 That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore! 63 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,040 Dude, this is bad. 64 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,840 Yeah, bad like good! 65 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:55,510 Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole! 66 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,020 You'd better hope Skips knows how to fix this. 67 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,700 What happened to his body? 68 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,380 Dude, I don't know, it's like ditched him or something 69 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,880 from eating too much junk food. 70 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,170 Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal, 71 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:14,180 if he doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life. 72 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,350 It's cool, I don't mind. 73 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:16,270 What?! No! 74 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,740 Dude, quit being a loser. 75 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,150 Since when does being right make you a-- 76 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,040 Skips, what do we have to do? 77 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,570 I can't let him stay like this. 78 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:26,230 That's a bit tougher. 79 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,960 Once the body departs, 80 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:30,510 you only have till sunset to get it back. 81 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:31,920 You know where it is? 82 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,530 No. 83 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,370 Then we'll have to find it. Let's go. 84 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,580 We'll be right back, Rigby. Just stay here. 85 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:40,110 What? Where ya goin'? 86 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,710 At least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole. 87 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,480 Guys? Guys? 88 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:01,400 I guess it is kinda hard to move around without my body. 89 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,260 What's it doing? 90 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:16,820 Eating a salad. 91 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:18,580 Rush him on the count of three. 92 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,380 Okay. 93 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,420 One....two.... 94 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,460 Hey, guys! What's up? 95 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,270 No! 96 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,190 We told you to stay put! 97 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,280 Ugh! Rigby, you scared it away! 98 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,430 Oh, don't worry about that! 99 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Remember how I said I don't need it? 100 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:35,190 Well, I was right again! 101 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,170 Dude, check it! 102 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:41,430 It's a trash can and a roller skates! 103 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,610 I can't believe you! 104 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,250 Please, just stay put! 105 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,860 All this being right is making me hungry. 106 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,740 This. Sucks! 107 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,130 Wait, what is that? 108 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:02,150 Gimme some snacks! 109 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,420 What are you?! 110 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:06,240 Looks like a bucket of diarrhea. 111 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,790 It's me, Rigby! 112 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:08,630 Oh, man! 113 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,800 That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice! 114 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,970 No, I didn't steal anything. 115 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:15,600 You're not stealing these voices. 116 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,270 C'mon Five, let's bam! 117 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:18,830 Come back! 118 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,080 No way, bro! 119 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,850 It's me, Rigby! 120 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,490 Aw, man. 121 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:29,410 He's close. 122 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,430 I'll take care of the body. You go find Rigby. 123 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:34,800 We don't have much time. 124 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:39,240 Rigby! Rigby! 125 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,730 Where is he? 126 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:42,170 Have you guys seen Rigby? 127 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:45,000 No. Have you seen a magic garbage can? 128 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,570 We need to beat the living- 129 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:48,490 Magic garbage can? That was Rigby! 130 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:49,520 Which way did he go? 131 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:53,620 Rigby! 132 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,780 - Help! - No-one can hear you. 133 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,670 - Who's there? - Don't worry. 134 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,610 just another bodiless consciousness. 135 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,900 Hey, did you work out way too hard, too? 136 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,200 N... no. I ate too much junk food. 137 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:17,030 Yep, that'll do it. 138 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:19,490 Me? I was a bodybuilder. 139 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,270 I could have gone pro. 140 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,220 My friend kept telling me, 141 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,610 "If you keep pumpin' iron like that, 142 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,260 your body's gonna quit on you!" 143 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,920 I told him he was full of it! 144 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,180 But I didn't get my body back in time and now look at me: 145 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,980 stuck with a basketball for a body. 146 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,350 Yeah, well, my body's still good. 147 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:41,100 Wait, your body's still good? 148 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,520 Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy? 149 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,720 - I... - You must not want it. 150 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:44,830 You mind if I take it? 151 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,350 - No! - Don't worry, I'll find it. 152 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,080 So long, sucka! 153 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,000 No!!! 154 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,520 Mordecai! 155 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:59,080 You were right and I was wrong! 156 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,050 I'm sorry for being such a loser. 157 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:05,410 Please help me get my body back! 158 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:08,020 Don't wory, dude. I think we can get it back in time. 159 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:11,740 And even if we mess up, you've always got this. 160 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,060 But seriously, dude, I want my old body back. 161 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,320 Skips, I found Rigby. 162 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,620 I found the body, but you'd better hurry. 163 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,390 We got a problem. 164 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,150 Body, you're worthless! 165 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:34,700 I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk! 166 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,050 Hey! What are you doin' with my body?! 167 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,090 Oh, it's you! Whaddaya think? 168 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,300 Pretty cool, huh? 169 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,940 No, not pretty cool. 170 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,550 You dress me like a loser! 171 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,340 Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets? 172 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:47,970 No wonder your body left you. 173 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,590 Oh well. Now it's not you anymore... 174 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,590 it's me! 175 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,100 Gimme back my body! 176 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:56,390 Finders keepers. 177 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,800 Skips! 178 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,630 We tried it the nice way. 179 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,790 Now we do it the Skips way. 180 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:09,450 So long, suckers! 181 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,720 He's too fast. 182 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:22,000 Are you having a game of tag, turds? 