1 00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:15,570 Yes! Fist Pump! 2 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,150 Listen up pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers!!!! 3 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:38,250 They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back, 4 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:41,650 and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off! 5 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,570 That's our Demographic get over it! That's right! Fist Pump live! 6 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:46,970 - At Slammers this Friday! - FRIDAY!! 7 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:48,580 Be there or be a loser! 8 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:52,420 There's gonna be so many losers at that concert. 9 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:55,210 We have to go to that concert. 10 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:56,330 Seriously? 11 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,910 Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade. But now-- 12 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:01,150 Correction, they're cool in any grade, 13 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:02,210 but you wouldn't know that! 14 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:04,320 Probably because you hate yourself or something. 15 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:06,240 Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets. 16 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,290 That doesn't even matter! 17 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,350 We can figure out a way, 18 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,740 but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself. 19 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,660 Why do you wanna go so bad? 20 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:16,290 Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life. 21 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,620 Wow, sounds like your life sucks. 22 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,970 SHUT UP!!! 23 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:21,510 Hey guys! 24 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:22,890 Hey Margaret! 25 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:24,330 Were you guys talking about the concert? 26 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,330 We were talking about a concert. 27 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:30,290 Is the concert you're talking about FIST PUMP???? 28 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,440 Yeah cool. 29 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,960 Wait you're going? 30 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,020 Yeah I am, 31 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,290 I know they're kinda old but I remember them from when I was a kid. 32 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:40,130 Besides, everyone is gonna be there. 33 00:01:40,130 --> 00:01:42,020 It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go? 34 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,280 I'm totally gonna go. 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,420 Oh so now you're gonna... owww... 36 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:48,660 We'll be there! 37 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:50,340 Cool....see you guys there. 38 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,140 Yeah....see you. 39 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:57,200 I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks! 40 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,420 Rigby, 41 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,450 Now, how are we going to get the money for those tickets? 42 00:02:07,450 --> 00:02:09,230 Dude, it's gonna be easy- 43 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,170 we just have to work some extra hours. 44 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,580 Extra work? I don't even like regular work. 45 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,390 Do you like Fist Pump? 46 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,240 Yes. 47 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,300 Humph, then you like extra work. 48 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,460 Humph, fine. 49 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,240 Let me get this straight- 50 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,360 you and Rigby want me to give you overtime, 51 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:31,020 and even though you can't even finish the regular amount of work that you normally have, 52 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,150 you want me to add on even more. 53 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:33,990 Yes. 54 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:35,400 No. 55 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,670 Ah, come on Benson, please. 56 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:40,480 Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don't have enough money for tickets. 57 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,450 Are you serious? 58 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:43,630 Fist Pump? 59 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,250 You know what kind of people go to those concerts? 60 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:50,490 Whoo! That's right ladies, 61 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:53,540 we got two tickets to Fist Pump, 62 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,100 see ya later grandmas. 63 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,500 Benson, you listen and you listen good. 64 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:03,840 Please Benson, please give us overtime! 65 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:04,870 Please? 66 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:06,320 What is the big deal? 67 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:08,270 It's Just some talentless band. 68 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:10,300 Actually, they aren't that bad. 69 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,300 Not that I'm into that stuff. 70 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:13,980 We are pretty backed up, though. 71 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,670 I think you should give them the work. 72 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,920 Oh, I agree. 73 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,760 I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist. 74 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:23,760 Fine. 75 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,560 You can work overtime. 76 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:30,050 Here's a list of things we need done. 77 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:31,400 When you finish them, 78 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,480 you'll get your money. 79 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,740 Idiots. 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,990 Dude, I'm fading fast. 81 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,010 Don't worry, dude. 82 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:59,420 We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE. 83 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:32,900 Two for fist pump. 84 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,110 $400. 85 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,280 What?! But I thought they were $50. 86 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,860 $50 Tickets are sold out. 87 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,730 All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats. 88 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,880 No, no, no! 89 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,700 Mordecai, wait. Wait man. 90 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,690 We can't give up. 91 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,430 Fist Pump! 92 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:51,780 I know, dude, but, 93 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,420 I just don't want to work any more- 94 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,830 Oh my... 95 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:04,730 Maybe I could work a little more. 96 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:05,890 All right, dude. 97 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:06,880 Let's do this. 98 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,180 You're lucky I care about lady pecs. 99 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,370 Benson, we need more money. 100 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,190 Yeah, give us more money. 101 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:18,630 There's no chores left, 102 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:19,880 Unless.. 103 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,620 you want to mow the lawn. 104 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:24,070 The lawn? 105 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,090 Oh, what? 106 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,700 That'll take forever! 107 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,920 Here's the keys. 108 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,490 You know where the mower is. 109 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:38,300 Good luck. 110 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,310 Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE!? 111 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:52,520 Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore, and I think we're almost out of coffee. 