Yes! Fist Pump!
Listen up pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers!!!!
They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back,
and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off!
That's our Demographic get over it! That's right! Fist Pump live!
- At Slammers this Friday! - FRIDAY!!
Be there or be a loser!
There's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
We have to go to that concert.
Seriously?
Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade. But now--
Correction, they're cool in any grade,
but you wouldn't know that!
Probably because you hate yourself or something.
Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
That doesn't even matter!
We can figure out a way,
but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself.
Why do you wanna go so bad?
Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life.
Wow, sounds like your life sucks.
SHUT UP!!!
Hey guys!
Hey Margaret!
Were you guys talking about the concert?
We were talking about a concert.
Is the concert you're talking about FIST PUMP????
Yeah cool.
Wait you're going?
Yeah I am,
I know they're kinda old but I remember them from when I was a kid.
Besides, everyone is gonna be there.
It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go?
I'm totally gonna go.
Oh so now you're gonna... owww...
We'll be there!
Cool....see you guys there.
Yeah....see you.
I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks!
Rigby,
Now, how are we going to get the money for those tickets?
Dude, it's gonna be easy-
we just have to work some extra hours.
Extra work? I don't even like regular work.
Do you like Fist Pump?
Yes.
Humph, then you like extra work.
Humph, fine.
Let me get this straight-
you and Rigby want me to give you overtime,
and even though you can't even finish the regular amount of work that you normally have,
you want me to add on even more.
Yes.
No.
Ah, come on Benson, please.
Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don't have enough money for tickets.
Are you serious?
Fist Pump?
You know what kind of people go to those concerts?
Whoo! That's right ladies,
we got two tickets to Fist Pump,
see ya later grandmas.
Benson, you listen and you listen good.
Please Benson, please give us overtime!
Please?
What is the big deal?
It's Just some talentless band.
Actually, they aren't that bad.
Not that I'm into that stuff.
We are pretty backed up, though.
I think you should give them the work.
Oh, I agree.
I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist.
Fine.
You can work overtime.
Here's a list of things we need done.
When you finish them,
you'll get your money.
Idiots.
Dude, I'm fading fast.
Don't worry, dude.
We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE.
Two for fist pump.
$400.
What?! But I thought they were $50.
$50 Tickets are sold out.
All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats.
No, no, no!
Mordecai, wait. Wait man.
We can't give up.
Fist Pump!
I know, dude, but,
I just don't want to work any more-
Oh my...
Maybe I could work a little more.
All right, dude.
Let's do this.
You're lucky I care about lady pecs.
Benson, we need more money.
Yeah, give us more money.
There's no chores left,
Unless..
you want to mow the lawn.
The lawn?
Oh, what?
That'll take forever!
Here's the keys.
You know where the mower is.
Good luck.
Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE!?
Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore, and I think we're almost out of coffee.
Nonsense, dude.
We've got plenty of coffee.
Mordecai?
What happened?
Need more coffee.
Need more Margaret.
Fist Pump.
Coffee, coffee.
Coffee?
Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans.
May we help you get some tickets?
What?
Who are you?
Coffee, coffee.
As you can see,
I am a giant Coffee Bean.
I can bring you caffeine.
Do you accept?
Wait. what?
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
Aw, cool -- a contract. Let's sign it.
Coffee, coffee.
♪ everyone's watching ♪
♪ to see what you will do ♪
♪ everyone's looking at you ♪
♪ everyone's wondering ♪
♪ will you come out tonight ♪
♪ everyone's trying to get it right ♪
♪ get it right ♪
♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪
♪ Everybody wants a little romance ♪
Aw, man.
I didn't know deluxe tickets were coated in diamonds.
So cool.
Where are the other two tickets?
There's no other tickets, man. We only had enough for two.
But we had a contract.
Whoo! Fist pump!
Whoo. Fist pump.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Dude, check it.
Bang, bang!
Dude, I've got two if you want to take one to the concert.
Mordecai and Rigby,
we are very excited for you to be the ones to see fist pump.
Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert.
Thanks.
Hey, what the- this isn't coffee.
IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea,
the sleepiest of all teas.
Rigby, get the --
..tickets.
Rigby, come on! They got the tickets. Come on, let's go, let's go!
Fist pump.
Now what are we supposed to do?
Come on. I have an idea.
You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gum balls!
Give us the tickets!
Uh, Mordecai and Rigby.
- Funny seeing you here. - A chain saw? Are you serious?!
I mean, what's up with the chain saw?
Coffee! Coffee, coffee!
Why didn't you buys us tickets?
What are you talking about?
We never said we'd buy you tickets.
- But we had a contract. - Shut it!
You know, at first I thought you were cool,
but now I know that you're both total losers.
Everybody hates you.
Oh, and I just realized something.
What?
Your coffee sucks.
- What's up, Mordecai? - Hey dude.
Dude, there they are!
We did it!
Fist Pump!
- Fist Pump! - I wonder where Margaret sittin'?
Aw, sick.
It's all sweaty.
I just threw my shirt!
Bring out Fist Pump!
Let's do it!
Hey, Mordecai.
Hey, Margaret! Fist Pump.
Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend -- Slasher.
Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai.
You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind
and start pumping it at the gym.
Don't be such a jerk.
You're dead.
Oh, this sucks.
Aw, don't worry about her. You'll get another chance.
Dude, wake up! They're about to come out!
Wait.
Must.. stay awake..
must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time..
Aw, crap.
HELLO!