183 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:24,940 I really wish you wouldn't teach him those words. 184 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,310 Pops, slide over. 185 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,550 I'll take it from here! 186 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,210 Rigby! No! 187 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:38,980 It's too steep. We'll have to go around. 188 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,560 Give me my body back! 189 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,480 No! Get off me! 190 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,440 Get outta my body! 191 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,620 you get outta the body, you worm! 192 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,190 Aw, man, my mouth was open! 193 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:10,440 Dude, we did it! I got my body back! 194 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,090 Are you... sure you still... want it? 195 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,690 I'll never treat you like that again. 196 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,340 Quick! Before the sun sets! 197 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,080 Glorious. 198 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,510 Dude. How do you feel? 199 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:41,870 Well Mordecai, I guess you were right about the snack bar being lame. 200 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,310 Especially now that we're not into eating all the free snacks. 201 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:47,890 Oh, about that. Those snacks weren't free. 202 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,270 - What? - Turns out only Pops gets snacks for free. 203 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,290 - Pops? - Yeah. 204 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:56,020 And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months 205 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,240 just to pay for it all. 206 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,750 Turds! 207 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,800 Dude! Check it out, man! They're here! 208 00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:25,770 What's here? 209 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,720 Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night. 210 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,520 What? 211 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:33,150 Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said... 212 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,660 Yes! I wanna be in a band with you. 213 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,890 Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name. 214 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,490 What do you think of "Cool Dudes"? 215 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:42,370 "Face Punch." 216 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,550 "Rad 'N' Subtract." 217 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,030 "Helicopter Crash." 218 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:48,180 What about "Mustache Cash Stash"? 219 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,730 That's it! That's it! 220 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,180 Order the shirts! Order the shirts! 221 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,870 Oh yeah, T-Shirts. 222 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,480 Check it out! Bam! 223 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,200 Mordecai and the Rigbys? 224 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,140 What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?! 225 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,550 I changed it. Awesome, right? 226 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:04,870 But that's just our names! 227 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,150 We aren't really going to wear these around, are we? 228 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,560 Woah, rad shirts! 229 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,760 What are those for? 230 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:12,960 They're for our band. 231 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,690 You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"? 232 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,330 That's so cool. 233 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,890 No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh... 234 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:22,420 So, what, it's some sort of fake band? 235 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,220 No, it's a real band, but just... 236 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,550 not a big deal, you know? 237 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:29,150 Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night! 238 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,450 Yeah, for sure, uh... totally. 239 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,610 Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play. 240 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,870 Well, I guess I'll see you then. 241 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,010 Yeah... see you then... 242 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:37,990 then. 243 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,200 What was that, man?! 244 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,110 I dunno! 245 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:43,630 I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band! 246 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,840 But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow! 247 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,150 OK, OK, we can totally do this. 248 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,240 We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night. 249 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,240 - One song? - One song. 250 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,800 - Ready? - Shreddy. 251 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,430 One, two, three, four! 252 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,510 OK, stop, stop. 253 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,570 We need help. 254 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,310 A two-man ensemble? 255 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,300 What a charming idea! 256 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,460 How'd you learn to be so good, Pops? 257 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,920 Throw these records on the old talking machine 258 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,000 and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time! 259 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,720 Agh, you know about the open mic night? 260 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,460 we're all going to be there! 261 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:30,400 Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously. 262 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,420 - What? - Put on the shirt. 263 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,320 Fine. Play the record. 264 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:42,460 So, you want to become a musician? Bravo! 265 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:46,700 Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require? 266 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:47,600 Talent? 267 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,680 Yes! 268 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,350 Good personal hygiene... 269 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,080 is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician! 270 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,500 This is gonna take like ten years! 271 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,000 Yeah, and there's still two more after this one! 272 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,890 There's gotta be a faster way. 273 00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:02,860 ...all washed up? Good! 274 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,790 - All three at once? - Now just locate your... 275 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,770 ...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped... 276 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,510 Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything. 277 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,170 Dude, we gotta keep going. 278 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,240 Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic? 279 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,640 What was that? 280 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,560 - Dude, what's happening?! - I don't know! 281 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,360 Dude, who are you guys? 282 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,040 We're Mordecai and Rigby. 283 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,770 Who the blazes are you? 284 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,280 Just kiddin'. We know who you are. 285 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,450 Coz we're you in ten years! 286 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,490 You don't know it yet, 287 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,190 but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock! 288 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,250 Dude, this is perfect! 289 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,020 Wait, wait. We suck, 290 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,340 and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too? 291 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,060 Didn't you just hear us play? 292 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,270 Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future. 293 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:37,380 Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses! 294 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:40,740 Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades. 295 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,020 Awesome! 