112 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:53,960 Nonsense, dude. 113 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,960 We've got plenty of coffee. 114 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,350 Mordecai? 115 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:00,660 What happened? 116 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,660 Need more coffee. 117 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,960 Need more Margaret. 118 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,370 Fist Pump. 119 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:07,410 Coffee, coffee. 120 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:09,900 Coffee? 121 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:12,430 Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans. 122 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:14,610 May we help you get some tickets? 123 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:15,340 What? 124 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:16,850 Who are you? 125 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:18,160 Coffee, coffee. 126 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,830 As you can see, 127 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:21,710 I am a giant Coffee Bean. 128 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,450 I can bring you caffeine. 129 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,220 Do you accept? 130 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,320 Wait. what? 131 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,490 Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. 132 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,490 Aw, cool -- a contract. Let's sign it. 133 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:34,220 Coffee, coffee. 134 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:53,060 ♪ everyone's watching ♪ 135 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:56,540 ♪ to see what you will do ♪ 136 00:06:57,070 --> 00:07:00,650 ♪ everyone's looking at you ♪ 137 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,020 ♪ everyone's wondering ♪ 138 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,120 ♪ will you come out tonight ♪ 139 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:13,680 ♪ everyone's trying to get it right ♪ 140 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,680 ♪ get it right ♪ 141 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,590 ♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪ 142 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,880 ♪ Everybody wants a little romance ♪ 143 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,390 Aw, man. 144 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:31,310 I didn't know deluxe tickets were coated in diamonds. 145 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:33,310 So cool. 146 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:35,310 Where are the other two tickets? 147 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,980 There's no other tickets, man. We only had enough for two. 148 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,660 But we had a contract. 149 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,200 Whoo! Fist pump! 150 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,180 Whoo. Fist pump. 151 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,700 Coffee, coffee, coffee. 152 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:48,990 Dude, check it. 153 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:49,930 Bang, bang! 154 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,150 Dude, I've got two if you want to take one to the concert. 155 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,540 Mordecai and Rigby, 156 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,730 we are very excited for you to be the ones to see fist pump. 157 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:59,710 Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert. 158 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,630 Thanks. 159 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,620 Hey, what the- this isn't coffee. 160 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:07,960 IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea, 161 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,010 the sleepiest of all teas. 162 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:12,220 Rigby, get the -- 163 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:15,050 ..tickets. 164 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:25,030 Rigby, come on! They got the tickets. Come on, let's go, let's go! 165 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,640 Fist pump. 166 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,610 Now what are we supposed to do? 167 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,660 Come on. I have an idea. 168 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:41,150 You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gum balls! 169 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,440 Give us the tickets! 170 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,270 Uh, Mordecai and Rigby. 171 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:15,130 - Funny seeing you here. - A chain saw? Are you serious?! 172 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,130 I mean, what's up with the chain saw? 173 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:18,680 Coffee! Coffee, coffee! 174 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,190 Why didn't you buys us tickets? 175 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,700 What are you talking about? 176 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,640 We never said we'd buy you tickets. 177 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,700 - But we had a contract. - Shut it! 178 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,370 You know, at first I thought you were cool, 179 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:32,370 but now I know that you're both total losers. 180 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,750 Everybody hates you. 181 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:36,510 Oh, and I just realized something. 182 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,100 What? 183 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:39,120 Your coffee sucks. 184 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,980 - What's up, Mordecai? - Hey dude. 185 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,400 Dude, there they are! 186 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,460 We did it! 187 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,660 Fist Pump! 188 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,220 - Fist Pump! - I wonder where Margaret sittin'? 189 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,700 Aw, sick. 190 00:09:58,730 --> 00:09:59,980 It's all sweaty. 191 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:04,190 I just threw my shirt! 192 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,700 Bring out Fist Pump! 193 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,830 Let's do it! 194 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:09,900 Hey, Mordecai. 195 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,610 Hey, Margaret! Fist Pump. 196 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,940 Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend -- Slasher. 197 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:19,400 Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai. 198 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,520 You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind 199 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,520 and start pumping it at the gym. 200 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,760 Don't be such a jerk. 201 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,610 You're dead. 202 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,190 Oh, this sucks. 203 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:36,310 Aw, don't worry about her. You'll get another chance. 204 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,470 Dude, wake up! They're about to come out! 205 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:46,970 Wait. 206 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,940 Must.. stay awake.. 207 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,320 must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time.. 208 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:53,800 Aw, crap. 209 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,680 HELLO! 210 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,680 We are Fist Pump! 211 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,680 One, two, three, four! 212 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,280 Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs! 213 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,480 Dude 214 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,400 These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life! 215 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,370 Dude 216 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,200 It looks just like the cover! 217 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,090 Dude, let's play it. 218 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:50,770 We should stretch it out first. 219 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:53,940 We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? 220 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,810 Hey, whatta ya doin'?! 221 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:56,760 Starting. 222 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,240 Hurry up, and, pick your character! 