We are Fist Pump!
One, two, three, four!
Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs!
Dude
These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life!
Dude
It looks just like the cover!
Dude, let's play it.
We should stretch it out first.
We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'?
Hey, whatta ya doin'?!
Starting.
Hurry up, and, pick your character!
Aw, what?!
I wanted to be player one!
Dude
I'm player one.
You're player two.
I don't wanna be player two!
He digs with a sucky pickaxe!
I want the one with the shovel!
Dude, they're exactly the same!
Then why don't you be player two?!
I'm not using that sucky pickaxe!
See?!
Dude, calm down!
Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one.
Fine!
Looks like I'm player one.
No!
It's not fair!
You always get your way!
Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies.
I'm sick of it!
Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies!
Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies.
Yes I do!
No you don't.
Quick, doctor,
both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable.
If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future,
then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!
Stop talking!
There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
That's right!
We used to call you the One- Cheek Wonder!
Dude, I'm bringin' it back.
You better not!
Is that One- Cheek wonder?
I hope he's not trying to play
Punchies with cheeks like that!
Stop!
Don't look at them!
I'll win at punchies,
you'll see!
Dumb Mordecai!
I hate you!
You better not be messin' up my side of the room!
You're ruining my life!!!
Stupid bo-
-ok?
Death Kwon Do?
"Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments."
"Unlock your full potential today"?
Yes!
It's a touching story.
Really, it is.
But I don't know if you're ready
for Death Kwon Do.
Why not?!
Death Kwon Do is all about self defense.
But from the sound of it,
you just want to hit harder.
No?
Can you just teach me something?
Determination.
I like that.
Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves.
All you gotta do is
pick from the sacred text
of Death Kwon Do
Let's see, we can start you off
with "Bicep Flex of Death."
Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death."
That's a good beginner's move.
Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death."
That's one of my personal favorites.
That one.
That's the one I want.
"The Death Punch."
That I'm afraid is not for beginners.
What, why?
Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends.
You're not pure of heart!
What?!
Don't call me not pure of heart!
What about you with your crappy mullet?!
You're the one who's not pure of heart!
That's it!
I'm turning my back on you and counting to three!
Of death.
And when I turn back around
you're toast!
One
Of death.
Two
Of death.
No!
Sensei,
I think somebody just death kwon clogged the toilet.
No!
♪Try to be best♪
♪Cause you're only a man♪
♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪
♪Try to believe♪
♪Though the going gets rough♪
♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪
♪History♪
♪Repeat itself♪
♪Try and you’ll succeed♪
♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪
♪And you can have your dreams!♪
♪You’re the best!♪
♪Around!♪
♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down♪
♪You’re the Best!♪
♪Around!♪
Time to take this baby for a
test drive.
Oh no,
Bro!
You're next, Mordecai!!
All right, Rigby.
Cry baby time's over.
Come on, let's go get some food.
I'm buying.
What?
Rigby!
He's gonna pay for this.
Death Kwon Do?
Where are you, Mordecai?
I wanna play you punchies!
Hey, mister,
have you seen Mordecai?
No.
Who's..
Have you seen 'im?
Seen..
How 'bout you?
so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies?
Well, I've got news for you.
I know your little secret.
Now massage this foot!
But I already did that one.
Then rub it again!
Unless you want to get punched again!
And Pops,
what's with the easy-breezy?
Speed it up!
My pepperonis are roasting down here!
Muscle Man,
you see Mordecai yet?
I can't see anything.
I'm right here, Rigby!
Gimme those!
Looks like you've learned the ways of Death Kwon Do.
Looks like you know how to say things people are already aware of.
Whatever!
You can't handle The Death Punch!
That sounds like a challenge.
That's because maybe it IS a challenge!
Well then what're you doing up there?
Muscle Man, High Fives,
Carry me down.
Don't drop me!
Be careful!
Leaning, leaning!
Here, here!
Set me here.
What move did you learn?
Why don't you come over here and find out.
What?!
How come you're not dead yet?
Probably because I learned
"The Death Block."
It worked pretty good for a first try,
either that or your Death Punch totally blows!
I'll kill you!!
You're never gonna beat me at punchies!
Are you finished yet?
Not until I smash you!!
What?
Are you afraid of a little lava?
Dude, this is serious!
We've gotta get out of here!
Never!
Not until I beat you at punchies!
Dude, stop!
We're gonna die!
I don't care!
I'm sick of you always winning!
I'm not quitting 'till I win!
You got me, you got me!
You got me.
You win!
We have to stop now 'cause I lost.
I told ya I was gonna win!
In yo face!
I finally get to be player one!
What?!
That's what this is about?!
You just wanted to be player one?!
That's all I ever wanted!
Dude, you can totally be player one.
Dude, quit crying.
I said you could be player one.
I know,
but what good is being player one now?
We're just gonna die in this lava!!
Don't worry, dude.
I can get us away from the lava.
Really?
How?
You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move?
Wha-?
Now, how do you wanna get outta here?
"The Death Jump"
or "The Death Dump"?
Sick!!
Better go with the Death Jump.
Hold on tight.
Look!
Why yes sir,
I have the Death Jump
and the Death Dump right he-
No!
Dig Champs!
It's finally happening!
For once being a huge baby actually worked out for you!
Stop talking!!!
Dude, just hurry up and play.
You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway.
I'll show you!
What?!
Snails are bad?!
I thought snails were good!
No, dude.
Snails are bad.
This sucks!
I wanna be player two.