296 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,310 Oh, hey - in the future, 297 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,940 do we get that thing we always wanted? 298 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,450 Oh, we got it. 299 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,310 Awesome! 300 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:53,370 in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret? 301 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,690 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 302 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:58,660 Look. 303 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,310 We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig 304 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,150 if you're willing to put in the work. 305 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:04,890 Yeah, whatever it takes. 306 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,090 We said the same thing ten years ago. 307 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,100 Awesome! Let's rock! 308 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,750 That's it. You're ready! 309 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:05,730 What? 310 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,160 But we never learned how to play! 311 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,990 We haven't even picked up a guitar. 312 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:11,270 we got the look, we've got the moves down, 313 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,050 I know the lyrics backwards and forwards. 314 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:14,570 Just teach us how to play! 315 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,680 Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine! 316 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,740 Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else. 317 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,040 Gig's in 20 minutes. 318 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,540 We're screwed. 319 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,310 ♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪ 320 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,410 ♪ and I think I might be crazy for you... ♪ 321 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,530 I can't believe they're gonna play tonight. 322 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,970 Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument. 323 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,990 This is gonna be a trainwreck. 324 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,470 Woo, I love trains! 325 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:45,840 ♪ ...my sweet little baby, and I think I might be crazy for you. ♪ 326 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,390 Dang! 327 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,370 Yeah. 328 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,250 Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts? 329 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,580 You brought the t-shirts?! 330 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,090 Yeah, for the fans. 331 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,200 Dude, we don't even have any fans. 332 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,970 You guys look like rock stars. 333 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,530 Hey, can I have one of those? 334 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,940 Uh, yeah... 335 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,200 Here's a small. 336 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,500 How do I look? 337 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,140 Amazing. 338 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,910 I can hand these out for you guys. 339 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,940 Get everyone pumped for the closing act. 340 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,130 Closing act?! 341 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,130 Yeah, save the best for last! 342 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,220 Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait. 343 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:26,570 And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys! 344 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,660 - Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late. 345 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,930 Where've you guys been?! 346 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,100 We had to get you these... 347 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,790 Picks?! But we still don't even know how to play! 348 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,340 Just go out there, you'll be great. 349 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,430 Just like we were ten years ago. 350 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,190 - But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on! 351 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,030 Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick! 352 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,650 Holy crap! 353 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,090 ♪ Your eyes starin' into my eyes, ♪ 354 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:17,810 ♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪ 355 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,930 ♪ and the prize in my eyes is ten times ♪ 356 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:24,880 ♪ the surprise in your eyes as I kiss you goodnight ♪ 357 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,110 ♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪ 358 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,390 ♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪ 359 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,930 ♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪ 360 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:38,260 ♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪ 361 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,990 ♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪ 362 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:59,130 ♪ We've come out on top, we're in front of the line, ♪ 363 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,340 ♪ We're here to rock out and have a good time, ♪ 364 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:06,000 ♪ 'Cause the past is the past and the future is bright, ♪ 365 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,930 ♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪ 366 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,820 ♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪ 367 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,030 Yeah! Yeah, baby! 368 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,480 You can stop now. 369 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,310 Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain! 370 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,930 We were lip-synching. 371 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,290 Hey, look, I don't blame you. 372 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,850 We thought we could just order some t-shirts 373 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,580 and pass ourselves off as a band. 374 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,140 But it turns out playing music's really hard to do. 375 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400 We just got caught up in the dream, man. 376 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,090 And just for a little while it was real. 377 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,250 But that's over. 378 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,990 And lip-synching's not cool. 379 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,910 So we're breaking up the band. 380 00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,730 Why'd you stop? It was going great. 381 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,470 You tricked us into lip-synching! 382 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:01,660 Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching. 383 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,410 Don't you wanna be a part of that? 384 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,770 No, that's lame! 385 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:08,620 You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be. 386 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,640 Me neither! 387 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,070 Mordecai and the Rigbys is over. 388 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,460 OK, dude! Think about what you're doing! 389 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,790 Yeah, stop, man! 390 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,440 If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?! 391 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,950 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 392 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,830 Nooo! 393 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,570 Yeah! Alright! 394 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,220 I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing. 395 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,820 This is awesome! 396 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,400 Mordecai! Mordecai! 397 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Margaret! Margaret! 398 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,290 - Mordecai! - Margaret! 399 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,990 That was pretty cool, what you said up there! 400 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,990 Thanks, Margaret. 401 00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:57,490 Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel? 402 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:58,850 C'mon, baby. 403 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,590 We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations! 404 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,830 Oh, yeah. See you, guys! 405 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,620 Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice. 406 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,070 Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.