223 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,370 Aw, what?! 224 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,880 I wanted to be player one! 225 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:02,560 Dude 226 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,620 I'm player one. 227 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,900 You're player two. 228 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,090 I don't wanna be player two! 229 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,790 He digs with a sucky pickaxe! 230 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,220 I want the one with the shovel! 231 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,750 Dude, they're exactly the same! 232 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,540 Then why don't you be player two?! 233 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,790 I'm not using that sucky pickaxe! 234 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,070 See?! 235 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,680 Dude, calm down! 236 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:20,140 Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one. 237 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,210 Fine! 238 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,850 Looks like I'm player one. 239 00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:27,690 No! 240 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,770 It's not fair! 241 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:30,220 You always get your way! 242 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,680 Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies. 243 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,600 I'm sick of it! 244 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,520 Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies! 245 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:38,180 Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies. 246 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:38,980 Yes I do! 247 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:40,040 No you don't. 248 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:51,760 Quick, doctor, 249 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,780 both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. 250 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,520 If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, 251 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,050 then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat! 252 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,850 Stop talking! 253 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,310 There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it! 254 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:05,810 That's right! 255 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,810 We used to call you the One- Cheek Wonder! 256 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,320 Dude, I'm bringin' it back. 257 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,340 You better not! 258 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,640 Is that One- Cheek wonder? 259 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,540 I hope he's not trying to play 260 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,960 Punchies with cheeks like that! 261 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,520 Stop! 262 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,500 Don't look at them! 263 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,580 I'll win at punchies, 264 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:21,500 you'll see! 265 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,820 Dumb Mordecai! 266 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,070 I hate you! 267 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,630 You better not be messin' up my side of the room! 268 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,540 You're ruining my life!!! 269 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,670 Stupid bo- 270 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,540 -ok? 271 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,790 Death Kwon Do? 272 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:52,400 "Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments." 273 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,960 "Unlock your full potential today"? 274 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,950 Yes! 275 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,680 It's a touching story. 276 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:02,870 Really, it is. 277 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,550 But I don't know if you're ready 278 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,830 for Death Kwon Do. 279 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,030 Why not?! 280 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:10,100 Death Kwon Do is all about self defense. 281 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,440 But from the sound of it, 282 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,920 you just want to hit harder. 283 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,500 No? 284 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,140 Can you just teach me something? 285 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,440 Determination. 286 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,390 I like that. 287 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:22,930 Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves. 288 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,280 All you gotta do is 289 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,450 pick from the sacred text 290 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,420 of Death Kwon Do 291 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,140 Let's see, we can start you off 292 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,140 with "Bicep Flex of Death." 293 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,480 Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death." 294 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,940 That's a good beginner's move. 295 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,010 Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death." 296 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,140 That's one of my personal favorites. 297 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,410 That one. 298 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,570 That's the one I want. 299 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,350 "The Death Punch." 300 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:52,210 That I'm afraid is not for beginners. 301 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,540 What, why? 302 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:56,380 Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends. 303 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,030 You're not pure of heart! 304 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:58,720 What?! 305 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,610 Don't call me not pure of heart! 306 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,450 What about you with your crappy mullet?! 307 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,880 You're the one who's not pure of heart! 308 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,830 That's it! 309 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,950 I'm turning my back on you and counting to three! 310 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,000 Of death. 311 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,050 And when I turn back around 312 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,510 you're toast! 313 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,500 One 314 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,500 Of death. 315 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,570 Two 316 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,180 Of death. 317 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:24,020 No! 318 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:24,910 Sensei, 319 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,770 I think somebody just death kwon clogged the toilet. 320 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:33,850 No! 321 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,780 ♪Try to be best♪ 322 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,000 ♪Cause you're only a man♪ 323 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,280 ♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪ 324 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,720 ♪Try to believe♪ 325 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,020 ♪Though the going gets rough♪ 326 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,370 ♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪ 327 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,880 ♪History♪ 328 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,370 ♪Repeat itself♪ 329 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,370 ♪Try and you’ll succeed♪ 330 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,120 ♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪ 331 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,350 ♪And you can have your dreams!♪ 332 00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,580 ♪You’re the best!♪ 333 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,170 ♪Around!♪ 334 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,470 ♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down♪ 335 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:04,780 ♪You’re the Best!♪ 336 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,060 ♪Around!♪ 337 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,510 Time to take this baby for a 338 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,940 test drive. 339 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,740 Oh no, 340 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,940 Bro! 341 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,260 You're next, Mordecai!! 342 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,220 All right, Rigby. 343 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,590 Cry baby time's over. 344 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:51,830 Come on, let's go get some food. 345 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,510 I'm buying. 346 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,030 What? 347 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,640 Rigby! 348 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,020 He's gonna pay for this. 349 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,210 Death Kwon Do? 350 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:04,210 Where are you, Mordecai? 351 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,460 I wanna play you punchies! 352 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:07,990 Hey, mister, 353 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,170 have you seen Mordecai? 354 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,020 No. 355 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,140 Who's.. 356 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,580 Have you seen 'im? 357 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,210 Seen.. 358 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,210 How 'bout you? 359 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,500 so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies? 360 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,140 Well, I've got news for you. 361 00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,310 I know your little secret. 362 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,770 Now massage this foot! 363 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,790 But I already did that one. 364 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,090 Then rub it again! 365 00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,800 Unless you want to get punched again! 366 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,130 And Pops, 367 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,420 what's with the easy-breezy? 368 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,280 Speed it up! 369 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,870 My pepperonis are roasting down here! 370 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:54,890 Muscle Man, 371 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,430 you see Mordecai yet? 372 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,500 I can't see anything. 373 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,500 I'm right here, Rigby! 374 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,820 Gimme those! 375 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:09,370 Looks like you've learned the ways of Death Kwon Do. 376 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,780 Looks like you know how to say things people are already aware of. 377 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,470 Whatever! 378 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,470 You can't handle The Death Punch! 379 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,820 That sounds like a challenge. 380 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,400 That's because maybe it IS a challenge! 381 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,490 Well then what're you doing up there? 382 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,260 Muscle Man, High Fives, 383 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,870 Carry me down. 384 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,660 Don't drop me! 385 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,060 Be careful! 386 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,190 Leaning, leaning! 387 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:34,240 Here, here! 388 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,290 Set me here. 389 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,280 What move did you learn? 390 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,800 Why don't you come over here and find out. 391 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:54,810 What?! 392 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,490 How come you're not dead yet? 393 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,300 Probably because I learned 394 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,530 "The Death Block." 395 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,300 It worked pretty good for a first try, 396 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,100 either that or your Death Punch totally blows! 397 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,260 I'll kill you!! 398 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,270 You're never gonna beat me at punchies! 399 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,370 Are you finished yet? 400 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,130 Not until I smash you!! 401 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,460 What? 402 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,970 Are you afraid of a little lava? 403 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,950 Dude, this is serious! 404 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,230 We've gotta get out of here! 405 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:45,980 Never! 406 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,980 Not until I beat you at punchies! 407 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,200 Dude, stop! 408 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,380 We're gonna die! 409 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,500 I don't care! 410 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,310 I'm sick of you always winning! 411 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,520 I'm not quitting 'till I win! 412 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,730 You got me, you got me! 413 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:27,940 You got me. 414 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:28,600 You win! 415 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,500 We have to stop now 'cause I lost. 416 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:33,360 I told ya I was gonna win! 417 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,440 In yo face! 418 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,810 I finally get to be player one! 419 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:38,650 What?! 420 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,030 That's what this is about?! 421 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,180 You just wanted to be player one?! 422 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,180 That's all I ever wanted! 423 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,400 Dude, you can totally be player one. 424 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,340 Dude, quit crying. 425 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,930 I said you could be player one. 426 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:52,860 I know, 427 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,620 but what good is being player one now? 428 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:59,460 We're just gonna die in this lava!! 429 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:00,740 Don't worry, dude. 430 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,710 I can get us away from the lava. 431 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,130 Really? 432 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,040 How? 433 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,150 You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move? 434 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:08,740 Wha-? 435 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,500 Now, how do you wanna get outta here? 436 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,710 "The Death Jump" 437 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,150 or "The Death Dump"? 438 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,090 Sick!! 439 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,860 Better go with the Death Jump. 440 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,150 Hold on tight. 441 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,200 Look! 442 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:30,560 Why yes sir, 443 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,970 I have the Death Jump 444 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,120 and the Death Dump right he- 445 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,650 No! 446 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,100 Dig Champs! 447 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,540 It's finally happening! 448 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,860 For once being a huge baby actually worked out for you! 449 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,220 Stop talking!!! 450 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:51,570 Dude, just hurry up and play. 451 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,030 You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway. 452 00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:57,480 I'll show you! 453 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,260 What?! 454 00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:04,540 Snails are bad?! 455 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,880 I thought snails were good! 456 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:06,740 No, dude. 457 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,950 Snails are bad. 458 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:10,320 This sucks! 459 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,220 I wanna be player two.